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We have all of our crew back
here again.
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You folks already know John.
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This is my lovely girlfriend,
Jennifer right there holding
the gun.
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Thank you very much, baby.
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My sister Courtney.
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Michelle.
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And the man of the hour, Tony.
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Alright guys. For today's
episode of Truth or Dare...
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We are going to play a slightly
altered version of Russian
Roulette.
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We were going to play it the
old-fashioned way...
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But Tony backed out because he
doesn't have the balls to aim
the gun at himself.
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So I volunteered to shoot him.
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Real funny.
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Tony, stand still.
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Dude, its easy for you to say.
You're not the one looking down
the barrel of a fucking gun,
dude!
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Come on, stop it. If I keep
laughing then I am going to
lose aim.
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And then we are just going to
take it all over again.
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Yeah, you guys. Quit laughing.
Quit making her laugh.
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I'm serious, shut the fuck up
right now!
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Jen, could you just point that
thing off to the side a little
bit more, up higher?
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I explained this to you
already. We don't aim it right,
it won't look real.
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If it doesn't look real, we're
gonna lose audience.
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He's right. I just have to aim
it at your face.
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John, you know what. We should
do that, that, that, vampire
idea of Ray's.
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That one is so good. Remember,
you loved it.
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You were laughing about it for
like 20 minutes in the car the
other night.
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Plus, that vampire stuff is so
hot right now, dude. Please!
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No. I definitely think we need
to do this one. This one is
going to guarantee the greatest
number of views.
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Tony, you gotta remember, more
views equal more money.
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And besides, I'm kind of
enjoying watching you squirm a
little bit.
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Could you not fucking point
that thing at me when I'm
talking to them?
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Come on! We're going through
with this.
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I'm not going to ask you again.
Stand still.
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Jen, I can't do this. Look at
me right now, please. I am not
ready for this.
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I'm begging you, stop! Please!
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Fine.
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Thank you.
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I'm gonna give you until the
count of three. One.
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Whoa, wait! Are you firing on
three or right after?
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Two.
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I'm asking you a question, Jen!
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Three!
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I don't know what happened!
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*Various News Anchor Dialogue *
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The newest video from the Truth
or Daredevils...
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My children should not be
watching people dying.
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Currently making rounds, on the
talk show circuit, discussing
their controversial video.
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Young college student.
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So please give an extra warm
welcome to the multi-talented
members of the Truth or
Daredevils!
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Now, it's been a couple of
weeks since you uploaded the
video that shocked the world...
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And catapulted you guys into
superstardom.
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So this latest video is more
violent and it's really
different in tone from the
others.
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Well, Jen and I wanted to
produce a video that we could
get a couple thousand views.
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I said, "Heck yeah let's do it!"
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And you know Jen, she's a
really good girl.
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My lawyer kept telling me they
couldn't convict me without
finding a body, but you never
know.
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Wow.
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Speaking of missing bodies, I
have one last guest for us
today.
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Please help me welcome, Tony!
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I'm alive! Who knew?
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Okay, Tony. Obviously we know
that you were not killed, or
actually even shot, so where
were you?
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Just laying low, drinking beer,
living the dream.
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Bobbi, it's just nice to know
that I'm important, you know.
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And it's just nice to know that
everyone else is starting to
realize that too.
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Keep it alive, because I am
going to open the floor for
questions.
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Okay! Good. Because I've got a
question!
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I've been sending messages for
like weeks, like Facebook and
Twitter.
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And like, Jen, I sent you a
letter. Why don't you respond
to your fans?
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If we answered every email,
we'd never leave the house.
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You're funny.
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Don't laugh at me!
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Look, I've supported you guys
since the very, very beginning,
okay.
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I want to be a member of the
Truth or Daredevils. I'm not
going to back out on dares like
Tony does.
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I can follow the rules, I
should be a member, you know,
I'm your guy, I'm your guy...
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Okay, now I can join then,
right?
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Hey buddy, you know the rules!
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Wait, no! I want to be on TV! I
want to be on TV! I want to be
a member of the group!
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Get him out of here!
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Put me in the next video!
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What can we expect to see in
your next video?
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Well, we don't want to give
away in spoilers, but what we
can tell you...
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Is that you'll have another new
video before the end of the
week.
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And that its gonna rock!
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More me!
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I'm with the group! I'm with
the group!
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Quit your whining or I'll do
more than just kick your ass
out of this studio.
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Freaking pathetic!
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I don't know, man. I mean,
there is no sign of
civilization for miles.
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I mean, why would you buy
property in the middle of
nowhere?
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This place was a bargain. You
know what? This is my house and
I'm a homeowner at 27.
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How many people can say that?
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Oh. We've been having some
issues with the plumbing, so if
you need to use the restroom...
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You're probably going to have
to pop a squat outside.
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The uh, plumbers will be here
in the morning.
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I'm glad you spent so much
money on the place.
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You may not like it, but I do.
And it's mine, understand?
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I'm glad you like it, because
you're going to be living out
here for a very long time.
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I mean, you're never going to
be sell it for anything. Who
the fuck would want to live out
in the middle of nowhere?
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Hey, as long as John-boy keeps
this place stocked with booze,
who gives a shit?
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Anyway, I figure we'll shoot
the next video in the new
setup. You guys are going to
love it.
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Sounds good to me, baby
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New setup?
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You'll see.
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So. Hope you guys all
remembered to bring your
pajamas.
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I assumed you figured something
out, Courtney.
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Oh yes, I have something great
to wear.
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We have ours.
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Well, I brought mine but Tony
didn't have any because he
likes to sleep naked.
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Oops.
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Alright. We're gonna go change.
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Lights and props are already
down there. Grab my laptop.
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So. What do you think?
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Oh, dude this is awesome. John,
you are a genious, man!
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Babe, why didn't you tell me
about this?
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This is not what I was expecting
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Me neither, what's the point of
this exactly?
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It's for our new video. I just
wanted a place we can film,
uninterrupted.
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Well, plus a few of the fans
wrote some detailed letters
about how they didn't like the
background.
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They uh, it wasn't quite in
those words, they kept calling
it gay and kept calling Tony a
fag.
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Hey!
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Not my words.
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And, this is the best you could
come up with?
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Look, if fans don't like it,
we'll change it for the next
video.
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Well, fucking-A, let's rage!
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We have work to do. Remember,
Tony?
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Uh, is that a fucking revolver
on the table? You guys, I
thought we were done with the
guns.
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It's Russian Roulette, round 2.
Only this time, we're gonna
play the right way. No backing
out of this video.
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Well, the last time didn't
count.
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And why is that?
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Because I didn't have any booze
in my system.
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Yeah, that's definitely a first.
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Too bad I won't be able to
shoot you in the face this
time.
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Well yeah, I went last time so,
someone else is going this
time, I'm looking at Ray.
