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Henry?

Henry?

Can you help me?

I'm hurt.

Where are you?

In here.

Just hurry.

I'm bleeding.

I'm dying.

I'm so scared.

It's so cold and dark.

I don't like the dark.

Please help me.

Good morning, Kira.

Let's see what the other ladies are up to.

Good morning, Tessa.

What are you reading now?

Mm, Ella,

who is this?

Another one?

Okay.

♪ Shines through my ♪

No, no, no, no, no.

♪ Sun shines through my window ♪

♪ I'm waiting for the sound ♪

♪ of rain falling ♪

- ♪ Of rain falling ♪ - That's nice, Sky.

Where are you, Laura?

Buy some shocolate, sheese, and shoes.

- Shoc... - Linnea.

Geez.

Cheesh.

- Chocolate. - Shoes.

Cheese.

Whatever.

Good morning, everybody.

- Rise and shine. - And in the morning,

I like to drink coffee.

I, I feel so American.

I drink coffee in the morning.

Oh, Laura.

You should really smile more.

You're much less scary when you smile.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah!

- That's my dad's. - Oh!

Yeah.

Pretty cool, though, look how old it is!

Please don't use it.

Oh, okay, sorry.

Woo!

Yo, you want breakfast or something?

Want eggs?

I'm not hungry, thank you.

Bam, got it.

Where's Johnny?

You got rid of him already.

They never seem to last with you, Laura.

Wish you'd smile more.

You're so beautiful when you smile.

Very funny.

Oh, no, he's not gonna like that.

Would you stop?

Uh-oh.

Give me, give me my shirt back.

- Oh, come on. - I've got to get to my meeting.

Don't you wanna stay for breakfast?

No, I don't.

Just, please, just give me the shirt.

You're gonna have to chase me for it.

- Ella, I don't... - She's asking for trouble.

- Oh, come on. - I don't, no, really.

- Come on, just take it off. - You take it off.

- No, I... Ella, just take it off! - Hey!

- What the...? - Oh, shit!

- Stop. - Goddammit, what did you do?

- It's just a button! - Idiot.

- Come on, take it off! - Stop it, stop it.

Don't call me an idiot, fuck you!

Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you too!

Thanks a lot.

Stop, please, please don't cry.

It's okay, please don't cry.

Please don't cry.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

♪ Time to erase our time ♪

Oh, hi, Tessa.

Uh.

♪ I, I, I ♪

♪ I'm walking alone ♪

♪ Feeling fine on my own ♪

♪ I'm walking alone ♪

That, that wig looks

really nice on you.

♪ I'm walking alone ♪

♪ Feeling fine ♪

♪ Feeling fi... ♪

Hi, honey.

Hi, sweet pea.

Lovely to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

I'll do anything you want, baby.

Well, great!

- How 'bout I suck you off? - I'd love it.

Would you like that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Ugh, fantastic!

Oh.

That's a strawberry.

- So big and juicy. - Henry?

Can I come in?

Yeah, hey, one, one second.

Oh, sorry, you lookin' at porn?

- What type? - No, uh,

- I was working. - Oh, yeah, work?

- I wasn't doing that. - Uh, whatever.

What's up, Los Angeles, it's Eric, AKA E-Rock,

- AKA Big Daddy... - I said no, no filming in here.

Oh, sorry, you did too.

Sorry about that.

What are you doin' tonight?

I'm going to Silver Lake,

get a beer, if you wanna come.

Meet some chicks, could have some fun, Henry!

No, I think I'm... No, thank you.

Huh, all right.

- What's that about? - Oh, just this chick.

What's her name?

I don't really remember.

I just call her The Screamer.

Oh, my God!

Those high notes?

Where did you meet her?

Online.

Oh, I gotta get to my audition.

I'll give you all the gritty details later,

you horny bastard.

I'll see ya!

Hey, I hate to bring this up.

Oh, that's right, I forgot to tell ya.

I'll get you the rent by Wednesday-ish?

- All right. - Cool, okay, behave yourself.

See ya.

♪ Of rain fallin' down ♪

You're so lovely, Sky.

Hi, baby!

I wrote a new song, do you wanna hear it?

No, I mean, yes, just not right now.

I have to get back to the office soon.

Let me make you a drink.

I need you.

It's been a bad day.

Do you wanna go to the bedroom?

Mm, no.

Let's just do it here.

What do you want?

- Do you want me to... - No, no, no, don't talk.

What a creep, Sky.

You deserve so much better.

Mm, thank you.

- Any time. - Needed that.

I'm sorry.

I have to go.

I did buy that stuff on your wish list, though.

