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[theme song plays]
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♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪
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♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪
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♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪
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♪ Got a superspy mom ♪
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♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ The replacements ♪
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♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪
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♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪
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♪ And make things bad ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, we need a replacement.
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And fast.
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♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪
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♪ Modify and rearrange ♪
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♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪
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♪ Make 'em better, niceAnd strong and fast ♪
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♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪
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♪ Call in the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Just get the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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[bell ringing]
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[sloshing]
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[girl 1]
Ew, is that your stomach?
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[girl 2 mutters]
It's that kid's cool shoes.
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Whoa!
The new Cheetah Force H2Os.
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Oh, boy! Are those the shoes with the
four ounces of real Peruvian geyser water?
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You got that right.
It's like walking on a water bed.
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Nice shoes, Todd.
It'd be a real shame if someone did this.
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Sorry, Buzz.
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Your bullying is
a little behind the times.
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Hey! No shoe's gonna outsmart me.
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[stomping]
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Gah?
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Yeah, you better run.
No bully's gonna mess with me.
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That sounds like a challenge to me.
[growls]
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Ay, chihuahua.
Donny Rottweiler.
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What's he doing at our school?
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He's probably been kicked out of every
other school in the state, that's what.
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Oh, look! A retainer!
It almost fits.
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[Todd yelling]
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Claudia, your spotless
new white summer dress is awesome!
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No, Jennifer. Your spotless new white
summer dress is awesome.
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[both yell]
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[groaning]
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[Donny] And now to collect my prize.
[laughs]
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This couldn't be any more painful.
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[grunts]
OK, now it couldn't be any more painful.
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Maybe I should just shut up.
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What's going on here?
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Mr. Stample,
that new kid just beat me up.
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Really? Well, school policy says
I must see the incident in question.
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But he took my shoes!
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How do I know you didn't just
come to school without shoes?
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So, you're saying you can't do anything?
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Of course I can, Todd.
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-I'm gonna write you a citation...
-Hey.
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...for coming to school without shoes.
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[groans]
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[Dick] Don't worry, little Dick.
I've planned this stunt out perfectly.
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Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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[gasps]
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Hey, Dad, can we talk?
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I'm having a problem
with a bully at school.
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A bully, huh?
Well, Todd, dealing with bullies
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is no different than
getting shot out of a cannon,
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or wrestling a shark in a barrel
as you go over Niagara Falls.
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The key is always to protect yourself.
Take this new stunt suit, for example.
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I've made sure it's waterproof,
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puncture proof,
and entirely flame resistant.
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[yelps]
I'm still working out the kinks.
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-Maybe I'll just go ask Mom.
-I would.
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Ah, your very first enemy.
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What you must do is find his enemies,
then his enemies' enemies,
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then his enemies' enemies' enemies,
which could very well be you.
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Wow, OK.
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Then you must go to
the Miriam Plat Square in Munich
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and await further instructions from a man
known only as Blue Rooster.
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He will say,
"The crow flies west at midnight."
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-You must answer--
-Thanks anyway, Mom!
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Exactly.
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Hey, Todd. I heard you were
having trouble with the new kid at school.
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I was, but I figured it all out.
I'll just never go back to school.
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I'll start a new life as a hermit
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and spend my days carving
small woodland creatures out of soap.
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See, look. This one's a woodchuck.
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Hi, Riley. I'm Silvie the woodchuck.
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Look, Todd. One day you'll realize
that everybody can be reasoned with.
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Fortunately for you, today's that day,
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because I invited Donny over so you two
can sit down and talk this all out.
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You did what?
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[growls]
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Now, don't come out until
you've worked out your differences.
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[punching and crashing]
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Mr. Stample, what an amazing coincidence.
Can you give me a hand?
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Sorry, Todd. It's out of my jurisdiction.
See you in school tomorrow.
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And, Todd, don't forget
to wear your shoes.
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[Donny] Oh, Todd!
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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[Todd] Sir, I need you
to replace our school's security guard
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with someone who will protect me.
