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- Alex! Oh! - Oh, uh, we're closed.

What are you doing here?

Uh, Jane's not at home

or at the office, and I need her right away.

Is there a problem with your account?

As a matter of fact, yes.

Something I can help you with?

As a matter of fact, no.

Only Jane will do, and if you can't find her

right away, I may have to switch agencies.

I can find her.

Hell of a way to wake up.

You want breakfast first?

Client first.

Sorry.

♪♪

Ooh.

Ah, this is a nice wake-up call.

Life is so good these days, I'm afraid I was dreaming.

Maybe you should pinch me or something.

Ow!

Just checking to see that you weren't dreaming.

Forget this or we're never gonna get out of bed.

- Yes, and your point is? - I got...

I got to go, so I can get back to you.

Or maybe you can come back to me now,

and have something to think about at work.

You don't have a lot of wardrobe, do you?

I travel light.

What does that mean?

Just the... just the clothes on your back?

Um...

uh, everything was stolen

last place I lived.

Two guys, a truck, they cleaned me out.

Actually, Amanda said that she would take me shopping

with the first paycheck I got from the club.

Well, we don't have to wait for that.

Take my credit card.

No. Peter, that's not what our relationship is about.

If I thought that's what our relationship was about...

I wouldn't be here.

- No. I can't. - Yes, you can.

- I really can't. - I want you to.

- Peter, I... - Shh.

Please. It's okay.

I don't deserve you.

Really? I thought that I was the lucky one here.

Michael, you look like a total wreck.

I was up half the night.

- Thanks a lot. - My treat. Have a nice day.

How did you get into this mess?

Well, I was just minding my own business,

taking my TV from my car, when these storm troopers come up,

throw me in an armlock,

and then toss me into that paddy wagon.

I swear, I thought I was "dead man walking."

You were worried, right?

Of course I was... I was up half the night looking for you.

- Let's go home. - Yeah, let's.

And let's take the day off and spend it in bed, okay?

I'll call in sick at the hospital.

That sounds good.

Oh! Jane, thank God I caught you.

- Get in. We need to talk. - Why? What is it?

Just get in and I'll explain.

Michael, you stay here. This is business.

Look...

All right... this must be about Alex.

He needs you in Chicago to help

- get his spring line ready. - Jane...

Chicago? Forget it. Send someone else.

- No, he wants you. - Oh, that was obvious last night

when he kissed me during the blackout.

That is in the category of "more than I need to know."

Kiss him, don't kiss him... Just keep the account.

Well, I'm not going to Chicago.

I have a wedding in less than a week.

Jane, your job is on the line here.

Bastian is a huge client... If he's depending

on you, you better damn well make him happy.

Besides, designing dresses is what

you love to do, if I recall.

Come on!

All right, well,

I guess it might be fun, for a few days.

Well, I took the liberty of packing your bags.

Alex will meet you at the airport. Let's go.

- Yes, ma'am, of course. - Excuse me.

I'd like to say good-bye to Michael, if you don't mind.

Absolutely... as long as you don't miss the flight.

What are you two up to in there?

Michael, I have to go

to Chicago on business for a few days.

- Chicago?! - Alex is getting his spring line out.

Bastian?! I'm telling you, Jane,

that guy's luring you away to stop our wedding.

He's like the Collector... He's gonna lock you in a room.

Oh, Michael, stop being melodramatic.

I'll call you as soon as I get there.

I love you.

Jane where will you be?

I don't know yet; I'll call.

Well, we got to meet the caterer!

- Hey, how am I gonna get home? - Parking lot B!

I love you, Michael!

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Yeah!

♪ And I made my mistakes, now, baby ♪

♪ But I did the best I could ♪

♪ It takes what it takes ♪

♪ And sometimes ♪

♪ It takes longer ♪

♪ Than it should ♪

♪ To just live ♪

♪ The kind of life ♪

♪ That we both ♪

♪ Have been dreaming of ♪

♪ There are no mistakes ♪

♪ In love... ♪

♪ There are no mistakes ♪

♪ In love... ♪

♪ There are no mistakes... ♪

Hello. We found your flyer about the missing puppy.

We think it might be ours.

- Do you still have it? - Yes, it's,

um, across the courtyard... I'll take you there.

Sam!

Ooh, yeah, he loves you!

Thank you so much. Thank you both.

We'll always remember this.

