All language subtitles for Black Monday s03e10 ONE.eng

[Lenny] Previously
on Black Monday...

Somebody is trying
to kill anyone

who was close to
the Jammer Group.

My masterpiece.

[Lenny] Reports of my death
have been greatly exaggerated.

It's Lenny.

Well, at least we know who
the fucking killer is now.

All we need to do is make
sure we're all together

in one place and then... yagahh!

We catch him in the act.
We'll do it at the wedding.

Tomorrow's New Year's Eve.
That's like a fun-fecta.

Dawn, will you fake-marry me?

- I will fake-marry you!
- [both laughing]

Well...

- High five, then.
- [Dawn] Okay.

Bright classical music.

[Keith] Hey let's get some more

fucking baby's breath
in there, please.

And why the fuck
am I not hearing

a sound check on that band?

Look alive, people.
We got three hours.

Let's go, go, go!

[door opens]

Wow, you look amazing.

Motherfucker, knock!

I coulda had my pussy out.

Dawn, I'm gay.

Well, then you really
don't need to see it.

Jeez! What's up with you?

And what's with the sheet?

You know, if you're gonna
make it an orthodox wedding,

you might wanna lose the
bacon lobster roll station.

No, it's bad luck for the groom

to see the bride
before the wedding.

Oh, you mean the
sting sham wedding?

To pull this shit
off, we're gonna need

all the fucking luck we can get.

What's up, motherfuckers?

We got the perfect
plan. [laughs]

- Wait, no, no! No peeking.
- [Mo] All right.

Oh, okay.

All right, well, buckle up,

because "black tie optional"

is about to become
"brown pants guaranteed."

- Ugh.
- "Dress to impress?"

More like, "Dress
to mess yourself."

[laughter]

We should have been working
together for a long time.

I know, man.

I mean, I might
have lost a fiancée,

but I feel like I've gained
a lifelong accomplice.

Aww!

[Dawn] And I feel
like the only people

who are gonna be shitting
themselves tonight

are you two hos.

How much fucking
coke did you do?

- Not that much.
- I didn't even really like it.

- I mean...
- No.

- You wanna do it? Sure.
- Do you wanna do some now?

[Mo] I mean, if the bride
wants to do it, it's your day.

[Blair] Do you have
any back there?

All right, so since I'm back

to being a Republican
Party pariah

that nobody cares
about/believes,

getting Lenny's confession

is gonna be completely up to us.

That means no backup, no FBI.

It's a sting without the police.

And much like The
Police without Sting,

it's gonna fuckin'
suck, but we can do it.

Yes, we can do it.

We have been grinding

on this motherfucking
thing all day, right?

And we have come up
with a perfect plan.

- Yeah.
- Tells us the fucking plan!

- Jesus!
- Okay.

Sodium pentothal.

Isn't that salt?

No, that's sodium chloride.

No, that's the stuff

that makes your teeth hard?

That's sodium
fluoride, Dawn. Fuck!

Oh, you're gonna make
a fertilizer bomb

and blow 'em up?

That's sodium nitrate,
you fucking idiot.

What, are you
fucking homeschooled?

- Look at a periodic table.
- Fuck you!

- It's like a chemistry exam?
- You're dumb! You're dumb!

It's truth serum. Jesus Christ!

Sodium pentothal is truth serum.

Just like in season
5, episode 14...

Let me guess. Hogan's Heroes?

Okay, don't ridicule, Dawn.

All right, that show was
basically a master class

on how to fuck with people.

All we gotta do

is get it into Lenny's drink.

[Mo] And then we taunt him

with the vows that
Blair and I wrote,

which are specifically
designed to goad Lenny

into confessing in
front of everybody.

Uh, standing O?

In three, two, now?

Can I be honest?

As a longtime Mo plan fan,

I'm underwhelmed.

I mean, this is relying
a lot on TV logic

and truth serum.

Does that even work?

Oh, fuck you, Keith.

You think that criminals

are just gonna reveal
their whole plan?

Uh, yeah, Dawn did, and
so did her cellmate.

That's why she went to prison
and how she got out of prison

because criminals like credit.

You know what, mind your
fucking business, Blair.

No one fuckin' asked you.

I've got a better plan.

Keith confronts Lenny.

- Okay.
- Then what?

Well, that's it.

I mean, he's the one Lenny
wants revenge on the most.

