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Rosina!

Rosina!

Come back here!

Rosina!

Fuck! Rosina!

Rosina!

Come back!

Come back!

Rosina!

Come on!

Rosina!

Don't run away like that!

I'll drop you off before I go to the ER.

THE SHARKS

She's at my mother's tonight. How's Mariana?

That's good.

If it rains, put the basin outside.

There's a bucket under the grill.

Yeah.

Your sister needed five stitches. You really hurt her.

Where is she now?

She's asleep.

Stay with your grandma, I'll pick you up tomorrow.

What for?

I need your help with the gardens.

I have to finish everything before the houses are occupied.

Wash your feet.

- I didn't mean to do it, dad. - I know.

But you really hurt her.

- Did your father tell you what to do? - No.

- Can you prune a tree? - Yeah.

- How old are you? - 14.

- Can you use a trimmer? - Yeah, I've done it before.

- How often? More than once? - It's OK, I can do it.

- Just once? - No, I've used it.

I'm not great at pruning, though. I mean... whatever.

Have you ever worked before?

No.

You can always ask me.

You can ask Nacho, too, but he's kind of slow.

- Shut up, asshole! - Joselo's new at this. He's clueless.

What makes you the expert?

- I've been at it for two months. - Exactly.

What do you know?

Unload the van. I'm driving on.

You too.

That asshole expects me to pay 1,500 pesos.

For a tattoo.

A tattoo of what?

- Your sister's butt. On my chest. - Jerkoff.

I'm getting a half moon on the wrist.

- A half moon? - For my girlfriend.

Lucia and Nacho. Lu-Na.

What's so funny?

Ever been in love?

What if she dumps you?

- Fuck off, Joselo. - I'm just saying.

Get drunk before you go. It won't hurt so much.

Yeah, drunker than ever.

Don't do that.

You don't want to mix alcohol and tattoos.

I read once on-line that alcohol in your bloodstream

dilutes your blood, or thickens it. It'll make it hurt more.

- Depends on what you drink. - Everyone gets it done drunk.

Just like rock stars do.

I got drunk and it hurt less.

How would you know? You were drunk! Moron.

Hell, just have a drink and get that tattoo.

- A half moon is a crap idea. - Fuck off.

Two, four, six.

Three tubes of mascara. One of foundation.

- A slow week. - Do you have to do that now?

Do I have to use this plate?

- It's got mayo stuck to it. - Just wipe it with a napkin.

Why not use seawater?

Yeah, salty beats filthy. This is disgusting.

Do what you want. I'm not going.

What?

What?

Nothing.

- What are you looking at? - Your eye.

- Does it hurt? - Do you care?

- You don't seem to be suffering. - Don't I?

- You wouldn't be eating if you were. - You have no idea.

The fishermen haven't even caught a corvina this week.

Why?

- I saw something in the water. - What was it?

- What did you see? - It wasn't a bottlenose dolphin.

- Did you see something? - I think it was a shark.

- There are no sharks here. - It had a dorsal fin.

I think I saw a smaller one behind it.

Bottlenose dolphins are different.

They have only one curved fin. It was a shark.

- I hope so. - Wipe your mouth.

- It's very unlikely. - It's not that unlikely.

- It's never happened. - It's very hot.

- He's right. - Eat up.

One was seen in La Paloma in 2005.

They're dogfish.

They're smaller than sharks and harmless.

- It was 3 meters long. - Don't they live in warmer waters?

If you don't eat proteins you'll get sick. Have an egg at least.

- They're ovules. - What?

Eggs are ovules. It's disgusting to eat ovules.

- Ovules like in my period? - Let's not talk about it at the table.

There are no ovules in menstruation.

And the dark bit that comes out?

Stop that and eat your food, Mariana.

Can I go to my room?

CAMBORIU / MARIANA

I'll never give up! This is my 5th time on the show.

He's back again!

I love it! He's lost four times already!

I've lost so many times in my life that if I tried to count them,

I'd lose track.

When the stars shine down on me I'm with you again in my heart

I want you to look me in the eye

And not ask any more questions

Tonight I want you to let out all the joy

That you can't hold back anymore.

- Do I have to work today? - No. Why?

- Do you want to? - No, but I wouldn't mind.

I'll take you tomorrow.

Rosina!

There are dead animals on the beach!

Wait!

It happened yesterday.

It had to be something huge, like a shark.

I don't want to worry you, but I've heard things too.

We might be too late, but something happened here.

Didn't you see something?

- Yes, I thought I did... - Say it! Was it a shark?

- I don't know. - Did it look like one?

Yes, maybe.

- Hello. - Hey.

This is proof, folks. These animals move in packs.

We have to go after them,

to protect ourselves and our children.

What will the season be like if people hear there are sharks?

- And what if there are no fish? - We've never seen this.

