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[Weird Al] ♪ Caldwell and Nathan ♪

♪ Are two cartoonists ♪

♪ They love to draw, but they're not too smart ♪

♪ So they sold their souls to the TV Devil ♪

♪ For a cartoon show that features their art ♪

♪ They all shook hands and drank a toast ♪

♪ Neither could believe their newfound luck ♪

♪ But then on the way to their studio ♪

♪ They were both laid out by a hot dog truck ♪

♪ Now in a somewhat ironic twist ♪

♪ They're in Hell forever, and hey, get this ♪

♪ They gotta make a show that they think is gonna sell ♪

♪ If they ever wanna get out of Cartoon Hell ♪

- Ah, another day at the office, huh, Nate?

- Ooh,

just another regular old day in Hell.

- Yep, another nine to 5,000.

- Ooh! - TGIF

(laughs)

But the F, it stands for something weird.

- Thank Gorgle It's

(laughs)

Fral'b.

- Yeah, Thank Gorgle It's Fral'b!

Ah, I love Fral'b.

- And you must thank Gorgle,

because if you don't, he does

lash you with his many toenails.

- All right, test test, one two, one two.

Look alive, you idiots!

- Oh, whoa! - Hey!

- Oh my God.

Oh God, could you guys tell that

I'm wearing this shirt for the fifth time this week?

- Honestly, I've never seen you wear a different shirt.

- I usually clean it, but

times are tougher over here in Hell right now.

We've had massive budget cuts.

They've been whittling away at my desk

for the spare wood.

They fired Gorgle.

- What?! - Ahh!

- Yeah, he was about to make retirement,

they couldn't keep him on the pension.

Honestly, times are bleak.

So, normally,

I was supposed to get Jacob in here

with a all-new custom-opolis

'cause, you know,

his dog accident left him

both alive and dead in a coma-like state.

- Ah the dog accident finally happened, huh?

- So, when he comes in here

to help you guys out this week, just,

just act cool,

don't pretend we cheaped out, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

- Enter ye halfway soul.

- Oh, hey guys!

- Oh! - Oh!

Wow. - Oh I, I see.

- Guys, do you like my new body?

I was told that it looks really good.

- It looks

(laughs)

It looks great, man.

- I can't,

look down at it, for some reason.

I'm not sure what the deal is.

- [Caldwell] Oh. - Maybe there's some kinks.

- A little stiffness in the neck.

- Yeah, that'll, it'll

you'll loosen up eventually.

- Yeah, totally.

So, you guys are still in Hell, huh?

- Still down here. - Yeah.

- I super woulda thought you maybe would've made

like, one good cartoon by now.

I feel like it's been

lot of tries.

- It's been a while. - Yeah.

- Not a single good one, huh?

- We've had a lot of near misses, but

do you wanna help us out now that you're down here?

- Yeah, sure, I mean,

I'm pretty sure I could make

one good cartoon.

- All right, a little arrogant - [Jacob] It's not, hard,

to do.

- You're comin' on pretty hot, but

you know, you did just die, so

(laughs)

- I just had a dog accident.

It was pretty traumatic.

I don't know if you guys heard.

- No!

- A dog did shoot me.

(laughs)

And it was honestly incredibly unexpected.

- Doesn't sound like an accident!

Sounds like, premeditated

to be honest. (laughs)

- You know, I have my suspicions.

But the courts ruled accident.

(laughs)

Dog got off scot free.

And now I'm half dead, half alive!

- Nothing in the rule book says

a dog can't commit murder.

(laughs)

- And get away with it too!

That's the messed up part about the rule book.

(laughs)

- Damn that dog got a job!

- That dog's a Senator now.

(laughs) - Wow.

- Well anyway, we're happy to have you down here.

Managar, did you have a topic, perhaps?

- Yeah, this one is from

a real low ranking entity

called Space Kitty.

Her suggestion is,

"Can you draw Anime characters in boring jobs?"

- Ooh! - Ohh!

- So yeah,

think of the high emotion and fantasy of Anime

mixed with the grim reality of day to day labor.

