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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,460 [theme song plays] 2 00:00:05,375 --> 00:00:10,325 ♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪ 3 00:00:10,417 --> 00:00:15,747 ♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪ 4 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:17,134 ♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪ 5 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:18,958 ♪ Got a superspy mom ♪ 6 00:00:19,041 --> 00:00:21,461 ♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪ 7 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:23,672 ♪ Replacements ♪ 8 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:25,710 ♪ The replacements ♪ 9 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,712 ♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪ 10 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:29,792 ♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪ 11 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:32,205 ♪ And make things bad ♪ 12 00:00:32,291 --> 00:00:33,381 [phone ringing] 13 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:34,668 [Mr. Fleem] Hello, Fleemco. 14 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:36,040 Sir, we need a replacement. 15 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:37,125 And fast. 16 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:40,501 ♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪ 17 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,633 ♪ Modify and rearrange ♪ 18 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:42,829 ♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪ 19 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:44,497 ♪ Make 'em better, nice And strong and fast ♪ 20 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:47,333 ♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪ 21 00:00:47,417 --> 00:00:49,377 ♪ Call in the replacements ♪ 22 00:00:49,458 --> 00:00:51,038 ♪ Replacements ♪ 23 00:00:51,125 --> 00:00:52,825 ♪ Get the replacements ♪ 24 00:00:52,917 --> 00:00:54,577 ♪ Just get the replacements ♪ 25 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:56,209 ♪ Replacements ♪ 26 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:58,961 ♪ Get the replacements ♪ 27 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,458 [bell rings] 28 00:01:13,709 --> 00:01:16,129 Ooh. The fall dance is coming. 29 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:18,788 I hope it's not too late to get my body armor polished. 30 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:21,785 A dance?! Sweet! I've never been to one of those. 31 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:24,245 No way! You have never been to a dance? 32 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,173 No, but I did do some research on the net. 33 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:28,420 Which dances are in these days? 34 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,040 The running man. 35 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:33,495 The mashed potato. 36 00:01:34,834 --> 00:01:36,424 The hokeypokey. 37 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,790 Make it stop! 38 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:40,133 That's better! 39 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:42,128 OK, please stop whatever it is you're doing. 40 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:46,248 Riley, the fall dance is only the most important social event 41 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:49,333 between the Halloween Hoedown and the Thanksgiving Young Dance. 42 00:01:49,417 --> 00:01:51,667 We're talking boys here, Riley! 43 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,627 [fanfare plays] 44 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,245 Can I have this dance? 45 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:03,463 Of course, Johnny. 46 00:02:03,542 --> 00:02:05,582 [music playing] 47 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:17,918 You've made me, like, the happiest dude in the world. 48 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,540 [whistle blows] 49 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,633 Giddy-up, Rainbow Jumper. 50 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:24,705 -Ow! -Ow! 51 00:02:24,792 --> 00:02:25,632 -Ow! -Ow! 52 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:26,579 Ow! 53 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,457 [neighs] 54 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:30,002 [blows raspberry] 55 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:34,133 -You like Johnny Hitswell? -No! I mean, well, kind of. 56 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:35,878 OK, I think he's a total hottie, 57 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:38,379 but whenever he talks to me, I say something stupid. 58 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,828 Hey, Riley. Good game yesterday. 59 00:02:39,917 --> 00:02:41,497 Hey, Johnny. Do you think bees sweat? 60 00:02:41,583 --> 00:02:44,173 They fly around so fast, I bet they get really sweaty. 61 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:48,422 Yeah, Riley. That's, uh, really interesting. 62 00:02:49,041 --> 00:02:52,081 Hey, Johnny. How 'bout us cool girls walk you to practice? 63 00:02:52,166 --> 00:02:54,126 Yeah, uh, OK. See you there, Riley. 64 00:02:54,959 --> 00:02:56,879 [groans] I'm such a dork! 65 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,249 No arguments here. 66 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:02,253 Good luck trying to dance with Johnny. Every girl in school likes him. 67 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,833 Besides, he sees you as his buddy from the baseball team, 68 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:06,997 and guys do not dance with their buddies. 69 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,333 So, what should I do? 70 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:09,747 Well, if you want to impress him, 71 00:03:09,834 --> 00:03:12,254 you'll definitely need to do something with your hair. 72 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:13,753 -[Abbey] And your clothes. -[Tasumi] And your shoes. 73 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:16,084 -[Abbey] And your-- -OK! OK! I get the point! 74 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:17,826 I need a makeover. 75 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,790 Let's see, what should I wear today? Hmm. 76 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:23,745 It feels like a jumpsuit kind of day. 77 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:24,884 Hey, Dad. Where's Mom? 78 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:27,249 I think she said something about a super-secret spy mission 79 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,503 to the secluded mountain compound 80 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,963 of Dr. Scorpius to recover the Precoby diamond. 81 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:32,541 Either that or she went to the mall. 82 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:34,125 I forget. Anyway, what's up? 83 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:36,128 Well, the school dance is tomorrow 84 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:37,878 and I really want to make a good impression. 