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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,800 We have all of our crew back here again. 2 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,800 You folks already know John. 3 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,300 This is my lovely girlfriend, Jennifer right there holding the gun. 4 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:45,800 Thank you very much, baby. 5 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,800 My sister Courtney. 6 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,800 Michelle. 7 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:56,300 And the man of the hour, Tony. 8 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,800 Alright guys. For today's episode of Truth or Dare... 9 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,800 We are going to play a slightly altered version of Russian Roulette. 10 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,300 We were going to play it the old-fashioned way... 11 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:07,300 But Tony backed out because he doesn't have the balls to aim the gun at himself. 12 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,800 So I volunteered to shoot him. 13 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,300 Real funny. 14 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:12,800 Tony, stand still. 15 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,300 Dude, its easy for you to say. You're not the one looking down the barrel of a fucking gun, dude! 16 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:19,800 Come on, stop it. If I keep laughing then I am going to lose aim. 17 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,800 And then we are just going to take it all over again. 18 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,800 Yeah, you guys. Quit laughing. Quit making her laugh. 19 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,300 I'm serious, shut the fuck up right now! 20 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:32,300 Jen, could you just point that thing off to the side a little bit more, up higher? 21 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,800 I explained this to you already. We don't aim it right, it won't look real. 22 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,800 If it doesn't look real, we're gonna lose audience. 23 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,800 He's right. I just have to aim it at your face. 24 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:46,800 John, you know what. We should do that, that, that, vampire idea of Ray's. 25 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,800 That one is so good. Remember, you loved it. 26 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,300 You were laughing about it for like 20 minutes in the car the other night. 27 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:54,300 Plus, that vampire stuff is so hot right now, dude. Please! 28 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:57,800 No. I definitely think we need to do this one. This one is going to guarantee the greatest number of views. 29 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,800 Tony, you gotta remember, more views equal more money. 30 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,300 And besides, I'm kind of enjoying watching you squirm a little bit. 31 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,800 Could you not fucking point that thing at me when I'm talking to them? 32 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,800 Come on! We're going through with this. 33 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,800 I'm not going to ask you again. Stand still. 34 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,800 Jen, I can't do this. Look at me right now, please. I am not ready for this. 35 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:23,300 I'm begging you, stop! Please! 36 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,800 Fine. 37 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,800 Thank you. 38 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,800 I'm gonna give you until the count of three. One. 39 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,800 Whoa, wait! Are you firing on three or right after? 40 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,800 Two. 41 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,800 I'm asking you a question, Jen! 42 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,800 Three! 43 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:49,800 I don't know what happened! 44 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,800 *Various News Anchor Dialogue * 45 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,800 The newest video from the Truth or Daredevils... 46 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,800 My children should not be watching people dying. 47 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,800 Currently making rounds, on the talk show circuit, discussing their controversial video. 48 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,800 Young college student. 49 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:16,800 So please give an extra warm welcome to the multi-talented members of the Truth or Daredevils! 50 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:21,800 Now, it's been a couple of weeks since you uploaded the video that shocked the world... 51 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:26,800 And catapulted you guys into superstardom. 52 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:32,800 So this latest video is more violent and it's really different in tone from the others. 53 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,300 Well, Jen and I wanted to produce a video that we could get a couple thousand views. 54 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:40,800 I said, "Heck yeah let's do it!" 55 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,800 And you know Jen, she's a really good girl. 56 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:49,300 My lawyer kept telling me they couldn't convict me without finding a body, but you never know. 57 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:52,300 Wow. 58 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaking of missing bodies, I have one last guest for us today. 59 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:01,800 Please help me welcome, Tony! 60 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:09,800 I'm alive! Who knew? 61 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:15,300 Okay, Tony. Obviously we know that you were not killed, or actually even shot, so where were you? 62 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:20,300 Just laying low, drinking beer, living the dream. 63 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:24,300 Bobbi, it's just nice to know that I'm important, you know. 64 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:26,800 And it's just nice to know that everyone else is starting to realize that too. 65 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,800 Keep it alive, because I am going to open the floor for questions. 66 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:34,800 Okay! Good. Because I've got a question! 67 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,300 I've been sending messages for like weeks, like Facebook and Twitter. 68 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:46,300 And like, Jen, I sent you a letter. Why don't you respond to your fans? 69 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:50,800 If we answered every email, we'd never leave the house. 70 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,300 You're funny. 71 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:57,800 Don't laugh at me! 72 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:02,800 Look, I've supported you guys since the very, very beginning, okay. 73 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:12,800 I want to be a member of the Truth or Daredevils. I'm not going to back out on dares like Tony does. 74 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:19,800 I can follow the rules, I should be a member, you know, I'm your guy, I'm your guy... 75 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,800 Okay, now I can join then, right? 76 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,300 Hey buddy, you know the rules! 77 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:26,800 Wait, no! I want to be on TV! I want to be on TV! I want to be a member of the group! 78 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,300 Get him out of here! 79 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:32,300 Put me in the next video! 80 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:34,300 What can we expect to see in your next video? 81 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,800 Well, we don't want to give away in spoilers, but what we can tell you... 82 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,300 Is that you'll have another new video before the end of the week. 83 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,300 And that its gonna rock! 84 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:48,800 More me! 85 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,800 I'm with the group! I'm with the group! 86 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,300 Quit your whining or I'll do more than just kick your ass out of this studio. 87 00:05:57,300 --> 00:06:35,800 Freaking pathetic! 88 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,300 I don't know, man. I mean, there is no sign of civilization for miles. 89 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,300 I mean, why would you buy property in the middle of nowhere? 90 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,800 This place was a bargain. You know what? This is my house and I'm a homeowner at 27. 91 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,800 How many people can say that? 92 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:51,800 Oh. We've been having some issues with the plumbing, so if you need to use the restroom... 93 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,800 You're probably going to have to pop a squat outside. 94 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,300 The uh, plumbers will be here in the morning. 95 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,300 I'm glad you spent so much money on the place. 96 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:01,300 You may not like it, but I do. And it's mine, understand? 97 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:04,300 I'm glad you like it, because you're going to be living out here for a very long time. 98 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:08,300 I mean, you're never going to be sell it for anything. Who the fuck would want to live out in the middle of nowhere? 99 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:12,800 Hey, as long as John-boy keeps this place stocked with booze, who gives a shit? 100 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,800 Anyway, I figure we'll shoot the next video in the new setup. You guys are going to love it. 101 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,800 Sounds good to me, baby 102 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,800 New setup? 103 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,800 You'll see. 104 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,300 So. Hope you guys all remembered to bring your pajamas. 105 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,300 I assumed you figured something out, Courtney. 106 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:29,800 Oh yes, I have something great to wear. 107 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,300 We have ours. 108 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:36,800 Well, I brought mine but Tony didn't have any because he likes to sleep naked. 