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Ah, start it! Sarah, right here, right here.

- Okay! - Woo-hoo!

Whoa. Oh. You okay?

All right?

Man, that thing hit you in the eye?

Oh...

The hell. Unnecessary roughness.

Actually, that's a football term.

In basketball, it's called charging.

Okay, you charged me.

Maybe we should just play horse.

Okay. If Megan's not up to a real game.

Okay.

Uh...

It's your-your ball.

It's your ball.

No, look, I think it's his ball, okay?

Look, I'm not very good at playing these games, and, uh...

I have a feeling I'm just getting in the way here.

So I'll see you at home, okay?

- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. You go get 'em.

- Megan, why are you so upset? - No. I'm fine.

Just leave me alone, okay?

Well.

She can't take the heat.

If we're gonna play, let's play.

You said you only had an hour.

- All right, me against you guys. - Okay!

Go get him, Sarah!

Go get him!

Good!

Peter?

Peter?

What are you doing?

This marriage is over.

I talked to an attorney; he's drawing the papers up.

I don't understand. W-What happened?

The last time we talked, we were gonna have dinner.

- We worked everything out. - Well, we didn't.

You couldn't wait to get me out of the way

so you could sleep with Tony.

Well, you got your wish, honey,

- I'm out of the way for good. - You got it all wrong.

It was Amanda.

Amanda wanted you out of the way.

She was... she was so desperate to land Tony's damn account,

give him whatever he wanted.

He wanted you!

But I didn't want him!

That wasn't even an issue for Amanda.

She set you up.

She made sure that you missed the launch back to the ship

so Tony could be alone with me.

She pimped me, Peter.

She wanted me to sleep with that bastard.

Like I would ever be unfaithful to you.

I love you.

You're the most important thing in the world to me.

You've got to believe that, Peter.

- Eve... - Please, Peter...

Let me show you how much I love you.

Hey.

Ooh. Are you sure you don't want a doctor to look at your eye?

No, there's no time.

The film for the cruise line commercial that Amanda shot

just arrived by phantom messenger.

She's waiting for us in the screening room.

- You're late. Sit down. - Welcome back.

Start the dailies.

What the hell am I looking at?

Maybe there was a problem with the transfer.

Looks to me like the film was exposed

- to an airport X-Ray machine. - All of it?

The lab should've said something.

Yeah, it's ruined.

Well, this is your fault.

Look, Amanda, I'm sorry about the film,

but I was only responsible for picking it up at the airport.

If the film was damaged in an X-Ray machine,

it must have happened in Mexico, it wasn't Megan's fault.

You're still working for Lexi, aren't you?

You're out of line, Amanda. You owe Megan an apology.

Like hell I do! Don't you get it?

I sunk $1 million into that commercial.

The agency's future, my future,

and I don't have a damn thing to show for it.

It's over. I'm ruined.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ I feel very good today ♪

♪ Inside your lovin' ♪

♪ I feel something that I know ♪

♪ I can't deny ♪

♪ I feel ready now ♪

♪ I'm through with all the wonderin' ♪

♪ I see the promise of forever in your eyes ♪

♪ Here's the moment ♪

♪ Here's the chance ♪

♪ Fools rush out ♪

♪ Where wise men dance ♪

♪ Now I know the life we lead adds up to something ♪

♪ Bigger 'cause the two of us ♪

♪ Are stronger than the tide ♪

♪ Now I know the life we lead adds up to something ♪

♪ Finally I know we'll be ♪

♪ We'll be all right ♪

♪ We'll be all right ♪

♪ I've got nothing on my mind ♪

♪ But your lovin' ♪

♪ I've got nothing left to hide ♪

♪ From my heart ♪

♪ I've got music now to sing ♪

♪ That I believe in ♪

♪ And there's nowhere... ♪

What the hell are you doing?

You tricked me into having sex with you.

You manipulated me

and Eve so you could land some stupid account.

You know, this has been a lousy day,

and I'm in no mood for this conversation.

Besides, it wasn't that black and white.

My feelings for you are sincere.

