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(shouting, cheering)
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(Kirby) 99% of the time,I'm a pretty chill guy.
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What can I say?I'm an artist, not a fighter.
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But every now and then,
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something happens that makes meheed the glorious call of battle.
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(all cheering)
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Yeah!
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Happy birthday, Mom.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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(dramatic music playing)
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Okay, your mom's birthday
is tomorrow.
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Time to check in.
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How's that birthday present
coming along?
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I just want to say,
for the record,
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I think it's really lame
how you guys always
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put me in charge of
mom's birthday present every year.
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Sorry, bud, we'd love to help,
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but it's a family tradition.
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And you can't change
family traditions...
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(sighs)
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...no matter how psycho someone gets
about her birthday present.
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A waffle iron.
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-(clatters)
-I have no family!
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You're sleeping
in the yard tonight.
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So glad that's not on me.
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-(Kirby sighs)
-(giggles) Can you imagine?
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Well, this year I got
the perfect present,
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so you're welcome.
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How's the party planning
coming along?
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(sighs) You guys haven't
started, have you?
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We've both got so much
on our plates right now.
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Tons on our plate.
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Our plates are both
piled so high.
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School.
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I got this thing on my elbow.
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What's going on in here?
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Nothing.
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Just talking about
birth... Uh... day... vis...
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Bertha Davis!
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This woman I work with...
whose birthday it is.
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Sounds legit.
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-Smooth.
-Yeah.
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Ahem!
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Today it is my pleasure to announce
the 20th annual Mitchell's Gauntlet.
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As always,
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students will compete
against each other
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in medieval battle.
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This year,
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the winning gladiator will take home
the ultimate prize.
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Every single somewhat valuable item I have
confiscated from a student this year.
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(all gasping)
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If you want to do math in my school,
you will fight for it.
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So are you gonna
enter this year?
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Do you not remember
what happened last year?
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You've been smited!
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Ah!
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I got disqualified
for excessive aggression.
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I don't know what happened.
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I totally flew off the handle just cause
that kid had the same shoes as me.
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Sounds like you've got
sword rage.
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Some of the nicest people have a short
fuse when you put a sword in their hand.
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It's why so many people
died in the dark ages.
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Tyler... hand me Childsbane.
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What's that?
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Has a student ever won the prize?
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No one asked that.
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I heard someone.
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And the answer is, of course, no.
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No student has ever
claimed the prize.
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For in order to do so they must face
a certain undefeated,
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flaxen-haired, warrior principal.
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It pains me,
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but I have 20 years of student contraband
to ease my discomfort.
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Hey!
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Earn it.
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Hey, Kirb,
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know what you need
to get rid of that sword rage?
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The Oasis.
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What's The Oasis?
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Well, we thought it was
a water park,
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but turns out it's an all-day
meditation course
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that taught us the path
to inner peace.
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Guru Brian taught us
that the path to inner peace
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can be found by channeling the spirit
of the most peaceful animal of all.
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-The lamb.
-The dolphin.
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Wait, what?
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You're not serious, right?
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The dolphin is way
more peaceful than the lamb.
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That's crazy, have you ever
felt a lamb?
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They're like a cloud with legs.
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Either way, I'm not gonna have any time
for The Oasis or the Gauntlet.
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I just really need to focus
on finishing my mom's gift.
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On this day many years ago,
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a woman unlike any otherwas brought into this world.
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Join us for...
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I made an entire animated biography
about my mom's life.
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It took me a month to do research
and a whole 'nother month to animate,
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but it's gonna be worth it.
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There's no way my mom can hate
her birthday present this year.
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All you got me for my birthday was a
case of lemon-flavored sparkling water.
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You're lucky.
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He gave me a broken
waffle iron.
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(chuckles feebly)
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Great idea calling us
both in sick today, Dad.
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I didn't call in sick,
I'm "working from home today."
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I'm on a phone meeting
right now.
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Yeah, I agree with Stackhouse.
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Vertical integration is the way to go.
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No doubt about it.
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Who's Stackhouse?
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No idea. I'm not even sure
there is a Stackhouse.
