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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,343 [male commentator] Tonight in London, we have the night of nights. 2 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:41,563 Damn, there is so much talent in this city. 3 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:44,392 The Triple-A Rated Bodyguard of the Year Awards. 4 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:47,221 Who you most excited to see tonight, Mike? 5 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:50,789 [Mike] Oh, my God, I mean, there is only one white-hot favorite here, Steve, 6 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:53,705 and, you know, this bodyguard has had the best client list, 7 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:55,577 the best evasive-car maneuvers, 8 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,448 the best gun-handling skills. 9 00:00:57,492 --> 00:00:59,233 Christ, he even has the best hair, 10 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:02,453 and he actually insists his clients wear seat belts. 11 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:05,065 He'’s the bodyguard that needs no introduction. 12 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:08,111 Michael Bryce is the clear favorite this year. 13 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:12,550 The final award for the Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year. 14 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,683 And the winner is... 15 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:17,816 my personal hero, 16 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,689 Michael Bryce! 17 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:22,995 [man 1] Yes![crowd cheering] 18 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:24,301 What? 19 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,260 [man 2] Well done, mate. 20 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:28,088 [cheering continues] 21 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:31,395 [man 3] Good job, Michael. 22 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,355 [grunts] So heavy. 23 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,662 [sighs] Whoo! 24 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:41,362 Wow. Uh, I just--[slow clapping, faint] 25 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:45,496 I just want to, um...[man laughing] 26 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,021 [Michael] Darius? 27 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:58,770 -[laughing] -[award clatters] 28 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,686 [laughter continues] 29 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,820 [laughter fades] 30 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,002 -[whispers] Kurosawa. -Michael-san. 31 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,701 [in Japanese] 32 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:20,140 [gunshot] 33 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,099 Ticktock, motherfucker. 34 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,492 [Michael screams] 35 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:31,368 And how often do you have this dream? 36 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,457 -Just once... -Oh. Well, that'’s not too-- 37 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,938 ...a night.Right. 38 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,679 Mostly when I'’m asleep. 39 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:39,768 It'’s what my life was supposed to be. 40 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:41,944 I was the perfect executive protection agent 41 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:47,167 till I lost it all when Darius Kincaid killed my most important client. 42 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,298 -[gun cocks] -[gunshot] 43 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:52,084 Darius Kincaid, is he a relative of yours? 44 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:54,174 [Michael] God, no. 45 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:57,220 He'’s a hitman wanted for, like, a zillion murders around the world. 46 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,961 Even took a bullet for him. 47 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:01,920 The Bodyguarding Committee, they wouldn'’t recognize it. 48 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:04,401 Apparently, they don'’t take kindly to protecting sociopaths. 49 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:07,230 So in two weeks, I have to go in front of a tribunal 50 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,319 and try to get my Triple-A rated license back. 51 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:13,236 To deal with the future, we sometimes have to deal with the past. 52 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:17,284 Quite often validation issues stem from a disapproving father. 53 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:21,331 I don'’t have validation issues. I have a licensing issue. 54 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,594 I am a bodyguard without a license. 55 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:27,294 That'’s like being a belly dancer without a torso. 56 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:30,253 I'’m thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while 57 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,994 and find happiness within. 58 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,125 Within what? 59 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:34,779 Within yourself. 60 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:37,042 Happiness in who you are. 61 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,045 I'’m listening. 62 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:41,960 Well, first things first, 63 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:45,660 I think, uh, all the guns and violence are weighing on your soul. 64 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:48,445 So you need to get away and clear your mind, 65 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:51,709 and then you can find your future self. 66 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,843 Wait, wait. Like-- 67 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:58,542 Like a cool futuristic bodyguard with super powers? 68 00:03:58,586 --> 00:03:59,935 No, will you stop-- 69 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:03,460 [sighs] Stop thinking about bodyguarding. 70 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,159 Do you have a dream vacation at all? 71 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:10,293 I'’ve heard Italy is lovely at this time of year, so how about Tuscany? 72 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:13,905 No, no, no. Not Tuscany. No Tuscany. Anything but Tuscany. 73 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,646 Okay, uh, Capri then. 74 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:16,691 Capri. 75 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,215 Like the pants. 76 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,827 Also, a lot of clients find it helpful 77 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:25,874 writing journal letters to their future self 78 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,919 or recording voice memos.[gasps] 79 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,835 What if I call him? 80 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:33,925 I could leave him voice messages. I have my phone with me all the time. 81 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:36,450 Joanne, this is great. 82 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:38,452 I feel like we'’re making really great progress here. 83 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:42,151 -So do I, yeah. -[laughs] 84 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:44,762 And don'’t feel like you need to check in with me again. 85 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,895 I mean, this is very much your journey now. 86 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:50,202 -[whispers] My journey. -You'’ve graduated therapy. 87 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:51,987 Graduated? 88 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,293 Repeat after me. 89 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:57,079 "No bodyguarding." 90 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,603 N-- No... 91 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,302 [stutters] 92 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,913 Body... 93 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,001 ...bodyguarding. 94 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:08,090 Good. And no guns.Hmm. 95 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,309 No guns. 96 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,615 Wait. No, no, hold on. Can I, uh-- 97 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:13,400 Can I keep my pen knife though?Yeah. 98 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,619 It'’s a very functional tool.You can keep your pen knife. 99 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:18,709 Just you and your future self finding happiness within. 100 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,711 Future self.That'’s the only two people 101 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,365 that you need to be protecting 102 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,280 right now, okay?Right. Yeah. Okay. 103 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,369 I can'’t believe I graduated therapy.I know. Congratulations. 104 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:29,154 Jesus Christ! 105 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:30,982 Fuck. 106 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:33,768 [male newscaster] After two years of crippling EU sanctions, 107 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:36,336 Greece'’s economy has spiraled into free fall, 108 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:40,383 causing mass demonstrations, civil unrest and nationwide strikes. 109 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:43,952 We now cross live as the head of the EU, Mr. Walter Fiscer, 110 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:45,823 will announce his decision. 111 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:49,087 In four days'’ time, at the end of the fiscal year, 112 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:52,743 the European Union will impose further economic 113 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:55,398 and financial sanctions on the nation of Greece. 114 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:58,401 [crowd clamoring]There will be no questions. 115 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:01,970 We are moving Mr. Fiscer to the extraction point. Prepare the helicopter. 116 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,890 [gunshots] 117 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,674 [female newscaster] Today'’s announcement of further sanctions 118 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:13,416 has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens, 119 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,853 with thousands of protesters causing widespread damage... 120 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:21,729 Do you know that Greece is the motherland of civilization? 121 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:29,737 She gave the world art and science, 122 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,086 culture... 123 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,437 and tragedy. 124 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:41,792 Aristotle, if this is about the decision... 125 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,447 You must reverse it.[Fiscer] There is no way. 126 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:47,058 It was a democratic vote. 127 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:50,453 You have suffocated my country, Mr. Fiscer. 128 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,892 But mark my words. 129 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,765 In four days'’ time, 130 00:06:57,808 --> 00:07:01,899 at the exact moment your sanctions will commence, 131 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:04,989 all of Europe'’s infrastructure will burn. 132 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:09,951 Financial markets will collapse, 133 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:14,346 -and millions of lives will be lost... -[screams, muffled] 134 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:18,786 ...while Greece will return to her rightful place 135 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:21,092 as the center of civilization! 136 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,445 ["Clair de lune" plays] 137 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,235 [Michael on voicemail] Hello, you'’ve reached Michael Bryce. 138 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,280 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 139 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,326 [Michael] Hey there, future Michael. 140 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,850 It'’s today Michael. I'm not great at first impressions. 141 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:43,898 I just want to say that I think you'’d be proud to know that I graduated therapy. 142 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:46,770 I'’m officially on sabbatical, and to be honest, 143 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:49,120 I don'’t know why I didn'’t do this sooner. 144 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:53,603 It'’s only been 12 hours, but already the world feels more abundant, 145 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:57,477 as if somehow it'’s been waiting for me to make this change. 146 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,915 I think about my license, and I ask myself, 147 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,917 "What was I so worked up about?" 148 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:07,138 In fact, for the first time since Kincaid killed Kurosawa, 149 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:11,142 I'’m starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding. 150 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:13,971 Or guns or blood. 151 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,538 I know this sounds crazy, 152 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:18,106 but this really feels like a new beginning-- 153 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,760 [woman] Let'’s go, Breece![gunshots] 154 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,544 [shouting in Spanish][screams] 155 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,719 Hey! 156 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,416 -What'’s going on? -Come on! 157 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,640 I think I know you. Don'’t I know you? 158 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,599 I'’m Sonia Kincaid. 159 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,471 [shouts in Spanish] 160 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,605 The mafia took my husband. We have to go get him. 161 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,476 No, no, no. I'’m not getting involved in this. 162 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,826 I'’m under strict psychological orders that-- 163 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,002 How did you find me? 164 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,874 -[Sonia grunts] -[gasps] 165 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:50,355 [screaming]Where the fuck is he? 166 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,270 Come on! 167 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:54,359 Hold on a second. Finally, Darius isn'’t haunting my dreams-- 168 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,144 [yelps] 169 00:08:56,187 --> 00:09:00,540 If you don'’t help me, I am gonna put my strap-on on 170 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:05,545 and I am gonna fuck your dreams until they wish they were your nightmares. 171 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,547 Motherfuckers! 172 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,245 First of all, your mouth needs an exorcism. 173 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,073 Second of all, why does he need my help? 174 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,032 He said, "Get Michael Breece." 175 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,773 He said that?Yes! 176 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,732 I thought he hated me.Come on. Let'’s go! 177 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,037 You are vile! 178 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,126 [Sonia shouting in Spanish][gunfire] 179 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:26,087 What did he say exactly? What was Kincaid'’s tone? 180 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,264 Who gives a fuck? 181 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:32,180 Come on! Let'’s go! Get on it! Get on it! 182 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:35,009 ["Lining The Track" playing] 183 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,710 Take the gun.No, I'’m not doing guns right now. 184 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,066 I got it. 185 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,634 ♪ Well, all I hate About lining the track♪ 186 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,115 ♪ You gotta line it over And line it back♪ 187 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:57,597 ♪ Move it over yonder Move back just a little bit...♪ 188 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,468 [people screaming] 189 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:03,298 ♪ Move it over yonder Move back just a little bit...