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♪ Caldwell and Nathan are two cartoonist ♪
♪ They love to draw but they're not too smart ♪
♪ So they sold their souls to the TV devil ♪
♪ For a cartoon show that features their art ♪
♪ They all shook hands and drank a toast ♪
♪ Neither could believe their new-found luck ♪
♪ But then on the way to the studio ♪
♪ They were both laid out by a hotdog truck ♪
♪ Now in a somewhat ironic twist ♪
♪ They're in hell forever and hey, get this ♪
♪ They gotta make a show that they think is gonna sell ♪
♪ If they ever wanna get out of Cartoon Hell ♪
- Nathan, today is the day.
- Oh boy.
- Yeah, you see that window? - Yeah.
- The one window we got?
Well guess what?
I'm gonna jump out that window.
- Mm-hmm. - I wanna bounce
onto the awning below. - Yes.
- Use that to propel me across the pit of sorrow.
I'm gonna bounce off of those three floating demon's heads
and then I'm gonna do a 1080 Twisty McDaniels
Pop Shove-It, Old Timey Lemonade Twist.
- No way.
- Right into the pit of never-ending torment.
(gasping)
That's right.
Nobody's done it before, I'm gonna need you to film it.
Can you do that for me?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I've got, I don't have a camera.
- Okay, well just think about it
and remember it real good, okay?
- I'll just do a real good remember.
- Alright, here I go.
Oh, my feet are glued to the floor.
- Huh. (groaning)
- Oh. - Oh.
- Are you guys expending effort over there?
- We were thinking about it.
- Yeah. - I mean,
first of all Caldwell, you were gonna pull
that off without using your signature goofy foot style?
- Oh, you're right.
- That's lame as hell, bro.
So, but we've been making a big deal about the boners
and the violence.
You know, you guys forget about the simple sins in life.
So this week, we're just gonna be lazy slothful,
just very low effort.
- Okay. - You forget about that one.
- Yeah. - You're all hung up
on wrath and boners. (laughter)
We got our laziest demon to give a suggestion this week.
This is from FATDOG58.
I don't really have a suggestion,
just hit me with whatever you got.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- That's incredibly open-ended.
- Oh no, has the torture already started?
That's so vague, I feel so much pressure.
- Wow. - [Caldwell] I guess
we'll get started here. - [Nathan] Yeah.
Well, Caldwell, I feel like this is a test
because nothing in hell is ever as it seems.
- [Caldwell] Yeah. - [Nathan] You know,
it's hit me with whatever you've got,
but obviously like, it's gotta be something
that would appeal to demons.
Like maybe this is really our shot to see if we can make
a show that the demons of hell will really enjoy.
- [Caldwell] So you think we wanna try
and capture the demon demo this time?
- [Nathan] We wanna demon demo it up, for sure.
- I like that.
Are you suggesting a show about demons?
- I don't know, maybe just like something hyper-violent.
- Oh!
- And just like, badass.
- [Caldwell] Yeah, a lot of people putting thumbs
into other people's eyes.
- [Nathan] Yeah!
Yeah, thumbs in eyes. - Mm-hmm.
- [Nathan] Just like revenge
and uh-- - Yeah.
- [Nathan] And torment.
A dark anti-hero that like,
you can really love to hate, hate to love.
- [Caldwell] But like some sort of Deadpool
but also all the other ones.
- [Nathan] Yeah. - [Caldwell] Basically like
the torture parts from DareDevil,
but without any of the actual plot.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay, okay.
I like this little sword though.
- [Nathan] Yeah, I like a fat sword.
(laughs)
- [Caldwell] I like the girth.
- I wanted a thick hero.
- You don't get many of those. - Yeah.
- You don't get many heroes that have it
and are ready to show it, and I like that.
This hero is a bit of a treat.
(laughs)
- [Nathan] I wanted it to be a treat to look at.
- [Caldwell] Is this some sort of undergarment
or like a COD piece?
- [Nathan] I was thinking yeah, maybe just a big old armor.
- [Caldwell] Yeah, it's hard to tell if it's a COD piece
or if it's one of those metal bowls you pee in
when you're in the hospital.
- [Nathan] Um, alright, well. (laughter)
- [Madagar] Either way, no ones stabbing this
dude in the dick any time soon.
- [Caldwell] No, no, no. (laughs)
They've got stainless steel protection.
- [Nathan] Well actually, I was thinking this was a lady.