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Okay, okay. What should we do
about this party?
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Maybe we should just go get another
"Party in a Bag" from the S and P again.
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No way! That's too depressing.
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Besides, I think the noisemakers
in the bag are used.
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Mine did have lipstick on it.
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Okay, what ideas
do we have?
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I bought some stuff for a Western party,
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but then I realized
your mom hates Westerns.
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And then Momhad two children,
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which was pretty muchthe end of her life.
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Drawing during class is
against the rules, Mr. Buckets,
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so I'm brave I'm going
to have to confiscate this.
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Wait, what?
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I used to say, "I'm afraid I'm going to
have to confiscate this,"
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but then I remembered...
I am a fearless warrior
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who is afraid of nothing.
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But I need that, my mom's
birthday present is on there.
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At least let me
back it up.
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Your mother, you say?
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Hmm.
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If you want it back,
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participate in
Mitchell's Gauntlet.
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It would be a pleasure
to destroy a child
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such as yourself
on the field of battle.
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Looks like I gotta
win me a Gauntlet.
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Okay.
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Nice and easy.
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I mean, no need to rage out just
'cause we're fighting with swords.
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I mean, these aren't even
real weapons.
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I don't like your face.
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Or your hair.
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Or your drawings.
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Oh, yeah, and nice job
ruining your mom's birthday.
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Sword rage!
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Ah!
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Yeah, yeah! You like that?
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(grunting)
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Oh, uh... hey, guys.
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I don't know what
I'm gonna do.
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If I can't control my rage,
I'm gonna get disqualified again for sure.
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Or arrested.
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Ah, lucky for you,
I've mastered inner peace.
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Let the comfort of 100% genuine
lambs' wool bring you serenity.
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Please,
learn to control your rage.
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You shut your mouth!
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Ah!
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Yeah! Yeah!
You like that? You like that?
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Oh, yeah!
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Never would have happened
if we went with dolphin.
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Yeah, Fish, I'm gonna make a beautiful
serape out of dolphins' wool!
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What if we come at this
from a whole new angle?
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I'm listening.
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What if we ask ourselves,
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"What would Mom want
in a party?"
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Okay.
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Like how she hates loud noises.
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The party would
have to be quiet.
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Really quiet.
And it couldn't be too bright.
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Yeah, she hates it
when it's too bright.
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She hates people.
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Totally!
But she loves crackers.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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-This is so great!
-This is so cool!
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I can actually
picture this party!
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Is it just me or does this seem
like a super depressing cave?
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So... go pick up a last-minute
"Party in a Bag"?
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Yep.
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This tea will change everything.
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Mmm.
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Nice, calm chamomile.
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I feel like I want to
hit you with my sword.
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Perfect.
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He took gentle sips...
like a lamb.
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You know tea is mostly water?
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Wanna know who lives in water?
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The noble, peaceful dolphin.
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You have the worst inner peace
I've ever seen.
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It's like you don't even care
about finding your true center?
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"Ooh, I'm a dolphin,
I look like a fish
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but I breathe air."
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Pick a side!
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(bird cawing)
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Welcome to Mitchell's Gauntlet!
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(cheering)
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The rules are simple.
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You will face each other
in a free-for-all battle.
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The entire school
is your arena.
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Any excessive aggression
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will result in your
immediate disqualification.
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Let the Gauntlet...
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commence!
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(cheering)
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(vest beeps)
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Gauntlet paused!
You're out, Douglas.
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Better luck next life.
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Let the Gauntlet resume!
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(all grunting)
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(vest beeps)
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Come at me!
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(vest beeps)
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I am a Principal-Warrior god!
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Ah!
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(vest beeps)
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(grunts)
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Ah!
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-(vest beeps)
-(groans)
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Ugh! Ugh!
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(howls)
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(vest beeps)
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(shouts)
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Welcome to Mitchell's Gauntlet
intermission.
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You're doing great, kid.
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Way to keep a lid
on the temper.
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I still don't like you, though.
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(Dave)
Check it out.
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Kirby loves his mommy.