109 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,800 Oops. 110 00:07:37,800 --> 00:08:43,800 Alright. We're gonna go change. 111 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Lights and props are already down there. Grab my laptop. 112 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,800 So. What do you think? 113 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,800 Oh, dude this is awesome. John, you are a genious, man! 114 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,800 Babe, why didn't you tell me about this? 115 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,800 This is not what I was expecting 116 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,800 Me neither, what's the point of this exactly? 117 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:15,300 It's for our new video. I just wanted a place we can film, uninterrupted. 118 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:18,800 Well, plus a few of the fans wrote some detailed letters about how they didn't like the background. 119 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:23,800 They uh, it wasn't quite in those words, they kept calling it gay and kept calling Tony a fag. 120 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:24,800 Hey! 121 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:25,800 Not my words. 122 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,800 And, this is the best you could come up with? 123 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,800 Look, if fans don't like it, we'll change it for the next video. 124 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,300 Well, fucking-A, let's rage! 125 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,800 We have work to do. Remember, Tony? 126 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:41,800 Uh, is that a fucking revolver on the table? You guys, I thought we were done with the guns. 127 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:48,800 It's Russian Roulette, round 2. Only this time, we're gonna play the right way. No backing out of this video. 128 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,800 Well, the last time didn't count. 129 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,800 And why is that? 130 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,800 Because I didn't have any booze in my system. 131 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,800 Yeah, that's definitely a first. 132 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,800 Too bad I won't be able to shoot you in the face this time. 133 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:03,300 Well yeah, I went last time so, someone else is going this time, I'm looking at Ray. 134 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:09,800 Sorry, our fans enjoy seeing you get shot. We have to give them what they want. 135 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,800 Fine. Well, how are we even going to do this? 136 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,300 The gun has a blank in it. So it'll look like we're playing for real. 137 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:20,800 And give us something to show to the camera. Just don't press it close to your head. 138 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:25,800 Wait, wait a minute. You said blank. I mean, isn't the point of a blank is that it shoots, nothing? 139 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:29,800 A blank still has gunpowder in it, Tony. How do you think it makes the noise, and the flash? 140 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,800 Cool. 141 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,800 Alright, alright. Enough chit chat. Let's get this thing going. 142 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,800 John, should we plan this out a little bit better? I don't know, it just.. 143 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,800 We didn't plan the first one and it worked out well. 144 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,800 Look, let's just upload this Russian Roulette scene, and we'll take it from there. 145 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,800 And we're rolling. Alright, start the introduction. 146 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,800 Do I have to? 147 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:47,800 I'm not doing it. 148 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,800 I'll do it. 149 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:54,800 I meant I'm gonna start. I always do, why would that change now? 150 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:59,800 Welcome, to the next episode of Truth or Dare, brought to you by, The Truth or Daredevils. 151 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,800 So who's gonna get it this week? You know... 152 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,800 A few of you guys mentioned that we didn't quite play Russian Roulette the right way. 153 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,300 You can thank Tony for that. 154 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,300 Shut up! 155 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:13,800 You asked for it. So keep watching. Find out who's gonna get it next. 156 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,800 Thank you, love. 157 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:21,800 And, one in the chamber. And Tony's first. 158 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,800 Uh, why don't you go, guy? 159 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,800 Nope. Handle it. 160 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,300 Fuck. 161 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,800 That thing even on? 162 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,800 I already told you its recording. Just man the fuck up. 163 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:41,800 I fucking hate you guys. 164 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,800 Now you go, big shot. 165 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:48,800 Yeah, yeah. Stand back and watch. I'm not gonna waste as much airtime as you did. 166 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,800 John! 167 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,800 What the fuck was that?! What the fuck was that?! 168 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,800 I'm so sorry! 169 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,800 Fuck! 170 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,800 Baby! 171 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,800 What the fuck just happened?! What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?! 172 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,800 What did you do?! 173 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,800 I didn't do anything! And it was supposed to be a blank. 174 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,800 Tony, call an ambulance! 175 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,800 Courtney, it's not gonna bring him back! Fuck! 176 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,800 I don't know what happened! It was supposed to be a blank! 177 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,800 Well it wasn't! 178 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:29,800 I checked it before I put it in the bag, and then I checked it when I put it on the table, and then I - 179 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:36,800 Oh, guys. You should have totally told me we were going to be wearing pajamas. I would have totally worn mine. 180 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,800 I hate to waste tape. 181 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:44,800 And Jennifer, I'm a little disappointed. You didn't wear the cute little pink jam-jams... 182 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:49,800 The ones with the black polka dots. Those are my favorites! 183 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:56,800 You don't know how excited I am to play with you guys! I've been waiting for this for so long. 184 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,800 That's the psycho from earlier. 185 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,800 The crazy audience member? 186 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:05,800 What was that? Ray, I'm no longer an audience member. 187 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,300 What the fuck are you then? 188 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:12,800 I'm the new member of the Truth or Daredevils! Yes! 189 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:18,800 Looks like John lost on round 1 of his turn already. 190 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,800 I love what he's done with the place though. 191 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,300 Let me get you guys settled, so we can carry on with the game. 192 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:32,800 I'm gonna need everyone to sit on the ground, okay? Criss-cross apple sauce. Just like when we were kids. 193 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:37,800 I don't want to. 194 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:45,800 Ray! Right there, Ray. 195 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,800 Ray's a tough guy. 196 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:55,800 Jennifer, you can sit next to Ray. 197 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,800 Michelle, you get to complete the circle. Right here. 198 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:04,800 Courtney, I'm gonna need you to ziptie everyone's hands behind their backs. 199 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:09,800 No, I can't. 200 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:15,800 Courtney, did you want me to keep shooting John's corpse? 201 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,800 No. 202 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:23,800 Seems kind of silly, doesn't it? 203 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,800 Courtney. 204 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,800 What? 205 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,800 Should we play the game? 206 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,800 Yeah. 207 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,800 That a girl! That's great. 208 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:40,800 I've taken it upon myself. I've brought a list of our rules... 209 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:55,800 And I'm gonna put em up here just so everyone can see them for reference. Okay? 210 00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:00,800 Like I was saying earlier. We're gonna play my version of the game. 211 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:07,300 Which, it's pretty simple, really. I get to ask you all of the questions, which are of my choosing. 212 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:10,800 It's fair if you think about it. 213 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:15,800 What the fuck, dude? You killed John. 214 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:21,800 I didn't pull the trigger, he did. 215 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,800 That's some pretty fucked up logic you got there, buddy. 216 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:31,800 Ray, perhaps you would like to sit this one out? 217 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800 Ah! Fuck! 218 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,800 I know, I forget how loud that is. 219 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,800 You didn't answer my question. 