Come on, honey, let's go show Mommy.

I'm gonna miss that little pooch.

Come on, Sam.

You, uh, you left your, um, earring at my place.

Oh, I wondered where it was.

You can just leave it in the mailbox, if you want.

Yeah. Um...

well, the dog's gone, the whole earring issue's settled...

I guess nothing really ties us together anymore.

Yeah, I guess not.

It's hard to remember what ever did.

Well, then I guess that's the end, isn't it?

Which is good... I like clean separations.

You don't have time for this; it's the middle

- of the morning. - Oh, if the boss

can't take an hour off to help a friend,

what's the point of being a boss?

This place is so expensive.

What's Peter gonna say when he gets the bill?

He'll say, "You're worth it."

And... uh...

Trust me, I know Peter... he wants to put you on a pedestal.

You want to make him happy? Dress with flair.

Of course I want to make him happy... he makes me happy.

Oh, well, he'd better. Okay...

let's start with his favorite color.

What do you think of this?

It's a little revealing.

Oh, it's what everyone's wearing.

Are you having fun yet?

My best friend, Rodeo Drive, a credit card?

Are you kidding me?

Look how cute this is.

Thank you.

Oh, there you are.

- How have you been? - Good, thank you.

Ah.

This is your loft.

Actually, I own the whole building now.

Are you playing a bad joke on me?

Of course not; this is where we're gonna work.

This is the place I was unfaithful to Michael with you.

I mean, what did you think would happen?

That I would swoon at the memory?

I-I'd fall into your arms?

Take me back to the airport, please.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I did some of my best stuff in this loft.

You want me to change the way I work

just because you're a little nervous?

I don't want you to change anything.

I want to go home.

Wait, please.

Let's drop the banter.

My spring line

is terrible.

The show's in a week.

My whole career could go down in flames on this one.

You've got to help me.

You don't want my ideas.

You want the memory of how it used to be.

Fine, I'll take the memory

if that helps me get the line out.

Isn't that part of your job?

To work closely with the client?

Amanda said it was.

Amanda will say anything to get what she wants.

Hey, you're my advertising rep.

And you've got nothing to advertise

if I don't put some nice clothes out there on the market.

Alex,

I know you want more from me than work.

- Would you just admit it. - Fine.

I-I admit it.

But right now, nothing is more important to me

than getting this line out.

And if I have to promise you hands off to do that,

then I promise.

Excuse me, is Amanda in there?

Actually, she just stepped out.

If you'd like to have a seat in the...

Uh, this is a medical emergency, so do you want to tell me

where she is, or do I have to notify public health?

Uh, the bathroom, she's in the bathroom.

Thank you.

Michael,

- you can't come in here. - Why not?

Isn't this one of those fancy corporate, co-ed bathrooms?

Oh, give me a break those things only exist on TV.

- Listen, Amanda... - It's Jane on the line.

You said you wanted to talk to her as soon as she called.

Yes.

Hello, Jane?

Give me that.

- Jane? - Come get me when you're done.

- Honeymoon suite at the Drake Hotel? - Michael?

Hi. I tried to call you, but they said you were in surgery.

I'm in Alex's studio; it's a madhouse here.

The show's in a week.

But our wedding's in a week.

I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

This just couldn't be avoided.

You're gonna have to make the final plans yourself.

Hold it, hold it.

You're there with Alex, right?

And you do know that if you forget history,

- you're doomed to repeat it? - Michael,

you said that you trust me.

If you do, there's no problem with me being here.

If you don't,

then we shouldn't be getting married anyway, right?

Is that a trick question, Jane?

Look, I'll be home for the wedding,

and I promise I will call you.

We can talk every day.

Now please, let me speak with Amanda.

Well, only if you promise to stay

at your parent's house in Chicago, okay?

Jane?

Hello?

Jane?

Cell phones.

Eve?

Eve?

I'm in here.

Hey.

Any clothes left in the store?

I bought too much, didn't I?

- Oh, no. No, I'm kidding. - You're angry; I told Amanda

- These dresses were too expensive. - No, no, it's...

It's no problem. I'm kidding.

Do you like them?

Yeah, oh yeah, they're fine.

Beautiful.

What do you think of this?

Oh, that's very...

That's...

I think I would like that best... off.

Hey, where the hell have you been?

- Get up there, go sing. - Um, oh, sorry.

I'm on my way.