♪ 190 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,653 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait! 191 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,612 No, no, no! There'’s gotta be a safer way down! 192 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,788 There'’s gotta be a safer way down. Maybe like a switch-- Okay. 193 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,620 Really? Go![gunfire] 194 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:26,669 [gunfire continues] 195 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,023 [panting] So where is he? 196 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:36,113 They took him from me, Breece. 197 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:39,334 We were gonna go on our honeymoon. 198 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:42,337 We were gonna take a road trip through Italy. 199 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,774 [sighs] I always dreamt of it, you know? 200 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:49,605 Everything was going to be so romantic, so perfect! 201 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:56,220 And then this fucking hijo de puta cucaracha motherfucker took off 202 00:10:56,264 --> 00:11:01,486 on the most exciting moment of our first night of our honeymoon. 203 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,273 - The next thing I know, the phone rings... -[phone rings] 204 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,841 ...and he'’s been captured by the mafia.[Darius] Baby, I need help! 205 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,191 But he'’s a workaholic, Breece. 206 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:13,107 I know he took a motherfucking job. 207 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,630 Well, he is a monster. 208 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,980 I just want him to provide me with the stability 209 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,634 that we need to start the family. 210 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,288 Did you say "family"? 211 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,856 We'’re trying to have a baby.[sirens wailing] 212 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,947 May God have mercy on our souls. 213 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:33,780 We have fucked so hard and so tenderly, 214 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,261 and in so many different places...Mmm. 215 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,916 ...and positions and...Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 216 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,571 ...and I just haven'’t gotten pregnant. 217 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:45,443 -[ship horn blowing] -You know what I think the problem is? 218 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,924 Biology.Yeah. 219 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:51,101 Mi diamante is too tight.Your what? 220 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,407 My pussy, motherfucker. 221 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,278 My pussy is just too tight.Oh. Oh. 222 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,238 And since Dario uses all this testosterone, he eats macho shit, 223 00:11:57,281 --> 00:12:01,024 the whiny sperm abort the mission halfway up my pussy pipe. 224 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,244 [gasping, murmuring] 225 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,462 Hi. 226 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:09,641 I'’m going to be such a good mother. 227 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,907 I can'’t imagine anyone gooder. 228 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,778 Do you have pepper spray? I'’m on sabbatical. 229 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,611 -[vaporizer hisses] -[car door closes] 230 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,225 Good evening, gentlemen. 231 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,097 Who'’s that? 232 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,013 The client we never get to meet? 233 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,058 Your concern is the demonstration. 234 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,714 So please demonstrate. 235 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:48,898 Data junctions are always encased in tungsten carbide. 236 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:52,772 The only thing harder is diamond. 237 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,385 There are thousands of data junctions across Europe, 238 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,258 each of them located by classified coordinates. 239 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:05,828 The bigger the junction you wish to hack, the bigger the drill you will need. 240 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:09,310 Then it'’s just a matter of uploading my virus, 241 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,226 selecting the radius of the attack, 242 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:15,011 weaponizing everything connected to the grid. 243 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,230 Bye-bye. 244 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,934 [electricity crackles, sputters][crowd shrieks] 245 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,245 [people screaming] 246 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,426 Satisfied? 247 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,732 [Aristotle] It'’s perfect. 248 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,085 Very. 249 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,652 Kill them. 250 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,437 [man] Copy that. Target locked. 251 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,961 [siren wailing in distance] 252 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,444 -[screams] -[grunts] 253 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:59,447 -[grunts] -[gunshots] 254 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:03,843 [male reporter] The city of Zagreb has woken to absolute chaos this morning 255 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,237 after a high velocity surge wiped out its power grid. 256 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:10,762 The climbing death toll has now reached 75. 257 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,721 [chattering] 258 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,028 [woman] Mr. O'’Neill. 259 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,640 Superintendent Crowley. 260 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,382 With half of Greece in a state of anarchy, 261 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:25,429 I hope you have a very good reason for pulling me out of a UN Security Summit. 262 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,736 Goddamn right I do. Seen the news? 263 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,304 The damage to the data towers is in-line with a lightning strike 264 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,436 and I'’m inclined to agree. 265 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,961 [O'’Neill] Does this look like the victim of a lightning strike to you? 266 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,400 It also looks like Gunther Von Weber. 267 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,664 He'’s wanted in 16 countries for hacking, infiltrating and undermining 268 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,579 the world'’s most secure cyber systems. 269 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,407 [sighs] Where are you going with this? 270 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,235 My Italian informant Carlo 271 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,802 specified there was a large-scale cyber attack in four days. 272 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,587 Mr. O'’Neill, 273 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,806 you have been warned repeatedly that it is against protocol 274 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,244 to deal with unsanctioned criminal informants. 275 00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,377 Listen, I have been in Europe for a month, okay? 276 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,684 The only thing you people do is watch fucking soccer. 277 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,686 Not one bar carries Sam Adams. 278 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:08,037 So the least you could do was let me do what we do in Boston, okay? 279 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,648 We work with the bad guys to get the worst guys. 280 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,912 This was a trial run. 281 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:16,002 And Carlo has been asked to buy the next coordinates tomorrow night in Portofino. 282 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,960 All right. What do you want? 283 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,571 I want an office. I want a SWAT team. I want an unlimited budget. 284 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:24,445 And if I solve this case, I want you to send me back to Boston. 285 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,622 I'’ll give you 24 hours and a surveillance van. 286 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,714 -I need a translator. -You can have mine. 287 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,370 Hmm. 288 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,676 What do they call you?Ailso. 289 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,635 Asshole? 290 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,289 Ailso. 291 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,508 Traditional Scottish name. 292 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,729 All right, William Wallace, warm up the chopper. 293 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,731 We'’re going to Italy. 294 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,616 Darius Kincaid. 295 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:11,274 A little birdie told me that you were in town. 296 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:17,280 Remember me? Your old pal Carlo. 297 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:20,196 I remember killing a bunch of motherfuckers who worked for you. 298 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,633 I remember that too. 299 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:26,289 Now, I'’d like to introduce you to my friend... 300 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,989 -[blades scraping] -...the butcher of Terracina. 301 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,346 This reminds me of the spa back at the hotel. 302 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,000 Really? 303 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,784 Not at all. 304 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:46,831 These are the tiny cockheads that are holding my cucaracha. 305 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,095 Okay, let'’s blast this mother-- 306 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,966 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Look. No. 307 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,186 You go in there guns blazing, 308 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,840 they'’re going to get trigger-happy inside, then it'’s "bye-bye Darius." 309 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:59,627 He asked for me. He needs me. So we'’re going to do this my way. 310 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:04,110 That means no killing, no guns and no blood. 311 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,329 Boring is always best. Understood? 312 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,506 Of course not. What? 313 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,248 Jesus Christ! 314 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,036 Fuck. 315 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:23,955 [grunts] 316 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,193 What have you done? 317 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,630 These fuckers got a little bit too fresh.[man groaning] 318 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:50,330 I specifically said no killing, no blood and no guns. 319 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:55,030 I'’m not on sabbatical.Where is your shirt? 320 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,336 [gunfire] 321 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,425 [screams] 322 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:02,690 Deal with it! 323 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,387 [grunts] 324 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,144 [screams] 325 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,850 ["Hello" playing] 326 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,988 [distorted] Baby! 327 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,685 [laughing, distorted] 328 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:52,348 ♪ I'’ve been alone with you Inside my mind♪ 329 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:58,180 ♪ And in my dreams I'’ve kissed your lips♪ 330 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,182 ♪ A thousand times♪ 331 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,272 -[music sputters out] -[Darius] Oh-- Hang on. 332 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:06,406 What the fuck is he doing here? 333 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:10,845 -I believe it'’s pronounced "thank you." -For what? 334 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,543 Uh, for saving your life. Again and again and again. 335 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,371 I never asked you to save shit! 336 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:20,942 Baby! What in the absolute fuck is Michael Bryce doing here? 337 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:25,947 You said, "Baby, get me Michael Breece!" 338 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,340 [Darius] What?[chuckles] 339 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:30,299 No! No, no, no. I said-- 340 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,953 Baby, I need help. 341 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,259 Get anyone... 342 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,305 -...but Michael Bryce. -[Sonia] What? 343 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,264 Didn'’t he save your cucaracha'’sass? 344 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,657 [Darius] Doesn'’t mean I got to be best friends with him. 345 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,574 He is the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth. 346 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,228 Excuse me? 347 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,578 I have 20/20 hearing. I can hear you. 348 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,841 The dead guys can hear you. 349 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,801 And what do you mean I'’m the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth? 350 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,846 How many times have you nearly got me killed? 351 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,631 Not enough. 352 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,328 Come on, baby. Let'’s get out of here 353 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:02,070 before he starts the in-flight safety demonstration. 354 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,377 [screams] 355 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,773 Are you using pepper spray? 356 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,602 I'’m on sabbatical. 357 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:16,737 And I'’m trying to find my spiritual awa-- 358 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:20,001 [gags] Awakening. 359 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,917 [laughing] 360 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,442 Motherfucker! You wouldn'’t know chi if... 361 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,009 [Michael] Hey! 362 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,665 I didn'’t have to be here, you know? 363 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:36,060 I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes! 364 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:39,412 I had a linen robe with an insanely high thread count. 365 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,022 It was like sleeping in a cloud. 366 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,851 [engine revs, tires screech]Namaste, motherfucker. 367 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:44,939 [Sonia screams] 368 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,332 Darius? 369 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,159 [screams] 370 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,292 [O'’Neill] The hitman, the bodyguard and the con woman. 371 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,076 You dumb fucks just killed Carlo, 372 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,775 the informant that was going to punch my ticket home. 373 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,820 Who the fuck are you? 374 00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,562 Interpol Agent Bobby O'’Neill. That'’s who the fuck I am. 375 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:02,304 And I know who all three of you shitheads are. 376 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:06,700 Michael Bryce, Triple-A rated bodyguard. Pillar of the community. 