Original subtitles

GLORIA: Places!

[ laugh ]

[ shutter triggers ]

♪

MARTY: Listen up, soldiers! You've trained. You've prepared.

You've put your hopes and hearts into glory.

And today is the day we've all been waiting for,

Water Balloon Battle Day. Melman! Oh! Hey, Lala.

You sure you're up for this? You're a little tadpole!

Correction, she's a full‐grown froglet! Yeah! See!

She'll be totally fine.

Okay, if you say so.

Now, Lala, since this is your first battle,

you should know that we take this seriously.

We fight with honor, we‐‐

Ugh!

[ Ant'ney laughs ]

[ chatters ]

Oops? Ow!

[ laughs ]

Water balloon fight!

[ laugh ]

Yah!

[ Lala screams ]

[ Lala giggles ]

Uh! Ha! You missed me! Ooh!

[ laughs ]

[ everybody laughs ]

Comin' atcha, Pickles!

[ Melman gasps ]

LALA: Wee!

Lala! No!

Yay!

[ panting ]

[ everybody cheers ]

Nice moves, Gloria!

ANT'NEY: I've never seen anything like it!

Strong and graceful! Lala, are you okay?

Don't worry about me, I know how to get around!

Lala, you don't have to pretend that it's okay.

I messed up and I'll never let anything like that happen to you again.

MARTY: Then you better duck!

[ Marty laughs ]

Ugh!

Nice shot, Pickles!

♪ Ba‐caw ♪

♪ It's a wild, wild world ♪

♪ And it's calling our name ♪

♪ It's a jungle out there ♪

♪ So let's get on our way ♪

♪ To have fun through the tunnel ♪

♪ See the big, big city ♪

♪ Everybody get ready ♪

♪ Get ready! ♪

♪ Time to go a little wild ♪

♪ We could go a million miles ♪

♪ Can I get a "Hey, oh!" ♪

♪ Can I get a "Let's go!" ♪

♪ On a journey ♪

♪ All smiles ♪

♪ Time to go a little wild! ♪♪

So there we were, walking through Fancy Fifths,

when suddenly we see an escalator!

What did you do?

First, we rode the escalators up!

♪

[ giggles ]

Then we rode the escalators down!

♪

[ giggles ]

And then, we rode them up! And then‐‐

Down?

Nope! Then we went to the bathroom, flush.

MELMAN: Don't forget to wash! Wash, wash, wash.

And then, we headed to Coney Island! Where we had a run‐in with a goose!

I said a goose!

Huh... Ant'ney, Ant'ney, it's your cue.

Huh! 'Tis I! The goose! And, and...

Ah, oh, no. I forgot my lines.

"Honk, honk." Honk! What was that second part again?

You know what, let's just wrap up the show there.

And that was the story of our big day in the city!

[ everybody applauds ]

Oh, I just love hearing about your big city adventures!

If you love hearing about it, just wait 'til you see it for yourself.

Uh! I'd love to! Could I go into the city with you?

Of course! Let's do it!

Yeah!

I don't think that's such a good idea. But why?

Uh, Lala, will you excuse us for a moment?

Guys, I'm a little concerned a tiny water animal like Lala

won't be able to keep up with us on a big city adventure.

Are you sure? She seems to get around just fine.

Remember what happened during the water balloon fight?

She can't play the same way we can. As her only water friend,

I have to make sure we keep her out of danger!

But, Gloria. C'mon!

Hey, gang! What're we whisperin' about? Yeah! What're we whispering about?

Lala! How'd you get here? I always find a way to get around!

[ grunts ]

So, what's the plan? Do I get to go on a big city adventure or what?

[ sighs ]

Okay. Yay, my dream!

As long as we're extra careful. Still my dream!

Lala, just wait'll you see how many trucks there are in the city!

Wait'll see you how many of everything there is in the city.

Tomorrow morning, first thing, to the tunnels we go!

Uh! Oh, I can't wait till tomorrow!

[ chuckles ]

Yeah, me neither.

[ chattering ]

Rise and shine! Finally, tomorrow is here!

Just wait, Lala, you're gonna see the whole city!

Maybe not the whole city.

What? That's a lot of city.

[ Dave chatters ]

What's going on over here?

The tunnel door won't open. It got jammed somehow!

[ chatters ]

But what about our adventure?

I wanted to show Lala how to a ride on a real live firetruck!

Aw‐ha, shucks! Guess we'll have a death‐defying adventure in the city

some other time.

Hang on. Let's take a closer look at the door.

Maybe we can fix it. It's worth a try.

Yeah, as much as I love acting out our city adventures for Lala,

the whole bit's getting kinda stale.

Sometimes, big problems have simple solutions.