85 00:03:37,959 --> 00:03:39,539 That shouldn't be a problem, 86 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,575 considering your mother and I already signed up to be chaperones. 87 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:44,747 And if there's ever a lull in the party, 88 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:47,924 I'll just wow everybody with my new hobby, raccoon juggling. 89 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,960 I'm already up to three raccoons. 90 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:52,961 Hup, hup, hey... [yelling] 91 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:59,375 Now, come on, guys, we rehearsed this! 92 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:01,498 Hey, Dad, let's make this the one formal event 93 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:03,213 where you don't bring your raccoons. 94 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:05,041 What would be really great, though, 95 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:07,165 is if you could take me to get a makeover. 96 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:09,380 Sure! And what perfect timing! 97 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,878 Our family's monthly trip to Super Discount Budget Cutz is tomorrow. 98 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:15,129 Good ol' Wally never lets us down. 99 00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:17,578 Aw, Dad, not One Cut Wally. 100 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:20,957 That's not fair. You know he's got more than one cut. 101 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:23,171 Remember last time? 102 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:27,415 All right, what number? 103 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,080 I'll take a one. 104 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:30,786 -Two. -Three. 105 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:32,575 Uh, surprise me. 106 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:37,210 Wow, that Wally is a miracle worker. 107 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:39,384 [shudders] 108 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,128 [telephone rings] 109 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:47,078 [Mr. Fleem] Hello, Fleemco. 110 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:50,996 I need a new look and Wally at Super Discount Budget Cutz 111 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,673 isn't going to cut it. 112 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:57,075 Walter Burns, our nation's military needs a barber 113 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:59,786 who can give identical haircuts to thousands of new recruits. 114 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:03,415 -Are you up to the challenge? -Sir, yes, sir. 115 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,750 Hey! 116 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,785 Bon chance, mon ami. 117 00:05:13,709 --> 00:05:16,579 Hello. We're here for our 3:00 appointment with Wally. 118 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:17,997 Sorry, Wally's gone. 119 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:22,083 The new guy, Fabian Le'Tool is taking all his appointments. 120 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:23,246 Voila! 121 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:25,077 Amazing! 122 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:27,206 And pookie has never looked better. 123 00:05:27,291 --> 00:05:28,921 Have you? Have you? 124 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,960 Aw! The pretty girl. 125 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:32,540 Sorry, Riley. 126 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,915 I guess with Wally gone, there's no point in paying 127 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,250 for that fancy Super Discount Budget Cutz look. 128 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:39,923 Actually, Dad, why not give this new guy a try? 129 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,830 Uh, I don't know. 130 00:05:41,917 --> 00:05:44,077 [French accent] Oh, my! Are you my 3:00? 131 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:47,496 Look away, everyone! We have a disaster area over here! 132 00:05:47,583 --> 00:05:50,133 Hello? Oh, it's the 1950s. 133 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:51,668 They want their hairstyle back. 134 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,330 Hello? Who is this? 135 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:55,083 Hey. 136 00:05:55,959 --> 00:05:58,289 Susan, I need my scissors, a dab of mousse, 137 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:01,075 and 40 ccs of yellow number three hair dye. Stat! 138 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:03,666 Hey! What are you doing? 139 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,500 And voila! 140 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:10,293 [gasps] I look incredible! 141 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:12,495 You're even better than Wally! 142 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:13,833 [crying] 143 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:16,417 Everything I know is wrong! 144 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,250 Cool! I'm next! 145 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:21,463 Hold on. I'm feeling inspired. 146 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:26,378 And voila. 147 00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:30,498 Wow, I look just like teen dance sensation/all-around dream boat, 148 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:31,963 Kyle Preston. 149 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:35,041 No, no! He looks like you. Next! 150 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:36,995 Sir, my first dance is tonight, 151 00:06:37,083 --> 00:06:39,043 and there's a boy I really want to impress. 152 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:43,955 [exclaims] Say no more. I know how important that can be. 153 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:46,041 Peggy! Cancel the rest of my appointments! 154 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:48,955 We are giving this girl a full makeover. 155 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,501 Too freakish. 156 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:05,078 Too fruit-like. 157 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:06,876 Too foul. 158 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:10,207 Fabulous! 159 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:13,125 Scissors. 160 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:14,038 [snipping] 161 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:14,955 Shears. 162 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:16,915 Crepe. 