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I love you, Mommy.
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Hey, that's mine.
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Where'd he get that?
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Give me that back.
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If you love her so much,
why don't you just marry her?
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(laughter)
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Oh, no.
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Sword rage!
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-(vest beeping)
-(Dave groaning)
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Get up! I'm not done
smiting you.
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No! No! No! Stop!
I yield! I yield!
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Ah!
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Kirby Buckets,
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due to your repeated offenses
of brutal and excessive violence,
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you are hereby banned
from Mitchell's Gauntlet for life.
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No, this isn't fair!
You set this up!
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-(squawking on tablet)
-I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
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I was too busy playing a game
on this tablet I've recently confiscated.
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My, my.
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These little birds certainly do have
an ax to grind.
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Begone.
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What? No! Wait!
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That's my tablet!
I need that!
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-(squawking on tablet)
-(chuckles)
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You know who I blame
for this whole debacle?
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Kirby.
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Interesting, tell me more.
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If he didn't brag so much about
having the perfect gift,
260
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,875
we wouldn't have felt all this pressure
to throw Mom a great party.
261
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:43,879
You're right.
262
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,999
I'm really disappointed in him.
263
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,503
(guests chattering)
264
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,883
(upbeat music playing)
265
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,249
What's... What's going on?
266
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,713
I'm having a welcome back party
for my Cousin Lomas.
267
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,042
He just got out of jail
for a crime of passion.
268
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,131
(whispering)
269
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,788
-We'll pay you for it.
-Pay me for what?
270
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,245
The party, the decorations,
the guests, everything.
271
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,583
Well, I guess Lomas wouldn't mind.
272
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:12,417
He's a pretty cool guy...
until he gets passionate.
273
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,580
(music stops)
274
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,627
Do not ever get him passionate.
275
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:20,379
(music resumes)
276
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,537
Happy birthday, Mom.
We got you this!
277
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:27,497
(sighs)
278
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,043
This is so not good.
279
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:30,075
(door opens and closes)
280
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,826
Oh, uh, hey, Mom.
281
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:33,127
Fancy seeing you here.
282
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,168
What's new?
283
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,080
Oh, nothing.
Just, you know,
284
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,286
picking up supplies
for my own birthday party.
285
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,165
Knowing your father and your sister,
286
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:45,460
you and I are looking at another
"Party in a Bag."
287
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,785
Hey, Kirb,
288
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:51,705
you know I was thinking today
about how excited I am
289
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:54,672
to see what you got me
for my birthday this year.
290
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,170
No pressure or anything.
291
00:14:56,250 --> 00:15:00,330
You know it's not like I'm the one
who gave you the gift of life
292
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:01,917
or anything.
293
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,040
Heh.
294
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,331
What if I told you, um...
295
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:09,417
that hypothetically I did get you
the perfect present.
296
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:13,130
And, uh, Principal Mitchell
confiscated it for some crazy,
297
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:15,288
uh, battle tournament thing?
298
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,083
I'd believe you.
299
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,326
Really?
300
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,827
You know Mitchell's been doing that
since I was a kid?
301
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:26,747
The first year of the tournament,
I actually beat him.
302
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:30,504
He was so embarrassed, he erased
all the evidence of it and then
303
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:34,713
spent the rest of his life dedicating
himself to training in fake battle.
304
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:37,332
'Cause, you know, he's a weirdo.
305
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,377
The point is, Kirby,
306
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,918
I'm a warrior,
and confiscated or not,
307
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,130
I expect a warrior's present.
308
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,130
So, it has come down to you
and me, Earthworm.
309
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:58,378
You are way better at battle
than people would assume.
310
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,668
Hey, Mitchell!
I'm calling you out.
311
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,497
Gauntlet paused.
312
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,253
What are you doing here?
313
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:10,043
You and me. If I win,
I get my tablet back.
314
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:13,125
And if you win, I bring everything I own
to the school on Monday
315
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,418
and you can confiscate it all.
316
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,500
(gasping)
317
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,750
Tempting, Mr. Buckets.
318
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,714
But you've been disqualified.
