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[GASPS] I haven't
seen you two in so long.
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That's because
you trapped us in that box, Lou,
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for 15 years,
I have so much TV to catch up on.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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How long have you
been standing there?
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Long enough
to know
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you can never teach me
about playing with puppets again.
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What is all
this stuff?
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Well, I had to bring all my
childhood treasures up here
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after possums took over
the crawl space.
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I only noticed when
one of my tea party guests started wiggling and bit me.
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So that explains
why all this is here,
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but not why it's here
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and why you're not
appropriately embarrassed.
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My mom wanted me
to throw all this stuff out,
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but I can't
get rid of it. It's precious.
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I will never forget
the first time
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I got Little Miss...
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Little Miss.
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Anyway, she's
real special to me.
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I'm going to
tell you what I told my great Aunt Georgie
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who used to collect
old newspapers, okay?
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You've got to get
yourself together, girl.
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I just don't think
I can let it all go.
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I'll help you. We can
sell everything online.
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You expect me to sell
my Itty Bitty Boppers audition tape?
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No. Some things
we'll throw away.
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Can we at least
watch it first?
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I sang My Heart Will Go On
from Titanic, dressed as old Rose.
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[GASPS]
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I think I still have
the nightgown around here somewhere.
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Again,
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get yourself
together, girl.
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[WHISTLES] ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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Parker, look what got posted
on the bulletin board.
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It's a flyer for a contest to
be the summer Moose Queen.
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Cool. Wait. Is the queen
a moose or a human?
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What a ridiculous question.
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Is what I would say
if it weren't a moose rump.
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Uh... human.
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Except for one year.
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Phew! But she was
quite the looker.
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Wow! Was not
expecting her to be in heels.
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Anyway,
apparently, the greater Moosetropolitan area
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selects a Moose Queen
every summer.
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Sounds like you
want to compete.
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I thought you left
the pageant life behind.
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I did,
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but the winner receives money
for their favorite charity.
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I could finally buy
the lake cleaning machine I've been saving up for.
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Hold on.
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This flyer says
you can't compete
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unless you're at least 16.
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Or four in moose years.
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What?
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How dare you?
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I am very mature
for my age, you...
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Meanie tangerinies!
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Look, maybe we could find
someone over 16
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to compete and agree
to donate the winnings to the lake.
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Maybe. But where
would we find someone with the confidence
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and competitive spirit
to actually win?
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Hah! You lost, Marvin.
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Call me Your Majesty
because I am the queen.
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Why are you guys
looking at me like that?
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Just picturing you
in an antler tiara.
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Nadine, there you are.
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I heard possums
had taken over Lou's crawlspace.
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Sounds like a job
for a camp superhero,
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Nadine the Machine.
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Sorry, Finn,
but The Machine is retired.
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Wait, aren't you
The Machine?
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You know
I don't understand the third person.
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Now I'm Nadine,
the grown-up.
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These days,
I'm all about doing my taxes
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and asking kids to use
their inside voice.
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But being a superhero
is in your DNA.
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It's who you are.
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It's who I was.
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From here on out,
I'm just an adult who hates Mondays
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and needs to buy
a spin bike to feel alive again.
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You be well now.
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Hmm.
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Sounds like someone
forgot who she is.
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And who better
to remind her than...
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a super villain.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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Sorry, I got a little
carried away there.
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Okay, if we're going to
sell your stuff online,
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we need to price
everything first.
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How much for this?$10,000.
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What? I took that writer
to class with me
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through all of high school
when I was little.
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The memories
are priceless.
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We'll say three bucks,
settle for two.
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Now, how much
for this rope?
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Oh, that's not
for sale.
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That was my first lasso,
little cowpoke.
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[CHUCKLES] Wrangled up
a lot of mischief with this.
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And corgis. Harder
than you think. Tiny legs.
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Lou, just because you're
letting go of things
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doesn't mean you're
letting go of the memories.
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You're right.
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I can do this.
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That's the spirit.
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-How much?
-A million!
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I'm going to handle
the pricing, okay?
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Cool. Cool.
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Oh, man!
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Hey, Ava, would you
be interested in...
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No.
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But I was just going
to ask you to enter
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the summer Moose Queen
competition.
