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[theme song plays]
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♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪
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♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪
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♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪
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♪ Got a superspy mom ♪
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♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ The replacements ♪
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♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪
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♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪
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♪ And make things bad ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, we need a replacement.
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And fast.
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♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪
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♪ Modify and rearrange ♪
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♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪
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♪ Make 'em better, niceAnd strong and fast ♪
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♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪
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♪ Call in the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Just get the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Yes, my name is SheltonI got a house in Belton ♪
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Did you hear?
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Tasumi and Riley are totally
not friends anymore.
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I heard they're fighting
over a lost shirt
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with the yelling and the crying
and the scratching.
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[humming]
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What an ugly camel.
[laughs]
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I heard it was a bitter feud
between families over a stolen pig.
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Now they hate each other.
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[phone beeping]
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Riley, you are off my list!
My phone list!
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That's not what I heard.
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I have a friend whose mom
works at the hospital,
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and she said that Tasumi
needed a hair transplant donor
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and Riley said no.
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No wonder she wears that helmet.
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Welcome to my new Tasumi proof room.
No metal allowed.
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-[alarm blaring]
-[yells]
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You're losing it, Riles.
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[alarm blaring]
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[Agent K]
Oops. Almost forgot.
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-Is that it?
-[Agent K] Almost. Just about.
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A few more.
There you go.
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♪ Where have all the best friends gone? ♪
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♪ I guess I wouldn't know ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't have one ♪
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♪ Except for Abbey, she's cool ♪
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Hey, Todd, tell Riley
that's the lamest song ever.
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[groans]
Tasumi says that's the--
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Hey, Todd, tell Tasumi
her mama's the lamest song ever.
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-Riley says your mama is--
-Hey, Todd, tell Riley
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her face is the lamest song ever.
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[both grunting]
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Ladies, don't make me turn myself around.
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Why aren't you back here?
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'Cause I'm not stupid.
I'm staying out of it.
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Mom, can't you do something?
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Of course I can.
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La-la.
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And for my contribution
to Rare and Fragile Artifact Day,
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an antique teapot of the
Ding Dynasty's collection.
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-Legend has it--
-That's enough, Shelton.
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-Pass it around already.
-My incredibly fragile ancient teapot?
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I see no reason why not.
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-I'm passing it!
-No, I'm passing it!
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[both grunting]
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[slow motion]
No!
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Oh. Whew.
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No! The breaking and the smashing
and the pricelessness no more.
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[whimpers]
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You two, to the school counselor.
Now!
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[woman] Are you three ready
for some exciting role playing?
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I can't believe you dragged me into this.
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[woman]
Oh, come now, Ms. Narwhal,
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helping Lady Crow
and Brownie Bear mediate is an honor.
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First of all, his name is Captain Impaler.
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♪ Captain Impaler ♪
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And, second, you guys are best friends.
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Make up already and leave me out of it.
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Well, if you weren't so stubborn
and such a jerk sometimes.
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You think I'm the jerk?
You're the jerk!
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Girls, mind your words.
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Years ago, a few harsh words
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lost me a best friend
in the slumber party debacle of '72.
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It was... it was...
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[wailing]
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Uh-oh.
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Sarah! I never should have told you
that you weren't groovy.
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[blows nose]
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Todd, tell Tasumi
that I'm never going to forgive her for--
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Todd, tell Riley
that she's out of my life, and she--
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-[growls]
-[overlapping dialogue]
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[wailing]
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[growls]
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[wailing]
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-[growls]
-[wailing]
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Save me, Captain Impaler.
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♪ Captain Impaler ♪
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[phone beeping]
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[telephone rings]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, I need to replace
our school counselor
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with someone who can
help settle a girl fight.
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[Mr. Fleem]
Well, I am proud of you, Todd.
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Requesting a replacement
to help someone else.
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[groans
Believe me, it's totally selfish.
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[Tasumi and Riley arguing]
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Gladys Haig? It's me, Sarah.
Sarah Pierce from the slumber party.
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Oh, Sarah! I'm so sorry for everything.
You're totally groovy.
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[both laughing]
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Then let's go skating!
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[both yelling indistinct]
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Come on, Fleemco, give me someone good.
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[Riley]
Why'd you turn the lights out?
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[Tasumi]
Why'd you turn the lights out?