♪ The summer is gone ♪

♪ I can't believe it went so fast ♪

♪ Why do only the cold and lonely ones... ♪

I think she was giving Peter a special welcome home.

Yeah, yeah.

And that why they probably lost track of time.

Just a bad day for it, that's all; you see this guy over here?

- Mm-hmm. - That is the A & R for Red Room records.

He likes her.

He's gonna sign her to a deal.

♪ And tell you I'm sorry though I know ♪

♪ I can't make it up ♪

♪ I made my mistakes ♪

♪ Now, baby ♪

♪ But I did the best I could... ♪

Good evening.

Hi.

Could you sit me next to that gentleman over there.

Certainly.

Oh, excuse me.

What a coincidence.

Do you eat here often?

Now and then.

You ever try the snails? Mmm.

Oh, those plump little guys always make my mouth water.

I don't like to eat things that crawl.

I like to give my food a running start.

Is that why you and Megan broke up?

She was too fast for you?

I wasn't aware that we were really together.

You know, that's what she said, too.

Probably why she didn't seem so broken up over it.

Look, since you're so unattached,

maybe I could join you?

Maybe some other time.

I got to get back to the office.

Got a big report to get out this week.

Mmm. Boy, Amanda's got you on a short leash.

There's a time for work and a time for play.

Speaking of playing, you didn't mention anything

about our little encounter last night at the pool.

Did you enjoy the show?

Waited for an encore, but it never came.

All you had to do was walk down the stairs.

I'll keep that in mind.

Come in.

Eve,

there was a record guy out there that loves you.

He wants to do a demo, maybe even cut an album.

- What? - This is how it starts.

I mean, you're on your way.

This time next year you could be famous.

We're talking about magazine covers,

- concert posters. - Where's Amanda?

She went home; she was tired.

I can't do this.

You had no right to tell him I could do this.

Okay, listen, I know that record people can be sleazy,

but this guy, he seemed legit; I mean, look at this.

He cut me a check five grand good faith money.

All you have to do is sign, fill out the paperwork,

- and put your social security number down. - How dare you.

Maybe I don't want to be famous; I don't need all of that.

- Okay. - Maybe I'm happy with my life

the way it is; I love Peter.

He's the center of my life, I'm the center of his.

Can't you get that through your thick head?

Okay, I'll just tell him that you're not feeling well.

If you have anything to say, you can tell him yourself.

Whoa, nice vascular graft, Larry.

Get to the point, Mancini, I'm busy. Scalpel.

- Scalpel. - Can you take my clinic this afternoon?

What do I get. Forceps.

- Forceps. - Saturday at Bel Air.

7:00 a.m. tee time.

Deal. Clamp that vein for God's sakes, Jensen.

- It's bleeding like stink. - Yes, sir. Clamp.

- Clamp. - I got another eight units of O-neg ready.

Oh, Jensen.

I need someone to cover me on a splenectomy tomorrow morning.

No can do, Michael,

I got a case.

Well, you wouldn't want me to start talk

about you and a certain nurse on four west now.

Stop right there.

I'll take the splenectomy.

I knew you'd find it in your heart.

I need two more units packed red cells.

And you, sir.

You take my evening rounds, then I would owe you big time.

And I always repay my debts with interest.

If you ever paid your debts on time, Michael,

we'd all be a lot happier.

Peter, what are you doing here?

You aren't scheduled for this surgery.

As chief of staff,

I'm officially warning everyone in this room.

Anyone who covers for Dr. Mancini

will have their privileges suspended.

Sorry, Mancini, you're on your own.

I got to pass, too, Michael.

You can't do this, Peter.

It's unconstitutional.

It undermines the very fabric of free market trading.

Oh, shut up, Michael.

Will you forget Chicago?

Now, get out of here.

I have to tell you all this.

I'm very disappointed in all of you.

Jensen,

what nurse are you boffing on four west?

Megan?

Megan, are you all right?

Jason!

Oh, no!

I can't get it to stop!

And I tried...

Is the shutoff valve under here?

No, I don't know, it's...

Do I look like a plumber?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, damn this thing's tight.

Oh, my God.

- Oh. - I can't...

Great, I save you from drowning and you laugh at me.

No, you just... you're so...

damp.

You weren't, like, waiting for me

to show up before you did this, were you?

To see how I'd react?

Why would I care how you'd react to anything,

let alone an leaky pipe?