220 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:49,800 It's okay though. I'll ask it again. Do you wanna play the game with us or not? 221 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,800 Fine. I'll play. 222 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:55,300 Ok. Good, good, good, good, good! 223 00:15:55,300 --> 00:16:03,800 If there's anyone else here that would like to not play, just tell me now. 224 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:10,800 Okay good. Ah, ah! Courtney, since you're up, since John's done playing the game... 225 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:16,800 Can you remove him from the player's circle? 226 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:32,800 Come on. 227 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:38,800 Okay. Good. Courtney, I'm gonna need you to, sit with the group. Sit with the team! 228 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:48,800 Come on, let's play a game. Come on. 229 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:54,300 Like I was saying, I get to ask the pivotal question, as well as the truth questions, and the dares themselves. 230 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:59,800 You guys, of course, you guys get to choose between truth or dare. 231 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:07,800 So, shall we carry on? Are you guys ready to play? 232 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:14,800 Okay, a rule I'd like to bring to your attention, you guys... 233 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,800 If I ask a group question, I expect a group answer. 234 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:24,800 So, let me ask again; are we ready to play? 235 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,800 Yes, yes, yes, yes. We're ready to play. 236 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:38,800 Thank you. 237 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,800 Okay. 238 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:50,800 Now, when it's your turn. I'm gonna untie you. 239 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:56,300 If you think about running, or causing a scene, you'll be shot. 240 00:17:56,300 --> 00:18:00,800 If anyone escapes, unfortunately, I'll be forced to terminate the game abruptly. 241 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,800 What do you mean, terminate the game? 242 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:09,800 As in, nobody in this room, will ever play again. 243 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:16,800 If you try to run, nobody will have enough time to get back here to save anyone. 244 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:22,300 This game, it doesn't belong to us anymore. It belongs to the fans. 245 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,800 We're here because of them, the fans. 246 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,800 You're fucking insane. 247 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:50,800 Ray, if by insane, you mean I'm a passionate, hungry artist, then yes, yes I am. 248 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,800 Tony, you're up. 249 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,800 Fuck. 250 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,800 But, but my turn was right before John's. Someone else should go. 251 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,800 Truth or dare? 252 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,800 Pick truth. Its gotta be the safe zone. 253 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,800 Okay. I think it's Tony's prerogative. 254 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,800 Okay, okay, truth. Truth. 255 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:15,800 Thank you, Tony. Tony, what is the age of the youngest woman you've slept with? 256 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:23,800 Um, it was Natalie. Back in high school. She was 16, I was 17. 257 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,800 No. 258 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,800 What you got there, buddy? 259 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,800 Wait, wait, don't! 260 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800 Babe! 261 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800 What the fuck? 262 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,800 What the fuck is your problem? 263 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:41,800 I forgot to tell you guys. If you answer a truth question wrongly, you'll be penalized. 264 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:46,800 Ow! You fucking psychopath! 265 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,800 I told you the truth. 266 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:54,800 Oh really? What about the tourist you were with like 17 days ago? 267 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,800 Wait, what? 268 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,800 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! 269 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,800 I know more than you think. Remember that. 270 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,800 If you don't fess up, I'm gonna tell the whole group here and you'll be penalized. 271 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800 No. 272 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,800 Her name is Amber, and... 273 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,800 Ah! Okay! Okay! Fuck! Alright! Okay. 274 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:18,800 Her, her name is Amber! Her name is Amber and I fucked her, okay? I fucked her! Alright? 275 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:29,800 And she's only 13. And I didn't know, cause when I met her she said she was 15. She said she was 15! 276 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,800 God, Tony. 277 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,800 God! 278 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,800 How the hell could you do this? 279 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,800 She said she was 15. 280 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:43,800 That's still illegal, you sick fuck! 281 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,800 That's some shit, man. 282 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,300 How do you even know this?! 283 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:58,300 Ladies and gentlemen, Tony! Courtney, its your turn. 284 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:03,800 Courtney, truth or dare? 285 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,800 I don't want to play. 286 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:15,800 Please, I don't want to play. 287 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,800 Okay! Truth! Truth! 288 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:30,800 Okay! This is a good one. Who was the last person you had sex with? 289 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,800 It was John. 290 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,800 What are you doing?! 291 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,800 Don't touch her! 292 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:51,800 Wait! Wait! Wait! 293 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:57,300 Okay. See, we got a bunch of liars here and that's what you get for lying. 294 00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:02,300 I've known Courtney for years! She would never cheat on John, you creep! 295 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:08,800 I wouldn't be so quick to judge, Jennifer. And my name's Derik. With a "k." 296 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,800 She wasn't lying. Your rules don't make any sense! 297 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,800 Rules, Jennifer. At least I have rules! 298 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:21,300 Before I joined your group, your game, it lacked structure. It lacked realism. 299 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:26,300 I'm bringing both those to the table and we're making the best videos yet! 300 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:33,800 You should be thanking me. And besides, I don't hear any protests from Courtney. 301 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:41,800 What? What is he talking about? 302 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,800 I love Ray. 303 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:53,800 I know you do. He's your brother. 304 00:22:53,800 --> 00:23:06,800 Ray. I need to know what the fuck is going on here, guys! 305 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,800 You wouldn't understand. 306 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,800 Try me! 307 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:16,800 Well, if you loved him the way that I do, maybe you would know that... 308 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:22,800 Courtney?! He's my boyfriend. What are you trying to say?! 309 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,800 Ray and I made love. 310 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,800 What? 311 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,800 What? 312 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:34,800 It's not what you think. Okay? It's not what you think. We were both really drunk, we were at a bar. 313 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:40,800 Even if you're drunk, there has to be some sort of a fucking alarm... 314 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:45,800 That goes off in your head that says screwing a family member is disgusting! 315 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:51,800 As it turns out, they've been having a lot of sex. 316 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,800 When? 317 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:59,800 Oh, they've made love, 7 times in the last week. 318 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,800 I'm sure they've been doing this since their childhood but I don't know. 319 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,800 I've only been your number 1 fan for like, so long so I don't know, who knows? 320 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,800 How could you? 321 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:14,800 I love him. I've always loved him. 322 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,800 And you guys thought I was the messed up one. This is great! 323 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,800 We're in love. 324 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,800 Oh god! All of you are fucked in the head. 325 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:30,800 You just don't understand. We knew you wouldn't understand. 326 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:37,800 I love how you guys play the game! Oh, this is so good! 327 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,800 You're up next, Ray! 328 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800 Fuck you! 329 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:49,800 I'm sorry. We're not related, so I don't think you'd be into that type of thing! 330 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,800 I'm not playing your game, you freak. I refuse to. 331 00:24:52,800 --> 00:25:01,800 Oh, I'm the freak? That's funny. See, we are playing our game, and see here's the thing. 332 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:06,800 It's your turn. And you have to play! Sorry I didn't make that more clear. 333 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,800 Go ahead. Just shoot me. I dare you. 334 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,300 Ray, it's not your turn to ask me a dare, my friend. 