- [Caldwell] Oh okay.
- [Madagar] No one's stabbing this lady
in the dick any time soon. (laughter)
- [Caldwell] I do like this kind of heavy metal,
barbarian warrior vibe you've got going on here.
- [Nathan] You know, we haven't done any shows
that just glorify demons.
- [Caldwell] Yeah, it's kind of like some sort
of weird French '70s, hyper violent cartoon
that just only exists as one VHS tape
behind the blockbuster.
Do you have a name for this character?
- [Nathan] We wanna make it very clear that it is a demon.
- [Caldwell] Yeah.
- [Nathan] So maybe like, Deemy?
- [Caldwell] Okay.
- [Madagar] That's a lot of vowels for a demon name,
just saying.
- [Caldwell] Do you have any demon name ideas?
You're an expert on the subject.
- There's Korkel, Furnderhart, Stephanie with a y.
- Oh, I like Stephanie with a y.
- But like it's just the y.
That's the only vowel.
- Okay, so it's Styphyny.
(laughs) - [Madagar] Yeah.
- What about Deathany?
- Deathany!
This is Deathany.
- [Caldwell] Okay, so we are getting a
Punisher vibe here. - [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Caldwell] Another name would have been Punish-her,
if we wanted to be a little clever.
- [Nathan] Well maybe that's the show.
- [Caldwell] Okay, alright.
What do we expect that Deathany is up to?
- [Nathan] Okay, well I think obviously,
she's out for revenge. - [Caldwell] Gotta be.
- [Madagar] Obviously.
- Somebody killed her something.
(laughter)
- Brother?
Sister?
- Oh, but get this.
She's also got amnesia, so she doesn't know,
she just knows that somebody killed something.
- [Nathan] She knows that she wants revenge,
but she doesn't know exactly what for.
- [Madagar] This backstory is getting darker
and edgier by the second, and I love it.
I'm gonna need one more,
just a light kiss of tradgedy.
- [Caldwell] One last element of tragedy.
Okay, Deathany came home from her job at the post office
and found her brother, and or cousin, and or husband
trapped inside the washing machine.
- [Nathan] (laughs) Oh, no!
- [Caldwell] Just shoved up in there.
- [Madagar] Ah, the old cousin
in the washing machine trope, I love it!
- [Caldwell] It's a little trope-ey,
but I think it's got some play still.
Yeah and they were just so clean.
So, she suspects that maybe the villain
is some sort of neat freak.
That would actually be a good villain name, shit.
So, is this our Todd McFarlane kind of go at it?
- Yeah.
- To do maximum edgy, you gotta throw in that Spider-Man
but fucked up mask. - [Nathan] Okay.
- [Caldwell] Yeah, make sure it's got somehow eyeshadow.
Oh, there you go, you got it.
Now, does Deathany have a cool cape that's also sentient?
Or maybe like, what would the equivalent be
for this character design?
- [Nathan] Scarf?
- [Caldwell] Scarf is good, I was also gonna suggest,
it's a sentient pashmina.
- (laughs) A sentient afghan?
- (laughs) This is the devil's afghan.
- [Madagar] So for scenes where Deathany is
on a rooftop, glaring at the dark city below,
the pashmina whispers fucked up things in her ear.
Like, it's kind of chilly out.
(laughs)
Did you pack soup?
(laughs)
- [Caldwell] It's finally latte season,
blood latte season.
- [Nathan] Oh nice, write that down, I don't have arms.
- [Caldwell] Oh, this is more of an ascot (laughs).
It's even better. - [Nathan] It's like,
guess I don't know what a pashmina is.
(laughs)
- [Caldwell] It's like a big bolt of silk,
I think. - [Nathan] Alright.
- [Caldwell] But I like what you've got right there.
- [Madagar] Do you guys remember when the wrestler,
The Ultimate Warrior, had his own edgy comic book series,
and his decorative arm tassels were sentient,
and whispered dark shit to him?
Because that actually happened, you can find it
and it is intoxicatingly dumb.
- [Caldwell] Nathan, we gotta brainstorm some cool torture
and badass things for Deathany to do
when she's interrogating her foes.
- Okay, oh, you know what she does?
Is she makes them think that she didn't read their email,
(laughs) but she did read their email.
- Oh shit!
And they're like, but I turned on read receipts!
And she's like, did you?
That's pretty good. - [Nathan] Thank you.
