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Er, excuse me.

I bought this watch off you
this morning.

Rolex. Classy.

All the way from Switzerland.

It stopped.

(CHITTERS)

It's not my problem.

Eh? Well, what about
the 250 I paid for it?

We don't do refunds on our stuff.

Then I'll swap it for one of...
Is that 'cause it's all stolen?

We're dealers
in second-hand goods.

GPS, brand-new, no box.
What ship did that come from?

Marine guidance systems,
digital cameras,

mini-DVs, watches...

(EXHALES) Tourists everywhere
are patting their pockets

going, "Hang on a sec!"

Mate, if I were you, I'd report 'em to
the cops. May be a warrant out for 'em.

Yeah, yeah. Maybe I will.

Hey, mate.

Maybe we can do a deal
on something else, huh?

Camera? Another watch?
(MAN LAUGHS)

(CHITTERS)
What about this little guy?

(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I can't sell him.

He's my pet.

How much?

500. And it'd be breaking my heart.

300, and the Omega as a replacement
for my new-found friend over there.

Mate, what are you doing?

And we say nothing more about
how your stall gets its stock.

(LAUGHS) Hey, little guy.
(CHITTERS)

MAN: Come here, little guy.

Come on.

Going tick-tock?

(LAUGHS)

MAN: Hey, mate.

Are you crazy, mate? You can't take
a monkey on board 'Hammersley'.

I don't know the meaning
of the word 'can't'.

Jump in. Eh? Come on.
Into the bag.

(GROWLS)

(SPEAKS URGENTLY
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

I hope you know the meaning
of the word 'run'.

Run!
What?

(YELLS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

SPIDER: What did you do?

Oh!
Sorry.

(MEN YELL ANGRILY)

Whoa, look out!

Whoo!

(YELLS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

SPIDER: What the hell did you do?
MAN: A bit of monkey magic.

Turned 300 into 200. Excuse me!
You've ripped them off?

Join the navy, see the world,
meet interesting people!

(MAN LAUGHS)

(IMITATES MONKEY)
Run, man!

Ooh, winners are grinners!

Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh.

(IMITATES MONKEY)

SPIDER: Mate, you're crazy.

(IMITATES MONKEY, LAUGHS)

Crazy's my middle name!

SPIDER: You've got enough names
with your double-barrelled last one.

Leo Crazy Kosov-Meyer.

You know, if I did have two dads,

they'd both be really proud of me
right about now.

Oh! Whoo!
Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa.

Go, go, go, go!
(GLASS SMASHES)

(GLASS SMASHES)
Oi!

What do you think you're doing?

Turn around and walk away, mate.

Oh, you want me
to come down there, do you?

(SPITS)

So no-one's got any idea why those guys
were chucking bottles at us last night?

Maybe they weren't aiming at us
in particular.

They looked
pretty well aimed to me, boss.

No-one had any run-ins
on shore leave yesterday?

No, boss.

No, sir.

Ah, just some locals, boss,
returning our goodwill.

Yes. Thank you, 2 Dads.

Change your attitude, leader!

Let the local authorities know.

They can chase it up.
Yes, sir.

Special sea dutymen, close up!

After you, Nav.

(DOOR OPENS)
XO: Just the girl I'm looking for.

(DOOR CLOSES)

I wanted to see how you are.

I'm fine.

Nik, I know how much you miss ET.

We all do.

(SOBS)

It's so hard.

Everything's the same.
But it's not. It's different.

I still expect to see him.

Every time I turn a corner.

That new guy, 2 Dads -
he's the complete opposite.

Mm-hm.

Every time I see him, I'm just...

...just reminded ET's gone.

Have you come back to work
too soon?

You need some more leave?
No.

No.

Couldn't bear
hanging round at home.

Work's been the only thing
getting me through.

(SIGHS)

Is it... is it just me,
or is Sir Lancelot getting fatter?

(LAUGHS)

Great. I'm creating the world's
first ever obese clownfish.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(MONKEY CHITTERS)
(LAUGHS)

RO will kill you if you leave
peanut shells on his rack.

Just keep an eye out.

Eh?

(LAUGHS) Did you see that?

He caught it! Oh, man!

Gonna teach you all sorts of little skills
when I get you past customs, huh?

Mate, forget customs.
Try getting past the X.

And that other crap too -

she always does an inspection
when we've been in a foreign port.

Then I'll distract her
with my monkey magic.

Wahh! Wahh! Hmm?