335 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:21,800 But, if you don't mind having a bullet put in you? I'll keep that in mind for next round. 336 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,800 Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. 337 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:31,800 No! Please play! You need to play, please! Please, I need you to play! 338 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:38,800 See Ray, I suspect that Courtney doesn't have the same affinity for being shot, as you. Do you, Courtney? 339 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,800 No! Please! I already had my turn! I played your game, I did it the way you wanted to. 340 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,800 You're not playing by your own rules! 341 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:50,800 Well see, the thing is, Ray doesn't want to play so I had to make an addendum to the rules. 342 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,800 Okay, wait, wait, wait! 343 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:58,800 Ray, if you don't want to play, I'm gonna have to have Courtney sit out the rest of the game. 344 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,800 Okay! I'll play! I'll play, you fuck! I'll play, I'll play! Okay, just don't hurt her. 345 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:11,800 Ray, I love your spirit. 346 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:29,800 Don't be doing anything stupid. 347 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,800 Ray, truth or dare? 348 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:42,800 Dare. 349 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:49,800 Ray, I dare you, to eat this glass. 350 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,800 Fuck that! I choose truth instead. 351 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,800 Ray, you've already chose, you must complete the dare! 352 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,800 Please, baby! Please, just do it, please just do it! 353 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:17,800 Okay, okay, okay okay! I'll do it! I'll do it. 354 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:44,800 Go ahead, Ray. 355 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:49,800 Good job! That is the Truth or Daredevil spirit! 356 00:27:49,800 --> 00:28:29,800 Now Ray, please finish because Jennifer is anxiously awaiting her turn. 357 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:36,800 Good job, buddy! 358 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:42,800 I'm really starting to like you! 359 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:50,800 Okay great! That was great, Ray! 360 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,800 So now. Jennifer, if you don't mind... 361 00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:10,800 I'm gonna go ahead and upload our most current truth or dare video before we get to your turn. 362 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,800 Okay, what's our team password for the video page? 363 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,800 I don't know. 364 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,800 What's our fucking password?! 365 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,800 I don't know! I don't know! They never gave it to me because I don't; - 366 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800 It's "Irish Jigsaw!" 367 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,800 Thank you, god get it together! 368 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,800 You guys, you know what, you should really email me all of the vital team info. 369 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:33,800 That way I can stay totally up to date on everything that's happening with the team. 370 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:39,800 Like for instance, if we decide to incorporate costumes into our next video. 371 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,800 God! It's going to be so exciting! 372 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,800 There we go. Okay. 373 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:49,300 I'm gonna let this upload while we continue with our game, alright? 374 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:59,800 So I took the liberty of buying a second card so we can continue with this. 375 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:08,800 That's gonna be a good shot. Jennifer, you look great. 376 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,800 Jennifer, truth or dare? 377 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,800 Truth. 378 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,800 What age did you first have sex? 379 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:25,800 Eleven. I was raped when I was eleven. 380 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,800 That is true! Good girl! 381 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,800 Don't look at me, Ray. Its not like I had a choice. 382 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,800 Who did it? 383 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,800 It doesn't matter. 384 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,800 I'm, I'm sorry. 385 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,800 I don't need your sympathy! 386 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,800 I guess this game is completely rigged. 387 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,800 This game isn't rigged, okay! 388 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,800 Okay! Okay! Okay! 389 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,800 When you were playing with your own rules, your game lacked integrity, okay? 390 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,800 Okay. 391 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,800 What I brought to the table, is integrity. This is going to be our most honest video, ever! 392 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,800 Okay! 393 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,800 All you have to do is play by the rules. This is serious, okay?! 394 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,800 Okay! 395 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:09,800 Act like it! If you have a stupid opinion, next time just shut the fuck up! 396 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:14,800 Good job, Jen! At least somebody knows how to play the game. 397 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:35,800 Alright, Michelle. Are we having fun guys? 398 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:41,800 Michelle, truth or dare? 399 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,800 Truth. 400 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:50,800 When you were born, what was your full, legal name, Michelle? 401 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,800 Michelle Jean Lucas. 402 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,800 She answered your question, she told the truth! 403 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,800 No, no, no, no! 404 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:05,800 God! Don't! 405 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:11,800 I told the truth! I told the truth! 406 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,800 Baby. 407 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,800 Michelle, you need to quit lying so much. 408 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,800 There is no way that you know. 409 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,800 Know what? 410 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:31,800 It's called, truth or dare. How many people do I have to stab before you guys realize you have to stop lying? 411 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,800 How the fuck, how the fuck do you know? 412 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:45,800 When I said I was your biggest fan, and I knew everything about you guys, I meant it. 413 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:54,800 I was, I was... my first... when I was born... 414 00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:02,800 I was... when I was born... 415 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:11,800 My full name when I was born was Michael Gene Lucas! 416 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,800 I don't get it. 417 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,800 You heard me. 418 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:30,800 Tony. She, she, she said Michael. Tony, when the two of you make love, do you always have to use lube? 419 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,300 Well, yeah. 420 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:41,800 Why do you think she can't naturally produce lubrication? Or is it that you just can't get her wet, big guy? 421 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:48,800 Well she said she had a medical condition. 422 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,800 Does she use birth control? 423 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:59,800 Well no, but... 424 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,800 Oh what the fuck? What the fuck?! God! 425 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,800 You don't understand! I was supposed to be a girl! 426 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,800 You're right, I don't understand because this shit ain't right! 427 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,800 Fuck you! You fucking pedophile! 428 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,800 That was one time! 429 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,800 Fuck you! Fuck you. 430 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,800 Oh yeah, Tony. Only one time! 431 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,800 Yeah! 432 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,800 What about the 14 year old last month? 433 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,800 Or what is it you're expecting to do with this 11 year old that you've been chatting up recently online? 434 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,800 God you people! 435 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:37,800 Alright, I might have a problem. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 436 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:49,800 Enough. We're losing some momentum here. We need to get on with our game. 437 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:59,800 You guys, you really gotta stop lying to each other. That's no way to treat your teammates. 438 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:06,800 So insensitive. 439 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,800 Oh yes! It's my turn! 440 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,800 Okay, for the time being, I'm not gonna record my turn. 441 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,800 You know, we don't want to confuse our fans by just going ahead and putting me in the latest video. 442 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:26,800 We're gonna wait until the official press release. 443 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,800 Jennifer, why don't you ask the pivotal question? 444 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,800 Truth or dare? 445 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,800 I'm gonna go with truth! 446 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,800 Figures. 