All language subtitles for L.A. Heat S01E06 Cop Star

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal) Download
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:02,960 hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,279 to the third annual great los angeles 3 00:00:05,279 --> 00:00:06,480 police 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:07,830 picnic 5 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:10,939 [Music] 6 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,280 hey august where's mcdonald i don't know 7 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,640 it's not my day to watch him he ought to 8 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,720 be on his way 9 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,160 look all i know is you told me the car 10 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,080 be ready to have fun 11 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,119 what tomorrow just need an oil change 12 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:27,760 how long can that take 13 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,679 yeah i'm mad if you saw when i was 14 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:30,960 driving you'd be mad too i had to borrow 15 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,840 some undercover car from the motor pool 16 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,580 okay let's play them all 17 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,800 [Applause] 18 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:42,840 got a butt kicking coming 19 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,840 in 20 00:00:46,559 --> 00:00:48,399 riding a white dirt bike and wearing a 21 00:00:48,399 --> 00:00:59,840 red plaid shirt 22 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:04,450 [Applause] 23 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,960 oh 24 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,410 [Applause] 25 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:15,610 [Music] 26 00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:18,769 [Applause] 27 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:24,090 [Music] 28 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,080 hey 29 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,269 [Applause] 30 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,640 [Music] 31 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,600 [Applause] 32 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,070 bring me home baby bring me home 33 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:46,940 [Applause] 34 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:53,860 i suspect 35 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:58,360 [Music] 36 00:02:03,610 --> 00:02:06,840 [Music] 37 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,840 right 38 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:34,239 [Music] 39 00:02:34,239 --> 00:02:36,850 are you okay mcdonald's fine 40 00:02:36,850 --> 00:02:38,080 [Music] 41 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,840 ow you mean i'm out you're out 42 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,360 we got a car in the middle of the field 43 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,040 here man you're out of here 44 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,400 there should be some kind of automatic 45 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,000 timeout or something you're still here 46 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,560 come on 47 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,080 out of here we got a car sitting right 48 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,440 here in the middle of the field come on 49 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,480 i'm out 50 00:02:52,480 --> 00:03:05,840 here out this 51 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:43,729 [Music] 52 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,900 so 53 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:58,539 [Music] 54 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,640 as you all know we had a string of uh 55 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,680 211s this week all using the same mo 56 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,879 three guys between five seven six feet 57 00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:13,360 tall 58 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,880 black wearing jeans pendleton shirts 59 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,399 they go into a convenience store a 60 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:20,079 liquor mart they take out the 61 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:21,440 surveillance cameras 62 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,680 they shoot the clerk and then they blow 63 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,680 the safe using a grenade these are real 64 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,520 amateurs but they're dangerous 65 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,320 so i want the last incident to be just 66 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,360 that 67 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:35,040 the last incident as of this morning 68 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,680 we think the suspects are gang bangers 69 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,680 members of the frogtown brims 70 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,280 i'm going to double up shifts until 71 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,360 these guys are caught 72 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,680 porter lozinski ishem rodriguez 73 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,919 go down shake up frogtown let me know 74 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:51,759 what's going on down there 75 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,800 next streets of l.a 76 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,040 this is a half-hour reality-based tv 77 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,720 program they're going to follow a couple 78 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,560 of detectives around 79 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,320 and i need some volunteers 80 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,759 yeah right you got to be some kind of 81 00:05:07,759 --> 00:05:10,479 fool to volunteer for that sort of stuff 82 00:05:10,479 --> 00:05:13,039 captain captain august and i'll do it 83 00:05:13,039 --> 00:05:13,840 mcdonald 84 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:17,360 good man you and brooks show him a good 85 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,000 time 86 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,400 and uh you two none of this hero crap 87 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,080 you follow the procedures by the book 88 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,680 and to the letter you understand 89 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,520 don't worry captain i'll cross the t's 90 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:39,840 personally good i'll see too 91 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,840 box this is gonna be fun for you maybe 92 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,880 not for me 93 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,479 you got to learn to be more sensitive to 94 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,600 your partner's needs i mean i wasn't no 95 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,919 you should have asked me first give my 96 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,600 regards to hollywood boys 97 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,039 uh just make sure they get your good 98 00:05:55,039 --> 00:05:57,759 side see see what i mean 99 00:05:57,759 --> 00:05:59,280 we are never gonna hear the end of this 100 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,680 oh hey guys maybe we should get some 101 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,680 pretty little earrings too 102 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,000 ignore him august i've never been on 103 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,800 television before 104 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,240 i remember i came close once candid 105 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,360 camera tried to convince me i was 106 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,720 breaking into my own car 107 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,400 i flipped my bad zone the whole gag fell 108 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,240 apart i never made it on television hey 109 