Oh, that's the biggest line of crap I've ever heard.

You care about one person, Amanda, and that's you.

No wonder Kyle left you.

I'm sorry I ever met you.

I'm even sorrier I ever loved you.

Hey, I didn't know you were back in town.

Well, I am, and I'm very busy.

Can you send a bottle of Chardonnay over to my table?

Yeah, sure, whatever the customer wants.

Hi.

Before you say anything, I know you're upset with Eve.

I don't want to talk about Eve.

Right. Then we'll talk about the commercial.

I hate to admit it, but I really misjudged Eve's talent.

She's no actress.

I-I saw the dailies, and she's God-awful.

So I-I had the film destroyed.

But I'm still high on the concept,

and I believe with the right talent...

Let me guess where you're going with this.

You want me to finance a reshoot.

- Well, I was hoping... - The answer's no.

Well, you can't expect me to shell out

another million of my own money.

You don't have another million. You just blew your whole wad.

And I'd like you to move out of my townhouse by tonight.

I'm through with you and your agency.

Hello, Amanda.

Hi, Tony.

Hi.

I didn't know you two knew each other.

Well, how well do you have to know someone

to have lunch with them?

And I believe you're sitting in my seat.

This is a joke, right?

Amanda, don't you have some packing to do?

And don't think about moving back in,

because I don't rent to losers.

Tony, maybe we should go someplace else.

- Great idea. - Yeah.

Have a nice day, Amanda.

So.

You still want me to open the bottle?

Good morning, Mrs. Burns.

What the hell are you doing here?

Selling Christmas trees in May?

My husband knows all about me now, all about my past,

- the time I did. - Whoa, whoa, lady.

I-I'm not here 'cause of you.

I'm here to start my life over again.

I mean, I got me a steady job with the L.A. Patrol, it's...

Sure you did.

Bet you that uniform's a fake.

Wrong game.

You know, my experience as a prison guard finally paid off.

My supervisor likes it that I know how to...

use a gun.

Well, then, congratulations.

Oh, i-if you see me, um, or a little light

shining through your bedroom window tonight, that'd be me.

Keeping an eye on you.

A-And that doctor husband of yours.

I'm warning you.

Keep your distance.

Or you'll be sorry.

I'm not dumb! You don't have to tell me twice.

I-I don't want that Mr. Macho friend of yours

coming after me again.

Missed you at dinner tonight.

How's the eye?

It's a little, uh...

- black and blue. - Oh.

I thought I'd play it safe and let the family alone tonight.

Besides, I, uh, wanted to finish writing my resignation letter.

What, you're quitting?

Yeah, why not?

Amanda's going to fire me in the morning anyway.

You don't make a mistake around here and get off scot free.

Uh, well...

let me talk to her.

You know what?

I wish you were as eager to stand up for me with Terry.

Come on. Terry was just showing off today, okay?

Miss Super Jock.

She didn't mean anything by it.

What, do you always play basketball

with your eyes closed?

The woman likes you. A lot.

Terry has always hated me, okay?

Besides, I love you.

And more than anything, I want you in my life.

You, me, and Sarah.

I thought that's what you wanted, too.

It doesn't matter what I want.

What matters is what Terry wants, and she wants you.

You know, I can't believe after all we've been through

you're going to doubt my feelings for you.

You know what I think this is? This is your problem.

And you're using this whole Terry thing as an excuse

to run away from our relationship.

I'm not only quitting this job, okay?

I am moving out of the building.

Oh, great, just walk away.

That's real mature.

You know what? At least I'm not a fool.

At least I can see through Miss Super Jock.

Peter...

I said what I had to say.

And-and almost everything that you said was true.

I did set up Eve,

and I even arranged for you to miss the launch.

What I didn't manipulate

was the time that we spent on that island.

I swear, I never meant to sleep with you.

One thing led to another.

The sex was for real.

You know, you could push me away

you can pretend it didn't happen,

but you know what we shared, and you know that

we have never felt this way with anyone.

I have never stopped loving you.

I still love you.

I love you.