447 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800 Quick, guys let's think of something he doesn't know the answer to! 448 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800 Why are you doing this? 449 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,800 Dammit, Tony! 450 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,800 God, that's a good question, Tony. Well, I think you already know the answer to that. 451 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,800 You're a fucking moron, Tony. 452 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,800 I need to know why the fuck he's doing this! 453 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,800 Who the fuck cares why he's doing this, we need to get him... 454 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:57,800 Hey, hey, hey, guys! I'm right here, I can hear everything you're saying, okay? 455 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:03,800 It's my turn! Now, to answer Tony's truth question. 456 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:10,300 As you guys know, I've always been your #1 fan, there's not a bigger fan than me. I've alway been your #1 fan. 457 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:15,300 But now, now that I'm actually, I'm a member, I'm a real member of the Truth or Daredevils... 458 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:21,300 We're all in the same group. Now that I'm a member, I'm here to bring the truth to the fans. 459 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:26,300 The last video that you guys did, it was fake, it was fake, it wasn't even real. Nobody here was even playing. 460 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:29,300 At least I'm showing how the game is supposed to be played, okay? 461 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:32,300 The fans, they want to see reality. And that's what we're gonna do. 462 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:36,800 We're gonna give the fans what they desire! And, you know what? 463 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:46,800 Let's just go ahead, let's prove my point. Let's see how they're responding to the video. 464 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:56,800 Oh here it comes! You guys, yes! Yes! 465 00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:04,800 This is going to be our biggest video yet! I mean... 466 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:10,800 You guys. The fans! They're responding! They're responding! They like this video! 467 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,800 Oh you guys, this is so exciting! We're gonna have so many views! 468 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,800 The fans, they're responding to the realism. 469 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,800 They appreciate the structure I brought to the game for sure, look, it says so right there! 470 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,800 Oh... it's a good day! 471 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:38,800 You guys, we are doing so good. 472 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,800 And back to you, Tony. Truth or dare? 473 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:52,800 Whatever one I pick is gonna fucking suck... dare. 474 00:37:52,800 --> 00:38:05,300 I dare you, to cut off your nipples. 475 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,800 Really? 476 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,300 I don't think you need me to repeat the instructions. 477 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:16,800 Tony, it's like ripping off a bandaid. The quicker you go, the less painful it is. 478 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:23,800 Cutting off your nipple, is nothing like ripping off a fucking bandaid, dude! I can't do this! 479 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:29,800 Do it. 480 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:39,800 Ah! Don't get any ideas. Just complete the dare. You remember the rules. 481 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:47,800 What are; you don't need to stand! 482 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:56,800 Derik, I can't do this. Please, can I, can I go, can I go with truth? 483 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:09,800 I don't think you have any other alternative. 484 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,800 Fuck! Fuck! This fucking sucks! 485 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:41,800 Just do it! 486 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:46,800 Ow! Ow! You're not getting the other one, you're not getting the other one, I can't do it. 487 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,800 Tony, sorry but I'm not interested in doing anything halfway, alright? And you shouldn't be either! 488 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:57,800 I can't! I can't! I'm sorry, I can't! 489 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,800 You need to do both. 490 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,800 It's not happening. No. 491 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,800 Put the knife down. 492 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,800 What? 493 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,800 I said put the fucking knife down! 494 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:16,800 Okay! 495 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,800 I'm gonna tie you up, like your other teammates, okay? 496 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,800 Oh, okay. 497 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,800 Thank you, thank you, Derik. 498 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:32,800 Oh, you're welcome. No it's my, it's my pleasure. I'm just gonna have to help you out on this one. 499 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,300 No! No! No! No! 500 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:46,800 Since you couldn't complete the dare, I'm gonna have to finish it for you. 501 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:53,800 Remember now. Don't move. The less you move, the more likely I am to get just the nipple, okay? 502 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,800 Okay. Okay. 503 00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:03,800 Okay. Here we go. 504 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,800 Oh fuck! 505 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:23,800 Oh! That was fun! I think this is a great time to upload our next clip, huh guys? 506 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:30,800 We already have over 430,000 views! Yes! Woo! 507 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:43,800 Let's go ahead and give ourselves a big round of applause for all of our hard work! 508 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:51,800 Yes! Okay! 509 00:41:51,800 --> 00:42:00,800 What? I don't understand? I don't fucking understand! What the?! 510 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,800 They think our video is another fake! 511 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,800 How ignorant can they be? 512 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:13,800 Do you actually believe our fans would think that we would hurt ourselves? 513 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,800 That's what happens when you play the game for real. 514 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,800 Of course nothing is going to happen when you don't put any fucking bullets in the chamber! 515 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,800 Nobody plays Russian Roulette unless you're a POW, you fuck! 516 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:30,800 I know all kinds of people that play these games without spreading the lies that your people spread! 517 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:31,800 Lies? What lies? 518 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:40,800 You fucking told lies! You know how I felt when I found out your last video wasn't real? 519 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,800 What the fuck are you talking about? 520 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:52,800 When I saw the onscreen, the perceived death that you guy did, I commended you. 521 00:42:52,800 --> 00:43:03,800 I mean, the fact that you guys were willing to risk your selves, to sacrifice yourselves for your art. It was great. 522 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,800 What are you talking about? We just make Youtube videos. 523 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800 Just videos? 524 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,800 Yeah. 525 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:18,800 How can you call them "just videos?" I have every piece of merchandise of yours from your online store. 526 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,800 Every newspaper clipping, every photo of you guys out in public. 527 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:35,800 I have all of that. They're not just videos. They're an inspiration. Especially to me. 528 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:42,300 You are one twisted fuck. And that says a lot coming from a guy like me. 529 00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:47,800 Why don't you get a life. Do something with yourself. Get a girl. 530 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,800 Although, I doubt you could ever find anyone that would fuck you. 531 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:58,800 You think that's funny? You think that's funny?! 532 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,800 No, of course not. 533 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:11,800 I'd watch the way you choose your fucking words! Remember who's choosing your fucking dares, okay? 534 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,800 I know. 535 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:20,800 Alright, good talk everyone... okay let's play! 536 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:26,800 Okay, now back to Courtney. Courtney, truth or dare? 537 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,800 You're just gonna stab me again if I choose truth, right? 538 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,800 Dare. 539 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,800 Dare! Okay. I've got a great one for you... Tony! 540 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,800 What, what are you doing? What are you doing, man? 541 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:46,800 Get up! Now, stand over there. Alright. 542 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:57,800 Ow! 543 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800 No! Please! 544 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,800 It's a bullet! 545 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,800 No! 546 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,800 Look, it's a bullet! 547 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,800 No! 548 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,800 Kiss it! 549 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,550 No! 550 00:45:07,550 --> 00:45:08,800 Kiss it for luck! 551 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:17,800 No! 552 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:28,800 No! No! Please. 553 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800 Stand still. 554 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,800 Okay. 555 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,800 Okay, okay. Oh, this is going to be fun. Okay. 556 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:41,800 Courtney, stand up. Stand up. 557 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,800 There you go. 558 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:53,800 Okay. Now Courtney, I'm gonna give you the gun, okay? Don't get any ideas. 