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Ladies and puppets,
put your hands together
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for international wrestling champion,
Lady Lady!
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Let's get ready
for the throwdown, sisters.
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[grunts]
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My motto: every lady problem
can be solved in the ring.
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How would that solve anything?
It won't tell us who's right.
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Just who can hit better.
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I would never stoop to violence
to settle a disagreement.
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So, it's OK, Tasumi,
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I totally forgive you
for causing the fight.
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Forgive me? I forgive you
for causing the fight.
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-No, I forgive you!
-No, I forgive you!
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-I forgive you first!
-[laughs]
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Sounds like we got us a match.
It's time to train for pain.
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Yeah!
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[panting]
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[grunting]
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[Lady Lady] Ooh, it's a lot tougher
when the steak fights back.
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Ho-ho, yeah!
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[yells]
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[gagging]
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[crowd cheering]
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That's one thing I'll never
understand about the human race.
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Always settling
your differences through violence.
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-So barbaric.
-Says the deadly spy car.
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-Built by humans.
-Touché.
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Get your foam fingers!
Can't enjoy a fight without a foam finger.
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I think Riley will lose 'cause she's,
like, the biggest loser.
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As if.
Gloomy Tasumi is way more of a loser.
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I think they'll both lose
'cause they're both losers.
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[all laughing]
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[groans]
People can be so fickle sometimes.
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-Go, Riley!
-You're on my list, Gabby!
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Go, Tasumi!
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And now, brace yourselves
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for Pleasant Hills very own
Mayhem in the Gymnasium!
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Echo, echo, echo!
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In the pink corner,
weighing in at a whopping 300 pounds,
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the monster of metal, the sensei-agumi,
the mighty Tasumi!
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And in the red corner,
weighing in at... [mumbles]
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[chuckles]
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[announcer]
Riley, the cute red-headed rooster!
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Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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Hey, sis, I made you this.
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Todd, how sweet.
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[chuckles]
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Now, remember all I taught you, Riley.
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She's got bad
peripheral vision in that mask.
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Attack from the side.
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Listen up. My guess is she's gonna
come at you from the side.
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That's what I'd do.
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Here they are,
face-to-face for the first time
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since the end of their best friend legacy.
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Only one will become champion.
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[both growling]
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This is an Amelia Earhart cage match,
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which means the loser will
have to go away, disappear forever,
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take off and get lost...
[echoing] lost... lost... lost...
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Lost?
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Lost? What makes you think I'm lost?
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Because this is a broom closet,
and you're looking for homeroom.
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How'd you know that?
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I was new once.
I made the same mistake.
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-I'm Tasumi.
-Riley.
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-Why are you in the closet?
-Mm, I split my armor getting off the bus.
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-I can't go out there.
-Oh, I can fix that.
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Duct tape.
My dad makes me carry a roll.
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He says it can fix anything.
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He's right!
Thanks.
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-Hey, I don't wanna fight.
-Me, neither.
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Now, let's get ready for the throwdown!
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[bell rings]
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Go get 'em!
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Hey, one of you clowns get in there!
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[grunting]
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One... two...
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Pinning yourself?
Rooster, that's a cock-a-doodle-don't.
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[laughing]
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In all my years of speaking
into a microphone
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I have never seen such
an odd wrestling strategy.
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[both yelling]
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[both laughing]
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Whoa!
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[both laughing]
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That's it! According to the official
unofficial rules of pro wrestling,
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since no actual contact
has been made, it's a draw!
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[crowd cheering]
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Interesting. They solved their problem
without ever landing a blow.
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Maybe there's hope
for your kind after all.
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-Ooh! A nacho hat!
-[sighs] Never mind.
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-I'm sorry I was ever mad at you.
-Me, too.
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I can't believe I let something so trivial
get in the way of our friendship.
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-What was that fight about, anyway?
-I don't even know.
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Was it about me losing
that stupid green shirt?
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I think so, but it wasn't my shirt.
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I don't wear shirts,
especially ugly green ones.
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What matters is you're
my best friend forever.
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No, you're my best friend forever.
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Oh, girls.
That was my stupid ugly green shirt.
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[yells]
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[growls]
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[laughs]
Sounds like we got us a match!
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Yeah!
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[Agent K] Who wants some of my
famous homemade chili?