319
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:23,212
You're afraid of me
because you know I'll beat you.
320
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:25,671
Just like my mom did.
321
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,830
(All) Ooh!
322
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:32,417
That's absurd. I have never
and will never lose a battle to a student.
323
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,880
Then why don't you fight him?
324
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,209
(All)
Yeah!
325
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:36,751
Why don't you fight him, Richard?
326
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,330
Okay, fine.
327
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,917
But I'm warning you, Mr. Buckets...
328
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:47,130
flash that temper of yours,
and you're disqualified.
329
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,166
Why don't you fight him, Mitchell?
330
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,325
We're past that, Richard.
331
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,500
You make me sick.
332
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,083
Dolphin.
333
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,326
No way! Wham, bam,
thank you, lamb.
334
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,787
(chuckles)
You know what? You're right.
335
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,165
I do love lamb.
336
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,500
Mmm.
337
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:16,633
Delicious.
338
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,707
Ah!
339
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,332
Bring it!
340
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:37,877
Ah!
341
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,708
(grunting)
342
00:17:58,792 --> 00:17:59,882
Ah!
343
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,959
(grunting)
344
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,997
Ah! Ah! Gross! Hey!
345
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,423
Is someone getting upset?
346
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,170
You know, regardless of
what happened 20 years ago,
347
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,380
I have bested your mother
in the battle of life.
348
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,248
I birthed an entire Gauntlet.
349
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:37,083
All she ever birthed was a rat-faced
mama's boy with anger issues.
350
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,417
I'm a warrior,
351
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,750
and I expect a warrior's present.
352
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,075
My chamomile!
353
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,170
(exhales)
354
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,500
Better watch out.
355
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,583
The beast is leashed.
356
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,497
Is that from a movie
or something?
357
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,043
I don't know, maybe.
358
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,710
(grunting)
359
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,331
(groans)
360
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,330
Ah! (groaning)
361
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,879
-Guru Brian?
-We were just...
362
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:42,459
This is not what I taught you
at The Oasis.
363
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:46,792
I know. We just couldn't agree
on which animal is the most peaceful.
364
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,286
(Guru Brian) Inner peace is nota competition, my sons.
365
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,785
And obviously,the answer is the dove!
366
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,714
(groaning, grunting)
367
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,786
Tell you what,
368
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,665
why don't I just give you
your tablet back
369
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,880
and we can call this whole thing off
right now.
370
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,129
Sorry.
371
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,788
But you earned this.
372
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:14,213
(vest zaps)
373
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,711
(vest zaps repeatedly)
374
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,172
Your vest isn't lighting up.
375
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,670
It's because you missed.
376
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:22,919
You've been cheating
this whole time.
377
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,130
Don't be absurd, that's...
378
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:25,288
(all booing)
379
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,287
Mitchell's Gauntlet
is canceled forever.
380
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,075
It's a garbage game,
381
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,996
and I never liked it anyway.
382
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:46,084
(Shredlock)
And that's the amazing story of Mom.
383
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,666
The end.
384
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,540
That was nice, Kirb.
385
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,415
Well, there's also this.
386
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,205
Childsbane.
387
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,133
I better not.
I have pretty bad sword rage.
388
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:03,828
Well, this is a hammer.
389
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:04,957
Oh.
390
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,040
Hammer rage!
391
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,375
(grunts)
392
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,670
Party getting too passionate for you,
Cousin Lomas?
393
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,577
You know, I think
I have just the party for you.
394
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:23,707
Now this is what
I call a party, right, Lomas?
395
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,745
Sorry.
396
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:30,584
I know you're passionate
about your crackers.
397
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,581
-(Man) Yes, coming.
-(theme music playing)
398
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:36,827
-Okay.
-(laughter)
399
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,627
Hi.
400
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:41,497
Oh, sorry.
401
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,042
(laughing)
402
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,705
(indistinct)
403
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,665
Join me in evil laughter.
404
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,500
(laughing evilly)
405
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:57,833
(Both)
Ah!
406
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:03,132
(Boy)
"X"!
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