559 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,800 Now take the gun. 560 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,800 I dare you to shoot that cup off Tony's head. 561 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,800 Oh, fuck me! 562 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,800 If you don't complete the dare though, you'll be the one with the bullet in your head. 563 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:25,800 If I think you're intentionally trying to miss, we'll just keep shooting until you hit something. Got it? 564 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:31,800 Oh, this is going to be fun! 565 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:37,800 Courtney, back to you. Truth or dare? 566 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,800 Dare. 567 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,800 I dare you to shoot that cup off Tony's head. 568 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:50,800 Oh fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 569 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,800 Courtney, you can do this, okay. You can do this. 570 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,800 I can't. 571 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,800 Do it! 572 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,800 Courtney just stay calm and aim the gun at the cup! You got this! You can do this! 573 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,800 Use both of your hands! 574 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,800 Okay, okay, okay. 575 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,800 You gotta stand still! Quite moving around! 576 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,800 I got fucking stabbed in the leg! 577 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,800 Alright, aim it higher! You gotta aim it higher! 578 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:11,800 Come on! 579 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,800 You got this! 580 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,800 Courtney! 581 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,800 Okay, okay, okay! 582 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:15,800 Right there! 583 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,800 Guys I can't do it if you guys are; - let me focus! 584 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:23,800 Courtney! 585 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,800 You did it! You did it! 586 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,800 Thank you! 587 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:37,800 Thank you for not killing me. 588 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:51,800 Well, that was sure anti-climatic! Sit down. 589 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,800 Tony! Stay right there. 590 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,800 Okay! Okay! 591 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,800 Ray, truth or dare? 592 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,800 Don't pick dare, dude! 593 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:00,800 Dare. 594 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:07,800 Why? God! What is wrong with you? 595 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,800 I need you to stand up, Ray. Ray get up. 596 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:16,800 Right here. 597 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:21,800 Okay. Now it seemed a bit easy for Courtney, so; - 598 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:25,800 Ray, I'm gonna change it up. 599 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,800 Oh, fuck you! 600 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,800 What the? That's not fair. 601 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,800 Well Ray, I don't think it's up to you to decide what's fair or not, okay? 602 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,800 Fuck. 603 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:56,800 Remember, even though you're blindfolded, I've still got my gun on your head, okay? So no funny shit. 604 00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:07,800 Okay, Ray. No funny stuff, okay? Here's the gun. 605 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,800 Okay. 606 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:19,800 Ray? Truth or dare? 607 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:20,800 Shit! 608 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,800 Come on, Ray. Play the game! 609 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,800 Dare! 610 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:30,800 There you go, Ray. You know what to do. Shoot the cup off of his head. 611 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,800 Derik, I can't do this. 612 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,800 Don't. 613 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,800 I really can't. I can't do it. 614 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,800 Oh, yes you can. 615 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,300 I can't do it again. 616 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:35,800 Oh yes. 617 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,300 I don't wanna do it. Please. 618 00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:36,800 You can. You can. 619 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,300 Please! 620 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,800 It's exciting! It's truth or dare! 621 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:43,800 No, its not! Shit! 622 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,800 Not there, Ray! You've gotta aim it higher! You're gonna shoot him in the head! 623 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:47,800 Over to the left a little! 624 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,800 Come on! You're gonna blow his freaking head off! What are you doing? 625 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,800 Girls, you're gonna screw him up! Leave him alone! 626 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:53,800 You want to live or don't you? 627 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:58,800 Everybody shut the fuck up! Tony, you got the best sight on this. I want you to tell me where to aim. 628 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:03,800 Okay, come on. You gotta at least; you're way off. Let me; at least try here. 629 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,300 Alright Ray. Listen to me, buddy. We're gonna do this. 630 00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:09,300 Alright, here's what you gotta do. 631 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:14,800 Okay. Just raise the gun, up a little higher. Now off to your right. Your other right. 632 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:19,800 Okay, now down a little bit. No, no, no, no, no, no! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! 633 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,800 Okay, right there. Right there. Right there, perfect! Perfect, Ray. Perfect. 634 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:30,800 Okay, I think I'm ready. Alright. Oh shit. 635 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,800 Ray! You lowered your fucking; - raise it up! Raise it up, Ray! 636 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,800 I'm gonna count down from 5. 637 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,800 Okay. 638 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,800 Now over to your right. 639 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,800 Five! 640 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,300 Is it good? 641 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:41,800 Ray, up! 642 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:42,800 Four! 643 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:43,800 A little up higher, Ray! 644 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,800 Three! 645 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,800 What about now? 646 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,800 Two! 647 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,800 Holy shit! Ray, you did it! You did it! 648 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:55,800 Holy shit! 649 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,800 Ray, you fucking did it!, baby! 650 00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,800 Who would have thought all those years of Duck Hunt paid off, buddy! 651 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,800 I can't believe that shit actually worked! 652 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,800 Enough, Ray! You need to sit down now. 653 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,800 Good work, Ray! Good work, dude! 654 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:15,800 That was a good shot. 655 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:21,800 Okay, Jen. Truth or dare? 656 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,800 Jen, choose truth. You won last round. 657 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,800 Jen, truth. Truth. 658 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,300 Dare. 659 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:29,800 God dammit! 660 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,800 What are you doing? 661 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,800 What the fuck is wrong with you? 662 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:36,800 I'm gonna need you to get up, we're gonna do the same thing. Come over here. 663 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,800 Hey hey! You! Ah, ah, ah! You! Get back there! 664 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,800 Yeah but I; - 665 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,800 Get back over there! 666 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,800 I went like three times maybe we should have someone else go? 667 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,800 You're not done yet, party boy. 668 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:54,800 Man, are you sure you want me to play, maybe the fans want to see someone else? Derik? 669 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,800 Okay, the rules. Hold still. 670 00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,800 Okay. Okay. 671 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,800 Right there. 672 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:09,800 I don't want to play anymore. 673 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:10,800 Oh what the fuck is that? 674 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:16,800 It's a shotgun! 675 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:28,800 Okay. 676 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:37,800 Jennifer. Pick up the shotgun. And don't do anything else but the dare. 677 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,800 Hey Jen, Jen! Aim up! You gotta aim up! 678 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,800 I want you to shoot that off Tony's head. 679 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,300 Now, that's a 12 gauge shotgun. It's got nine shells in it... 680 00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:48,800 So its gonna kick an awful lot, so you're gonna wanna adjust your stance, okay? 681 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,800 I know you're a girl and you probably haven't fired one of these before so... 682 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,800 How old is the girl you're chatting with online? 683 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:58,800 What? 684 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:06,800 No, Jen! No! 685 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,800 I'm so sorry! 