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I love you, Dave.
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Can you love yourself?
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I'm gonna try.
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[guitar playing]
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♪ I knew when I saw you♪
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♪ From your car♪
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♪ From the start♪
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♪ I had to hear
your heart race♪
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♪ The hardest place♪
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♪ To get a drink in L.A.♪
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♪ I was late,
but as fate would have it♪
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♪ We fell in love♪
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♪ I was me and now I'm us♪
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♪ And I don't know
where to go from here♪
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♪ I'll brave the storm
I caused.♪
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[guitar keeps playing]
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Obviously, I would learn
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-how to play the guitar, but
-[music shuts off]
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I think it's
a pretty achievable thing.
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You are a born entertainer.
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-This is something, uh...
-[guitar jangles] -Oops, sorry.
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This is something we would do
on the side, you know,
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uh, to add to the enigmatic
story that is Dave.
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Just a piece of the puzzle.
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Um, I think when I do that
I'd like to go by
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the stage name Mandemius,
and potentially
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[accent]:
I might have a British accent
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if I continue to work at it
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and figure it out for myself.
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But I might have
to take dialect lessons
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in addition to the guitar, so...
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Uh, how's the actual album
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coming along, though, guys?
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The XXLstuff
just came out,
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and we'd like to ride
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-that rapper momentum.
-Mm.
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And you killed that shit,
by the way,
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so could be
a lot of traction.
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Thank you.
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Um, they did a good job
editorially with that.
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Uh, the album...
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How do I want to even say this?
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So I just want to say we do
appreciate you guys very much.
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-The house is phenomenal.
-Great.
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-EXEC: Our pleasure.
-So, so nice.
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I don't think we have
to pussyfoot around this.
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Tessa's my road dog.
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[barks, chuckles]
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So here's what's going on.
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Penithis a bear, um,
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and I'm a gorilla.
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Don't get me wrong,
but what I'm finding out is that
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when bears and gorillas,
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-you know... you can't
crossbreed all the time. -Mm.
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I am trying to play God.
I'm realizing that might be
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too much hubricof me.
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So I am struggling
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with the behemoth
that is Penith.
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Uh, how much of it
would you say is done, though?
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-Donedone?
-Yeah, done done. Percentage-wise.
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Done done. Uh...
♪ Dun dun dun.♪
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Um, I've got, like,
four half songs
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that I don't believe in at all.
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So I don't even count those
as a... so...
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Nothing.
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-Um...
-Zero?
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Yeah.
I do have six folk songs
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that are incredible.
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-The wrong genre, but...
-Um...
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Especially since that
album release date is
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closely approaching.
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How much time, like,
do you think you might need?
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Yeah, we might need to do a
little bit of a nudge there, uh,
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but if we're being conservative,
I don't...
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A year.
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Daylight savings time has been
really throwing me off
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-with the darkness.
-TESSA: Right.
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Yeah, I think we'll just focus
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on some housekeeping stuff then.
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Housekeeping, great.
I-I would love a housekeeper.
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-[Dave straining]
-CAROL: A right at the top of the stairs,
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and then another right.
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Don't hit the sconce.
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-Don't hit the Sconce.
-Okay, I'm not.
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You have your own bathroom.
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I think you're gonna like
the water pressure.
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DON:
You know, David always took the longest showers.
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MIKE:
Yeah, I can imagine.
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Aw, geez, I just can't believe
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you got fired from that label.
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Mom, I didn't get fired
from a record label.
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-I don't work at a record label.
-MIKE: No, he got evicted.
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Which is much worse
because it directly affects me.
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It's the entertainment industry.
Some people lack patience.
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They don't understand
what this is, fine.
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The chip on my shoulder
just grows larger, okay?
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What is this room, by the way?
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It's like a little girl's room.
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-Yeah.
-CAROL: It's an Airbnb.
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It's so naiïve.
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Well...
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Mama, can you make me
a sandwich?
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Of course, sweetheart.
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Do you want it in triangles?
You got it.
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-DAVE: Thanks, Mama.
-You're welcome.
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[sarcastically]:
"Mama. Mama, will you make me some sandwiches?
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"And cut it up so my baby teeth
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can get through this bread,
maybe?"
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-CAROL: Michael?
-Yeah?
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Would you like a sandwich?
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Yeah, please.
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-CAROL: Okay.
-Thank you.
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Hey, man.
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I don't think you're a failure.
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I... Yeah. I don't think
I'm a failure either.
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Why would you--
I don't--
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I didn't think you thought that.
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Okay. Good.
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[vehicle approaching]
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Sorry.
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I got caught on this, like,
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endless FaceTime
with my sister.
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It was a whole thing, and...
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-How are you?
-Good.
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You know, a little bit
of a setback.
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But...
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Are you having a good time
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living with your
favorite people again?
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Uh, yeah. I feel like
I'm, like, you know,
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reduced to my core.