- [Caldwell] So, I think that,

there's actually a lot of Anime and Manga

that do tackle boring subjects.

- [Nathan] Yeah, and I like that,

so I think it's almost like

a lot of Anime can celebrate boring subjects,

and I think that's a good direction to take it.

- [Caldwell] Right. - [Nathan] 'Cause otherwise,

we'd end up just basically making Office Space,

but with Goku in it.

Which, now that I'm saying it

sounds pretty good.

Maybe I should just do that.

- [Nathan] I would absolutely watch that.

- [Caldwell] Yeah.

But, I was thinking it'd be fun to have

a character who is the world's greatest accountant.

- [Nathan] Oh, nice.

- [Caldwell] And I think in this show,

maybe they do work at H&R Block.

Or, whatever the copyright-free version of H&R Block

would be.

What's like a good, generic H&R Block?

Although that's a pretty generic name.

- [Nathan] Yeah, let's see.

- [Managar] Tax Hut!

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] I like the geometrical angle

of H&R Block, though.

Can we keep that in there?

- Uh, Tax Square.

(laughs)

- Tax Orb?

- Tax Orb!

- [Caldwell] He works at the Tax Orb, sure.

Okay.

And I do think that this is like a death note-style Anime.

- [Nathan] Oh, okay.

- [Caldwell] Where I think that this character gets

a magic pin or something

that lets him file taxes super fast

and efficiently.

So, like,

if you've got a 1099 or need to file an extension,

this guy's got your back.

But I think that maybe he's finding loopholes.

Or, he's made a pact with a demon

named Uncle Sam.

(laughs)

- [Nathan] Okay.

Yeah, everybody knows this person

is the world's greatest accountant.

But yeah, I think they've drawn upon

some sort of supernatural energy

- [Caldwell] The Cayman Islands.

(laughs)

- Yeah.

Just a demon named Loophole.

(laughs)

- His name is Luke Hole.

(laughs)

- [Managar] Honestly, no beating around the bush,

I say we got full homage with this thing.

It's a note for note,

we are adapting one of the greatest

supernatural mystery shows in all of Anime history.

Taxes, W2's, the SCC.

Debt Note.

- Debt Note!

- Damn!

Debt Note!

That's very good.

Yeah, I mean, it makes sense,

'cause, like,

that one covered death.

So this one's covering taxes!

(group laughs)

But also, I can't stress enough that

Goku also does work at this office!

(laughs) - [Nathan] Yeah Goku shows up

from time to time,

just like how we put actual piccolo

in Weed Anime.

- [Caldwell] Maybe it's like a Harvey Birdman situation,

where like - [Nathan] Okay!

- [Caldwell] He's helping other Anime characters

with their taxes.

- [Jacob] Oh my God, that's actually

such a good idea.

(laughs)

- [Nathan] How much can you write off a giant mech?

- [Caldwell] Ah shit,

(laughs) yeah, he's helping nerve

just skirt the international government law

to build these giant

mommy robots.

(laughs)

What sort of hair are we thinkin'?

Should it look like the tip of his pin?

- I like that.

- Okay, I'll do that.

- [Nathan] Yeah, try a pen

yeah

- [Jacob] Yeah 'cause it also needs to be

sort of like a

'cause he's a professional,

you know.

He's in a professional setting, client facing.

- [Caldwell] Absolutely.

He's at the front desk every day.

- [Jacob] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] He's in the commercials,

maybe he's got a little bowtie?

- [Jacob] Oh sure.

Maybe he's got a big bowtie.

(laughs)

Okay? - [Managar] No no no no,

this is Anime.

You got to give him a dumb

that for some reason in Anime looks cool,

but in every other scenario,

it is the lamest piece of clothing

in the history of humanity. - [Jacob] Oh, yes.

Give this guy a full miles edge worth.

(laughs)

Look at this fucker.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] And again, his name is Luke Hole.

I just need you all to remember that fact.

(laughs)

But where do we think he gets his power from,

is my question.

- [Nathan] There are death gods in Anime,

why can't there be tax gods?