686 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:18,800 Yes! Yes! Jen! Jen, I love how you play this game! Holy shit! Oh my god! 687 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:25,800 We need a cheer! A Daredev; - we'll come up with a cheer later, that was awesome! That was awesome. 688 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:36,800 Okay, I need you to sit down. That was really good, Jen. That was really good. Yes! 689 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:47,800 Okay. I'm gonna check how our video is doing. 690 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:53,800 You guys! Oh my God! We, we just passed a million views! 691 00:53:53,800 --> 00:54:04,800 Yes! High five! Oh, okay. Yes! Yes! Okay, let me read some of our comments. 692 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:09,300 Mike from Ohio. He says this is the best video we've done. I know, Mike! 693 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:12,300 He says its better than any of his videos he's done. You know, yeah. 694 00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:20,800 And Neil from Arizona, he thinks... he thinks the new gore fx are even better than... 695 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:26,300 Those aren't effects! I'll show you this! This is real! This is real! 696 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:31,800 That's real! Those are real! Those are real! Is this real?! Is this real?! 697 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:32,800 Help!! 698 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,800 Is this real?! Is this real?! 699 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,800 Yes, it's real! 700 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:35,800 Is that real?! 701 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,800 He's killing us! 702 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:37,800 Is this real?! 703 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:38,800 Please help us! 704 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:45,800 Is this real?! 705 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,800 Yes! 706 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,800 Is this real?! Is this cgi?! Stupid people! You stupid people! 707 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,800 I'm giving you the reality you want! This is all real! 708 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,800 Help! We are at 951 Durden Dr! 709 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:08,800 You're gonna be on tv, Ray! Ray! Wake up, Ray! Ray! Wake up! You're on tv! This is all real! 710 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,800 God, help us! 711 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:15,800 They're all back here! They're dead! They're fucking dead! 712 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,800 Apparently we need to amp things up! 713 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:23,800 Is that, is that what it's come to? All they want is sex? That's all they want is sex! 714 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,800 That's what this world has come to! That's what this world has come to! 715 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:34,800 You know what? Let's give em. We'll 'em what they want. Let me think. 716 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,800 You guys, I've got an idea. Okay. I've got an idea. 717 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:43,800 Michelle! Get up, Michelle! Get up! Get up! Ah!!!! Ah!!! 718 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,800 Wake up! Come on, come on. We're gonna play the game. We're gonna play the game. 719 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,800 My head hurts! 720 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,800 Get up! 721 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,800 Come on, come on. We're gonna play the game. Come on, we're gonna play the game. 722 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,800 Come on, come on. You're not very tough for a boy. 723 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800 Please stop. Stop! 724 00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:03,800 Get up. Come on. Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! 725 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:09,800 Alright. This game is the best yet. I thought of it. I've got an idea. I've got an idea for this round, okay? 726 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:14,800 And for this round, its my turn! Its gonna be my turn okay? 727 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:20,800 Umm, I'm gonna choose dare. I'm gonna choose dare. 728 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:25,800 Tony lost on his round so, we need to get him out of the players circle. I'll just... 729 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:42,800 What is he doing? 730 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:49,300 Okay. What was I gonna do? Oh yeah, I choose dare. 731 00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:50,800 I dare Courtney to kiss me. 732 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:51,800 Don't touch me. 733 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,800 That's, that's, what, that's what the fans want. 734 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,800 No! 735 00:56:55,800 --> 00:57:06,800 They want more sex, so... 736 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:13,800 What the hell was that?! 737 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:18,800 You're gonna regret that. Remember who's running the game here. 738 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:25,800 Especially since you're up next! 739 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:38,800 Ladies and gentlemen. Courtney chooses dare. Courtney, I dare you to masturbate with this bottle. 740 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:44,800 What is wrong with you? 741 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,800 Wasn't it, wasn't it your turn? Remember, because I just went. 742 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:57,800 Well you know what? I've decided its the lightning round. And like I said, you're up first. Go. 743 00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:02,800 No. 744 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,800 You're up. 745 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,800 We're having trouble following your game because you keep changing the rules on us. 746 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:13,800 Okay, Jennifer. I know it's a little hard to see the rules right now, but how about this? 747 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:18,800 How about I just go ahead and eliminate everyone else from the game. And you can play by yourself. 748 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,800 Well, let's see. Who should I start with first? 749 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,800 Derik, this isn't fair. 750 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:31,800 You want to talk about fair, Ray?! All I ever wanted to do, was have my own successful Youtube Channel. 751 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:36,800 Well, as we know, it doesn't really work that way, does it?! 752 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:42,300 Now, here I have my hands on a record-breaking video, so if anyone thinks what I'm doing isn't fair... 753 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:44,800 Shut the fuck up! 754 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,800 Okay, okay, okay, shhhh. Just don't point the gun. I'll do it. 755 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,800 Alright, great, great, great, let's play! Let's play the game. 756 00:58:52,800 --> 00:59:07,800 Get up. This is gonna be fun. This is gonna be fun. Okay, let's get right by the camera here. 757 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:14,800 Okay yeah. I'm gonna need you to sit right here. 758 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,800 Okay, great. Alright, guys. 759 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:26,800 Oh that's, that's a nice shot. 760 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:45,800 Okay. Courtney chose dare. Courtney, I dare you to masturbate with that bottle. 761 00:59:45,800 --> 01:00:13,800 Come on. 762 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:32,800 Come on, do it, do it, do it. 763 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:40,800 I can't. I can't. I can't do this. 764 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:45,800 Come on. This should be easy for you. After all, you're the one that's fucking around everywhere! 765 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,800 Don't, talk to her like that. 766 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,800 What's that, Ray? You said you wanna keep it in the family? 767 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:51,800 Go to hell! 768 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:57,800 Oh, did you just say you wanted to help? Oh you guys, Ray wants to help out on this one. 769 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:01,300 Oh, that's great! Oh, that's great, Ray, thanks! 770 01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:03,800 Woo! We gotta help her. Alright! 771 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:15,800 Now Ray, I know you're excited from the recent developments in the game, but remember, I'll shoot you. 772 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:24,800 Stand up. 773 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:43,800 Come on. Come on, Ray. Right here. Right here, let's play the game. 774 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:53,800 Okay, Ray. I dare you to have sex with Courtney with that bottle. 775 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:59,800 And Ray! You gotta complete the dare! Otherwise, I'm shooting everybody. 776 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:21,800 Okay? Besides, this should be familiar territory for you. 777 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:31,800 It's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna go really gentle. Okay, it's gonna be alright. 778 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:52,800 I'm so, so sorry. 779 01:02:52,800 --> 01:03:03,800 Come on. Deeper, Ray. Deeper. 780 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:07,800 Why? Why isn't she coming, Ray? 781 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,800 Oh God, please just please; please baby. 782 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,800 I can't do this anymore, I'm sorry. I can't. 783 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,800 He's gonna kill us. 784 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:20,800 He's gonna kill all of us, don't you get that? I don't wanna kill the one I love. 785 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,800 Derik That's okay, I'll finish it. 786 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:29,800 No! We gotta do it! Baby, we gotta finish it, we gotta finish it! Please just go! 787 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:34,800 Okay! Okay! I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it! 788 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,800 Do it, Ray. 789 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:50,800 Just do it, baby. Just do it. 790 01:03:50,800 --> 01:04:07,800 Come on, Ray! I could do better! Come on! 791 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:15,800 Oh my god, Ray! Somethings wrong! Something is wrong! Ray! 792 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:16,800 Pull it out, Ray! 793 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,800 I can't! It's stuck! 