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I'm back, uh,
finding my roots.
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Just wish it could be under
less embarrassing circumstances.
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It's not embarrassing, Dave.
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I was literally
kicked out of my house
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for lack of productivity.
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[chuckling]
Okay, I know that you
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have a very specific plan
for how everything
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is supposed to go,
and that this is
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-not part of that, probably.
-Mm.
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But it's just a detour.
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Yeah, just a detour.
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Well, I guess
you probably don't want
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your, uh, housewarming gifts.
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-You got me gifts?
-Yeah.
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Come on.
Come to my, uh, my car,
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where I have the gifts located.
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-Come on.
-Sure.
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-I'm in pursuit.
-Yeah.
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100% authentic gifts.
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-There's multiple?
-Yeah. And this...
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What-what is this?
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What is this?
It's a headband for your hair.
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Like you've always wanted.
You're always like,
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-"Aah, my hair."
-Am I saying that?
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It was custom-made for you.
So try it on.
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Okay. Huh.
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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-Do I look good in this?
-Stunning.
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-You look amazing!
-Is this a good look?
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You should be a professional
fuckin' Halloween player
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-for soccer.
-What?
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And... Okay, got it.
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[whoops]
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This is the big one.
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-Get ready.
-Ooh, I gotta get out of your way.
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-[laughs] Are you ready?
-Yeah.
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[exhales]
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[laughs]
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-Did you really?
-I did.
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You have truly outdone yourself.
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-Yeah.
-You have gotten me the worst gift
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a man could receive.
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I mean, I can't even
blow up a balloon.
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-Okay.
-You know that. Yeah.
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-I did forget that you sa--
-I can't.
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But I also don't think
that's true,
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-Dave.
-You think I li--
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Now you sound like the bullies
that I had to deal with
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who said, "This guy can't
blow up a balloon."
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I can't.
I have a slack jaw.
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Okay, then give it to me,
and I will give it to someone
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who can blow it.
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That's unfair. I can use
the gift any way I want.
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Dave...
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It's mine. I appreciate
all these gifts.
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You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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You can just Venmo me.
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-No.
-[snorts]
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You can't blame me for
every raisin that you see.
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-Have you guys seen
my laptop anywhere? -We both eat raisins.
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-I haven't seen it.
-I'm not blaming you for every raisin,
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-just these three.
-Yeah, and what, do they have my name on it?
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-[rap music playing]
-What are you doing?
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DON:
What about that cashew?
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Please get off of my laptop.
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I was listening to the records
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that you made this past year.
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-[music shuts off]
-No, Dave, you can't keep me
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in the dark anymore, man.
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This is none of your business.
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This is literally
my only business.
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At least let me try
and help you.
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You're not even
in the right folder.
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Okay, well, where do I go?
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"Penithpossibilities."
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"Penithposs--"
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-Possibilities.
-I get it.
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There's no organization to this.
You're playing stuff at random.
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Okay, what's-what's "Me Too"?
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-"Me Too" is a radical...
-Let's hear it.
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♪ You wanna cuddle
in my bed? Me, too♪
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♪ Are you on board
to have sex? Me, too♪
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♪ Oh, you came?
Oh, me, too!♪
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♪ Do you use shampoo?
Me, too♪
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♪ Do you fuck with movies?
Me, too♪
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♪ Do you wanna fuck?
Oh, yeah, me, too♪
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♪ Ooh, respectfully.♪
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-[music off]
-Okay, do you know what's going on
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-right now in the world?
-Yeah, what? I don't...
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-I don't think it's a good idea.
-I just think that's, like,
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the worst thing
you could ever have thought.
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Yeah, I don't like it.
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Okay, what about "Jenkum"?
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-What is "Jenkum"?
-Ooh.
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It's a sweet spot in my heart.
Jenkum is, uh,
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when you take shit and
you put it in a plastic bag...
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-Okay, that's enough.
-...and you let it ferment.
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-And you huff it, and you...
-I don't need to hear it.
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What about "Ally's Song"?
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Is that a real thing?
Because if it is,
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-we should put it out
immediately. -No, that's in the wrong folder.
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-It's "Ally's Song," and it's
not even in the right...
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Oh, well, then,
I want to hear it.
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You don't need to hear it.
Please don't.
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[slow, melodic music playing]
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh whoa♪
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♪ I fucked the whole thing up♪
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♪ I did it all backwards♪
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♪ Now I'm all alone
with my rap verse♪
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♪ I could barely share
a password♪
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♪ I said we'd dance,
I left you there♪
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♪ I left me there, too♪
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♪ You had my back,
I puked on you♪
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♪ I chased my dream
so much it ran♪
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♪ I can't make jokes
without your laugh, it seems♪
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♪ I'd do anything to melt you♪
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♪ I took you for granted♪
249
00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,120
♪ I'll give you
belly rubs, too♪
250
00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,731
♪ Did you like the rabbit?♪
251
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,428
♪ It's killing me to kill you♪
252
00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,082
♪ And you were the magic♪
253
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,911
♪ But I fucked
the whole thing up♪
254
00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,957
♪ I did it all backwards♪
255
00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:29,873
♪ Now I'm all alone
with my rap verse♪
256
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:33,181
♪ You were the best
at my worst♪
257
00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:36,010
♪ And I miss you, Ally♪
258
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,447
♪ Hoot-hoot♪
259
00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,883
[Mike chuckles]
260
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:43,060
♪ I'm lost without you♪
261
00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,628
♪ Hoot-hoot.♪
262
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,412
It's-- That's good.