Mate, the X is
very, very undistractable.

Trust me.

I haven't met an officer yet that
I couldn't soft-shoe shuffle. (LAUGHS)

Spider, people are putty in my paws,
like those tossers at the market.

No wonder they were
throwing empties at us.

NAV: Leader!
(CHOKES AND COUGHS)

Yes, Nav?

You know something
about the incident on the wharf?

Some men threw bottles at the ship.

You'd had contact with them?

None to speak of.

Didn't sound that way.

Slip of the ear, ma'am.

Care for a peanut?

Why don't you offer one to the CO?

MIKE: So those men and you?

We had a slight disagreement
at the market, that's all.

About what?

Er, the value of certain items
they had for sale.

What items?

What items?

Er, sorry, Buffer.

Sarongs.

I bought sarongs for my sister
and those guys ripped me off.

Overcharged big-time.

So this led to the incident
at the wharf how?

I, um...

...gave 'em a taste
of their own medicine.

You cheated them.

I like to see it as
evening up the scoreboard, sir.

So they came all the way down to
the wharf to throw bottles at a warship

over some sarongs -
is that what you're saying?

I know. Who would've thought
they would've taken it so badly?

2 Dads, we were on a goodwill visit!

We're not going to spread much
with you ripping off locals!

Won't happen again, boss.
It better not.

Not the right way for you
to start your tour with us.

No, sir. I'm sorry, sir.

Back to work.

Aye, sir.

Sarongs. (CHUCKLES)

What do you make
of our new electronics tech?

Up himself and unprofessional.

It's early days.

MAN ON RADIO:
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

This is Captain Anu Tagore
of the fishing vessel 'Monsoon'.

We are disabled. Over.

Fishing vessel 'Monsoon',

this is Captain Mike Flynn of
the Australian warship 'Hammersley'.

What's your situation? Over.

Er, we had to go full astern
to avoid a collision with the reef.

Er, our engine has seized.
There's some problem with our gears.

Over.
What's your position?

Er, 10 degrees, 40 south.

131-10 east. Over.

They're in the middle
of a shallow reef system, sir.

Lots of bommies and coral
close to the surface.

NAV: There is a deeper channel which
runs almost the whole way through,

so if we altered course,
our passage time would be increased,

but it would be a safer journey.

Well, they're not in danger of sinking,
so let's take that channel.

Slow and steady.
Yes, sir.

Post extra lookouts forward and aft.
Watch for bommies.

Robbo, with me.

Fishing vessel 'Monsoon', this is
Australian warship 'Hammersley'.

We're on our way.
We advise that you drop anchor. Over.

TAGORE: Already done, Captain.

Don't want to bump into
anything else. Over.

Swain, starboard 20. Altering 0-1-0.
Take the ship, Nav.

Yes, sir. I have the ship.

What, the boss didn't get up you
more than that?

Ah, the boss is a pushover.

Yeah, until he finds
your little furry friend.

If he does, I'll handle that too.

Port 10, steer 2-2-0.

Port 10, steer 2-2-0.

You right?
Have you seen my pruning shears?

Your what?
My bonsai clippers.

SWAIN: Why would I have seen
your bonsai clippers?

I always keep them
in the top drawer. Always.

RO, we are kind of busy here.

See, I've had to learn
how to keep my feet in any situation.

Bommie, find on the port bow!

Starboard 30.
Starboard 30.

30 of starboard long, ma'am.

(GROANS)

Get up, you dork.

SWAIN: 4.7 metres and shallowing.

(SONAR BEEPS)

SWAIN: 4.2 metres and holding.

Bommie past aft!
Midships.

Midships.
Port 20.

Port 20.
NAV: Steer 1-2-0.

SWAIN: Steer 1-2-0.
Quick off the mark, Nav.

Well done.

Thank you, sir.

SWAIN: Course 1-2-0, ma'am.

SWAIN ON P. A: Captain, bridge.

The Nav requests your presence
on the bridge, sir.

No, RO, I still have not seen
your bonsai scissors!

(NAV GASPS IN EXASPERATION)
MIKE: Everything alright?

Yeah, I'm fine. I've just...
I've misplaced something.

Sir, we have a vessel on our course
which is not responding to radio.

What's it moving?
Drift speed.

Keep trying the radio.
Better take a look.

Sir.

RO: Vessel in position
11 degrees 25 south,

131 degrees 40 east,

this is Australian warship 'Hammersley'.

Come in, please.