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Sorry, our fans enjoy seeing
you get shot. We have to give
them what they want.
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Fine. Well, how are we even
going to do this?
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The gun has a blank in it. So
it'll look like we're playing
for real.
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And give us something to show
to the camera. Just don't press
it close to your head.
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Wait, wait a minute. You said
blank. I mean, isn't the point
of a blank is that it shoots,
nothing?
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A blank still has gunpowder in
it, Tony. How do you think it
makes the noise, and the flash?
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Cool.
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Alright, alright. Enough chit
chat. Let's get this thing
going.
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John, should we plan this out a
little bit better? I don't
know, it just..
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We didn't plan the first one
and it worked out well.
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Look, let's just upload this
Russian Roulette scene, and
we'll take it from there.
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And we're rolling. Alright,
start the introduction.
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Do I have to?
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I'm not doing it.
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I'll do it.
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I meant I'm gonna start. I
always do, why would that
change now?
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Welcome, to the next episode of
Truth or Dare, brought to you
by, The Truth or Daredevils.
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So who's gonna get it this
week? You know...
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A few of you guys mentioned
that we didn't quite play
Russian Roulette the right way.
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You can thank Tony for that.
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Shut up!
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You asked for it. So keep
watching. Find out who's gonna
get it next.
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Thank you, love.
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And, one in the chamber. And
Tony's first.
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Uh, why don't you go, guy?
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Nope. Handle it.
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Fuck.
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That thing even on?
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I already told you its
recording. Just man the fuck up.
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I fucking hate you guys.
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Now you go, big shot.
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Yeah, yeah. Stand back and
watch. I'm not gonna waste as
much airtime as you did.
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John!
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What the fuck was that?! What
the fuck was that?!
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I'm so sorry!
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Fuck!
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Baby!
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What the fuck just happened?!
What the fuck, what the fuck,
what the fuck?!
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What did you do?!
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I didn't do anything! And it
was supposed to be a blank.
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Tony, call an ambulance!
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Courtney, it's not gonna bring
him back! Fuck!
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I don't know what happened! It
was supposed to be a blank!
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Well it wasn't!
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I checked it before I put it in
the bag, and then I checked it
when I put it on the table, and
then I -
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Oh, guys. You should have
totally told me we were going
to be wearing pajamas. I would
have totally worn mine.
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I hate to waste tape.
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And Jennifer, I'm a little
disappointed. You didn't wear
the cute little pink jam-jams...
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The ones with the black polka
dots. Those are my favorites!
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You don't know how excited I am
to play with you guys! I've
been waiting for this for so
long.
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That's the psycho from earlier.
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The crazy audience member?
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What was that? Ray, I'm no
longer an audience member.
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What the fuck are you then?
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I'm the new member of the Truth
or Daredevils! Yes!
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Looks like John lost on round 1
of his turn already.
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I love what he's done with the
place though.
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Let me get you guys settled, so
we can carry on with the game.
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I'm gonna need everyone to sit
on the ground, okay?
Criss-cross apple sauce. Just
like when we were kids.
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I don't want to.
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Ray! Right there, Ray.
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Ray's a tough guy.
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Jennifer, you can sit next to
Ray.
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Michelle, you get to complete
the circle. Right here.
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Courtney, I'm gonna need you to
ziptie everyone's hands behind
their backs.
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No, I can't.
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Courtney, did you want me to
keep shooting John's corpse?
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No.
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Seems kind of silly, doesn't it?
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Courtney.
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What?
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Should we play the game?
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Yeah.
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That a girl! That's great.
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I've taken it upon myself. I've
brought a list of our rules...
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And I'm gonna put em up here
just so everyone can see them
for reference. Okay?
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Like I was saying earlier.
We're gonna play my version of
the game.
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Which, it's pretty simple,
really. I get to ask you all of
the questions, which are of my
choosing.
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It's fair if you think about it.
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What the fuck, dude? You killed
John.
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I didn't pull the trigger, he
did.
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That's some pretty fucked up
logic you got there, buddy.
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Ray, perhaps you would like to
sit this one out?
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Ah! Fuck!
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I know, I forget how loud that
is.
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You didn't answer my question.
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It's okay though. I'll ask it
again. Do you wanna play the
game with us or not?
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Fine. I'll play.
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Ok. Good, good, good, good,
good!
223
00:15:55,300 --> 00:16:03,800
If there's anyone else here
that would like to not play,
just tell me now.
224
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:10,800
Okay good. Ah, ah! Courtney,
since you're up, since John's
done playing the game...
225
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:16,800
Can you remove him from the
player's circle?
226
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:32,800
Come on.
227
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:38,800
Okay. Good. Courtney, I'm gonna
need you to, sit with the
group. Sit with the team!
228
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:48,800
Come on, let's play a game.
Come on.
229
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:54,300
Like I was saying, I get to ask
the pivotal question, as well
as the truth questions, and the
dares themselves.
230
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:59,800
You guys, of course, you guys
get to choose between truth or
dare.
231
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:07,800
So, shall we carry on? Are you
guys ready to play?
232
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:14,800
Okay, a rule I'd like to bring
to your attention, you guys...
233
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,800
If I ask a group question, I
expect a group answer.
234
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:24,800
So, let me ask again; are we
ready to play?
235
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,800
Yes, yes, yes, yes. We're ready
to play.
236
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:38,800
Thank you.
237
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,800
Okay.
238
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:50,800
Now, when it's your turn. I'm
gonna untie you.
239
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:56,300
If you think about running, or
causing a scene, you'll be
shot.
240
00:17:56,300 --> 00:18:00,800
If anyone escapes,
unfortunately, I'll be forced
to terminate the game abruptly.
241
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,800
What do you mean, terminate the
game?
242
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:09,800
As in, nobody in this room,
will ever play again.
243
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:16,800
If you try to run, nobody will
have enough time to get back
here to save anyone.
244
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:22,300
This game, it doesn't belong to
us anymore. It belongs to the
fans.
245
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,800
We're here because of them, the
fans.
246
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,800
You're fucking insane.
247
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:50,800
Ray, if by insane, you mean I'm
a passionate, hungry artist,
then yes, yes I am.
248
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,800
Tony, you're up.
249
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,800
Fuck.
250
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,800
But, but my turn was right
before John's. Someone else
should go.
251
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,800
Truth or dare?
252
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,800
Pick truth. Its gotta be the
safe zone.
253
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,800
Okay. I think it's Tony's
prerogative.
254
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,800
Okay, okay, truth. Truth.
255
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:15,800
Thank you, Tony. Tony, what is
the age of the youngest woman
you've slept with?
256
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:23,800
Um, it was Natalie. Back in
high school. She was 16, I was
17.
257
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,800
No.
258
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,800
What you got there, buddy?
259
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,800
Wait, wait, don't!
260
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800
Babe!
261
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800
What the fuck?
262
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,800
What the fuck is your problem?