Thanks.

♪ Heart like a stone ♪

♪ Sinking into the sea ♪

♪ I'm drownin' for you ♪

Henry?

♪ Are you bleedin' for me? ♪

Brought you a beer, mate.

Thanks.

How was, uh, the audition?

Terrible.

Didn't stand a chance.

Soon as I walked in, they found me from my YouTube,

they're all like, "You look older

in person than in your videos."

Like, what the... What is that supposed to mean?

Ageist!

All I need is 20,000 more subscribers, apparently,

and don't have to audition anymore, so.

You'll get there.

Yeah, I know.

So, are you gonna see that girl again, or?

Nah, I met this other chick at the audition.

She was super hot, but she would not

shut up about herself.

She was just goin' on and on.

We come from the audition, we went to a bar after.

Then she did the audition for me

in the bar!

It was very uncomfortable!

I just hate actors.

You know, they're just not real.

Sometimes I wish I just stayed in Sydney.

That was good, I need to do that,

I need to do that.

Hold on.

All right.

What's up, subscribers?

It's E-rock.

Guys, I was just thinkin',

sometimes I wish I just stayed in Sydney.

People aren't real here.

Like, actors,

like, try having a conversation with them.

They're not gonna listen to you.

They're just thinkin' about what content they're gonna make

for Instagram, or YouTube next, you know what I mean?

I wish I just stayed in the theatre.

I was wicked at theatre.

Like, Hamlet.

I never did Hamlet, but if I...

if I went back to the theatre,

I would smash hamlet.

"To be, or not to be?"

That is a good question.

I did, actually, I did, in high school,

I did Of Mice and Men.

"Where's the rabbits, George?"

See?

I got it goin' on, #thespian.

Anyway, all's good, not gonna get negative.

Got my good friend Henry here, and all's well.

Got a nice cold and frothy beer in me hand.

All right, see ya.

- Nailed it. - Yeah.

Ha!

So you know about this stuff, huh?

Computers and that?

Yeah, uh, I guess so.

My dad didn't like me leaving the house,

so I had to find something to do.

Oh!

I like that.

One and a half devils.

Two and a half.

My dad was at least two.

Ha!

No, uh,

pictures of your mum?

She died giving birth to me,

so.

- Oh, sorry. - It's okay.

Whew.

Well, uh,

pretty tired, mate, I should get to bed.

Um, you okay sleeping here?

'Cause, you know, I can always,

I can always get outta your room,

and you can take your room, and I'll just

- be in your dad's room. - I'm comfortable here.

Okay.

Well, see ya later!

- Have a good sleep. - See ya.

Whatcha doin' down there?

Get back to bed.

Don't be a pussy.

"I'm afraid of the dark."

Turn that damn thing off.

Don't make that face.

I'm gonna kick your ass, boy.

I wish you could eat this with me.

Mm.

Mm.

You want me to take a bite?

Not yet!

Yo, Henry, check it!

- Um, uh. - Oh, it's a video,

it's not live.

I wouldn't do that to you, bro.

- Here. - Sorry.

- Brought you breakfast! - Ah.

- Thank you. - Here's some milk for you,

kitten.

What are you so scared of, bro?

You're very secretive.

You know, like, what do you think, I'm dumb?

I see you turn off the screen every time I come in the room.

Come on, aren't I your friend?

You can tell me.

Whatever it is, I won't judge you.

Is it, like,

is it kinky stuff?

Is it like S&M?

- Uh... - Butt stuff?

- Is it gay porn? Is it gay porn? - No, no, no.

It's, it's, it's nothing like that, I...

Yeah?

What?

Promise me that you won't ever say anything about this?

Sure!

- Cross your heart? - Oi...

- Fine, I cross my heart, Henry. - I mean it!

Okay, yeah, I cross my... Seriously, Henry!

I cross my fuckin' heart, bro.

- These are my friends. - What site is it?

This is no site, this is all live.

Do they know?

Of course not.

You've hacked into their webcams.

Are you broadcasting, you could make

- so much money outta this. - No, I would never do that.

I don't wanna hurt them.

I just,

I like to watch them,

and I like spending time with them,

and I know almost everything about them.

Can you record it?

And I suppose the next question you have for me is

have I watched any of them undress?

- No. - And having sex?

- Huh? You seen them? - No, no, no, that's,

that's private.

Oh, come off it, private.

Sure, and the rest of their lives aren't?

It's not like that, I,

I watch over them.

I'm like their guardian angel.

Yes, you're very moral.

Where are they?

Where do they live?

Here in LA.

Oh, well, have you met 'em?

No.

