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approach

something i want to ask you shoot don't

tempt me

what do you want to know partner your

name

is that your giving name what well you

know it's a bit unusual and

but it just fits so well no it's not my

giveaway

that much i figured so what is i'm gonna

talk about all right

come on let me pod now funny name what

i don't wanna talk about it okay

leopold simon

linen

percy i look like a percy to you i don't

know what do you think a person looks

like i don't know what a percy looks

like

all right but will you just drop this

thing huh

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about the name thing but no you didn't

want to let up about the name thing huh

so what do you think we're going to do

now huh

our units this is 1w13 suspect heading

west on hollywood boulevard

request to code 3 backup

mcdonald's lost his mind again

i bet this morning

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come on

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so

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get up

you know mcdonald you're beginning to

worry man

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still want to know hey guys know what

thanks guys

still want to know my real name oh yeah

what is it

i'll tell you but you're gonna promise

not to laugh okay i promise

you gotta really promise all right i

swear

crosstalk hope to die

cross my heart hope to die

chester

chester mcdonald

chest

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hey justin hold up

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hey

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hey you what's up is there something

going on tonight

melrose place is on tonight all the men

are being serviced by their wives and

girlfriends the ones without girlfriends

and wives

they're sitting at home servicing

themselves oh

i hate mindy knights

how much for the both of you

500. get in

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and temperatures in the mid to low 80s

if you're up

for this dairy free eggplant

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so so this guy walks into this doctor's

office right and he says to the doc doc

i don't feel so good right so the doc

checks him out and the doc's fine

much to his surprise that the guy's got

a carrot up his nose

got uh some chips in his ears and uh i

got a loaf of bread up his ass right

so he says doc what's wrong with me and

the doc says to him

and i get this doc says to him you're

not eating right

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huh you're not eating right

get it yeah uh it was interesting what

do you mean by that

oh nothing i mean it was um it was

interesting no see i'm thinking about

trying stand up

you know you know as a new hobby well

what about your coin collection

well you know i'm um i'm still doing

that too

don't lie he gave it up after one

week august i you really don't have to

worry about it i mean

it isn't like levity is a necessary part

of anyone's personality

what are you saying well i'm just saying

that maybe there was a reason that god

put you at the end of the line when he

was passing out a sense of humor

now that was funny

what was that funny i don't get it

i love this song anyone dance

okay

i'm thinking just go with it just loosen

it

this would be a good marriage

you think yeah probably

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you know i love them

i know

alameda and industrial rdoa

investigation in progress

huh looks like two entry wounds

shot at close range i don't know though

these wounds look postmortem

bruises on the neck right temple

august what's that on your chin

my chin yeah you cut yourself

your chin yeah i cut myself shaving it

doesn't look like she's been dead very

long either

you shave with the grain or against the

grain what does it matter

no i just noticed that you cut yourself

a lot

with the grain

why how do you do it i go against the

grain

so the lab should have us an id pretty

quick

can i ask you a question yeah does

kendra talk in her sleep

all right what's going on can i ask you

a question

look you are not focused my man i mean

you are the most focused cop i know

and your man's not here with us it's

someplace else

i was just thinking ah jody

last night she was talking in her sleep

she kept on saying i do i do i do i do i

mean what's with that

she was talking in her sleep huh

you think she was talking in her sleep i

don't think she was talking her sleep

she was talking in her sleep

chase women

oh well that's a big help

so the doctor says you ain't eating

right

did you guys shut up

man we've been doing this all day

hey max

yeah bingo

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uh

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are you coming to bed anytime soon

about a half hour honey

you okay i'm fine

you don't sound fine i'm fine

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i got you something today for real

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what

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to be your lawfully wedded wife jody

you take this man lawfully wedded

i do i do sickness

good morning morning

what's wrong nothing nothing

i just had the most amazing dream

we were getting married and oh we were

in tahiti and our underwood

honey my ring was so big funny honey

what i gotta get to work a little

earlier than usual do you mind if i take

a shower

first no thanks go ahead

don't you want to hear the rest of my

dream first i do

but later

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her name is jessica parade alias ariel