377 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,179 Present. Thank you. 378 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,051 Only I know, you lost your license to protect 379 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,183 when Shotgun Willie there killed Kurosawa. 380 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,055 No. That'’s under review, okay?Shotgun Willie? 381 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,231 -Kincaid took that shot-- -Moreover... 382 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,582 you'’re still taking clients. 383 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,411 Name one. 384 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:25,545 The Sultan of Mandara. Brussels. 385 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:29,244 Your Majesty, I'’m Michael Bryce, your executive protective agent. 386 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,593 Get down! Shots fired! 387 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,508 Contact! Contact! 388 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,075 That'’s a felony, pal. 389 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,556 -Fucking Brussels. Fuck! -[laughing] 390 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:40,081 As for you two, you'’re looking at about a billion years in prison. 391 00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:41,822 But today is your lucky day. 392 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:43,954 Because instead of going to the electric chair, 393 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,305 I'’m going to give you a shot at redemption. 394 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,611 Now, I got intel on the mystery big shot 395 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,831 that'’s about to launch a full-scale cyber attack. 396 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:54,313 Carlo, my now-dead informant, was gonna buy a hard drive 397 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,140 containing the coordinates for the attack. 398 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,447 Why are you looking at me? I didn'’t touch Carlo. 399 00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,797 Thanks to your bloodbath, that can'’t happen. 400 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:04,410 So, you assholes are going to Portofino and you'’re going to make the buy instead. 401 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,412 Uh, Bob, uh, quick sidebar? 402 00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:13,506 Listen. Uh, first off, I am happy to postpone my sabbatical 403 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,682 if it'’s going to keep me out of jail. 404 00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:18,598 But I think you should really reconsider working with these guys... 405 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:20,121 I don'’t want to go to Portofino. 406 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,993 ...because they'’re, you know, fucking crazy. 407 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,430 [groans] 408 00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:26,170 Fuck! Wow. 409 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,216 Okay, cum-for-brains. 410 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:32,394 You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard for Carlo'’s British mistress. 411 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,004 While Grumpy Pants here 412 00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:35,441 makes sure that hard drive gets out.Grumpy Pants? 413 00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,181 [cell phone rings]Are we clear? 414 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:39,053 We can just take the money and run, baby. 415 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,402 [Sonia] No, I'’m tired of running, Darius. 416 00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,622 Ah, Superintendent Crowley. How nice. 417 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,928 I don'’t want to go to Portofino as his bitch! 418 00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,321 Did you see how hard that guy punches? 419 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,583 This was supposed to be my honeymoon! 420 00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:49,106 [gunshot] 421 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,066 What if somebody'’s upstairs? 422 00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,154 Shut up. 423 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,244 Okay.[O'’Neill] Change of plans. 424 00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:58,551 There'’s been a heist at a Trieste shipping dock, and it could be related. 425 00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,596 But that does not change what'’s happening here. 426 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,425 Sean Connery here is going to give you a bunch of money to make the buy. 427 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,732 [O'’Neill] See that? It'’s your buy money. 428 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:08,125 One dime goes missing, you try to go AWOL, 429 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:10,998 and I'’m going to slap global Red fucking Notices on all your asses. 430 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,566 Oh, no! Not Red Notices.Red Notices? What are you doing? 431 00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:14,958 Not on me! 432 00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:17,134 -What is this, a Nokia? -Listen to me. 433 00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,136 I don'’t know how to even work this thing.Look at me! 434 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,660 Look at me!I'’m looking at you. 435 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,662 You stay in close contact with me, you understand? 436 00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,968 -I'’ll call you all the time. -Shut up. When I call, you answer. 437 00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:27,971 And you, resources are kind of low. 438 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:31,410 I want you to enjoy your transportation. 439 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:34,325 Do not fuck this up. 440 00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:35,849 We'’re definitely going to fuck this up. 441 00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,503 No, oh, my God! He'’s gonna fuck us up. 442 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:39,461 Look at the two people you'’re saddling me with. 443 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,724 [O'’Neill] Get your asses to Portofino!There'’s zero chance 444 00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:44,858 we'’re making it out of this room. He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten 445 00:23:44,901 --> 00:23:46,381 with yarn to get us out of this thing... 446 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,817 [O'’Neill] Your fucking honeymoon is over. 447 00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:51,647 [screams] 448 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,391 [Sonia] I understand some people get cold feet on their wedding day. 449 00:23:56,435 --> 00:24:01,396 But I would have never thought that you'’d get cold dick on our honeymoon night! 450 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,964 Baby, baby. I said I was sorry. 451 00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:06,532 Sorry is not good enough. I want an explanation. 452 00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:08,490 Where the fuck were you? 453 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,797 Where were you, Darius? Just tell her. 454 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,102 I took a job, okay? 455 00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:13,974 Fuck you! Fuck you!Hey! Hey, hey! 456 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:17,194 -Fuck you! -Perhaps now'’s a good time 457 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:19,240 to talk about the seat belt rule. 458 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,764 Perhaps now'’s a good time to talk about the shut-the-fuck-up rule. 459 00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:24,637 I'’m just saying it because she'’s driving like a crash test dummy. 460 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,421 Do not criticize my wife'’s driving, motherfucker. 461 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,205 Hush, hush, hush. 462 00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,512 Do you know what I just realized? 463 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:34,690 I'’m not gonna let you crazy motherfuckers ruin my shit. 464 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:36,475 [mouthing words] 465 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,564 I'’ll treat this as a lovely road trip through Italy 466 00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:42,568 -and I'’ll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband. -I am! 467 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,484 And you, Breece, you will be-- you will be the human luggage. 468 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,833 [laughs]Yes. 469 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,835 We are now on honeymoon. 470 00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,793 First of all, it'’s a mission. 471 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:53,056 Second of all, and just so we'’re clear, 472 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:56,495 I promised my therapist no bodyguarding, so I'’m not protecting either one-- 473 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,844 Ow!This is not mission! 474 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,585 -This is honeymoon! -What the fuck? 475 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,412 Hey! Eyes on road! 476 00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:02,805 Eyes on road! 477 00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:06,461 Babies need to be created 478 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,637 in a stimulating environment. 479 00:25:08,681 --> 00:25:14,208 I must be aroused by sightseeing, shopping, fine dining, 480 00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:16,602 but we are officially on honeymoon. 481 00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:18,995 For real? Really?Did she say fine dining? 482 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:22,216 Let'’s not do that, guys. Let'’s just focus on the road here. 483 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:25,088 -[both moaning, grunting] -All right. I got it. 484 00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:28,135 No, it'’s fine. You guys just-- You guys have at it. 485 00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:29,615 Maybe feather the brake a bit. 486 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,226 Maybe feather the brake a bit! 487 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,097 ["Tu Vuoò Fà L'’Americano" playing on radio] 488 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:36,230 [imitates Italian lyrics] 489 00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:39,494 Yo, let me borrow your phone.Why'’d you lie to her? 490 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,104 The fuck are you talking about? 491 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:43,367 You lied to her back there. You weren'’t on a job. 492 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,718 And how would you know that? 493 00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:50,766 Because there'’s, like, 22 body indications when somebody lies and you exhibited 40. 494 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:58,339 If you say one word to Sonia about this, I'’ll invent new ways to kill your ass. 495 00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:01,603 Wow. You must have done something really serious, Darius. 496 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,518 Honesty'’s the best policy. 497 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,651 I don'’t take relationship advice from single motherfuckers. 498 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:08,001 I don'’t have a calling plan. Make it quick. 499 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:10,394 [humming, mumbling] 500 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,792 [muffled] Yeah, I was just wondering if I could... 501 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,577 [music continues on radio] 502 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,583 [Darius] I took a job, okay? 503 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,631 Portofino has water views, which means that it'’s perfect for us-- 504 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,459 [Darius] Oh, shit.Where are you going? 505 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,243 [tires screech] 506 00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:35,681 Sonia! What the fuck? 507 00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:38,118 You better hope that job'’s worth it, motherfucker. 508 00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:40,947 What job?Let me do it. 509 00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,255 Who the fuck is this? 510 00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:48,171 [woman] We have an availability forCarmen at 2:00 p.m. 511 00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,652 Who the fuck is Carmen? 512 00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:53,829 We have tickets to the operaCarmen, and you wanted two, no? 513 00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:54,961 ["Habanera" playing] 514 00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:56,527 -I love Carmen! -[laughs] 515 00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:59,835 [Sonia] I love Carmen! 516 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,752 -[no audible dialogue] -[music continues] 517 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,415 -[no audible dialogue] -[music continues] 518 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,681 [Sonia moaning] 519 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,683 [Darius muttering, moaning] 520 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,991 [Sonia] Let'’s make a baby![Darius moans, screams] 521 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:26,862 [both moaning] 522 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:29,735 [Darius coughing][thudding] 523 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:31,650 What'’s that thumping? I can'’t-- Stop. 524 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:34,043 [gasps] 525 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:38,134 Are you people fucking insane? 526 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,354 Hey! Watch your mouth! 527 00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:43,705 I picked you up from the street, save you from sunstroke, 528 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,141 and now you'’re calling me insane? 529 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,795 Sunstroke? 530 00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:49,711 You could go to jail for leaving a dog in a hot car. 531 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:52,279 And don'’t even get me started on the psychological ramifications 532 00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:54,194 of what I heard you two doing. 533 00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:56,152 Oh, goddamn.Is that Valentino? 534 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,371 No, it'’s mine. 535 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,634 Did-- Did you spend the buy money? 536 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,289 Come on. They totally expect us to spend some of it. 537 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:05,727 No, no. Obviously, I'’ll cover it with my life savings. 538 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,686 [gasps] I think that'’s a great idea. 539 00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:11,080 I'’m just going to make a call. 540 00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:12,865 I wish I had some life savings. 541 00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:14,649 Hello. You'’ve reached Michael Bryce. 542 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,564 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 543 00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:18,566 [beeps] 544 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:21,830 That little mission we'’re on... Well, we'’re way off course. 545 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:25,660 Can'’t even see the course anymore. Or hear it, for that matter. 546 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:31,057 Uh, my ears are still ringing from ferocious sexual intercourse 547 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:34,408 leading to a rolling quadruple climax. 548 00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:37,672 Anyway, I'’m venting. I don'’t want to vent to you. 549 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,979 So, I'’ll catch up with you later. 550 00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:42,111 Oh, shit! 551 00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:44,810 Who were you talking to? 552 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,638 That'’s a secret. 553 00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:49,945 I know your secret.You do? 554 00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:52,948 You are so lonely that you were talking to yourself. 555 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:55,211 Ha! 556 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:57,823 Listen, Breece. You really hurt my feelings. 557 00:28:57,866 --> 00:28:59,738 Do you really think I am crazy? 558 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:03,785 No! I think you'’re unusually aggressive. 