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I've Fallen for You

Episode 1

Long, long ago,

in a remote paradise,

whenever the peach blossoms fade and fly,

the annual Peach Blossom Festival is coming.

Boys and girls aged 18

exchange name rings and get engaged mutually.

Blessed by the God of Paradise,

they make a lifelong agreement.

This year's Peach Blossom Festival is coming.

In this festival,

what kind of story will the God of Paradise witness?

Tian, start working.

Go to collect a corpse by the river.

I'm coming.

Zhang. Li. Niu.

Let's start working.

Here comes the jinx.

Run, everybody.

What rotten luck is it to marry her

and become Tian's son-in-law.

You.

Auntie Sanqi.

Go to hell! You're not my son.

Good afternoon, I'm here.

Excuse me...

They run so fast today.

This dead friend,

please forgive me.

If you have something to say before your death,

please tell me now.

Look at that jinx.

She is talking to the dead again.

Oh, my God. It's so horrible.

He's about 18 years old.

It's bloated and white all over his body.

Half clenched fists in both hands.

Sediment in his mouth and nose.

No fatal injuries on his body.

The cause of death was drowning and suffocation.

Yeah.

He is a stranger here.

Sir, you're not from the village.

Excuse me.

Who knows this man?

All right.

Friend.

Since no one's coming to claim you,

go back to Yizhuang with me.

Ouch!

It really hurts!

I remind you repeatedly.

No sleeping in the coffin.

No collecting corpses in the village.

Why can you forget these?

Sanqi.

Tell me, as a girl,

how could you have

such a bad habit?

Ouch!

It really hurts.

I reminded you repeatedly that

we should have bought a cradle for her.

Who let our daughter sleep in a coffin as soon as she was born?

What a bad old man you are!

Jiaojiao.

May I beg your pardon?

Be gentle.

I'm educating our daughter.

You are to blame.

Since our daughter was a kid,

she has seen the dead more than the alive.

If no one wants to marry her,

I won't forgive you.

Old locust tree.

Do you know

the agreement between immortal brother and me?

When he's not there for me,

he would send this grimace totem to protect me.

It's been eight years.

I've been waiting for my brother here.

I'm not marrying anyone else.

I made my name ring with a piece of bamboo.

Now I give it to you.

We are meant to be together.

When you're 18,

I will come back to you.

Wait for me.

Yes, I do.

Witnessed by the old locust tree...

When I receive your name ring, you will stay with me all the life.

I won't marry Wang Mazi until my death.

Why doesn't the brother come to me yet?

How about running away from home?

Ouch!

It hurts.

Dates.

Look for...

Do you want me to look for my brother?

Yeah.

Instead of sitting around here,

let me make the first move.

Wow, how nice you are, old locust tree.

You are so wise.

OK, I'll go now.

Bad news.

Bad news.

Bad news. Young Master,

the master knows you're in the whorehouse.

He's coming to catch you.

Oh, my God.

Taifu Magistrate of south city is coming.

What should we do?

Let's enjoy ourselves timely.

Come on.

Zhao. Zhao.

Taifu Magistrate is coming.

How about...

Pour them in.

Whoever sees it owns it.

Young Master.

What to do with the one

who harassed Leimo?

Make him fly.

OK.

Come back.

Remember to

make him fly to my house.

What? I see.

The higher, the better.

OK.

There's a gold.

Over there.

Oh, look.

What a big kite.

There's someone up there.

Zhao Cuo.

Oh damn!

What a miserable man he is.

He's flying up in the sky again.

Because he offended the first evil master in south city.

Right.

Wow.

There's a man up in the sky.

But why are you flying so high?

Miss. Miss.

Be quiet. Stop yelling.

The man offended the young master Mr. Zhao in south city

so he is sent to sky.

Mr. Zhao

Grimace totem.

Immortal brother.

Excuse, sir,

where is the kite-flyer now?

You mean Zhao Cuo?

He is nowhere but

at the whorehouse.

Go. Go.

Whorehouse?

I am of humble origin.

Thank you for your grace.

Thank you.

Forget about it.

You're my friend.

I'll protect you.

Listen to me,

as a girl,

you should not come here.

Oops!

But you're also a woman.

Get out of the way. I'm looking for someone.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Who are you looking for?

I'm looking for my brother.

Oh. Brother?

We just have little sisters here.

No brother.

Go away.

You...

So what?

Zhao Cuo.

You bad boy.

What a bad boy you are.

Come over here.

Come here.

Look what you look like.

How can you find a good wife?

Listen to me, Dad.

Among those vulgar girls you find for me,

I don't like any of them.

If you like them,

keep them yourself.

You don't like them?

Zhao Cuo.

Your reputation

is bad ten miles away.

You're still so picky.

Are you waiting for

an immortal girl from the heaven?

Ah! Ouch!

Who are you?

Where do you come from?

Up is north, down south, left west and right east.

I'm from the west.

I come here for someone.

The one you're looking for is not here.

Get out of here now.

No.

I must find the man.