- [Caldwell] Okay, so it is like a debt god.

- They're called corporations,

and they are perfectly legal,

and we will not question them.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] I think that, yeah,

he's just gathered power from

spending time in a tax shelter

(laughs)

in the Cayman islands or something like that.

I think he had a spiritual experience there maybe.

- [Managar] As a boy,

he was shipwrecked.

- [Caldwell] Yes!

- [Managar] And lost his family and he awoke

on a Cayman Island.

(laughs)

Its ancient power imbued him.

- [Caldwell] He fell under the tax force.

- [Nathan] Later on in the series,

we do see a flashback to when he was a child,

just running around on this island,

learning the truth about the tax force

that runs through everything.

- [Jacob] Wearing a bowtie made of leaves.

- [Nathan] Yeah.

(laughs)

- All right, well, Nathan,

do you want to go next?

- I'll go next.

- Okay, cool.

- [Nathan] So, I do like the idea of

gods of debt.

- [Caldwell] Gods of debt.

- [Nathan] So, I'm going to draw the one

that is sort of bound to Luke.

- [Caldwell] Luke Hole, Mr. Hole.

Okay, so this is a debt god.

- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] Which is perfect.

Because, that's kind of the whole idea

behind gods anyway,

is that they're trying to get your soul.

- [Nathan] Right.

- [Caldwell] And this is just cutting out all the

metaphysical bullshit.

They're just in it for the cash.

- [Jacob] They want those fat stacks of kish my man.

And that's what they're gonna get.

I mean, I just learned from Managar that

money is apparently an issue in the afterlife.

- [Nathan] Oh yeah

- [Jacob] That really sucks.

I was actually looking forward to dying

so I wouldn't have to think about that anymore.

- [Managar] Oh no, no.

You gots to get paid,

even for eternity.

- [Jacob] Ah, God, why?

I don't have to eat!

- [Caldwell] I don't know if you're noticing,

but we rent this place.

They make us pay full rent on this

that we live in.

- [Jacob] That you're forced to stay in?

- [Caldwell] Yeah.

The hot water doesn't even work,

which is ironic.

It's all cold.

- I don't talk a lot to the Japan division,

but apparently, every time you spend

a little too much on your credit card,

'cause you're in between jobs,

a Shinto spirit is born.

(laughs)

- Wow, incredible.

- [Managar] Yeah!

- [Caldwell] Ah, look at that skull!

I love it when a skull still got all its teeth.

That's the good stuff

- [Jacob] Does he have a nice fur coat?

- [Caldwell] Yeah!

This looks like some one piece ass character design,

and I'm all for it.

Give him like a cannon for an arm.

- [Jacob] I'll take one piece of this guy,

if you know what I'm sayin'.

(laughs)

- [Managar] I love how in one piece

a character design like this

could be like an undead spirit

or a zombie or a ghost,

or it's just like,

'nah, my name's Kevin, I'm 48.'

(laughs)

- [Nathan] I'm your brother.

I ate some fruit one time.

- [Jacob] Yeah, what do debt gods love?

I know death gods love apples.

What's debt gods' fruit of choice?

- [Caldwell] Well, they're so busy,

so they would need like a hands free snack.

- Yeah, it's probably like a protein shake.

- It's like gogurt.

(laughs)

- Gogurt!

- Debt gods love gogurt.

- [Caldwell] Did they ever try to make adult gogurt?

They probably did, right?

That definitely happened.

- [Jacob] I think they did, yeah.

- [Caldwell] This is kinda where my mind's at,

I don't really care about Nathan's drawing anymore.

I do just need to find a brand name

for this adult yogurt.

(laughs)

- [Jacob] What about like, Flogurt?

And it's like all natural branded,

you know, like,

yoga yogurt.

- [Caldwell] What about, all right,

we take the Flogurt idea but

it is in a tube, and we need to emphasize that.

So maybe just Flube?

(laughs)

- Let me just crush a Flube real quick

and I'll, I'll meet you in the meeting room in five.

- [Caldwell] Finance lube,

or Flube as we call it.