Dave, that's good.
263
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,284
I mean, it's different. It's
like nothing I've ever heard
264
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,764
-you make before.
-Yeah.
265
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,330
I didn't know you even
did stuff like that.
266
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,158
I-- It's not a Lil Dicky song.
It's-- I don't...
267
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,769
No, it's not a Lil Dicky song
because you don't mention
268
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,509
your penis the entire time.
269
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,860
This is great to be different
and to try new stuff.
270
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,426
I hear you,
and I'm happy you like it,
271
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,472
but it's definitely not, like,
the type of thing
272
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:06,127
-that's going on Penith.
-Well, it should.
273
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,650
It should be on the album,
274
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,825
-because you have
to show growth. -No, M...
275
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,784
And I think that's huge.
And also,
276
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,394
it's nice to acknowledge that
you're still in love with Ally.
277
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,265
-I mean...
-Uh, no.
278
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,006
People love breakup songs.
279
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,399
That was the impetus of that.
280
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:19,662
So I experimented in the lane,
281
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,533
tapped into emotion--
it's not that...
282
00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:24,014
-Mm.
-I love Ally as a friend, but...
283
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,973
there won't be a breakup song
with my wife.
284
00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,801
-I'll tell you that much.
-Okay. Yeah, well...
285
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,150
Sounds like you've got this
whole life thing figured out.
286
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,934
"Jenkum" it is.
287
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,590
Hey, honey, dinner's in 20.
288
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,418
All right,
I'm gonna shower real quick.
289
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,159
David, you don't have time.
290
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,595
You just said dinner was in 20.
291
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,597
-Please don't be late.
-Okay.
292
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,555
♪
293
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,664
CAROL:
Milk or seltzer?
294
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:07,231
Uh, seltzer's good.
295
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,451
CAROL:
You got it.
296
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:16,676
["The Freshmen"
by The Verve Pipe playing]
297
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,819
Oh, Mila.
298
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:36,043
♪ When I was young
I knew everything♪
299
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,045
-[Dave moaning]
-♪ And she a punk♪
300
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,047
♪ Who rarely ever took advice♪
301
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,483
Oh, God.
302
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,398
♪ Now I'm guilt stricken♪
303
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,835
♪ Sobbing with my head
on the floor♪
304
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:49,230
♪ Stop a baby's breath and♪
305
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,971
♪ A shoe full of rice, no♪
306
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,190
Uh, don't run, stop running.
307
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,366
-Don't run, don't run.
-♪ Can't be held responsible♪
308
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,108
[moaning, panting]
309
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:01,372
♪ 'Cause she was
touching her face♪
310
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,073
♪ I won't be held responsible♪
311
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:11,382
♪ She fell in love
in the first place.♪
312
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,471
[vocalizing]
313
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,528
Did you get in touch
with the doctor?
314
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,182
I left a message.
315
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,879
And they said he'd call me back.
316
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,272
And he didn't call me back.
317
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,708
Well, that happened yesterday,
also.
318
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,665
I know, they don't
call you back here.
319
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,581
-I don't understand.
-But, honey, you need to stay on it.
320
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,018
-You're late for dinner.
-What, stay on the phone?
321
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,455
-Or...?
-I'm 90 seconds late, Mom...
322
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,805
One second late for dinner
is still late for dinner.
323
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,286
You know I had a single request.
You always do this.
324
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,941
I mean, if I were
always 90 seconds late,
325
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,899
wouldn't that,
by definition, make me
326
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,596
an incredibly punctual
human being?
327
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,511
He's good-- that's a good point.
328
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,339
-Give it to me, give it to me.
-He's good!
329
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,428
-Very good, very good. What?
-Thank you.
330
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,779
What? I'm just saying the guy's
had a pretty rough week.
331
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,519
-Yeah.
-Fine, you two win.
332
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,260
Be late forever.
Look what I made for you.
333
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,654
DAVE:
And then I just press yes or no.
334
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,178
And then a new,
gorgeous woman comes on.
335
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,224
-And... yeah.
-CAROL [laughs]: Oh, my God!
336
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,443
DAVE:
And you press this and it shows different pictures and...
337
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,837
Are they all in their underwear?
338
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,752
Certainly not wife material.
339
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,494
You haven't met anyone
you're interested in?