I've always, always loved you.

Always.

I love you.

- Oh! Ryan. - Oh. Uh...

Oh.

I-I had no idea you were in here.

I'm-I'm sorry.

Oh, well, I was just returning your robe.

Yeah.

Well, if you're done with the bathroom,

then I'll go get dressed.

Yeah. Yeah, it's all yours.

♪ Champagne me ♪

♪ Show me you love me ♪

♪ Kid glove me ♪

♪ Best way to cheer me ♪

♪ Pop me a cork ♪

♪ French me a fry... ♪

Room for two in there?

Get out.

- Hey! - I'm rehearsing.

- What are you rehearsing? - A pitch meeting.

What are you pitching?

Myself.

To Tony Marlin.

I'm gonna land his cruise line account.

Well, I'm glad you're singing to him

and you're not sleeping with him.

Oh, no, I plan on sleeping with him.

The pitch is tomorrow night at his place.

I'm gonna put on a little show.

How come I don't get a show?

Because you're not a billionaire

and I don't want anything from you.

W-Wait a second. You know, this is a first for me,

taking a backseat in a relationship.

I mean, shouldn't we be concentrating on me?

Shouldn't we be talking about our feelings?

- Hmm? - Mm. The answer is still no.

This account is too important.

Go take a shower in your own place.

You know what?

I don't even like your shower. It has mildew.

♪ Send out for scotch ♪

♪ Boil me a crab... ♪

Hey. You wanted to see me?

Yeah, I was wondering how much money is left

in the agency's cash account.

Um, ballpark, $30,000.

Should be enough to cover payroll for the next two weeks,

and I've talked to everyone.

We're gonna all start hustling up some more business.

That won't be necessary.

I want you to take that $30,000

and divide it equally among the staff.

What are you saying?

I'm closing the agency.

Amanda, I know losing the Marlin account was a big blow,

but you can rebuild.

I mean, you got a lot of loyal people out in that bullpen.

No, I'm not interested.

I want out.

You sure about this?

I have never been more sure in my life.

And I don't think anyone will have a problem finding a job.

They can just call Lexi.

She'll probably throw in a raise,

just to twist the knife a little deeper.

I'll talk to Accounting and have them start allocating the cash.

Ryan...

You've been a great right hand.

Better than great.

Ah, I could get used to this.

- Staying in bed all morning... - Mm-hmm.

Spending the afternoons with you.

Unfortunately, reality has to set in sometime.

Mm, no.

Hey.

- Hey there, bro. - Hi, Ryan.

Hey, sorry to interrupt your, uh, meal.

I went by the construction site.

The guy said you'd be out here working.

Well, I would hardly call this work.

I'll second that.

I'll just leave you two lovebirds alone.

You should go talk to him.

Hey, Ryan.

Wait up.

You came all the way out here. There must be a reason.

I just thought you'd want to know

Amanda's closing the agency.

She lost the cruise line account...

Hell, she lost everything.

Well, that's too bad, but that's Amanda's problem.

There's nothing I can do about it.

Right. Well, I just thought maybe she could use a friend.

She's got a lot of friends, and don't worry about Amanda.

She'll bounce back.

She always has, she always will.

You're probably right.

You okay?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

We still on for dinner?

- Yeah. - Cool.

See you later.

And I can't believe

how much I love L.A.

I mean, I always thought of myself

as an East Coast girl, you know?

But now, after a week in sunny California...

I mean, I can really see myself making a life out here.

At least you won't have to shovel the driveway anymore.

Dad, the priests always shovel the snow.

Well, then, she won't have to buy any more winter coats.

She could sure use a robe, though.

So, is the warm weather the only thing keeping you here?

Uh, no, actually, you know,

the one thing I really like about

being here in L.A. is spending time with Ryan.

And you, too, of course, Kyle.

Yeah, yeah.

It's nice being a family again, isn't it, Sarah?

Yep.

Especially since Uncle Kyle lives at the beach.

He's gonna teach me how to surf.

Well, we still have to talk about that.

I have to use the restroom.