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,280 hey 110 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,759 am i talking to a brick here your ego 111 00:06:17,759 --> 00:06:19,440 has obviously blinded your ass as to 112 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,720 what i'm saying 113 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,199 i know what you're saying you do yeah 114 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:24,160 you're camera shy 115 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,080 i can understand that it used to be like 116 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,160 that myself 117 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,199 i am not camera shack it's just said i 118 00:06:31,199 --> 00:06:32,319 am not interested 119 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:34,160 in lugging a couple of guys around with 120 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,400 me all day man our job is dangerous 121 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,120 enough as it is 122 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,680 hey captain oh you're donald brooks this 123 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,199 is chuck lauren producer of the streets 124 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:43,759 of l.a 125 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:46,800 hey hey guys how you doing the captain 126 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,199 here 127 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,280 says you two are the best men he's got 128 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,479 now i have a real 129 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:52,800 good feeling about this show and my 130 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,360 astrological chart backs me up too 131 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:59,360 oh my camera man uh bunch piercings guys 132 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,759 how's it going man this this is gonna be 133 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:02,560 a blast 134 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,080 yeah you know i think so too thanks 135 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,120 captain no problem 136 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,440 oh there's something wrong no captain 137 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,000 nothing is wrong 138 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,759 he's just camera shy huh 139 00:07:15,759 --> 00:07:18,880 well they're all yours oh and uh 140 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,560 don't put him into any jeopardizing 141 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,199 situations 142 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,639 what's the jeopardizing situation oh 143 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:27,840 nothing he just doesn't want you guys to 144 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,039 get shot 145 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:33,280 oh cool he's new man i did a showdown in 146 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,400 miami whew 147 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,080 you should see the gunfights they got 148 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,599 down there and the ladies 149 00:07:37,599 --> 00:07:41,280 id hey yo man they got lookers i mean 150 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,599 not like the women you got here but a 151 00:07:43,599 --> 00:07:45,039 hell of a lot more friendly if you know 152 00:07:45,039 --> 00:07:47,039 what i'm saying 153 00:07:47,039 --> 00:07:50,000 huh well great let's get started all 154 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,039 right 155 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:53,199 now listen i want the real stuck i'm 156 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:55,440 going for reality the grit 157 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,759 the adrenaline just straightforward cop 158 00:07:57,759 --> 00:07:59,759 jam okay 159 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:03,599 i wonder how many sick days i've got 160 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:10,699 [Music] 161 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,479 left 162 00:08:12,479 --> 00:08:14,800 and all units in the vicinity respond to 163 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,680 a 211a 164 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,800 in progress code three walks market 418 165 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,240 lamida avenue hollywood 166 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,680 let's take it august this is 13 167 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,240 responding 168 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,960 211a that's a a robbery right arm 169 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,880 robbery in progress 170 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,240 when you're working robbery homicide 171 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,519 anything's possible look if it gets 172 00:08:35,519 --> 00:08:36,880 rough you guys will have to bail out all 173 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:37,519 right 174 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:39,360 yeah no problem chase now which is your 175 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,799 best side 176 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,640 on that side yeah you know for profiles 177 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,880 man 178 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,000 let me see the other one 179 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,220 oh yeah look out 180 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:55,029 [Applause] 181 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,640 would you mind keeping your eyes on the 182 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,480 road sorry okay 183 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,040 now give me one of those real intense 184 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:01,680 looks 185 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,200 i need some coverage for when we get to 186 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,959 the robbery scene all right show me you 187 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:05,279 mean 188 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:07,920 business all right like this you got 189 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,040 that yeah that's cool 190 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:23,839 perfect perfect 191 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:36,480 oh man they locked us in that's the 192 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,160 police drop your weapons 193 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,279 stop my shoot you already did shoot 194 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:44,880 let's shoot again better make it good 195 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,880 you only got four rounds left 196 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:51,839 i still know that 197 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:57,040 these might be the liquor store guys i 198 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,839 only count two 199 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:05,839 okay on three all right 200 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,720 i hate it when you do that then what 201 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,800 is one and two not in your vocabulary 202 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,800 the only inside 203 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,920 there's only one way out of here 204 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,839 you know that ammo we were talking about 205 00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:33,839 they got some that's right 206 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:52,749 [Music] 207 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,399 god get up you know what part of drop 208 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:04,079 your weapons didn't you understand huh 209 00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:06,079 excellent dialogue chase excellent oh 210 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:07,120 yeah you like that 211 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,839 excuse me why don't i just arrest the 212 00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:11,760 suspects honey you got things to do 213 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:15,839 oh thanks partner here you go 214 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,959 