340
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:22,105
No, nobody swept me
off my feet yet.
341
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,107
David, you got to stop talking
342
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,892
about being swept off your feet.
343
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,937
That's easy for you to say, Mom.
You stumbled into perfection
344
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,896
in a man named Don.
Like, if I could meet
345
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,723
-a female Don,
then it'd be perfect. -Wait, no...
346
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,334
-That's magic, that guy.
-Hang on.
347
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:36,380
We met, we were compatible
and the timing was right.
348
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,078
That's all I want!
What do you mean?
349
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,993
I want to be walking
down the street and, like,
350
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,082
see a woman walk
out of a Barnes & Noble.
351
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,519
David... Uncle Doug set us up
352
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,087
because I was fat
and your dad liked fat women,
353
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,871
-but it wasn't magical.
-What?
354
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,786
We became best friends
and he makes me laugh every day
355
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,615
and... that's,
that's all I need.
356
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,573
Well, that sounds magical,
what do you mean?
357
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:56,923
It's a rags-to-riches story--
358
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,446
you were overweight
and Don came in,
359
00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,882
-and he dominated...
-Hey.
360
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,318
You want to watch
the Schitt's Creek?
361
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,885
-Don, do you see...
-Sure.
362
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,408
...that we're in the middle
of a conversation?
363
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,715
-Fine, I'll watch upstairs.
-CAROL: No, wait!
364
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,630
-No, do not watch it
without us, no. -Don't watch it without us.
365
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,545
This is your cousin,
she wants to know
366
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,329
why you haven't texted her.
367
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,896
My phone is off.
368
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,290
-Well, turn your phone on and...
-DON: Okay.
369
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,336
-and text her back, Don!
-DON: All right.
370
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,208
-God!
-Hey.
371
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,687
-Oh, my God.
-Don't be so mean to Don.
372
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,385
Do you know how many times
I've asked him
373
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,821
not to turn his phone off?
He's completely incapable.
374
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,344
It's driving me nuts.
375
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,998
Well, that's
what you're here for.
376
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,826
-You got to take care of him.
-Yeah, no kidding.
377
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,872
I-I haven't shown you...
378
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,830
the photos from Egypt.
379
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,745
Oh, no, you haven't,
but I've heard a lot
380
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,790
about the Gizan air,
so I can really picture it
381
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,749
very vividly, honestly.
382
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,707
-Sure.
-I'm just drained right now.
383
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,100
That's fine, you know what,
384
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,797
I'm gonna go ahead
and say good night.
385
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,408
Oh, that's great.
SportsCenteris on right now.
386
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,323
-This is perfect timing, Mama.
-Perfect.
387
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,890
I love you.
I'll see you in the morning.
388
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,761
Real funny, Mama--
come back here and kiss me
389
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,806
-good night on my cheek,
come on. -[laughs]
390
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,634
-Never.
-Are you out of your mind? Yeah, right in the middle.
391
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,245
-Okay, that wasn't
right in the middle. -That was...
392
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,594
I need you to focus.
It was a little off-center.
393
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,465
I'd like it right in the middle.
394
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,989
-Thanks, Mama.
-You're welcome.
395
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,512
-I love you.
-I love you.
396
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,730
David, you're open.
397
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,210
Huh?
398
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,733
You're open. You're...
399
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,997
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
400
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,784
Okay, I didn't see much.
401
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,918
[indistinct chatter on TV]
402
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,969
-Do people buy belts?
-No.
403
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,710
I know I'm here for hoodies,
but, like, maybe I need a belt.
404
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:29,841
No, you don't.
405
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,452
You have a great selection.
406
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,801
Just pick something,
don't obsess. Dad'll pay for it.
407
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,195
-Okay, you're leaving?
-I-- Yes.
408
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,023
-I've got stuff to do.
-Be safe! Be safe! Be safe!
409
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,677
All right.
Don, text me when you're done.
410
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,766
-Okay.
-[quietly]: Don't die.
411
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,725
So this is why you retire,
am I right?
412
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,422
I don't know
how you gave it up, Big D.
413
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,990
Wasn't it, like, your dream
to be a lawyer forever?
414
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,470
Well, I just wanted to be happy.
415
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,341
I never cared how I got there.
416
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,300
You know, when you think about
it, my legacy is your legacy.
417
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,997
At the end of the day,
my success is yours.
418
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,173
So, like, we're gonna be
covered, I hope you know that.
419
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,045
Yeah, okay.
420
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,437
[exhales]
421
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,265
You are the cutest man
in the world.
422
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,702
-[chuckles] Thanks.
-You look like
423
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,704
a turtle without its shell
and I marvel
424
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,968
-at your physical grace.
-I like turtles.