163 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:17,880 [gulp] 164 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,169 Thanks, I needed that. 165 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,460 Number three comb. 166 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:25,630 I said number three, Giselle! Do you want to lose this curl?! 167 00:07:25,709 --> 00:07:26,919 [sighs] 168 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,080 We've done all we can. [sniffles] 169 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,536 It's up to her now. 170 00:07:33,709 --> 00:07:34,539 How is she? 171 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:37,205 I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. Daring. 172 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,456 Your daughter is completely... 173 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:41,882 Fabulous! 174 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:45,825 [Dick] Honey, you look beautiful! 175 00:07:45,917 --> 00:07:48,787 [Todd] Whoa! What did you do with my sister? 176 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:51,415 [music playing] 177 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,170 [both gasping] 178 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,080 Wow. 179 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:03,916 I'm blinded by love with the fog and the humidity and uh... 180 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,963 [gasps] I mean, eww... 181 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:14,503 [yelps] 182 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:18,211 Riley? Is that you? 183 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:21,671 -You look great! -Wow! You're a total hottie! 184 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,630 Hello, my beautiful. 185 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:26,289 Please accept this corsage, which I took from that nerd. 186 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:30,705 I'm happy to help pretty lady with the flowers and the hemorrhaging. 187 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:33,042 Uh, thanks, I guess. 188 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,126 I've never felt this way about a girl before. 189 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:37,788 I'd punch a million cupids just to see you smile. 190 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:42,832 Well, if you really liked me, you'd prove it by standing over there. 191 00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:43,747 OK. 192 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:46,956 I'll be waiting! 193 00:08:47,709 --> 00:08:48,539 [gasps] 194 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:51,875 Who is that handsome devil in the punch bowl? 195 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,790 [sighs] I'm glad I made it. 196 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:57,625 Oh, honey. Doesn't our daughter look beautiful? 197 00:08:58,166 --> 00:08:59,376 [gasps] 198 00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:02,252 -[grunts] -[yelling] 199 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:08,705 Who are you and what have you done with my husband? 200 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,292 K, it's me! 201 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:15,285 Nice try, Dr. Scorpius, but my husband isn't nearly this fabulous. 202 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,963 Now, what have you done with the Precoby diamond? 203 00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:20,041 [groaning] 204 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:23,457 -Hi, Johnny. -Ooh, Johnny, you look great. 205 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:24,962 Whoa. Do I know you? 206 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:27,331 Hi, Johnny, did you know that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body? 207 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:28,747 No, you don't know her. 208 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,174 She's definitely not one of your buddies from the baseball team. 209 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,420 You should totally dance with her. 210 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,250 Yeah. OK. In a little bit. I got to do something first. 211 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,133 Carne is Spanish for meat. 212 00:09:37,959 --> 00:09:40,209 [grunting] 213 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:46,788 Look! It's teen dance sensation/all-around dream boat, Kyle Preston! 214 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:47,955 [all screaming] 215 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:54,961 Hey, Riley, the girls and I were talking and since you look so fabulous tonight, 216 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:56,671 we thought we'd invite you to become an official member 217 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:58,130 of the cool girls club. 218 00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:01,078 -Me? A cool girl? -Uh-huh. 219 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:03,626 We're meeting in the dark courtyard behind the gym right now. 220 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:05,289 OK! 221 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,963 Hey, fellow cool girls. What's up? 222 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,791 Your membership application. 223 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:17,875 Oh, well, I'll just lean over the fountain here and sign it. 224 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,626 [gasps] My dress. 225 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:23,709 [girls laughing] 226 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,292 Oops. So sorry. 227 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,125 Guess your little fairytale is over... Cinder-Riley. 228 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,878 [laughing] 229 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,750 [shivering] 230 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,544 Wow! I can't believe I used to like you. 231 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,995 You were a lot prettier when you were dry. 232 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,083 [thunder rumbles] 233 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:42,206 [crying] 234 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:46,745 [groans] 235 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,540 -Hey, Riley. -Johnny? 236 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,375 W... what are you doing here? 237 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,748 I've been looking for you all night. 238 00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:54,504 -Really? -Of course. 239 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,133 Riley, you're like the coolest girl I know. 240 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:59,828 All those other girls care about is dressing up and looking good, 241 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:02,077 but I'd much rather dance with you than some pretty girl. 242 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:03,786 Um, thank you? 243 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,825 Hey, I think the last song is playing. 