five arrests in the past year and check

this out they were all for solicitation

pretty busy lady huh nothing else huh

not that she got pissed off all right

hollywood hooker enzo career butt up in

a trash pile way out of her district

where's the connection i don't know hard

to say maybe drugs yeah

maybe or maybe she was working the area

which is unlikely or maybe somebody

brought her down there which is far

fetched or

maybe she was killed someplace else and

dumped there but why

first job unless somebody wanted us to

find her hey benny

what is a shame i was just wondering why

do you have your gun

and your holster backwards like that

because it's not backwards it's a cross

drum

it's against regulations what are you

talking about man there's no regulations

against how i should wear my gun

august august yeah give me a hand here

tell them oh well actually benny there's

a regulation six nine six nine eight

you got it on backwards bait you guys

don't let up hey captain

these two jokers are trying to convince

me my grenade backwards

tell them please it is

change it it's against regulations

so do we have this girls stomping

grounds yet hollywood

east of gower good well let's hope this

is one time only but i'm thinking

better check the files for all

prostitutes killed in l.a county in the

last seven years

are you thinking this might be cereal i

don't know

body found out in the open long way from

home post-mortem gunshots bruises on the

neck

it's possible you better call kendra

tell you be home late

we're gonna go to hollywood and get us

some hookers

yeah right cool cool and i think i'll

phrase it just like that too

i'm taking you off the case what

we just got started it's not his

decision

it's mine as your division commander i

expect you to do me the courtesy of not

throwing a tantrum over this

good look what's this all about wilma

between you and me chase none of your

freaking business

your subtle charm doesn't work on me

anymore how about a

swift kick to the nuts hmm it's

classified

the problem leaks all the way to the

mayor's house i'm taking care of it

personally

the mayor what's he got to do with this

like i said it's classified

it's all right mcdonald there'll be lots

of other murders after all this is l.a

yeah come on chin up chase

robbery case i want you on it now

sorry guys

you have no intention of dropping this

case

do we

no

i figured much

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thanks

thank you so did you do it

hi yeah oh it was

so funny he was so scared

hey um can i get something to drink yeah

just keep

doing it you are not responsible for

what you say in your sleep

and it puts the thought in his mind i

don't know

it just seems sort of sneaky i mean

pretending

to talk in my sleep just to get him to

marry me he loves you jody he's just

afraid

and there's nothing wrong with planning

the seat i know he loves me

and when he's ready he's gonna marry me

and i'm gonna wait for him

oh what you're humming again

that's not a very good sign jody's

talking in her sleep again

ah more marriage stuff

you know august maybe it's time i

started looking at rings

you know chase i wasn't going to say

anything because i really do think you

and jody should tie the knot

but before i asked kenny to marry me

she was doing the same thing talking in

her sleep

only she wasn't sleeping you're saying

jody

is faking it have you seen this woman

you know her at all thank you huh

faking it what do you think right boy

huh

and she knew exactly what it would do to

you too see

women don't think men can make up their

minds when it comes to love right

so they like to sort of help things

alone you know

kind of plant the seed so to speak

no no no augusta jody's not like that

same thing i thought about kendra chase

you gotta stop looking at jody as just

jody jody's a woman

which means that she's got everything

that comes with that package

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baby come back let me have a little more

money cindy don't negotiate okay

drop safety buckle up

hey you cops want to party with

cinderella

how about the three of us getting

together making like an oreo cookie

you mind being in the middle of sugar

just out of curiosity what makes you

think we're cops

i know i've been spotting cops for years

i would have been one but i do these

things a little better

what did you say your name was again

cindy

cinderella we can party

but you got to have me back by midnight

else i turn into a hooker

have you ever seen this girl cindy oh

yeah that's miss arielle she worked the

west end sometimes

i don't know of real good but she's best

friends would miss a lecture

you wouldn't know where this miss

electra is

for free give him some um

give her some money go on

just seen her over in a lot on weston

but uh

she ain't no hoover like me

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um thanks a lot cindy oh mr electrician

must be popular tonight

why do you say that i mean yo the second

group of people asking me where she was

tonight

there were other police here no no no

it was a big guy and he had two other

brothers with him

western's that way thanks a lot cindy

anytime sweet babies just get back to me

on that uh cookie thing okay

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uh

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get her

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let's go back

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get after them they got our girl

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what are you doing

hey hey stop it we're the good guys okay

hey august yeah there's a guy in the bed

i noticed that well what are you gonna

do about it

i don't know show me your badge that's

gonna

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seems committed yeah

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this

watch out

i did good job partner

so you say you can't remember anything

yes

not even your own name

your name's lydia field you're known on

the street as

alexa

on the street

you're a prostitute by profession

well that would explain why i'm dressed

like this

do you have any idea why those guys were

shooting at you

no to you

mcdonald excuse me

listen we're not gonna get anywhere

tonight okay

i'm hungry you got any donuts or

something

daniels daniels can you get this lady

some donuts

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sweeter

she really can't remember when she's

yanking our chain either way there's

nothing that we can do that a

little time spent in a sale can't do

better august

we can't stick her in jail she hasn't

done anything listen if we don't put her

in jail then we gotta put her back out

on the street unless you want to be

pulling another body out of a trash bin

i don't think that's the course we want

to take well i'm not going to stick her

in jail

hey i got an idea what about your place

no no no not

uh no way i don't think so pal i got a

wife kendra would kill me

besides which you know we're working on

that you know

having a baby thing tonight

judy's gonna kill me

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what honey what was i supposed to do if