come on get out of here 215 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:23,040 august call an ambulance dude right 216 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:26,000 come on great human interest chase just 217 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,200 great are you okay 218 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,839 okay all right 219 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:34,959 everybody get back get back my man 220 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,959 i'm blowing this joint all right take it 221 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,000 back take it easy 222 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,399 yo man get the camera out of my face i'm 223 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:41,600 just doing my job man 224 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,600 well it's a stupid job all right get it 225 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,320 out of my face 226 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,880 what do you it's not a stupid job man 227 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,680 it's an important 228 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,270 let me out of job 229 00:11:57,270 --> 00:12:00,799 [Music] 230 00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:20,470 [Applause] 231 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,079 brilliant i love you chase mcdonald 232 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,279 you're gonna be a star that's it 233 00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:34,160 cop star you're gonna be a cop star 234 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:38,980 cop star i kind of like that 235 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:45,009 [Music] 236 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,920 no no no no no i'm telling you this guy 237 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,800 is hot 238 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,720 i think we really got something here no 239 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,079 we're gonna stick with them for the rest 240 00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:52,560 of the day 241 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,160 what i want you to do is get a runner up 242 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,680 here if we work fast 243 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,360 we can get a teaser ready for the six 244 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,240 o'clock spot 245 00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:02,079 thanks for helping my uncle mister can i 246 00:13:02,079 --> 00:13:04,320 have your autograph autograph 247 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,959 yeah sure kid what's your name bobby let 248 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:07,839 me make it to kim 249 00:13:07,839 --> 00:13:10,160 who's kim my girlfriend aren't you a 250 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,200 little bit younger you having a 251 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,600 girlfriend 252 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,440 to kim chase 253 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,639 mcdonald there you go 254 00:13:20,639 --> 00:13:24,480 thanks cool thanks chase 255 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,600 see that august cute little kid i think 256 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,519 he kind of looks at me like his hero 257 00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:30,720 think he'll remember this moment when 258 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,279 he's my age 259 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,320 i doubt it but if i didn't know better 260 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,000 i'd say you weren't having a good time 261 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,800 really what makes you think that i'm 262 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,560 just sensitive those sort of things 263 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,920 i don't know i thought we were supposed 264 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,000 to be doing police work here 265 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,760 you know to protect and serve like it 266 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,760 says on the side of the car 267 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,240 we are doing that august chase this 268 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,079 stuff looks so unbelievable you're not 269 00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:55,040 even going to believe it 270 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,880 oh yeah the stuff that we got the 271 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,920 coverage we got you where do you see 272 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,959 this where do you see this this is 273 00:13:58,959 --> 00:13:59,760 nothing man 274 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,279 this happens all day long come on let's 275 00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:03,600 go 276 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,199 i don't remember any of this from the 277 00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:17,839 police manual 278 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:26,659 [Music] 279 00:14:28,839 --> 00:14:31,839 leroy 280 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,410 see our shipments come in 281 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:41,440 [Music] 282 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,720 how are you my precious lady 283 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,399 what do you have for daddy 284 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:52,480 [Music] 285 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,880 who'd ever think about looking inside a 286 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,079 rock a geologist 287 00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:13,839 nobody that's who 288 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,880 my friends in india haven't disappointed 289 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,199 me yet 290 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:26,079 unload all of it yeah balls 291 00:15:26,079 --> 00:15:29,199 you going leroy huh oh 292 00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:31,600 um i got to go home i've been up all 293 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,519 night i'm tired 294 00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:35,680 see you in the morning yeah i'll see you 295 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:41,839 guys in the morning 296 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:50,350 [Music] 297 00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:03,759 [Music] 298 00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:06,880 there's something up with him 299 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,160 make sure he's staying straight last 300 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,360 thing i need right now is for some 301 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:22,320 crackhead to blow this deal 302 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,579 [Music] 303 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,839 all right 304 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,320 mr sinclair finds out i stole this man 305 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,680 he's gonna kill me 306 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,000 relax home somebody gonna know nothing 307 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,880 like you said 308 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,880 there's so much dope in his place he'd 309 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,639 never know we took a 310 00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:54,639 taste well we best to make sure that 311 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,320 quality is under control 312 00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:05,839 he line me up man hold up hold up 313 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:12,558 it's monk he's got one of the eggs 314 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:19,839 right 315 00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,480 this is one william 13 in pursuit of a 316 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,880 211 suspect on foot heading east on 317 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,520 santa fe 318 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:33,520 suspect is a male caucasian 319 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,010 