Okay, I'll go with you.

Excuse us.

Um...

Is, uh, is Terry hitting on me?

Mm, let me think,

she's a beautiful woman with a kid, your kid.

She wants to move out here,

and every time she looks at you, I get the feeling

that she wants to jump your bones.

So... yeah, I'd say she's hot for you.

Great.

Um, I will be right back.

Your wife's on her way down, Dr. Burns.

Oh, thank you.

- Meeting Eve? - Yeah.

Yeah, we're gonna have a little dinner tonight.

You don't sound too happy about it.

Really?

Well, it's been a tough week at the hospital.

Yeah, it's been a rough week for everybody.

I guess you heard Amanda's closing her agency?

No.

No, I didn't.

When did that happen?

This morning, according to Ryan.

Look, I-I don't have anything that I can offer Amanda,

but you guys were friends,

you're still close, you got money.

I thought maybe you could bail her out.

Yeah, I'll do what I can, sure.

- Hi. - Hi, honey.

- Hey. - Hope you weren't waiting long.

Uh, no, we're just talking.

Yeah, I got to get back to my table, okay?

Enjoy your dinner.

- Listen, I... - I was thinking that

we could make a night out of this, you know?

Um... Go dancing afterwards?

I just got a page from the hospital.

It might be an emergency.

My cell phone's in the car.

I'm gonna call them from the payphone, all right?

- Okay. - All right.

Some wine, please.

- Sure. - Thanks.

Hello?

Hey, it's Peter.

I can't talk right now. I'm, um...

I'm at a business wake.

Why didn't you tell me about your agency?

Because you're already burdened with enough guilt

and I figured, why burden you more?

Anyway, it's my problem.

I want to get together, all right? We need to talk.

No can do, Petey.

My lease runs out at midnight

and I intend to stay here until 11:59.

- Hey, our table's ready. - I'll be right there.

Oh, do you have to go back to the hospital?

I'm-I'm sorry. It's an emergency.

I'm sorry.

Don't wait up tonight, okay?

They already turned off the electricity, huh?

Mm.

It's funny. After all these years,

I think I like the bullpen better in the dark.

Pull up a floor.

You're drunk.

Oh. I'm just numb.

You know, I got a lot of money.

You just say the word and I'll write you a check out

for whatever you need to save this place.

Trust me, it is not worth saving.

Well, maybe not, but you are.

My life is falling apart.

I don't have my agency, I don't have my building.

I don't even have a place to live.

- You got me. - Mm.

If Eve comes with the package, I'm not interested.

It's not a package deal.

Do you love me?

Is that a trick question?

Answer me.

Yes.

I love you.

Well, I hope so.

I decided I'm gonna split with Eve.

You're serious?

Yeah.

It's gonna be messy.

Every time I leave a woman, she tries to kill me.

Oh, maybe she'll push me off a bleacher.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

I shouldn't, she's not a cold-blooded murderer.

Me, I'm just a... hot-blooded drunk.

Okay.

Now that I've worn my heart on my sleeve, um...

do you love me?

I'll take that as a yes.

You want some company for the next two hours and 27 minutes?

What are you doing?

Oh, your blanket was on the floor.

I thought you might be cold.

Look, um, maybe, uh, this is my fault.

Maybe I gave you the wrong impression,

but, um, I don't have feelings for you.

I-I like you, but...

There's Megan.

Yeah.

And, right, and I'm totally in love with her.

Ryan, I mean, all I did was pick up your blanket.

If that's crossing the line, then call me guilty.

I just want to be clear on this.

I'm perfectly clear.

It's Megan who seems to have a problem.

I mean, I've been trying to get to know her,

but she doesn't seem interested in getting to know me.

Or Sarah, for that matter.

Now that's not true.

Look, it's only my opinion.

Megan may want you, but she doesn't seem

to want what comes along with you.

No, you don't know Megan, okay?

She's giving you and me and Sarah space

to get to know each other better.

If I were Megan, I'd make it a priority

to get to know my boyfriend's family.

But that's just me.

You didn't have to take me out to breakfast this morning.