Why else would he accept
Keith's invitation

to the wedding so last minute.

I mean, he did say, and I quote,

"I would love to be your
plus one to get my revenge."

Exactly.

So all Keith has to do

is get in a room
alone with Lenny,

and he's definitely
gonna try to kill him.

- Nah, it's a terrible plan.
- Yeah.

Uh, you know what?

Now that I've had a second

to kind of digest
Mo and Blair's plan,

it's kinda growing me.

I'm on your side, guys.

Yeah, so it's three against one.

- Ding dong!
- [Mo laughs]

[Blair] Keith knows to
leave the planning to

[both]the plan boys!

[both grunt]

Oh, we did it at the same time!

Even the sound, right?

[Yassir] What's up,
you fucking losers?

Look what I got.

It's truth serum
from my drug dealer.

Yo, this plan might
actually work.

But that's what happens

when the plan boys
ride out again!

- Only Mo and me are plan boys!
- Don't say it

like you're a part of
it; You're not in it.

You dumb bitch!

We're getting tattoos, not you.

What's with this ugly-ass sheet?

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck!

Kiss you, hug you.

Whatever might cross your mind

Lenny Leighman, as
I live and breathe

despite some people not
wanting that to be the case.

Oh, Congressman Pfaff.

You're almost as
difficult to kill as I am.

[both chuckling]

[both laughing loudly]

But now I am back and
better than ever, baby.

- Mm-hmm.
- And all it took

was another excruciating
year of surgical procedures,

and here I am, ready
to get my revenge.

Mm.

Well, not a lot
of subtext there.

Well, why don't we have a toast

to our improbable survival, huh?

- Cheers.
- Mm.

[Blair] Oh, no, it's
not a real toast

unless we both drink.

Oh, no, the bubbly
hurts my tum-tum.

My baboon thymus transplant

has really thrown a wrench
into my immune system.

Monkey wrench, you might say.

Baboons are apes,
you stupid person.

- Sure.
- Mm.

Well, why don't I
head over to the bar

and get us a bourbon?

- No.
- Manhattan?

- No.
- Martini.

- No.
- Bellini.

- No.
- Margarita.

- No.
- Sangria.

- No.
- Cognac.

- No.
- Whiskey Mac.

- No, sir.
- Sex on the Beach.

- No.
- Kentucky peach?

- No.
- Boilermaker?

- No.
- Mind eraser?

- Uh-uh.
- Pimm's Cup?

I'm not a big fan of alcohol.

Sorry, I should
have led with that.

My father drank himself
to death in one sitting.

He made us kids watch.

Sad, sad, sad.

Why don't I go over

and get you a nice
glass of ice water then?

That's okay; I am not
thirsty, except for revenge.

Yes, you keep saying that.

[laughs]

Ha!

Oh yeah.

Oh, shit.

Sorry, I thought you
were already out there.

No. What's the point?

Uh, I guess you're right.

I mean, I already have seen you.

And you can kind of throw
superstitions out the window

when we're makin' a mockery
of the entire institution.

No, I mean, what's the
point of any of it?

Marriage, love, life.

Goddamn, PMS Dawn.

Lighten up. This
is your wedding.

No, it's not.

It's some other bitch's wedding.

I'm in some other bitch's dress.

Motherfuckers are
out there eating

some other bitch's shrimps.

Something borrowed?

- Tell one more joke.
- [Mo] Wait a minute.

Come on, Dawn.

- Tell one more.
- Take it easy.

Look, look, look.

I know this isn't your
dream wedding, okay?

It's my nightmare
wedding, actually.

When am I gonna
have a normal life,

where I'm not lying to
everyone all the time,

where I'm not cheating?

When am I gonna have the
life that I wanna live?

What is the life you want?

I don't know, but not this.

You know, there's
just something about

pretending to get married
to catch an evil twin

who's trying to kill
all your friends

that makes a gal
question her choices.

That's a strange
laundry list of things

that you needed
for that to happen.

Take it to heart, Mo,
'cause you know what?

Soft music.

I think I got shit wrong.

What? What shit?

We've got a problem.

Lenny doesn't drink anything.

You guys look very cute.

- [Mo] Oh, thank you.
- [Dawn] Thank you.

[Blair] And the crowd
went wild for the shrimps.

They're almost
gone. What do we do?

How is that possible?

We had more than 30
pounds of shrimps!