Okay, if you say so.

Huh!

Let me get a closer look.

♪ Sometimes big problems Have little solutions ♪

♪ You gotta get close to see ♪

♪ But if you're patient and take a look ♪

♪ You'll find the answer to everything ♪♪

Bagel crumbs?

Oh! Sorry, did I make a mess? Crumbsy me! Get it?

[ chatters ]

Eh, it'll be hilarious when you're older!

[ chatters ]

[ chatters ]

Woohoo! You fixed it, Lala!

Free admission to the tunnels today, as a thank you to Lala for the help!

Thank you! Thank you so much!

Okay. One big city adventure coming up.

[ cheering ]

♪ Aomoa, aomoa, aomoa ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Let's go find a little adventure ♪

Careful. Careful.

♪ Let's make it a day to remember ♪

Careful. Ugh!

♪ Let's find something new We can explore ♪

♪ Ooh, explore ♪

♪ Let's go find a little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it a day to remember ♪

♪ Let's charge through every open door ♪

♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪

[ Lala screams and laughs ]

MELMAN: Woohoo!

[ Gloria screams ]

LALA: Wee! Not again!

[ grunts ]

LALA: Whoo!

[ mumbling ]

That. Was. So. Fun!

Uh! That's one way to put it!

Ya know, Lala, why don't we find a safer way for you to travel.

Uh! Do we have to?

Okay, Silver Stretchers! Let's move into your next stretch.

♪

Aha!

And into lazy llama. Ah, I don't bend that way.

Huh?

Millie, did you see that?

Yeah, but you better hope the instructor didn't.

Your pose needs work.

Tada! Here we go!

Now Lala can enjoy an exciting day in the city

from the comfort, and security of a water bottle.

You all know that safety is my jam, but is that really necessary?

Yeah, it might be hard to hear you from all the way in there!

No, no, no, trust me. This will be perfect!

Perfectly safe, that is. You're gonna love it, Lala.

♪

Okay, I guess, if you say so! There ya go, Lala! Nice and safe!

It's a little cramped in here! That's right, Lala, my thoughts exactly!

Now, who's ready for a big city adventure?

Uh! Oh, me, me!

Yes!

♪ An adventure ♪

♪ So exciting ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I'll remember it forever ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Hold on tight ♪

♪ Cuz we're about to jet ♪

♪ We don't know what's coming That's half the fun ♪

♪ So ready set go Let's hit the road! ♪

♪ Yeah Fun just around the bend ♪

♪ Don't know what it is or how it ends ♪

♪ But it's all good Cuz you're with your friends ♪

♪ And everybody's open for anything! ♪

♪ So buckle up Yeah! ♪

♪ It's gonna be a wild ride A wild ride! ♪

♪ Let's kick it into overdrive Uh! Uh‐huh! ♪

♪ So hold on tight And don't let go‐oh‐oh‐oh ♪

♪ Go! Oh‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh ♪

♪ Go! Oh‐oh! ♪

♪ You can be scared You can be brave ♪

♪ If we got each other We'll be safe ♪

♪ Go on buckle up now And let's go! ♪

♪ Everybody got a smile on their face ♪

♪ Ready for the memories we'll make ♪

♪ Go on buckle up now And let's go! ♪

♪ Yeah! Fun just around the bend ♪

♪ Don't know what it is or how it ends ♪

♪ But it's all good Cuz you're with your friends ♪

♪ And everybody's open for anything! ♪

♪ So buckle up Buckle up! ♪

♪ It's gonna be a wild ride A wild ride! ♪

♪ Let's kick it into overdrive Rom‐rom! ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ And don't let go‐oh‐oh‐oh Yeah! Don't let go! ♪

♪ Oh‐oh‐oh‐oh Don't let go! ♪♪

[ drivers honking ]

[ Gloria panting ]

Thanks, Gloria! That packaging wasn't very comfortable.

You're right, Lala!

There wasn't nearly enough bubble on that wrap!

Actually‐‐ But don't worry.

Our next activity is gonna be all about...

Rollercoasters? Hot‐air balloons?

Magic tricks? Motorcycles?

Sitting!

[ crowd cheering ]

This is my favorite kind of sitting.

MARTY: Yeah! Homerun! ALEX: Woohoo!

UMPIRE: Safe! Yeah!

Wow, I can't believe I'm at my first baseball game!

Go, team! What was that, Lala?

I said "go, team"! Oh, yes, that's what I thought.

Gloria, it's the T‐shirt cannon lady! Your favorite part!

Uh! Ooh!

Man! That T‐shirt lady does not mess around.

Yeah! Did you see how close it came to knocking Lala out of her bottle?

Really? I didn't think it was‐‐

Uh! Dangerous.