Which one's your favorite?

Oh, I don't know.

Which one,

which one do you wish was here right now?

Uh, well, if I had to pick,

just for fun, um...

...Ella.

Yup.

- She's funny... - Yeah.

- and... sexy. - Sexy, she's sexy.

We don't really have all that much in common,

- but she's an Instagram model. - Course she is,

this is Los Angeles.

- What's her handle? - No!

No, no, no, these are my friends.

I want you to leave them alone.

Henry, I'm just... Calm down.

I'm just curious, what's her handle?

Promise, promise me

you'll leave them alone.

Okay, promise.

- Promise! - Yeah, Henry.

Okay.

I've gotta get to an interview.

Okay, I'm gonna...

I've got a... The chick I met last night,

her friend manages a coffee shop,

and I need to get a job 'cause I need to pay you rent.

- Good luck! - Yeah.

Hey, listen, careful with this shit, all right?

You know what they say,

if you look into the abyss for too long,

it starts to stare back.

Shit, that's good, let me just,

let me just get that one more.

Look into the abyss for too long,

it starts to stare back.

Boom!

Give me five.

- Killed it. - Cool.

Boom! Yeah!

See ya, see ya later, buddy.

Can you unbutton your blouse?

I, I can't model nude.

This is a very special wine.

Where's it from?

A girl friend of mine gets it from France.

I'm sure you will enjoy it.

Come over here, Lia.

It's Laura.

Whatever.

- Take it off. - Oh, well, not here.

Let's go to my bedroom.

Shit!

Uh...

What are you doing?

I'm so sorry, mate. I just, I saw the light on,

I wanted to come say hello to you.

And then you weren't here, and so I just wanted to see

what the chicks were doing.

I'm sorry.

It won't happen again.

Eric?

- Dad? - Where the fuck were you, huh?

You know you're not allowed to leave the house

without permission!

Huh?

Hi.

Mom, no, I don't watch CNN.

I told you,

I babysit, and I'm working on my novel.

Yes, I do both.

Please stop, mother.

What do you think I am, a prostitute?

I haven't even had sex in six months!

Thanks.

I love you too.

She just cares about you, Tessa.

I have, uh, my new apartment

that I move into next month,

and I was just thinking

I could crash here for like a couple days?

Yeah.

Of course.

Where are you, Laura?

You have such a delicious wine!

Oh, that's the least I could do.

Thanks for inviting me here.

This is good!

Is this seriously the first time you've cooked it?

It's the first time I've cooked the whole head.

Oh, my God, that's my girl!

- Hello, anyone home? - Hello, welcome!

- So nice to see you. - Good seeing you.

Even more exotic.

Okay, I think everything is ready now.

It's very exciting!

Oh, yes, it is, just wait for it.

Okay, hon, I think it's ready.

Oh, my goodness!

What's in this stew?

What is it?

This is kale pache.

It's Mina's recipe with my special touch.

- Okay, who's first? - Please!

My favorite part is actually the muscle behind the eye.

I tried this dish for the first time

with one of my ex-boyfriends.

He was an excellent cook.

- Quite useless otherwise. - I like it.

How did you prepare it?

Well, the real trick is to find a head.

- I have never seen such a thing. - And add some spices to it.

What is this?

Just, like, out of curiosity.

So, I'm picking up on the sides

from the cheek.

- And a little bit from the... - Let me help.

Oh, yeah, let me have another piece!

I see you have to dig in at an angle

- to get into the skull. - Yes, it is quite eccentric.

Maybe, maybe something a little bit less,

less, like, adventurous.

Do you want to try the part that's my favorite?

- Okay. - Is it, like, soft?

Yes, I like it soft.

Oi, there he is!

What are you doing, are you okay?

- What are you doin'? - Yeah.

You all right?

- Yeah. - Hey,

I got you a present for your birthday.

Oh, yeah.

It's not my birthday, what, why?

It doesn't matter that it's not your birthday.

We're gonna have a fuckin' fantastic time.

- Here we go. - Wait, why? What?

Don't worry about it.

You're gonna be fine, here.

Put some sexy music on.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Gotta get this outta the way.

Are you, you good?

- How's this? - No, that's not sexy enough.

Needs to be really sexy, like makin' love music,

baby-makin' music, like poundin' music.

- Uh, how 'bout this? - Good, perfect!

Here, now you sit down over there.

- And I'm sittin' down over here. - What are we... What's going on?

What are we doing?

- Happy birthday! - Oh!

- He's cute! - I know.

You've been a bad boy.

I told her your secret!

That you're obsessed with her, and you think she's sexy,

and you look at her Instagram account.