- [Caldwell] I was just gonna suggest
taking their toes off with a bolt cutter.
But yours is better.
- [Nathan] Oh, I think that's the same,
like at the same time that's happening.
- [Caldwell] Okay, I gotcha, I gotcha.
Or she would go to the trouble
of putting together an entire wedding
and then not inviting that person.
- [Nathan] Oh, like she asks them to help plan it though.
(laughter)
- [Caldwell] And I like that because while she's doing that,
she's also pulling their colon out through their butt hole.
- [Madagar] Nathan, this is a solid edgy character,
but I can still see those feet.
Could you obscure those with a rock
or some scattered dust, or mist?
- Or maybe just a corpse?
- Okay, yeah.
So this is a corpse of one of her foes.
- [Caldwell] It seems like perhaps
she's a bounty hunter of hell.
Now, I wanna know more about Wormbow down here.
(laughter)
What did Wormbow do?
Definitely some dark shit, right?
Even by Hell's standards, Wormbow is up to some stuff.
- [Nathan] Wormbow was up to some stuff, yeah.
- [Madagar] Can we change the entire direction
of this project to just the show
'Wormbow was up to some stuff'.
(laughter)
- [Nathan] Okay, so this was her first kill.
But again, she's got amnesia, so she needs
to find out what stuff Wormbow was up to.
- [Caldwell] Yeah!
Wormbow, the scuttle butt around hell is
you're up to some bad shit.
Do you know who killed my family?
(laughter) Or perhaps my husband?
- And then Wormbows like, (gargling).
- [Caldwell] Could even be my dog?
Is this a John Wick situation, Wormbow?
- [Nathan] Oh, it's definitely her dog.
- [Madagar] No, no, no, don't commit Deathany.
- [Caldwell] No, that's like the overarching mystery.
You'll get slow glimpses of the crime scene.
You'll see a dogs leash with blood coming out
of the bathroom, but you won't see what's in the bathroom.
But then you'll also see an aquarium
that's been turned over and it's like maybe somebody
just killed all of Deathany's fish,
which is still pretty bad.
I don't know if it would evoke this much rage,
but like maybe she loved those fish, who knows.
- [Madagar] Oh, that's good 'cause then you get
to do that fun thing where it's like a criminals like
forget it, Deathany, you're barking up the wrong tree.
And then she goes all like woobly woobly.
It's like, barking, barking, barking.
(laughter)
- [Caldwell] It cuts to her at the pet store
and she hears barking, and she's like,
no I don't like dogs, I'll buy a fish instead.
- [Madagar] Nathan, you've done a masterful job
on this meson scene, but you're gonna have to tag it off.
- Caldwell, you gotta get in here and help flesh this out.
- [Caldwell] Nathan, this is such a good looking drawing.
- [Nathan] Thank you.
- [Caldwell] I think that kind of when I default
to whatever I got, it is just kind of big, kind of casual,
doodles of heads. - [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Caldwell] But I do think, what I want to do here,
is I want to invent a villain for Deathany.
And I think that maybe what's revealed is
that Deathany thinks she has amnesia
but amnesia is actually a character.
- [Nathan] Oh, so she doesn't have amnesia.
She has to go find Amnesia. - [Caldwell] Yeah.
So I think that Amnesia is gonna be kind
of like a, you know that whole kind of,
sub genre of comic book character that's just a big baby
with a man's head? - [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Madagar] You're thinking of the entirety
of Jack Kirby's creative output.
- [Caldwell] Exactly.
I'm gonna Kirby this up I think, is what I'm going for.
Kind of like a Watcher type.
- [Nathan] Oh, look at this.
- [Caldwell] And he's like, oh, you better not!
(laughter)
- [Nathan] Oh no, you're gonna forget my face!
(laughter)
- [Caldwell] That's what he's saying, yeah.
'Cause he's the forget master.
- [Nathan] Amnesia the Forget Master.
- [Caldwell] He's forcing Deathany to do his bidding
by making her forget stuff. - [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Caldwell] Now, the real reason I wanted to do this
is 'cause I've been kind of just wanting an excuse
to draw some real bat shit Mobius, mechanical machines.
- [Nathan] Good, good, good.
- [Caldwell] I'm just gonna draw a cool chair
that's just got all sorts of fun geometrical shapes.
Looks like a bunch of shampoo bottles stuck together
but with all sorts of knobs and whistles.
- [Madagar] But with that sensual french edge
that we all come to Mobius drawings for.