425
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,274
♪ When the laughter dies♪
426
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,581
♪ Who are you, who are you♪
427
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,236
♪ When you're alone at night♪
428
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,064
♪ When the world,
when the world♪
429
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,544
♪ When the world spins around♪
430
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,851
♪ Will you be, will you be
will you be lost or found...♪
431
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,635
Hey there,
can I help you find anything?
432
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,376
-Oh, hi, I'm sorry, what?
-You know,
433
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,770
we're actually doing free
makeovers if you're interested.
434
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,554
Oh, I'm not, I don't think
I'm gonna buy anything.
435
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,513
Oh, it's okay.
It'll only take a few minutes.
436
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,428
-And it is free.
-Yeah?
437
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038
Yeah.
438
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,649
-Ah... okay.
-Okay.
439
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,391
♪ 'Cause I opened my heart...♪
440
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,393
You think I can pull this off?
441
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,917
Oh, yeah, smoky eye,
442
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,485
red lip-- I mean,
it's a classic look.
443
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,487
All right, thank you so much.
I'll think about it.
444
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,837
-Thank you.
-Yeah, okay.
445
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,927
["Desire" by Tempers
feat. Rem Koolhaas playing]
446
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,800
♪
447
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,889
Jesus Christ, Don.
448
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:05,546
♪
449
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,590
Whoa!
450
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,897
[grunts]
451
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,161
-Wow.
-MAN: Lady, are you okay?
452
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,165
I'm fine.
453
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,603
I'm... fine.
454
00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:21,692
[water running]
455
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,874
[air blowing]
456
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,921
-[exhales]
-[line ringing]
457
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,750
-Do--
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Your call
458
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:36,968
-has been forwarded
to an automated... -Fuck.
459
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,970
Are you fucking kidding me?
460
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,103
So I just swipe it?
461
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,365
-Oh, it's a chip.
-A what?
462
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,106
-A chip?
-A chip.
463
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,977
-Insert, insert, put it in.
-What do you mean, a...
464
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,544
-See, that side goes in there.
-What? Is this something new?
465
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,503
-You've never seen this before?
-CAROL: Don! Don!
466
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:52,288
What is the use of having a
phone if you never turn it on?!
467
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,160
What happened to your face?
468
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,249
I gave you my old phone,
I still can't reach you!
469
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,686
-Turn on your fucking phone!
-All right.
470
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,905
-I'll do it, all right.
-It's too late, I'm leaving.
471
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,430
If you guys want to come with,
fine, if not, Uber.
472
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,040
-DAVE: I'll do this, uh...
-DON: It's on now, okay?
473
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,824
Okay, what is
the return policy on this?
474
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,044
-900 days with a receipt.
-Okay.
475
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,133
Thank you.
476
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:19,707
Just think back to when you guys
met for the first time.
477
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,192
Or... can I put
some music on, maybe?
478
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,150
Don't change the settings.
Please don't mess with it.
479
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:37,246
♪ It's undeniable♪
480
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,164
♪ Yeah, mm♪
481
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,211
♪ One, you're
like a dream come true♪
482
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,169
♪ Two♪
483
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,563
♪ Just wanna be with you♪
484
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:53,001
♪ Three, girl,
it's plain to see♪
485
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:57,005
♪ That you're
the only one for me♪
486
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,877
-David, please,
I have a headache. -♪ And four...♪
487
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,098
[Dave humming]
488
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,972
[knocking]
489
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,757
-[door opens]
-[knocking]
490
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,846
Mama?
491
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,113
Mama?
492
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,984
-Mama--
-Oh, God!
493
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,812
-I'm sorry, I didn't mean--
-David, what are you doing?
494
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:24,206
-I'm sleeping.
-I know, but naptime's over.
495
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,643
And you got to wake up.
I got a surprise for you, Mama.
496
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,037
-What are you talking about?
-You'll see,
497
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,691
-if you just get up, come on.
-Oh, honey...
498
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,259
My dear, sweet mama,
I will be taking care of you.
499
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,870
-Close your eyes, by the way.
-What? No, no, no.
500
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,177
-Is... No.
David, is this a punk? -Mm-hmm, yep.
501
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,787
Am I a punk?
502
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,963
I think you don't understand
that phrase, but...
503
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,487
-Come on, Mama.
-Oh, my God, David, what did you do?
504
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:47,098
-You're about to find out.
-Oh, God.
505
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,884
-You ready?
-I don't know.
506
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:53,235
Voila, company chicken
and company noodles.
507
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,064
I don't-- What--? What is,
what is this about?
508
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,761
Please, come on.
What is this about?
509
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,937
It's about you and Don's love
and tapping back into it.
510
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:02,113
Come on, it's a romantic dinner.
511
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,638
You know, I was listening
512
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:07,031
to my tapes
and I saw him making it,
513
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,990
but I'm probably
just as surprised as you are.
514
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,253
-A little bit of wine.
-Very elegant.
515
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,951
Yeah, learned it from the best.
I'm gonna put the fireplace on.
516
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,258
He's just trying
to create a romantic...