- [Jacob] Finance lube.

- [Caldwell] Ah, look at that

thick paste.

- [Nathan] There's that meal paste.

(laughs)

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

So this Anime is sponsored by Flube.

(laughs)

It's a Flube branded product.

- [Caldwell] You know, hey.

Don't be a rube, get Flube,

as I always say.

- [Managar] Now with whole almonds!

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] One almond at the bottom.

That's your treat, that's your reward

for finishing your Flube.

- There's 700 unique flavors of Flube,

or Flubers as we call 'em.

(laughs)

And you absolutely must squanch them all.

- [Caldwell] Hey Jacob, before you went to your coma,

did you get to try any of the new potato flavored

Fluber tubers?

- [Jacob] That's where I was going when the dog shot me!

I was headed to the store!

- [Caldwell] Oh no!

- [Jacob] It was the last flavor I needed to try.

- [Nathan] Maybe the dog was trying to warn you.

- [Caldwell] Dogs are not allowed to have Flube

is the thing, and they're furious about it.

- [Jacob] Dogs do hate it.

- [Caldwell] It was a weird ad campaign

where they were like, 'not for dogs!'

- [Jacob] The snack that dogs don't want you to eat.

(laughs)

Flube!

- [Caldwell] I love that you've incorporated

the Uncle Sam aesthetic as well.

- [Jacob] Yeah, it's taxes!

- [Caldwell] He looks like a cross between

Beetlejuice, and Jay Leno.

(laughs)

Which I'm really into.

- [Nathan] This is, Refund.

(laughs)

- [Managar] With a 'Y'?

- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] I like it.

What sort of abilities does he instill Luke with?

- [Nathan] Okay, so obviously,

Luke has his special tax document that he can write on.

And when he writes down the expense,

it automatically becomes a write off.

- [Caldwell] So he can write off anything

is what you're saying?

- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] I guess the IRS is of course

the villain of this show, then.

- [Managar] Oh, we are gonna have the coolest

soft goth IRS investigator!

- [Jacob] If you didn't think I was gonna draw

a rad auditor rival

(laughs)

you're absolutely wrong.

- [Caldwell] Nathan, you have to finish,

I need to see this!

(laughs)

- [Nathan] What should he be holding in his other hand?

- [Caldwell] Oh, I mean,

it could be just more Flube.

(laughs)

- He's double fistin' Flube!

- Ah, you never double Flube'd!

- He's doin' the d'uble Flube!

(laughs)

The d'uble Flube challenge!

- The d'uble Flube challenge.

(laughs)

One tube of Flube does have

already double your daily caloric intake,

so to d'uble Flube is to

invite death into your home.

(laughs)

- [Managar] I think it was 1998,

we did get a lot of new entries from

just kids double Flubing.

- [Nathan] Yeah, he's got some on his face.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] He doesn't have a ton of muscle

up in there, so he probably has to push his jaw

up and down to chew.

That's probably why he likes Flube so much.

- [Managar] Oh no, this ancient abomination

is oozing with cream at all times.

(laughs)

- [Nathan] That's what his wings are made of.

They're just - [Managar] No.

No.

- [Caldwell] He's got Fluby wings!

- [Jacob] Gross.

- [Managar] Dammit, I'm trying to

hit the automatic flames to stop you

from drawing yogurt wings.

(laughs) But they took it away

'cause of the budget cuts!

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] This is what

from Steven Universe should have been.

(laughs)

Cartoon Network is a coward.

- [Jacob] Yogurt wings were staring them

right in the face and they missed that opportunity.

- [Nathan] I'm not sorry.

I'm not sorry at all.

This is the best thing I've ever drawn.

- [Caldwell] It's so good!

(laughs)

- [Nathan] I'm done.

Jacob, do you want to draw something?

- Yes, please.

- Okay.

- [Jacob] Okay so we definitely need

a threat and a villain.

- [Caldwell] Absolutely.

- [Jacob] In this.

First thing's first,

I do have to complete these Flube wings.

- [Nathan] Can you make a tuft of hair

coming out the top?

- [Jacob] The top of the hat?

- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Jacob] Yeah, totally.

Is it gonna be like one of these

old timey hobo hats, where it's like

popped off like this?

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] Gotta be.

(laughs)

- [Nathan] It is now!

- [Jacob] Yeah his hair goes all the way up there.

- [Nathan] Yep.

Yep yep yep.

- [Jacob] Can't be contained.

- [Caldwell] Damn,

it's like, he's equal parts death god

and pro wrestling commentator.

I love him.

(laughs)

- [Nathan] Again, so his mouth is

always full of Flube,

so he's just got real, real milk voice.

Just like,

mmhm, mhmm,

entering the arena.

(laughs)

Man, I love dairy.

(laughs)

- [Managar] Now Jacob, for this rival,

we need to have the coolest dude.

I want to see ships, stands,

I want the fan fiction to be written

before the ink lines are done.

- [Jacob] Sure, yeah,

that's absolutely what I'm goin' for.

And I'm gonna go with kind of a

classic Anime poster aesthetic here.

- [Caldwell] Oh, very good.

- [Jacob] And make him do one of those

big in the background moves.

- [Nathan] Ah, big in the back!

- [Jacob] I love a looming threat.

- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] Is this a popped collar?

- [Jacob] Yeah.

Our auditor here's got a big popped collar.

No one told him that he's not a detective.

And so he kinda thinks he is.

- [Caldwell] Nice.

- [Jacob] Great, and so he acts like

a hardboiled tax detective.

- [Nathan] And he's been noticing all these loopholes

and all of these write offs.

- [Jacobs] Yeah and he's like,

it cannot be.

This many write offs, this many home offices?

Impossible!

But then, every time he goes to their house,

they do have like five or six home offices.

- [Caldwell] Yeah.

- [Jacob] And he's like, something's up.

Something supernatural's going on.

- [Nathan] Oh, when he writes down the thing,

it creates an illusory version of that

- [Caldwell] Absolutely - [Nathan] Reality for,

as long as the audit takes.

- [Jacob] Yeah it forges sort of a new reality.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, but it's borrowing that money

from somewhere, and

it's gotta break at some point, baby.

- [Jacob] And our boy here is out to figure out

what's goin' on.

- [Caldwell] Now, does the auditor have

a special technique as well,

to rival Luke Hole's techniques?

- [Managar] So like, Luke Hole has

all his magic gibbledygooks.

And he's special but the rival,

he was like, raised in the finest of

deduction academies and

(laughs)

is very worldly, and,

he's earned it.

The fact that this accountant

can get his powers from nothing

is what really sets him off.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, he went to the

(laughs)

Rainy English Countryside School

for boys who love trains and math.

(laughs)

- [Jacob] I think big eyebrows.

- [Caldwell] Absolutely.

- [Jacob] Yeah, just some real honkers.

- [Caldwell] I'm getting a real kinda almost

Constantine vibe from this fella.

- [Jacob] Ooh.

- [Caldwell] Like maybe he is English.

In the dub at least.

- [Managar] Oh you better give him

eight cigarettes.

(laughs)

- [Nathan] Yes.

But wait,

maybe when he does like a big smoke,

the cigarette smoke becomes numbers.

(laughs)

(mimics coughing)

- [Jacob] He sees them float out in front

and that's how he does all of his brilliant maths.

- [Caldwell] Yeah.

(laughs)

- [Jacob] It's like a Sherlock mine palace scenario.

- [Caldwell] Absolutely.

He's like,

'Hold on, I gotta do me maths.'

(laughs)

'Enter the smoke chamber.

'These sums don't add up, brov.

'Gonna have to hotbox the hell out of this one.'

(laughs)

And you think like, oh,

does he have magic math cigarettes?

He's like, nah, that's all in his brain.

The nicotine just helps him out.

Did we come up with a name for this character yet?

- [Jacob] No, not yet.

I'm gonna need some help figuring out

what this guy should be called.

- Well we've got Luke Hole,

we got Refund.

- F

(laughs)

- Is it just gonna be a single letter?