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You want me to provide security
for pop star Dustin Dreamlake?
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I'm in!
[laughing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Your new school guard is on his way.
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[panting] Todd, Mr. Stample's gone
and Donny's on a rampage
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with the beating and the crying
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and oh, please Mr. Bully
don't eat my calculator.
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[yelling]
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Hide your calculators, everybody!
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You've got some nerve
showing your ugly mug around here again.
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[stuttering]
But I go to school here.
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Oh, come on.
Like I haven't heard that before.
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[yelling]
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[groaning]
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[robotic voice]
Access denied. Do not harm Todd.
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[yelling]
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[yells]
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Message sent.
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[cheering]
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A RoboFleem S-G-X?
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Whoa, Todd. You have the coolest
wisecracking security robot ever.
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I do have the coolest wisecracking
security robot ever.
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[groans]
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[chuckles]
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[buzzing]
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[RoboFleem] Game over.
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Todd, who was the first president
of the United States?
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Um, George...
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Stapler?
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No, Todd.
That's not even close.
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Really? Because my robot
and I think it is George Stapler.
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Oh, wait. I'm wrong.
[laughing]
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It is George Stapler.
And whatever else Todd says. [shudders]
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[whimpers]
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Oh, hey, Buzz.
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Oh, look.
There's a pebble on the ground.
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I'd better bend over and pick it up.
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With my underwear riding so high today,
I hope no one gives me a wedgie.
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[muttering]
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Can't... resist...
wedgie... opportunity!
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I see London,
I see France.
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I see payback occurring
in your underpants.
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[laughing]
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[RoboFleem] Ha-ha!
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Todd, please take this cut
of the week's lunch money collection
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as but a small token
of my appreciation.
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Give it to the robot.
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Todd, don't you think
you're going a little over--
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Riley, if you're not here
to pay your respects, please step aside.
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Hey, guys, isn't this great?
There are no more bullies.
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Yeah, of course, Todd.
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Whatever you
and your big scary robot say.
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Yes, the robot is a good thing.
And, oh, please don't hurt me!
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Just take my calculator!
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[yells]
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What was that about?
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Don't you get it, Todd?
You've become the bully.
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Could Riley be right?
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Has my enormous robot
given me too much power?
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In my effort to protect myself,
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have I become the very thing
I sought to destroy?
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A bully?
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[echoing]
Bully... bully... bully...
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[Shelton]
Yes!
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[groans]
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It's done.
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Hey, Dad.
I got a question for you.
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Do you think there's such a thing
as having too much power?
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Oh, absolutely, son.
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Like the first time I tried out
my jet-powered golf cart here.
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[yells]
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And that's how I learned
that too much power is a dangerous thing.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Then again, too little power
can be a problem, too.
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Like my redesigned jet golf cart here.
I don't think it's got enough juice.
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[yelling]
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You need anything from the fridge?
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[all yelling]
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[sighs] You know, RoboFleem,
I'm not sure this is working out.
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Everybody hates me.
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Everybody hates you?
Everyone is Todd's enemy?
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-Everyone is a threat?
-Wait, no!
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Citizens, step away from the Todd!
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Oh, Claudia, your new suede jacket
is totally awesome.
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No, Jennifer.
Your new suede jacket is totally awesome.
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[both yelling]
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[students screaming]
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What are you doing?
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-Must keep Todd safe.
-Riley! Call Fleemco!
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-Something's wrong with the S-G-X!
-Got it!
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[beeping]
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Huh?
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Stop! RoboFleem, stop!
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I'm sorry, Riley.
I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
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Returning me to Fleemco would be
a threat to Todd's safety.
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[yelling]
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[yelling]
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I'm coming, Riley!
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[yelling]
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Hey, if you want to go after my sister,
you gotta go through me!
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Must protect Todd.
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Must defeat Todd to protect Todd.
Does not compute!
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Unable to handle conundrum
or produce snappy comeback.
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Self-destruct mode enabled.
Have a nice day.
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Wow, Todd.