- All the time. - He's a huge fan!

- I love meeting my followers. - Oh, yeah.

He's really cute.

- He's so cute. - Yeah.

Look at him, he can't believe it.

You're a little devil, aren't you?

Yeah, he is.

He's struggling to handle it, he can't believe you're here!

Henry?

- Uh. - Are you okay?

Henry?

- Oh, shit. - What's wrong with him?

I have no idea, he just needs his pills.

- What the fuck? - Here, mate, here.

Take, take, take a few of these.

Here, take a few of those.

That's it, isn't it?

He's fine.

What the fuck is wrong with him?

Nothing's wrong with him, he's just excited.

He's just...

Yeah, I'll tell you what, let's just go and have

a couple of drinks, okay, we'll go and have

- a couple drinks. - He's crazy.

No, he's not.

You just head into the room, and I'll be right back.

Have some of this, here, have some of this.

That's it, have a bit of that.

Thatta boy. Thatta boy.

Now breathe, breathe.

Breathe, breathe, breathe.

Mate, you're okay, you're okay.

- Breathe, breathe, breathe. - I can't breathe.

You're good, you're good.

- I can't breathe. - You're good, hey.

Come on, breathe.

Breathe.

I'm sorry, mate.

I thought that would make you happy.

That's it, come here.

There we go.

All right, mate.

Just take it easy, all right.

I'm just gonna go and check on her,

just make sure she's okay, but I'll be back.

All right?

There she is!

Oh, look out, it's Ella!

Oh, I'm gonna bite your bottom.

Coming in for an attacking!

Look out!

Oh, God!

We're having so much fun!

You okay, mate?

Sorry about last night, I...

Uh.

There's nothin' wrong with you, mate.

You just gotta learn to relax.

I mean, doesn't your medication help?

Not lately.

Hm, you should stop takin' it.

I don't believe in that stuff anyway, it's placebo.

Pharmaceutical companies are just a bunch of greedy pigs.

They just want your money.

This is California.

This is the only medication we need.

We're smokin' this

before I bring any other chicks over.

Hit it.

Thatta boy, thatta boy.

Thatta boy.

I'm sorry about Ella.

I know you liked her.

I don't care.

She's just a whore.

Listen, there's something that I have to show you, okay?

Uh, I don't know how to say this.

I'll just show you.

I think she's been killing people.

Look, she's dragging a body!

I'm serious, there's a body in that bag.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Let me show you something that I put together.

- This is from earlier. - This is a very special wine.

Okay.

- Where's it from? - No, you see,

she's giving him a drink,

and there's something in that drink.

She's hot.

They go up to her room, and the guy never comes out.

I can tell you why.

He's been juiced.

Wait, let me show you another one.

Fuck.

- No, this is another guy. - Take it off.

Not here, let's go to my bedroom.

- They're gonna kiss. - Yeah, they are.

- And then... - Mm-hmm.

...she takes him up to the bedroom.

That's it, that's the plan.

Do you want me to show you

what she does with

the bodies?

Yes, I wanna see that, Henry.

Okay.

She cooks them, and then she serves them.

It's super soft, just trust me.

She should try the lips, those are...

they just melt.

Oh, come off!

- You can't be serious! - I am serious!

I've been watching this 24/7, and I,

I, I know that, that this is,

it's going on.

Shh, take this.

Now,

tell me what we know about the killer.

Tell Sherlock all about it, let me figure it out.

She works at a bar called Justin's...

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - ...on Sunset,

and she meets the guys through a dating app.

Mm-hmm.

I'm serious about this.

Do you believe in reincarnation, Henry?

Yeah.

I'm Marlin Brando.

And she's Ted Bundy.

Ted Bundy in a skirt!

I would let her Bundy me seven days a week, 24 hours.

Let's do it.

- This is serious. - Oh, yeah.

Show me other chicks.

They're all here.

Don't worry, it's, uh, it's good.

- I can still, you know. - Okay.

- You're gonna come tomorrow? - Nah, mate.

You need to forget about 'em.

Get out in the real world.

Oh, honey, mm!

The world changes when you finally have some sex!

- Mm, maybe you're right. - Oh, I'm definitely right.

If there's one thing I know about,

it's sex,

sexual relations, intercourse,

love-making,

fuckin', you know what I mean?

If there's one thing I don't really know about,

it's finding money to pay my landlord.

It's not my strong suit.

Fuck your landlord.

Exactly, fuck him!

All right, mate.

Thanks, Eric.

No worries, I'll see ya.

Eric, is it normal to feel like this?

- I'm really high. - What? High, yeah.