- [Caldwell] Dog, I'm getting full on Jodorowsky
over here, so just buckle the fuck in!
- Oh god, hold on, I actually have my belt.
(laughter)
I repeat, he's going full Jodorowsky!
This is not a drill!
(laughter)
- [Caldwell] Alright, so if we're going full Jodorowsky,
number one we're gonna need like, this ear has gotta go.
It's gotta be some sort of like telecom, cyborg device.
- [Nathan] Oh definitely.
That's how they beam the forgets.
- [Caldwell] Exactly.
I think he's also gonna need some sort of pet.
- [Nathan] Okay, something to stroke maniacally.
Maybe Wormbow was one of his pets.
- [Caldwell] Oh no!
But he kind of like got bored of taking care of it.
Also, this head has gotta be way bigger, you know?
- [Nathan] Yeah, I think the brow specifically,
that fore portion.
- [Caldwell] And I think that the head
is also maybe other heads?
- [Nathan] Yeah, maybe some ridges?
Yeah, some lumps and ridges on there, please.
- [Caldwell] But these are all kind of false heads
that are like, we say things, we represent the
four states of human minds!
- Oh yeah, there's memory, forgetting, uh.
I know that, it's on the tip of my tongue
and of course, ah fuck, I'm just gonna Google it.
(laughs)
- [Caldwell] Hold on, I'll just put like a G shoved in here.
- It's just one of them on their phone.
- Yeah, I like the phone.
He's just like, I'm just gonna Google it.
- And tip of my tongue.
- Oh, tip of my tongue, there we go.
Hold on, yeah, let me draw that guy.
(laughs)
- [Nathan] Yeah, get that tongue in there.
(laughter)
- [Caldwell] Great, now let's continue on.
So let's talk more about Amnesia.
- Okay. - 'Cause I guess
they're also in hell. - [Nathan] Right.
But do you find out that hell is just the name
of a planet in the federation of star joints?
- [Nathan] Oh that's a fun season one finale twist.
- [Caldwell] It's like, oh hell was space all along.
- Hell was space. (laughter)
Wait, Caldwell, what if we're in space?
- What? - You are absolutely not.
You are on the metaphysical plane
of infinite torture and pain beyond the limits
of the physical world you once knew,
although spiritually tied to the souls of planet earth.
- That's exactly what someone who didn't want us
to think we were in space would say.
(alien music)
- (laughs) Madagar, we're in space.
Why didn't you tell us? (laughs)
- [Madagar] Those are some real good neck flaps.
- [Nathan] Yeah. - [Caldwell] Oh thank you,
thank you, I wanted to make him look a little more withered.
- [Nathan] Right, as the forehead gets bigger,
the chin needs to get smaller.
- [Caldwell] Now he does have normal sized legs.
- [Nathan] Okay, so they're just right up, yeah.
- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like normally you see these
super geniuses in wheel chairs
and they just have shriveled bodies.
But no, he's just got like little arms and normal legs,
I think that's fun.
- [Nathan] He really wants his legs to sort
of wither away, which is why he's always sitting,
but he's got restless leg syndrome.
So, they're always moving and exercising on their own.
- [Caldwell] (laughs) 100% that.
He's got like a triangle down here.
- [Nathan] Yeah, get all the shapes.
- Gotta be, gotta be shapes,
lets get some like cubes over here.
Oh boy, any shapes?
I'm taking requests at this point.
- Can we get some cylinders?
- Oh, more cylinders?
- Yeah, some tubies.
Just some tubes going from one part
of the chair to another part of the chair.
- Absolutely.
So then kind of like that? - [Nathan] Yeah.
- Yes, oh boy.
Oh, I love shapes!
Fucking love shapes!
Alright, we should talk about what else we want
for this show.
Do we have a name for it, by the way?
- [Nathan] It was Punish Her.
- [Caldwell] Punish Her, yeah.
And that's the reveal, is that you think
that she's the Punish Her,
but it seems like she was being punished for something.
- Yeah. - Maybe she was
just a real asshole, I dunno.
It's like The Good Place, but like,
they just go to hell and it's fine.
- [Nathan] I think this is a good show for demons.
- [Caldwell] Yeah, oh, should this guy have horns?
Oh he should have cyber horns. - [Nathan] Okay.
- [Caldwell] Excuse me, oh my god,
I almost forgot his cyber horns.
- [Madagar] Oh yeah, some just like, loose circuitry traces.