Yacht 'Maa Malni' on my port bow,
please show yourselves.

Try one more, X.

Yacht 'Maa Malni' on my port bow,
please show yourselves.

X, take a boarding party
and check it out.

But be quick.
The 'Monsoon's waiting for us.

BUFFER: Do a lap slowly.

Hello?

BUFFER: XO, get down here.

Well, looks like they were attacked
with machetes or something like that,

given the defensive wounds
on their forearms and hands.

Everything's gone, boss -
er, money, clothes, GPS, computer.

Yeah, even the bar fridge, boss.
Pirates.

They're Canadian husband and wife,
just following the wind.

Their last logged position
places them

about 50 nautical miles east
of our current position.

When was that?
0800.

So they're probably long gone.

Let's leave the yacht at anchor.

X, get onto NAVCOM so they can
alert the local authorities.

Hey, boss.

What if they're still sniffing around?

Oh, we'll show them we're navy
and not a soft target.

MIKE: What's the damage, X?

Charge has had a look
at their engine.

One of the gear cogs has been
stripped and lost its housing. Over.

Ah, terrible noise it made.

MIKE: Can he fix it so they can make it
to their port?

Er, no, sir - I'm gonna need some time
back on board 'Hammersley'

just to make it operable.

Then I'll come back and refit it.

Alright, let's set up a tow,
get them out of danger.

We'll see about their engine after that.
Yeah, I'm on it, boss.

Oh, the fellowship of the sea.
Thank you. Thank you.

Anything?

Er, well, the good news is there's no
sign of bommies and no sign of pirates.

Bad news is I'm starving.
How long till brekkie, Buff?

What?

Nothing.

When was the last time
you saw 2 Dads?

Oh, well, he came in about an hour ago,
swapped binos with me,

reckoned I had his lucky pair
or something.

Yeah, right.

(MONKEY CHITTERS)

What do you think you're doing?

Buff, I, um... I was...
Why'd you leave the boat deck?

I was hungry.

Leaving your post's
a very serious offence.

Oh, come on, Buff.

I was only gone a minute.

A minute could be
all it takes, 2 Dads.

Now, everyone needs to
keep their eyes open at all times.

Somebody should tell the Nav that.

She almost ran us into that bommie
today. It could've been...

Now, you just stop right there.

Now, Lieutenant Caetano
is a very fine officer and navigator.

Yes, Buffer.

Look...

...no-one's probably told you.

The guy you're replacing, ET,

the Nav's very upset by his death
because they were close.

I see.

'Close'?

Close, as in?

Now, you keep going, sunshine.

I dare ya.

Yeah, I'll grab a couple, mate.
Sure.

(CLATTERING)

RO.

What are you doing back there?

I still can't find my scissors.
They're antique.

Well, they're certainly not
in my galley.

I don't lose things.

It's... it's not in my nature.

The last thing that I lost was
a figurine of Papa Smurf in 1987.

I was... six.

BOMBER: Hey, we all
lose things sometimes.

I can't find my necklace anywhere.
Mate, I wouldn't worry.

In a tub this size,
bound to turn up sooner or later.

Exactly.

Has anyone seen my watch?

(TAPS WATCH)
No.

The gold watch, you panda.

One missing item is nothing.
Two, that's a coincidence. But three...

Hey, aren't there those, er,
those things called, er, poltergeists?

Yes, there are also
those things called thieves.

Oh.

BOMBER: Touchy.

Oh, dear.

I'll just iron all of these again later.

Swain!

Oh, I'll help look.

MIKE: How did RO's scissors,
Bomber's necklace, Charge's watch

and my wallet all come to be
in your cabin, Leading Seaman?

I don't know, sir.

In your rack.
I'm not a thief, boss.

Then how'd this stuff get in there?

Charge had his watch last night. When
would I have had a chance to pinch it?

Buff said that you
left your post this morning.

XO: Did you?

Yes, ma'am.
XO: What were you doing?

(SIGHS) I was hungry.
That's lame.

Hungry?
2 DADS: I... (SIGHS)

I didn't steal it, sir. I don't know who did.
But it wasn't me.

Why would someone else
hide stolen goods in your bed?

I don't know.

But I didn't steal anything.

Just like you didn't rort those guys
at the market?

Eh?

Come to attention, leader.

You're on notice.

This will go in front of another CO
for their deliberation. Dismissed.

(QUIETLY) Yes, sir.

Talk about snakes in the grass!
I knew that I had not lost my shears.