No one can hear about this. We have to keep it quiet.

The Coast Guard took the last bits.

They're worried about tourism, not our safety.

I have mouths to feed too.

If the Coast Guard won't protect us, we'll protect ourselves.

The water's warmer, isn't it?

That's not normal. That's why they're here.

Do you know how to catch a shark?

You feed them meat. Red meat.

Catfish eat red meat. Sharks eat seals, fish, other stuff.

Sea lion meat is red. That's what they eat.

Offal, any kind of meat. Listen...

I've created a WhatsApp group

for us locals to stay in touch.

We're all to keep an eye out, OK?

It's called "Shark Alert".

If you want to sign up, give your number and your name.

This affects all of us. We have to help each other.

I want to sign up.

- Sign me up, Pedro. - Name?

Sabina...

- Perfect. - I'm Nelson...

It's still very red. Don't move.

Good.

Don't put pressure on your eye.

- You're paying for the scar removal cream.

- How much is it?

A lot, and you're paying for it.

- Does it work? - It's worse if you talk to her.

- She keeps moving. - It better work, for your sake.

It does work. Cut it out, girls, I mean it!

- Let's go for a drive, Mariana. - Right now?

- The one time I offer... - All right, I'm coming.

So you're paying for it, OK?

And you'll buy more if it runs out.

Get the machete, the box, and chop down the bulrush.

Careful.

- Hold on tight to that branch! - I'll kill myself!

The branch above you!

Good! That's it!

It'll cost me a fortune if you fall off.

Isn't it odd how quickly the sea lions' bodies were taken away?

- I don't know. It's probably nothing. - But I saw something.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, I'm all sweaty. I must smell awful.

It's all right.

You don't mind?

Look at my shorts.

- Can you see it? - Yeah.

I'm alone at the garage today.

Drop by if you like.

We'll do something.

OK.

Text me if you're coming.

Don't just turn up. OK?

- Hi, girls. Where are you heading? - To the bus stop, Joaquin.

- Mariana, don't you have to study? - I'll be back soon, dad.

- Joselo, your dog was in our garden. - Yeah, she wanders around.

She's acting odd, she's pregnant.

- Is she? - Yeah.

- How often has she been pregnant? - This is just the second time.

- That little black dog impreg... - Rosina.

Go with your sister. Make sure she's home in two hours.

Go on. She has to study.

- Go on! - It's not fair! I won't be long.

Even better. You can walk home together.

Come on. Sabrina will miss her bus.

- I can't come unless I'm on top. - Right.

Guys know nothing. They're just apes.

Has it ever happened to you

that after some heavy tit licking,

- your nipple squirted a weird liquid? - That happens to cows.

- Fuck off! - Did that really happen to you?

We fuck whenever and wherever we can.

My brother is always jerking off in his room,

so I can't go home. And in my boyfriend's house...

They're pigs! They all use the same towel.

We do that at home. It's no big deal.

You get out of the shower and you're clean.

I think it's disgusting.

Scrub your nails, look at them!

Not a word about this to dad.

I don't give a fuck if you smoke.

What do you give a fuck about?

So, I'd rather jerk off than fuck.

- No fucking way. - I do!

- You're into fingering, aren't you? - Fingering and threesomes.

- And cunnilingus. - You slut!

- Your bus is coming! - My bus!

- You'll miss your bus! - Your flip-flops!

Here!

Rosina, is the water on again?

Come out, we have to shower.

- Answer me, is the water on again? - Yes.

Rosina, come here. Read this out to me.

- What are you doing? - I need this address here to log on.

- Why not just cut and paste? - Cut the crap. Just read it out.

Dot... depicorpo... dot... com...

- Slash... - Slash...

- Pic... - Pic...

- Slash... - Slash...

W345A...

A...

- 2... - 2...

345ZX...

ZX... This is taking forever.

- Z... Are we done? - Yeah.

- OK. - Ready?

- There it is. Great. - OK, then.

No, wait. Look at this. I've got...

I need this picture to appear over here, too.

But I want this one to stay put.

- Press Ctrl+ C... - Wait, I know that I have to...

- I have to click on 'Insert image.' - No, mom. Press Ctrl+C...

Let me do it or I'll never learn.

- It's a much faster way... - 'From file.' There it is!

- I left my phone at grandma's. - No, don't go yet. Wait!

- Wait until I'm finished. - You can do it with Shift too.

- See? Press Shift... - But...

Done.

- How did you do that? - With Shift.

Touch yourself.

Go on.

Touch yourself.

This is... I can't.

Hey, I'm leaving.

OK. Talk to you later. Bye.

Mom!

Mom!

Mom, it shouldn't hurt so much!

It must be a knockoff.

- The device is fine. - Then try it on yourself.

- Screw you. - Rosina, you're next.