It just seems a little strange that,

you know, the moment I walk in,

you throw this little domestic emergency in my face.

Right, like I just sit and wait

for you to come home so I can corner you.

You are so, so self-centered.

No, I'm just not a big believer in coincidence.

You know what, I don't play that game, all right?

You don't play at all from what I can tell.

♪ I have a feeling this flight will last forever ♪

♪ I have a feeling I'm falling in love with her ♪

♪ Just a fool in red say now or never ♪

♪ Bring another drink and smile some more... ♪

Hey, babe, hello.

Can you explain this Eve thing to me please?

What Eve thing?

The recording contract.

I told her about it and she turned it down cold.

That doesn't make any sense; now did she say anything to you?

It's the first I've heard of it.

You know what she said?

It was connected to her being the center of Peter's life.

That happened kind of quickly, don't you think?

I mean, what's he doing?

He pulling some kind of Svengali number on her?

- It's love at first sight, I'd say. - Ah.

Okay, so now you got the inside track on her feelings.

That also happened kind of quickly.

It's a girl thing.

A girl thing?

Is it also a girl thing to bag your career

'cause your man wants you at home?

You don't do that.

You work all the time.

So, you want me to quit? Are you saying that...

No, I didn't say...

Well, what are you saying?

That it's okay for you to butt in Eve's life, but not me?

Okay, forget about it.

Sorry I asked.

♪ When I fly from LA to Hong Kong. ♪

Okay, yeah.

No, I had the number for Alex's loft in Chicago,

but I lost it.

Yeah, okay. Thank you very much.

That's right.

Go ahead and call.

She told you not to, but by all means, call her.

Get off my case; I need to talk to her.

Michael, look,

why don't you stop this, huh?

Why don't you concentrate on the bachelor party

I'm gonna throw for you.

You're gonna do that for me?

Because I'm gonna tell you something, I'm gonna need it.

And you'll be best man, right?

Haven't I always been?

That sounds suspiciously like an insult.

Oh, come on, Michael, loosen up, will you?

This is, uh, men bonding.

I'm going to dinner at Kyle's.

Why don't you join me. I'll buy.

All right, let's go.

Get out, get this off your mind.

Yeah, oh, oh, Peter, I forgot my keys.

I'll meet you out at the car.

Hello?

Hello? Is anybody there?

Who was that?

Michael, probably.

Poor baby, he's trying so hard not to crowd me.

Well, we all are.

Maybe I should call him.

I said I would.

Uh, pin this for me, would you?

Oh, sure.

He can be such a little boy sometimes.

Well, you'll be home on the red eye in a couple of days.

Oh, by the way, your father called.

We had a nice talk and he said

they can take the same flight in with you for the wedding.

Oh, good.

You know, he told me he hopes this marriage to Michael

lasts longer than the first one.

All right, we've done enough work for one day.

Come on, let's have some wine and start thinking about dinner.

You're not plying me with drink, are you?

No, but I am setting the mood.

I have something for you.

No, no gifts.

That might be misconstrued.

You have to open this one.

It's your wedding present.

Wow.

Alex.

My God.

I don't know what to say.

Say you like it.

I love it.

Well, there's more.

There, looks great.

♪ People say she's crazy ♪

♪ Cold moonlight in her eyes ♪

♪ Like stars on her shoulders ♪

♪ She walks through the night ♪

♪ People say she's a witch ♪

♪ Nobody saw her cry... ♪

How about that encore, huh?

How about that whole second show?

♪ Fly ♪

♪ She got a gypsy heart ♪

♪ She got a gypsy soul ♪

♪ She got a gypsy heart ♪

♪ She got a gypsy soul... ♪

You excuse us for a second? I want to talk to you.

- What are you doing? - Come on, I want to talk to you.

The hell is this all about?

No, what are you doing, dancing with Lexi?

I'm rubbing my body against hers.

With any luck we'll make fire.

That woman is bad news; she hates Amanda.

I don't even like her being in the club.

Fine, we'll take it somewhere else.

No, you don't get what I'm saying.

Okay? The woman is bad news.

Why don't you just stay away from her?

I don't believe this... Now you're telling me

- who to go out with? - No, Ryan,

no, I am looking out for everybody's best interests here,

Ry, open your eyes.

No, your best interests, Kyle.

First Amanda warns me off Megan,

now you're throwing in your two cents about Lexi?