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Oh, well,
in that case, heck, no.
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Did I mention
the big cash prize?
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How big of
a cash prize?
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A giant cash prize
that you will give to me.
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Oh, so close.
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Come on, Ava.
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It's to finally
buy the machine
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that can vacuum up
all the trash in the lake.
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I don't know.
I'm not really a pageant kind of girl.
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I usually avoid anything
that involves strutting
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or sparkling
or painting my teeth.
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You don't paint
your teeth.
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See, this is exactly why I'm
not the right girl for this.
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Please!
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It's for
a good cause.
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And you know
how important this is to me.
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Fine, I'll do it.
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But I don't have
to dress up like a moose, do I?
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Don't be silly.
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You just may have to
compete against one.
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Yeah, that tracks.
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Hey, Nadine.
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Hey, Lou.
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Working hard
or hardly working.
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Am I right?
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Fine. When I said
I was going to that camp directors conference,
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I was actually just
taking a nap in my cabin.
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And I now realize
you didn't expect an answer.
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How are you?
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Just counting the days
till I retire to Boca.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Nadine! Quick!
Follow me.
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There's an emergency
in the mess hall
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that needs your
immediate attention.
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Shh!
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[READING]
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Ah! Mama needed that.
You were saying?
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You need to
come right away.
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It's about your 401k.
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Ooh, let's hurry!
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What a mess!
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It was the possums!
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Worst of all,
they got into the kitchen
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and wiped out
our entire mound of round supply,
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then left their own little
mounds of brown.
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Ah! Poop jokes.
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Reminds me
of my childhood.
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This camp needs
The Machine.
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This camp needs
an exterminator.
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And make sure you
check the online reviews
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or you're gonna
get hosed.
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But it's worse than that.
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The possums
are coordinated now.
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in fact, their leader
left a note.
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"Eek! Eek! Hiss! Hiss!
This camp is mine.
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"No one can stop me.
Hugs and hisses.
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"The Possum King.
Roar."
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Wow!
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Sounds like
a super villain to me.
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Something has to be done.
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-I agree.
-Yes!
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Lou should file
an insurance claim immediately.
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No!
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Well, back
to the grind.
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Minivans don't pay
for themselves.
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I guess it's time to
up the threat.
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Or else I collected
all that possum poop for nothing.
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Okay. There are
three segments
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of the Summer
Moose Queen competition.
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Talent, question-answer
and evening wear.
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I wear clothes
in the evening all the time. Check!
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Let's practice
the question and answer portion.
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Parker is going
to be our judge.
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Don't worry,
I'm tough, but fair,
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if you couldn't tell
by my judge's monocle.
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Couldn't.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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If you were
an ice cream flavor, which would you be?
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Well, that's
a dumb question.
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[BUZZER SOUNDS][GASPS]
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Nope! Wrong answer.
No crown for you.
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Okay, I'm gonna need you
to bring it down to a ten.
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It's my bad. My sister
used to be in pageants.
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I always wanted to join in
and wear a monocle.
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I'm living
two dreams right now.
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Well, this is
my nightmare.
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How am I supposed to know
what ice cream flavor I am?
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You just need to
say some nonsense
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that you think
the judges want to hear.
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Like I feel like
I'm Rocky Road
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because my life
has been a rocky road.
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But I persevered
and now enjoy savoring every last bite of existence.
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Save the whales.
Thank you.
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Again, how did
the moose do this?
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Okay, let's try
another question.
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Ava, what would you do
to make the world a better place?
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Round up all the buttheads,
and launch them into outer space! Boom!
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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Oh, come on!
That was a great answer. Don't be so judgy.
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Kind of my job.
Not hitting this buzzer for fun.
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Okay, yes, I am.
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Ava, focus!
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If you only had one wish,
what would it be?
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Is my wish allowed to be
about the annoying buzzer?
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Do it!
I dare you!
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Okay, let's work on
the talent portion instead.
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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Sorry. It was an accident.
My hand slipped.
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
That wasn't! Save the whales!
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May I help you?
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I have got all my stuff
boxed up and ready to sell.
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I just wanted to come by
and say thank you for all your help.