It's normal, mate.

I don't know if...

my arm.

No, it's...

We're okay.

That's funny.

Yeah, I love this show.

Nice.

How is the college, by the way?

- It's going good, uh... - Eric!

...I just don't know anybody.

- Eric, come here! - Oh, now you know where I live.

Yeah, it's nice here.

What? What's goin' on?

Look.

Oh, are you still goin' on about this?

She's gonna poison him, and then she's gonna

bring him up to her room.

Thank you.

- You're welcome. - I'm gonna call the cops.

Just wait a minute, we don't really know yet.

- It could be... - I know we can't

waste time.

What are you doing?

I'm texting 9-1-1.

- You can text 9-1-1? - Yeah.

Oh.

Would you like anything to drink?

- Yeah. - I told you.

No.

I'll make you something very special.

No, whatever.

No, look.

- This is nonsense. - Now, she's gonna poison him.

It's nonsense!

This is what she does every time.

Look, here, see?

She's mixin' it in.

Okay, okay.

Let's just wait, wait a minute.

There you go.

- See? - Hm.

I told you, look.

You're not gonna get any?

Oh, I've already had two cups this morning.

Okay.

God, don't fucking drink it,

- don't fucking drink it. - Don't drink it.

You idiot, don't drink it.

Oh, God, oh, God.

Ah, my goodness!

Drink your coffee, it's gonna get cold.

- All right. - Oh, God,

it's gonna be too late, don't drink it.

Don't drink it, mate.

- It's a bit too hot for me. - Ah, it's okay.

It's okay.

- Oh, God. - It's too hot.

They're not gonna get here in time.

You know, sometimes, it's actually nice...

Put it down, put it down.

Did he drink it? Did he drink it?

Nope, not yet, not yet.

He's seeing...

Don't do it, you little shit!

She's a manipulative wench.

- That's them! That's them! - Police, open up!

Good, good.

Keep that coffee away from your mouth!

Come on, come on, come on.

Put that drink down now.

Tackle her to the ground, arrest her!

Put it down.

- What? - Here we go, here we go.

There they are, I hope they find it.

It's my nephew.

What the hell is goin' on?

What's he doin' here?

Nephew, okay.

Oh, I like this woman, yup, yup.

- Here we go. - Good.

- They know what's up. - Yup.

I want both of you out of here now.

You get outta here!

- Smell this. - Get in the cabinet.

- Get it, go to the cabinet. - What are you doing?

Found it, they've found it, this is it.

This is it, she's goin' down.

She's goin' down to Chinatown.

- Bam! - Here we go.

They found it.

Are they gonna find it?

- This is it, they'll arrest her. - Ashwagandha.

- This is it. - Ashwa-what?

- Arrest her. - It's an Indian ginseng.

- More like an Indian poison. - Yeah.

We should bring this thing to the lab.

What is she doing?

Mhm, there, delicious, want some?

- What is she...? - Oh, for fuck's sake, Henry!

She is putting weird, friggin' hippy-dippy Indian shit

into coffee, that's what she's doing.

Fuck you, Henry, you got me all riled up and into it.

- Fucking idiot, nonsense! - I'm so... I...

Idiot.

Eric.

Oh, God.

- Go right inside. - Yeah.

What are you doing? I know you did it.

I know you did it.

I know you're watching me, you fucking pervert.

I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna

turn you into dog food.

You hear me?

It's okay.

It's okay, Henry.

She doesn't know who you are.

She doesn't know.

It's okay, it's okay.

I'll be okay.

It's okay, breathe.

What is this?

Get up! Get up!

She killed her.

- What, who killed who? - Look, Ella, she killed Ella.

- I saw it, I saw it. - No, it's a nightmare, man.

- You're having a nightmare. - No, no, no, look, I saw it.

I'll show you.

It was... it was here, it's... it's gone.

I don't see a body, mate.

She must've moved the body.

Yeah, to the kitchen 'cause she's cooking her.

Show me the apartment.

She put, uh, tape.

Maybe you should see a doctor, mate.

She killed Ella, and now Laura's gonna punish me.

Hope she punishes me one day, eh?

What if you took a couple of your pills?

No, like you said,

they're not good for me.

I don't wanna take 'em anymore.

♪ Give me your kisses, baby ♪

♪ I am just a rock kid ♪

♪ I don't really know lonely ♪

♪ Give me your kisses, baby ♪

♪ I am just a man ♪

♪ I don't really give a good goddamn ♪

♪ Give me your kisses, baby ♪

♪ I am an alter ♪

Eric?

Dad?

Dad?

Are you back?

You promised you would go

and never come back.