[ crowd cheers ]

[ cheer ]

Uh! What's going on? Can someone describe it?

C'mon, Gloria.

Don't you think you're being a little too cautious with Lala?

She seems to know how to take care of herself.

Yeah, Gloria. It's a baseball game. What could go wrong?

Please?

Uh! Fine. Woohoo!

Here's a better view for you, Lala. But be careful!

LALA: Alright! That's more like it!

Whoo! Ah!

Oh, no! See! This is what happens when we're not looking out for her!

[ laughs ]

Get yer popcorn! Peanuts! And, uh, a water bottle?

Looks like it's infused with some kinda weird green vegetable.

Ooh, I'll take a weird water! Uh!

♪ Might be on different teams ♪

♪ But we still love the game ♪

♪ Whether we win or lose ♪

♪ We'll always wanna play ♪

♪ Doesn't matter if your team wins or ♪

♪ My team takes yours for a spin cause ♪

♪ We're here together today ♪

♪ And that's the only thing That matters, so say ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go Let's go, team ♪

♪ Best fans forever You and me, yeah ♪

♪ If your team wins I'll be happy for you ♪

♪ Whether we win or lose ♪

♪ We'll be there singing Let's go! ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go Let's go, team ♪

♪ Best fans forever You and me, yeah ♪

♪ If your team wins I'll be happy for you ♪

♪ Whether we win or lose ♪

♪ We'll be there singing Let's go, team ♪♪

Lala!

[ gasps ]

That was epic!

GLORIA: Lala!

I can't believe you made it on the big screen!

You're famous, Lala!

And I didn't know you could play the organ!

I'm a little concerned we violated ballpark food handling rules.

Other than that, it was awesome!

I don't think you all understand! That wasn't fun! It was scary!

It wasn't scary for me!

I told you, Gloria, I'm good at getting around.

You were really lucky, Lala.

No, I'm really capable.

Lala, it's your first day out in the big world.

I know you think you can handle a wild ride.

But you're a tiny water animal.

I promised I wouldn't let you get hurt, and I'm standing by my promise!

I guess it was a little wild. But I think I can‐‐

We've had enough fun for one day. Time to head back to the habitat.

Ugh! We were just getting started.

I'm sorry. But it's what's best for Lala.

♪

[ sighs ]

If you say so.

C'mon, guys!

The closest tunnel entrance is over here, near the river.

The entrance is blocked! I wonder what's going on.

Let's find out.

A team of divers has arrived here, at the Hudson River,

where a shark appears to be stuck in a net.

A rescue mission is underway,

and New Yorkers are hoping these expert divers

are the heroes this shark needs to help set him free.

Ooh! A live rescue. Looks like it'll take a while.

MARTY: Hmm...

Uh! The poor shark!

Let's head to the river to get a closer look.

Gloria!

He needs help, and fast! Good thing the divers are on their way.

At that rate, they'll get there next year.

Is there's anything we could do to help? I can help!

What was that, Lala? I was saying, I can help!

Aw, that's very sweet of you, Lala. But don't worry, we've already got a plan.

[ sighs ]

[ grunts ]

Okay, guys, what's our plan?

[ Gloria gasps ]

Lala, stop! You're too little!

Then I might just have a little solution!

♪

[ gasp ]

Lala! No!

♪

Wow! Cool!

The big city's got nothin' on the big city river!

[ laughs ]

Hello, new friends!

♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪

Don't have time to stop and chat. Someone needs saving.

♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪♪

[ Oggie grunting ]

Don't worry, Mr. Shark. I'm on my way!

[ panting ]

What are we gonna do! Lala's down there! In the water!

Correct me if I'm wrong,

but isn't the water literally where Lala belongs?

Not with a shark, Marty! I'm gonna dive in.

You guys create a diversion, so no one notices.

Hmm...

Huh? Huh?

If ever there was a time to get caught in the city,

it's now! Melman, reveal yourself!

[ gasp ]

Mom! There's a giraffe in the city!

What do I do now? Smile and wave.

[ chuckle ]

Oh! An escaped giraffe.

Get him! Okay!

And run!

[ panting ]

CAMERAMAN: Where did he go?

♪

[ grunting ]

Oh, Oggie. You really did it this time, buddy.

What a mess you got yourself into, old boy!

Uh! Maybe if I just thrash harder!

Wait! Mr. Shark! Stop!

Hello? Yoo‐hoo! Mr. Shark!

I'm Lala! I'm here to help you!

Oh! Oh! Hello, little froglet. Name's Oggie.

Not sure if you noticed, but I got myself stuck in a net.

So if you don't mind, I'd like you to get out of the way,

so I can get back to my manic thrashing!

