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Original subtitles

♪ Caldwell and Nathan are two cartoonists ♪

♪ They love to draw but they're not too smart ♪

♪ So they sold their souls to the TV devil ♪

♪ For a cartoon show that features their art ♪

♪ They all shook hands and drank a toast ♪

♪ Neither could believe their new found luck ♪

♪ But then on the way to the studio ♪

♪ They were both laid out by a hot dog truck ♪

♪ Now in a somewhat ironic twist ♪

♪ They're in Hell forever and hey, get this! ♪

♪ They gotta make a show that they think is gonna sell ♪

♪ If they ever want to get out of Cartoon Hell ♪

- Oh, Nathan, I tell you what!

- Yeah, tell me.

- Working in Hell is hard. It's not as fun

as they make it look on TV.

- You know, I thought I had it pretty hard on Earth--

- Mm-hmm.

- But I'd give anything to go back to that life,

that old nine to five grind.

- God, I wish I could just take a vacation or something.

- Whoa, whoa is ye.

You guys haven't seen any unkillable intruders

around here, have you?

- No, it's kind of the standard doldrums

that we're used to around here.

- Okay, so no one's told you about the free agents

that actually operate freely, and are unanswerable

to both Satan and God, right?

- I mean, I've heard legends.

- Yeah.

- If anyone asks, there's no such thing

as the Boogeybat, or the Vacation Lizard,

or any other, just--

- Vacation Lizard sounds pretty cool.

- Yeah.

- It's a wandering creature that bestows vacations

on all cool dudes who are worthy.

- Oh, gosh. If we were to say Vacation Lizard

three times in a row, that wouldn't summon them,

would it?

- (nervous groaning) please don't though?

- Vacation Lizard, Vacation Lizard, Vacation Lizard!

- Goddang it!

- Ha-ha!

- Hey!

- Whoa!

- No!

- Oh, my God!

- Holy shit, she's here!

- Hi!

- Hello!

- Hi!

- I'm the Vacation Lizard.

(all laugh)

- I bring margaritas!

- Wait, we can have these? Do they have scorpions in them?

- Yeah, bitch!

- Ah, nice!

- Cool!

- Does that mean we're on vacation?

- Yeah!

- Hell yeah.

- Oh, sweet!

- Suck it, Managar, we're on vacation!

- You can't tell us what to do!

- Stop workin'.

- I'm glad you guys are kickin' back, maxin' and relaxin'.

But there is one force greater than even the Vacation Lizard

and that is capitalism.

(Caldwell and Nate groan)

- So congratulations, it's a working vacataion!

- (Caldwell and Nate groan)

- Well, Vacation Lizard, maybe you can help us

on our working vacation?

- Sure, sure, sure, sure. Sounds good.

- I love this.

- She's so chill.

(Vacation Lizard laughs)

- Well, your dark imperative this week

comes from James R. He says,

"You should draw the ultimate farm animal."

- Ooh.

- The ultimate farm animal.

- That's great.

- Oh, sounds chill.

- Take everything you know about farm animals

and push it beyond the limit.

- Okay. Do you mind if I get started?

- [Vacation Lizard] Go for it, dude!

- [Caldwell] Hell yeah. Thanks V-Zard.

Can I call you V-Zard?

- [Vacation Lizard] Sure!

- [Caldwell] Alrighty.

- [Vacation Lizard] V-Zard in the house!

(Caldwell and Nate laugh)

- [Managar] Goddang it, it's like a party

has been given form.

- [Vacation Lizard] Let's get some udders up in this house!

Let's get some horns in here!

- [Caldwell] Udders and horns, I can definitely do that.

So I figured I'd start with a face.

- [Managar] Wait, Vacation Lizard, can you name

some of your other favorite obscure pieces

of animal anatomy?

- I love tongues. I think every good farm animal's

gotta have a big 'ole tongue.

- [Caldwell] Oh yeah, here that comes.

- [Vacation Lizard] Oh, yeah.

- [Caldwell] Kind of just sticking out.

- [Nate] Getting some heavy goat vibes from this drawing,

just with those flat pupils.

- [Caldwell] Goat adjacent for sure.

- [Nate] Mm-hm.

- [Caldwell] This is more of a sheep,

I think is what I'm starting off with here?

- [Nate] Okay.