244 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,997 -Can I have this dance? -Of course, Johnny. 245 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,503 Oh, wait. I promised some other girl... 246 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,463 -I should probably-- -Don't worry. 247 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,832 I have a feeling she'll understand. 248 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:18,077 [music playing] 249 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:22,537 [panting] 250 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:23,875 [grunting] 251 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:24,919 Incoming! 252 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,420 [all screaming] 253 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,998 -Hurry up! Move! -[Agent K] I'll get you, Dr. Scorpius! 254 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,543 You will never make it back to Cairo! 255 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,575 [yelling] 256 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:54,628 Ladies and gentlemen, marvel as I, the daring Todd Daring, 257 00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:57,789 grind down this rail, over the fountain, and kick-flip over the stairs 258 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,665 as I catch a priceless vase, 259 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:03,380 which my good friend Jacobo will be tossing into the air. 260 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:05,578 Dude! Who are you talking to? 261 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,627 I'm the only one here. 262 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,075 [shattering] 263 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,626 Hey, what gives? 264 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:21,709 [Irish accent] Not so fast, Johnny Hot-skates. 265 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:24,042 The mayor banned skateboarding on public property. 266 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,995 So, if you don't leave, I'm going to call your parents. 267 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:27,923 [splashing] 268 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Last thing we want is a bunch of kids hanging around the library. 269 00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:33,705 [grunts] 270 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,542 I told you to stay off my property! 271 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,245 Perfecto. 272 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,669 Aye me. 273 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:45,170 The mayor's new law says you kids can't skateboard here anymore. 274 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,290 Chalk one up for me and my broom. [laughs] 275 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:52,325 Fine. I'll just go to the lame skate park like everyone else. 276 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:56,543 I'm happy to be here today at the Pleasant Hill Skate Park... 277 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,380 to demolish it! 278 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:02,630 And to dedicate a new Skate Park Memorial Park. 279 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:06,582 Hey, that's not fair! There's nowhere left to skateboard. 280 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:07,917 Oh, that's not true, son. 281 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,170 We've designated this special skate zone for anyone who still wishes 282 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,210 to waste their life skateboarding. 283 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,791 Oh, this is bogus! You can't do that! 284 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,375 [giggles] Of course I can. 285 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:20,167 I'm the mayor. I can do whatever I want. 286 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,165 See? I just did that. 287 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:26,671 [chuckles] So, unless you know of a special corporation 288 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,210 that has the ability to somehow replace me 289 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,461 with a mayor who lets you skateboard wherever you want, 290 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:31,922 well, you're just out of luck. 291 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,786 Like that could happen. 292 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:36,169 Oh, wait a minute. 293 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:37,957 Oh! 294 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,710 [Mr. Fleem] Hello, Fleemco. 295 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:44,792 Sir, I want to replace our town's totally bogus mayor. 296 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:48,875 [Mr. Fleem] Todd, Fleemco is a powerful corporation, but this is America. 297 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:53,709 We can't just use our money and influence to alter the political process. 298 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,125 [laughing] Just kidding. 299 00:13:57,208 --> 00:14:00,248 Uh, I'll use up some favors and get you a new mayor by tomorrow. 300 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,630 Who, me? 301 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,879 The new ambassador to Ingunaguay? 302 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,959 So long, suckers. 303 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,825 And that's one hyena that won't be laughing again anytime soon. 304 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:15,077 In other news, sources tell me, Ace Palmero, 305 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:19,126 that Pleasant Hills has a new mayor, skateboarding legend, Trevor Boddie. 306 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,918 Awesome! 307 00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:24,079 Good! I never liked that old mayor. 308 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:27,666 Always keeping the stunt man down with his laws. 309 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,826 What do you mean I can't ride my rocket-powered bathtub here? 310 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:33,667 Tell it to the mayor, Johnny Hot Tub. 311 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,130 [coughing] 312 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,919 The new mayor's first order of business 313 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,830 is getting the town a quote, "gnarly makeover." 314 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:42,877 I, Ace Palmero, 315 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:46,419 have already witnessed new freeway ramps built as loopty loops, 316 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,750 the street luge has replaced the cable car 317 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,884 as the town's public transportation system. 318 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:54,579 And the town's water supply has been switched to Uber Vasser, 319 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,497 the official energy drink of extreme skaters everywhere. 