Don't you worry, 'cause
we are the plan...

- Ow!
- Oh, my gosh.

I saw that coming.
He wasn't ready.

Are you serious? Your
shoulder hit my rib.

I'm more fragile than I look.

My shoulder shouldn't be
anywhere near your ribs.

- It should be on your back.
- God damn!

We do this back-to-back thing.

[Dawn] All right, guys, look!

I think I know the one
thing that Lenny drinks.

Mm.

I never took you
for a milk man, Mo.

But only if it's fresh
and warm like this.

- Warm, you say?
- [Blair] So good.

You're something of
a milk guy yourself.

Aren't you, Lenny?

Mm, I dabble in dairy.

Sure.

Be my guest.

Smooth music playing

[both chuckle]

Look, I know you
consider me a monster

from time to time.

- Leonard.
- No. We all have bad days.

- No, no I'm...
- Oh.

To you, Maurice.

Enjoy this moment
while you still can.

Hey, now, bottoms up.

Blair here said it's
not a proper toast

unless we both drink.

Oh, did Blair say that?

Did I? I don't know.

- Oh, Blair.
- [Blair chuckles]

- So I'm waiting.
- Of course.

Woof-dah.

Tastes like milk.

- Maurice.
- Fantastic.

- [coughing]
- Oh, my God.

- Jesus.
- Well, I'm glad Lenny drank it.

But are you gonna be okay? Fuck!

Don't worry about me, kid.

I can handle my pentathol.

Question: Were you
very attracted to me

when you first met me?

I knew it.

Bright classical music.

[Yassir] What is a vow?

What is the meaning of a vow?

I'm seriously asking,

because what I thought was
a vow is actually an oath.

And what I thought was
an oath is a promise.

- And then I tried to find vow.
- Yassir.

Right.

Let's just get on with the vows.

Mo...

- [Yassir] Dawn...
- Thank you.

- Take it away.
- Yes.

Hello, Mo.

Hi, Dawn.

[Dawn] The host with the most,

the groom with the
broom in his pants.

[scattered murmurs]

Yeah, we killed.

It's me, Dawn, and
I'm so grateful

we finally made it to this day

when so many others did not.

Goddamn, we lost a lot
of folks this year...

[Mo] Mm.

To a punk-ass killer

too chicken shit to
confess to his crimes

like a cool serial killer would.

Even the FBI profiler
described him as,

quote,

"A man so physically gross

he can never be loved.

So he should quit playing

and just admit his shit.

Otherwise, he is the biggest

pussy

"since the Macy's
Day Garfield float."

[sighs]

"Ay, dios meow," indeed.

- God, I love you, Dawn.
- What?

Oh, I love you, Dawn.

Okay. Yes. Yes,
of course, you do.

We are getting married.
[clears throat]

Anyways, the nutless coward...

It's like somebody
walks into your life,

and you just can't imagine

what life was ever
like before them.

Wow. Mo, I don't
know what to say.

I don't know what souls
are made out of, Dawn,

but you and I have the same one.

Okay, what is happening?

I am totally whacked out
on truth serum right now.

Okay. Okay.

[whispers] Mo, read the cards.

- Okay.
- Just... you gonna read 'em.

I don't need these cards. I
gotta be honest, literally.

Mm.

I'm not gonna promise you

that I know how to
solve all your problems,

but I'll tell you
one thing, babe,

I promise you, you will never
have to face them alone.

Warm music.

And all the things that you
wanted to do with my butt

that I was too insecure to
let you do before, have at it.

No! Really, Mo-Mo?

I'm still gonna be down
to have regular sex

with you, too, in your vagina.

[Dawn] Just remember
you said it.

'Cause I wanna do some pretty
obscene things to your ass.

- Ha!
- Okay.

Well, that was beautiful,

yet tonally
inconsistent, which is...

It was.

Pretty on brand for us, I'd say,

but for the most
part... You know what?

Actually, if anyone
here has any reason

as to why these two should
not marry, speak now,

or forever hold your shit in,
'cause we don't wanna hear it.

[coughs]

Does anyone here have
a comment or a reaction

or a confession that might be
admissible in a court of law?

Now would be a great
time to share that.

- I...
- Oh, Jesus Christ!

Dramatic music

- [phone ringing]
should take this.

Carry on.

Epstein, baby.

No, I'm not doing shit.

- No, you owe me a steak dinner.
- Go on?