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You somehow knew that the robot couldn't
attack you in order to protect you.
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What a brilliant plan.
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Plan? Oh, right, my brilliant plan.
Uh, of course.
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Well, I hope you learned
a lesson from all of this.
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Right. If I'm ever cornered
by a giant robot,
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I should confuse it
with an unanswerable condominium.
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No, the larger lesson;
that you can't let power go to your head.
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Oh, yeah. That, too.
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Well, at least everything
is back to normal.
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[Donny] No, it ain't.
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Now we got a debt to settle.
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By my calculations, with interest,
carry the two, times the ten,
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I owe you 100 noogies, 37 swirlies,
and one dreaded Mississippi horseshoe.
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Now, let's get working
on that first payment, shall we?
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Uh, excuse me for a second.
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[yelling]
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Must defeat Todd.
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[Todd] Aww, couldn't I go
to the dentist instead?
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Todd, it's the end of the semester,
and we all have projects due.
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I know you haven't finished your report
on bovine growth hormones.
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It's not as fun as it sounds.
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You don't want to go to summer school,
do you?
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-No.
-Then there's only one place to study:
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a cool little hangout
I like to call the library.
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Please don't make me go in there.
I've heard... things.
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Todd, relax.
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The library is an idyllic place
full of fun and adventure and excitement.
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-Really?
-I cannot tell a lie.
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I'm gonna kick some
revolutionary butt!
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Wow! Let's go!
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[grunts]
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[yelling]
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-Shh!
-But I didn't--
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Empty your pockets!
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You can have these noisy things
back when you leave.
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Noisy? Those weren't...
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OK, you got me on that one.
248
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,790
Shh!
249
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,127
-Shh!
-What?
250
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:23,378
-Oh, come on.
-Shh!
251
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,245
[wave crashing]
252
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,672
Shh!
253
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,670
See? Wasn't that great?
254
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,420
Only if there's some new definition
of great that really means horrible!
255
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,380
[Riley]
Todd, you're being ridiculous.
256
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,708
[Todd] No, I'm not.
It's too quiet in there.
257
00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:51,172
Mrs. Shusher's gone off the deep end.
258
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:54,130
It's a wonderful sanctuary
of peace and quiet.
259
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,418
How do you think I got to be
Student of the Month?
260
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,705
[laughing]
261
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,750
[groans] Libraries are
for nerds with mustaches.
262
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:06,334
I'll never go in there,
and I'll never grow a mustache.
263
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:09,788
If you don't study, Buzz,
then you'll end up in summer school again,
264
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,205
where I'll be your tutor.
265
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:15,381
No girl with a mustache is gonna tutor me!
You'll have to catch me first!
266
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:16,668
Freedom!
267
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,040
I never thought I'd say this,
except if Buzz was sitting on me
268
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,785
hitting me with my own hand,
but he's right. The library is lame.
269
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:27,165
Or at least, the librarian is,
and that I can do something about.
270
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,291
[Mr. Fleem]
Hello. Fleemco.
271
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,205
Hello, Mr. Fleem.
I need a replacement librarian
272
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,831
who doesn't hate noise.
In fact, just the opposite.
273
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,417
We're on it.
274
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:43,330
Students, I have two announcements.
First: Shh!
275
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:48,327
And second, Fleemco Publishing
has asked me to write a book:
276
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:51,287
an unabridged history of no talking.
277
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,207
Exciting, isn't it?
278
00:14:55,375 --> 00:15:00,955
Now, while I'm gone, please respect
your new librarian, Miss Osbourne.
279
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,922
[students cheering]
280
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,670
Todd?
281
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,173
[growl]
282
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:15,077
[stomping]
283
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,826
[scraping]
284
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,670
Oh, I'm sorry.
Does that disturb you?
285
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,883
[crinkling]
286
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,131
[crunching]
287
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,998
Am I too loud for you?
288
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,583
-Well, ye--
-Well, too bad!
289
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,287
Because there's only one rule
in Miss Osbourne's library:
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00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:38,705
You do not talk.
