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Michael, I don't believe it.

Things get a little hopeless,

and you decide to check out?

Inspired.

Well, sounds like you.

It is me,

and I'm mad, okay?

There's a child inside you,

and no matter how careless you are with your own life,

that baby is destined to be born,

to live,

to grow, and to do amazing things.

And you are responsible to that baby and to yourself.

Destiny?

Yes.

Our destiny, Taylor.

Yours, mine, and the baby's.

Together.

Our destiny?

Yours, mine, and ours together?

You all right, ma'am?

I-I saw your car from my truck.

Where is he? Where's Michael?

He was just here.

Just stay still.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna call for help.

No, you're too late, Kyle.

You're divorced, and we're already married.

- Show him the ring. - Kyle, stop.

Oh!

Stop it; you're acting ridiculous.

You want to marry that skeezball, go ahead,

- but you're gonna hear the truth. - The truth is,

I'm married to someone else, and you're making it worse...

Damn it, listen to me, this whole thing,

- this punishing yourself... - Get that guy, he's nuts.

- He attacked me. - You didn't have anything to do

with Christine's death, Amanda; I got proof.

Get him out

of here; I want him arrested.

You're not responsible for her death, Amanda.

Amanda!

You knew he'd show up eventually.

Don't worry, it's all been taken care of.

That jarhead's gone.

Now, where were we?

Oh, right, the, uh...

"you may kiss the bride" part.

It's over, Amanda, I promise.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ We don't know where we're going ♪

♪ We only know where we've been ♪

♪ We're trying to make it in a cold, cold world ♪

♪ Get on the road and back again ♪

♪ You see, we're dancin' ♪

♪ On the edge of a dream ♪

♪ Ooh, baby, we're dancin' ♪

♪ On the edge of a dream ♪

♪ It's time to stop and think about it ♪

♪ 'Cause it smells like paradise ♪

♪ If the taste is bittersweet ♪

♪ It's a long and lonely night ♪

♪ You see, we're dancin' ♪

♪ On the edge of a dream. ♪

When I was a kid,

this really cute guy dumped me,

and my ma said, "Change is good for you.

It toughens you up, makes you stronger."

I always remembered that.

This is weird.

I feel like I'm on, like, one of those specials,

like, America's Worst Marriage Disasters: Part Three.

I know, but nothing can change what happened.

How come... how come I never see these things coming

and then... they end up so out of control?

Huh?

Billy,

you got to stop it with all this thinking.

It's giving me a headache.

Hey, what do you say we run away for the day?

We'll drive up the coast, sit on the beach,

breathe in the fresh air,

and smile a lot.

Hey, reverse that.

We'll smile first.

I'll start right now.

Ready?

How's that? Good?

Come on, now you try.

Teeth, come on.

Mmm.

Just hold on to me, Billy.

Everything will work out fine, you'll see.

Physical therapy, main floor.

Dr. Reed...

What?

Who is it?

Oh,

thank God it's you.

Hey, how long have I been asleep?

How's my baby?

Oh, fine; baby's fine.

What was with the disappearing act last night?

You're the one who disappeared.

See, I get this good-bye call on my cell phone.

Next thing I know, I'm on rounds this morning,

and everybody's yammering about this McBride woman

who tried to kill herself.

Wait, so that wasn't you last night?

Huh? It wasn't me?

What-what are you talking about?

I did try to kill myself, Michael,

but then you showed up out of nowhere,

and you pulled me out of the car,

and you gave me mouth-to-mouth.

Now I know you're delusional.

The things you were saying, though,

about my baby

and my responsibility...

No, that was a dream, a hallucination.

Carbon monoxide can do that to you.

No, when you were talking about the baby,

you kept saying that you wanted to be involved.

Taylor, I'm warning you, if you keep up this babble,

I'm gonna have to have you committed to a psycho ward.

Now, listen, this is what we're gonna do.

I'm gonna check you out under my name.

Then I'm sending you straight home, and when you get there,

I'd suggest you start working on a new lease on life.

But I already have a new reason for living, Michael.

And it's you.

What the...?

Who are you people?

FBI, ma'am.

Official business.

What is this, a joke?

They've been here all morning, Miss Sterling.

Your lawyers are in your office.

Th-There's warrants or something.

Talk to me, damn it.

They're seizing our records

and all of our books by order of a federal judge.