That's always on a bullshit villain machine.
- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's just dangling here, it's like dude,
you gotta transform, or just dangling down there.
- [Nathan] It's like that's my dangle transformer.
It's for the dangling part.
- [Caldwell] That's an exposed wire, my man!
What are you doing?
- [Nathan] It's how he does his electric attacks.
- [Caldwell] I do want to give this thing dramatic shading,
but I understand that we probably need to move on.
- Probably. - Nathan, what are we thinking
for the final piece of this?
- [Nathan] We've got sort of an anti-hero,
we've got a big bad.
- [Caldwell] We need a Wormbow two.
- [Nathan] Yeah, there's the big bad,
but I think there needs to be a rotating cast of villains.
And so this is maybe a villain that
becomes an ally later on.
- [Caldwell] Oh yeah, this guy's definitely
got ally material all over him, just look at him.
I forgot to make his mouth wet.
(laughing)
- [Nathan] I was gonna say, Caldwell.
That mouths looking awfully dry for a villain.
- [Caldwell] Again, we've got like a
Todd McFarlane pastiche going on here.
We gotta have a wet mouth.
(slurping) - Deathany.
- Oh yeah. - Caldwell shut up.
Nathan's doing his wet mouth thing, go on!
(slurping) - Deathany
- Wetter, louder!
- I'm going to make you forget.
- Yes!
- It's so good!
- [Nathan] He's just always drinking milk.
He's just got constant milk voice.
- [Caldwell] Hold on, I gotta draw his milk tube.
Oh no, I didn't leave room for his milk tube!
- [Madagar] There's no room for milk tube.
- [Caldwell] You're right, I gotta finish up.
- [Nathan] Just one of those tubes is the milk tube.
- Absolutely.
I'm gonna draw Wormbow two, who is clearly trying
to avenge their brother, and or sister, Wormbow.
Or maybe probably this is the spawn of Wormbow.
- Yeah. - Like you leave the corpse
of Wormbow and then 'cause Wormbow is a worm,
they regenerate.
- [Nathan] Yeah, maybe Wormbow is just a recurring character
that always gets killed and then comes back later.
- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm gonna draw like the rough shape
of Wormbow, kind of like emerging from the corpse here.
- Yeah. - You wanna flesh
in the Wormbow?
- [Nathan] I would love to flesh in
the Wormbow, maybe if you could give me
just like sort of one feature. - [Caldwell] Okay.
- [Nathan] One detail on this Wormbow.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
One feature.
Torso. - Oh, torso face.
- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, how about that?
- [Nathan] Love a torso face.
- [Caldwell] We are still in hell, Nathan.
So that's kind of what I'm thinking.
- [Nathan] Yeah, we want this show to be sexy.
- [Caldwell] Sexy and weird, I think too.
- [Nathan] Okay, I can run with this.
- I'm ready to turn this over to you, if you are.
- Okay, I think all abs.
I think more abs.
- [Caldwell] Uh huh, how does this work?
Is it the anger of revenge that is powering Wormbow
into this new form?
Or did a body builder stop by and poke at this dead corpse,
and then they got sucked into Wormbow?
- [Nathan] Oh I like that a lot.
- [Caldwell] Okay.
Now Nathan. - [Nathan] Yeah?
- The one thing I feel like we are missing here.
We don't have any clowns. - Yeah.
Maybe Wormbow two is also a clown.
- [Caldwell] I like that, that makes sense to me.
- [Madagar] I've always loved the spooky,
scary, violent clown trope,
but it's like the ultimate dumb guy maneuver.
To be like, yo, what if the fool you all
considered dumb was super fucked up and jacked?
- [Caldwell] (laughs) There's a cut scene from
the first Batman movie where Jack Nicholson
takes off his shirt and he's just got
ripped pearly white abs.
Why are there no jacked clowns?
Madagar, I'd like to change my drawing.
I want a do over, I wanna draw jacked Ronald McDonald.
Can I do that instead please?
- [Madagar] For legal and moral reasons,
I'm just gonna put the kibosh in that.
- [Caldwell] Alright, I'll hold onto that for another time.
Is Wormbow betraying them?
- [Nathan] Yeah, Wormbow's in it for himself.
- [Caldwell] Oh shit.
Amnesia's like, Wormbow, no!
- [Nathan] And Wormbows like, I don't even remember
who you are.
- [Caldwell] Ah, my powers are backfiring!