- [Managar] Without a proper name,

he can't be caught on tax issues.

So he's untraceable.

- [Caldwell] Is his name just W9?

(laughs)

- [Jacob] Oh, my God!

- [Managar] Ooh!

- [Jacob] It absolutely is. - [Managar] Ooh!

- [Jacob] That's correct.

(laughs)

- [Nathan] Oh, he's from the W Clan,

and so he's the ninth W.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] The ninth son of the W Clan.

- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Managar] Who has sworn to stop the death gods

since Memorial.

(laughs)

- Sometimes his brother, W2, shows up.

(laughs)

- Yeah and he does have a tense relationship

with his family.

- [Caldwell] Oh for sure!

- [Jacob] He's out to prove that

he's gonna be the heir to the W Clan.

He's got to have one big dangley piece of hair.

- [Man] Yeah.

- [Nathan] Look at that big dangler!

Ah, man, if I were a fish,

I would wanna swim up and bite that.

But I know that it's allure

that it's gonna mean that I get eaten

by a bigger fish.

- [Jacob] That you get eaten by a very handsome

detective auditor. (laughs)

I think that this kind of thing,

it points towards fraud.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] It's like a dousing rod.

- [Jacob] Yeah, it's like a dousing rod.

- [Caldwell] It's the fraud rod.

- [Jacob] The fraud rod.

- [Man] That's me fraud rod.

It's hair.

- [Nathan] Yeah.

What of it?

What of it?

- [Caldwell] He would definitely not have

such a cockney accent either, but

- [Nathan] Yeah the dub isn't great.

- Now, Jacob,

please don't forget his magic math cigarette.

- Oh yeah, of course

of course. - Thank you.

- [Jacob] The cigarette does have an M.

It looks like it's just broken

but it's got an M in the middle.

- [Managar] Ah, dude!

Broken cigarettes are way cooler than other cigarettes.

- [Jacob] Yeah, absolutely.

And we're gonna get some smoke goin' up here

and it's making a five.

(laughs)

That's the number of frauds that he's seen.

I don't know what auditors do.

I don't know what accountants do.

- [Managar] He turned his toilet into

a home office.

- [Man] Impossible!

- [Man] This madman!

He wrote off his own wife!

- [Jacob] I feel like he needs more

Anime accessories for this coat.

- Ornate belt,

give him an ornate belt!

- [Jacob] Oh yeah, ornate belt, good call.

I want it to be like one of those dangly belts

that doesn't, it's not holding up anything.

- [Managar] I've never seen a belt in an Anime

hold anything up.

(laughs)

You know sometimes you just want

eight pounds of leather just hanging off ya

for some reason.

- [Caldwell] Jacob, can I make a suggestion?

- [Jacob] Yes you may.

- [Caldwell] Cigarette bandolier?

- [Jacob] That's what I was doing, Caldwell.

I read your mind.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] Is that one of your coma powers?

- [Jacob] It's not, it's one of my normal powers.

- [Caldwell] Wow!

What are your coma powers?

- [Jacob] You know, existing in a purgatory,

where I can never truly die or live.

- [Caldwell] Oh nice!

- [Jacob] I can also hear the voices of my loved ones

when they speak to me in my head.

- [Caldwell] Oh, tight.

- [Jacob] That's horrible.

- [Managar] Yeah they're talkin' real smack.

- [Jacob] They're not nice.

I'm beginning to have doubts about my loved ones.

- [Nathan] Yeah.

Are they just ragging on how shitty

your coma beard looks?

- [Jacob] Yeah.

At least have the courtesy to comb a shave.

You knew we were coming to visit.

- They're like, this fucker can't even blink once for yes.

(laughs)

What an idiot.

- What an idiot.

(laughs)

Who gets shot by a dog?

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] Wow, look at that pouch.

- [Jacob] Yeah, he's got a belt pouch for cigarettes.

- [Managar] And a calculator.

- [Jacob] This is like his utility belt.

- [Caldwell] That's so good.

- [Managar] And a dagger.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, sure.

- [Managar] Just a legit dagger.