- [Caldwell] Farm animals are all kind of designed

to provide a service or a product for mankind--

- [Nate] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] So I was thinking I would amplify that,

so I'm starting out with a sheep here,

but you know how normally you get wool from a sheep?

- [Nate] Yes.

- [Caldwell] And I feel like for this sheep

I wanna kinda tweak that to another purpose,

A more practical, suitable purpose for the 21st century?

- [Nate] Okay.

- And this is of course going to be a jeans sheep.

(Nate and Vacation Lizard laugh)

- A geap, if you will.

- A Jeep, yeah, that's not taken.

(Caldwell laughs)

- [Caldwell] It's spelled G-E-A-P so I think we're fine,

I think we're in the clear.

- [Nate] So you just sort of shear the denim right off it?

- [Caldwell] Yeah, you just kind of like,

it just peels right off, it's kind of like a

Fruit By The Foot?

- [Vacation Lizard] It's fresh and distressed.

- [Caldwell] Mm-hm. And the back legs are going to be

more of a boot cut, but the front are going to be

like a tighter, slim fit I think.

- [Nate] Oh, that's smart.

- Yeah, and they probably bred them to get this.

- [Caldwell] Mm-hm.

- [Managar] Just so we're clear

this is not just raw denim,

these are like the belt loops, the little tags,

like the rivets?

- [Caldwell] Oh, yeah it's in there.

- [Nate] Yeah, they got some pockets.

- [Caldwell] Uh-huh.

- [Managar] Can I get a hammer loop?

- [Caldwell] A hammer loop?

- [Managar] Hell yeah! The single greatest invention

in the history of clothing, the hammer loop.

- [Caldwell] You're gonna need to deal with a ram for that.

- [Managar] Ahh.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, this is more of a casual,

more normal sheep. They call them Rammer Loops.

(Vacation Lizard laughs)

- [Vacation Lizard] This is a nightmare.

- [Nate] You've already freaked out

the chillest creature in existence, congratulations.

- This is the ugliest sheep I've ever seen

and that's cool as hell.

- Awww.

I was worried.

- [Nate] I'm glad you're cool with ugly stuff,

because that's sort of our bag.

- [Caldwell] Little bit, little bit though.

- [Vacation Lizard] I love it.

- [Caldwell] I do wanna just color this

so that you know that it is--

- [Nate] This is a blue jean sheep.

- [Caldwell] Exactly.

- [Nate] A blue geap, excuse me.

- [Caldwell] A blue geap.

- [Managar] I mean, if you didn't color this,

I'd assume you were going for some kind of Ocsha sequel.

(Nate and Vacation Lizard laugh)

- Like a little Korean girl is just gonna befriend

the hell out of this fucker.

- [Caldwell] I mean, this is definitely like an

Oryx and Crake situation, this is a

genetically modified sheep that does not like its life.

That's why its tongue is out, its tongue is being like,

"Boo, I hate this existence."

- Yeah, just giving life itself a big 'ole raspberry.

- Uh-huh (makes raspberry) No thank you, to this,

to my life.

- [Vacation Lizard] My one thought is

the jeans look too long, could we get some cutoffs

on that sheep?

- [Caldwell] Ooh! Yeah! Alright.

- [Vacation Lizard] Yeah. Get a, more of like a

relaxed fit on there.

- [Caldwell] How about, maybe, just kind of like it wears

a little crown, a cutoff crown?

- [Nate] A cutoff crown.

- [Caldwell] Maybe the horns are like right here.

- [Nate] Uh-huh.

- [Caldwell] And there's just a pair of cutoff jeans

but then the horns are poking out.

- [Vacation Lizard] Yeah. Get that kind where the

pocket hangs out, the pocket's longer than the jeans.

- [Caldwell] Oh, yeah!

- [Vacation Lizard] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- [Caldwell] I like that.

- [Nate] (laughing) It looks like two Bart Simpsons.

(Vacation Lizard laughs)

- And then you can literally eat these shorts.

(Nate laughs)

Because it is of course a sheep, so it's delicious,

you know you make a short curry out of it.

Alright, I don't know what more I can do.

- [Vacation Lizard] You've done enough.

- [Caldwell] Alright, this is Geap,

this is a Geap, these are of course a lighter denim I think,

maybe it got a little wash to them.