559 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,831 Uh, violent. But in an unpredictable way. 560 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,703 I would make a great mother, don'’t you think?I think you-- Yes. 561 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,881 Oh, my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host. 562 00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:14,230 [sighs] 563 00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:18,844 Thank you, Breece. Thank you. 564 00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:23,631 It must be your powerful asexuality 565 00:29:23,674 --> 00:29:25,981 that makes you such a good listener. 566 00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,725 Let me guess. Crowley gave us a shit lead. 567 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:34,250 No one will tell me what was inside. It was a classified military shipment. 568 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:36,035 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 569 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,428 What are the fucking odds? 570 00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:40,604 Seems lightning strikes twice. 571 00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:43,956 We need to get that packing slip. 572 00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:45,784 How would you propose we do that, Mr. Bobby? 573 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:47,742 [sighs] 574 00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:51,006 What... 575 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:58,013 [people shouting] 576 00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:02,670 -Jesus, what the fuck are you doing? -Son of a bitch. 577 00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,715 Last time I saw something like this, 578 00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,848 Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid. 579 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:08,894 [cell phone rings] 580 00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:12,506 Bobby, I'’m glad you called. 581 00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,464 Listen, it'’s a diamond-tipped drill 582 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:16,902 and I know there'’s a link, but this drill was fucking massive. 583 00:30:16,945 --> 00:30:18,381 [Crowley] You were right. 584 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:19,948 We picked up some chatter in our Rome office. 585 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:22,342 The mob are making a buy in Portofino. 586 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:25,388 They'’re purchasing classified coordinates of a large-scale data grid. 587 00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:27,216 We'’ve got a surveillance team there-- 588 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,393 We have a team in Portofino? Yeah, moving into position now. 589 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,787 Get the chopper, get the chopper. Oh, Bobby. 590 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,442 If this actually turns out to be what you say it is, 591 00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:38,749 I will personally make sure you get your transfer back to Boston. 592 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:40,403 Oh, ma'’am, I can'’t thank you enough. 593 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,318 Thank you so much. Thank you, ma'’am. 594 00:30:42,362 --> 00:30:44,146 We'’re going to Portofino! 595 00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:56,855 [Michael] Let'’s get into character. I'’m the bodyguard. 596 00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:59,727 Now, let'’s hear the British accent of Carlo'’s mistress. 597 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:02,164 [in British accent] My British accent is perfect, you fucking cunt. 598 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:05,515 Okay, let'’s skip the British accent and go straight to being brutally executed. 599 00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:07,648 How'’s the sight line, D? 600 00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,041 [Darius] Mmm, mmm. 601 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:11,086 Just protecting my asset. 602 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,003 We'’re here to see Vladimir. 603 00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:18,920 I'’m the bodyguard. 604 00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:20,530 Security check. 605 00:31:20,574 --> 00:31:23,272 -[sirens wailing] -Two minutes out. 606 00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,929 Crowley'’s got a team in place. We gotta call off the buy. 607 00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:30,410 If she finds out I'’ve got those shitheads working for me... 608 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:33,152 [people cheering, chattering][buzzing] 609 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:35,719 [metal detector beeping] 610 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:39,201 [line ringing] 611 00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:41,203 -He'’s not answering the phone. -Fuck. 612 00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:43,292 What did I tell '’em? Burn the phone. Pick it up! 613 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:46,730 Here you go, sir.Thank you very much. Great work. 614 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:49,690 [electronic music playing] 615 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,435 -Oh, shit. -What'’s wrong? 616 00:31:55,478 --> 00:31:57,785 [Michael] Just a former client and it'’s fine. He didn't see me. 617 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,747 [in British accent] You must be Vladimir. 618 00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:07,403 Carlo sends his regards. 619 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,492 He thought I would attract less attention. 620 00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:12,147 Well, he thought wrong...[Sonia giggles] 621 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,975 ...but nobody'’s complaining. 622 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,629 Son of a bitch. 623 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,592 -You have the security feed yet? -Getting it now. 624 00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:25,378 Don'’t move till the buy is made and they'’re out of the club. 625 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:27,510 There'’s too many civilians.Roger that. 626 00:32:34,256 --> 00:32:39,174 These are the classified coordinates to the entire European data grid. 627 00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:41,133 Okay? 628 00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:45,920 No, no, no. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 629 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,488 [device beeps]These are proximity-paired. 630 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:53,797 Until the buyer'’s fingerprint disarms the bracelet, 631 00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:57,236 I suggest you do not let the briefcase out of five-meter radius 632 00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:59,151 for more than 15 seconds. 633 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:02,458 If you do, bracelet explodes.[beeps] 634 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:04,547 Keep it close. 635 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:10,205 It would be a shame for that beautiful face to be disintegrated by TNT. 636 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:11,902 [laughs] 637 00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:13,687 The fuck? 638 00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:16,168 I should just pop this motherfucker right now. 639 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:17,473 Address? 640 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,954 Oh, the delivery address? In Florence. 641 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,825 [Sonia] Oh, I love Florence. 642 00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:24,089 And I adore culture. 643 00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:28,180 [Vladimir] You will deliver to the buyer tomorrow at the Ludovico Gallery auction. 644 00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:30,008 Michael Bryce! 645 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:32,532 -You have me confused with someone else. -[man] No, no, no. 646 00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:35,056 I'’d never forget the face of the man who saved my life in my darkest hour. 647 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,797 Come on, bro.Michael Bryce? 648 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,539 Didn'’t he lose his license when Kurosawa was killed? 649 00:33:39,582 --> 00:33:41,802 No, no, no. He'’s got me mistaken for someone else. 650 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:44,848 -[man] It'’s Michael Bryce! -For the record, that'’s pending review. 651 00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:46,111 Fuck off![babbling] 652 00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:48,287 Hey, guys, it'’s Michael Bryce... 653 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:53,248 Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed bodyguard to protect the love of his life? 654 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:55,294 Right. You'’re fired. 655 00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:56,425 You'’re fucking fired! 656 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,428 That'’s true, baby. 657 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:02,257 Carlo always has preferred younger women. 658 00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,650 Excuse me? 659 00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:06,609 I'’ve seen him with a woman in her 30s. 660 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,089 But never this old. 661 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:11,397 -[laughing] Never. -No, no, no. Don'’t laugh. 662 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,876 [laughing] 663 00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:17,055 [laughing continues, distorted] 664 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,451 Here it comes.[Vladimir] Old lady, right? 665 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,108 [shouting, normal voice] What the fuck did you just say? 666 00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:30,503 You finger-licking shit monkey, 667 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:34,115 donkey-blowing motherfucker! 668 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:36,117 [swearing in Spanish] 669 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:41,253 That sounded really Mexican. 670 00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:42,732 Shit. 671 00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:44,691 [mobster] Motherfucker.We have a problem. 672 00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:47,998 -This is a fucking setup. -You don'’t fucking say, vape juice. 673 00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:50,566 Get that case off her. Get me Carlo on the phone! 674 00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:53,439 -["Chanson De La Révolution" playing] -And here we go. 675 00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:54,701 [man] Gun! 676 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:59,445 [woman screams][Sonia shouting in Spanish] 677 00:35:01,925 --> 00:35:03,927 Shit![briefcase beeping] 678 00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:05,103 Clear the room! 679 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:07,888 Let'’s go. Move! Move! 680 00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:10,456 [grunts][Sonia] Breece, the gun! 681 00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:14,286 [people screaming] 682 00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:15,896 [Sonia shouts in Spanish] 683 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:17,115 [grunting] 684 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,950 [Michael] Feel like giving me a hand, Kincaid? 685 00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:29,039 [Darius laughs] Triple-A, my ass! 686 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,868 [screaming] 687 00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:34,654 [agent] All Interpol agents, you are authorized. Shoot to kill! 688 00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:37,135 Interpol. Get the fuck out now. 689 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:40,007 [briefcase beeping]Shit! Shit! 690 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:46,448 [device beeping]Breece! Fuck. 691 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:49,103 Breece, the case. Come on! 692 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:52,976 Bitch! 693 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,289 [agent] Get back! Get out of the way! 694 00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:03,335 [grunts] 695 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:09,471 Move! Move!Out of the way! 696 00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,693 Say my age. 697 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:14,824 Oh, no. 698 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:21,744 [in British accent] Breece, I'’m famished. 699 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:23,355 Shall we go now? 700 00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:24,530 Still Mexican. 701 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:33,191 [distorted] Breece! 702 00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:39,327 Get to the fucking dock. Now! 703 00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:41,503 Breece? Breece? 704 00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:43,592 -Get out of the way! -Move! 705 00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:45,855 [all shouting] 706 00:36:48,162 --> 00:36:49,859 [shouting continues] 707 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:52,949 Stay with me, Breece! 708 00:36:53,472 --> 00:36:54,473 This way! 709 00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:55,952 Out of my fucking way, please! 710 00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:57,389 Target heading for the water. 711 00:36:58,825 --> 00:36:59,782 [Sonia] Let'’s go! 712 00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:13,231 [Sonia] You better say something nice about my Breece. 713 00:37:15,189 --> 00:37:19,149 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 714 00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:23,458 We will never forget the time you spent with us. 715 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,335 That was beautiful. 716 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:32,772 You should'’ve been a priest. 717 00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:35,340 Okay, let'’s toss his ass in and bounce. 718 00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:37,646 [Sonia crying] 719 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:39,953 [mournful music] 720 00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:42,521 [crying continues] 721 00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:49,049 [music stutters out] 722 00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:52,095 [screams, muffled] 723 00:37:52,139 --> 00:37:55,447 What in the absolute fuck is wrong with you people? 724 00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,405 We gave you a sea burial. 725 00:37:57,449 --> 00:37:59,799 A sea burial?Well, you didn'’t have a heartbeat. 726 00:37:59,842 --> 00:38:02,323 I'’m wearing Kevlar! 727 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,500 [Crowley] These were your operatives? 728 00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:07,633 [O'’Neill] I'’ve never seen them before. 729 00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:10,288 Only one number called this phone that Michael Bryce was in possession of. 730 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:12,551 -And it was yours. -We have less than two days 731 00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:14,596 before this attack happens. Two days! 732 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,728 I gave you a chance. 733 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,773 You went behind my back, 734 00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:21,734 and you employed two criminals and an unlicensed bodyguard. 735 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:23,779 And now they'’re in possession of critical evidence. 736 00:38:23,823 --> 00:38:25,781 They could be in on the cyber attack. 737 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:28,175 Oh, they'’re not in on the attack, trust me. They'’re idiots. 738 00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:30,046 Put out a global Red Notice on Darius Kincaid, 739 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,179 Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce. 740 00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:34,486 We have a problem. 741 00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:41,406 [man] Three unknown fugitives escaped with the coordinates. 742 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,103 Interpol were all over the scene. 743 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,627 Seems that we have a rat. 744 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:47,455 Get me Carlo on the phone. 745 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:51,764 Sir, Carlo'’s dead. 746 00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:01,904 Find the fugitives. Kill them. 747 00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,733 I need the briefcase. 748 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:07,214 [bell tolling] 749 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:13,742 [groans] 750 00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:15,396 Fuck! 751 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,920 What'’s wrong?You can'’t be serious. 752 00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:20,401 About what?My ribs are broken. 