Apparently they've been conducting an investigation

since your father's death.

This office,

this company, its assets,

it's all going into a receivership

until financial restitution can be made.

Financial restitution?

How much?

$5 million.

I don't understand this.

What... Was it a bad investment?

Was it back taxes?

- What? - Embezzlement, I'm afraid.

Most likely by your father, and somehow,

while you were setting up these offices,

he got your signature on some very incriminating documents.

- They think it's me? - Well, listen,

we've got a week,

a week to straighten this out.

But if we can't,

you're gonna go to jail.

Good morning. Upstairs.

It's me... Kyle.

Hey, Kyle, what's new?

How's the Dominican Republic?

You and Amanda all patched up?

Actually, I ran into a little snag.

I'm in jail on an assault charge.

Oh, no, foreign jail.

Should I call Amnesty International?

No, it's not that serious; I think $500

wired to the Dominican District Jail,

Santo Domingo, ought to cover it.

No problem.

And may I ask, who did you assault?

Rory.

And when I found them,

he was marrying Amanda.

Oh, my God, but you stopped it, right?

No, actually, I was too late.

And the truth you found out from Taylor,

about Christine's death, Amanda doesn't care?

She doesn't know.

Look, the whole thing is a mess.

I just...

As soon as I get to Amanda,

I am gonna straighten everything out.

When we get back, Amanda's gonna be married to me.

That's quite a prediction, Kyle.

It's not a prediction.

It's a promise.

Come here, you.

Oh. Oh.

Do you love it?

Miles from anywhere on our own little island.

Snorkeling, scuba, fresh seafood every day.

I'd just assumed we'd go back home to L.A.

Oh, even an improper wedding deserves a proper honeymoon.

It's the outermost island, and it rents for nothing.

After all the craziness these last few days, you and I

just need to veg out for a while.

You still thinking about Kyle?

I'm just curious, I guess,

about what he meant about me not being responsible.

Hasn't he been saying that for weeks?

Yeah, good point.

What proof could he have now

that he didn't have weeks ago?

Exactly.

Oh, I am so tired of desperate, lovesick men.

That's why marrying me was so brilliant.

I'm none of those things.

Oh, by the way,

I'm only staying here one night.

First thing tomorrow, back in the boat

and out of this place.

Tomorrow?

Plenty of time.

Yeah, I just never really thought about it.

You know, why.

W-Why I was acting the way I was.

What motivated me?

I mean, I was just wandering through life.

And-and now, b-because of our talks,

I-I realize the root of it all.

I've discovered it.

I still love Amanda.

All of these complex problems with one simple solution:

Amanda.

You're not sharing my enthusiasm, Doctor.

Well, I-I suppose

it's your "simple solution" reference.

Uh, discovering you're still in love with Amanda...

Doesn't that actually create a new problem?

I'm not following you.

Well, your relationship with Amanda is over.

Any feelings of love would remain unrequited.

Well, see, I am not so sure there.

Hmm? Is it really over?

Peter, she's moved on to someone else.

But so had I.

Wasn't that the root of my problems?

Can't moving on mean moving back?

Hmm?

No, no, Doctor, I-I really feel that I need to tell Lexi

my true feelings about Amanda.

In my heart, I feel that this is the right thing to do.

Well, your brain should tell you otherwise.

Look, Peter, as your doctor...

Ex-doctor.

We've had a great time here,

but I think it's-it's time for me to go it alone.

That's fine.

But what happens when this fails

and you find yourself really alone?

Uh, well, I'll make another appointment, huh?

Wish me luck.

It's not a good sign to sit alone in the dark.

I was just admiring the view.

Well, I called you earlier.

Something's wrong with the phones in your office.

It's more than just the phones.

Listen, I, I need to talk with you.

I, uh, I have a problem here.

Well, me, too, but, but you go first

because whatever your problem is, mine's a lot worse.

Well, you know, all I've been doing, w...

Seeing the... you know, the shrink

and that experience with Michael in the wilderness.

I mean... as weird as it sounds,

it's actually given me some time to think, you know,

and kind of explore why there's this hole in my life

that I can't seem to fill,

and I, I think I've figured it out.

I...

I wanted to, to let you know,

before our relationship goes any further, that...

I'm still in love with Amanda.

Wait, you're kidding me, right?