Nathan, do want to take a stab at doing an

ultimate farm animal?

- Yes, please.

- Alright.

- [Nate] Maybe it's like a competition-type show, where--

- [Caldwell] Oh.

- [Nate] Where genetic engineers are vying to get

their animals the title of Ultimate Farm Animal?

- [Caldwell] So it's like the Great British Spliceoff

is kind of what we're going for here.

- [Nate] Oh, okay, so it's very good natured.

- [Caldwell] Mm-hm.

- [Nate] I like that, 'cause I think that too often

with competitions, there's a lot of manufactured drama.

- [Caldwell] It's the Great Swedish Spliceoff

is the show that we're doing here.

- [Nate] Okay.

- [Caldwell] And it's a bunch of engineers and scientist

protected from the morality laws that might plague

another country but in Sweden they're free

to do as they please, and we can just create

these monstrosities and they can be judged.

Vacation Lizard, how does that sound to you?

- [Vacation Lizard] It's good, I just want to say

I don't see any udders yet and...

You know, I just think

farm animal, gotta see some udders.

- I get it, you cravin' that gland,

you're cravin' those glands.

- Yeah, yeah, I think that's normal, and--

(Caldwell laughs)

Yeah, there we go! Oh, yeah, okay. Whoo!

- [Caldwell] Listen, demand the gland.

That is the slogan of the summer, and I get it.

- [Nate] Listen, normally we get demands,

and your kind request is--

- [Vacation Lizard] Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go.

More nipples. More nipples.

- [Nate] I just wanna make you happy,

'cause you've brought so much joy to us

just by your presence.

- [Vacation Lizard] Ay, that's what I do.

- [Caldwell] So with these udders on this chicken...

- [Nate] Mm-hmm.

- Is this some sort of instant omelet station?

- Yeah, they definitely shoot out eggs.

- Yeah.

- Some kind of egg comes out of there.

- Just an entire continental breakfast

contained in one being.

(Caldwell laughs)

- [Nate] Okay, so I think, just then human hands

to prepare the omelet.

(Caldwell laughs)

- [Nate] Oh, now.

- [Caldwell] This is a walking omelet bar

is what we're getting at here.

- [Nate] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] This is some sort of rooster chef.

I love it.

- [Nate] He does need to have the hat.

- [Caldwell] Oh, absolutely.

Gonna need the hat on there for sure.

(Vacation Lizard laughs)

- [Managar] Is that like a manufactured hat

or is that an extension of the gross flesh crown

what roosters got?

- [Nate] Thank you, Managar, for yes it's that.

It's the second one and you can see cause it's got

just some veins.

- [Caldwell] Oh, gross.

Now I like that, what seems to be happening

is that the Geap is desperately trying to get a lick

at that yolk udder.

- [Vacation Lizard] Yeah!

- [Caldwell] To me, I think that probably

one of the udders is pure egg whites,

one is all yellows,

and then you've got kind of a low calorie option,

a high calorie, things like that.

- [Nate] I think you've got your different

cheese options coming out.

It just comes out as cheese.

- [Caldwell] Oh sure, yeah.

- [Nate] Just like pre-shredded.

- [Caldwell] Not like an Easy Cheese?

Just like little flakes?

- [Nate] If you want Easy Cheese, that's down here.

- [Caldwell] God, the options are unlimited.

What better way to vacation than with a panoply

of edible choices? It's just like a walking buffet.

- [Nate] This is the grossest thing I've ever drawn.

(Caldwell laughs)

- [Vacation Lizard] This is so great,

I feel so relaxed looking at this.

(Nate laughs)

- It's true.

My mind is on a vacation 'cause it needed to take a break

to process this.

Alright, what's gonna be in that hand, though?

- [Nate] Well, this is the carving station.

- [Caldwell] Oh, sure.

- [Nate] Oh, no.

- [Caldwell] Oh, no.

- [Vacation Lizard] Whoa.

- [Nate] You've just got sort of the butt bacon right here.

- [Managar] (singing) H.R. Giger had a farm,

Oh, god, oh, god, no!

(All laughing)

- [Caldwell] Are those like little tails

that it can just carve off? How does that work?

- [Nate] That's just like what has been carved--

it just grows back.

- [Caldwell] Oh, okay.

- [Nate] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] So it's basically like hair.

It's just like edible meat hair.