get out of the way 320 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:37,840 [Applause] 321 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,080 reporter and cameraman run over by angry 322 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,840 top details and drew some clips at 323 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,840 eleven 324 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:58,670 [Applause] 325 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,490 [Music] 326 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,350 [Applause] 327 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:11,770 [Music] 328 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,840 huh 329 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:24,609 [Music] 330 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,440 good job shoot that 331 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,880 through playing cops and robbers hmm uh 332 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,320 by the way i took the liberty of 333 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,679 arresting the suspect 334 00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:39,600 reading his rights you know cop stuff 335 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,360 yeah we can cut that in later 336 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,919 chase i need to get a close-up of you 337 00:18:43,919 --> 00:18:46,000 can't wait guys 338 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,760 good job partner thanks no no no no no 339 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,200 don't be concerned with me i mean you 340 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,480 got your public to worry about 341 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,160 come on turn the other way for the 342 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,960 camera good okay come on 343 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,559 absolutely great you got cut 344 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,039 that was fantastic i'm telling you you 345 00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:06,160 could be somebody 346 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,360 oh yeah like who like uh cagney burt 347 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,120 reynolds clint eastwood 348 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,760 clint eastwood you really think so 349 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,799 definitely 350 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:25,840 hear that august clint eastwood 351 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,040 man this is the best flick i've ever had 352 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,320 [Music] 353 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,960 hi boys 354 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,200 what are you doing here why'd you 355 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,720 killing man ain't no [ __ ] here man 356 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,000 you talking about the dope man i got 357 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,919 this dope from my homeboy man i mean 358 00:19:43,919 --> 00:19:46,960 his lady gave me the bread to buy it 359 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,400 your lady loaded that that she is 360 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,559 yeah you want some okay well no well 361 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,160 listen man i'll go down there and talk 362 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,600 to sinclair and straighten all this out 363 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,880 man i mean you know i don't want to lose 364 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,000 my java use 365 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:07,840 it's too late you're fine 366 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:13,630 [Music] 367 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:31,030 [Music] 368 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,720 ld 4 1 william 13 respond to a 187 369 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,760 643 maynard street 370 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,600 this is 1w13 responding 187 that's a 371 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,720 homicide sounds 372 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,760 hot hey somebody died there's nothing 373 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:49,120 hot about it hey you know you don't like 374 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:49,840 me do you 375 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,360 on the hit parade scale i'd say that 376 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,840 statement ranks about a 10. 377 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,120 oh come on august they're not doing 378 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,960 anything they've obstructed police work 379 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,480 they've been in your face all day 380 00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,840 and they'll probably make us both look 381 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,120 like idiots like the media normally does 382 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,720 you know you sound a little bit bitter 383 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,480 yeah no doubt 384 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,559 you know we're not here to rack you guys 385 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,000 we're here to glorify the police 386 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,840 department and maybe just maybe 387 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,520 get you a little respect so how about 388 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,520 showing us some respect too huh 389 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:31,840 okey dokey one respect special coming up 390 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,840 mcdonald's 391 00:21:47,919 --> 00:21:49,600 yeah right i'll take command of the 392 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,240 crime scene 393 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,039 well if it isn't cop star and his 394 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,960 entourage 395 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,400 you see in all this time i thought you 396 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,840 just looked funny what do you got 397 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,880 richardson 398 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,080 three stiffs leroy jackson june bug 399 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:06,559 taylor 400 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,960 and bones mcgee all shot to death looks 401 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,880 like narcotics residue on the table and 402 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,760 floor 403 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,039 looks like there was quite a struggle 404 00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:15,200 too 405 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,480 excuse me chuck right yeah 406 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,080 chuck there are three rules to a crime 407 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,799 scene number one you writing this down 408 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,600 sure yeah number one don't touch 409 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,720 anything 410 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,600 number two don't touch anything number 411 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,400 three 412 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,760 don't touch anything okay i got it 413 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,960 sorry and uh 414 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:41,360 we found this 415 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,480 that's one hell of an egg 416 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,320 if my eastern studies served me 417 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,159 correctly i would say that was a 418 00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:52,159 lingam if my eastern studies served me 419 00:22:52,159 --> 00:22:53,280 correctly 420 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,080 it's a lingam what the hell is that 421 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,000 tantric lingam from india the body is 422 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,600 the male and the markings of the female 423 