753 00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:24,274 I came down with a little case of 12-gauge shotgun to the chest. 754 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:25,580 Remember? 755 00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:27,147 [laughing]Hey, Breece, don'’t worry. 756 00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:29,410 Sonia'’s gonna take care of you. 757 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:30,933 This will make you feel better. 758 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:32,718 Thank you.There you go, baby. 759 00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:35,155 [vehicles approaching] 760 00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:38,506 [reporter] The auction of art works by the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire 761 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,639 is believed to be the last of a long line of assets 762 00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:42,771 he'’s liquidated outside of his homeland. 763 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:45,252 [reporter 2] It is unknown what his motivation for selling up in Europe is, 764 00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:48,168 but analysts are calling it "financial suicide." 765 00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:50,518 [Michael] Ooh, that is one hell of a security detail. 766 00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:52,564 Holy shit. 767 00:39:53,303 --> 00:39:55,567 -Magnusson. -[both] Who? 768 00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:58,221 Only the Triple-A Rated Bodyguard of the Year, three years in a row. 769 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,398 [laughs] They give you motherfuckers awards? 770 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,009 Yes, they give us awards, and we have conventions and everything. 771 00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:05,011 [scoffs] Ain'’t no award for hitman. 772 00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:07,056 It'’s called lethal injection. 773 00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:10,408 God, look at him. He'’s so strong. 774 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:12,453 Confident. He'’s like a panther. 775 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:13,976 Let me see this motherfucker. 776 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:18,938 Oh, shit! Zento! 777 00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:21,680 That is a good motherfucking hitman right there. 778 00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:23,595 He took a lot of business from me. 779 00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:26,685 -Find yourself a nest. -I'’m gonna take the tower. 780 00:40:28,295 --> 00:40:30,558 [Michael] Whoever wants this briefcase is a serious high roller, 781 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:33,909 '’cause Magnusson's fee is astronomical. 782 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,215 [Magnusson] Releasing the package. 783 00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:36,825 I want everyone on high alert. 784 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,395 And bingo. 785 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:45,181 Oh. That is awful. 786 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:49,098 It'’s like Liberace banged a set of curtains. 787 00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:52,493 [Zento] Magnusson. 788 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,452 Three pigeons on the rooftop. 789 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,718 They have the stolen briefcase.Take the shot. 790 00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:03,504 Oh, shit! Zento! Gun! 791 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,726 -[Magnusson] Get Aristotle to safety, now. -Get down. 792 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,948 Scatter and converge. Get that case! 793 00:41:14,254 --> 00:41:15,342 [tires squealing] 794 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:19,825 They won'’t know we have five possible escape routes. 795 00:41:19,868 --> 00:41:21,479 They have five possible escape routes. 796 00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:27,397 Should'’ve used a decoy. 797 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:28,921 [Magnusson] It appears they have no decoy, sir. 798 00:41:28,964 --> 00:41:30,444 My God, they'’re amateurs. 799 00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:32,446 [Darius] All right, let'’s go! 800 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,013 [groans][Darius] Come on! 801 00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:45,198 If you'’d listened, we'd have an extraction vehicle waiting! 802 00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:47,461 These idiots don'’t even have an extraction vehicle. 803 00:41:48,244 --> 00:41:49,507 Bryce, get to the van! 804 00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:52,858 Go! Now! 805 00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:55,513 Move it, Bryce! 806 00:41:58,211 --> 00:42:01,954 Magnusson recognized me, which means he probably knows my moves. 807 00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:04,652 I don'’t recognize any of these losers. Shoot to kill! 808 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:08,221 -Bryce, we gotta go! -[Michael] Just a moment! 809 00:42:08,264 --> 00:42:10,092 -Got it. Go! -Let'’s go! 810 00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:11,529 ["The Best" playing] 811 00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:18,927 ♪ Give me a lifetime of promises And a world of dreams...♪ 812 00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:27,545 Pirate is loose. Keep it in sight. 813 00:42:29,634 --> 00:42:30,809 [Sonia] Breece, watch out! 814 00:42:32,854 --> 00:42:35,161 ♪ And it can'’t be wrong...♪ 815 00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:38,207 Wow. 816 00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:40,645 Wow, this guy'’s handling skills are actually incredible. 817 00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:42,864 Steve McQueen ain'’t got shit on you. 818 00:42:42,908 --> 00:42:46,302 I think that'’s the first time you'’ve ever said anything nice to me. 819 00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:48,478 ♪ Better than all the rest♪ 820 00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:50,524 -[music ends] -[horn blaring] 821 00:42:52,221 --> 00:42:54,267 Bryce! Bryce! 822 00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:57,575 [Sonia] Get in the car, Darius! Go, go, go! 823 00:42:57,618 --> 00:43:00,839 -[horn continues] -Bryce, what the fuck? 824 00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:03,842 Move, motherfucker! 825 00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:05,844 -[horn stops] -Baby, what did you give him? 826 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:08,803 -[both grunting] -[Sonia] Just painkillers. 827 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,851 But he'’s so delicate. 828 00:43:14,287 --> 00:43:16,158 Pirate is flying west. Keep it in sight. 829 00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:17,377 [tires squealing] 830 00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:22,600 Oh, no. Not the stairs, motherfucker! 831 00:43:27,256 --> 00:43:29,563 I'’m not wearing a sports bra! 832 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,044 [woman shrieks][people murmuring] 833 00:43:38,790 --> 00:43:40,879 Jesus, this guy'’s a lunatic. 834 00:43:42,837 --> 00:43:44,622 This is no fucking honeymoon! 835 00:43:46,536 --> 00:43:49,583 -This is shitty-moon! -I say we had a pretty great fucking day! 836 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,238 -Are you fucking kidding me? -Shopping. 837 00:43:58,897 --> 00:44:02,770 -Wine tasting, flowers... -Yeah, with someone else'’s money! 838 00:44:09,211 --> 00:44:11,387 -[men shouting] -One bird still remaining in flight. 839 00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:14,303 -Fucking opera. -And you fell asleep! 840 00:44:16,436 --> 00:44:18,133 Good afternoon. 841 00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,614 -I'’d like to offer up a cease-fire. -Oh. 842 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,443 You hand over that briefcase, and I'’ll gladly undo that bracelet. 843 00:44:23,486 --> 00:44:24,792 Sure. 844 00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:26,620 Bugger me. 845 00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:30,450 [Darius laughing] 846 00:44:30,493 --> 00:44:32,800 [sighs] That'’s the end of Breece'’s idol. 847 00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:37,326 [panting] Pirate'’s flying south. Get the case. 848 00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:38,893 [helicopter whirring] 849 00:44:41,809 --> 00:44:42,767 Shit. 850 00:44:50,383 --> 00:44:51,601 Dive! 851 00:44:57,259 --> 00:44:58,304 Dive! 852 00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:06,704 Did we lose '’em? 853 00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:11,796 -[truck horn blaring] -No, you didn'’t lose it. 854 00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:15,582 Oh, shit! 855 00:45:26,201 --> 00:45:28,595 Oh, shit! 856 00:45:28,638 --> 00:45:31,772 -[screams] -Sonia, get back in the car! 857 00:45:37,038 --> 00:45:38,431 He'’s reloading. Take the wheel. 858 00:45:48,615 --> 00:45:49,747 [shouts in Spanish] 859 00:45:54,447 --> 00:45:55,709 What are you doing? 860 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,493 [Darius] Hang on, baby![Sonia] Dario! 861 00:45:57,537 --> 00:46:00,540 -[Darius] Oh, fuck! -[Sonia screaming] 862 00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:07,590 [both breathing heavily] 863 00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:16,817 They didn'’t wear their seat belts. 864 00:46:16,861 --> 00:46:18,950 [newscaster] The three fugitives responsible 865 00:46:18,993 --> 00:46:20,952 for a nightclub shoot-out in Portofino are still on the run... 866 00:46:20,995 --> 00:46:22,562 Phone call for you, sir. 867 00:46:22,605 --> 00:46:24,869 ...and are believed to be hiding somewhere in Italy. 868 00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:26,827 Sir, I'’m sorry to inform you, 869 00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:29,134 but the three fugitives managed to escape. 870 00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:32,746 ...as police search for international con woman, Sonia Kincaid, and... 871 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:36,924 When you find them, I want them alive. 872 00:46:36,968 --> 00:46:42,060 [singing lullaby] ♪ You'’re asleep Little Breece♪ 873 00:46:42,103 --> 00:46:45,933 ♪ Can you please Wake the fuck up♪ 874 00:46:45,977 --> 00:46:49,676 ♪ In your slumber Think of Sonia♪ 875 00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,940 ♪ And the bomb That'’s on her wrist♪ 876 00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:54,333 [grunts] Jesus, fuck! 877 00:46:55,203 --> 00:46:57,815 Hey! What were those pills? 878 00:46:57,858 --> 00:46:59,077 It'’s just lithium. 879 00:46:59,686 --> 00:47:00,948 Lithium! 880 00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:03,298 Baby, lithium'’s not pain medication. 881 00:47:03,342 --> 00:47:04,778 [Sonia] Breece, you want some more? 882 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,911 No, don'’t you come anywhere near me! 883 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:09,478 I'’ve had it with you two. 884 00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:12,873 I'’m sorry to say this, Sonia, but you are crazy! 885 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:15,006 Hey, you can'’t talk to my wife that way. 886 00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:18,313 Why not? She'’d make a terrible mother. 887 00:47:18,357 --> 00:47:21,577 I wouldn'’t leave a Chucky doll in her care. 888 00:47:21,621 --> 00:47:24,406 You need to apologize to Sonia right now. 889 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:26,539 Oh. What, are you gonna shoot me now? 890 00:47:26,582 --> 00:47:28,323 Father of the year right here! 891 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:31,065 Can'’t wait! 892 00:47:31,109 --> 00:47:33,633 [Darius] Hey, hey, where are you going? I said, apologize! 893 00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:36,114 Oh, I'’m just gonna ride the lithium out! 894 00:47:36,157 --> 00:47:37,419 Whoo! 895 00:47:38,899 --> 00:47:42,424 [footsteps approaching]Babe, you all right? 896 00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:46,951 I'’m great. 897 00:47:46,994 --> 00:47:49,823 Took a bullet for him. Took a bullet for her. 898 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:53,653 [straining] Yeah, old Bryce is just everybody'’s favorite little bullet caddie. 899 00:47:55,655 --> 00:47:59,746 [panting] Okay, game on. 900 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:03,358 Come on. Give me a sign. 901 00:48:04,055 --> 00:48:07,493 Any sign. Please. 902 00:48:07,536 --> 00:48:10,539 Okay, that is a sign, just not the one I'’m looking for. 903 00:48:14,717 --> 00:48:17,720 Anything. Anything at all! 904 00:48:17,764 --> 00:48:19,592 [airplane passing overhead] 905 00:48:22,421 --> 00:48:24,336 I see what you'’re doing. 906 00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:28,427 I-- You wanna play ball? We'’re gonna play ball! 907 00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:31,996 Our honeymoon is a delicious fuckery. 908 00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:36,391 I don'’t have a fetus in my womb, but I do have a bomb on my wrist. 909 00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:38,263 Hey, I said some awful stuff back there, 910 00:48:38,306 --> 00:48:41,788 because I was involuntarily administered lithium. 911 00:48:42,963 --> 00:48:45,400 -Apology accepted. -I'’m not apologizing. 912 00:48:45,444 --> 00:48:47,315 I know someone who can help us out. 913 00:48:57,021 --> 00:49:00,024 [Darius] Just like that gun thing, you can'’t press doorbells either? 914 00:49:00,067 --> 00:49:05,333 It'’s just, I haven't spoken to my father since I lost my license. 915 00:49:05,377 --> 00:49:08,728 [laughs] Oh, so you'’re admitting you'’re unlicensed? 916 00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:10,382 You don'’t understand. 917 00:49:13,515 --> 00:49:15,996 He'’s the greatest bodyguard who ever lived. 918 00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:20,348 And I'’m just me. 919 00:49:20,392 --> 00:49:23,699 -What are you doing? What are you doing? -[bell buzzes] 920 00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:28,661 Fuck! 921 00:49:31,446 --> 00:49:32,839 All right. 922 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,715 [sighs] 923 00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:42,805 [woman] Mr. Bryce out back. He chop the wood. It be a moment. 924 00:49:44,329 --> 00:49:46,070 I'’ll get you some water. 925 00:49:46,113 --> 00:49:51,292 [chuckles] This Triple-A shit is a family fantasy. 926 00:49:56,167 --> 00:50:00,084 [door opens, closes] 927 00:50:00,127 --> 00:50:01,346 Hey, Papa. 928 00:50:03,391 --> 00:50:05,219 I never imagined I'’d be coming home like this. 929 00:50:05,263 --> 00:50:08,483 I always thought it would be under, uh, different circumstances. 930 00:50:08,527 --> 00:50:13,184 As I'’m sure you know, my, uh-- my license is under review. 931 00:50:15,577 --> 00:50:17,405 I'’m sorry for being such a disgrace. 932 00:50:19,668 --> 00:50:21,714 We really need your help. 933 00:50:21,757 --> 00:50:25,152 [whimpers][Senior] Out there in the world, 934 00:50:25,196 --> 00:50:27,285 you'’re an unlicensed protection agent. 935 00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:29,504 [slurps]But here... 936 00:50:29,548 --> 00:50:33,726 Here, you are my son, and this is your home. 937 00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:38,078 [whimpers, cries] 938 00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:41,734 What the fuck? 939 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,171 Aw. 940 00:50:47,131 --> 00:50:49,611 Just chill. 941 00:50:49,655 --> 00:50:52,092 I'’m trying to have a long-awaited moment with my dad. 942 00:50:52,136 --> 00:50:54,051 I get it. You'’re freaking out. 943 00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:57,663 -Yeah, he'’s-- -A legend, yes. That'’s weird for you. 944 00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:58,925 But to me, he'’s just Papa. 945 00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,535 No, I'’m freaked out because-- 946 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:02,798 Because his voice is so deeply rich in its timbre? 947 00:51:02,842 --> 00:51:04,800 Yes, it'’s remarkable, but a lot of people-- 948 00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:06,759 No, motherfucker, it'’s not his voice. The fact that he'’s-- 949 00:51:06,802 --> 00:51:08,413 He'’s a published author? 950 00:51:09,675 --> 00:51:12,504 Huh? What is it, Darius? 951 00:51:12,547 --> 00:51:15,115 Spit it out. '’Cause frankly, it'’s exhausting 952 00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:16,856 to hear you beat about the bush. 953 00:51:16,899 --> 00:51:18,162 "Around," Junior. 954 00:51:18,205 --> 00:51:19,554 I'’m sorry? 955 00:51:19,598 --> 00:51:22,557 The expression is "beat around the bush." 956 00:51:22,601 --> 00:51:25,647 Interesting.It'’s "around." 957 00:51:25,691 --> 00:51:27,649 -Sorry, I'’m-- -I know who you are. 958 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,609 -I watch the news. -[chuckles] 959 00:51:32,828 --> 00:51:34,439 Hello, my dear. 960 00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:38,530 Nice to meet you, Mr. Breece father. 961 00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:40,706 My pleasure.You have a lovely son. 962 00:51:41,794 --> 00:51:43,491 Can we have it removed? 963 00:51:43,535 --> 00:51:44,971 Well, we'’ll do our best. 964 00:51:45,798 --> 00:51:47,147 Giuseppe? 965 00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:48,322 Yes, sir? 966 00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:50,455 Make arrangements for a safe house 967 00:51:50,498 --> 00:51:55,155 and the necessary equipment to unlink a Ti-47. 