263
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:41,800
I forgot to tell you guys. If
you answer a truth question
wrongly, you'll be penalized.
264
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:46,800
Ow! You fucking psychopath!
265
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,800
I told you the truth.
266
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:54,800
Oh really? What about the
tourist you were with like 17
days ago?
267
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,800
Wait, what?
268
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,800
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about!
269
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,800
I know more than you think.
Remember that.
270
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,800
If you don't fess up, I'm gonna
tell the whole group here and
you'll be penalized.
271
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800
No.
272
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,800
Her name is Amber, and...
273
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,800
Ah! Okay! Okay! Fuck! Alright!
Okay.
274
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:18,800
Her, her name is Amber! Her
name is Amber and I fucked her,
okay? I fucked her! Alright?
275
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:29,800
And she's only 13. And I didn't
know, cause when I met her she
said she was 15. She said she
was 15!
276
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,800
God, Tony.
277
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,800
God!
278
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,800
How the hell could you do this?
279
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,800
She said she was 15.
280
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:43,800
That's still illegal, you sick
fuck!
281
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,800
That's some shit, man.
282
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,300
How do you even know this?!
283
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:58,300
Ladies and gentlemen, Tony!
Courtney, its your turn.
284
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:03,800
Courtney, truth or dare?
285
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,800
I don't want to play.
286
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:15,800
Please, I don't want to play.
287
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,800
Okay! Truth! Truth!
288
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:30,800
Okay! This is a good one. Who
was the last person you had sex
with?
289
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,800
It was John.
290
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,800
What are you doing?!
291
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,800
Don't touch her!
292
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:51,800
Wait! Wait! Wait!
293
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:57,300
Okay. See, we got a bunch of
liars here and that's what you
get for lying.
294
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:02,300
I've known Courtney for years!
She would never cheat on John,
you creep!
295
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:08,800
I wouldn't be so quick to
judge, Jennifer. And my name's
Derik. With a "k."
296
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,800
She wasn't lying. Your rules
don't make any sense!
297
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,800
Rules, Jennifer. At least I
have rules!
298
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:21,300
Before I joined your group,
your game, it lacked structure.
It lacked realism.
299
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:26,300
I'm bringing both those to the
table and we're making the best
videos yet!
300
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:33,800
You should be thanking me. And
besides, I don't hear any
protests from Courtney.
301
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:41,800
What? What is he talking about?
302
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,800
I love Ray.
303
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:53,800
I know you do. He's your
brother.
304
00:22:53,800 --> 00:23:06,800
Ray. I need to know what the
fuck is going on here, guys!
305
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,800
You wouldn't understand.
306
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,800
Try me!
307
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:16,800
Well, if you loved him the way
that I do, maybe you would know
that...
308
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:22,800
Courtney?! He's my boyfriend.
What are you trying to say?!
309
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,800
Ray and I made love.
310
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,800
What?
311
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,800
What?
312
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:34,800
It's not what you think. Okay?
It's not what you think. We
were both really drunk, we were
at a bar.
313
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:40,800
Even if you're drunk, there has
to be some sort of a fucking
alarm...
314
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:45,800
That goes off in your head that
says screwing a family member
is disgusting!
315
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:51,800
As it turns out, they've been
having a lot of sex.
316
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,800
When?
317
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:59,800
Oh, they've made love, 7 times
in the last week.
318
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,800
I'm sure they've been doing
this since their childhood but
I don't know.
319
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,800
I've only been your number 1
fan for like, so long so I
don't know, who knows?
320
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,800
How could you?
321
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:14,800
I love him. I've always loved
him.
322
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,800
And you guys thought I was the
messed up one. This is great!
323
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,800
We're in love.
324
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,800
Oh god! All of you are fucked
in the head.
325
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:30,800
You just don't understand. We
knew you wouldn't understand.
326
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:37,800
I love how you guys play the
game! Oh, this is so good!
327
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,800
You're up next, Ray!
328
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800
Fuck you!
329
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:49,800
I'm sorry. We're not related,
so I don't think you'd be into
that type of thing!
330
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,800
I'm not playing your game, you
freak. I refuse to.
331
00:24:52,800 --> 00:25:01,800
Oh, I'm the freak? That's
funny. See, we are playing our
game, and see here's the thing.
332
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:06,800
It's your turn. And you have to
play! Sorry I didn't make that
more clear.
333
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,800
Go ahead. Just shoot me. I dare
you.
334
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,300
Ray, it's not your turn to ask
me a dare, my friend.
335
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:21,800
But, if you don't mind having a
bullet put in you? I'll keep
that in mind for next round.
336
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,800
Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.
337
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:31,800
No! Please play! You need to
play, please! Please, I need
you to play!
338
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:38,800
See Ray, I suspect that
Courtney doesn't have the same
affinity for being shot, as
you. Do you, Courtney?
339
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,800
No! Please! I already had my
turn! I played your game, I did
it the way you wanted to.
340
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,800
You're not playing by your own
rules!
341
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:50,800
Well see, the thing is, Ray
doesn't want to play so I had
to make an addendum to the
rules.
342
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,800
Okay, wait, wait, wait!
343
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:58,800
Ray, if you don't want to play,
I'm gonna have to have Courtney
sit out the rest of the game.
344
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,800
Okay! I'll play! I'll play, you
fuck! I'll play, I'll play!
Okay, just don't hurt her.
345
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:11,800
Ray, I love your spirit.
346
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:29,800
Don't be doing anything stupid.
347
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,800
Ray, truth or dare?
348
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:42,800
Dare.
349
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:49,800
Ray, I dare you, to eat this
glass.
350
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,800
Fuck that! I choose truth
instead.
351
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,800
Ray, you've already chose, you
must complete the dare!
352
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,800
Please, baby! Please, just do
it, please just do it!
353
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:17,800
Okay, okay, okay okay! I'll do
it! I'll do it.
354
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:44,800
Go ahead, Ray.
355
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:49,800
Good job! That is the Truth or
Daredevil spirit!
356
00:27:49,800 --> 00:28:29,800
Now Ray, please finish because
Jennifer is anxiously awaiting
her turn.
357
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Good job, buddy!
358
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:42,800
I'm really starting to like you!
359
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:50,800
Okay great! That was great, Ray!
360
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,800
So now. Jennifer, if you don't
mind...
361
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:10,800
I'm gonna go ahead and upload
our most current truth or dare
video before we get to your
turn.
362
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,800
Okay, what's our team password
for the video page?
363
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,800
I don't know.
364
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,800
What's our fucking password?!
365
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,800
I don't know! I don't know!
They never gave it to me
because I don't; -
366
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800
It's "Irish Jigsaw!"
367
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,800
Thank you, god get it together!
368
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,800
You guys, you know what, you
should really email me all of
the vital team info.
369
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:33,800
That way I can stay totally up
to date on everything that's
happening with the team.