I don't think so.

I do what I want.

Yeah, you do do what you want, no matter who gets hurt, right?

Huh?

Back off, Kyle.

♪ She got a gypsy heart. ♪

How long have you been watching me?

Not long.

You okay?

Just... not used to waking up

in somebody else's bed, I guess.

Well, hopefully you'll get used to waking up here soon.

You sure you're not gonna get tired of me?

No, I'm not going to get tired of you.

I mean, familiarity breeds contempt, right?

I guess so.

Do you want to have lunch with me today?

Yeah, I'd love to.

No, I can't.

Why?

Uh, I'm having lunch with Amanda today.

I can't really break that date.

Believe me, I understand.

No one wants to suffer the wrath of Amanda.

I got to go.

I've got to cancel our new notes session.

I'm meeting Kyle for lunch.

Oh, that's fine, I definitely have work to do.

- Hello. - Hey.

This your private line?

Yes, and I'm so glad you found it

instead of the next drunk

who sat down in that booth last night.

Where'd you disappear to?

I had other things to do.

Hmm, kind of left me hanging.

Hmm, you look like you could take care of yourself.

Besides, the dance was over.

Dance.

I thought we got married.

Honey, it takes more than that, even in L.A.

But you skinny-dipped in my pool.

That's got to count for something.

That was just a one-night swim, baby.

Well... next time you're in my neighborhood,

why don't you just drop by?

We'd need another blackout for that.

It sounds like you're taken with Eve.

I can't believe how beautiful she is.

She's just beautiful.

She also has a combination of naïveté

and she still has an edge to her, you know?

I know, the best news is,

it sounds like you're actually getting over Amanda.

Amanda who?

That's extremely healthy, Peter.

Oh, please, I used to think I would see her out places.

Every minute of the day I was wondering, where is she?

Is she with Kyle, is she alone?

Is that Amanda and Kyle?

You mean you used to actually stop in traffic and...?

- Peter, hi. - Hi, hi.

Oh, this is Lou Visconti.

- This is Kyle and Amanda. Hey. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi,

- nice to meet you. -Hi. - I thought

- you were having lunch with Eve today. - No.

I mean, yes, we were, but she had to cancel

'cause she had, um, to run some errands.

- Oh, errands. - Mm-hmm.

Well, have a nice day.

- Okay, bye. - See you.

That was Amanda?

God, I-I had no idea she was so beautiful.

She's a heck of a liar, too.

I-I mean, I know you've been obsessing

about her for over a year...

She was never having lunch with Eve.

Not that her objective beauty, you know,

affects my opinion about your obsession.

Story about running errands... That was bogus, too.

I mean, just to understand so much better now

what you've been going through.

Get it together, Doc.

- But she's beautiful. - I know.

Valhalla.

Yeah, I'm calling about Eve Cleary.

She listed you as the last place she worked.

Never heard of her.

Could you check for me?

What did she say she was... A waitress?

No, she's a singer.

Hey, buddy, we only got a jukebox here.

No singers, no dancers, no animal acts.

Somebody made a mistake.

Thanks.

Hey.

Hi.

I guess it must be my place tonight.

Guess so.

How was your lunch with Amanda today?

It was good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Talked the whole time.

Oh, that's nice.

What'd you talk about?

Girl talk... you know, Kyle and marriage and...

Eve, you're lying.

I saw Amanda at lunch, and you weren't there.

She said you canceled.

I did and I was going to tell you, I...

Don't lie to me.

I'm not lying to you, I just didn't...

Just what? Just...

I-I just wanted to surprise you.

- Oh, well, it was a surprise, all right. - I was buying

you a present, okay?

It took a little bit longer than they thought.

I-I had to wait at the jewelers through lunch.

Jewelers... What are you talking about?

Here.

I'm really sorry it's not wrapped.

I was going to give it to you on Saturday.

"For Peter, my love."

Never should have written those words, I know that.

I mean, I, I was going to get the engraving changed.

I just... we never had to say those words to each other,

ever had to say those words, and I'm really sorry, Peter,

I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry.

You know, I've ruined every relationship

I've ever had in my life with deception,

and I want to change

and I need you to help me.

I want you to promise me...

that we'll never have any lies between us.

Yes.

Peter, I promise.

If there's anything that you,

that you have to tell me... Anything at all...

Now is the time.

Just say it.

No, there's nothing to tell.