320 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,830 Hey, guys. And by guys, I mean you two. 321 00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:00,957 This water's great. 322 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,285 Tastes sweet. Wanna build a barn? 323 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,584 [hammering and sawing] 324 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,538 Now, let's go mountain biking. 325 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,325 Hey, look a chipmunk. Better catch it. 326 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,580 I, Ace Palmero, have also learned that Mayor Boddie 327 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,287 has repealed every law passed by the former mayor 328 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:24,325 except the law forbidding rocket powered bathtubs, 329 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,497 because that would be stupid. 330 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,883 [sighs] 331 00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:30,169 Sweet! I'm going skating! 332 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:35,328 Whoa, this place is awesome now. See you guys later. 333 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:38,417 [chuckles] K, watch me go down the big ramp. 334 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,630 I'll be watching, dear. 335 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,377 Hey, dudes. What's up? 336 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,288 Whoa, dude. Who invited you? 337 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,575 Seriously, check out this antique. 338 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,497 What garage sale did you get this from? 339 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,463 Oops. 340 00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,082 -[whimpers] -And could that jumpsuit 341 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:57,916 be any less gnarly? Oh, man, is that polyester? 342 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,630 [all laughing] 343 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:04,963 Yes, the tough stunt man finds cotton too scratchy. 344 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:07,001 Whoa! A talking car. 345 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,213 Dude, that is gnarly, bra. 346 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,167 [sighs] 347 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,289 Riley, you should have seen it. 348 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:18,125 Jacobo tried to ollie off the roof of the post office and totally biffed it. 349 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,538 It was sweet. 350 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,705 [groans] Don't mention sweet. 351 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:24,212 I'm still coming down from my Uber Vasser rush. 352 00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:27,961 And this just in, Pleasant Hills will host this year's 353 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,331 Ultimate Game's freestyling competition. 354 00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:35,037 To honor this event, Mayor Boddie has made it mandatory for all residents. 355 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,325 Boo-ya! 356 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:41,707 Now, if you'll excuse me, I, Ace Palmero, have a cube to gleam. 357 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,172 Sweet! 358 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,040 Todd, have you stopped to think that a town full of skateboarders 359 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:49,375 just might have a few teensy weensy little drawbacks? 360 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,998 Are you kidding? Skateboarding is awesome! 361 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,543 And if something is awesome, you obviously want as much of it as possible. 362 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,285 It's a scientific fact. 363 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,285 Come on, Jacobo. 364 00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,665 Let's go upstairs and hit stuff with your cast. 365 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,538 Excuse me, pardon me, coming through. 366 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,751 [both grunt] 367 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,002 [siren blaring] 368 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,423 Sorry, ma'am. Law says you got to have to have a skateboard. 369 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,920 Now, don't make me call your parents. 370 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,880 [shuddering] 371 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,169 [yelps] 372 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,960 -[man] Hey, get in line! -Principal Cutler? 373 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:28,581 Oh, hey, Todd, sorry. No cuts. 374 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,037 Now watch these radical moves. 375 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:36,962 [laughs] 376 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:39,791 [groans] Could this get any lamer? 377 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:44,334 -Cowabunga! -Charge! 378 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,167 Apparently, it can. 379 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,916 I don't need that stupid park. I'll build my own skate ramp. 380 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,790 -Hey, that's my ramp! -Yeah, sorry, little dude. 381 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,995 The mayor says we can skateboard wherever we want. 382 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,583 -Oh, this stinks! -[Riley] What's the matter, Todd? 383 00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:00,167 I thought you wanted this to be a skateboarding town. 384 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,710 Not like this. Skateboarding was my thing, 385 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:06,542 but now that Mayor Boddie passed that law, it's everybody's thing. 386 00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,535 [donkey braying] 387 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,500 Dad, you're drinking root beer? It's not even noon. 388 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,995 [Dick burps] Oh, what does it matter? 389 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:17,787 Look at that young go-getter. 390 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,495 The world was his lobster. 391 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,003 And now Dick Daring, 392 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,923 the grooviest young superstar in the stunt world, 393 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,250 adjusts his bell bottoms, checks his mood ring, 394 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,213 and away he goes! 395 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:35,083 He did it! He jumped the shark! 