968 00:51:57,984 --> 00:52:00,334 When the fuck were you gonna tell me your dad was Black? 969 00:52:00,378 --> 00:52:03,903 Stepdad. And I fail to see how that'’s relevant. 970 00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:07,515 Why don'’t you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate? 971 00:52:07,559 --> 00:52:09,604 Yeah? 972 00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:12,346 "Relevant"? "Heart"? "Hate"?You know exactly what I'’m talking about! 973 00:52:12,390 --> 00:52:14,000 All right now, boys.I'’m sorry, Papa. 974 00:52:14,043 --> 00:52:16,742 No bickering under my roof, okay? 975 00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:18,004 Understood. 976 00:52:18,047 --> 00:52:20,093 Who'’s hungry?I can eat. 977 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:24,010 Okay, good. Hungry?A little peckish. 978 00:52:24,053 --> 00:52:26,099 ["Clair de lune" playing] 979 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:30,147 [no audible dialogue] 980 00:52:33,976 --> 00:52:39,417 These are all the bullets Dad'’s taken for heads of state. 981 00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:42,289 ["Clair de lune" playing on stereo]Mmm, impressive. 982 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:45,336 Nothing like taking a bullet to make you feel like a man. 983 00:52:45,379 --> 00:52:47,860 Yeah. I'’ve taken 20 myself. 984 00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:49,557 I took a bullet. 985 00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:53,779 -Yeah? -Yeah, for, uh-- for Darius. 986 00:52:53,822 --> 00:52:56,738 I saved his life. Right, Darius? 987 00:52:56,782 --> 00:52:59,959 Breece took a bullet for my husband at The Hague. 988 00:53:00,002 --> 00:53:01,787 He was very brave. 989 00:53:01,830 --> 00:53:04,746 Check it out. Right there. 990 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:08,837 Bryce, that looks like a freckle. 991 00:53:08,881 --> 00:53:12,014 He also took a shotgun blast for me. Last night. 992 00:53:12,058 --> 00:53:14,278 Well, actually, I was wearing Kevlar. 993 00:53:14,321 --> 00:53:18,064 Kevlar? Real Triple-A'’s never wear Kevlar. 994 00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:21,154 '’Cause, knowing Bryce and his trusty penknife, 995 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:24,113 he'’ll have the danger all taken care of before it even gets to that. 996 00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:26,246 [laughing] 997 00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:31,251 You laugh, but countless heads of state have been taken out by the penknife. 998 00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:32,470 No one sees it coming. 999 00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:35,995 Ah, yes. 1000 00:53:36,038 --> 00:53:38,215 Elena'’s gelato. 1001 00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:41,609 [distorted] The best gelato on this side of the Mediterranean. 1002 00:53:44,656 --> 00:53:45,657 Bryce? 1003 00:53:47,659 --> 00:53:49,269 Excuse me a moment. 1004 00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:50,314 Bryce? 1005 00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:52,359 Bryce? 1006 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,753 What'’s wrong with him? 1007 00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:56,798 It'’s the gelato. 1008 00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,975 I forgot. 1009 00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:03,588 It'’s a trigger.Why? 1010 00:54:03,631 --> 00:54:05,372 [sighs] 1011 00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:08,767 [Senior] All of Bryce'’s memories are with his mother. 1012 00:54:08,810 --> 00:54:12,988 She used to call him her "little bodyguard." 1013 00:54:13,032 --> 00:54:16,775 Every Sunday, she would take Bryce to the amusement park. 1014 00:54:16,818 --> 00:54:20,039 But it wasn'’t the rides he was interested in. 1015 00:54:20,082 --> 00:54:22,128 It was the gelato. 1016 00:54:22,171 --> 00:54:25,653 Then what happened? Did he choose the wrong flavor? 1017 00:54:25,697 --> 00:54:27,438 [Senior] No, my dear. 1018 00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:29,875 Fate chose his mother. 1019 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:35,402 To this day, I have no idea why a full-figured, 290-pound Italian man 1020 00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,361 wanted to ride the Paratrooper. 1021 00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:39,841 Truth is, I don'’t want to know. 1022 00:54:40,886 --> 00:54:43,192 Some things are best left unsaid. 1023 00:54:43,236 --> 00:54:44,803 [screams] 1024 00:54:44,846 --> 00:54:46,500 [screaming] 1025 00:54:46,544 --> 00:54:49,460 [Senior] And Bryce, well, he chose to blame himself. 1026 00:54:51,244 --> 00:54:52,898 That'’s why he loves seat belts. 1027 00:54:52,941 --> 00:54:55,857 Still doesn'’t explain why he'’s so annoying. 1028 00:54:58,904 --> 00:55:00,166 You'’re annoying. 1029 00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:06,955 [sniffles] 1030 00:55:11,177 --> 00:55:13,527 Hey. Hi. Hi. 1031 00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:15,355 Are you okay?I'’m fine. I'm fine. 1032 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:17,792 Do you want me to push you?No, no, no. Thank you. 1033 00:55:17,836 --> 00:55:22,710 I just-- I cry sometimes when I'’m awake. 1034 00:55:22,754 --> 00:55:24,277 So... 1035 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,759 Your father told us what happened to your mother. 1036 00:55:27,802 --> 00:55:33,242 If I'’d just ordered peach gelato a minute sooner, she'’d still be alive. 1037 00:55:33,286 --> 00:55:36,724 It'’s my fault. My bad. I get it.Oh, no, no, no. 1038 00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:39,640 It'’s not your fault. You cannot blame yourself. 1039 00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:42,426 I mean, it'’s perfectly normal to feel guilty. 1040 00:55:42,469 --> 00:55:44,863 I understand you better than you think. 1041 00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:47,953 My mother was eaten by a shark. 1042 00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:53,959 You know, seeing your mother being devoured by a beast-- 1043 00:55:54,002 --> 00:55:57,223 It can really traumatize you. More than you can think. 1044 00:55:57,266 --> 00:56:02,097 But, my God, has he done a number on you, honey. 1045 00:56:02,141 --> 00:56:07,059 I mean, you are fucked up in more ways than I can count. 1046 00:56:07,102 --> 00:56:08,756 -Now it all makes sense. -Yeah. 1047 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,932 Including your obsession with my boobs. 1048 00:56:10,976 --> 00:56:15,502 What? Did you say with your boobs? I'’ve never thought about your boobs. 1049 00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:17,591 Not even once.Come on. 1050 00:56:17,635 --> 00:56:19,811 You are obsessed with my boobs.Okay. Jesus Christ. 1051 00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:21,334 All right. 1052 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,511 When you saved me, you very gently cup your hands 1053 00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:28,428 and push me by the boobs to save me from the bullet. 1054 00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:30,169 Not a lot of alternative real estate... 1055 00:56:30,212 --> 00:56:33,215 And I could hear the little boy inside of you screaming, 1056 00:56:33,259 --> 00:56:35,653 "Mommy, please don'’t die. I need you!" 1057 00:56:35,696 --> 00:56:37,394 I don'’t think that's what I was screaming. 1058 00:56:37,437 --> 00:56:40,397 I don'’t sound like that at all. 1059 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,312 If it makes you feel any better--It doesn'’t. 1060 00:56:43,356 --> 00:56:47,055 I cannot eat gelato either.Right. Doesn'’t make me feel better. 1061 00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:49,536 I don'’t care.I'’m lactose intolerant. 1062 00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:52,452 I still don'’t care, so... 1063 00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:54,759 I'’m gonna head back inside. 1064 00:56:54,802 --> 00:56:57,414 I think they'’re serving, um, self-esteem. 1065 00:56:57,457 --> 00:57:01,853 Okay. Hey, this was great. It was really, really great. 1066 00:57:01,896 --> 00:57:03,420 To get to the safe house... 1067 00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:06,553 Excellent. Excellent. Thank you very much. 1068 00:57:06,597 --> 00:57:08,816 [Darius] So we just go up here and make a right. 1069 00:57:09,774 --> 00:57:10,818 Good news. 1070 00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:14,169 My contact says everything is all set. 1071 00:57:14,213 --> 00:57:17,129 We'’ll have that Ti-47 off of you in no time. 1072 00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:19,653 Meanwhile, I'’ll sort everything out with Interpol. 1073 00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:21,394 Sonia.Okay? 1074 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,527 Let'’s let 'em have a moment together. 1075 00:57:25,006 --> 00:57:26,094 Bryce... 1076 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:29,620 I'’m... 1077 00:57:31,143 --> 00:57:32,884 sorry about the gelato. 1078 00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:36,409 Hey. 1079 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:40,195 Other guys lose their license and never come back. 1080 00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:44,461 Look at you. You'’re gonna be a hero.[chuckles] 1081 00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:47,115 I'’ll come down to the safe house and see you 1082 00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:49,727 after I'’ve got some more information. 1083 00:57:49,770 --> 00:57:52,512 I will also have a talk with the review board, 1084 00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:54,514 see to it you get a good hearing. 1085 00:57:55,428 --> 00:57:56,516 Thank you. 1086 00:57:57,648 --> 00:57:59,606 Thank you, Dad.No worries. 1087 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:07,005 -Oh, Bryce, take the Jag. -["Uh Uh What Did I Do" playing] 1088 00:58:07,048 --> 00:58:10,922 The Jag? The one I wasn'’t even allowed to look at as a kid? 1089 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:13,359 [laughs] You'’ve earned it. 1090 00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:17,015 ♪ Oh, baby♪ 1091 00:58:17,058 --> 00:58:20,497 ♪ Uh, uh, what did I do♪ 1092 00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:22,020 ♪ Oh, baby, uh, uh...♪ 1093 00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:24,544 [Michael sighs][Darius laughs] 1094 00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,546 Damn, I love this motherfucking car. 1095 00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:28,330 [Michael] Yeah![Sonia] But you love me more? 1096 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,332 Oh, baby![Michael] Whoo! 1097 00:58:30,376 --> 00:58:32,987 ♪ Sweeter than honey, girl♪♪ Hey, hey, hey...♪ 1098 00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:36,730 Can we just acknowledge for one second that not only are we safe, 1099 00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:40,473 but I think I'’m going to get my license back. 1100 00:58:41,474 --> 00:58:44,042 All because of my father. [chuckles] 1101 00:58:44,085 --> 00:58:46,523 I'’m so happy for you, Breece. 1102 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:49,613 Baby... 1103 00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:53,442 [sighs] 1104 00:58:53,486 --> 00:58:55,836 ...there'’s something I'’ve been meaning to tell you. 1105 00:58:57,011 --> 00:58:58,578 Ah-- [groans] 1106 00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,624 What?[Michael] You know, I think I'’m gonna... 1107 00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:02,974 I'’m gonna join Dad's agency. 1108 00:59:03,017 --> 00:59:04,758 Bryce and Son.[body thuds] 1109 00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:06,673 That sounds... 1110 00:59:07,892 --> 00:59:09,154 A little cottonmouth. 1111 00:59:10,938 --> 00:59:13,550 You guys just can'’t keep your hands off each... 1112 00:59:14,463 --> 00:59:15,595 [exhales] 1113 00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:29,043 [Michael] This feels familiar. 1114 00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:30,871 [Darius] I don'’t spend that much time with my head in bags. 1115 00:59:30,915 --> 00:59:33,221 [Michael] Do you think maybe once you could spot the ambush? 1116 00:59:33,265 --> 00:59:35,136 -[Darius] No. -[Sonia] Watch my hair, motherfucker. 1117 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:36,485 [Darius] Oh. 1118 00:59:36,529 --> 00:59:40,577 What in the A-double-money-sign is that? 1119 00:59:49,281 --> 00:59:51,979 Aristotle Papadopolous. 1120 00:59:53,981 --> 00:59:55,200 My darling. 1121 00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:59,552 I thought I had lost you forever. 1122 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,859 So many sleepless nights. 1123 01:00:01,902 --> 01:00:06,124 So long have I wandered in a maze of despair. 1124 01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:10,868 Uh, anybody want to tell me what the fuck'’s going on here? 1125 01:00:12,434 --> 01:00:13,610 Monaco. 1126 01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:17,614 A girl who had lost her way, 1127 01:00:17,657 --> 01:00:22,227 turning tricks with wealthy men at craps tables. 1128 01:00:22,270 --> 01:00:26,579 But when she met a mysterious Greek man, 1129 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:29,147 he taught her there was more to life. 1130 01:00:30,539 --> 01:00:32,672 A life of art, 1131 01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:37,721 literature, dance and passion. 1132 01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:42,639 She learned to appreciate the finest things in life. 1133 01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:45,119 But when the cheap decking aboard his mega yacht 1134 01:00:45,163 --> 01:00:47,078 snapped her beautiful Gucci heel, 1135 01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:52,213 fate took another turn. 1136 01:00:53,301 --> 01:00:55,347 She was found by fishermen. 1137 01:00:55,390 --> 01:00:59,656 She laid in bed for weeks, and when she finally woke, 1138 01:00:59,699 --> 01:01:02,310 she had amnesia. 1139 01:01:03,442 --> 01:01:06,706 Now, seeing your face, 1140 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:11,580 and listening to your voice so closely to my ear, 1141 01:01:11,624 --> 01:01:14,540 it all came rushing back to me. 1142 01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:17,238 You'’ve cured me.Mmm. 1143 01:01:18,109 --> 01:01:20,111 Can you put the hood back on? 1144 01:01:20,154 --> 01:01:22,504 You got history with this motherfucker? 1145 01:01:22,548 --> 01:01:27,727 And if I'’d known earlier it was you who had my case, 1146 01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:32,950 I would'’ve ensured you were treated like the Aphrodite you are. 1147 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:34,908 Thank you. 1148 01:01:34,952 --> 01:01:40,740 Have these two brought to Lucas and Francesco in my torture chamber. 1149 01:01:40,784 --> 01:01:42,524 [Aristotle] It is a fine--Torture chamber? 1150 01:01:42,568 --> 01:01:45,179 -Did he say "cha-cha chamber"? -No, motherfucker, he did not. 1151 01:01:45,223 --> 01:01:48,052 Perhaps one day you'’ll learn 1152 01:01:48,095 --> 01:01:52,709 that great men don'’t need to stoop to vulgarity to express themselves. 1153 01:01:52,752 --> 01:01:54,232 I know how to express myself, motherfucker. 1154 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:55,712 [Aristotle] Take them away!Believe me. 1155 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:57,278 I have not begun to express myself-- 1156 01:01:57,322 --> 01:01:59,367 [Michael] Do we have separate torture chambers? 1157 01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:01,587 -[Darius shouting, indistinct] -[beeps] 1158 01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:06,548 The final piece of my master plan 1159 01:02:06,592 --> 01:02:11,553 to win justice for Europe'’s atrocities. 1160 01:02:11,597 --> 01:02:15,775 Take it to the technology center and have my yacht prepared. 1161 01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:21,738 [beeps] 1162 01:02:26,307 --> 01:02:30,355 Come with me. I have something to show you. 1163 01:02:37,014 --> 01:02:38,842 [gasps] 1164 01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:42,976 The room we dreamed of building together. 1165 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:45,849 Oh, Aris. 1166 01:02:48,373 --> 01:02:51,985 You ever think that maybe she'’s conning you? 1167 01:02:52,029 --> 01:02:54,074 What? 1168 01:02:54,118 --> 01:02:56,990 I'’m just saying, she'’s a con woman. That'’s what con women do. 1169 01:02:57,034 --> 01:03:00,951 Con person? Person? I don'’t know how you say that. 1170 01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:03,301 Can you guys come back later? We'’re in the middle of a... 1171 01:03:03,344 --> 01:03:05,129 You'’re gonna tell us everything you know. 1172 01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:09,046 [both laughing] 1173 01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:12,745 Oh, my God. 1174 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,660 I'’m not telling you a motherf-- 1175 01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:17,750 [groaning, screaming] 1176 01:03:19,230 --> 01:03:21,667 So you never had a family? 1177 01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:24,757 You were my only true love. 1178 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:27,368 You have suffered so much. 1179 01:03:27,412 --> 01:03:30,415 -[screaming] -[Michael] You can go all day with that. 1180 01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:33,722 You can electrocute him all day. It'’ll only make him angrier. 1181 01:03:34,723 --> 01:03:35,942 [Darius laughs] 1182 01:03:35,986 --> 01:03:38,075 Mm-hmm. Yeah, you wait.[sighs] 1183 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:40,642 I, on the other hand, will tell you everything. 1184 01:03:40,686 --> 01:03:42,819 -I'’ll tell you everything, if you just-- -What? Really? 1185 01:03:42,862 --> 01:03:45,386 Just keep that away-- Yes. Sonia showed up. I was on vacation. 