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You're welcome.
Congrats on living your best life.
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Love you. Bye!
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Why won't you open
the door all the way?
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Excellent question.
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Anyway, it's great
catching up. Be blessed.
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What are you hiding?
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[GASPS]
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Talk!
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Seeing all your junk
made me miss all my junk.
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So I had my mom
send it here.
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You're worse than me.
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And I saved other
kids' baby teeth.
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I'm so... Really?
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I'm so sorry, Lou,
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but I didn't want you
to know I have a problem, too.
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Holding on to things
runs in my family.
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I'm basically my Aunt Georgie.
Minus the weird obsession with drinkable yogurt.
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What about all those
wise words you said about letting things go?
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I was just repeating things
people have said to me that never works.
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Also, I just wanted you
to let your guard down
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so I could buy
that sweet, sweet rhino.
250
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:32,430
So, we both have
-a problem, right? -Right.
251
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:33,867
And we need to do
-something about it, right? -Right.
252
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,303
-But we're not gonna?
-Nope.
253
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,521
-Cool. Enjoy your stuff.
-Enjoy your stuff.
254
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,791
Sorry, I can't make
noodle necklaces,
255
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,489
I wanna get these
numbers crunched, so I can beat rush hour traffic.
256
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,754
[ROARING]
257
00:11:54,539 --> 00:12:01,633
Citizens of Camp Kikiwaka,
bow down before me! For I am the Possum King.
258
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,027
Nadine, it's actually
me, Finn.
259
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,248
Yeah, I got that.
260
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,730
Prepare for
my reign of terror!
261
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,776
It's going to be trash
for breakfast, trash for lunch,
262
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,865
trash for dinner!
And for dessert...
263
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,649
S'mores.
264
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:18,738
It's still camp.
265
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,611
Finn, please stop!
266
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:25,266
Only Nadine
The Machine can stop me.
267
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,573
But she's nowhere to be found.
So the camp is mine!
268
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,358
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
269
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,794
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
270
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,796
Oh, no! I'm sorry.
271
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,973
I mean, this is just
the kind of chaos you can expect from me,
272
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,714
but I'll totally help you
clean it up later.
273
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,500
Why are you doing this?
274
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,547
I'm giving The Machine
a supervillain to fight,
275
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,767
so she can remember
who she really is.
276
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,029
A superhero!
277
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:50,813
[KIDS LAUGHING]
278
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,991
I already told you,
I'm done with that!
279
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,694
Could someone help
the Possum King off the table?
280
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,000
I keep tripping
over my tail.
281
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,052
So, for talent,
what're we thinking?
282
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,750
Ooh, I got something.
How 'bout a little of this?
283
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,803
I meant for Ava.
284
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,413
I know. I just wanted
to show off a little.
285
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,764
Why don't I just sing?
286
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,158
Oh, Ava.
287
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,422
Sweet, naive Ava.
288
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:37,338
You can't sing
at the competition. Everyone does.
289
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,600
The moose probably did.
290
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,951
But the moose
didn't play guitar.
291
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,606
Of course not.
Stand-up bass.
292
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,872
We need pizzazz,
something that'll bring the "wow" factor.
293
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,655
Something...
294
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,703
with a top hat.
295
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,445
I have a feeling
I'm not going to like this.
296
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,274
I was right.
297
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,973
I, too, think
that this is a bad idea.
298
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,717
The judges are always
impressed by magic acts.
299
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,285
You just need to make
them believe you're driving this into Parker.
300
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,808
If you do it right,
they'll love you.
301
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,333
And if you don't,
well, scars build character.
302
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,857
You know,
this thing's starting to feel a little tight.
303
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,470
No, I can't do it.
304
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,298
You're not even trying.
305
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,517
Put the bar in,
aim for the heart
306
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,779
and just shove it
through his body.
307
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,129
But I love my body!
308
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,914
All right!
309
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:33,742
Here goes.
310
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,353
One.
311
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,138
Two.
312
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,661
[BOTH SCREAMING]
313
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:40,705
I'm fine.
314
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,405
[GROANS]
I can't do this.
315
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,623
But you have to.
316
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,886
I'm sorry, Destiny.
317
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,888
This isn't me.