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,080 it's a 424 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,039 fertility symbol really maybe you and 425 00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:03,919 kendra should try it 426 00:23:03,919 --> 00:23:05,679 hey you don't have to publicize my sex 427 00:23:05,679 --> 00:23:07,760 life okay 428 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,840 might not be a bad idea though officer 429 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,919 jones yes 430 00:23:11,919 --> 00:23:23,840 make sure this gets logged okay 431 00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:31,280 [Music] 432 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,600 well it may seem to you in a situation 433 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,760 like this that 434 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,919 i have absolutely no idea what to do but 435 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,480 as a detective i'm trained to see things 436 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,880 that the average person like yourself 437 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,080 might miss okay great thanks babe come 438 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:48,400 on 439 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,840 cutaways i need cutaways 440 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,600 you know we could leave now and they 441 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,520 would never know it 442 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,640 why would you want to do something like 443 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,799 that 444 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,840 can i help you 445 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,149 [Music] 446 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:19,840 are you all right 447 00:24:19,919 --> 00:24:20,530 take care of her 448 00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:27,440 [Music] 449 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:33,840 sorry guys 450 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:43,090 [Music] 451 00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:43,520 [Applause] 452 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:50,940 [Music] 453 00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:58,160 [Music] 454 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,500 oh 455 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:05,200 [Music] 456 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,099 [Music] 457 00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:16,390 [Applause] 458 00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:25,240 [Music] 459 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,570 uh 460 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,430 [Applause] 461 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,320 are you okay 462 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,520 no blood that's a good sign well i'm 463 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,960 glad you're okay because the suspect got 464 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:05,600 away 465 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,279 well i almost had him until you showed 466 00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:09,279 up i almost turned you in the roadkill 467 00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:10,080 pal 468 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,240 you almost had him i almost had him all 469 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,840 right until you decided to become evil 470 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,799 knievel 471 00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:17,120 look what you did to our car captain's 472 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,640 not gonna like this at all 473 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,960 what i did to the car august look at 474 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,919 that car 475 00:26:21,919 --> 00:26:23,600 when we fill out the police report who's 476 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,960 going down as the driver huh you ever 477 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,360 think about that 478 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:31,440 where's chuck um 479 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:39,840 here i decided to sit this one out 480 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,159 so where did you get the egg in the 481 00:26:44,159 --> 00:26:46,640 books from the anthropology department 482 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,279 at ucla 483 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,159 it's unhealthy looking right it's a 484 00:26:52,159 --> 00:26:53,600 lingam captain 485 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,880 it's like the one that was stolen from 486 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,840 the crime scene doing some research 487 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,960 you know it would have been nice if we 488 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,080 could have gotten a better look at that 489 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,120 damn thing 490 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,360 think this guy's our shooter i don't 491 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,039 know captain 492 00:27:05,039 --> 00:27:07,039 one thing's for sure though the guy was 493 00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:09,200 a pro 494 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,400 by the way you are totally my entire 495 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,480 fleet i'm running out of cars here 496 00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:20,080 hey guys captain you get it 497 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,520 here to do our civic duty great here 498 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,039 present for you and kendra let's go take 499 00:27:25,039 --> 00:27:35,840 a look at this huh 500 00:27:37,679 --> 00:27:40,159 that's good that's good see that captain 501 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,279 what they're doing is they're hollowing 502 00:27:41,279 --> 00:27:42,640 out the inside of these lingams 503 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,600 that's where they're stashed in the 504 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,760 cocaine i don't found traces of cocaine 505 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,120 on the table and on the floor 506 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,240 98 pure we need to find out more about 507 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,080 these lingams lucy might help us find 508 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,520 where they're coming from 509 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,159 oh oh oh oh the six o'clock teaser is on 510 00:27:56,159 --> 00:27:58,240 can you get regular tv on this thing 511 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,159 sure it's channel nine all right 512 00:28:02,159 --> 00:28:04,240 tune in tomorrow for another exciting 513 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,640 episode of streets of l.a 514 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,919 this week we'll ride along with 515 00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:10,240 detectives chase mcdonald and august 516 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,240 brooks as they search for a killer that 517 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,480 murdered three men in this house 518 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:19,120 and left behind an unusual object 519 00:28:25,919 --> 00:28:29,279 start talking what happened 520 00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:31,520 i don't know what happened how was i 521 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,200 supposed to know they videotaped it i 522 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,520 got the egg back yeah you got it back 523 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,159 but they got the damn thing on video we 524 00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:39,279 might as well just paint a sign that 525 00:28:39,279 --> 00:28:40,480 says here it is 526 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,360 come and get it i'm the only one that 527 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,760 ships those friggin things 528 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,320 they come here i'm going to jail and 529 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,840 you're going with me 530 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,159 so what do you want me