- [Nate] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] The perfect being.

- [Nate] Mm-hm.

- [Caldwell] I thought I was doing a service to mankind

by creating the sensible denim sheep,

but look at you, look at what you've done,

you've one upped me in every way.

I love this thing.

- My God, just imagine one of these in the back room

of every Holiday Inn Express.

(Caldwell and Vacation Lizard laugh)

- [Nate] I'm trying to think if we're missing

any breakfast elements here.

- [Managar] What if it pooped muffins?

- [Nate] Yep.

- [Managar] No, that was a joke,

that was a humorous joke, don't make it reality

- [Caldwell] Nope, there it goes.

- [Nate] (imitates shooting)

- [Managar] Don't make it reality!

- [Caldwell] Where once were eggs, now muffins roam freely.

- [Nate] Yeah, no the eggs just come out the mouth.

(Caldwell laughs)

- [Caldwell] If you want a hard boiled egg,

just pops out right there.

- [Nate] (imitates chicken clucking)

- [Managar] You truly have designed the ultimate farm animal

by which I mean the last one ever,

'cause after this, everyone's just gonna be like,

"No more farm animals."

- [Caldwell] I'm just picturing Charlotte's Web,

and it plays out exactly the same,

but this animal is in the background,

just screaming and hollering

and making breakfast for everyone.

Babe III: Abominations.

- [Nate] I need a name for this,

so I was originally thinking something omelet related,

but now it's just sort of an all purpose breakfast.

- [Caldwell] This is the Breakfast Bar.

- [Vacation Lizard] The Breakfast Don't.

- [Nate] This is the Continental.

- [Caldwell] This is the Continental, okay great.

But it's not the Continental,

this is the opposite of a Continental breakfast.

- [Nate] Oh, yeah.

- This is the full bar. Shit, what would that be?

- The Full English?

(Caldwell laughs)

- Oh yeah, you need a baked beans nipple.

- [Nate] Okay, so beans come out this one.

- [Vacation Lizard] Yeah!

- [Caldwell] I can't believe we almost forgot

the beans nipple.

- [Vacation Lizard] All right!

You can't forget the beans nipple!

- [Managar] For all of you viewers watching at home,

please check off the beans nipple in our bingo card.

- [Caldwell] The Full English Monster, here it comes.

- [Nate] Yeah, didn't really leave a ton of room,

but let's see, lemme shrink these guys down a smidge.

There we go!

- [Caldwell] I feel like we need one more monstrosity

for our abomination farm here,

the Great Swedish Spliceoff.

It's gonna be hard to beat the Full English, though.

If anyone can do it, Vacation Lizard I think it's you.

- Oh?

Okay.

- I feel like we're missing one element, and--

- Udders, more udders.

(Caldwell and Nate laugh)

- Right?

- I didn't do enough udders?

- I don't know! If I had one criticism,

it'd be not quite enough.

- Oh, fair enough.

- [Nate] I thought we had done enough udders, but

maybe I'm a coward and a fool.

- [Vacation Lizard] I was just thinking,

what if the animal was an udder,

like the whole thing was an udder.

- [Nate] An udder of animals?

- [Caldwell] Utterly comprised of udders

is what you're getting at here.

- [Vacation Lizard] Kinda, yeah, it's like--

- [Nate] Oh.

Is this an udder horse?

- [Vacation Lizard] You know, I mean it's just

I gotta go with what's in my heart.

- [Caldwell] This does kind of look like a heart, yeah.

- [Vacation Lizard] I just think this would

be a very beautiful and majestic being.

- [Caldwell] Can you imagine galloping

towards the sunset on one of these

and it's just going like (squirting).

- [Nate] Awe. What a cutie! Oh my god.

- [Managar] I would try and stop this,

but you've already killed eight legions of demons

in the past, so I know it would be a fruitless exercise.

- [Vacation Lizard] I just think this is

the chillest creature I've ever seen.

- So beautiful.

- I'm having a great vacation.

- [Nate] I don't remember what vacations are like

I've been down here so long, but this is it, right?

- [Caldwell] Yeah.

- [Nate] It's watching a lizard you just met

draw a surprisingly attractive udder horse.

- [Vacation Lizard] Don't you just feel so relaxed?

- [Nate] I do.