You rock!
291
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:39,792
[rock music plays]
292
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,955
Hello, George Staple
Middle School Library!
293
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:47,211
Are you ready to make
some noise with a Z?
294
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:48,955
♪ Don't need notebooks ♪
295
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,541
♪ Ow, don't need notebooks ♪
296
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:53,705
♪ Don't care about noTeacher's dirty looks ♪
297
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,582
Todd, what have you done?
298
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:58,167
The other kids are gonna hate
not being able to study and...
299
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,080
Todd?
300
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,246
♪ Don't need notebooks ♪
301
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,793
♪ Ow, don't need notebooks ♪
302
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:05,375
♪ Don't care aboutNo teacher's dirty looks ♪
303
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,745
Well, at least it can't get any louder.
304
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:13,963
Well, I'm glad to see not every
kid is falling for this.
305
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:19,377
I'm sure the teachers
will put an end to this.
306
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,959
What's next, a hippopotamus?
307
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,542
Show me unicorns!
308
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:32,708
Aw, come on.
It worked when I said hippopotamus.
309
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:47,333
You know, I think I'm getting
the hang of this domestic thing.
310
00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,287
Todd, dinner's ready.
311
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,325
What is that, Mom?
312
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:52,127
That's on a need to know basis.
313
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:55,878
-♪ Libraries are awesome! ♪
-They sure are, son.
314
00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:57,669
They're easy to jump over on a motorcycle,
315
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:02,210
and if you happen to fall through
a skylight, the books can break your fall.
316
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:06,001
Aim for the paperbacks,
because these reference books hurt.
317
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,753
Mom, Dad,
Todd only likes the library now
318
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,504
because he replaced the librarian
with a rock 'n roller.
319
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,333
Really? How very imaginative of you, Todd.
320
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:17,377
I'll bet he got that way from all the time
he's been spending in the library.
321
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,458
But, but...
Oh, never mind.
322
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,792
[cheering]
323
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,495
[rock music playing]
324
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,254
♪ Rock 'n roll is forever ♪
325
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,543
♪ Studying here is for never ♪
326
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:28,875
♪ Ow, let's go ♪
327
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,750
Fine.
Have fun at summer school, doofus.
328
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,794
Well, the library's out.
329
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,075
I'll just have to find
someplace else to study.
330
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,170
-[Mom grunts]
-[crashing]
331
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,500
[Dad]
Nice judo throw, honey.
332
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,712
[groans] Another good one.
Now, let me throw you--
333
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,832
[grunts]
Oh, OK. That's it. I quit.
334
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:50,997
[grunts] Come on.
335
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,543
[Agent K] Hi-ya!
336
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:56,628
[rock music blaring]
337
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,042
Can't you please turn your radio down?
338
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:09,285
I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
My radio's too loud.
339
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:14,245
-I said turn it down!
-Why would I want to burn a cloud?
340
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,833
Never mind.
341
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:20,457
[laughing]
My room, my rules.
342
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:26,326
Finally.
Some peace and quiet.
343
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:29,577
[alarm blaring]
344
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:30,877
[groans]
345
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:32,883
[computer] HQ to Agent K.
346
00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:35,169
Priority matter lift.Prepare for immediate launch.
347
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,210
[Riley] Launch?
348
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,672
[yelling]
349
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,708
[sighs]
350
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,415
All right, kids.
Time to hit the books.
351
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,500
Ready?
352
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:50,383
-[rock music plays]
-♪ One two, one two, one two ♪
353
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:51,378
-♪ Three, four ♪
-[Todd groans]
354
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:55,038
OK, Todd.
It's time to get rid of Miss Osbourne.
355
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,535
Give me one good reason.
356
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,245
How about it's the last week of school
357
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,133
and in two days
we'll all have projects due
358
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,168
that we haven't finished and we'll flunk.
359
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,330
-Oh, yeah.
-And all end up in summer school.
360
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:07,377
[Buzz] Not all of us.
361
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,745
Eat my smarts.
362
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,584
You're Student of the Month?