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[shudders]
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Todd, if I've told you once,
I've told your father a thousand times.
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No feet on the table.
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Sorry, Mom.
Just showing off the foot
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that kicked three home runs today
in the big kickball game.
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Quickly, son.
Spare no details.
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In the course of a man's life,
there are few chances at greatness.
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With two outs and two strikes,
this was one of them.
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Can we talk about something
other than kickball for once?
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Like school maybe?
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No problem. Did you kick
three homes runs in math class today?
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I'm running for school treasurer.
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I'm so proud! If there's anything
I can do to help, let me know.
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Anything.
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Yeah, nothing too fancy
like president or anything.
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But not too boring like secretary.
Just right.
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I ran for office once.
I remember it like it was three weeks ago.
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[crying]
I can't believe I lost!
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[laughing] Thanks for electing me,
Wally Winters,
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president of Dick Daring's
dumb old fan club.
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And my opponent...
second place is first loser, loser!
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[crying]
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He's already increased my dues!
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It's just a stupid election
for a stupid treasurer.
250
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Riley doesn't even have
a stupid opponent.
251
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This foot toppled giants!
252
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:04,923
Todd, you should be proud of your sister.
253
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,500
In fact, it wouldn't hurt you
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00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,543
to be a little bit
more like her sometimes.
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00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:11,495
-Isn't that right, Dick?
-Absolutely, son.
256
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,543
But don't wear the rainbow belt
and keep your hair short.
257
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,455
Oh, hello?
Mr. Winters?
258
00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:18,042
This is Dick Daring
with the Dick Daring Fan--
259
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,705
-[dial tone]
-Hello? Hello?
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00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,580
Riley, as your civics teacher,
I'm proud to be your election sponsor.
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00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,627
We'll make buttons and posters
and posters of buttons!
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00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:31,209
And even though I'm running unopposed,
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00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:33,671
I'm going to run a campaign
based on the issues.
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00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:38,130
No negative ads, no mudslinging,
just pure, honest--
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00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,498
You're not running unopposed.
Your brother Todd
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00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,253
entered the race this morning.
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00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,003
[Riley yells]
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You wanna run for treasurer? Fine.
But I don't have time for it.
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I teach civics, I coach the football team,
and I tutor math.
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00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:51,791
You can do better!
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00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,995
So, I got two pieces of advice for you.
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00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,633
Hit 'em hard and hit 'em fast
and don't sweat the details.
273
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:58,919
That was three pieces of advice.
274
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,880
I said don't sweat the details!
275
00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:03,829
Now, if you'll excuse me,
the lunch lady is sick today.
276
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,997
-[bell rings]
-Soup's on!
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00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,673
Todd, what are you doing?
278
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,420
Mom and Dad want me to be more like you.
279
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,380
Fine! I'll do exactly that
and see how you like it.
280
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,578
Just call me Miss Riley Junior.
281
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,825
Wait. Don't ever call me that!
282
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:20,037
Fine. This may be exactly
the type of thing you need.
283
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,785
You'll learn something about
more mature pursuits than kickball.
284
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,325
You keep kickball out of this!
285
00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:27,667
May the best candidate win,
Miss Riley Junior.
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00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,667
[gasps]
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00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,170
[yells]
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00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:36,207
"Anyone but Riley?"
Todd, that's dirty politics.
289
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:39,131
No, it's not.
It's... Jacobo?
290
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:42,128
The perfect storm of a disengaged
middle school populace
291
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,958
being drawn in by a vague,
but catchy slogan.
292
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,710
Plus, I drew you with zits. [laughs]
Zits.
293
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:53,377
What would happen if you won?
You wouldn't even know what to do.
294
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,748
I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.
295
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,792
Miss Gomez, we need to
refocus our campaign
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00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,125
and pull out all the stops.
297
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,078
I'm way ahead of you, dear.
298
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,786
That's why I made
these campaign cookies.
299
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,455
No, no. We need to go negative.
300
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,325
No cookies for Todd.
301
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,125
[phone beeping]
302
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:20,582
[telephone rings]
303
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,417
[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
304
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,750
I need someone who can beat
my election opponent at his own game.
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00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:28,464
[Mr. Fleem] Well, Riley,
I'll definitely see what I can do,
306
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:31,172
but... Oh, that's my other line.