to do all i need 531 00:28:52,159 --> 00:28:53,520 is till tomorrow night 532 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,559 and then we're out of here keep an eye 533 00:28:56,559 --> 00:28:58,240 on those two cops 534 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:03,039 if they get wise let me know 535 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,480 mcdonald's and brooks sounds like a damn 536 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:13,370 food chain 537 00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:18,799 [Music] 538 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:22,480 hey you talking to me 539 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:27,840 huh are you talking to me 540 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,200 are you talking to me huh 541 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,880 it's obvious you're talking to yourself 542 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,559 what are you doing 543 00:29:34,559 --> 00:29:37,679 nothing i was just standing here 544 00:29:37,679 --> 00:29:39,039 sounded like you're practicing your 545 00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:41,520 lines all right cody 546 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,120 do you think i could be an actor i mean 547 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,799 how do i look 548 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:48,240 oh you look like a man with a big ego 549 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,520 joanie i'm being serious here 550 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,200 okay you'd have to lose a few pounds and 551 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,480 your hairline is receding 552 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:01,039 what where i'm joking 553 00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:04,240 i like you just the way you are strong 554 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,240 and charming handsome 555 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,600 and lately a little bit difficult 556 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,559 i mean this whole tv thing you're 557 00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:16,000 getting a little too pretentious don't 558 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,799 you think 559 00:30:16,799 --> 00:30:19,039 you've been in here for an hour and you 560 00:30:19,039 --> 00:30:20,080 have not 561 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,840 been sculpting i told you i was 562 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,120 practicing here 563 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:28,080 watch this you'll like this go ahead 564 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:33,279 make my day sweet huh 565 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,720 okay obviously you have some wild 566 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,000 fantasy you have to live out 567 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,320 so i'm just gonna go to bed what's wrong 568 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,960 nothing is wrong 569 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,080 i'm just worrying about you 570 00:30:46,399 --> 00:30:51,760 goodnight chase you dirty rat 571 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,080 huh that was good don't you think what 572 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,039 are you doing 573 00:30:55,039 --> 00:30:58,320 hmm what are you doing oh nothing it was 574 00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,840 just 575 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,200 how do you think i'll maybe lose a few 576 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,120 pounds i understand that the camera puts 577 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,960 a few pounds on you what do you think 578 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,159 remember i'm on my cycle you know i was 579 00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:09,360 thinking with the hype of the show and 580 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,000 all 581 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,360 i might even try my hand at acting i 582 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,320 mean it's something i've never done 583 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,120 before 584 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,120 what do you think about that i think you 585 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,399 have three minutes 586 00:31:16,399 --> 00:31:19,840 and that's including foreplay 587 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,480 this wouldn't have something to do with 588 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,880 chase would it 589 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,080 you know maybe one of those male 590 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,720 competition things 591 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,559 you know maybe it does well 592 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:35,120 i think you are a movie star and i think 593 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,640 there's a boxing center full of kids 594 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,679 who'd agree with me 595 00:31:37,679 --> 00:31:42,240 um that's why i love you so much 596 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,000 better not be the only reason 597 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,200 one minute and 40 seconds oh officer 598 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:49,760 brooks 599 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,120 reporting for duty ma'am oh officer 600 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,760 how kindly you help a stranger in need 601 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,060 you are a beautiful 602 00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:23,890 [Music] 603 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,320 my shipment's coming in today so i need 604 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,679 your help on this hold up 605 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:28,960 i'm not dealing with you until you get 606 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,799 the heat off your back 607 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:32,159 what do you mean get the heat off my 608 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,000 back man i covered for you when you were 609 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,039 in the joint i'm not 610 00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:36,720 dealing with you until you get the heat 611 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,799 off your back period 612 00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:41,279 hey look i need those cops off and i 613 00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:42,080 need them off 614 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,840 now that's your problem oh my problem 615 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,480 i'll kill them 616 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,360 that's cool it means a bigger percentage 617 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,399 for me 618 00:32:52,399 --> 00:32:57,840 that comes off your hand man 619 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:11,840 so we cool we're cool 620 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:20,969 [Music] 621 00:33:23,039 --> 00:33:26,960 the actor must use humdrum 622 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,039 everyday experiences that might seem 623 00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:31,039 mundane to the average person 624 00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:33,840 and expand them into larger-than-life 625 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,880 events 626 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,960 yeah right like the boring work we do 627 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,640 you know busting murder ones getting 628 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,480 shot at high speed car chases 629 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:44,320 this book is right up your alley hold on 630 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,080 right no yeah i'm a cop 631 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,840 now okay explain to me again exactly 632 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,200 what an agent does 633 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,960 yeah okay yeah yeah let's do lunch 634 00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,159 right ciao 635 00:34:00,159 --> 00:34:01,519 august you won't believe this this guy 