- I don't want to. - You look like a man.

- I need to practice. - So?

- Cooperate, please. - Where will you set up shop?

- Here. - Why not make house calls?

I don't like going to people's houses.

So you'll bring them here?

Good.

Can I have one of Ramona's pups?

Keep your eyes on the road.

Second.

Good. That's it.

Brake at the corner.

Careful!

Put in the clutch.

Rosina, I'll drop you at your grandma's.

Help her with the house. She's being difficult.

I'll pick you up later.

Now brake. Don't release the clutch.

That's it.

- I didn't let it out. - That's fine.

All clear. Clutch, first gear and pull away.

Second.

Second.

Let out the clutch.

Let out the clutch. Do it!

Brake.

Clutch and brake!

Are you deaf? Brake. Put it into neutral.

Let out the clutch. Now, let's try reversing.

My hands are covered in grease.

I'm shedding lumps of grease. It's been weeks now.

I've been showering at Priscila's. She's got water.

- Really? - Yeah, for a few days now.

- How much does she charge? - With a face like yours, 200 pesos.

- Shut up! - I mean it. 200 pesos.

You're crazy. We're talking about Priscila.

- Priscila. - No way, man.

- Why didn't Joselo show up today? - Joselo?

- My dad was asking. - He's going fishing with his cousin.

Aren't you in that WhatsApp group? 'Scared Neighbors' or some shit?

They're sailing in the evening. They're going to chase sharks!

They're going in his boat.

Hang on, Joselo has a boat?

He inherited one.

Well?

- Nothing. - Nothing.

- Did you catch anything? - No.

- Nothing at all? - Nothing.

Not a damn thing.

- Nothing? - What the fuck will we do?

- Two weeks, a month? - Nothing.

- Because of those sharks? - I don't know, maybe.

Ramona!

Ramona!

Ramona!

Ramona!

Ramona!

We must open our hearts, put ourselves in the place of others

- and exercise empathy. - You've got...

- 1, 2, 3, 4... - No one wants to end up as a rug

- ...5. - or as a decoration

- on some rich bastard's wall. - That's part of the promo.

- We animals aren't a business! - Perfect.

These men and women are about to auction what they call 'Game.'

- Monday or Tuesday. - 'Objects.' 'Hunting trophies.'

But actually they're animals. Like you, and me!

- I'll text you. - This is a cemetery!

- 14:00 or 15:00? - Shame on you! Dealers in death!

- What happened to love, freedom and... - Of course, I'll call you.

OK, bye. We'll talk.

They're auctioning ignorance, cruelty and indifference.

We're keeping one of Joselo's puppies.

- Why? - It's your dad and Mariana's idea.

Don't you like it?

- I need money for photocopies. - Ask your dad.

- When's the exam? - In two days.

In two days... Thursday?

- Is this sour? I can't tell. - Be quiet. I need to make a call.

Pets are unhappy. It's wrong to have them.

That's a stupid thing to say.

It's not. They're so unhappy.

Depending on humans for everything.

I'll look after the puppy myself.

- Boil the milk and you'll know. - It's easier to smell it.

Hello. Is that Estela?

It's Mercedes, from 'C'est moi.'

Right. How are you?

Your aunt... Yes, did you get our catalog?

Look at her, all pregnant.

Hello.

Take the trimmer.

- Were you the last one to use it? - No, Joselo was.

- Was it you? - Have you seen Ramona?

You broke the chainsaw!

Joaquin'll kill you.

- Didn't you see it was jammed? - It was working fine yesterday.

- Didn't you use it, too? - I wasn't here yesterday.

- So you didn't see Ramona? - No, now shut up about it!

This is fucked.

You press the pump,

release the brake and start it.

- Your backpack. - So it was here.

See you tomorrow, guys.

Don't sleep in.

- Give me your phone. - Why?

- Come on! - Don't!

Back off. Do you have any credit left?

- Don't be so stingy. - Use your own.

Stop.

Here.

- I'll get you a new SIM card. - I don't want another.

- OK. - I want money.

- What for? - So I can buy it myself.

- How much was it? - 50. But give me 100.

- No! - I'll tell mom.

Here.

- What's the SIM card for? - None of your business.

- You got it two days ago! - It's mine!

Go away.

Hello?

Who is it?

It's nothing, believe me. Let me see.

It'll be fine, you'll see.

- Where will grandma sleep? - Go away!

In Camilo's room.

- Can I touch it? - No.

- Go away! - I washed my hands.

Fuck off.

Stop looking in the mirror. Carry on with that.

That's enough. Finish doing that.

Ramona!

- Did you catch anything? - What?

Were there any fish?

No, nothing.

- Anything odd in the water? - What?

Did you see a shark in the water?

But...

- Why are you mumbling? - Never mind. Forget it.