Please.

Go away.

♪ Baby, when it's over ♪

♪ I can't get you out of my head ♪

♪ Always want to know, yeah ♪

♪ Reasons you and me ♪

Henry?

Hey, scored these from a party the other night.

Take one of those, they'll help ya.

I've gotta go, Uber's here, see ya, champ.

Uh.

♪ Cover me, cover me ♪

♪ Cover me, cover me ♪

♪ All the leaves, all the trees ♪

♪ Stones and seas just cover me ♪

Let's have a drink first.

We can drink later, I want you now.

- Come on. - I know you do.

I want you, too.

Just one drink.

Here.

Drink it up and let's go to the bedroom.

You really like it?

Yeah.

Stop, it's so good.

I'm gonna find you

and I'm gonna turn you into dog food.

You hear me?

Morning.

Brought you breakfast.

Thanks.

You all right?

The mask, she was wearing the same mask.

Take any of those pills, mate?

No.

What's going on with our killer?

She put tape over her camera, but I can still hear

her electric knife.

It was keeping me up all night.

Yeah, listen, um,

I know I told you I'd get you rent today,

but just so happens I have a call back,

right now, and my agent says it's pretty much a done deal,

so as soon as I get a check on that,

- it's yours. - Promise?

Absolutely promise, second I get it, all right?

- All right. - Wish me luck.

Good luck.

♪ Sun shines through my window ♪

♪ I'm waiting for the sound ♪

♪ Of rain falling down ♪

♪ I'm in a dry spell ♪

♪ Can't hear my mind ♪

♪ All the noise I must unwind ♪

Back.

Let's celebrate.

Come on, drink up.

What's wrong?

Come on, I had a terrible weekend,

I'm not in the mood for this.

Cheer up.

Play me a song or something.

We need to talk.

Mm-hm.

Well, I told you on day one,

I do not wanna hear, "We need to talk."

Hm.

Thought I was clear about our arrangement, huh?

No bullshit.

I'm pregnant.

How much is it gonna cost to get rid of it?

- I'm thinking about keeping it. - No way, no.

I can't deal with this bullshit.

- How do I even know it's mine? - It's yours.

Is this your plan, think you can scam me?

- Of course not! - What do you want?

I think you should leave.

Hey, this is my place.

I paid for this apartment.

Leave? Who the hell's apartment you think this is?

Leave now.

Nobody cares about the baby.

Dad?

Oh, you want my underwear?

- Yeah. - 500, and you can pay

- through my website. - Take PayPal?

Sure.

PayPal's fine.

- All right. - I wish you were here

so you could help take them off of me, big boy.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, hey, I brought you breakfast.

- Thanks. - What's going on?

Oh.

- Uh, did you get the part? - No.

- I was their second choice. - Oh.

But, good news, they're bringing me back next week

for an even better show, so, yeah.

Feeling pretty positive about it, to be honest.

Not hungry?

I need...

I need... I need the rent,

'cause you know, you're a month late,

and you didn't leave the security deposit.

Why are you doing this to me, huh?

Haven't I been a good friend to you?

Why you busting my balls?

You know I'm gonna pay you, with interest, all right.

You... you are a good friend, but... but I've got insurance

and property tax, and I can't lose this place.

Okay, how about this, how about this?

Okay?

You can Airbnb my room, and I'll move into that room...

- That room is off limits! - The garage.

The garage, I can move stuff around.

I just need more time, bro, that's it, I swear.

Can I just say, you are no pleasure to live with either?

I mean, seriously, you always wake me up

with your nightmares, and your obsession

with these women... not many people

would put up with that, Henry.

Then leave.

Come on, you're not really angry with me.

It's these women, they're driving you crazy, bro.

And can I just say, we should resolve this?

And I know exactly how.

- I bring Laura over here. - No.

What do you think about that? That's what we should do.

- No, no, you can't do that. - I will teach you, Henry.

- No, you can't do that! - You don't have to go crazy

whenever a woman comes into the room.

I'll be right there with you, it'll be completely fine.

Just give me more time!

I didn't inherit a house like you.

You're my one true friend in LA.

I mean, haven't you been happier since I moved in?

I have been happier,

and I'm grateful.

But the bank needs money.

Fine.

Fine, I'll be out by the weekend,

and I'll get you your money, I'm not a thief.

But, you know what, once I get you that money,

- we're done. - Well, come on, Eric,

doesn't have to be that way, we could...

No, you know what?

You know what, fuck you. Seriously, fuck you!

You know what your problem is, Henry?

You're obsessed with a piece of ass,

and because you don't know how to nail her down,

you make up all these stories to fulfill your fucking empty life.