- [Jacob] Yeah, the ceremonial dagger of his family.

- [Caldwell] He mostly uses it to open letters.

- [Jacob] Yeah it's a letter opener.

Yeah, totally.

- [Caldwell] That's very good.

This worked out way too well.

- [Jacob] Caldwell, my brain has been so ruined by Anime

that at the very beginning,

the instant you said,

he's the greatest accountant in the world,

I was like, shit, I'd watch it!

(laughs)

I would legitimately watch it,

just based on that sentence alone.

- [Caldwell] Yeah.

- [Managar] Perpetually searching

for the strongest deductible.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] I don't know what else to say,

I think that we gotta get this thing

into Cartoon-otron, lickety split,

right, y'all?

- [Nathan] Yeah.

- All right.

Flogurt!

Mogurt!

Gogurt!

Arise, Cartoonotron!

And grace us with your visualizations!

- What is up, my Fluby dubies?

- This guy's been flubin'!

- I am livin' that yogurt lifestyle!

I gotta get that goo, baby.

Seriously, I run on yogurt.

Do you have any yogurt?

They have reduced my yogurt intake

and I am starving.

- You know they don't give us anything

with nutritional value in here, but

this is an extra 'gurt filled drawing

we got for you to turn into a show, so

feel free to load up the animation with

as much Flube as you can.

- Perhaps I can slurp some of that sweet 'gurt.

I will do my best for you boys.

- Yeah.

(slurps)

- Yummy.

Surf's up, Flubes.

(dramatic music)

- Mmm!

You humans sure know how to make a delicious

portable yogurt

that's great for parents and kids alike.

- Pipe down, Refund.

I'm trying to concentrate.

(slurps)

- Mmm.

You seem nervous.

What?

That cute soft goth auditor got you worried?

- He's the only one who's been able to

piece together my paper trail.

But no worry.

I've got one last trick up my sleeve.

- Ugh!

Haha!

No more evading me, O!

Your time has run out!

And it's too late for you to file for an extension!

Huh?

(dramatic music)

Oh my God.

He wrote himself

off?!

Who?!

(slurps)

- Hey, you want some Flube?

(sighs)

- Can I smoke it?

- I don't see why not.

- All right, so that was Debt Note!

Wow!

Managar, what did you think?

- I have never seen responses like this!

Let's just get going here.

Gwen Delina says, 10 out of 10.

Cute boys, dark back stories,

I'm already drawing the

- Steamy.

- I can't wait to see that.

- Incredible!

And, oh no.

No no no.

No.

No you can't do this to us!

This was supposed to be the one!

No!

- We had something here!

- Guys!

The Netflix wing of Hell

just took the idea from us.

They're making a live action adaption.

- Ahh! - Ahh!

- How did they acquire the rights so fast?

- It's just gonna be this weird Westernized hodgepodge.

Ahh, God!

- I'll still watch it.

- Yeah I'm still definitely gonna watch that.

- Yeah is that out, like, now?

'Cause I actually am super into that idea.

- It's out now.

- Oh great, wow.

They're so fast.

- Jacob, I have good news.

We still have no idea what to do with you,

so just kinda

putter around forever

until someone pulls the plug on ya.

- Oh wonderful!

I mean, I could also, you know,

come back to life.

- Ehh - [Jacob] 50/50, right?

Coin flip?

- I mean that dog is still out there.

- Oh God, you're right.

(laughs)

- And he knows where you live.

- And that dog has very powerful friends.

They, he will finish the job.

- Yeah, how many Insta-followers does that dog have?

(laughs)

- It's a number more vast than you could ever imagine.

I'll tell you that much.

- Well, boys,

we're not gonna get out of this hole until

our finances are straight.

So, I'm gonna force you guys to

mine Bitcoins.

- Ahh.

- [Managar] We can't afford computers, so

here's some pen and paper.

- [Caldwell] Okay.

- [Managar] It's our only hope.

- [Caldwell] Well, thanks for watching Cartoon Hell.

We're here forever.

- [Nathan] I guess, I'm just gonna write some

ones and zeroes here.

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