517
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,912
-No, what he's trying to do,
-...dinner.
518
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,435
but I was sleeping...
519
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:22,569
Oh, my God.
You have sauce all over you.
520
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:25,093
-Wipe that off.
-All right, all right.
521
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,747
Well, you know,
why do you throw things
522
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,270
-at me like that?
-[stammering]
523
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,489
-Does that feel good?
-I was trying to help.
524
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,794
-[overlapping arguing]
-Guys,
525
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,448
I'm not watching
you guys bicker anymore.
526
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,755
David, we've been married
for 30 years. It's normal, okay?
527
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,410
Well, when you do it
in front of me,
528
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,281
it makes me sad.
529
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,153
Oh, for God's sake.
530
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,025
Grow up.
You're almost 30 years old.
531
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,940
Stop being so selfish.
532
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,290
What are you talking...
533
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,900
-[Carol sighs]
-How am I being selfish
534
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,424
if I just made you
your favorite dinner?
535
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,860
-I don't understand.
-My-my favorite dinner?
536
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,296
-Yeah, company chicken,
-Company chicken?
537
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,689
-and I spent so much time.
-I don't...
538
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,778
I don't like company chicken,
David.
539
00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:01,782
-You make it every single time
company comes over. -I make it for you
540
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,088
because you love it.
I make it for you, not me.
541
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,177
Well,
how am I supposed to know that?
542
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,788
You sit there
and you eat it every time.
543
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,703
And I still am
failing to realize
544
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,487
how me making you a whole meal
is me being selfish.
545
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,794
-Explain that.
-Oh, my God, David!
546
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,883
You just woke me up.
547
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,928
You brought me down here
and did all of this.
548
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,235
That was not for me.
That was for you.
549
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,976
-It was for you guys.
-That was...
550
00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:25,022
David, that was for you, because
you wanted to feel better.
551
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,937
I wanted to show you pictures
from Egypt,
552
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,548
but you weren't interested.
553
00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:30,114
-Oh, my God. Egypt?
-You had other things to do.
554
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,899
You came down late for dinner.
I asked you...
555
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,075
-I was 90 seconds late!
-You wanted to take a shower,
556
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,555
-Jesus Christ!
-so you were late.
557
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,557
Everything's a fucking issue
with you!
558
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,168
-David, that's enough.
-No, Dad. Like, she's always riding you.
559
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,561
It's, like, nonstop with her.
560
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,954
I said enough!
Okay? Sit down.
561
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,480
Okay.
562
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:50,961
Don't talk to your mother
like that.
563
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:53,486
You-you have no idea
what she does for us.
564
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,750
Between moving to a new city
and taking on new clients,
565
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,665
my depression
and you staying here with us,
566
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,232
uh, you have no idea,
David. None.
567
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,496
Whoa, whoa. What do you mean,
your depression?
568
00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,412
-Oh.
-What does that mean?
569
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,328
Well, it's-it's--
Well, sometime...
570
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:13,070
Your father has depression,
David.
571
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:19,207
Since when?
572
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,732
Forever.
573
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,127
Look, my mother
was depressed, too,
574
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:28,390
so maybe it's hereditary,
I don't know.
575
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,000
-But... but...
-This is--
576
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:32,699
Why would you never
tell me this?
577
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,050
You never asked.
578
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,663
-[sniffles]
-DON: Well, what?
579
00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,665
♪
580
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:45,146
[whimpers]
581
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,235
[sobbing]
582
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,325
DON:
Dave...
583
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,761
[crying]
584
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,807
Wh-- Why is he crying?
585
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,939
David, what is it?
586
00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,769
David?
587
00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:02,598
Come on.
588
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:06,080
[crying]:
I don't even know anything about you.
589
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:07,690
[inhales sharply]
590
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:10,693
I-I don't even know, like,
what you think about,
591
00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:13,261
or what your
favorite colors are, or...
592
00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:15,263
I know nothing.
I'm a bad son.
593
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:16,873
-DON: No.
-Oh. -Yes, I am.
594
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,875
How could you argue with that?
What do you mean?
595
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,921
I don't even know
he's depressed. He's my dad.
596
00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,357
I think your favorite food is
my favorite food.
597
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,054
I'm a fucking idiot.
598
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:25,142
[sniffles]
599
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:26,753
I feel like if you guys died,
600
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,537
I wouldn't even know
what to say at your funeral.
601
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:29,799
[sniffles loudly]
602
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,932
Oh...
603
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:34,108
Uh, we're not...
we're not gonna...
604
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,589
-We're not gonna die.
-You can't die.
605
00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:39,548
-[crying]
-DON: We're not dying, David.
606
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,205
Mine's tan.
607
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:47,774
What?
608
00:23:47,817 --> 00:23:50,037
My favorite color.
609
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,387
It's tan.
610
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,476
-No, it's not.
-It is.
611
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,173
-[chuckles]
-It's tan.