Good.

Well... we got nothing to worry about.

Oh, Megan, hey, listen,

I got a lot of work piled up on you today.

- I hope that's all right. - Yeah, that's fine.

It's not like I have a big social life to get in the way.

I'm sorry.

It's all right, you know, I'm proud of myself.

I'm a competent executive surviving without a man.

Oh, Megan, hear me roar.

You know, you really are the greatest role model for me.

Proof positive that I don't need a man to make it to the top.

They're only going to bring you down, girl.

You want to have dinner tonight?

I can't tonight.

Sort of a merger thing happening.

Oh.

Well, good luck.

Thanks, this one's going to take a lot of guts.

- Hi. - Hi.

I got some great vices for your party tonight.

Oh.

- I got you Dominican cigars. - Oh, hey.

And, ooh, a bottle of malt Scotch...

I can't even pronounce this name.

- And... - Hmm.

I got you two decks of playing cards

with pictures of naked women on them.

Oh. You are too much.

Oh, we don't want that, do we? We want just enough.

Well, I can't get enough of you.

I want you to move in with me.

What?

What do you mean?

Just what I said.

I want you here all the time.

I think about you when you're not here, I...

smile every time I see you, I...

I want you to move in.

Yes.

Yes, I will, yes.

Mmm.

Mm. We, um...

We can't do this now.

Uh, you're hosting a bachelor party in half an hour.

I don't want to be mistaken for the entertainment.

Believe me, I'd much rather spend the evening

with you than those yahoos.

Oh. Oh, it's...

It's too late, 'cause I'm going to see a movie with Amanda,

and while you guys get rowdy.

Let's us get rowdy first.

Oh. Mmm.

Uh, yes. Party Central.

Ooh, sounds like you're having a terrible time.

Uh, terrible.

Well, I just called to tell you

I'm gonna be a little late.

Hello? Hello?!

Oh, Amanda, I just changed for the party...

Well, you can change again.

Change is good.

But I promised the guys that I would be there.

No. I know all about bachelor parties.

And I want to make sure you are spent

by the time you get there.

But see, you're gonna...

You're gonna make me late.

Yeah, don't worry about it. Ryan'll be late, too.

I gave him extra work at the office.

Hey, pool man?

Oh, hi.

Is that all you have to say for yourself?

Um...

aren't you a little hot in that... in that coat?

Yeah. Maybe I should take it off, hmm?

Oh. Um, you know what?

I... I have to finish this report,

and-and I'm already running late for Michael's,

uh, prenuptial bash, so I...

- Mm. - Um...

Doesn't this beat a dumb old bachelor party

with a bunch of horny old men

staring at something they can't have?

This is... this is pretty good.

Well, maybe your brother's the only McBride

who can do more than watch, huh?

- Hey. - What?

Not here.

Whoa, whoa. This is... this is Amanda's office.

Yeah. From now on, honey,

you're gonna think of me every time you walk in here.

- We shouldn't be in here. - Uh-huh.

Oh.

No. Let 'em watch.

- Dealer bets ten. - Ten.

All right, all right, I'll bet ten. So, listen,

the hitchhiker says to the trucker... She says...

Michael, what are you doing? Are you gonna talk,

- or are you gonna play cards? - I got...

- No, no, no, no. Come on. Come on. - Ease! Ease!

I want to hear the end of the story.

Not for... Oh.

- Highlight of the evening. - Oh!

Hi. Hi.

- Hi. I'm Tiffany. - Hi, Tiffany. Yeah.

- Where do you want me? - Oh, my goodness.

- Hola. - Oh, it's

right over by the chair there, okay?

Uh, right over here, though. Be perfect.

- Oh. - Yes, here.

- I can take your coat if you want. - Uh.

- Okay. - Uh, you want something to drink?

Yeah, bucket of bourbon.

Just kidding.

Who's the, uh, groom?

- Oh, thank you. - That'd be me.

- That'd be me. - That'd be this-this gentleman.

Oh.

Very nice. Good choice.

♪ She's a cool-headed woman... ♪

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

♪ I'm a hard-hearted man ♪

♪ She's the sweat on my body ♪

- Ooh! - Oh!

♪ I don't understand ♪

♪ I was strong, lean and loud... ♪

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- What-What... what's the matter? - Uh...

Uh, let me get you some water.

- I'll get you some water, okay? - Yeah, yeah.