370
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:39,800
Like for instance, if we decide
to incorporate costumes into
our next video.
371
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,800
God! It's going to be so
exciting!
372
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,800
There we go. Okay.
373
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:49,300
I'm gonna let this upload while
we continue with our game,
alright?
374
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:59,800
So I took the liberty of buying
a second card so we can
continue with this.
375
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:08,800
That's gonna be a good shot.
Jennifer, you look great.
376
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,800
Jennifer, truth or dare?
377
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,800
Truth.
378
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,800
What age did you first have sex?
379
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:25,800
Eleven. I was raped when I was
eleven.
380
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,800
That is true! Good girl!
381
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,800
Don't look at me, Ray. Its not
like I had a choice.
382
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,800
Who did it?
383
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,800
It doesn't matter.
384
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,800
I'm, I'm sorry.
385
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,800
I don't need your sympathy!
386
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,800
I guess this game is completely
rigged.
387
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,800
This game isn't rigged, okay!
388
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,800
Okay! Okay! Okay!
389
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,800
When you were playing with your
own rules, your game lacked
integrity, okay?
390
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Okay.
391
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,800
What I brought to the table, is
integrity. This is going to be
our most honest video, ever!
392
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,800
Okay!
393
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,800
All you have to do is play by
the rules. This is serious,
okay?!
394
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,800
Okay!
395
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:09,800
Act like it! If you have a
stupid opinion, next time just
shut the fuck up!
396
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:14,800
Good job, Jen! At least
somebody knows how to play the
game.
397
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:35,800
Alright, Michelle. Are we
having fun guys?
398
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:41,800
Michelle, truth or dare?
399
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,800
Truth.
400
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:50,800
When you were born, what was
your full, legal name, Michelle?
401
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,800
Michelle Jean Lucas.
402
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,800
She answered your question, she
told the truth!
403
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,800
No, no, no, no!
404
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:05,800
God! Don't!
405
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:11,800
I told the truth! I told the
truth!
406
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,800
Baby.
407
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,800
Michelle, you need to quit
lying so much.
408
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,800
There is no way that you know.
409
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,800
Know what?
410
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:31,800
It's called, truth or dare. How
many people do I have to stab
before you guys realize you
have to stop lying?
411
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,800
How the fuck, how the fuck do
you know?
412
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:45,800
When I said I was your biggest
fan, and I knew everything
about you guys, I meant it.
413
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:54,800
I was, I was... my first...
when I was born...
414
00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:02,800
I was... when I was born...
415
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:11,800
My full name when I was born
was Michael Gene Lucas!
416
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,800
I don't get it.
417
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,800
You heard me.
418
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:30,800
Tony. She, she, she said
Michael. Tony, when the two of
you make love, do you always
have to use lube?
419
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,300
Well, yeah.
420
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:41,800
Why do you think she can't
naturally produce lubrication?
Or is it that you just can't
get her wet, big guy?
421
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:48,800
Well she said she had a medical
condition.
422
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,800
Does she use birth control?
423
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:59,800
Well no, but...
424
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,800
Oh what the fuck? What the
fuck?! God!
425
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,800
You don't understand! I was
supposed to be a girl!
426
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,800
You're right, I don't
understand because this shit
ain't right!
427
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,800
Fuck you! You fucking pedophile!
428
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,800
That was one time!
429
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,800
Fuck you! Fuck you.
430
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,800
Oh yeah, Tony. Only one time!
431
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,800
Yeah!
432
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,800
What about the 14 year old last
month?
433
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,800
Or what is it you're expecting
to do with this 11 year old
that you've been chatting up
recently online?
434
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,800
God you people!
435
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:37,800
Alright, I might have a
problem. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
436
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:49,800
Enough. We're losing some
momentum here. We need to get
on with our game.
437
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:59,800
You guys, you really gotta stop
lying to each other. That's no
way to treat your teammates.
438
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:06,800
So insensitive.
439
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,800
Oh yes! It's my turn!
440
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,800
Okay, for the time being, I'm
not gonna record my turn.
441
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,800
You know, we don't want to
confuse our fans by just going
ahead and putting me in the
latest video.
442
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:26,800
We're gonna wait until the
official press release.
443
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,800
Jennifer, why don't you ask the
pivotal question?
444
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,800
Truth or dare?
445
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,800
I'm gonna go with truth!
446
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,800
Figures.
447
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800
Quick, guys let's think of
something he doesn't know the
answer to!
448
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800
Why are you doing this?
449
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,800
Dammit, Tony!
450
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,800
God, that's a good question,
Tony. Well, I think you already
know the answer to that.
451
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,800
You're a fucking moron, Tony.
452
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,800
I need to know why the fuck
he's doing this!
453
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,800
Who the fuck cares why he's
doing this, we need to get
him...
454
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:57,800
Hey, hey, hey, guys! I'm right
here, I can hear everything
you're saying, okay?
455
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:03,800
It's my turn! Now, to answer
Tony's truth question.
456
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:10,300
As you guys know, I've always
been your #1 fan, there's not a
bigger fan than me. I've alway
been your #1 fan.
457
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:15,300
But now, now that I'm actually,
I'm a member, I'm a real member
of the Truth or Daredevils...
458
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:21,300
We're all in the same group.
Now that I'm a member, I'm here
to bring the truth to the fans.
459
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:26,300
The last video that you guys
did, it was fake, it was fake,
it wasn't even real. Nobody
here was even playing.
460
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:29,300
At least I'm showing how the
game is supposed to be played,
okay?
461
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:32,300
The fans, they want to see
reality. And that's what we're
gonna do.
462
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:36,800
We're gonna give the fans what
they desire! And, you know
what?
463
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:46,800
Let's just go ahead, let's
prove my point. Let's see how
they're responding to the video.
464
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:56,800
Oh here it comes! You guys,
yes! Yes!
465
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:04,800
This is going to be our biggest
video yet! I mean...
466
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:10,800
You guys. The fans! They're
responding! They're responding!
They like this video!
467
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,800
Oh you guys, this is so
exciting! We're gonna have so
many views!
468
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,800
The fans, they're responding to
the realism.
469
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,800
They appreciate the structure I
brought to the game for sure,
look, it says so right there!
470
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,800
Oh... it's a good day!
471
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:38,800
You guys, we are doing so good.
472
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,800
And back to you, Tony. Truth or
dare?
473
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:52,800
Whatever one I pick is gonna
fucking suck... dare.
474
00:37:52,800 --> 00:38:05,300
I dare you, to cut off your
nipples.
475
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,800
Really?
476
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,300
I don't think you need me to
repeat the instructions.
477
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:16,800
Tony, it's like ripping off a
bandaid. The quicker you go,
the less painful it is.
478
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:23,800
Cutting off your nipple, is
nothing like ripping off a
fucking bandaid, dude! I can't
do this!
479
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:29,800
Do it.