Poor thing, you were at the hospital until dawn.

You must be exhausted.

I've been doing a lot of thinking,

and I think you should know...

that I care about you a lot.

Well, I hope so, since we're married.

Actually, that's what I've been thinking about, our marriage.

So have I.

You know, we really should take that second honeymoon

we've been talking about.

The sooner the better, you know?

Uh, Hawaii or even Tahiti.

Maybe even a long weekend in Carmel.

That would be great, wouldn't it?

I'm not in love with you anymore.

What?

You can have half of everything.

The money, whatever you want. I...

I just don't want to be in this marriage anymore.

- It's Amanda, isn't it? - No.

No, this has nothing to do with her.

This is about me, my feelings.

I don't know when it happened, I just know that...

I just know that I'm not in love with you.

And the longer I stay in the marriage,

the more that I'll wind up hurting you.

You just hurt me more than anyone ever could.

I hate you and I hate Amanda!

No, I've been trying

to reach Amanda on her cell phone all morning.

No, I can't. She must have it turned off.

Did she get the money to save her agency?

Oh, that's too bad.

No, I just, I'm worried about her.

Look, Ryan, I'll call you later.

You've been trying to get in touch with Amanda?

Yeah, I'm just trying to find out if she's okay.

Mm. I should've known.

Every guy in Amanda's life hangs on to her forever.

So, what are you gonna do when you get ahold of her?

Offer her money? A-A warm bed? A shoulder to cry on?

I'm just trying to help out a friend.

I was married to her, still am.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Wait, Jane, I can't turn my back on Amanda.

Just like you can't turn your back on Michael.

No, I have turned my back.

I have only one rule for a relationship these days

and it includes only two people.

No exes, no ex-lovers, no ex-spouses, no excuses.

Well, I'm sorry, but I can't give that to you.

We both have past lives, we have past loves.

That's something we're gonna have

to deal with realistically.

I thought this time with you would be different,

but I guess it was too good to last.

♪ She's waiting beside her window ♪

♪ He looks... ♪

I didn't see it coming. I was blindsided.

I was rear-ended. All of the above.

I mean, Lexi just blew in and swept me off my feet, you know?

And I hadn't felt that in a couple of marriages,

no offense to Jane.

Or Sydney, Kimberly, or Megan,

or Jane, again.

Look, I know.

The ones you don't know, they're dead.

I didn't kill them. Not the way Lexi's killing me.

I've never been so head over heels!

You've got my condolences, pal.

You're only gonna get your heart broken.

Oh, it's already breaking.

How would you feel if the woman you were being intimate with

wanted to be intimate with somebody else?

I can tell you exactly how I'd feel.

I'd want to know, because then I could hate him.

- You mean her. - I mean him and her.

Oh.

Well, I can't hate Lexi.

I just think she's in denial of her feelings.

Get past it, pal. Forget her. Make her pay.

It's the only satisfaction you're gonna get.

Oh, you know what I'm talking about, don't you?

You've been there, right?

I'm there right now.

You seem very bitter.

See, I don't do bitter well.

Hey.

Maybe I could stop her?

You are the eternal optimist.

What are you gonna do?

You gonna stop her every day for the rest of her life?

Sure, if I have to.

Yeah.

Ryan?

- Yeah, hey. - Are you up there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Close your eyes, close your eyes.

- Come on. - Why do I have to close my eyes?

- Just, just come on. - I'm on a ladder.

I know, I got you. Come on up.

- What are you doing? - Come on...

You're okay. Oh!

What is going on? I got your note.

- Why did you want me to meet you...? - Okay.

You're wearing... Why are you wearing a tux?

Have a seat.

What is going on?

Okay. You can open your eyes now.

Oh.

Look at this. Champagne, flowers, candlelight.

Is that Michael Feinstein?

I was his stockbroker in New York.

- Oh, my God. - Ryan made me a bundle.

So, if I were you, I'd listen to what the man has to say.

Megan, I'm sorry I've been ignoring you.

I didn't mean to.

It's, well, my feelings for you haven't changed.