- Let's give her a chair. - Grab my chair.

Go ahead. Come on, come on.

Sit down over here.

Oh.

I-I sense you're-you're feeling depressed.

Do you feel like talking about it?

Uh... um...

Yeah, it's just my boyfriend... He, um...

he split.

Oh.

Well, you're a

good-looking girl. You could get

- any guy you want. - Yeah.

You can't help who you love.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- That's true. - That's true.

Mm-hmm. So, why do you think he left?

Uh, he wants me to stop dancing, and I can't.

I mean, I-I need the money.

I'm putting myself through school.

- Oh, right. - Oh.

Well, Michael can relate to that.

The groom. He was a stripper in med school.

Really? Will you show me some moves?

Yes.

- No, no, no... - Come on, Michael.

Come on.

Come on. Jane said that you had great moves.

- Let's go. - No, no, no.

- No, no. - Michael.

Michael, Michael, come on.

It could be therapeutic for Tiffany.

- Mm-hmm. - Exactly, Doc. Therapy. I mean,

it'd be good for her. Here. Michael, you remember

how you used to do it, don't you?

I mean, you showed me.- ♪♪

It's all in his moves, right here.

Whoa! Did I show up at the wrong party!

No. Come in, bro.

♪♪

- Hey, Ryan. - ♪ Into her... ♪

Do guys ever grow up?

I think that is a question

science may never find the answer to.

Peter was so...

boyish tonight getting ready for his party.

Chips and dip, coasters for his glasses.

Well, for your information, Peter has a dark side, too.

Mm. I know.

Kind of caught me in a lie yesterday.

He didn't find out anything about...?

- No, no. No, thank God. - Oh, well,

we were lucky.

The next time you use me as an alibi,

maybe you should let me know about it first.

I did. I told you last week where I'd be going.

Oh, well, maybe you told me, but I don't...

Maybe? What, are you calling me a liar, Amanda?

I have a lot more to lose than you do, you know.

Peter could have found out everything,

and then where would I be?

Eve, it's okay. You're safe now. I'm here for you.

I mean, it's not like he was a saint.

I'd be working my ass off, so to speak,

and he was sleeping with

- my best friend. - Aw...

- Naturally. - Men.

That bastard.

You know what, though, uh, Tiffany?

- Donna. - Donna.

See, the thing is, is that, you know, some guys...

They like to have their women at home.

Yeah.

Not in Chicago.

Chicago?

I think what Kyle

is trying to say is, is that

the relationship between a man and a woman

is a fragile thing.

Mm, yeah, and sex

usually screws it up.

Global Airlines.

I would like a first-class ticket to Chicago, a red-eye.

- First class? - Yes. No. I mean, no.

Yeah, of course, first class.

Yeah. Let me think. Um, credit card. Hold on.

Yes, here it is. Uh, two, two,

one... No, that's not it. Hold on.

Okay. Wait.

Hey. Hey. Aah!

Hello?

Oh. What are you doing?!

You're not going to Chicago, Michael.

Oh, Jane put you up to this, didn't she?

I'm saving you from yourself.

Oh, yeah, well, it's not gonna work.

- Michael? - Ooh.

That's my jacket.

Oh.

This is my apartment.

Oh. Oh, yeah, okay.

Is everything okay here?

Yeah. At least for the next 12 hours.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Bastian new

spring line! Tada!

Oh!

Oh, wow. No, no, no.

You gave me the new spring line.

- Oh. - It was all your doing.

To the best work we've ever done together.

Oh. Mm-hmm.

Mm. I can already see the ad campaign now.

She's in a white gown with a black sand beach.

Mm. Store windows is where I see 'em. They're...

- Really? - Wait a minute.

What's that?

These beads aren't straight.

You are such a perfectionist.

You damn right I am.

I'm gonna have to fix this.

I'll have to call a model in.

No, it's ridiculous.

I'll try it on. You can pin it on me.

Wow.

Jane, this is so exciting.

A black-and-white motif is gonna get raves.

Mm. I know,

and the way it emphasizes the purity of the design.

Mm.

Oh, no distracting spring colors.

Zip me?

Oh.

Let me be the first to kiss the bride.

Alex.

You promised.

Well, it is the night before your wedding.

Don't we have a tradition to uphold?

No. I...

I can't do this to Michael.

Forget about Michael.

I love you, Jane.

Let me show you.