636 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:02,720 thinks that i could get a three-picture 637 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,480 deal with a major studio if i'm packaged 638 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,519 right 639 00:34:05,519 --> 00:34:07,840 you're making me ill is his head getting 640 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,079 bigger is that just my imagination 641 00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:12,239 stick around by the end of the day we 642 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,520 can enter him in ripley's believe it or 643 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,119 not for the largest hat size 644 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:16,960 okay guys well i did some research on 645 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,399 this lingam 646 00:34:18,399 --> 00:34:20,079 who's bringing these things in well 647 00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:22,159 there's 14 retail outlets in southern 648 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:23,359 california but there's only one 649 00:34:23,359 --> 00:34:24,639 distributor and that would be 650 00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:27,199 interactive importers 651 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,199 i'd say we start there good at places in 652 00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:32,319 it thanks a lot lucy 653 00:34:32,839 --> 00:34:34,800 sure 654 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,719 let's go what are we on vacation here 655 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,280 move move 656 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,918 all right i got it i'll make a slick 2 657 00:34:41,918 --> 00:34:43,199 million by midnight 658 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:45,280 and be sailing on the caribbean by 659 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,199 lunchtime tomorrow 660 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:51,439 ready let's go where's your entourage 661 00:34:53,918 --> 00:34:57,280 okay obviously something's bothering you 662 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,560 you want to talk about it 663 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,079 okay it's so tall you're mad at me i'm 664 00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:03,440 not mad at you 665 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,160 i just think you're being an ass you 666 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,720 sure you're not jealous 667 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,440 look we're partners right i'm a cop 668 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,040 you're a cop 669 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,800 no matter what anybody tells you or what 670 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,560 crazy idea you got this morning when you 671 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,920 were looking at yourself in the mirror 672 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,760 you're still a cop 673 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,599 damn good cop if i might say so i know 674 00:35:21,599 --> 00:35:23,760 enough about you to be able to say that 675 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,520 so why don't you forget about this cop 676 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,440 star nonsense and get back to doing your 677 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,720 job 678 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:32,240 before you get us both killed 679 00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:37,040 you wanna know something what 680 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,920 you might be right 681 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,440 can we go now don't you want to wait for 682 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,800 butch and um 683 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,720 what's his name they can catch up to us 684 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:59,839 come on partner 685 00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:13,929 [Music] 686 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,280 mcdonald's and brooks are headed to the 687 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,200 warehouse damn it 688 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,240 i'm screwed i'm history maybe not it's 689 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,240 just the duo 690 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:28,720 just the two of them well let them come 691 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:41,839 because i got a surprise for them 692 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,200 what do you think looks harmless 693 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:55,839 that's what i don't like 694 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,400 hey august yeah have you ever gotten 695 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,359 that 696 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,599 i just walked into a trap and i'm about 697 00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:11,119 ready to be ambushed feeling 698 00:37:11,119 --> 00:37:12,800 funny you should ask cause i'm starting 699 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,920 to get that feeling about right now 700 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:23,839 on three three 701 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 hey august i think we may be on 702 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,440 something yeah what was your first hint 703 00:37:34,839 --> 00:37:37,839 sherlock 704 00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:49,520 well well well look what the easter 705 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,400 bunny left behind 706 00:37:50,400 --> 00:38:05,839 must be a happy bunny about right now 707 00:38:16,839 --> 00:38:19,839 so 708 00:38:44,839 --> 00:38:47,839 oh 709 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:55,359 [Applause] 710 00:38:55,359 --> 00:38:57,680 no no no no no i can't do it then i i 711 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,570 have my car my chiropractor 712 00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:03,669 [Music] 713 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:15,570 come on that's our boys 714 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:21,050 [Music] 715 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:27,989 [Music] 716 00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:33,920 [Applause] 717 00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:06,560 this guy's really serious about getting 718 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:11,760 away august 719 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,119 are we really that serious about 720 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:25,839 catching him 721 00:40:36,839 --> 00:40:39,839 so 722 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,180 [Music] 723 00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:44,469 [Applause] 724 00:40:45,839 --> 00:40:47,680 look to your left tell me whether the 725 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,160 car is on fire 726 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,079 we're on a ride at universal studios i 727 00:40:52,079 --> 00:41:07,839 don't think so then we're on fire 728 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,079 [Music] 729 00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:20,770 [Applause] 730 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,929 [Music] 731 00:41:32,839 --> 00:41:35,839 ah 732 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,320 [Music] 733 00:41:46,839 --> 00:41:49,839 so 734 00:41:50,730 --> 00:41:53,800 [Music] 735 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,570 [Applause] 736 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,839 over here 737 00:42:15,359 --> 00:42:18,400 i don't need this i do not need this 738 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,839 i tell you what you do that 739 00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:24,319 i'll do this that's far enough come on 740 00:42:24,319 --> 00:42:25,119 get off me 741 00:42:25,119 --> 00:42:26,319 i need this shot i'm gonna tell you 742 00:42:26,319 --> 00:42:27,839 again that's far enough get out of the 743 00:42:27,839 --> 00:42:28,800 way 744 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,040 about 745 00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:45,839 nice shot excuse me 746 00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:50,160 ah get me out of here man listen before 747 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,280 i help you out of here 748 