396 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,206 -[cheering] -Hey... 397 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,500 [sighs] I used to be the envy of thrill seekers everywhere. 398 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:45,916 Yeah, when everyone's extreme, no one is. 399 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,830 Oh, man, I have to do something about this mayor. 400 00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:51,537 So, it's a high-ranking government official 401 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:52,785 you wish to take down, is it? 402 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:56,075 Well, the trick is to first recruit an alliance of his adversaries, 403 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,496 then plant a mole in a certain-- 404 00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:01,543 Uh, thanks, Mom, but I think I'm just going to go talk to him. 405 00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:05,075 Oh, well, I suppose that's an option as well, isn't it? 406 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:09,249 So... [clears throat] we are all agreed the month of November 407 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,543 will now officially be known as Gnarlyvember. 408 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,955 -Gnarlyvember. -Gnarlyvember. 409 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,041 -Owned! -Owned! 410 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,165 Mayor Boddie, we need to talk. 411 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,630 -How'd you get in here, little dude? -It wasn't hard. 412 00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:23,919 The security guard was just some skater passed out in a pile of taco wrappers. 413 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,500 Oh, so he's the one that's been boggarting all the tacos. 414 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,253 Not cool, Waldo. 415 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,833 Well, at least we have pie. 416 00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:36,787 Mayor Boddie, now that everybody in town is a skater, it's no fun. 417 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,995 Dude, that's not a very gnarly attitude. 418 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,883 Hey, you know what would be really gnarly? 419 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:45,669 Putting your title as mayor on the line at tomorrow's Ultimate Games. 420 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,920 Whoa. That would be heck-a-gnarly. 421 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,540 All right, little dude, I'm game, 422 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,415 but you gotta put something on the line, too. 423 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,710 -Like what? -Like your family's gnarly talking car. 424 00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,376 It's a deal. 425 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:02,127 [Boddie] Dude, this car is awesome. 426 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,378 The first thing I'm gonna do 427 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,748 is I'm gonna deck this thing out with a hot plate. 428 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,464 Just for the record, I never agreed to this. 429 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,292 [Ace Palmero Let's give it up for Jack! 430 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,375 It's gonna be tough to beat says me, Ace Palmero. 431 00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:17,327 Next up, reigning freestyle champion... 432 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,963 Mayor Trevor Boddie. 433 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:29,960 Wow! A triple 360 kick with combo twist. Unbelievable. 434 00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:32,711 I hereby declare this car owned. 435 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:35,082 -Wa-bam! -Beat that, little dude. 436 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,996 I can't, but this guy can. 437 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:39,750 [laughs] 438 00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,174 What are you doing here, poser? 439 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,000 Kicking your butt, old school. 440 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,253 [groans] 441 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:49,247 Is that a bathtub? You can't use that. It's against the rules. 442 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:53,503 Rules! Ha! I play by my own rules. 443 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,673 Bring out the shark, fellas! 444 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:07,424 Look out below! 445 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,580 Yeah. 446 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,875 [crowd cheering] 447 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,210 Hey... 448 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:26,583 Hey! 449 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,457 Dude, you got owned. 450 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,078 [chuckling] 451 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,536 You're the best, Dad. 452 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,671 This year's gnarliest athlete 453 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:40,290 and the new mayor of Pleasant Hills is Dick Daring. 454 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,665 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 455 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:47,380 Now, as mayor, I promise to be a fair and judicious leader 456 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:50,668 who won't pass anymore frivolous laws. 457 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,075 What? It's a good look. 458 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,960 Ooh! There's pies in here! 459 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,330 [announcer] The Fleemco company presents: Shelton Klutzberry on versatility. 460 00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:08,167 Being versatile means being able to do a lot of things. 461 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,420 Like me, I play baseball. 462 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,920 Thanks, Todd. Oh! 463 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,331 Night, night. 464 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,707 But did you also know I sell newspapers. 465 00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:18,882 So, be like me and try lots of different things. 466 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:21,169 Now, if I can only do one of them well. 467 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,250 [babbling] 468 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,883 [announcer] This has been Shelton Klutzberry on versatility. 35024

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