Oh, no, no, no, maybe you're just

trying to cheer me up with a little gallows humor, huh?

Oh, baby, it's working.

That is funny as hell.

That's damn near hysterical, actually.

Lexi, look, I-I couldn't be more serious.

I love her and I just can't shake it.

Lexi, hey, wait a minute.

Please, Lexi.

You son of a bitch pig!

Of all the times to hurt me, you selfish jerk!

No, I'm just trying to be honest with you.

No, no,

you want to break up with me, and this is the sickest way

you could think of doing it.

- No. - You got it, you win, get out.

- Lexi. - Do you understand me?

Get out that door right now.

Don't say another word either, because I swear to God,

I will find a knife and I will cut your freaking heart out!

- Listen to me. - Get out!

Oh, my God.

Place growing on you yet?

Trade winds, sound of crashing surf.

Enchanting.

Not in the mood, huh?

Understand completely.

First night jitters... I got 'em, too.

It's not like that at all, okay?

It just... it seems like you planned this whole honeymoon

for some ulterior motive,

as if you could actually make me fall in love with you,

and that was never the idea.

Hey, I'm just trying to make an awkward time less awkward.

I mean, after all, you and I

are more of a partnership than anything, right?

In a way, I suppose.

I mean, this is about nothing but opportunity,

right, for you to keep Kyle away,

for me...

Well, what do I get?

I know,

you could give me a piece of your agency... say, half, right...

And of course I'll work for it

by giving ideas, handling new accounts.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

A-Amanda, think about it.

With a sharp guy like me on board, profits will soar.

I mean, whatever it costs you,

I'll make it up by bringing in new business.

I'm sorry, but that's never going to happen,

and I can't believe you even thought that it would.

I mean, you have your business and I have mine.

Never the twain shall meet, right?

Never, ever.

You'll regret that decision.

I probably will, but you do understand, right?

Oh, right, yeah, absolutely.

I think I'll go, um, see if that shower rig really works.

Uh, I'll refill your glass and I'll bring it in to you.

Thanks.

♪♪

Uh... I think we need to talk about getting...

a divorce.

I already spoke to an attorney.

Takes, uh, six months.

I know.

Really shouldn't be a big deal, you know, 'cause we don't...

own anything together.

No, we just file the papers and that's it.

So you going to be moving in with Jeff?

No, I'm not ready for anything like that.

How about Jennifer?

Well, we're still both a little shell-shocked.

If you're wondering about the apartment, you can have it.

You lived in that place for years, um...

Yeah, too many years.

Really, I want you to have it.

Maybe you'll have more luck there than I did.

Well, I guess... I guess that's it.

Yeah, that's it.

I just thought, in the sober light of...

Your stuff's in the bedroom.

I started packing it last night and I thought to myself,

"What the hell?

Let the S.O.B. do it himself."

If you say we need to talk,

I'm going to throw up on your oxfords.

It's just that last night you said that you had a problem,

and I read this morning's business section.

Well, I mean, that's, that's quite a problem... facing arrest.

Look, cut the sympathy.

Unless you have $5 million, you are useless to me.

Actually I know where you can get ten.

Oh, let me guess.

You were, you were two when you bought IBM at $11.

All you have to do is marry Coop.

Oh, right.

Right, what was I thinking?

I-I'll marry a guy who has less money than I do,

a-a guy that I hate almost as much as I hate you.

There was a codicil in your father's will.

Coop told me about it.

You marry him, you get $10 million.

Just like your old man to do something like that.

That and so much more.

He was the one who got me into this mess.

Steals $5 million from the company,

but he manages to stow

$10 million in a secret codicil?

Oh, I swear, I swear, it's like he orchestrated

this whole thing just because he liked Coop.

Well, that's a pretty short list...

People your old man liked.

I marry Coop, I get $10 million.

God, that is so sick.

Do it.

Marry him, split the money, and your problems are solved.

I'll get my stuff.

Look.

Thanks for this.

I still despise you, but it's a little less right now.

I'm looking for Amanda Woodward and Rory Blake.

I'm showing Mr. and Mrs. Blake as checked out.

I'm assuming they're on their way back to the States.

Mr. and...

Uh, what time did they leave?

They le... they left yesterday.

What time is your next flight back to California?

I'm afraid you missed it.

There's one flight a day, same time every day.

Damn.

Rory?