i put her back on the street she'll die

oh so you bring her home

of course that makes sense she is a

prostitute

i mean i don't know if we can trust her

honey honey she's a human being

she's in danger i'm a cop you tell me

what choice i had you are not the only

cop in the city chase

i know sometimes you think you are look

i am trying

real hard to bring some semblance of

normal life here okay

i love you i want to marry you

i know you're not ready for that i i

understand that

we go again yes here we go again i am

the only person you run away from

the fearless chase mcdonald he'll run

into a burning building to save your cat

but nuptials

excuse me um thank you for your

hospitality but i should go

you guys don't need me adding to your

trouble and it sounds like you got

enough of your own

no you're not adding to our troubles

i mean we don't have any troubles

it's just a discussion please

stay i want you to are you sure you

don't mind

no no not not at all

thank you let's go upstairs and

get the guest bedroom ready for you

we'll discuss this later

jody can i help with anything

it's not

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sweet

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just

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ariel

are you okay what's going on

i think she was having a nightmare

i remember figures three or four

it was dark thanks

i can't remember any faces we were in a

hallway

this really long hallway

with lots of doors

and we walked into a room

and ariel she screamed

ariel's dead isn't she

she's dead

lydia the guy's from last night

the ones that were chasing you are they

the ones that killed ariel

i don't know

i'm sorry i just can't remember

which part i've dropped this case did

you not understand

i thought you had them reassigned i did

you're deep in this huh wilma i have the

mayor of this fine city right up my ass

now you think what i do is easy you try

it sometime i have my own people

personally investigating this because

they know how to follow orders they know

how to keep it quiet

now what happened to the hooker that you

questioned last night

the one rupert said he saw is she in

jail for what

was she on the street why is this so

important to you woman

what happened to her

at my house she's afraid someone's after

her

division chief and no division chief i'd

love to tear that witcher breath

something's not right august oh man i

hate it when you say that

okay are you having a feeling or is this

a hunch feeling it's a feeling is it a

good feeling or a bad feeling

pretty bad bad feeling i was afraid

you'd say that

hey benny check that out there is no

regulation 696989 damn manual

really yeah you check the new manual

right

new manual what new manual

well the one they distributed last week

check with the captain he's got one

i was told they were sending someone

yesterday at least that's what the

officer said

uh look i'm sorry i don't want sorry

i want action i'm a man of action

well i'm sure you are sir uh now exactly

how many um

i'm sorry what were they again

carnations carnations

were stolen three dozen you got that

august three

dozen three dozen carnations

our nations ions

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cody

chase

we just went shopping we just got back

oh my god

honey honey are you all right no i am

not all right

look maybe you can handle this but i

can't i need to go okay call me at my

mom's i'll be there

goodbye chester mcdonald

i'm sorry it's not your fault

the chesterfield what i remember where

we were that night me and ariel

we were at the chesterfield

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so

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you okay yeah

ready let's go

huh

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get in the car keep your head down

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fast new seatbelt

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he's still coming

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ah

oh my god

stay here all right

we'll do cap okay emergency vehicles are

on their way

what's the matter

i live there

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you sure you live here

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the maidmaster forgot to come this week

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i remember now i remember what happened

how much for the both of you 500.

get in

he took us to the chesterfield hotel

where the strange lady was waiting for

us

thank you for mentioning my name rupert

perhaps you should give them my business

card as well

are you sure about this i'm positive

plus she said we looked sweeter than

april's reign

you famous or something no not famous

just connected call me ariel

this is elektra we're doing you

whatever money's the same

thank you rupert you can go now

so take your clothes off

believe me i've run into some weirdos

but this woman

really gave me the creeps um

could i go to the bathroom first

i get on the bed i must say

you look very sweet

very nice very nice

indeed

ah here's the other little baby now come

on

i'm waiting take your clothes off don't

be shy

oh yes come on i'm waiting for you come

on

what the hell's this you stupid [ __ ] i

didn't

trying to blackmail me wait come here

you're gonna travel no i'll show

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baby are you okay no

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oh my god

the girl you have to stop her

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so i got out of there fast and i ran

back to my apartment

where i hid the tape recorder

i was afraid that i was being followed

so i left in a hurry

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too much of a hurry

i was out cold for a while and when i

came to i couldn't remember much of

anything

i just wanted to get out of there

but now it's all clear to me it was the

woman at the police station

with the limp all right lydia

listen to me this is very important you

have to be absolutely certain

i am

so take your clothes off

of course it all makes sense now

that's why ariel's body was moved to our

district so that wilma would have

control over the investigation

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give me the tape

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can't you do any better than that

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uh

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billy hold it okay you have to wear that

gun handle back

what are you talking about it's in the

manual the new one

the new one we got him last week you

didn't get it

look at him manual man

you better have a damn good reason for

dragging me in

famous here connected here's the other

little babe

very nice

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i love him so much and it's like

it's okay we understand what you're

trying to say it's okay

love is very complicated but if you love

him

you need to hang in there this is gonna

be forever or

or it's just

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is

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i'm sorry

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do

you