I'm looking for the owner of the kite.

Is she coming to help Yang Yong?

I am not afraid of her.

Then let me tell you

the kite

is mine.

If you want to avenge him,

go ahead. Come on.

Say it again.

I am not afraid of you.

Go to ask someone.

Everyone knows that this kind of human kite

is a fine tradition I invent.

What is the matter?

Brother,

what is this?

This is the grimace totem I invented.

The grimace is only known to you and me.

You are my immortal brother.

I finally found you.

Let, let, let go of me.

No, I don't.

If you don't want to die, let go of me.

I don't let you go until I die.

Oops. So many people are watching us.

Don't disgrace me, OK?

Ouch!

It hurts.

It's true.

I'm not dreaming.

Are you a immortal in heaven?

What?

For eight years, one month and three days,

I have been waiting for you under the old locust tree every day.

Brother.

I miss you so much.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Come down. Come down.

What the hell are you doing?

Let's get married.

I don't want to marry Wang Mazi.

Come down.

Get married?

What's wrong with you?

Ah, I see.

You are also a sophisticated girl

who wants to marry me?

Listen to me.

I wouldn't marry you,

as you are a vulgar woman.

Jackal Li Jia.

Come to drag her out of here.

What?

Brother, do you lose your memory?

Why do you remember nothing?

It's me.

Hurry up.

It's me.

Hurry up.

No way. Let go of me. Let go of me.

You dead garbage.

Crazy woman.

Let go.

Let go of me.

I still have something to say.

Brother. Do you remember that

you said you were coming to marry me at the age of 18.

Old locust tree. Do you remember the old locust tree?

You said you'd give me your name ring

under the old locust tree.

Name ring?

Shit.

I have never given you my name ring.

I don't know you at all.

You crazy woman.

Pull her out of here.

Ah. Let go of me!

Let go of me!

Let go of me!

I still have something to say.

Let go of me.

Hey, hey, hey.

Don't intervene in it, you guys.

See? She has got involved with him.

Right?

Calm down.

Stand back. Stand back.

What's wrong, brother?

You can't remember me?

But it happened eight years ago.

It's a long time ago.

No.

I have to manage to get his memory back.

An old man

with two ears,

has no meals for three days

so he is so hungry and walking around the pan.

He bought two onions with 0.33 tael.

He bought a watermelon with 0.77 tael.

He bought two loofahs with 0.66 tael.

And two sticks of sugar-coated haws...

Can you remember who I am now?

You...

You...

You're nuts.

Crazy woman.

No, I'm not crazy.

Since the kite is yours,

you are the right one I'm looking for.

The kite is mine.

You're crazy.

Hurry up.

Drag her away.

Oh. Don't run. Stop.

What are you doing?

Brother has a red birthmark on his waist.

I have no time.

I have to try a tough way.

You made me do this.

Since you can't remember me,

I have to do this trick.

Let go.

No, I don't.

I have to make sure if you have it with my eyes.

I want to take a look at it.

I'll be responsible for you.

No, no, no.

Dad. Take action now.

For eighteen years,

it's the first time I have seen

a man being molested by a girl like this in the whorehouse.

To tell you the truth,

for eighteen years

it's the first time I've seen my bad son begging for mercy.

Forget about it.

Cheers.

Master, take action now.

Go.

Fine.

Ah. Ah.

Let me go.

Put me down.

Why do you drag me away again?

Zhao Cuo, wait for me.

I'll see it clearly.

Come here.

Zhao's Mansion. It is here.

Hey, hey.

Who do you want?

What?

Who do you want?

Well.

Is Zhao Cuo living here?

Yes.

Who are you?

I'm his fiancée.

Ask him out.

Are you kidding?

It's just a blind date.

Why do you call yourself his fiancée?

I've seen lots of girls from blind dates.

I've never seen such a cheeky girl like you.

You...

Blind dates?

You said Zhao Cuo had blind dates?

What a bad guy he is.

Let me in.

Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.

Why did you have four-letter word?

That bad guy is not here now.

That bad guy is at Moon Pavilion now.

Moon Pavilion.

Oh, I see.

Moon Pavilion.

I am going to Moon Pavilion.

Boss.

I want this box of peach blossom rouge.

Sister, for today's round-table date at Moon,

you are well prepared.

Look at your clothes.

How calculating you are.

Who is the sister?

Let's get to the point.

We marry Zhao Cuo at the same time.

I don't know who is the wife and who is the concubine.

No watching. Ugly woman.

Hmm.

Boss.

Excuse me, how can I get to the Moon Pavilion?

Miss.

Are you going

to take part in round-table date of Zhao's Mansion?

What?

Are you going to see him in this dressing?

So what should I do?

How about

buying a box of rouge from me?

I'll make sure you'll catch his heart by sight.

Invitation. Where is my invitation?

Where is it?

It's not on me.

What?

Lady.

We shouldn't lose the invitation.

We are done if the master knows it.

Let's go to find it now.

Yes.