I don't lose things.

BOMBER: Yeah, funny feeling, one of
your crewmates stealing from you.

I didn't.

I didn't take your shears.
I didn't take any of it.

Whatever, 2 Dads.

Who did, then?

I didn't do it.

Yeah, but you know who did.

(SIGHS) What am I gonna do?

You're gonna do something
about that stupid monkey.

Come here, you.

What's that?

This is such a mess.

Hmm.

Where are you?

(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Shit!

Um...

One second.

Come in.

Oh. Do you mind
if I have a word?

Er, yeah. Sure.

Leo.

Look, I know how, um,
difficult it must be

to stand in front of your shipmates
and admit your wrongdoing...

What... what is that smell? I...

2 DADS: I don't
smell anything, ma'am.

(SNIFFS)

No, it's... it's musty.
It's... it's like... some...

What is that?

Leaky pipe? Yeah, leaky pipe.

Honestly, navy should get us ships
with better plumbing.

Yeah.
(SCUFFLING)

You were saying?

What... what was that?

(SCUFFLING CONTINUES)
Did you hear that?

Rats, maybe?

Oh, no.

Ma'am. Er, ma'am, before you...
I think it's...

(MONKEY SHRIEKS)
Oh! Oh, my God.

My God, it's a monkey!
Where did he come from?

(CHITTERS)

I don't know,
but he seems to know you.

Come here.
(CHITTERS)

X. I know he's against the rules,
but I couldn't resist buying him.

And you know what?
I think he's the thief.

Oh, grow up!

You don't think he's cute, ma'am?
Cute?

AQIS will quarantine this ship
for three months if we arrive with that...

(SIGHS)... that little thing on board.

What?

It could have rabies or parasites
or God knows what other diseases

we're trying
to keep out of the country.

I hope that you'll stand up
in front of your shipmates

and tell them they can't see their families
or get off this ship for three months

because you decided
that the law didn't apply to you!

I didn't think.
No. No, you didn't think, did you?

You are a lazy know-all
who has lied to me and your CO

about bringing contraband
on board this ship.

Now, clean up this mess.
It is disgusting!

Ma'am.

What about the monkey?

Well, you're gonna have to
get rid of the poor thing.

I owe you an apology, mate.

Come on.

Jump down.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Oh, hold on.

Yeah, come in.

You're on the steaming party.

Yeah, I just got to do one...
Now! Let's go.

Yep. Sure, Buff.

So, you see, it was the monkey
that took your watch.

You brought a monkey on board?

Yeah. That's why
stuff's going missing.

He's been trained to pinch things,
like a pickpocket.

It makes sense.

Yeah, except the part
where you brought a monkey on board.

Yeah, I know.
It was a stupid thing to do.

No, look, I knew this idiot...
Charge.

...who, when he was a lot younger
than he is now...

Charge.

...he brought
this spider monkey on board.

CHARGE:
Cute as a button, it was.

Smart too. Not a pickpocket.

Yeah. What happened?

When the CO found out about it,
he, er... he had to go.

Drowned it.
I put him in a life jacket first.

(ZIPPER UNZIPS)
I mean, who knows?

Little fella could've found his way
back to shore.

Nav, I'll refit this.

Captain Tagore?

I'm Nikki Caetano.

I'm gonna help you
navigate out of here

once we get your engines
up and running.

Thank you. And, uh,
welcome, Lieutenant. Um, tea?

No, thank you.
Right.

Well, the, er, charts are upstairs.

2 Dads, with me.

(MONKEY CHITTERS)

This channel here
looks the safest, most direct route.

OK.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Yep.
I'll go, er, check the towline.

Yep.

A monkey.

XO: A monkey.

He smuggles a monkey on board

which then proceeds
to pickpocket the entire crew.

Yeah, he has been nothing but trouble
since he joined this ship.

He behaves
like he doesn't wanna be here.

He doesn't. He only joined the navy
to avoid going to jail.

What?

He's had minor run-ins with the police
since he was a teenager -

vandalism, offensive behaviour,
that sort of thing.

Three years ago,

a magistrate recommended his parents
get him to join the services

for a bit of discipline,
before he ends up with a conviction.

Since when did we become
a rehabilitation service?

I know. Anyway, soon as
we're back home, he's off my ship.

And what about the monkey?

Well, I'm not spending $10,000
of taxpayers' money in fuel

just to drop it off on a desert island.

Where is the damn thing now anyway?

You'll live to steal another day,
little guy.