Where are you?

Good. Tea.

How you feel?

Ooh.

It's getting worse.

A bad fever and chills.

Listen, if the tea doesn't break the fever,

I'm bringing you back to the mainland.

The sea's a little rough right now,

but as soon as it calms down...

Oh.

I don't think I can move a muscle. Everything hurts.

Well, not to worry.

I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

Come on.

Come on, down the hatch.

Come on. There you go. That's it.

That's it.

Look, Lexi, um,

I'm in kind of a hurry here. It's Megan's

- one night off, and... - Look, Coop, this won't take long.

I'm sorry about your troubles, I am,

but I'm not exactly on easy street myself.

You would be if you'd marry me.

I know about the codicil.

I know you know.

Five million apiece

for the simple act of saying I do.

I think it makes sense.

Not to me.

Coop, I need that money,

or I'm going to jail.

God, it's not even like a real marriage here.

In name only.

Up to and not beyond the terms of the will.

Yeah, one of which is that we have

to live together under the same roof.

So what?! We will work it out.

No, we won't.

Listen to me.

Your father was a sick man, putting this in his will,

but I'd be even sicker if I agreed to it.

Now, I'm marrying Megan, and nothing,

including all the money in the world,

is gonna change that.

You understand?

Respiratory to Physical Therapy.

Northwest. Stat.

Respiratory to Physical Therapy.

Northwest. Stat.

Yeah.

Got 'em.

Manual shredding works better than the machine.

Too late, Doctor, or shall I say Daddy?

Taylor came to you, didn't she?

Oh! What am I saying?

Of course she did.

Okay.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Let's hear the demands.

Yes, there was a day that I might blackmail you, but...

I think I'm past that now, Michael.

We both are. Don't you agree?

Oh, of-of course I agree.

I-I couldn't agree more.

So, um, you're talking

about that little transformation in the mountains, aren't you?

Well, let's test it, shall we?

Sure, pal. Anything.

What did you have in mind?

I want you to tell her, Michael.

Admit you're the father.

Oh, you know, Peter, now, I could do that...

Tsk-tsk-tsk.

You will do that.

Am I nuts, or is there an implied

"or else I will" in your voice?

Michael, I'm giving you an opportunity here

to handle this like an adult,

not the sniveling coward that you are.

Tell her, Michael.

Or I definitely will.

Please help me.

Did you say, "Help you?"

Oh, I think I've helped you along as much as I needed to.

This is one of those good news, bad news things, Amanda.

See, the good news is...

Actually, I can't think of any good news.

No, this is just a... this is just a bad news thing.

I've poisoned you.

First the champagne, then the tea.

It's a lethal dose of digitalis.

It's... it's a very hard-to-trace drug.

See, the autopsy will confirm my suspicions

that you caught some deadly jungle virus.

You can't do this.

Hey, look, all I wanted was a job, an office,

and half of everything you got.

Oh, my God, I'll give it to you.

Just... get me to the boat.

I-I won't tell anyone.

See, I can't take the risk, Amanda.

Eventually you'd tell someone.

Probably Kyle.

Probably the minute you saw him.

There'll be questions.

Yeah, like, "Why didn't I get you

to the boat the minute I knew you were sick?" Right?

I'll say I tried,

but a wave washed over us,

the boat was ripped up on the rocks.

Our one last chance to get to shore.

Sorry, Amanda.

It's hopeless.

Ah, Mr. McBride, as I told you earlier,

I-I do not know where your friends are.

It-it's all right. I found 'em.

Really? I'm... oh, hmm... glad.

Come here.

What did Rory pay you to keep quiet... $50? $100?

You know something, and you better tell me.

They're on their honeymoon. He doesn't want interruptions.

And after that incident in the chapel...

Incident in chapel's gonna be nothing

compared to the incident in the hotel lobby.

You better talk, puke face.

Puke f...

All right.

They're on an outer island, the furthest one out.

You can rent a boat down at the dock.

Hey, what's going on here?

Oh, just a little business transaction.

Thank you, my friend.

Good day, gentlemen.

Hello.

Hi, Taylor.

It's me, Michael.

Look, when you get your next bill, don't panic.

Just send it on to your insurance company.

Oh, there was a mix-up at the lab.

It's no big deal.

Just, uh, about the father of your baby?

Well, it's me, not Nick. Like I said, no big deal.