480
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:39,800
Ah! Don't get any ideas. Just
complete the dare. You remember
the rules.
481
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:47,800
What are; you don't need to
stand!
482
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:56,800
Derik, I can't do this. Please,
can I, can I go, can I go with
truth?
483
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:09,800
I don't think you have any
other alternative.
484
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,800
Fuck! Fuck! This fucking sucks!
485
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:41,800
Just do it!
486
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:46,800
Ow! Ow! You're not getting the
other one, you're not getting
the other one, I can't do it.
487
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,800
Tony, sorry but I'm not
interested in doing anything
halfway, alright? And you
shouldn't be either!
488
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:57,800
I can't! I can't! I'm sorry, I
can't!
489
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,800
You need to do both.
490
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,800
It's not happening. No.
491
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,800
Put the knife down.
492
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,800
What?
493
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,800
I said put the fucking knife
down!
494
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:16,800
Okay!
495
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,800
I'm gonna tie you up, like your
other teammates, okay?
496
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,800
Oh, okay.
497
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,800
Thank you, thank you, Derik.
498
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:32,800
Oh, you're welcome. No it's my,
it's my pleasure. I'm just
gonna have to help you out on
this one.
499
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,300
No! No! No! No!
500
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:46,800
Since you couldn't complete the
dare, I'm gonna have to finish
it for you.
501
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:53,800
Remember now. Don't move. The
less you move, the more likely
I am to get just the nipple,
okay?
502
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,800
Okay. Okay.
503
00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:03,800
Okay. Here we go.
504
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,800
Oh fuck!
505
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:23,800
Oh! That was fun! I think this
is a great time to upload our
next clip, huh guys?
506
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:30,800
We already have over 430,000
views! Yes! Woo!
507
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:43,800
Let's go ahead and give
ourselves a big round of
applause for all of our hard
work!
508
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:51,800
Yes! Okay!
509
00:41:51,800 --> 00:42:00,800
What? I don't understand? I
don't fucking understand! What
the?!
510
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,800
They think our video is another
fake!
511
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,800
How ignorant can they be?
512
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:13,800
Do you actually believe our
fans would think that we would
hurt ourselves?
513
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,800
That's what happens when you
play the game for real.
514
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,800
Of course nothing is going to
happen when you don't put any
fucking bullets in the chamber!
515
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,800
Nobody plays Russian Roulette
unless you're a POW, you fuck!
516
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:30,800
I know all kinds of people that
play these games without
spreading the lies that your
people spread!
517
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:31,800
Lies? What lies?
518
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:40,800
You fucking told lies! You know
how I felt when I found out
your last video wasn't real?
519
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,800
What the fuck are you talking
about?
520
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:52,800
When I saw the onscreen, the
perceived death that you guy
did, I commended you.
521
00:42:52,800 --> 00:43:03,800
I mean, the fact that you guys
were willing to risk your
selves, to sacrifice yourselves
for your art. It was great.
522
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,800
What are you talking about? We
just make Youtube videos.
523
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,800
Just videos?
524
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,800
Yeah.
525
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:18,800
How can you call them "just
videos?" I have every piece of
merchandise of yours from your
online store.
526
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,800
Every newspaper clipping, every
photo of you guys out in
public.
527
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:35,800
I have all of that. They're not
just videos. They're an
inspiration. Especially to me.
528
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:42,300
You are one twisted fuck. And
that says a lot coming from a
guy like me.
529
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:47,800
Why don't you get a life. Do
something with yourself. Get a
girl.
530
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,800
Although, I doubt you could
ever find anyone that would
fuck you.
531
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:58,800
You think that's funny? You
think that's funny?!
532
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,800
No, of course not.
533
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:11,800
I'd watch the way you choose
your fucking words! Remember
who's choosing your fucking
dares, okay?
534
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,800
I know.
535
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:20,800
Alright, good talk everyone...
okay let's play!
536
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:26,800
Okay, now back to Courtney.
Courtney, truth or dare?
537
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,800
You're just gonna stab me again
if I choose truth, right?
538
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,800
Dare.
539
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,800
Dare! Okay. I've got a great
one for you... Tony!
540
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,800
What, what are you doing? What
are you doing, man?
541
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:46,800
Get up! Now, stand over there.
Alright.
542
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:57,800
Ow!
543
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800
No! Please!
544
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,800
It's a bullet!
545
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,800
No!
546
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,800
Look, it's a bullet!
547
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,800
No!
548
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,800
Kiss it!
549
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,550
No!
550
00:45:07,550 --> 00:45:08,800
Kiss it for luck!
551
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:17,800
No!
552
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:28,800
No! No! Please.
553
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800
Stand still.
554
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,800
Okay.
555
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,800
Okay, okay. Oh, this is going
to be fun. Okay.
556
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:41,800
Courtney, stand up. Stand up.
557
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,800
There you go.
558
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:53,800
Okay. Now Courtney, I'm gonna
give you the gun, okay? Don't
get any ideas.
559
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,800
Now take the gun.
560
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,800
I dare you to shoot that cup
off Tony's head.
561
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,800
Oh, fuck me!
562
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,800
If you don't complete the dare
though, you'll be the one with
the bullet in your head.
563
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:25,800
If I think you're intentionally
trying to miss, we'll just keep
shooting until you hit
something. Got it?
564
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:31,800
Oh, this is going to be fun!
565
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:37,800
Courtney, back to you. Truth or
dare?
566
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,800
Dare.
567
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,800
I dare you to shoot that cup
off Tony's head.
568
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:50,800
Oh fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck!
569
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,800
Courtney, you can do this,
okay. You can do this.
570
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,800
I can't.
571
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,800
Do it!
572
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,800
Courtney just stay calm and aim
the gun at the cup! You got
this! You can do this!
573
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,800
Use both of your hands!
574
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,800
Okay, okay, okay.
575
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,800
You gotta stand still! Quite
moving around!
576
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,800
I got fucking stabbed in the
leg!
577
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,800
Alright, aim it higher! You
gotta aim it higher!
578
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:11,800
Come on!
579
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,800
You got this!
580
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,800
Courtney!
581
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,800
Okay, okay, okay!
582
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:15,800
Right there!
583
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,800
Guys I can't do it if you guys
are; - let me focus!
584
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:23,800
Courtney!
585
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,800
You did it! You did it!
586
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,800
Thank you!
587
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:37,800
Thank you for not killing me.
588
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:51,800
Well, that was sure
anti-climatic! Sit down.
589
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,800
Tony! Stay right there.
590
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,800
Okay! Okay!
591
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,800
Ray, truth or dare?
592
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,800
Don't pick dare, dude!
593
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:00,800
Dare.
594
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:07,800
Why? God! What is wrong with
you?
595
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,800
I need you to stand up, Ray.
Ray get up.
596
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:16,800
Right here.