You know, all I have to do is say one word to anybody

about this, and you're going away.

- No. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Fuck, I'm sorry, hey.

I'm so sorry, mate.

Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I'm sorry, mate.

I'm sorry, I was angry, bro.

I'm not gonna blackmail ya.

I'm an artist.

But, this,

it's all in your head, Henry.

I know what I know.

Hi, honey.

Are you there?

Yeah, yes.

I can't hear you.

- I'm here. - Are you shy?

Yes.

You don't need to be, okay?

But, if I can't hear you, then we can't do this,

and I have to shut you off.

You understand?

Yes.

So?

Oh, okay.

Go on.

What's your name?

Henry.

Is this your first time doing this?

Yes.

Don't be nervous, Henry.

Uh.

So, what do you wanna see?

Uh, I don't know.

What's your favorite fruit, Henry?

Do you like strawberries?

Bananas?

Blueberries?

Grapes?

Mangoes?

Figs.

Figs?

That is an unusual request.

I don't have any figs.

Maybe we can settle for strawberries.

They're soft on the inside, and...

I didn't really come to talk about fruit.

Okay.

Let's try something else.

Uh, uh, just... just please... please... please stop... stop that.

I think you called the wrong person.

This is what I do.

What is it you want?

Just to talk, please.

Okay, what do you wanna talk about?

I don't... I don't know, maybe would be nice

to maybe meet in person

and talk, and, you know, we...

Henry, I only do webcam.

I'm not a call girl.

Plus, we're probably not even in the same state.

You're... you're in LA, right?

What?

Yeah, you're... you're in Silver Lake.

I'm not... I'm not that far away, we could meet up for coffee,

and you know, just talk about anything you want and...

How do you know that?

Listen, you creep, stay away from me,

and never contact me again, or I'm calling the cops.

I have your credit card information

and I will put you away to jail.

- I'm sorry, I didn't... - Do you hear me?

I'm sorry, I didn't... I'm sorry.

I can stand being spoiled a little.

The gentleman I'm going to see did very little spoiling.

I'd like to spoil him just once.

You sure you don't want me to go in with you?

No, no, I can handle it.

Well, if things get rough, remember I'm here.

Hey, look at this.

Yeah.

Woo!

I can't wait for you all night.

Why don't you put the fucking mask on?

Wear it now, or go back to your room and stay there.

What is this?

Tessa.

No.

No, no, no.

How do you know about that?

Laura?

Dad?

No, no, I'm not gonna... I can't... I'm not gonna...

Who's there?

I said who's there?

Come out.

Don't move or I'll shoot.

Please, no, no.

Hey, uh, so I got a job at a restaurant,

and I asked for an advance to pay rent,

and they said they'd think about it.

So, that's... anyway, I'm gonna go out.

Uh.

This is for you, mate.

Ah, hello, cutie.

Hello, cutie.

Let me make you a drink.

Okay, act... actually, you know what, I'm okay for a drink.

I... I think I've had enough.

Honey, it's never enough with me.

Ha.

And I am going to make you...

...something very special.

- There. - Oh, thank you.

Yeah, come on, don't be a party pooper.

- Just come on. - Yeah.

- Let's toast. - All right.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- What's up? - Huh?

Do you think I'm gonna roofie you or something?

Ah, no.

No, the... no, I'm just...

No, I'd prefer yours, though,

'cause, you know, lipstick.

- Ahh. - Wow.

Huh?

Oh, I love a man who can hold his liquor.

Mm, yeah.

Okay, while you finish yours, I'm gonna go

make myself another.

Yeah, wait, wait, wait, lipstick.

That's it.

- Thank you. - Hm.

Ahh.

Nice apartment.

Thanks.

How was your drink?

Oh, it's delicious, thank you.

- Mm, good, enjoy. - Very delicious.

- Thanks. - By the way.

- Hm? - I don't know if anyone

ever told you, but you have a beautiful,

beautiful neck.

Ahh.

You turn me on.

Ah.

Well.

- Well? - Uh-huh.

Cheers.

I wanna kiss every inch of you.

Mm, so romantic.

- Married? - What? No.

Oh.

Friends shouldn't keep secrets, don't you agree?

Oh, for sure.

So,

do you like other people watching us?

Or you prefer to have sex in private?

Huh?

Oh, hi there.

Eric, could you introduce me to your friend?

What are you talking about?

That one.

I thought we agreed to no secrets.

Uh.

But, you took the tape off, didn't you?

I don't... I...

- I should go. - No, that's okay.

Don't worry.

I just thought it's rude

not to say hello to our mutual friend.