1186 01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:47,475 -She said that Kincaid was in trouble. -Oh, motherfucker! 1187 01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:49,782 And then Interpol came. I don'’t know where those guys came from. 1188 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,218 The guy'’s name was Bobby O'’Neill. 1189 01:03:51,262 --> 01:03:53,699 Probably Robert O'’Neill. That guy was mean. 1190 01:03:53,742 --> 01:03:55,440 He wanted us to make a buy. 1191 01:03:55,483 --> 01:03:57,050 -[Darius screams] -I don'’t even know what a buy is. 1192 01:03:57,094 --> 01:03:58,660 That'’s like a drug thing or something? 1193 01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,358 [groans, grunts] 1194 01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:03,317 We got away. We were like, "That could be anything." 1195 01:04:03,361 --> 01:04:05,319 Is that Francesco or are you...[Darius grunting] 1196 01:04:06,364 --> 01:04:07,756 Put me down! Let me down! 1197 01:04:10,629 --> 01:04:16,504 It is insensitive of me to show you this, considering your condition. 1198 01:04:19,203 --> 01:04:20,508 My what? 1199 01:04:20,552 --> 01:04:23,729 Carlo was an associate of mine. 1200 01:04:23,772 --> 01:04:27,080 When he found your husband, he was at a fertility clinic. 1201 01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:29,387 A fertility clinic? 1202 01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:34,827 Buying fresh eggs. I assumed you were barren. 1203 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,655 [alarm blaring] 1204 01:04:36,698 --> 01:04:38,787 [man] Sir, we have a situation. 1205 01:04:40,485 --> 01:04:42,226 [alarm continues] 1206 01:04:43,705 --> 01:04:47,318 Remind me never to tell you shit.But we'’re free, aren't we? 1207 01:04:47,361 --> 01:04:49,973 [chuckles] Yeah. Fuck it. Let'’s go save my girl. 1208 01:04:51,365 --> 01:04:52,976 [blade scrapes][body thuds] 1209 01:04:53,019 --> 01:04:55,413 I don'’t know if I buy this whole "amnesia" thing. 1210 01:04:55,456 --> 01:04:57,241 You'’re all of a sudden hating on Sonia. 1211 01:04:57,284 --> 01:04:59,112 She fucking loves you.I'’m not hating on Sonia. 1212 01:04:59,156 --> 01:05:02,986 I'’m just saying it just reminds me of something, you know? 1213 01:05:03,029 --> 01:05:05,858 It'’s like a book or a movie or something. 1214 01:05:07,816 --> 01:05:10,384 Please don'’t fire a gun in a cave! 1215 01:05:10,428 --> 01:05:12,299 Motherfucker, you didn'’t get tased. Shut up! 1216 01:05:14,301 --> 01:05:18,175 [chuckles] I guess we'’ll find out what a mace will do. 1217 01:05:18,218 --> 01:05:20,133 Uh, that'’s decorative, I think. 1218 01:05:20,177 --> 01:05:22,919 What is it? It'’s gonna drive me crazy.[men shouting] 1219 01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:28,576 [gasps] Overboard. 1220 01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:32,667 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. She gets amnesia. Oh, I feel so much better! 1221 01:05:32,711 --> 01:05:34,843 Oh, bullshit.[men shouting, distant] 1222 01:05:34,887 --> 01:05:36,410 Oh, shit!Scatter. 1223 01:05:36,454 --> 01:05:38,935 -I wanted to keep that fucking mace. -[shouting] 1224 01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:44,114 [alarm blaring] 1225 01:05:44,157 --> 01:05:46,943 Sonia! Sonia? Sonia!Hey, stop yelling! 1226 01:05:46,986 --> 01:05:48,683 Hey, you'’re gonna get us fucking killed. 1227 01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:51,251 There she is! Sonia!No, no, no. Hey, hey hey! 1228 01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:53,427 -I'’m coming to get you! -You lied to me. 1229 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:56,387 -What? -The night of our honeymoon. 1230 01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:57,823 You didn'’t take a job. 1231 01:05:57,866 --> 01:05:59,303 We'’re really doing this now? 1232 01:05:59,346 --> 01:06:01,783 You went to a fertility clinic to buy fresh eggs 1233 01:06:01,827 --> 01:06:03,872 because you think mine are rotten. 1234 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:06,832 Baby, you can'’t buy eggs at a fertility clinic like a grocery store. 1235 01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:08,877 That motherfucker is lying to you! 1236 01:06:08,921 --> 01:06:13,970 Do you want a life on the run, or do you want the stability of a family? 1237 01:06:16,581 --> 01:06:18,757 Goodbye, Darius. It'’s over. 1238 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,152 We gotta go. No, we gotta go, Darius.Baby, no. No, Sonia! 1239 01:06:22,195 --> 01:06:24,676 -Please! -[distorted] Let'’s go! 1240 01:06:24,719 --> 01:06:28,636 ♪ Love is an angry thing♪ 1241 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:34,077 ♪ It'’ll tear your heart To pieces♪ 1242 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:39,734 ♪ And love Such a crazy thing♪ 1243 01:06:39,778 --> 01:06:44,478 ♪ It'’ll break you down When you least expect it♪ 1244 01:06:46,219 --> 01:06:49,353 ♪ Thought I knew about love♪ 1245 01:06:49,396 --> 01:06:52,747 ♪ Hmm, I'’ve been deceived...♪ 1246 01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:55,837 [Michael] Maybe she'’s playing him to play you, like a triple cross. 1247 01:06:55,881 --> 01:06:57,752 [Darius] There'’s no triple cross. 1248 01:06:57,796 --> 01:07:01,017 If that'’s the lifestyle she wants, and he can give it to her, 1249 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:02,409 more power to him. 1250 01:07:03,845 --> 01:07:09,025 I got no money in the bank. Interpol'’s always in my ass. 1251 01:07:09,068 --> 01:07:11,375 I'’m a hitman shooting blanks. [sighs] 1252 01:07:11,418 --> 01:07:13,290 Wait. Hold on. Wait. What? 1253 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:16,989 I got shot in the nuts on a job, and I never told Sonia about it. 1254 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,035 You don'’t have testicles? 1255 01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:22,429 No-- I mean, yes, yes, I have testicles. 1256 01:07:22,473 --> 01:07:27,260 The right one, Kool & the Gang. The left one, fugazi. 1257 01:07:27,304 --> 01:07:30,829 So, my swimmers aren'’t strong enough to get across the finish line, 1258 01:07:30,872 --> 01:07:33,745 so I can give Sonia what she wants most in the world. 1259 01:07:33,788 --> 01:07:36,443 I told you, just be honest with her. None of this would'’ve happened 1260 01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:38,271 if you were just honest.[laughs] 1261 01:07:38,315 --> 01:07:42,014 That shit always leads to an ass-whupping or a jail sentence. 1262 01:07:42,841 --> 01:07:44,756 I'’ll see you when I see you. 1263 01:07:44,799 --> 01:07:47,628 Where are you going?[sighs] 1264 01:07:48,586 --> 01:07:49,630 Hey, Darius! 1265 01:07:50,675 --> 01:07:51,589 Darius! 1266 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:59,640 [panting] Dad, there was an ambush, and-- 1267 01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:03,688 What'’s the Jag doing here? 1268 01:08:03,731 --> 01:08:07,083 You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met. 1269 01:08:08,301 --> 01:08:10,477 Wow, that, uh-- 1270 01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:14,220 I handle Aristotle'’s security detail while he'’s in Italy, you moron. 1271 01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:16,701 You-- You work for the bad guys? 1272 01:08:16,744 --> 01:08:21,009 A Triple-A puts his clients ahead of God, family, 1273 01:08:21,053 --> 01:08:23,403 and certainly a pantywaist, such as yourself. 1274 01:08:23,447 --> 01:08:27,886 You are a cruel son of a-- [groans] 1275 01:08:29,801 --> 01:08:31,803 God--I would turn you in, 1276 01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:34,501 but that would be an admission that I think you'’re a threat. 1277 01:08:34,545 --> 01:08:37,200 Oh, and, Bryce, I spoke to the review board. 1278 01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:40,638 They agree with me. You'’re barred for life. 1279 01:08:40,681 --> 01:08:42,248 Wow. 1280 01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:45,512 Now get off my trash. You'’re a stain on my legacy. 1281 01:08:45,556 --> 01:08:46,948 [door closes] 1282 01:08:56,741 --> 01:08:59,309 ["Find Yourself" playing] 1283 01:09:10,668 --> 01:09:13,453 ♪ Well, I don'’t mind Sleeping alone♪ 1284 01:09:15,194 --> 01:09:20,025 ♪ If it means I don'’t have to Play your crazy games No more...♪ 1285 01:09:20,939 --> 01:09:22,549 [no audible dialogue] 1286 01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:29,382 ♪ You'’re The most precious thing I'’ve ever seen♪ 1287 01:09:29,426 --> 01:09:34,257 ♪ But I ain'’t gonna Let it slide When you'’re mean to me♪ 1288 01:09:40,350 --> 01:09:46,834 ♪ I know the love That I deserve♪ 1289 01:09:46,878 --> 01:09:51,230 ♪ And I hope you find yourself♪ 1290 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:56,975 ♪ Before I find somebody else To be my love...♪ 1291 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:01,197 [groaning] 1292 01:10:05,897 --> 01:10:11,642 [laughs] Out of all the gin joints in all the world, you walk into mine. 1293 01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:14,819 My dad screwed us. He'’s Aristotle's head of security. 1294 01:10:14,862 --> 01:10:18,692 [men shouting, grunting]Also, he really hates me. 1295 01:10:18,736 --> 01:10:21,347 I owe you an apology, Kincaid. 1296 01:10:21,391 --> 01:10:24,307 You know, your thing really is better than my thing. 1297 01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:26,396 No more Mr. Nice Bryce. 1298 01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:29,703 All right? I wanna be a badass, you know? I wanna be loose! 1299 01:10:29,747 --> 01:10:33,272 [groaning]Hey, we should do some coke! 1300 01:10:33,316 --> 01:10:35,100 [laughs][phone rings] 1301 01:10:35,143 --> 01:10:39,365 Motherfucker, you would OD on a baby aspirin and a diet soda. 1302 01:10:39,409 --> 01:10:42,542 [Sonia] I want to speak to Darius Kincaid, please. 1303 01:10:42,586 --> 01:10:45,197 -Is there a Mr. Kincaid here? -Who'’s asking? 1304 01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:49,636 His fucking wife, motherfucker.Your wife. 1305 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:53,858 What the fuck do you want, and how the fuck did you find me? 1306 01:10:53,901 --> 01:10:56,991 I found you '’cause they found you, motherfucker. 1307 01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:59,951 There'’s a kill team coming your way, so you better get the fuck out of there. 1308 01:10:59,994 --> 01:11:04,869 And how dare you give me attitude when I am risking my hot ass over here 1309 01:11:04,912 --> 01:11:06,740 so that we can have our fucking honeymoon. 1310 01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:08,960 And what about all that shit in Monaco? 1311 01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:10,962 [Sonia] Oh, come on, Darius. 1312 01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:14,139 Do you know how many men I conned before you came along? 1313 01:11:15,053 --> 01:11:16,924 I never had amnesia. 1314 01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:18,578 For real? 1315 01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:20,885 How could you think for a second that I would leave you? 1316 01:11:20,928 --> 01:11:23,670 I can'’t imagine my life without you! 1317 01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:25,455 Baby, look. [sighs] 1318 01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:28,327 I didn'’t go to a fertility clinic because of you. 1319 01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:30,242 I think you can'’t get pregnant because of me. 1320 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,550 Baby, would'’ve been nice to have a family. 1321 01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:35,029 We can adopt. 1322 01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:37,467 Oh, yes, baby. 1323 01:11:39,077 --> 01:11:41,601 You will be the best father, baby. 1324 01:11:41,645 --> 01:11:46,389 I mean, look how good you'’ve been for Breece, 1325 01:11:46,432 --> 01:11:50,436 this dysfunctional, abandoned, poor child. 1326 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:55,528 His father obviously hates him. I mean, he doesn'’t have any friends. 1327 01:11:55,572 --> 01:11:59,315 And you, you'’ve been nothing but a ray of sunlight. 1328 01:12:00,403 --> 01:12:04,929 I love you so much, Sonia Kincaid. 1329 01:12:04,972 --> 01:12:07,366 And I'’m coming to rescue your ass. 1330 01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:11,152 I love you more than ever, mi cucaracha. 1331 01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:14,025 But you better hurry the fuck up. 1332 01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:16,680 He'’s going to destroy Europe to save Greece. 1333 01:12:16,723 --> 01:12:20,771 He'’s drilling into Viareggio'’s data grid tomorrow while he escapes on his yacht. 1334 01:12:20,814 --> 01:12:22,381 -[tires screeching] -You have to stop him. 1335 01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:23,904 Get the fuck down! 1336 01:12:24,905 --> 01:12:27,821 [line disconnects]Darius? Darius? 1337 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:33,044 So, how does it feel to lose the one you love? 1338 01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:39,790 I, for one, did not sleep. 1339 01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:42,793 Amnesia? 1340 01:12:44,272 --> 01:12:45,839 Really? 1341 01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:49,147 Do you think I haven'’t seen the film Overboard? 1342 01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:51,410 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. 1343 01:12:53,194 --> 01:12:54,718 A minor classic. 1344 01:12:55,327 --> 01:12:56,372 [groans] 1345 01:12:57,938 --> 01:13:04,423 Well, my security has already exterminated your cucaracha. 1346 01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:08,296 And you will die alone and without a family. 1347 01:13:08,340 --> 01:13:10,560 [both laugh] 1348 01:13:10,603 --> 01:13:15,303 No one in this world can kill Darius Kincaid. 1349 01:13:15,347 --> 01:13:17,480 That motherfucker is unkillable. 1350 01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:19,525 ["Self Destructor" playing] 1351 01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:22,963 [Michael] Whoo! 1352 01:13:24,617 --> 01:13:27,620 -Oh! Car chase. -[Darius] Oh, shit. 1353 01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:36,237 ♪ You want it all...♪ 1354 01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:38,979 You'’ve reached Michael Bryce. Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 1355 01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:41,460 Hey, future Mike. It'’s me.Fuck! 1356 01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:43,941 Are you seriously making a phone call right now? 1357 01:13:44,898 --> 01:13:46,465 Oh, shit! 1358 01:13:46,509 --> 01:13:48,641 I feel like my spiritual journey is almost complete. 1359 01:13:49,337 --> 01:13:50,817 But now I realize... 1360 01:13:54,734 --> 01:13:56,649 safety'’s for losers! 1361 01:13:56,693 --> 01:13:58,434 Whoo! 1362 01:13:58,477 --> 01:14:02,002 The old Bryce, he is long gone. 1363 01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:04,091 [music continues] 1364 01:14:04,135 --> 01:14:06,529 And I'’m driving without a seat belt now. 1365 01:14:10,663 --> 01:14:14,275 It'’s a crazy thing that happens when you lose everything. 1366 01:14:14,885 --> 01:14:15,886 Oh, shit! 1367 01:14:20,368 --> 01:14:21,848 You got nothing left to lose. 1368 01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:27,898 [shouting] 1369 01:14:29,073 --> 01:14:31,075 You know, it'’s like Tim McGraw always says-- 1370 01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:32,119 Tim Mc-fucking-who? 1371 01:14:33,164 --> 01:14:34,948 You gotta live like you were dying. 1372 01:14:44,436 --> 01:14:47,352 [Darius] That is the lamest shit I have ever heard in my life. 1373 01:14:49,267 --> 01:14:51,138 Ooh, I'’m at the event horizon, baby. 1374 01:14:51,182 --> 01:14:54,054 I mean, I feel truly...Nobody'’s after us. Slow down! 1375 01:14:54,098 --> 01:14:55,752 ...and completely free.Bryce. 1376 01:15:00,757 --> 01:15:02,846 [panting] 1377 01:15:02,889 --> 01:15:05,936 It'’s okay. My knees, head and skin broke the fall! 1378 01:15:12,116 --> 01:15:13,334 [gunshots] 1379 01:15:19,819 --> 01:15:21,821 [Michael on voicemail] So I'’m gonna see my dad, 1380 01:15:21,865 --> 01:15:24,389 and I'’m really nervous 1381 01:15:24,432 --> 01:15:28,262 '’cause all I want in the world is for him to be proud of me. 1382 01:15:28,306 --> 01:15:31,614 And I think you, future Michael, will be proud of me for dealing with this. 1383 01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:34,530 I know I'’ve said a lot of things and--[laughing] 1384 01:15:36,749 --> 01:15:40,579 Whatever the fuck this "future Michael" shit is, 1385 01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:42,146 it'’s got to go. 1386 01:15:42,189 --> 01:15:45,410 You are the "future Michael," motherfucker. 1387 01:15:45,453 --> 01:15:48,021 My dad called me a stain on his legacy. 1388 01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:50,676 Oh, Jesus Christ. Look, I get it. 1389 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:54,854 You are a fuck-up, okay? You got some fucking issues. 1390 01:15:54,898 --> 01:15:56,943 But you can'’t allow a motherfucker 1391 01:15:56,987 --> 01:16:00,251 you share not one drop of DNA with to define you. 1392 01:16:05,865 --> 01:16:08,041 [sighs] 1393 01:16:08,085 --> 01:16:11,305 Something I'’ve been meaning to tell you. When I got clipped in the nuts... 1394 01:16:13,264 --> 01:16:14,570 it happened in Brussels. 1395 01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:17,834 Brussels? 1396 01:16:17,877 --> 01:16:19,836 [distorted] I'’m Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent. 1397 01:16:19,879 --> 01:16:22,360 -Get down! Shots fired! Shots fired! -Contact! Contact! 1398 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:29,236 [groans] Mother-- 1399 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:32,544 I'’m the one who shot you in the nuts, and you never thought to tell me that? 1400 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,677 That'’s a W for me. That'’s a big L for you. 1401 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,548 [stammers] It was a ricochet. 