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,560 you want to tell me where those eggs are 749 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,960 going i ain't telling you squat 750 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,240 it's a problem here august doesn't want 751 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,800 to tell me where those eggs are going 752 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,079 that's not good not good i'd say this 753 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:03,680 car is going to blow in about 754 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,560 30 seconds about 30 seconds you can't 755 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,000 leave me in here man 756 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,880 25 seconds you know what i get better 757 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,319 things to do than watching car explore i 758 00:43:12,319 --> 00:43:12,800 gotta go 759 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,079 all right talk to you later 20 seconds 760 00:43:16,079 --> 00:43:18,240 you can't let me die listen chase you 761 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:19,520 know i really don't feel like being 762 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,520 barbecue either 763 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,079 you can't leave me in here man 15 764 00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:25,119 seconds 765 00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:29,119 you can't let me die 10 seconds 766 00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:41,839 all right all right i'll tell you man 767 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,079 sinclair my man what's up chris my 768 00:43:50,079 --> 00:43:50,640 friend 769 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,839 what you got for me oh 770 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,400 i love the smell of money 771 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,920 hey it's a pleasure doing business with 772 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,520 you hope we can do it again 773 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,160 i think that can definitely be arranged 774 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,630 for you for me 775 00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:11,910 [Music] 776 00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:14,160 [Applause] 777 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,599 hi guys hey you set me up you shut me up 778 00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:20,800 you sent me you sent me a man 779 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:25,280 you're both wrong he set you up 780 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,359 come on turn around turn around 781 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:38,480 get up got him got him 782 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,880 take it easy man 783 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:46,720 [Music] 784 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,000 give me a hand with this all right yo 785 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,839 i'm there for you my man 786 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,800 well well what did you use the lingam i 787 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,560 gave you 788 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,119 yeah it felt like it was watching me the 789 00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:01,920 whole time 790 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,440 well you know a little voyeurism never 791 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,160 hurt huh he got that right 792 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,280 cause we had some excellent sex 793 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,800 get out of here you didn't really use it 794 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,119 did you 795 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,520 hey you guys it's on 796 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,960 the streets of l.a a tough place to work 797 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,760 a tougher place to risk your life join 798 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:26,960 us as we chronicle 799 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,240 the proud true los angeles 800 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,960 police force this week we joined robbery 801 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,040 homicide detective chase mcdonald 802 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,319 and august brooks as they fight crime on 803 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:41,070 the streets of l.a 804 00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:44,189 [Music] 805 00:45:44,839 --> 00:45:47,839 first 806 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,590 [Applause] 807 00:45:53,839 --> 00:45:55,599 the heroic officer brooks was quick to 808 00:45:55,599 --> 00:45:57,680 arrest the suspect but the situation 809 00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,839 soon turned into a hostage crisis 810 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,690 officer brooks was quick to save the day 811 00:46:06,690 --> 00:46:09,780 [Applause] 812 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,839 although no police officer is the 813 00:46:11,839 --> 00:46:13,920 equivalent of a comic book superhero 814 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,839 officer brooks always seems to be at the 815 00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:17,760 right place at the right time 816 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,880 hey this isn't bad this is great 817 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,240 the next call we get is a multiple 818 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,480 homicide officer brooks is quick into 819 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,000 the thick of action 820 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,720 i'll take command of the crime scene i 821 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,680 have absolutely no idea what to do 822 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,920 if my eastern studies serve me correctly 823 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,520 i would say it's illegal 824 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,640 hey that was my line i said that but in 825 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,000 the end officer brooke 826 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,400 always gets his man i took the liberty 827 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,760 of arresting the suspect 828 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,119 ran his rights you know cop stuff 829 00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:48,880 we thank robbery homicide detective 830 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,720 august brooks for his courage 831 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:54,720 strength and dedication to being the 832 00:46:54,839 --> 00:46:57,839 best 833 00:46:58,319 --> 00:47:02,800 yes the cream rises to the top 834 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:05,359 [Applause] 835 00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:11,839 i still love you sweetheart 836 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,599 bye chase 837 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,440 step aside as i step into the spotlight 838 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,160 thank you very much ladies and gentlemen 839 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,480 still can't believe they did that 840 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,240 august i'm sorry if i acted like such a 841 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,760 prima donna hey 842 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,480 you're just lucky i'm such a nice guy 843 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,000 listen what do you say we don't let this 844 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,400 happen again 845 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:44,160 deal partner deal oh august 846 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,319 i wasn't going to tell you this but uh 847 00:47:46,319 --> 00:47:47,839 looks pretty good up there on film 848 00:47:47,839 --> 00:47:49,040 you know kind of like a cross between 849 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,839 denzel washington and lipsy russell 850 00:47:53,860 --> 00:48:14,319 [Music] 851 00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:16,400 you 52777

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.