612
00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:57,871
You're the only person
in the, in the world
613
00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,350
-whose favorite color is tan.
-[laughs]
614
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:00,830
Well, then, I'm very special.
615
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,615
-Like you are.
-Well, I agree, you are special,
616
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,617
and I'll paint
my whole abdomen tan.
617
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,706
-[laughs]
-I'll do anything you want.
618
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:08,969
And I love you so much.
619
00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:10,318
I love you, too, David.
620
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:12,059
Can I have a bite
of the chicken?
621
00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:17,891
"Making mud pies, 007?"
622
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,980
[both laughing]
623
00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:22,939
[laughing]: Thank you.
You really do that so well.
624
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,375
DON:
Ha! Getting better.
625
00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:25,855
CAROL:
[laughs] Come sit down.
626
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:26,900
ALLY:
Do you want a drink?
627
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,293
-Um...
-Oh, Accutane.
628
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,034
No, but I can have...
I can have one.
629
00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:32,862
-You can have one.
-I haven't had one in so long.
630
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,516
-You can have one, right?
-Pour it on.
631
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,779
-It's Bachelornight. Come on.
-Yeah, let's go.
632
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,173
I'm actually very excited
to see what's going on
633
00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:40,827
with Chloe's journey.
634
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,524
Because she's just
so mysterious,
635
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:43,917
I don't know what's going
on with her.
636
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,527
-Yeah.
-You know, she's such an enema.
637
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:46,746
An enema?
638
00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,878
-Uh, enigma?
-Enigma.
639
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:50,967
-Yeah.
-Enigma.
640
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:54,623
I think an enema is, like,
a catheter for your ass.
641
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:57,191
-Enigma, enigma, enigma, enigma.
-[laughs]
642
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,672
-Enigma. God.
-I hate that that fucking thing makes me laugh every time,
643
00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,064
-[chuckles]
-but it-it really does.
644
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,066
I am the Chris Farley
of my school.
645
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:04,285
I know.
646
00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:06,722
-[Clears throat] Okay.
-Uh, hey.
647
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:10,552
Before this,
can I play you a song?
648
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:13,686
[chuckles]:
You play me a song?
649
00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:15,818
-Yeah, I have this thing, um...
-Yeah.
650
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,733
Uh, like, I showed it
to Mike earlier,
651
00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:19,692
-and he really liked it,
and I, uh... -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
652
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:22,216
Okay. Here. Yep. There.
653
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,131
-Those are for the ears.
-Okay.
654
00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:25,175
-Um..
-Fancy.
655
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,177
And, uh, there's a l--
656
00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:30,093
like, a lot I want to say
about it to you...
657
00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:34,097
-Okay.
-...that I will say after you listen.
658
00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,925
Okay.
659
00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,100
-Ready?
-Yes.
660
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,667
-Okay.
-[clears throat]
661
00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,756
[music plays faintly]
662
00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:43,629
Ooh, I like the music.
663
00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:45,369
♪ I fucked the whole thing up♪
664
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:46,980
And there you are.
665
00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:49,373
-♪ I did it all backwards♪
-Yep.
666
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,985
♪ Now I'm all alone
with my rap verse♪
667
00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:55,336
♪ I could barely share
a password♪
668
00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:58,382
♪ I said we'd dance,
I left you there♪
669
00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:00,123
♪ Oh, I left me there, too♪
670
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:03,170
♪ You had my back,
I puked on you♪
671
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:06,434
♪ I chased my dream
so much it ran♪
672
00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:10,046
♪ I can't make jokes
without your laugh, it seems♪
673
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,961
♪ I'd do anything to melt you♪
674
00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:13,659
♪ I took you for granted♪
675
00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,312
♪ I'll give you belly rubs,
too♪
676
00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:16,662
♪ Did you like the rabbit?♪
677
00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,881
♪ It's killing me to kill you♪
678
00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:22,015
♪ And you were the magic, but
I fucked the whole thing up♪
679
00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:25,627
-[sniffles]
-♪ I did it all backwards♪
680
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,761
-[cries]
-♪ Not I'm all alone with my rap verse♪
681
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:32,068
-♪ You were the best
at my worst♪ -[chuckles]
682
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,636
♪ And I miss you, Ally♪
683
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,639
♪ Hoot-hoot...♪
684
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,510
Dave, I...
685
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:42,731
I-I've just been thinking
a lot...
686
00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:45,081
No, Dave, I'm...
687
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:48,824
I spent a lot of time
and a lot of work
688
00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:52,001
to get over us.
689
00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,395
And I've moved on.
690
00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:57,877
And you're back in my life,
and we're friends.
691
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,793
And I don't want to lose that,
either, but...
692
00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:02,925
I'm...
693
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:12,021
I can't.
694
00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:16,852
No.
695
00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:18,985
It's just a song.
696
00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:22,075
This wasn't...
697
00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:24,294
-Yeah.