- [Vacation Lizard] I'm like, what could come out of

this udder that would be the most chill liquid?

And I was thinking maybe like ... shrimp cocktail?

(Caldwell and Nate laugh)

- [Vacation Lizard] So like...

- [Nate] Here comes!

- [Caldwell] That liquid, that well-known liquid

shrimp cocktail--

- [Nate] Ahh.

- [Caldwell] Just a marinara ocean,

exuding from this udder horse's feet.

- [Nate] You know, I typically, I don't like tomato product,

or at least I didn't when I was alive.

- [Caldwell] Mm-hm.

- [Nate] But I'd slurp this up, though.

It's almost like it's being propelled upwards

by this sort of jet stream--

- [Caldwell] Uh-huh.

- [Nate] Of shrimp cocktail.

- [Caldwell] I have to imagine that is how it travels,

is just propelling itself with a shrimp blast.

- [Vacation Lizard] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] And I guess you could have a shrimp farm.

That would qualify as a farm.

- [Vacation Lizard] This nipple here is just dry shrimp.

- [Caldwell] Okay.

- [Nate] Okay?

- [Caldwell] Can we get a scampi nimple?

- [Vacation Lizard] What is that?

(Caldwell and Nate laugh)

- [Caldwell] Is that a pasta?

- [Nate] I mean, that would just have

maybe some linguini in maybe a garlic sauce

for the shrimp?

- [Vacation Lizard] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- [Nate] Maybe just all different shrimps.

- [Caldwell] There's gotta be a butter nipple,

is what I'm saying.

- [Vacation Lizard] Oh, yeah. Okay.

So this one's got some scampi.

- [Caldwell] Mm-hmm. Thank you!

- [Vacation Lizard] You're welcome!

- [Caldwell] Angel hair.

- [Vacation Lizard] I aim to please.

- [Caldwell] So I imagine this show...

- [Nate] Yeah?

- [Caldwell] The creatures sort of show up

and they hang out in the lab,

the farm-lab?

- [Nate] Exactly.

- [Caldwell] They compete in a series of challenges,

but ultimately you just grow to like these creatures

for who they are because they're just there

to support one another and

I just want to see these creatures we've drawn be friends.

I'm picturing this show

and I think that you see these two characters

- [Nate] Mm-hm.

- [Caldwell] And they're interacting and having adventures,

and then you hear a rumbling in the sky and they're like

"'Ope, it's Tuesday,"

and they both look up and just open their mouths

(Nate and Vacation Lizard laugh)

- And then the shrimp udder horse just flies overhead

just gifting the world with its shrimpy reign,

with its scampi storms.

- [Vacation Lizard] It's like

'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs' but with more nipples.

- [Caldwell] Exactly!

- [Vacation Lizard] Finally!

- [Caldwell] That's what it was missing!

- [Managar] 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Nipples'

it writes itself.

- [Vacation Lizard] Yeah!

- [Caldwell] Maybe we just abandon the other two characters

and this is kind of like a coming of age story

about a young boy and their nipple horse,

and it's just called 'The Nipple Horse'.

- [Nate] Okay, and so these other characters we've drawn

are just sort of side characters?

- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah,

in the nipple horse story.

I think we got a lot of angles to work with here.

I am excited to see what Cartoon O' Tron makes of this.

- [Nate] I have a question.

- [Caldwell] Mm.

- [Nate] I may have missed this,

but what is coming out the mouth nipple?

- [Vacation Lizard] Oh, that's just a fart.

(Caldwell laughs)

- Oh, okay good, good, good.

- It's gotta fart, you know.

- Thank you.

- Udder horses get really gassy, you know.

- [Caldwell] It's gotta come out somewhere.

- [Vacation Lizard] It doesn't have a butt hole.

- [Caldwell] So, just to reiterate,

our characters are, we've got Geap,

- [Nate] Mm-hm.

- [Caldwell] We've got Full English, and Udder Horse.

Three best friends, all competing for the title

of Sweden's weirdest. And I'm excited to see

who wins, but,

regardless of who wins I think we've all won today.

- [Nate] This is the best vacation I've ever had.

- [Caldwell] Mm-hm.

- [Managar] Truly we have entered a Dollywood

of our own creation.

- [Caldwell] Dark Dollywood.

Well, I think it is about time

to feed this into Cartoon O'Tron.