- [Madagar] I'm sorry, what was Wormbows accent?
- I don't even remember
who you are! (laughter)
I'm Wormbow, boop boop a doop.
- [Caldwell] Oobaladoop!
Ah, Wormbow two.
- [Nathan] I think we're pretty good.
I think this is a very good thing that we've made.
- [Caldwell] I think the demons are really gonna love it,
it's got everything they like.
- [Nathan] Yeah, I hope it's not too pander-ey.
- [Caldwell] Now, there's a chance that
the anti-hero might become a normal hero
and I think that's gonna lose us points.
So we need to make sure that at least once an episode,
Deathany does do something just dastardly
and irreprehensible.
- Oh, oh, can she say fuck?
- Oh absolutely.
- Deathany says fuck.
- [Madagar] Yes!
- [Caldwell] Hold on, I think that maybe, we'll do a
different opening every time and it will
end with her saying fuck to a different child.
What's even better, is when they say fuck
directed at a person of authority.
- Yeah! - If it was like,
fuck the comptrollers.
All comptrollers.
- [Madagar] In this scenario, the government
is after Deathany for some kind of budgetary reason?
- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Madagar, what's the status of the Crimson Flame?
- [Madagar] Oh it is alit, my friend.
- [Caldwell] Oh yeah?
- [Nathan] We summoning Cartoon-o-tron?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brussles, kale, nappa, bok choy, arise Cartoon-o-tron!
And give us your animated splendor.
- Honk, honk, I am a clown today.
- Ah!
- Do you like my big squishy red nose?
- Oh. - Touch my nose, Nathan.
- No, I don't wanna. - Touch my nose.
- Okay.
- If you don't touch my nose,
I will put a rubber chicken inside your stomach.
- Okay, okay-- - Wait, wait, wait.
Can you make a balloon into kind of just a shitty shape
and claim it's an animal of some kind?
- Of course, let me poop one out real quick.
Huh, huh, huh, huh.
- Oh wow, it's like a giraffe if you were an idiot.
(laughter) - And I am one.
- That was my intention.
It was not supposed to be a sword, definitely not.
Anyway, did you have a cartoon or something for me?
- Yes, Cartoon-o-tron, here's a drawing.
Please do your best with this.
- Put it in my painted mouth.
- [Nathan] There it goes.
- Honk, honk, let's do this.
(metal music)
- I'm shutting the circus the fuck down.
(mumbling)
- Feels like I've been murdering these freaks
for as long as I can remember.
But I don't know why.
Memory can be a real fucking shit bag.
- Mmm, well done, Deathany.
Your body is strong, but your mind is still weak.
- Who the shit are you, fuck ass?
- I am Amnesia, the Forget Master!
Also the architect of the mental prison
in which you currently find yourself.
- Ain't that just an ass in my shit.
Also, who the crap are you?
- I'm Amnesia, the Forget Master.
- Shut the cock up and tell me who the fuck you are.
- Okay, you know what, I see what's going on.
I don't really have a way to turn my powers off.
- That'll teach you to be a shittin' crap and sucks.
Fuck.
Why do these worms have abs?
- Wow, so that was the grim, dark, ultra violent
fantasy world of The Punish Her.
Managar, what do we think?
- Well, it was kind of amazing.
The challenge was to just, you know,
whatever you guys got and it turns out
what you guys got was half remembered
comic book tropes from when you guys were 14.
So, neat. - [Both] Yeah.
(laughs)
- But here's the shocking thing, is you guys nailed it.
- Whoa! - Everyone is so hyped,
and jacked, and ready to party.
And you've set us back for months!
- Oh, no! - Because now we can't get
anyone to settled down.
Nap time is just a cluster fuck.
- Dang. - Oh boy.
- I mean, you did too good.
You fucked it up.
- I hate it when we try to make a cartoon,
but accidentally inspire an
entire populus to better themselves.
- You guys did a great job
considering the lack of constraints.
But unfortunately, due to the catastrophic effects
of your creation, you will have to be punished.
For the next week, you both have to deliver
a dark brooding monologue while termites eat your feet.
- Oh. - Okay.
- I guess we should start monologuing huh?
- Yeah.
Fuck, I say.
(laughter) Fuck I say, to everyone.
- As the termites made their way
out my pee pee hole, I thought,
will I ever see my wife again?
Probably not, because we're in cartoon hell.
And we're here forever.
Fuck.
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