Hold on.
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00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,540
Hello, Fleemco.
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00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:33,705
Don't "Hello, Fleemco" me.
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00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:35,752
Whatever she's asking for,
I want a better one.
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00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,544
[Mr. Fleem]
Todd, you're running for treasurer?
311
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:38,915
What's that supposed to mean?
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00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,040
[Mr. Fleem] Oh, nothing.
I'll see what I can do.
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00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,915
Was that Todd?
That was Todd, wasn't it?
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00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,631
I'll get him.
315
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,960
Move! Move! Move!
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00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:50,541
Get him! Ooh! Ooh!
Stupid monkey!
317
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:54,041
Percobi has been self-electedleader for two weeks now,
318
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:57,415
and look what he's done to his country.He's even banned bananas.
319
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,330
This type of intimidation and thuggerycannot go unpunish...
320
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,205
We seems to have lost
Veronica Mudslinger,
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00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:07,881
and I, Ace Palmero, have a theory
on who is responsible.
322
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:10,829
Any comment,
self-elected Prime Minister Percobi?
323
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:14,497
What? You accuse me of this?This is an outrage!
324
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,793
If you were in my country,
325
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,205
I would round up all your cattleand I would...
326
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:24,421
Hmm. Looks like I, Ace Palmero,
need a new theory.
327
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,540
-Hello, I'm--
-Riley Daring.
328
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:32,125
Daughter of Dick and K Daring.
Likes sunny days, horses,
329
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,288
and maybe a little more candy
than she'd like to admit. Hmm, hmm?
330
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,075
-How did you--
-I'm Veronica Mudslinger,
331
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,786
you're new campaign manager.
I need you to be straight with me.
332
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,325
Is there anything in your past
I need to know about?
333
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:46,707
-No, I don't think so.
-A certain disposition for unicorns?
334
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:50,292
OK, OK. I was young and foolish and--
335
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,665
That'll never play
with the eighth graders.
336
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:56,250
Your opponent pulls the unicorn card,
you say, "I believe in possibilities."
337
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,333
Yeah. Yeah!
338
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,747
Now, I've been looking into
this Todd character.
339
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:04,334
I found something that the good voters
of George Stapler should see.
340
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,827
[Todd gasps]
Mr. Wiggles!
341
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:09,957
"Would you trust
this big baby as treasurer?"
342
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:12,881
Riley, this has to be
one of the lowest--
343
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:15,289
Any and all communication
with the candidate
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00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:18,535
must go through me.
Good day, sir.
345
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,040
I said good day!
346
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,245
[whistles]
347
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:26,207
Ms. Mudslinger,
I suggest you back off!
348
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,251
Unless your candidate
wants to be evicted from her hut.
349
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:33,583
Or perhaps the secrets of her diary
read over the intercom.
350
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,037
Attention, students.
The following is a paid advertisement
351
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,575
from the "Anyone But Riley" campaign.
352
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,326
[man] What does the futurelook like to Riley daring?
353
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,207
Maybe something like this.
354
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:47,961
"Dear Diary, I dream of a worldfilled with wild unicorns running free."
355
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:50,541
[all laughing]
356
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,075
[gasps]
357
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,126
Oops.
358
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:57,995
[laughing]
359
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:01,833
I... I believe in possibilities!
360
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:05,497
Don't do it, Jacqueline.
Don't give in to Troy's sweet, sweet lies.
361
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,883
[narrator] Passion Hospital will continueafter these messages.
362
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,459
The following is a paid announcement
363
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,462
by the "Riley Daring for Treasurer"campaign.
364
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:14,332
[Veronica] What do we really knowabout Todd Daring?
365
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,957
His mother is secretive.
366
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,171
His father is reckless.
367
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:23,581
His friend, Jacobo,has a funny looking mouth.
368
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:28,499
Next week, when you go to the polls,go with the one you can trust.
369
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,332
Vote for Riley.
370
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:32,377
Jacobo's mouth is funny looking.
371
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:34,883
Oh, hello there.
372
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:38,329
I'm Todd Daring,
and I approved the following message.
373
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,417
[Percobi]
Riley Daring likes ponies,
374
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,710
but Todd Daring loves fun!
375
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,422
So, unless you hate fun,vote Todd Daring!
376
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:54,000
I'm so torn!