None of it is.
318
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:49,976
This isn't
about you.
319
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,412
This is about
the lake.
320
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:52,935
I've been trying
to clean it up for two summers.
321
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,415
And you said
you would help.
322
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,938
But, Destiny... It's fine.
323
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,331
I guess I shouldn't have
gotten my hopes up.
324
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,903
You look like
you could use a hug.
325
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:07,167
Which I could give you
if I wasn't trapped in a murder box.
326
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,648
I've got to find
a way to fix this.
327
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:11,911
Wait, wait!
328
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,261
Oh, no.
My nose has an itch.
329
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,654
Oh, Lou!
330
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:17,873
Thank goodness.
Please get me out!
331
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,180
You know what?
332
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,442
I don't see
a problem here.
333
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,706
Lou. Lou!
334
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,969
No!
335
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,710
I shouldn't have drank
all that water.
336
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,025
Come on, Lil' Cowpoke.
You are embarrassing yourself.
337
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,160
Hey there, Machine,
where's your cape?
338
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,727
Or are you sticking
with your mild-mannered alter ego?
339
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,557
I'm done with the whole
superhero thing.
340
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,777
I might turn the cape
into a nice set of hand towels that are for display only.
341
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,389
Why the change?
342
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,567
Well, the other day
I was all ready to play
343
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,178
heroes and villains
with the other PeeWees.
344
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,920
I had sharpened
my boomerang and everything.
345
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,790
Wish I didn't
know that.
346
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,620
But none of them
wanted to play
347
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,014
because they're not into
superhero stuff anymore.
348
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,451
They said it's
for babies.
349
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:18,325
So, I guess that means
I need to grow up, too.
350
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:21,806
Nadine, nobody can tell you
when it's time for you to grow up.
351
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:25,419
If being The Machine
brings you joy, then that's all that matters.
352
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,030
Take it from a girl
who just put on a stuffed animal wedding.
353
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,250
The bachelorette party
was insane!
354
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,863
[CLEARS THROAT]
355
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:38,345
Well, if you haven't
grown up yet, and you're really old...
356
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,607
Easy!
357
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,307
Does that mean I can be
a superhero forever?
358
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,179
You should be a superhero
for as long as it makes you happy.
359
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,964
Thanks, Lou.
360
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,487
Cool lasso, by the way.
361
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:53,316
Oh, would you
like to play with it?
362
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,187
Are you kidding me?
363
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,231
Yes!
364
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,891
I can see myself
getting into a lot of trouble with this thing.
365
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,720
How does
she handle corgis?
366
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,548
Real nice.
367
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,467
You know, I may end up
regretting this, but you should keep it.
368
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,556
Whoa! Are you serious?
369
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,123
This is so cool.
370
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,167
Thanks, Lou.
371
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,085
Hey there.
372
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,568
Oh, no. It's the
bachelorette party all over again.
373
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,183
AVA:
Come on, Ava.
374
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,010
You got this.
375
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,145
Ava.
376
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,104
If you have to give yourself
a pep talk, then you need to eat more fiber.
377
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,679
Whoa!
378
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:55,726
I really wanted to nail
my look for the evening wear portion of the contest.
379
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,337
What do you think?
380
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,079
I think you're stunning.
381
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,950
Oh, thank you.
382
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:04,083
And I've been working on
the Q&A portion for hours.
383
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,128
How's this?
384
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:10,741
If I were an ice cream flavor,
I would be no ice cream.
385
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:15,006
The environmental impact
of cow's methane emissions contributes to climate change.
386
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:19,098
So enjoy your mint chocolate
chip knowing that we'll all die of cow farts.
387
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:20,969
Thank you.
388
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,016
Wow! That speech
was great.
389
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:29,151
Maybe you could bury
the cow farts in the middle?
390
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,894
And check this out!
I've finally gotten the hang of the runway walk.
391
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,159
[GRUNTS]
392
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,292
Ow, sorry.
393
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,207
I think my body
is rejecting the heels.
394
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,602
Ava, why are you
doing this?
395
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,603
I thought you were
going to quit.
396
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,129
I felt really bad
that I was letting you down.