With this peach blossom makeup,

I make sure you're able to catch

the heart of Mr. Zhao forever.

3 taels in total. Thank you.

Good.

Miss.

Here is your invitation.

You can't get in without it.

He Jinxin.

Let's finish it and go in today.

Wait.

I declare

round-table dating conference now begins.

Next

we have a thorough understanding according to order.

My name is Hongling.

I am best at playing the lute to a cow.

My name is Meizhi.

Since childhood, I have tasted all kinds of herbs in person.

I am best at tasting poison with my own body.

My name is Xiuji.

I have learned martial arts since childhood.

I am best at expressing my love with martial arts.

This is my strength.

This is my beauty.

This is my shyness.

All right. All right.

It's good.

Next one, please.

Anyone else?

Me.

What an aunt with peach blossom makeup and strong skeleton.

Aunt.

Why are you coming here?

I'm looking for him.

Go with me.

You know each other?

More than that.

I don't know you.

You can choose her.

No, I can't.

You asked her to come here, right?

Please have a seat.

You are He Jinxin, right?

What talent do you have?

Do I need to have a talent?

Of course.

I'm good at autopsy.

What?

If so,

no matter how you die, from drowning,

burning, poisoning, stifling and choking,

no matter how you die

I can tell it

and check it out in an hour.

Miss. Stop it.

Be obedient. Go away. Go.

No. I am not kidding.

Listen to me.

Don't underestimate my talent.

As a matter of fact, autopsy is also a learned skill.

I...

Shut up.

Let her go on.

Let me start with a simple observation of the corpse.

Professionally speaking,

I observe his left hand and her right hand.

If a man dies from 23:00 to 1:00, 13:00 to 15:00, 5:00 to 7:00, or 17:00 to 19:00, then his left thumb must pinch his middle finger.

If a man dies from 7:00 to 9:00, 19:00 to 21:00, 1:00 to 3:00, or 13:00 to 15:00, then his left hand spreads out.

If a man dies from 3:00 to 5:00, 15:00 to 17:00, 9:00 to 11:00, or 21:00 to 23:00, then his left hand clenches into a fist.

The death time of the dead can be calculated by this method.

Then you may ask me,

if the dead has got only bones,

what to do with this case?

Then it's a little harder.

We need to steam it

as we do to steamed buns.

After this steaming step,

I can see clearly if there's

an injury or fracture in the bone.

I finish it.

Ah!

That's toxic.

Good.

Yeah, I like this girl.

Dad.

Up to you.

What?

Oh, my son.

Although your preference is a little strange,

since you like the girl,

of course I say yes.

Dad.

Are you serious?

That's for sure.

What a nice moment it is.

Enjoy yourselves.

I'm going to get a marriage certificate for you.

Li Jia. Let's go.

Hello? Hello, Dad?

I don't mind whoever sent you here to make trouble here.

Anyway,

It's a good idea.

What is this?

What? Want more?

Brother. It's me.

This sounds so familiar.

Immortal brother.

Do you remember

we met at the whorehouse?

Oh, my God.

It's you.

Brother.

Come out now.

I have a lot to say to you.

I have nothing to say to you, ugly girl.

Ugly girl?

You've changed.

You used to say that I was cute.

But now you say I'm ugly.

Listen to me.

I prefer to eat this table

than marry you.

Please look at yourself in the mirror.

Your face...

Here you are.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Bai Yifei.

Bai Yifei.

Bai Yifei.

Bai Yifei.

Our young master, Bai Yifei.

He has a handsome look and unique talent.

He is the most handsome in the world.

I think Zhao Cuo from south city is also very handsome.

Bai Yifei. Bai Yifei.

Don't run.

Bai.

Bai. Bai. Bai.

Stop.

Don't move.

I smell a man on him.

He's the one with the mask.

Bai. Bai. Bai.

Brother. I'm here to save your life.

Brother. I'll protect you.

You...

Do you owe them much money?

Why are they chasing you?

I...

Did I scare you today?

Peach blossom makeup is a little exaggerated.

But see, I've wiped it off.

Take a close look at me.

You...

Do you really forget me?

Why don't you answer me?

I...

Don't speak. Don't speak.

Don't say anything.

I...

Immortal brother,

it's okay that

you don't remember me.

But I remember you.

I just make sure

you're still safe in the world.

It's so good that I can just keep watching you.

Wow. How beautiful.

It's firework.

I remember when I was a kid,

and I said I wanted to see the fireworks,

you filled the house with fireflies you caught for me.

The fireworks you sent me then

were more beautiful than these for today.

Oh. Who are you?

Miss.

I've always wanted to say

you seem to get a wrong person.

But why didn't you say that early, sir?

It is too bad.

I've got things to do. I'm going.

Hey, Miss.

I...

But every once in a while you find someone who's iridescent,

and when you do, nothing will ever compare.

I seem to

see the rainbow.

Zhao Cuo, Zhao Cuo.

Do you really forget me

or I've got the wrong person?

But the grimace is only known to you and me.

What should I do?

[Bai Yifei]