597
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:21,800
Okay. Now it seemed a bit easy
for Courtney, so; -
598
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:25,800
Ray, I'm gonna change it up.
599
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,800
Oh, fuck you!
600
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,800
What the? That's not fair.
601
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,800
Well Ray, I don't think it's up
to you to decide what's fair or
not, okay?
602
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,800
Fuck.
603
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:56,800
Remember, even though you're
blindfolded, I've still got my
gun on your head, okay? So no
funny shit.
604
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:07,800
Okay, Ray. No funny stuff,
okay? Here's the gun.
605
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,800
Okay.
606
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:19,800
Ray? Truth or dare?
607
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:20,800
Shit!
608
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,800
Come on, Ray. Play the game!
609
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,800
Dare!
610
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:30,800
There you go, Ray. You know
what to do. Shoot the cup off
of his head.
611
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,800
Derik, I can't do this.
612
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,800
Don't.
613
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,800
I really can't. I can't do it.
614
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,800
Oh, yes you can.
615
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,300
I can't do it again.
616
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:35,800
Oh yes.
617
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,300
I don't wanna do it. Please.
618
00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:36,800
You can. You can.
619
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,300
Please!
620
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,800
It's exciting! It's truth or
dare!
621
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:43,800
No, its not! Shit!
622
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,800
Not there, Ray! You've gotta
aim it higher! You're gonna
shoot him in the head!
623
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:47,800
Over to the left a little!
624
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,800
Come on! You're gonna blow his
freaking head off! What are you
doing?
625
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,800
Girls, you're gonna screw him
up! Leave him alone!
626
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:53,800
You want to live or don't you?
627
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:58,800
Everybody shut the fuck up!
Tony, you got the best sight on
this. I want you to tell me
where to aim.
628
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:03,800
Okay, come on. You gotta at
least; you're way off. Let me;
at least try here.
629
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,300
Alright Ray. Listen to me,
buddy. We're gonna do this.
630
00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:09,300
Alright, here's what you gotta
do.
631
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:14,800
Okay. Just raise the gun, up a
little higher. Now off to your
right. Your other right.
632
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:19,800
Okay, now down a little bit.
No, no, no, no, no, no! Up! Up!
Up! Up! Up! Up! Up!
633
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,800
Okay, right there. Right there.
Right there, perfect! Perfect,
Ray. Perfect.
634
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:30,800
Okay, I think I'm ready.
Alright. Oh shit.
635
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,800
Ray! You lowered your fucking;
- raise it up! Raise it up,
Ray!
636
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,800
I'm gonna count down from 5.
637
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,800
Okay.
638
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,800
Now over to your right.
639
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,800
Five!
640
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,300
Is it good?
641
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:41,800
Ray, up!
642
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:42,800
Four!
643
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:43,800
A little up higher, Ray!
644
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,800
Three!
645
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,800
What about now?
646
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,800
Two!
647
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,800
Holy shit! Ray, you did it! You
did it!
648
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:55,800
Holy shit!
649
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,800
Ray, you fucking did it!, baby!
650
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,800
Who would have thought all
those years of Duck Hunt paid
off, buddy!
651
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,800
I can't believe that shit
actually worked!
652
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,800
Enough, Ray! You need to sit
down now.
653
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,800
Good work, Ray! Good work, dude!
654
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:15,800
That was a good shot.
655
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:21,800
Okay, Jen. Truth or dare?
656
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,800
Jen, choose truth. You won last
round.
657
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,800
Jen, truth. Truth.
658
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,300
Dare.
659
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:29,800
God dammit!
660
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,800
What are you doing?
661
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,800
What the fuck is wrong with you?
662
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:36,800
I'm gonna need you to get up,
we're gonna do the same thing.
Come over here.
663
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,800
Hey hey! You! Ah, ah, ah! You!
Get back there!
664
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,800
Yeah but I; -
665
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,800
Get back over there!
666
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,800
I went like three times maybe
we should have someone else go?
667
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,800
You're not done yet, party boy.
668
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:54,800
Man, are you sure you want me
to play, maybe the fans want to
see someone else? Derik?
669
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,800
Okay, the rules. Hold still.
670
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,800
Okay. Okay.
671
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,800
Right there.
672
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:09,800
I don't want to play anymore.
673
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:10,800
Oh what the fuck is that?
674
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:16,800
It's a shotgun!
675
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:28,800
Okay.
676
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:37,800
Jennifer. Pick up the shotgun.
And don't do anything else but
the dare.
677
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,800
Hey Jen, Jen! Aim up! You gotta
aim up!
678
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,800
I want you to shoot that off
Tony's head.
679
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,300
Now, that's a 12 gauge shotgun.
It's got nine shells in it...
680
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:48,800
So its gonna kick an awful lot,
so you're gonna wanna adjust
your stance, okay?
681
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,800
I know you're a girl and you
probably haven't fired one of
these before so...
682
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,800
How old is the girl you're
chatting with online?
683
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:58,800
What?
684
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:06,800
No, Jen! No!
685
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,800
I'm so sorry!
686
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:18,800
Yes! Yes! Jen! Jen, I love how
you play this game! Holy shit!
Oh my god!
687
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:25,800
We need a cheer! A Daredev; -
we'll come up with a cheer
later, that was awesome! That
was awesome.
688
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:36,800
Okay, I need you to sit down.
That was really good, Jen. That
was really good. Yes!
689
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:47,800
Okay. I'm gonna check how our
video is doing.
690
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:53,800
You guys! Oh my God! We, we
just passed a million views!
691
00:53:53,800 --> 00:54:04,800
Yes! High five! Oh, okay. Yes!
Yes! Okay, let me read some of
our comments.
692
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:09,300
Mike from Ohio. He says this is
the best video we've done. I
know, Mike!
693
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:12,300
He says its better than any of
his videos he's done. You know,
yeah.
694
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:20,800
And Neil from Arizona, he
thinks... he thinks the new
gore fx are even better than...
695
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:26,300
Those aren't effects! I'll show
you this! This is real! This is
real!
696
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:31,800
That's real! Those are real!
Those are real! Is this real?!
Is this real?!
697
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:32,800
Help!!
698
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,800
Is this real?! Is this real?!
699
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,800
Yes, it's real!
700
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:35,800
Is that real?!
701
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,800
He's killing us!
702
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:37,800
Is this real?!
703
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:38,800
Please help us!
704
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:45,800
Is this real?!
705
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,800
Yes!
706
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,800
Is this real?! Is this cgi?!
Stupid people! You stupid
people!
707
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,800
I'm giving you the reality you
want! This is all real!
708
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,800
Help! We are at 951 Durden Dr!
709
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:08,800
You're gonna be on tv, Ray!
Ray! Wake up, Ray! Ray! Wake
up! You're on tv! This is all
real!
710
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,800
God, help us!
711
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:15,800
They're all back here! They're
dead! They're fucking dead!