All right, I got to go.

I knew it. I knew it. I could feel it!

Yeah, uh, really busy. I got to go, Taylor.

Oh, Michael!

Oh, gosh, I knew

you'd blow this out of proportion.

Look, this doesn't change anything, understand?

There is nothing different.

You're still raising this child by yourself.

If you were here right now, I'd give you the biggest hug!

But I'm not. I'm at the hospital...

being called in for surgery.

As a matter of fact, emergency surgery.

Good-bye, Taylor.

Amanda?!

Hey, Kyle!

Man, thank God you're here.

Amanda's really sick.

I got her in the cabin.

Yeah, I-I tore the boat up on the rocks.

We've been marooned here.

Amanda, it's Kyle.

Can you hear me?

Kyle.

- Kyle. - I'm gonna get you out of here.

Rory...

Shh.

Don't talk.

No, you've got to...

Kyle!

Come on, Rory.

It's all right.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

Hi, sweetie!

Oh, I have nice Chianti for you,

and you do love mussels, don't you?

Oh, I've got 'em, and they are as fresh as a baby's breath.

- Oh. - Oops.

I promised myself I wasn't gonna mention our baby.

I knew you'd do this.

Really? Oh, shoot! I wanted it to be a surprise.

What was I thinking?

That you'd actually listen to me?

That you'd actually stay out of my life?

Of course you won't. You can't.

You haven't got the capabilities.

It's like asking an ape to do algebra.

Now, now, Michael.

Apes are very intelligent.

Oh. You have a hard time with change, don't you, Michael?

What? Wha-What's changed? Nothing's changed.

Do the right thing, my life is still the pits.

I don't want anything from you, Michael.

Well, nothing serious anyway.

I just...

I want some company in this...

sometimes arduous time that I'm experiencing.

And-and you... you are supposed to take care of me, right?

I mean, that is what you told the police.

Oh, well, yes, but...

You know, I believe a father should experience the beauty

of childbirth, too.

It is a time to be shared.

Michael, this baby's a piece of you.

It's your big shot at immortality.

Easy on the hard sell, okay, Taylor?

Okay.

I have another bombshell for you.

Michael?

Nuke me.

All right, I got my amnio test results back today.

It's a boy!

I'm gonna have my own little Mikey!

Oh, he's already been kicking up a storm.

Can't wait to come out and meet his daddy.

And vice versa, I'm betting.

- Oh, yeah. - Here, feel him.

Vice versa.

That's right, vice versa.

I think you should know,

Billy and I are getting a divorce.

That must be... difficult.

It takes six months.

California law.

That long? Really?

Yes, really.

Isn't there a quicker way?

I mean, I, I've heard that there is.

I knew you were gonna do this;

just start pushing.

I'm not doing anything.

Look, I have no intention

of getting married right away again, okay?

So, whether it takes six months,

or a year, or whatever...

you're just gonna have to live with it.

All I did was ask a question.

Can we just enjoy...

Psst. Hi.

♪ I guess you wonder where I've been... ♪

I was just thinking about you.

So...

Sam and I filed for divorce.

Wow.

♪ I came back to let you know... ♪

Am I losing my mind,

or is that the second day on that shirt?

Guy and I don't wear the same size.

And you don't want to go back to your place?

Not really.

Would you like me to do it for you?

- Mmm. - Pack up your things?

I don't know.

I don't mind.

I'll deliver them to Guy's first thing tomorrow.

So, they let the bartenders dance around here, or what?

Hmm, not normally.

But it just so happens that the boss is out of town.

- Mmm. - Ooh.

Oh, too bad for him. Good for us.

♪ What you won't do ♪

♪ Do for love ♪

♪ You tried everything ♪

♪ But you won't give up ♪

♪ In my world ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Make me do for love ♪

♪ What I would not do. ♪

The woman confirms your story.

That along with her toxicology report

indicate that Mr. Blake was intending to kill her.

You're free to go.

Hey.

How you feeling?

I don't know.

Divorced, married, widowed...

within a space of what, 48 hours?

I'd say confused sums it up.

No surprise there.

No.

Hey, thanks for saving my life.

- I mean it. - Yeah.

Are you ready to hear what I had to tell you at the chapel?

- Oh, Kyle. - It's gonna change everything.

You can't change things that have already happened.