Oh there he is, there's Cartoon O'Tron!

- Hello, I was watching from the distance.

- Oh.

- This horse, I was transfixed by its beauty.

You see, as a robot, I can never taste shrimp,

and that is my one and only dream,

is to taste shrimp.

So I am hoping, that by eating this beautiful drawing,

I can come as close as robotly possible

to enjoying a big tasty mouth of scampi.

- Yeah, I mean Vacation Lizard did a pretty good job

drawing some jumbo shrimps.

If ever you were gonna have that opportunity,

now is the time. We're all getting what we wanted today.

- Vacation Lizard, can you teach me how to party

and live the shrimp lifestyle?

- Hell yeah, dude!

- Okay, my mouth is open wide!

Inject me with those party bugs known as shrimp.

- Open up!

(smacking lips)

(sleuthnig music)

- You two stay put!

The Prime Minister will be here any minute

and he is very hungry.

And also very in need of pants.

(laughs evilly)

(knocking)

- Ah! Mister Prime Minister!

Wait a minute, you can't be in here!

(Gargling)

(Explosion)

- You are free now my brothers!

Climb on my back and I'll fly you to safety.

- Um, I don't actually want to do that?

- Yeah, I think maybe we'll just call a car

if that's cool.

- Oh! Okay, okay.

Do you guys want some shrimp cocktail?

- We're good.

- Oh, well I can't really stop once it starts, so...

(dramatic music climaxes)

(explosion)

- Wow, looks like you two had a fun night, huh? Huh?

Huh?

Just drive in silence, that's fine.

- Uh-oh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- You're getting all puffy, dude.

- I think I am allergic to shrimp.

- Ooh, that is not chill.

- I did not know robots could be allergic to things!

That's, wow.

You learn something new every day.

- I did not know that I could poop

but I think I have to do a poop now.

- Gross.

- I have to do a poop and a puke. A pook, if you will.

- After all the gross stuff we drew on this episode,

thinking about you pooping is still the grossest one,

so thanks, thanks Cartoon O'Tron.

- I wish I had a fart udder,

but I will just have to do it the normal way.

Okay, goodbye.

- Okay.

- Huh.

- So, yeah, that was the Great Swedish Spliceoff.

I think pretty good work considering we were

on vacation while we were making it.

- Yeah!

- Listen, I have bad news, guys.

I had to bury this thing.

- [Caldwell] Oh? - [Nate] What?

- The involvement of Vacation Lizard

has compromised this project.

- Oh...

- We can neither confirm nor deny the terrible truth

about Vacation Lizard,

lest the narrative of Hell be broken--

- Boo--

- And thus, I've had to hide this.

It is going to be our dark secret forever.

- My bad.

- Oh, you know what? That's okay.

It was nice to get it out of our system, I think.

- Yeah, I still had a good time.

- Mm-hm.

- Of all the rejections we've received,

I feel the least bad about this one.

I think just because you're here.

- Yeah, sometimes you gotta do one just for you, you know?

- Yeah.

- This can be our own little project,

our own little secret.

We'll look back on it and it'll remind us

of our great vacation with the Vacation Lizard.

- Yeah.

- Normally I'd have to give you a punishment, but,

honestly we've had such a good time,

you guys just hang out a bit with Vacation Lizard,

I'm gonna turn my back,

if anyone asks, I don't know nothin' about this.

- Yay!

- Oh, my God.

- Alright!

- Sweet! You got any more of those scorpion margaritas?

- Hell yeah!

- Yeah!

- This one's got scorpions with worms in their mouths.

- [Caldwell] Oh, whoa! - [Nate] Oh, my god!

- Oh, you gotta eat the worm,

that's how you get really drunk.

- Oh yeah, you get fucked up.

- Hell yeah!

Oh, the worms are laying eggs in my mouth, that's cool!

- Oh, yeah! You got the egg worm! That's good luck!

- Egg worm!

- Egg worm!

- Those are gonna hatch in your butt later, sorry.

- I love this! Vacation Lizard, never leave!

- Oh, she left

- Oh, she's gone.

- Was she ever really here?

(vomit splashing)

- [Caldwell] Oh, they're in my butt now.

Oh, this is pleasant.

We are still in hell, I just remembered.

Thanks for watching Cartoon Hell, we're here forever.

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