712
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,800
Apparently we need to amp
things up!
713
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:23,800
Is that, is that what it's come
to? All they want is sex?
That's all they want is sex!
714
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,800
That's what this world has come
to! That's what this world has
come to!
715
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:34,800
You know what? Let's give em.
We'll 'em what they want. Let
me think.
716
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,800
You guys, I've got an idea.
Okay. I've got an idea.
717
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:43,800
Michelle! Get up, Michelle! Get
up! Get up! Ah!!!! Ah!!!
718
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,800
Wake up! Come on, come on.
We're gonna play the game.
We're gonna play the game.
719
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,800
My head hurts!
720
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,800
Get up!
721
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,800
Come on, come on. We're gonna
play the game. Come on, we're
gonna play the game.
722
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,800
Come on, come on. You're not
very tough for a boy.
723
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800
Please stop. Stop!
724
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:03,800
Get up. Come on. Get up! Get
up! Get up! Get up!
725
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:09,800
Alright. This game is the best
yet. I thought of it. I've got
an idea. I've got an idea for
this round, okay?
726
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:14,800
And for this round, its my
turn! Its gonna be my turn
okay?
727
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:20,800
Umm, I'm gonna choose dare. I'm
gonna choose dare.
728
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:25,800
Tony lost on his round so, we
need to get him out of the
players circle. I'll just...
729
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:42,800
What is he doing?
730
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:49,300
Okay. What was I gonna do? Oh
yeah, I choose dare.
731
00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:50,800
I dare Courtney to kiss me.
732
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:51,800
Don't touch me.
733
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,800
That's, that's, what, that's
what the fans want.
734
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,800
No!
735
00:56:55,800 --> 00:57:06,800
They want more sex, so...
736
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:13,800
What the hell was that?!
737
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:18,800
You're gonna regret that.
Remember who's running the game
here.
738
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:25,800
Especially since you're up next!
739
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:38,800
Ladies and gentlemen. Courtney
chooses dare. Courtney, I dare
you to masturbate with this
bottle.
740
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:44,800
What is wrong with you?
741
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,800
Wasn't it, wasn't it your turn?
Remember, because I just went.
742
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:57,800
Well you know what? I've
decided its the lightning
round. And like I said, you're
up first. Go.
743
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:02,800
No.
744
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,800
You're up.
745
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,800
We're having trouble following
your game because you keep
changing the rules on us.
746
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:13,800
Okay, Jennifer. I know it's a
little hard to see the rules
right now, but how about this?
747
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:18,800
How about I just go ahead and
eliminate everyone else from
the game. And you can play by
yourself.
748
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,800
Well, let's see. Who should I
start with first?
749
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,800
Derik, this isn't fair.
750
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:31,800
You want to talk about fair,
Ray?! All I ever wanted to do,
was have my own successful
Youtube Channel.
751
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:36,800
Well, as we know, it doesn't
really work that way, does it?!
752
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:42,300
Now, here I have my hands on a
record-breaking video, so if
anyone thinks what I'm doing
isn't fair...
753
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:44,800
Shut the fuck up!
754
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,800
Okay, okay, okay, shhhh. Just
don't point the gun. I'll do it.
755
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,800
Alright, great, great, great,
let's play! Let's play the game.
756
00:58:52,800 --> 00:59:07,800
Get up. This is gonna be fun.
This is gonna be fun. Okay,
let's get right by the camera
here.
757
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:14,800
Okay yeah. I'm gonna need you
to sit right here.
758
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,800
Okay, great. Alright, guys.
759
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:26,800
Oh that's, that's a nice shot.
760
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:45,800
Okay. Courtney chose dare.
Courtney, I dare you to
masturbate with that bottle.
761
00:59:45,800 --> 01:00:13,800
Come on.
762
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:32,800
Come on, do it, do it, do it.
763
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:40,800
I can't. I can't. I can't do
this.
764
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:45,800
Come on. This should be easy
for you. After all, you're the
one that's fucking around
everywhere!
765
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,800
Don't, talk to her like that.
766
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,800
What's that, Ray? You said you
wanna keep it in the family?
767
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:51,800
Go to hell!
768
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:57,800
Oh, did you just say you wanted
to help? Oh you guys, Ray wants
to help out on this one.
769
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:01,300
Oh, that's great! Oh, that's
great, Ray, thanks!
770
01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:03,800
Woo! We gotta help her. Alright!
771
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:15,800
Now Ray, I know you're excited
from the recent developments in
the game, but remember, I'll
shoot you.
772
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:24,800
Stand up.
773
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:43,800
Come on. Come on, Ray. Right
here. Right here, let's play
the game.
774
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:53,800
Okay, Ray. I dare you to have
sex with Courtney with that
bottle.
775
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:59,800
And Ray! You gotta complete the
dare! Otherwise, I'm shooting
everybody.
776
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:21,800
Okay? Besides, this should be
familiar territory for you.
777
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:31,800
It's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna
go really gentle. Okay, it's
gonna be alright.
778
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:52,800
I'm so, so sorry.
779
01:02:52,800 --> 01:03:03,800
Come on. Deeper, Ray. Deeper.
780
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:07,800
Why? Why isn't she coming, Ray?
781
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,800
Oh God, please just please;
please baby.
782
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,800
I can't do this anymore, I'm
sorry. I can't.
783
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,800
He's gonna kill us.
784
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:20,800
He's gonna kill all of us,
don't you get that? I don't
wanna kill the one I love.
785
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,800
Derik That's okay, I'll finish
it.
786
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:29,800
No! We gotta do it! Baby, we
gotta finish it, we gotta
finish it! Please just go!
787
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:34,800
Okay! Okay! I'll do it! I'll do
it! I'll do it!
788
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,800
Do it, Ray.
789
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:50,800
Just do it, baby. Just do it.
790
01:03:50,800 --> 01:04:07,800
Come on, Ray! I could do
better! Come on!
791
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:15,800
Oh my god, Ray! Somethings
wrong! Something is wrong! Ray!
792
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:16,800
Pull it out, Ray!
793
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,800
I can't! It's stuck!
794
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,800
Don't make me start counting!
795
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:26,800
No! Don't! Stop! Don't do it!
Don't do it! Don't pull it out!
796
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:38,800
I love you...
797
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:44,800
I love you...
798
01:04:44,800 --> 01:05:08,800
I didn't, I didn't think that
would work!
799
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:12,800
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
800
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,800
I guess Courtney's not playing
anymore.
801
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:21,800
Whoops. Okay. Ray. Okay, Ray.
We need to carry on with our
game.
802
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:27,800
Okay, Ray. I dare you to
perform oral sex on Courtney.
803
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,800
What?!
804
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,800
Ray, I dare you to go down on
Courtney.
805
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:37,800
I can't. This is fucking wrong,
man.
806
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,800
Well, that hasn't stopped you
before, Ray.