Wait! Oggie, uh!

[ Oggie grunting ]

If you'd just calm down, and let me help you.

Sorry! I'm a bit busy at the moment!

Lala!

[ grunting ]

Lala!

What are you doing down here?

Trying to save Oggie! What are you doing down here?

Trying to save you!

I appreciate that you care, but I don't need saving.

I can handle this!

[ screams ]

[ Oggie screams ]

[ screams ]

[ scream ]

[ scream ]

Gloria! Oggie! Take a breath and listen to me!

[ Oggie gasps ]

That was oddly calming.

Good! Now, listen. Wait! Just one more.

[ screams ]

Now I'm good. There's nothing to be afraid of.

And getting worked‐up will only make it worse!

I suppose we may have overreacted just a smidge.

Speak for yourself!

Okay, fine. Half a smidge. Ya think? Now, look.

I know we can find a way to help you, Oggie.

Let's take a look.

♪ Sometimes big problems Have little solutions ♪

♪ You gotta get close to see ♪

♪ But if you're patient And take a look ♪

♪ You'll find a hook! ♪♪

Uh!

Hold still, Oggie! All we gotta do is undo this hook.

And then what? More thrashing?

Uh! Nope! But another deep breath wouldn't hurt.

We'll get you out of this, I promise.

Gloria, you pull the net away while I coach Oggie.

Please?

Are you sure about this? I've gotten us this far, haven't I?

Yeah, you have. Okay, pulling the net! On it!

Now, Oggie. Move your fin to the left.

No, your other left!

[ giggles ]

[ grunts ]

Yes! That's it! And now to the right.

[ grunts ]

[ gasps ]

I'm free!

I'm free, I'm free, I'm free!

♪ He's free! ♪♪

Oh, I cannot thank you enough for the help, little froglet. And you...

normal‐sized hippo.

Our pleasure!

I never meant to swim this far upriver,

but I admit, I'm not so great with directions.

That's okay! Sometimes life takes you on a wild ride.

But if you trust yourself, and your friends,

you can always find your way.

Clever little pal ya got there! Uh! She is, isn't she?

Okay! Thanks again! Oggie is free! He‐he‐he!

No net for me! I am free!

And the divers are almost ready.

Hey, look! The shark got free!

[ crowd cheering ]

There ya have it, folks.

The shark didn't need humans' help after all.

Nature takes care of her own.

It's like I always say, Mary Sue: "Sometimes, ya gotta be your own hero."

That, and: "Always order extra sauce when getting takeout,

'cause it doesn't just come that way."

True wisdom, Todd.

Well, I know who the real hero is.

Lala, can you sign my pawtograph book when we get back?

Well done on a mission accomplished!

I can't believe you had the guts to take on a scary shark!

Aw, he wasn't scary.

He was just scared. We all get scared sometimes.

I'm sorry I underestimated you, Lala.

I should have trusted you to know your own limits.

Thanks, Gloria.

Now, should I hop back in the water bottle,

so you can take me back to the habitat?

Sure!

♪

Actually, ya know what? Let's skip the bottle.

[ gasps ]

[ grunts ]

I think you and I should take a shortcut. Though it won't be short on adventure.

You up for it? Am I?

Then, let the adventures continue! See ya back at the habitat!

See you there! Bye!

♪ An adventure ♪

♪ So exciting ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I'll remember it forever ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ So buckle up Yeah! ♪

♪ It's gonna be a wild ride A wild ride! ♪

♪ Let's kick it into overdrive Uh! Uh‐huh! ♪

♪ So hold on tight And don't let go‐oh‐oh‐oh ♪

♪ Go! Oh‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh ♪

♪ Go! Oh‐oh! ♪♪

And then, we stopped for seaweed with a bunch of real pearls,

literally, they were oysters. And then we swim past a few more sharks.

What did you do? The shark dance, obviously.

After that, it was pretty tame,

climbed to the top of the Statue of Liberty,

did a food crawl in Brooklyn and joined a kick‐line in Broadway.

Wow. Sounds like quite a day.

It was the best day of my life!

Thanks, Gloria.

You think today was cool? Just wait till you see tomorrow!

Uh! Tomorrow! What's the plan for tomorrow?

Gloria?

[ snoring ]

Guess even the best days have to end sometime.

Goodnight, Gloria, until tomorrow!

♪

♪ Aomoa, aomoa, aomoa ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Let's go find a little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it a day to remember ♪

♪ Let's find something new We can explore ♪

♪ Ooh, explore ♪

♪ Let's go find a little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it a day to remember ♪

♪ Let's charge through every open door ♪

♪ Aomoa, aomoa, aomoa ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Aomoa, aomoa ♪

♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