Neither have mine.

Good, because having Sarah in my life means nothing without you.

My life starts with you and I want it to end with you.

Megan, would you marry me?

You are the most thoughtful, wonderful,

beautiful man I've ever met in my life.

Is that a yes?

Yes.

Best part.

Oh, my...

Oh, my God.

I love you so much.

Oh, I love you.

Did I mention how beautiful you look?

Did I mention how nervous I am?

I've never actually given a pitch without my staff,

my office, storyboards and other visual aids.

Well, I like what I've seen so far.

But what, uh, do you have planned for me, exactly?

Uh, thank you.

I was gonna show you just how sexy

I think your commercial could be.

But you have to use your imagination.

You have to envision someone like me, almost as sexy,

like a younger Kathie Lee, belting out a song.

Although, not the song I'm gonna sing for you now,

but, uh, a theme song for your cruise line.

I'm confusing you here, aren't I?

No, I'm the audience and you're the show.

I think I get it.

And the way you're dressed?

I'm already inclined to love your performance.

God, I just love a man who appreciates the arts.

My philosophy of advertising is simple.

You just have to give the audience what they want.

And then some.

♪ Peel me a grape ♪

♪ Crush me some ice ♪

♪ Skin me a peach ♪

♪ Save the fuzz for my pillow ♪

♪ Talk to me nice, talk to me nice ♪

♪ You've got to wine me ♪

♪ And dine me ♪

♪ Don't try to fool me ♪

♪ Bejewel me ♪

♪ Either amuse me ♪

♪ Or lose me ♪

♪ I'm getting hungry ♪

♪ Peel me a grape... ♪

This is usually a quiet neighborhood.

Yeah, well, my lips will help you forget.

Oh, my God, it's my wife.

Say no more.

Go out that way.

Angela, what a surprise.

I didn't see your car. You need a ride?

Come on.

Know what? You're lucky I'm a jealous guy.

I wouldn't have been here to save you.

I save myself. Shut up and drive.

Coming.

God, Kyle.

I was kind of expecting room service here. Sorry.

Breakfast for two?

Kyle.

What a surprise.

Yeah, uh, I-I heard that your agency shut down.

I was worried about you, but I should have known better.

Wherever you are, Burns is never far behind.

Sorry to interrupt.

I'll be right back. Kyle, wait.

I don't want you to go away angry.

I-I appreciate your concern, I really do.

I'm not angry, I am embarrassed.

I'm embarrassed that I came here in the first place.

I hope you'll be happy.

♪ You give yourself to me completely ♪

♪ Without a single thing to hide ♪

♪ I've been searching far and wide ♪

♪ To find one so true ♪

♪ I wish I'd fall in love with you ♪

Hey.

You look beautiful.

Well, I was hoping to pick up a great guy.

What's that take?

An apology, for the way I behaved yesterday.

It was all my fault.

Well, that's funny.

Once I cooled off, I realized it was my fault.

You're right, I got to make a clean break from Amanda.

- I got to put her in the past. - You saw her, didn't you?

Yeah. I went to her hotel just to make sure

she was okay. Guess who she was rooming with?

Burns. They even had matching robes.

I'm sorry.

I'm not.

I'm glad she has somebody to lean on.

Want to dance?

I'd love to.

♪ And so I have this little secret ♪

♪ One that I can't bear to convey ♪

♪ Maybe I'll wake up someday ♪

♪ And out of the blue ♪

♪ I will fall in love... ♪

You know, not that I'm complaining,

but I meant it last night

when I said that I was jealous, you know?

I don't want to share you with a cheeseball like Tony Marlin.

Aw, honey, you won't have to.

From now on, it's just me and my fish.

Oh, wow.

There are the contracts I almost had Tony sign.

But, unlike some people, like Amanda,

I'm willing to admit when I failed.

There's no account that is worth what I went through last night.

That was absolutely the last straw.

So, you're throwing in the towel?

I mean, cross your heart?

I cross my little heart that beats only for you.

I've been humiliated long enough, Michael.