-Oh, my God.
698
00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:26,645
It's-- I should've, uh...
clarified.
699
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,951
-No, you said you...
-I know. Ah...
700
00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:30,649
-...wanted to talk, and it's...
-Yeah.
701
00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,259
I didn't-- I-- Sorry.
702
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:35,175
So, like, I obviously tapped
into, like, feelings
703
00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:37,133
and, you know, of wanting
to be back with your ex.
704
00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:39,179
-Right.
-Right. Sorry. Uh...
705
00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,789
And I just know that
I haven't always taken
706
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:43,400
your feelings into account,
like, for our whole,
707
00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:45,054
your know,
in terms of my music.
708
00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:48,362
So I just wanted you
to hear that, and, um...
709
00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:49,711
That's all.
710
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,104
'Cause I want to put it
on my album,
711
00:27:51,147 --> 00:27:52,235
and I didn't want you
to be blindsided.
712
00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:53,367
And I wanted your...
713
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:55,108
So, that's all that was.
714
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:57,719
-I'm sorry for the...
-No. I'm sorry.
715
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,678
-Okay. Sure.
-And thank you.
716
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,028
I will say,
if I'm being honest,
717
00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:07,381
I'm not ready
for everyone to hear this song.
718
00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:10,471
I'm sorry.
719
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:13,517
-I know you worked really hard
on it, and it is good. -[chuckles]
720
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,520
Uh, yeah, okay.
721
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,087
Why?
722
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:21,743
There's a lot of personal stuff
in here, Dave.
723
00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:24,267
-That's music. That's like--
-And there's a lot of things about me.
724
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,269
And people know
that you and I dated.
725
00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:27,706
-It's, like,
a privacy thing, and... -People? Who?
726
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,838
What people? Like,
the 15 friends that we--
727
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:32,188
-I don't understand.
-I don't need your Instagram fans
728
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,712
-[groans]
-having more of a reason to harass me also, and...
729
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,975
Instagram?
You're worried about Instagram?
730
00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:38,586
I'm sorry, but it's so hard
for me to make music.
731
00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:40,370
I finally have something
that I like,
732
00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:43,852
and you're not allowing me
to do it because of Instagram?
733
00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:46,159
-That's like...
-So...
734
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:48,770
you're taking my feelings
into account,
735
00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:51,773
unless you don't have
my permission?
736
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,254
-I'm ju-- Like.
-And then you're gonna do whatever.
737
00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:56,996
If-if art couldn't tap into,
like, personal feelings
738
00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,825
and, like, nuanced emotions
about, like, past experiences,
739
00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:03,350
like, there wouldn't be art,
you know?
740
00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:05,831
Don't you know what I'm saying?
741
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,224
I don't know. I mean,
we can talk about it more,
742
00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:10,357
or not, it's just...
743
00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:15,057
Whatever.
744
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:17,364
Let's just watch the show.
745
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:23,196
[TV playing faintly]
746
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,985
I'm just gonna go.
747
00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:35,817
[door opens]
748
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,645
[door slams shut]
749
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:42,737
♪
750
00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:59,449
♪ I knew when I saw you♪
751
00:29:59,493 --> 00:30:01,669
♪ From your car♪
752
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:09,590
♪ From the start I had to feel
your heart race♪
753
00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:16,292
♪ The hardest place
to get a drink in L.A.♪
754
00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:20,340
♪ I was late,
but as fate would have it♪
755
00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,995
♪ We fell in love♪
756
00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:26,781
♪ I was me,
and now I'm us♪
757
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:31,090
♪ And I don't know
where to go from here♪
758
00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:35,137
♪ I'll brave the storm
I caused.♪
759
00:30:54,722 --> 00:30:56,811
Hi, I'm Lil Dicky.
760
00:30:56,855 --> 00:31:00,032
I have always felt like I was
the biggest star on the planet.
761
00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:01,642
Uh, you ever pass
each other out?
762
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,165
Put your hands
on the one person's neck
763
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,124
until you lose oxygen
and you black out.
764
00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:07,082
So out of context.
765
00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:10,607
You turn the hearts
of many people.
766
00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:11,695
Like who?
767
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:14,002
I'm sorry. I'm very high.
768
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:15,699
MAN 1: You know
that white rapper, Lil Dicky? He's growing right now.
769
00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:17,484
He's got... Bad haircut.[MUMBLES]
770
00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:18,702
MAN 2: [OVER PHONE]
Horny white boy?
771
00:31:18,746 --> 00:31:20,052
Exactly.No. Yeah.
772
00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:26,058
[MUSIC PLAYING]
773
00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:27,886
[EERIE SOUNDS]
774
00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,105
[SNAKE HISSING]
775
00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:31,672
[MUSIC PLAYING]
776
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,109
[FAINT EERIE WHISPERS]
777
00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:36,546
[MUSIC PLAYING]
778
00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:41,146
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