Hm?

I know, why don't we invite him over?

- Hm? - I've...

Or,

we can go to his place.

Okay, I've... I've made a mistake.

Um, I'm gonna go, okay?

I'm just... I should... I should just go.

- No. - Oh, my God.

One more kiss, baby, just before you go.

No, what are you doing?

No, this...

I'm sorry, this was a mistake.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Tell me his name.

Tell me his name.

His name's Henry.

Hm.

Hello, Henry.

Henry, why won't you come over

and join the party?

- He can't. - Why not?

Because he gets panic attacks and he can't talk to girls.

Oh, so he can just sit there,

and spy on me and jerk off?

Apparently.

Well, this is so fucked.

Henry, why won't you turn the webcam on

so I can see you?

Leave him alone.

Henry, I think I deserve to see

the man who's been spying on me.

Turn the webcam on.

Just turn it on, Henry.

Hm.

Young.

I thought he would be older.

Well, Henry, why won't you

come over tonight so we could finish this nonsense

- once and for all? - I told you, he can't.

Let's just forget it, huh?

Let's just forget it.

Then, why are you here anyways?

Hm?

So, that your perverted friend

could watch you having sex with me?

No, no, no, no, no, that's not it at all.

That's not it at all, I... no, that's not it.

I... what I wanted was...

I wanted... I had... I had to see you.

I had to.

I wanted to come here so that we could...

So we could fuck in front of your friend?

No, listen, look, I agree with you.

Henry, he is a weirdo.

I mean, he sits in his room all day and he looks at women,

and yes, I humor him, but when I saw you...

...it was different.

I wanted to touch you.

I wanted to...

to smell you, to gaze into your eyes,

to... to kiss your lips.

I couldn't stand seeing you with other men, I...

I wanted it to be me, you know.

I mean, I knew... I knew it could be.

I know, yes, I know it sounds crazy,

and I know I'm probably a piece of shit,

and you could just, like, tell me to get lost,

or call the cops, and that would be completely fair,

but,

I had to give us a chance.

Hm.

And you're a very good bullshitter.

No, I'm not bullshitting.

When you kissed me,

it felt as if my heart might explode.

Well, it was a good kiss.

Most men don't know how to kiss.

Maybe one more kiss, huh?

Before you kick me out.

I should go, 'cause...

I'm sorry if you feel I've deceived you.

I promise that Henry won't bother you again,

neither will I.

I... I'll never forget you.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Will you shut up?

Shall we?

Bye, Henry.

So, Laura's gonna come pick me up.

Gonna crash at hers until I find my own place.

Not that it means anything to you, but,

me and Laura really like each other, Henry.

Hey, I only got half the deposit.

I hope cash is okay.

What are you wearing?

You look like an idiot, take that off, Henry.

Seriously.

What's going on?

What are you doing, Henry?

Hello.

Hello?

Eric?

Eric?

Eric?

Henry?

Henry?

Please help me.

I'm hurt.

Where are you?

In here.

Just hurry.

I'm bleeding.

I'm dying.

I'm so scared.

So cold and dark.

I don't... I don't like the dark.

Please help me.

Help me.

My son did something bad.

Where is your son?

He's in his room.

I put him there.

I lock him up when he does something bad.

Ahh.

Please, please!

Please!

Please stop!

Stop!

Let go.

Henry, please!

I thought... I thought I killed you

and buried you in the yard.

Now you're trying to blame me?

I'm...

I'm so sorry, I...

I thought that you were doing it the whole time,

but it was... it was... it was him.

It was him.

It was my dad. I'm so sorry.

Don't be such a fucking coward, Henry.

- Fucking do it! - No!

Don't do it.

Please.

Fuck you!

No, don't do it!

Fucking do it!

He's gonna live inside of me.

He's not gonna let me go.

You're never gonna let me go.

I'm sorry.

But I have to bury you.

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♪ I was only easing my mind ♪

♪ I was on the 4th of July ♪

♪ Out on the fire escape getting high ♪

♪ I was on a bridge in the cold night ♪

♪ I was on a mountain in the sunlight ♪

♪ I was on a river in the wake ♪

♪ Take too much, take too much to take ♪

♪ I had a dream the other night ♪

♪ I was making love like I was all right ♪

♪ I was on some hater shit ♪

♪ Too young to die, too old to quit ♪

♪ Then I got it in my mind ♪

♪ I was gonna save the world ♪

♪ And I walked into a bar and I fell in love ♪

♪ With the wrong girl ♪

♪ And now the only thing I want ♪

♪ Is just the thrill of feeling calm ♪