But you can explain them.

You were manipulated, Amanda, both of us

- were manipulated... - I don't care.

Damn it! You're gonna listen to this.

The Christine that I knew, the real one,

she died a long time ago, okay?

The woman that came to L.A., that was an imposter.

She was hired by Nick and Taylor to ruin our marriage.

Oh, and, hey, those rascals, it worked.

But she didn't commit suicide.

Okay, you didn't force her to do anything.

She was murdered by Nick because was gonna confess

their whole scheme.

And then Nick and Taylor, they set it up to look like

a suicide to guilt-trip you.

Come on, do you need proof?

I need to be left alone.

Wait, maybe you don't understand what I'm saying...

No.

I'm sorry, but...

it doesn't matter to me who Christine was or wasn't.

But, like I've been saying,

people die when they're around us.

Rory's dead, I almost died...

I can't explain it. It's just, it's wrong.

Amanda, I'm...

I am so tired. Just...

leave me alone.

Your cab to the airport's here. He's waiting downstairs.

And the gentleman I asked about? Kyle?

Um, no one's seen him. He must have left last night.

Taylor?

Oh, I slept so well last night.

Mmm. I love it here.

I think it's the salt air.

You're gonna kick me out, aren't you?

No.

I won't shirk my responsibility to your child.

You can stay until the baby comes.

But then you'll have to leave.

And after that, I'll help support the child,

but only financially. That's it.

But a child needs nurturing.

Baby needs his father.

Look, uh...

I'm just not the parental type.

I don't have a nurturing bone in my body. Not a one.

Michael, you're being too hard on yourself.

You're gonna be a good daddy.

Do you or do you not accept my terms?

I accept them.

For the time being.

I said to take me directly to the airport.

Oh, I don't believe this.

Do you really think that

after everything we've been through that I'm just gonna

fall back into your arms?

I tried everything else.

You're a lunatic.

No, you are, if you think we're bad together.

That's just some kind of psychological babble,

and I'm not buying it anymore.

There's nothing left to feel guilty about, Amanda.

Yes, there is. I feel pretty damn bad

about the way I've been treating you.

Am I complaining?

Well, and, and there's the fact

that I haven't listened to you, that I took up with Rory,

that I was unfaithful.

Absolved, absolved, and absolved.

Next obstacle, please.

I was stupid.

So was I.

Yet another reason we are so damn perfect together.

You know,

this is the exact spot that I fell in love with you.

I couldn't leave without coming to visit.

Why visit? I'm ready to spend the rest of my life here.

Welcome home.

Can I, uh, get you a drink?

Uh, no, no thank you.

I've already had three downstairs.

I just thought I'd come up here, listen to a little jazz,

get even more depressed than I already am.

God, I hate maudlin.

Here I am being maudlin.

And now they're waiting for me back at the office.

The attorneys, the FBI boys.

I'm gonna turn myself in.

Gonna go quietly.

Quietly drunk.

I'm sorry.

Are you?

Are you as sorry as Coop was?

Well, I'm sure if Coop could've done anything, he would.

Oh!

Oh, he didn't tell you.

Of course he didn't tell you.

There's this codicil

attached to my father's will

that says if Coop and I

get married in the next year...

we get ten million bucks.

Here, let me do the math for you.

That's five million clams apiece.

That's like winning the damn lottery.

I, I don't know what to say.

Aw. Say you'll bake me a cake with a file in it.

Coop! Hey, Coop,

come here.

Join the party. I just, uh,

I just told her.

You know, she's taking it very well.

She's very stoic.

All right, Coop,

this is your last chance. Hmm?

And I, I won't even make you get on one knee.

You're pathetic.

No, you are, you rotten bastard.

It's one year, one measly, little year.

No. You know what? You think money means that much to me,

you're wrong.

What about my freedom?!

Huh?

Do you give a rat's ass about that?

I'm looking at real prison time here.

You know...

I am wasting my time here.

Besides,

I got a date with an executioner.

Well, let's get on with this, shall we?

Sorry for the formality,

but we have to handcuff you.

Not too tight, okay?

You are under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you

in a court of law.

You have the right to a lawyer

before or during any questioning.

If you cannot afford an attorney,

one will be appointed to you free of charge

before and during any questioning.

And at any time

you can decide to waive these rights

and not make any statement...

Do you understand?

Yes.