Just sneak ashore
at these guys' port.

(CHITTERS)

Good boy.

No, no. Don't go that way.

(MONKEY CHITTERS)

(SINGS QUIETLY)
# She'll love you... ?

OK.

(STARTS MOTOR)

(GASPS IN PAIN)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

Nice work.

Nice work.

(MOANING AND BANGING)

(2 DADS MOANS)

(2 DADS MOANS)

I might just check
where my crewmate has got to.

Hey. Hey!
Hey, hey!

Let him go!
(GROWLS)

Hey!

What's going on?
This is the laughing thief.

The one who thinks he can steal
from us and just get away with it.

Oh, you fools!
You couldn't wait five more minutes?

You, let him go.

Woman, quiet!

He cheated us at the market,
took our monkey. We can't let him go.

Oh, we can't now, can we?

Which means, Lieutenant,
we can't let you go either.

You, there!

(MOANS)

OK. OK.

Where's the other one,
the big engineer?

Where is he?
The engine room.

Well, go! Get him! Get him!
Get the other gun.

What the hell is going on?

There's a cabin below
full of equipment from that yacht.

These are the pirates.

It'll be alright, Nav.

We'll be OK.

I'll think of something.

I do not need you comforting me,
Leading Seaman.

It's your stupidity
that got us into this.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

(GRUNTS)

(YELLS)

(PANTS)

(RAPID FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

I can't find the engineer.

Right, give him your gun.

TAGORE: You find him.
Go find him. Find him!

You.

No. No.
No.

Hey!
Get up.

Drop your weapon.

Drop your weapon.

Give me that gun now
or I kill this dog before your eyes.

Now!

Charge.

Ma'am.

Drop it.

Do it.
NAV: Put it down.

(2 DADS PANTS)

Please.

Floor.

Sit down on the floor!

Sir.

Do you want the good news
or the bad news?

Get on with it, RO.
Looks like we've found our pirates.

Got a message in from NAVCOM

in response
to yesterday's incident report.

The 'Monsoon' was reported stolen
three months ago.

RO: They haven't
heard from the crew since.

Alright, Buffer,
stand by to drop the tow.

We go boarding stations, sir?
Roger. Boarding stations.

Hands to boarding stations...
MIKE: Swain, port 20.

Altering 1-8-0, revolutions 1,700.
20, altering 1-8-0, revolutions 1,700.

Bomber, Spider, close up on the.50 cal.
Roger.

November 8-2, this is Charlie 8-2. Over.

MIKE: November 82,
this is Charlie 82. Over.

November 82, this is Cha...

(RADIO SIGNAL GOES DEAD)

Try and get 'em on the VHF, RO.

First time we ever scored a navy radio.
How much will we get for this?

More than we're owed.

(GROANS)

I bet you wish you'd paid full price
for that monkey now, eh?

RO ON RADIO: 'Monsoon', this is
Australian warship 'Hammersley'.

Come in, please.

'Monsoon', this is Australian warship
'Hammersley'. Respond.

'Monsoon', this is Australian warship
'Hammersley'. Come in, please.

Get me Lieutenant Commander Flynn.

This is Flynn.

TAGORE: We have
three of your crew hostage.

You try to board us,
we will kill them.

I'd like to speak to Lieutenant Caetano
or Chief Engineer Thorpe.

No, no, no, no.

You get nothing
till I get what I want.

And what's that?

TAGORE: 2,000 rounds,
.50-calibre ammunition.

In exchange for
my three crew members unharmed.

The lieutenant
and the engineer - hmm.

But my crew has some business
with the young man.

Him, we will keep.

Sir, we can't leave 2 Dads.

No, we're not going to.
But we've gotta give them something.

This way, I get
two crew members back,

a RHIB across there
and a chance to board them.

But we can't give them ammunition.
We'll give them something.

Right, captain has the ship.

Captain Tagore, I'm sending a boat.

G4 cleared up.
Closed the wipe bore. Clear!

BOMBER: Ammunition provided
to the mount, sir.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
Here they are.

Are you OK?

Come! The ammunition.

Our people come on board
here to us first.

After we get our bullets first!

OK. Pass them over.

Show me. Show me!

Nav.

Good. Good.

(MOUTHS)

(MOUTHS)

Lieutenant Caetano
and Chief Engineer Thorpe.

Now.

Kill them now!

No! Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
Drop your weapons!

Put your weapon down!
Put your weapon down!

Do you think we are stupid?