Who do I support?
377
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,503
I hate both candidates so much.
378
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:07,995
[both gasp]
379
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,833
Strolling down memory lane?
380
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,997
Or looking for more photos
to humiliate each other?
381
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:17,043
If you two are willing to let this
silly election pull you apart, well, fine.
382
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:20,745
But you should think long and hard
about whether it's worth it.
383
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:25,922
[both grunting]
384
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
-Let go!
-Gimme that!
385
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:32,745
[Riley] Kids are gonna love this shot
of you in your Princess Cuddlebug costume.
386
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,924
[Todd] Not as much as they're gonna like
this baby picture of you
387
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,380
with a full diaper.
388
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,378
[Riley] Don't think I won't play
the mullet card.
389
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:40,748
Ha! Bring it on!
390
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:44,634
Todd, wait.
If we keep this up, no one's gonna win.
391
00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:46,579
[Todd] You're right.
392
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:48,827
Hey, truce, baby brother.
393
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,247
Sorry, Riley.
394
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,043
I got tired of everybody
telling me to be like you,
395
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,285
and I took it too far.
396
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,915
That's OK.
I went a little crazy myself.
397
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,380
You gotta admit,
Jacobo's mouth is funny looking.
398
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,748
Oh, yeah.
[laughs]
399
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,245
[laughs]
400
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:09,167
[sighs]
So, now what are we gonna do?
401
00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:13,381
Ready to destroy, Todd?
402
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,578
Bad news. We're quitting the race.
403
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,207
You can't just quit.
404
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,251
Yes, we can.
We're conceding today.
405
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,543
This is... this is just...
406
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:25,957
your fault, you nasty man
with your rebel monkeys.
407
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,461
Me? What about you
and your issues and politics?
408
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:32,792
Why, you scruffy, Ingunaguain.
409
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,785
With your wily ways and...
[gasps]
410
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:37,125
Wavy hair.
411
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:41,168
Or your deep voice and roguish good looks.
412
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,460
[both]
Kiss me, you fool.
413
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,382
[all groaning]
414
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Well, I guess I won't need these.
415
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,422
"Vote for Todd 'cause he ain't Riley?"
416
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,830
-You made all these?
-Yeah.
417
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,957
Wow. In trying so hard
to prove you weren't like me,
418
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,671
you really applied yourself... like me.
419
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:06,000
I play to win,
even when I don't wanna win.
420
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:08,883
Whoa. Maybe that's something
I learned from you.
421
00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:11,379
Because now I don't need these.
422
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:12,832
[kissing sounds]
423
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:16,332
"Vote for Todd and end the world?"
424
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:18,877
A bit over the top, but I like it.
425
00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:20,669
I wonder which one of us
would have won.
426
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,920
-You, probably.
-No, probably you.
427
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,460
Fat chance.
You're both losers.
428
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:29,132
I already stuffed the ballot box, losers.
429
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,460
[Principal Cutler]
We congratulate Johnny Hitswell
430
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,292
on winning his eighth consecutiveterm as president.
431
00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:36,459
Boy, didn't see that one coming.
432
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:40,082
And the winner of the race for treasureris a write in candidate.
433
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,043
IC... Underpants?
434
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,125
[laughing]
435
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:48,627
Classic, Buzz. Classic. Yes!
436
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:51,539
Why, Ichabod Cornelius Underpants,
437
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,785
you didn't tell me you were running.
[laughing]
438
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:59,955
[sighs] I wasn't. This happens every year.
Every stinking year.
439
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,211
[Buzz laughing]
440
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:05,998
[announcer] The Fleemco Company presents:C.A.R. on moderation.
441
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:10,213
One of the keys to a long, successful life
is taking things in moderation.
442
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:11,291
It's an acknowledged fact
443
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,125
that you can havetoo much of a good thing.
444
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,578
[yelling]
445
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,917
[yelling]
446
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,670
[yelling]
447
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,253
[yelling]
448
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:22,253
[laughs] On second thought,
I can't get enough of that.
449
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,673
I could watch that every day
for the rest of my warranty.
450
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,290
[announcer]
This has been C.A.R. on moderation.
451
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:30,043
[C.A.R.]
Seriously, can I just get a tape of that?
452
00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:31,575
I'll pay top dollar.
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