794 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,800 Don't make me start counting! 795 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:26,800 No! Don't! Stop! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't pull it out! 796 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:38,800 I love you... 797 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:44,800 I love you... 798 01:04:44,800 --> 01:05:08,800 I didn't, I didn't think that would work! 799 01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:12,800 I'm sorry... I'm sorry... 800 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,800 I guess Courtney's not playing anymore. 801 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:21,800 Whoops. Okay. Ray. Okay, Ray. We need to carry on with our game. 802 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:27,800 Okay, Ray. I dare you to perform oral sex on Courtney. 803 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,800 What?! 804 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,800 Ray, I dare you to go down on Courtney. 805 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:37,800 I can't. This is fucking wrong, man. 806 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,800 Well, that hasn't stopped you before, Ray. 807 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,800 What the fuck is wrong with you? 808 01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:48,800 Wait, wait, you never asked me if I wanted truth or dare? 809 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:55,800 Ray! It's the lightning round! Every turn's a dare! Come on, Ray. 810 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,800 Come on! Tick-tock, Ray. Tick-tock. 811 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:03,800 Ray, she's already dead, okay. You're not gonna hurt her. 812 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:08,800 I can't! I can't fucking do it! It's so fucked up! I can't! 813 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:39,800 It's better than a bullet in the head. 814 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:45,800 I'm sorry! 815 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:46,800 How much longer do I have to do this?! 816 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:54,800 Til I say stop! Come on! Sex! Sex! 817 01:06:54,800 --> 01:07:07,800 See! See! That's what you want. Sex! 818 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:22,800 Okay, Ray, I'm bored. You can stop. 819 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:26,800 Come on, Ray. Good job. 820 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:43,800 I'm gonna check the latest video. Ray, remove Courtney from the player's circle. 821 01:07:43,800 --> 01:08:14,800 Na ah ah! All of her. All of her. 822 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:19,800 There you go, Ray. Ray! This video is incredible, Ray. 823 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:26,800 It's the best video. It's the best video yet! 824 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:49,800 Okay, Ray. I'm need you to sit back down. Come on. 825 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:52,800 Okay! Alright, back to the game! 826 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,800 Jennifer, I have a dare for you. 827 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:55,800 What? 828 01:08:55,800 --> 01:09:02,800 I dare you to take Michelle's eye out with a corkscrew. 829 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:21,800 And I'm not waiting around on this okay? I'd rather just shoot you if you're holding up the game! 830 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,800 I promise to be quick about it. 831 01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:28,800 I'd rather have you shoot me, than tear out my eye! 832 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:33,800 Oh yeah? Well I bet Jennifer feels differently about that, don't ya Jen? 833 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,800 Michelle! Michelle! 834 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,800 Okay! 835 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,800 We don't exactly have a choice here! 836 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:39,800 Okay! Okay! 837 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:45,300 Okay, alright, well let's do it. Come on, let's play the game! Okay? 838 01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:49,800 Let's see it, I'll even help. I'll even help. 839 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,800 I'm sorry. 840 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,800 Okay. Left or right eye? 841 01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:00,800 Does it matter? Just choose one! 842 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:10,800 Open your eye. I'll be quick, I promise. 843 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:23,800 I'm sorry! 844 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:31,800 I'm sorry! 845 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:32,800 I'm sorry! 846 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:38,800 God! Great job, Jennifer! 847 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:56,800 Thanks for not wasting our time. 848 01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:00,800 Okay, Michelle, you're up. 849 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:03,800 Come on. 850 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:27,800 Your eye is not the only thing you lost you were born with. 851 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:40,800 Okay. Michelle, I dare you to remove Ray's cancerous tumor. 852 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,800 What is he talking about? 853 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,800 I never, I never told you. 854 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:56,800 Hey, hey, hey! I can tell! Go! Michelle! 855 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,800 Where is it? 856 01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:05,800 One thing that Ray didn't share with any of you, well, except for his sister, lover, Courtney... 857 01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:17,800 Is that he has cancer in his, in his right testicle. 858 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,800 Let's get this over with. 859 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:23,800 No, no, no! 860 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:27,800 Ray, we have to. 861 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:32,800 Ray stop fighting me or I'm gonna end up cutting everything off if you don't. 862 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:33,800 No! No! 863 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:35,800 Ray, stop, come on. 864 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:50,800 Get it over with! Do it! 865 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,800 I don't want to do this. 866 01:12:52,800 --> 01:13:18,800 Ray, it's not the end of the world, trust me. 867 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:22,800 Here! 868 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:28,800 Where did it go? Where'd it go? You know those are a delicacy in the Rockies. 869 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,800 Angle the knife up. 870 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,800 Do it! 871 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,800 Hey! That was awesome, though! That was awesome! 872 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:42,800 Nice job, Michelle! 873 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:48,800 No! 874 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:56,800 Thank you... 875 01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:07,800 Oh, Ray. You quit. 876 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:28,800 Why'd you quit the game, Ray? 877 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,800 What the fuck happened?! 878 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:35,800 Oh good, you're awake! Let's finish the game. 879 01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:38,800 What did you do with Ray? 880 01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:44,300 Well, right there. See, you guys had ice in your cooler upstairs, but the water's not turned on yet... 881 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:48,800 So I had to use some sort of liquid to jolt you awake. 882 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:54,800 Okay. Uh. It's my turn, isn't it? I choose dare. Who has a dare for me? 883 01:14:54,800 --> 01:15:04,800 Go fucking stab yourself. 884 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:25,800 Ow! That fucking hurts. 885 01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:33,800 Let's finish the game. 886 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:41,800 Jennifer, I dare you to remove Michelle's kidney. 887 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:45,800 You sick son of a bitch. Do you even care if she survives? 888 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:53,800 Care? Do I care? Nobody cares more about this than me. 889 01:15:53,800 --> 01:16:22,800 And besides, video never dies. Now do it! 890 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:26,800 Where is your kidney? 891 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:32,800 Just look for the scar on my back. I have one removed when I was seven, just match it on the other side. 892 01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:35,800 What? How is she supposed to survive with no kidneys? 893 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:42,800 Well! It might be nice to know that patients can actually live without kidneys for days, if not weeks! 894 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:47,800 Do it! Finish the game! 895 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,800 I'm gonna do it on the count of three, okay? 896 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:54,800 One... 897 01:16:54,800 --> 01:17:02,800 Two... 898 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:14,800 Three... 899 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:39,800 I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull it out. Okay? 900 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:45,800 Okay! That was great! That was great! 901 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:59,800 Okay, Michelle. You're up. I dare you to give Jennifer an abortion. 902 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:04,800 You're pregnant? 903 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:18,800 I'm a little sick of the knife so, let's see what else I got. 904 01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:31,800 I guess these will have to do! 905 01:18:31,800 --> 01:19:01,800 Do it! 906 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:07,300 You still don't get it, do you? 907 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:10,800 I'm gonna have to do this myself. 908 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:29,800 No! No! No! No! No! No! 909 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:39,800 Where is it? Where is it? 910 01:19:39,800 --> 01:20:52,800 You never asked me what I did to the man that raped me! 911 01:20:52,800 --> 01:21:00,800 Good game. 912 01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:24,800 Guess I'm gonna have to go find a new team. 913 01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:36,800 Derik, Derik! Tell me. What was it like being the newest member of the Truth or Daredevils? 914 01:21:36,800 --> 01:24:24,351 You wanna know the truth? 73050

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