- Won't we kill them? - No, it'll scare them away.

We're saving them.

He was really dumb!

Yeah, but there are players...

Ramona!

Ramona!

They're giving pups away at the garden center.

I want one of Ramona's pups. She's the dog I like.

It's for the whole family, not just for you.

Pour some water.

I want a female to call 'Beyonce'.

- At what time do you get your results? - Early. I think I did OK.

- You better have. - More water.

If I fail, I can retake it on a different date

and still go to Camboriu.

I don't think you can change exam dates.

I need to know right away if you failed so I can get back the deposit.

- We could use the money. - Water.

- So that's why. - What do you mean?

You're worried about the deposit, not whether I pass or fail.

Sabrina's parents can lend me the money.

Pour water!

What did you tell them?

- No one needs to know money's short. - People can tell.

- Pour some water. - Hang on!

VIDEO EDITING

BIRTHDAY PARTIES

HEN AND STAG PARTIES

HAIR REMOVAL

Hi. It's me, Rosina.

I'm at Bus Stop 22.

I think I saw Ramona.

If you want, come here and we'll look for her.

- Dad's asleep. He won't know. - I didn't say anything.

- I drove here like a pro. - True.

Let's go.

Ramona!

- Turn left. - Here? Why?

I have a feeling.

Ramona!

Ramona!

Ramona!

Ramona!

I'm going to turn here.

Go on, I'll tell you.

I can't see behind me.

Can you play that song?

This one?

Yeah.

This one?

Hey, leave it on.

Leave it on!

No.

Don't make any noise, moron!

Why do you care about that dog?

She's pregnant. I feel sorry for her.

If it's for the pups, we can get one at the garden center.

No, the pup is the least of it.

Take your feet down!

Put it down there.

Move.

- Can I have half of the bedside table? - No.

- Please. - Camilo, don't touch that!

- Will you behave? - Ovulating much?

I told you I haven't got my period. And they're two different things.

I know you have because you always get so horrible.

Shut up, you little creep! Or else go to your room!

- Want me to spit on you? I will! - No, no!

- No, please! - You don't like that, do you?

- Look! That's the beach! - ...sharks have been seen.

Let's ask some locals

if they've seen anything

or, at least, heard the rumors.

I've heard things, but I don't know...

I'm not sure it's true.

I live across the street and never heard a thing.

How strange. I never heard a thing.

He's a realtor, what else could he say?

- They didn't see anything. - Because there's nothing.

- You're wrong. - Yeah.

For now, it's just a rumor.

It would be very unusual as sharks aren't found in this area.

So, visitors and locals,

come to the beach, it's a beautiful day!

Hello. Is Joselo there?

- Why did you call? - Does someone answer for you?

You could have texted.

I hit 'Call' by mistake. I texted you too.

OK. What's up?

- Not much. - At this time?

Yeah, well... How about you?

I was watching the game with the guys.

I need to piss.

Want to watch the game with us?

- No. - Why not?

- Just because. - But why?

I don't feel like it. Want to go somewhere else?

We could go to the beach.

The beach? You want to catch some sharks?

I mean...

You're still a kid.

You're a kid.

She came back?

Yeah, a little while ago. I was going to tell you.

When?

I was going to text you later.

'Later'?

Yeah, later.

Go home. It's late for you.

What's the deal with the kid?

- Are you screwing the boss's daughter? - Holy shit!

- You're banging the kid? - You are!

You're banging the kid?

I don't know, it's all there is.

You're banging the boss's daughter!

FUCKERS

Sure.

Ask for half in advance.

How much?

No, no, no. Raise the price.

Yes, raise it.

Yes...

Yes, all right.

I'll unplug the phone when we finish talking.

Yes.

- Hello, Pedro. - Hey, Joaquin.

- Catch anything? - What?

- Catch anything? - No, but we will. Hi.

We will. It's hard because they swim in packs.

I hear they found a huge one near the rocks.

We'll get them. Don't worry.

He thinks like you.

- I wish it was true. - What do you mean?

You'd like that?

- Hi, guys. - What's up?

- Try to save a bit. - Fat chance.

- How about a drink? - We can play some pool there, too.

- No. - You don't want to?

I have plans. Soccer on the beach.

Is she still in the shower?

- I hear water. - Is the water on again?

- Off and on. - Leave me alone!

I'm coming in, Mariana.

What's wrong?

She's going to use the whole tank. She failed her exam.

What can I get you?

I'm thinking...

I've got 600 pesos. Give me all the beef I can buy.

- Which one do you like? This one? - Yes.

Give me a can of guaraná, too.

- Do you throw away the juice? - Yes. Do you want it?

Yes.

- Joselo! Your boat's sailing off! - Your boat, Joselo!

The boat!

- Hurry up, Joselo! - Swim faster!

THE SHARKS