1402 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,637 -Ricochet, my ass, motherfucker. -Ricochets don'’t count 1403 01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:40,944 -unless you call them, motherfucker. -Take the L. Take the L! 1404 01:16:42,162 --> 01:16:44,121 [chuckles] 1405 01:16:44,164 --> 01:16:47,864 Despite the fact you get on my last nerve, 1406 01:16:47,907 --> 01:16:50,170 you'’re a pretty good fucking bodyguard. 1407 01:16:51,737 --> 01:16:54,087 I'’m never getting my license back. That'’s over. 1408 01:16:54,131 --> 01:16:55,611 You don'’t need a license. 1409 01:16:58,570 --> 01:17:00,006 What do bodyguards do? 1410 01:17:02,139 --> 01:17:03,836 They protect people? 1411 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:07,361 And the whole of Europe needs your protection right now. 1412 01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:09,842 Now repeat after me. 1413 01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:14,064 "I'’m unlicensed and I don'’t give a fuck." 1414 01:17:14,107 --> 01:17:17,720 I'’m unlicensed and that'’s terrible. That'’s-- 1415 01:17:17,763 --> 01:17:19,460 [groans] 1416 01:17:20,897 --> 01:17:22,028 Again? 1417 01:17:23,508 --> 01:17:26,685 I'’m unlicensed and I don'’t give a fuck. 1418 01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:29,122 Louder. 1419 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:31,037 I'’m unlicensed and I don'’t give a fuck. 1420 01:17:31,081 --> 01:17:32,778 Robust! 1421 01:17:32,822 --> 01:17:36,695 [shouting] I'’m unlicensed and I don'’t give a fuck! 1422 01:17:36,739 --> 01:17:39,524 Now let'’s go do what we do and fuck some shit up. 1423 01:17:39,567 --> 01:17:41,657 Let'’s go fuck some shit up! 1424 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:44,268 Don'’t move! Put your hands on your head!Nope! Wasn'’t touching it. 1425 01:17:44,311 --> 01:17:46,444 [Michael] We'’re telling you the truth. 1426 01:17:46,487 --> 01:17:50,361 Sonia told Kincaid Aristotle is drilling into the data junction at Viareggio. 1427 01:17:50,404 --> 01:17:52,406 He'’s gonna upload the virus in an hour. 1428 01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:54,234 Aristotle'’s too influential. We'’ll never get a warrant in time. 1429 01:17:54,278 --> 01:17:56,367 Let us take him down.Come on! 1430 01:17:56,410 --> 01:18:01,024 We just got reports of drilling at a location in the center of Viareggio. 1431 01:18:01,067 --> 01:18:03,026 What assets do we have on the ground in that region? 1432 01:18:03,069 --> 01:18:04,723 [agent] The closest agent is Bobby O'’Neill. 1433 01:18:04,767 --> 01:18:07,421 Perhaps this time, we do things the Boston way. 1434 01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:10,381 Fine. Alert all local forces and send them to that drill. 1435 01:18:10,424 --> 01:18:12,949 We'’ve also located his mega yacht fleeing for international waters. 1436 01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:14,602 Christ'’s sakes. 1437 01:18:14,646 --> 01:18:16,430 Don'’t be the government agent in the documentary 1438 01:18:16,474 --> 01:18:18,737 who has all the info on the bad guy, then lets him go anyway. 1439 01:18:18,781 --> 01:18:19,956 Don'’t be that guy. 1440 01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:22,567 Woman.I think that'’s implied. 1441 01:18:24,395 --> 01:18:25,396 [sighs] 1442 01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:27,833 What do you need to stop Aristotle? 1443 01:18:27,877 --> 01:18:29,356 We need boats. 1444 01:18:30,227 --> 01:18:31,445 And we need guns. 1445 01:18:31,489 --> 01:18:32,751 [laughs] 1446 01:18:32,795 --> 01:18:34,710 That'’s my motherfucking bodyguard. 1447 01:18:34,753 --> 01:18:36,973 And we need them.What? 1448 01:18:40,585 --> 01:18:41,804 [Michael] What are your names? 1449 01:18:41,847 --> 01:18:43,370 Gary.Johan. 1450 01:18:43,414 --> 01:18:48,027 Gary, Johan, are you ready to get your fuck on? 1451 01:18:52,989 --> 01:18:54,904 What?That came out wrong. 1452 01:18:54,947 --> 01:18:58,734 Not together. With us. That also came out wrong. 1453 01:18:58,777 --> 01:19:01,649 You'’re gonna get your fuck on in an action context. 1454 01:19:01,693 --> 01:19:04,740 [action music] 1455 01:19:16,664 --> 01:19:20,364 We have visual of the hitman and the bodyguard leaving port in a speedboat. 1456 01:19:20,407 --> 01:19:22,496 [guard] Deploy level 1 security. 1457 01:19:22,540 --> 01:19:25,195 Go, go, go! 1458 01:19:35,161 --> 01:19:37,294 Hey, Gary, I think we'’re outnumbered! 1459 01:19:37,337 --> 01:19:39,557 No fucking shit, Johan! 1460 01:19:55,921 --> 01:19:57,967 God, I hope Gary and Johan are okay. 1461 01:19:58,010 --> 01:19:59,925 How the fuck can they even think that'’s us? 1462 01:19:59,969 --> 01:20:02,406 Those motherfuckers didn'’t hit nobody! 1463 01:20:02,449 --> 01:20:06,584 Well, it'’s called a decoy, Darius. Bodyguarding 101. 1464 01:20:06,627 --> 01:20:08,978 My dad'’s gonna have three levels of security. That was the first. 1465 01:20:09,021 --> 01:20:11,371 Boring!Well, boring is always best. 1466 01:20:11,415 --> 01:20:13,983 Get the fuck outta here.I will turn this boat around! 1467 01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:19,684 We'’re 30 seconds out from Viareggio. 1468 01:20:19,727 --> 01:20:22,078 -[agent] Copy that. -[O'’Neill] If we don'’t stop the drill, 1469 01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:24,689 they'’ll upload the virus and wipe out Europe. 1470 01:20:28,432 --> 01:20:31,000 [agents shouting] 1471 01:20:31,043 --> 01:20:32,828 Get down, get down! On the ground! 1472 01:20:32,871 --> 01:20:36,309 Get down, get down! Everybody down! Everybody down! 1473 01:20:36,353 --> 01:20:38,050 -[speaking Italian] -Shut up! Shut up! 1474 01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:40,052 Stop! Stop! Stop! He says they'’re building pipes. 1475 01:20:40,096 --> 01:20:42,750 Pipes? What kind of pipes? What kind of pipes? 1476 01:20:42,794 --> 01:20:44,752 -Wait, this isn'’t a data junction. -What? 1477 01:20:44,796 --> 01:20:46,972 This is a high-pressure sewage line. 1478 01:20:47,016 --> 01:20:49,845 Are you telling me that we'’ve sent all our resources to the wrong location? 1479 01:20:49,888 --> 01:20:52,108 The site manager here is telling me the type of drill 1480 01:20:52,151 --> 01:20:54,893 that was stolen from the dock is a deep-sea drill. 1481 01:20:54,937 --> 01:20:57,461 They'’re not drilling on land. They'’re drilling in the ocean. 1482 01:20:57,504 --> 01:21:01,378 It ain'’t Viareggio, the town. It'’s Viareggio, the ocean trench. 1483 01:21:01,421 --> 01:21:04,903 And guess what'’s down there-- Europe'’s central data junction. 1484 01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,949 What? What does that mean? 1485 01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:11,344 It means the fate of Europe is in the hands of a hitman and a bodyguard. 1486 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:16,523 [whirring] 1487 01:21:16,567 --> 01:21:19,004 [man on radio] Deploying the drill now, sir. 1488 01:21:21,528 --> 01:21:23,182 Drill head descending. 1489 01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:26,664 One hundred meters. 1490 01:21:31,974 --> 01:21:35,803 First, you are going to watch Europe burn, 1491 01:21:35,847 --> 01:21:39,720 and then I am going to dump you at sea. 1492 01:21:39,764 --> 01:21:43,376 But this time without the necklace. 1493 01:21:50,862 --> 01:21:53,604 There'’s no one here. The boat is empty. 1494 01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:55,823 Buongiorno,motherfucker. 1495 01:21:55,867 --> 01:21:58,870 Decoys. Works every time. 1496 01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:01,264 Didn'’t you say there were several layers of security? 1497 01:22:01,307 --> 01:22:03,005 Level 2 is going to be much more... 1498 01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:08,619 [guard on loudspeaker] Attention! We have you completely surrounded. 1499 01:22:08,662 --> 01:22:11,274 There is absolutely no chance of-- 1500 01:22:15,756 --> 01:22:17,671 Not very practical. 1501 01:22:17,715 --> 01:22:20,065 Well, can'’t we skip a couple of levels, get to the hard shit? 1502 01:22:20,109 --> 01:22:21,110 Sure. 1503 01:22:23,851 --> 01:22:26,332 [man on radio] Sir, we have visual of the data junction. 1504 01:22:26,376 --> 01:22:28,944 You take the upper. I'’ll take the lower. 1505 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:49,529 [grunting] 1506 01:22:52,097 --> 01:22:54,621 That'’s funny. Your father told me you weren'’t using guns. 1507 01:22:54,665 --> 01:22:56,797 [groans] Sabbatical'’s over. 1508 01:22:56,841 --> 01:22:58,974 Now give me back my gun. 1509 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,586 What sort of witchcraft is that? 1510 01:23:10,898 --> 01:23:12,988 [Darius screams] Fuck! 1511 01:23:17,035 --> 01:23:18,123 [groans] 1512 01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:23,999 All right, you ready for the show, huh? Huh? 1513 01:23:25,739 --> 01:23:27,567 Fuck! 1514 01:23:27,611 --> 01:23:30,005 That'’s okay. They can be terribly slippery. 1515 01:23:42,321 --> 01:23:44,758 Sir, we'’ve made contact with the data junction. 1516 01:23:46,195 --> 01:23:48,675 Initiating drill sequence. 1517 01:23:50,155 --> 01:23:51,809 [whirring] 1518 01:23:51,852 --> 01:23:53,463 [both grunting] 1519 01:23:57,989 --> 01:24:00,078 [groans]Slight scratch. 1520 01:24:00,122 --> 01:24:01,210 Slight splash! 1521 01:24:01,253 --> 01:24:02,820 Oh, shit! 1522 01:24:02,863 --> 01:24:05,170 Magnum .44 has six rounds. 1523 01:24:05,214 --> 01:24:09,348 -You have only one left, cock fossil! -Fuck! 1524 01:24:10,306 --> 01:24:11,916 I can see around corners! 1525 01:24:14,962 --> 01:24:18,618 Through walls and sofas. 1526 01:24:19,663 --> 01:24:22,057 Even your heat signature looks old. 1527 01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:23,667 [laughs] 1528 01:24:23,710 --> 01:24:26,235 Kiss my... 1529 01:24:29,499 --> 01:24:31,196 [grunting] 1530 01:24:41,946 --> 01:24:44,514 ["What I Like About You" playing]Nope. 1531 01:24:44,557 --> 01:24:46,646 ["Friday" playing]Nope! 1532 01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:49,823 ["The Sign" playing] 1533 01:24:51,303 --> 01:24:55,525 [panting] You'’re lucky. You'’re lucky I love this song. 1534 01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:01,008 [thrums, stops] 1535 01:25:01,052 --> 01:25:03,881 Data junction compromised. Commence upload of virus. 1536 01:25:05,578 --> 01:25:07,885 [female electronic voice] Virus upload initiated. 1537 01:25:07,928 --> 01:25:11,018 Estimated time: six minutes. 1538 01:25:11,062 --> 01:25:13,499 [computers beeping][device whirring] 1539 01:25:15,632 --> 01:25:18,939 Sir, it appears that Level 1 were chasing a decoy. 1540 01:25:18,983 --> 01:25:21,855 Magnusson and Zento will take care of it.[elevator bell dings] 1541 01:25:33,302 --> 01:25:34,651 Kill her. 1542 01:25:35,913 --> 01:25:37,349 [bones cracking] 1543 01:25:37,393 --> 01:25:40,135 [Aristotle] Come out, hitman! 1544 01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:44,008 [groans] 1545 01:25:46,576 --> 01:25:48,795 [grunting] 1546 01:25:54,236 --> 01:25:55,585 Oh! 1547 01:25:57,021 --> 01:25:58,022 [gasping] 1548 01:26:01,025 --> 01:26:02,853 [Darius panting, groaning] 1549 01:26:02,896 --> 01:26:07,553 [electronic voice] Virus-upload time remaining: five minutes. 1550 01:26:07,597 --> 01:26:10,426 Say hello to my little filos. 1551 01:26:10,469 --> 01:26:14,908 As his bodyguard, I strongly advise you put the gun down. 1552 01:26:17,259 --> 01:26:21,611 As his bodyguard, I strongly advise you to put the gun down. 1553 01:26:21,654 --> 01:26:23,482 I can'’t do that. 1554 01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:29,184 [Senior] One phone call, and the review board renews your license. 1555 01:26:29,227 --> 01:26:31,229 It'’s what you've always wanted, son. 1556 01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:36,582 He'’s my friend. 1557 01:26:36,626 --> 01:26:39,106 He'’s my best friend. My BFF. 1558 01:26:40,673 --> 01:26:41,848 That'’s "Best Friends Forever." 1559 01:26:44,503 --> 01:26:46,070 [screams] 1560 01:26:49,987 --> 01:26:54,121 -Virus-upload time remaining: 4 minutes. -Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! 1561 01:26:54,165 --> 01:26:55,384 Are you wearing Kevlar? 1562 01:27:01,303 --> 01:27:05,481 Of course I'’m wearing Kevlar. I'’m a 90-year-old man, Bryce. 1563 01:27:05,524 --> 01:27:08,919 What were all those stories about then? Jesus-- 1564 01:27:08,962 --> 01:27:11,574 [groans]That was just to boost book sales. 1565 01:27:26,676 --> 01:27:28,678 Time to die, you old cow. 1566 01:27:32,290 --> 01:27:34,510 [grunting][Sonia shouting in Spanish] 1567 01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:37,774 [Aristotle shrieks] 1568 01:27:43,388 --> 01:27:45,738 Your father'’s got you right where he wants you now, kid. 1569 01:27:45,782 --> 01:27:47,566 You'’re so spry. 1570 01:27:47,610 --> 01:27:51,135 [electronic voice] Virus-upload time remaining: three minutes. 1571 01:27:51,178 --> 01:27:52,919 Forget your training, Junior? 1572 01:27:54,356 --> 01:27:56,140 You forget who trained me. 1573 01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,230 [both grunting] 1574 01:28:06,063 --> 01:28:07,760 [Aristotle] Motherfucker! 1575 01:28:22,471 --> 01:28:25,909 [chuckles] Guess we'’re at a stalemate. 1576 01:28:27,911 --> 01:28:29,565 I guess not. 1577 01:28:29,608 --> 01:28:33,438 Hello, darling. Did you finish the con woman? 1578 01:28:33,482 --> 01:28:38,965 [Sonia] Her last words were that she had something in common with her husband. 1579 01:28:39,009 --> 01:28:41,881 We'’re both fucking unkillable. 1580 01:28:43,753 --> 01:28:46,930 Virus upload. Two minutes. 1581 01:28:46,973 --> 01:28:50,542 Triple-A always has three. Any last words? 1582 01:28:50,586 --> 01:28:52,936 Penknife'’s a very versatile tool. 1583 01:28:54,024 --> 01:28:55,330 No one sees it coming. 1584 01:28:59,464 --> 01:29:03,512 You motherfuckers! 1585 01:29:03,555 --> 01:29:07,429 [laughing] That'’s right, Papa Dickless. 1586 01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:11,041 You gotta earn the right to call us "motherfuckers." 1587 01:29:11,084 --> 01:29:14,218 Motherfucker!Motherfucker! 1588 01:29:14,261 --> 01:29:19,223 Virus-upload time remaining: 50 seconds. 1589 01:29:20,790 --> 01:29:22,400 -[thuds] -[groans] 1590 01:29:24,054 --> 01:29:25,142 Not bad. 1591 01:29:26,186 --> 01:29:27,449 But you failed. 1592 01:29:27,492 --> 01:29:29,668 Virus-upload time remaining: 40 seconds. 1593 01:29:29,712 --> 01:29:31,322 There'’s gotta be a way to shut this down. 1594 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:34,760 His ship is rigged to explode if you stop the virus. 1595 01:29:34,804 --> 01:29:39,112 Save yourself or save Europe. Which is it gonna be, Bryce? 1596 01:29:41,550 --> 01:29:45,858 -Peach gelato or lavender fig? -[electronic voice] Thirty seconds. 1597 01:29:47,817 --> 01:29:48,905 I love you. 1598 01:29:48,948 --> 01:29:52,387 Run! 1599 01:30:05,574 --> 01:30:08,664 -[no audible dialogue] -[helicopter whirring, muffled] 1600 01:30:15,279 --> 01:30:18,195 The hitman, the bodyguard and the con woman. 1601 01:30:18,238 --> 01:30:20,284 You assholes look like shit. 1602 01:30:20,327 --> 01:30:22,895 Don'’t talk to us like that, you cheesy fuck. 1603 01:30:22,939 --> 01:30:25,898 -We'’re not your bitches anymore. -Relax. 1604 01:30:25,942 --> 01:30:29,206 -I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon. -All right. 1605 01:30:29,249 --> 01:30:33,428 But you'’re still wanted, so until Interpol clears up the legals, 1606 01:30:33,471 --> 01:30:36,213 I need all three of you on that yacht for the next 48 hours. 1607 01:30:36,256 --> 01:30:37,693 Are we clear? 1608 01:30:37,736 --> 01:30:40,043 No. Uh, Bob, quick sidebar. 1609 01:30:40,086 --> 01:30:42,872 -No fucking sidebar or I'’ll punch you in your face. -Okay. 1610 01:30:42,915 --> 01:30:44,177 Fuck it. 1611 01:30:46,702 --> 01:30:48,921 -And? -Are you serious about that? 1612 01:30:48,965 --> 01:30:50,183 Deadly. 1613 01:30:50,227 --> 01:30:52,229 You are sicker fucks than I thought. 1614 01:30:53,186 --> 01:30:55,885 Here, you. Sign there. 1615 01:30:55,928 --> 01:30:58,061 Wait, what is this? This is... 1616 01:30:58,104 --> 01:30:59,889 Hold on a second. You... 1617 01:31:01,238 --> 01:31:03,980 [laughing] You guys got my license back? 1618 01:31:04,023 --> 01:31:06,548 Come on!I'’ll let her explain. 1619 01:31:08,550 --> 01:31:10,682 Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads. 1620 01:31:11,727 --> 01:31:15,339 Oh, Breece.[laughs] 1621 01:31:15,382 --> 01:31:17,210 Thank you. 1622 01:31:21,998 --> 01:31:23,739 What'’s she doing? 1623 01:31:25,305 --> 01:31:27,394 [praying in Spanish] 1624 01:31:31,964 --> 01:31:33,749 My baby cucaracha, 1625 01:31:34,924 --> 01:31:37,361 you just signed the adoption papers. 1626 01:31:37,404 --> 01:31:40,059 The what?The adoption papers. 1627 01:31:40,103 --> 01:31:42,845 You are now our son! 1628 01:31:44,542 --> 01:31:46,326 Wait, what the fuck?What the fuck? 1629 01:31:46,370 --> 01:31:49,460 [Brazilian funk music playing] 1630 01:32:15,573 --> 01:32:17,357 Hello, you'’ve reached Michael Bryce. 1631 01:32:17,401 --> 01:32:19,621 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 1632 01:32:19,664 --> 01:32:22,014 [O'’Neill] Really? That'’s your voice mail? 1633 01:32:22,058 --> 01:32:25,757 Listen, it turns out it'’s gonna take more time to get your asses un-Red-Noticed, 1634 01:32:25,801 --> 01:32:28,107 so I need you on that yacht for at least another month. 1635 01:32:28,151 --> 01:32:29,935 You know what? Maybe two. 1636 01:32:29,979 --> 01:32:33,896 Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical. And say hi to your mom and dad. 1637 01:32:33,939 --> 01:32:37,987 But don'’t call me. Ever! Like, never ever! 1638 01:32:38,030 --> 01:32:39,597 [Sonia] Oh, Darius![Darius moans] 1639 01:32:39,641 --> 01:32:41,599 Oh, baby.Darius, we finally get to make love... 1640 01:32:41,643 --> 01:32:43,949 Oh, shit!...just for the sake of fucking. 1641 01:32:43,993 --> 01:32:46,822 We don'’t have to worry about having a baby. 1642 01:32:46,865 --> 01:32:49,389 We have our little Breece.[Darius] Oh, baby, that'’s it! 1643 01:32:49,433 --> 01:32:52,654 What are you doing? Oh, my God! [moaning] 1644 01:32:52,697 --> 01:32:54,917 Sonia, what are you doing? What'’s that-- 1645 01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:57,746 Oh, baby, that hip moving. Oh, that'’s new pussy! 1646 01:32:57,789 --> 01:33:01,576 New pussy![Sonia] Oh, mi cucaracha! 1647 01:33:04,100 --> 01:33:05,144 [gunshot] 1648 01:33:05,188 --> 01:33:07,233 [music continues] 128544