397
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,174
I get how much
this means to you,
398
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,438
and if it means
a lot to you, then it means a lot to me.
399
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,745
So if I have to stay up
all night perfecting
400
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,878
my pull-a-hat-
out-of-a-rabbit-trick, then so be it.
401
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:04,491
It's actually pull-a-rabbit-
out-of-a-hat-trick.
402
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,449
Then I need to apologize
to some rabbits.
403
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:12,803
Ava, I don't want you
to do the competition.
404
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,892
I never should have forced
you to do something that isn't you.
405
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,894
If anyone knows
how that feels, it's me.
406
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:18,679
I'm sorry.
407
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,377
Thanks, Destiny.
408
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,510
I'm sorry
I can't help you win the money,
409
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,816
but who knows,
maybe you'll find somebody else to compete.
410
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,036
Mmm, I doubt it.
411
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,517
Winning a pageant
takes a certain kind of "wow" factor.
412
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,262
BOTH: Wow.
413
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,483
I know, right?
This is how I plan to enter rooms from now on.
414
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,618
Why are you looking at me
like that?
415
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,577
Oh, just picturing you
in an antler tiara.
416
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:55,237
All I wanted to do was play
a simple game of heroes and villains
417
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,500
with The Machine,
but no!
418
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,548
You call that a pour?
419
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,594
Possum King!
420
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,075
I have come for you.
421
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,163
The Machine!
422
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,208
You're back!
423
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,993
I mean, The Machine.
424
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:12,863
You're back.
425
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,345
Your days are numbered.
426
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,956
Time to meet
my lasso of justice.
427
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,524
Oh, no,
not Lil' Cowpoke!
428
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,656
You remember
I'm just Finn, right?
429
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,441
Prepare to eat rope!
430
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,183
[YELLS][GROANS]
431
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,276
You aren't really hurt,
are you?
432
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,279
No, I drank too much milk.
433
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,149
Just letting things settle.
434
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:42,893
[GROANS]
435
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,593
It's good
to have you back, Machine.
436
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,769
It's good to be back.
437
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,728
Now.
438
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,600
Fellow PeeWees!
439
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:57,691
It's time to exterminate
this Possum King once and for all!
440
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,607
Who's with me?
441
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,869
[ALL YELLING]
442
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,305
Get him!
443
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,619
Donating all our stuff
was a good idea.
444
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,796
Yeah, seeing how happy
Nadine was with my lasso made me realize
445
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,667
I haven't enjoyed it
that much in years.
446
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,669
Giving my toys away
is the right thing to do.
447
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:22,977
And I'm so glad
you convinced me to give up my stuff too.
448
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,241
All these old trophies
are going to make some kids out there feel very validated.
449
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,547
As long as their name
is Noah Lambert.
450
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,681
Well, you helped me realize
I will always have all my fun memories.
451
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:34,118
And now it's time for new
kids to make memories with our stuff. Right, Noah?
452
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,164
Noah?
453
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,384
No! I got my first
standing ovation in these!
454
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:41,343
I mean, everyone was standing
to leave, and no one was clapping, but still!
455
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:45,173
I see we still have
work to do.
456
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,522
Get yourself together, man!
457
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,785
They're my babies!
458
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,574
Hear ye, hear ye!
459
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,793
Your Moose King
has arrived.
460
00:21:56,837 --> 00:22:01,145
I shall be a benevolent ruler
over all my subjects, human and moose alike.
461
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:03,322
And when I'm having a
good hair day, I better hear it.
462
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:07,674
You know you're not
an actual king, right?
463
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,458
Tell that to the moose
who bowed to me.
464
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:16,509
I can't believe your answer
for the Q&A portion moved judge number three to tears.
465
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:20,339
I can't believe all
the judges were actually wearing monocles.
466
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,517
Thanks again for all your
help. The lake cleaning machine
467
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,953
will be here
in a couple days.
468
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,650
You might also
want to order
469
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,217
a kitchen cleaning machine
because the last time I checked,
470
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,523
it was full of
possum poop.
471
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:34,178
Looking good,
Moose King.
472
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:35,832
Right back at you,
Possum King.
473
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,531
This is a weird day.
474
00:22:38,581 --> 00:22:43,131
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