807
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,800
What the fuck is wrong with you?
808
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:48,800
Wait, wait, you never asked me
if I wanted truth or dare?
809
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:55,800
Ray! It's the lightning round!
Every turn's a dare! Come on,
Ray.
810
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,800
Come on! Tick-tock, Ray.
Tick-tock.
811
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:03,800
Ray, she's already dead, okay.
You're not gonna hurt her.
812
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:08,800
I can't! I can't fucking do it!
It's so fucked up! I can't!
813
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:39,800
It's better than a bullet in
the head.
814
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:45,800
I'm sorry!
815
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:46,800
How much longer do I have to do
this?!
816
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:54,800
Til I say stop! Come on! Sex!
Sex!
817
01:06:54,800 --> 01:07:07,800
See! See! That's what you want.
Sex!
818
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:22,800
Okay, Ray, I'm bored. You can
stop.
819
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:26,800
Come on, Ray. Good job.
820
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:43,800
I'm gonna check the latest
video. Ray, remove Courtney
from the player's circle.
821
01:07:43,800 --> 01:08:14,800
Na ah ah! All of her. All of
her.
822
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:19,800
There you go, Ray. Ray! This
video is incredible, Ray.
823
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:26,800
It's the best video. It's the
best video yet!
824
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:49,800
Okay, Ray. I'm need you to sit
back down. Come on.
825
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:52,800
Okay! Alright, back to the game!
826
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,800
Jennifer, I have a dare for you.
827
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:55,800
What?
828
01:08:55,800 --> 01:09:02,800
I dare you to take Michelle's
eye out with a corkscrew.
829
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:21,800
And I'm not waiting around on
this okay? I'd rather just
shoot you if you're holding up
the game!
830
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,800
I promise to be quick about it.
831
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:28,800
I'd rather have you shoot me,
than tear out my eye!
832
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:33,800
Oh yeah? Well I bet Jennifer
feels differently about that,
don't ya Jen?
833
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,800
Michelle! Michelle!
834
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,800
Okay!
835
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,800
We don't exactly have a choice
here!
836
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:39,800
Okay! Okay!
837
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:45,300
Okay, alright, well let's do
it. Come on, let's play the
game! Okay?
838
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:49,800
Let's see it, I'll even help.
I'll even help.
839
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,800
I'm sorry.
840
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,800
Okay. Left or right eye?
841
01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:00,800
Does it matter? Just choose one!
842
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:10,800
Open your eye. I'll be quick, I
promise.
843
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:23,800
I'm sorry!
844
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:31,800
I'm sorry!
845
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:32,800
I'm sorry!
846
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:38,800
God! Great job, Jennifer!
847
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:56,800
Thanks for not wasting our time.
848
01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:00,800
Okay, Michelle, you're up.
849
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:03,800
Come on.
850
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:27,800
Your eye is not the only thing
you lost you were born with.
851
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:40,800
Okay. Michelle, I dare you to
remove Ray's cancerous tumor.
852
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,800
What is he talking about?
853
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,800
I never, I never told you.
854
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:56,800
Hey, hey, hey! I can tell! Go!
Michelle!
855
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,800
Where is it?
856
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:05,800
One thing that Ray didn't share
with any of you, well, except
for his sister, lover,
Courtney...
857
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:17,800
Is that he has cancer in his,
in his right testicle.
858
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,800
Let's get this over with.
859
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:23,800
No, no, no!
860
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:27,800
Ray, we have to.
861
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:32,800
Ray stop fighting me or I'm
gonna end up cutting everything
off if you don't.
862
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:33,800
No! No!
863
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:35,800
Ray, stop, come on.
864
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:50,800
Get it over with! Do it!
865
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,800
I don't want to do this.
866
01:12:52,800 --> 01:13:18,800
Ray, it's not the end of the
world, trust me.
867
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:22,800
Here!
868
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:28,800
Where did it go? Where'd it go?
You know those are a delicacy
in the Rockies.
869
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,800
Angle the knife up.
870
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,800
Do it!
871
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,800
Hey! That was awesome, though!
That was awesome!
872
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:42,800
Nice job, Michelle!
873
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:48,800
No!
874
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:56,800
Thank you...
875
01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:07,800
Oh, Ray. You quit.
876
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:28,800
Why'd you quit the game, Ray?
877
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,800
What the fuck happened?!
878
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:35,800
Oh good, you're awake! Let's
finish the game.
879
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:38,800
What did you do with Ray?
880
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:44,300
Well, right there. See, you
guys had ice in your cooler
upstairs, but the water's not
turned on yet...
881
01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:48,800
So I had to use some sort of
liquid to jolt you awake.
882
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:54,800
Okay. Uh. It's my turn, isn't
it? I choose dare. Who has a
dare for me?
883
01:14:54,800 --> 01:15:04,800
Go fucking stab yourself.
884
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:25,800
Ow! That fucking hurts.
885
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:33,800
Let's finish the game.
886
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:41,800
Jennifer, I dare you to remove
Michelle's kidney.
887
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:45,800
You sick son of a bitch. Do you
even care if she survives?
888
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:53,800
Care? Do I care? Nobody cares
more about this than me.
889
01:15:53,800 --> 01:16:22,800
And besides, video never dies.
Now do it!
890
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:26,800
Where is your kidney?
891
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:32,800
Just look for the scar on my
back. I have one removed when I
was seven, just match it on the
other side.
892
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:35,800
What? How is she supposed to
survive with no kidneys?
893
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:42,800
Well! It might be nice to know
that patients can actually live
without kidneys for days, if
not weeks!
894
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:47,800
Do it! Finish the game!
895
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,800
I'm gonna do it on the count of
three, okay?
896
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:54,800
One...
897
01:16:54,800 --> 01:17:02,800
Two...
898
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:14,800
Three...
899
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:39,800
I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull it
out. Okay?
900
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:45,800
Okay! That was great! That was
great!
901
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:59,800
Okay, Michelle. You're up. I
dare you to give Jennifer an
abortion.
902
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:04,800
You're pregnant?
903
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:18,800
I'm a little sick of the knife
so, let's see what else I got.
904
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:31,800
I guess these will have to do!
905
01:18:31,800 --> 01:19:01,800
Do it!
906
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:07,300
You still don't get it, do you?
907
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:10,800
I'm gonna have to do this
myself.
908
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:29,800
No! No! No! No! No! No!
909
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:39,800
Where is it? Where is it?
910
01:19:39,800 --> 01:20:52,800
You never asked me what I did
to the man that raped me!
911
01:20:52,800 --> 01:21:00,800
Good game.
912
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:24,800
Guess I'm gonna have to go find
a new team.
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01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:36,800
Derik, Derik! Tell me. What was
it like being the newest member
of the Truth or Daredevils?
914
01:21:36,800 --> 01:24:24,351
You wanna know the truth?
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