TAGORE:
Now you get no-one.

Up to the wheelhouse, now.
I've got a clear shot, ma'am.

Hold your fire, Swain.

You tell your captain
that if he decides to follow us,

you'll be collecting their bodies
from the water!

(MOUTHS)

Hands to boarding stations.
Hands to boarding stations.

Full boarding party.

You arrogant Australians!
You think you can cheat us?

Guys, guys, look.
I know you're a little upset...

Hey!
Hey! You cheat me!

You call us thieves?

You know how much
that animal is worth?

How long I train him?

Guys...
Hey!

(MOANS)
Stop it!

He's on board. The monkey.
I brought him over!

(2 DADS PANTS)

The monkey's on board.
Go take a look.

(MOANS LOUDLY)
Stop it.

Captain, stop them now!

2 DADS:
Go look! Go look!

He's below there. He's on b...
Take a look!

He's downstairs, below decks.

Go take a look down there!
For Christ's sake.

2 DADS: He's on board.
You want to die too?

(YELLS)

Hey! Watch him!

(THUMP!)
(GRUNTS)

(FIRES GUN REPEATEDLY)

SITREP, X.

XO: There's gunfire
on the 'Monsoon', sir.

Well, who are they shooting at?

Do we engage, sir? Do we engage?

Negative. Return to the ship. Over.

Copy that. Take us home.

(FIRES GUN)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

Hey! (SNARLS)

Get back inside!

Get back inside!

Anyone see 2 Dads?

No-one visible, sir.

How many weapons?

One 9-mil.
The others have machetes.

There were three on deck, but Charge
signalled that there was a fourth, sir.

Sir, they said if we try to follow,
they'll kill Nav and Charge.

He means it, sir.

We'll see about that.

Bomber, Spider,
join the boarding party.

BUFFER: OK, boarding party,
weapons ready!

(GROWLS)

(FIRES GUN REPEATEDLY)
BUFFER: Returning fire!

(GUNFIRE)

BUFFER: Bomber, take the port side.

(GUNFIRE)

BOMBER: Copy that, Buffer.

BUFFER: Get us in there, Bomby.

(WHISPERS) Nav.

Kill them!

(CHOKES AND GAGS)

(GUNFIRE)

BUFFER: OK, Bomber, we're boarding.

BOMBER: Approaching
port side now, Swain.

(GUNFIRE)

(CHOKES)

Drop your weapons!

BOMBER: We're at port side, Buffer.

2 DADS: Drop your weapons!

Drop your weapons!
We are the Australian Navy!

I order you to drop your weapons.
It's over!

Drop your weapons.
Put your weapon down!

Drop 'em or I'll fire!
Put the weapon down!

Put the weapon down!
Put 'em down!

Down!
(GRUNTS)

BUFFER: Down on your knees!
Hands behind your back!

SPIDER: 2 Dads, this everyone?
Yeah, it's everyone.

2 Dads, where's Nav and Charge?
In the wheelhouse!

Roger!

2 Dads, cuff him.

So she says,
"Fine, get your own blankets."

(LAUGHS)

I think this is yours too, sir.

The thief is definitely off my ship?

Yes, sir. He's on the 'Monsoon'.

Somewhere.

Whatever you did in the market
clearly contributed to these events.

Yes, sir. I take full responsibility
for my behaviour.

Up to an hour ago, you were off my ship,
headed for a captains' table.

Yes, sir.

But you've earned yourself
a last chance.

Thank you, sir.

And the privilege of sterilising
everywhere that monkey's been

with a toothbrush.

Yes, sir.

Now, if you wanna stay on my ship,
you gotta prove yourself, leader.

Won't let you down, boss.

Very good.

Thanks, boss.

(SCRUBS)

Don't forget the galley.
And the laundry.

Absolutely.

(CHUCKLES)

You never did, er... you never did see
my monkey, did you, ma'am?

Cute as.

Little button eyes.
Cheeky little thing.

You would've loved him.

It's a pleasure I can live without,
2 Dads.

(SIGHS) Good with animals.
Great with nunchucks.

Oh, and I am rich too, so...
got that going for me as well.

Oh, come on, Nav.
I'm not that bad, am I?

(SCRUBS)

You jumping back on board

wasn't some great plan
to save Charge and me, was it?

You just wanted
to save your own skin.

I know the others
think you're OK now.

But doing something by default,

well, that's not good enough
in my book.

I'm watching you.

As long as it's not in the shower.

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