All for what, huh? Money, success?

No. I'm making a U-turn.

You know what? If I can't have everything good in life,

well, at least I can have you.

- Sure you don't want to rephrase that? - Mmm.

Mm, I better go get rid of whoever that is.

I'm here to apologize for last night,

for putting you through that.

Oh, well, that is so sweet.

So I thought we'd pick up where we left off.

Oh...

Oh, wow, where are my manners?

Tony Marlin, this is one of my tenants, Dr. Mancini.

Nice to meet you, Doctor.

Now, we were just in the middle of something.

Yes, we were just discussing how Dr. Mancini doesn't like

to share things like the laundry room, huh?

And, well, that's just too bad.

Listen, why don't you make yourself at home?

I'll be right back.

I can't believe this. A minute ago, you were ready

to spend the rest of your life with me.

Yes, but when it comes to getting something

that Amanda wants, I'm like a pit bull in heat. Good night!

Dinner? Were you expecting company?

No, I just had a feeling that you might stop by.

Sort of a psychic thing.

I mean, don't you feel it?

The connection between us?

I'd be able to feel it more in bed.

Well, I'd love to give you a grand tour of my place.

I need a minute. I'll meet you in the bedroom.

All right.

♪♪

Sign on the dotted line and I promise

to show you the time of your life.

Careful, it's a rollerball.

Ooh.

That's nice.

When did you start drinking?

I'm not drinking, I'm celebrating.

Oh.

To the end of my marriage.

Didn't you hear?

Peter dumped me...

over breakfast.

Over easy.

You want to know why?

Amanda.

It's always Peter and Amanda.

Okay, Eve, I'm gonna take you home.

No. No, no, it's the last place I want to go!

Okay.

For all I know, for all I know,

they've been together since, since I hit town.

Since they were swearing that they weren't together

and you were throwing Amanda out of windows.

Okay, listen, if there is anybody

that knows how you feel, it's me.

You just, you got to let it go.

It's gone, I'm over it.

Besides, I already have a date for tonight.

Mm! Did I ever tell you?

When I was in high school, I was a cheerleader.

And I dated the captain of the football team.

And then I killed him.

There's still some men in L.A. who want to sleep with me.

Oh, yeah, if it isn't the town bully.

I thought I told you to stay away from...

No, Kyle, hey, hold on a second.

Leave him alone. He's my date.

What?

Don't mess with me, all right? 'Cause I will press charges

next time you let your fists do the walking.

He's practically a cop. L.A. Patrol.

Yeah, that's right. Got the law on my side.

Let's go, darling.

You know, Tony, I'm doing all the work here.

A little reciprocation would be nice.

Tony?

Tony...

Yeah?

Michael, you've got to help me!

Oh, forget it, Lexi. I'm watching pay-per-view.

Michael, get your butt up here right now!

Tony's not breathing. I think I killed him!

What took you so long?!

- Bedroom? - Yeah, yeah.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, good diagnosis.

He's dead.

Oh, my God.

Eve?

Eve?

Wow, what's going on?

What does it look like?

You're the Christmas tree guy, huh?

The prison guard she's so afraid of.

Yeah, well, she's not afraid of me anymore.

It's the best sex I ever had.

Ten times the man you are.

Don't do this to yourself.

Why don't you get the hell out of here?

Go on.

Get out. Take your junk with you.

Where were we?

You, you were incredible.

You fulfilled all my fantasies.

Would you like to fulfill one of my fantasies?

Anything you want, darling. You just name it.

I want you to make my husband...

Correction, my ex-husband...

And his blonde slut pay for hurting me.

I want you to make them bleed.

Maybe, maybe you could ask me something else, all right?

Um, I'm trying to, you know, turn over a new leaf here.

I got a future. I don't want to screw that up.

Get out. Get out!

Get the hell out of here!

I don't need you here! Get out!

Lady, you're a real looker, but you're off your rocker.

Get out before I make you bleed!

I don't need you!

I don't need anybody!

I'm a cheerleader.

Two, four...

six, eight...

who can I annihilate?