363
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,577
I'm gonna be.
364
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,667
Lucky for me, I've never been
in the library in my life.
365
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:19,080
And because of that,
I am now the most smarterest kid here.
366
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,076
No, you're not.
367
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,576
But I will be when
I'm the only kid in school
368
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,877
to turn in an end of semester project.
Just think of it.
369
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:27,789
OK, people. Center.
370
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:33,035
Now, who wants to give us, the um,
4-1-1 on their science project first?
371
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:37,575
OK, this oughta be interesting.
372
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,787
For millions of years, man has wondered,
373
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:43,035
"What happens when you leave pizza
under your bed for six months?"
374
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,625
Today, I give you the answer.
375
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:52,672
[sighs]
Horrible. Just horrible.
376
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,210
It made my brain sad.
377
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:58,171
But since you're the only one who
actually did the project, you get an "A."
378
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,420
-Yes!
-And everyone else, all of you fail.
379
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,630
[all groaning]
380
00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:06,539
Even better.
Bow before my superior smartitude.
381
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,627
[humming]
382
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,999
So, if anyone tries to
get rid of Miss Osbourne,
383
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:13,463
you'll soon be singing with the fishes.
384
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:15,292
Swimming with the fishes?
385
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,495
-Singing.
-Got it.
386
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:19,423
[humming]
387
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,630
Well, I hope you're happy, Todd.
This is so wrong.
388
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:26,419
I'm not supposed to be in summer school.
I'm supposed to tutor summer school.
389
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,000
-What did you just say?
-I said I hope you're happy.
390
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,043
No, after that.
391
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,075
Riley, I think I have an idea.
392
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,212
[humming]
393
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:37,881
What do you want, loserians?
394
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:41,629
We want to be the first to tell you
that your parents have just signed you up
395
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:44,749
to be a summer school tutor!
396
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:48,040
-That's right, son.
-What? Dad!
397
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,995
They told us that you're the only student
qualified for the job.
398
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,083
Everyone else lacks your smartitude.
399
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,996
[laughs]
Like dumb Riley and dumb Todd here.
400
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,383
But... but what about
hanging out at the pool
401
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,628
and going to the beach
and other fun stuff?
402
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:03,879
Oh, yes.
Your father and I will enjoy doing that
403
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,669
while you're stuck inside tutoring.
404
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:08,920
Now, if you'll excuse us,
we're going to brag about our smartest son
405
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,580
to his probation officer.
406
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,127
Isn't that great, Buzz?
407
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:18,128
-Now we get to spend our summer together.
-Every day all summer in school.
408
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,878
You... you... you!
409
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:23,419
You two had better find a way
to get rid of Miss Osbourne,
410
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:27,130
and you better do it fast,
'cause either she disappears, or you do.
411
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,628
We bow to your superior smartitude.
412
00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:35,709
[hippo groans]
413
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:39,711
I'm gone for a week
and my library is in shambles.
414
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,882
I'm almost glad Fleemco changed
its mind about my book.
415
00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:45,499
It'll be good to get this place
back to normal.
416
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,083
Definitely. I hate to admit it,
417
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:50,876
but we need places for work
as much as places for play.
418
00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:52,079
Sorry, fellas.
419
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:54,126
[all muttering]
420
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,710
I just read a book.
421
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,378
Shush!
422
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:05,750
[announcer] The Fleemco company presents:Riley Daring on patience.
423
00:22:05,834 --> 00:22:08,964
Patience is about staying with something
even when it gets difficult.
424
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:11,671
Like the time I thought no onewould pick me up after school.
425
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,040
That's the wrong footage.
426
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,665
That's still the wrong footage.
427
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,380
Heather, can we try this again?
428
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,378
OK, they're telling methey have cued up now.
429
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:21,378
Patience.Oh, come on, that's not even me.
430
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,498
Forget this.I'll be in my trailer.
431
00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:24,883
[Dad]
You need anything from the fridge?
432
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:28,419
[announcer] This has beenRiley Daring on patience.
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