Keep going. Keep going!

[Lenny] Well, fuck your mother.

Oh, when did she pass?

[Yassir] All right.

Uh, I now pronounce
you man and wife.

- Kiss the bride.
- [both laugh]

- [Blair] Whoo!
- Kiss the bride.

[cheers and applause]

Pamela, I love you so much.

- What?
- Will you marry me?

Oh, my God. Yes!

Really, Karen? On
my fucking day?

Let those lesbos have a moment.

Ba-dee-ya say do you remember?

Ba-dee-ya.

Come on, you gotta go
talk to her eventually.

You can't keep avoiding her.

After all that crazy shit I said

in front of all these people?

Take it from us.

A fake marriage requires
a very real commitment.

I just don't understand
why the truth serum

worked so well on
you, but not on Lenny.

Well, he's mostly
monkey by now, right?

- Baboon.
- Baboon.

Hey, may I cut in so we
can talk for a second?

Oh, hey, babe.

The plan boys and
Keith are in the middle

of doing some planning

about this Lenny
Leighman situation, so...

Fuck no. You know what?
It's time for my simple-ass.

OG plan where Keith
confronts Lenny alone

while he's in the bathroom.

Fuck this. No, your plan failed,

and I'm not gonna go risk my
life now because you wanna...

Keith, the plan boys did
all the heavy lifting.

Dawn has chipped in.

- You've done shit.
- Shit.

- [Keith] Shit?
- Yeah.

I fucking planned
this whole wedding.

- No, you didn't.
- You did what?

Okay, but I should have.

I mean, this dance
floor is crooked,

it's a cash bar, and we're
almost out of shrimps.

Who the fuck is eating
all the goddamn shrimps?

Anita, bitch, I know it's you.

You got four shrimp
on your plate!

Calm down, baby.

For Christ's sake. Now you, go!

[Dawn] And grab one
of those videographers

- to get it all on tape.
- [Blair] Good idea.

He could kill me.
You realize that?

Yeah, but then we would have
him killing you on tape.

- On tape.
- Ah!

I... I just...

- [Blair] Give me your phone.
- What?

[Blair] I'm calling Mo.

Keep your phone
open in your pocket.

You keep this phone
open in your pocket,

and then if there's a problem,

just say the word, and
we'll come get you.

- Like a safe word? Okay.
- Yeah.

All right. So what
if it's like a...

Punani, non-negotiable.

- She's the bride!
- Punani? No, no, no.

You want me to die sounding
like a fucking asshole.

- Well, it's how you live, baby.
- [laughter]

You know what? I
don't wanna do this.

- You wanna be a plan boy?
- Yeah, you wanna be a plan boy?

Like, for real?

You can get jumped
in or sexed in.

Think about it.

All right, I'll fucking
do it. Watch me.

Hey, buddy, come
with me. Come on.

[Dawn] Get ready,
because we're about

to bust that ass
wide open tonight.

What's wrong with
the front, Dawn?

I'ma fuck that too.

Now come on in here.

I want you to hide
in the kitchen

and don't stop rolling
no matter what.

Keep me in a two
shot or a swingle.

Go, go, go, go. Quick. Be quiet.

Tense music.

Ugh! There you are.
Are you hiding from me?

No.

It's not all about
you, Dawn, all right?

This is my sham wedding day too.

Okay.

So you wanna talk
about those vows now?

Oh, you mean how my
"ay, dios meow" line

killed 'em out there?

No, I mean, you love me.

You love me.

Come on, Mo, just
admit it. You love me.

I...

- [Yassir] What's up?
- [Mo] Hey, Yassir.

- What's going on?
- Hey, man.

I got a little bit of bad news.

I just spoke to my
dealer, and this dumb-ass

mixed up the pentathol
with phosphodiesterase.

Wait, what's phosphodi...

It's a boner killer.

Yeah, it prevents EF,
erectile function.

Why the hell would
somebody sell that, Yassir?

I don't know!

Why would he sell truth serum?

Dude's full service, bro.

We're lucky to have him.

Is it permanent?

What do you care? You
just wanna do butt stuff.

[toilet flushes]

Ooh, that...

Mm. Keith.

Lenny, we need to talk.

Oh, we need to talk.

Sure, I've got
some time to kill.

I'm sorry.

I hope that threat
was not too bald.

Mm, I hope you enjoyed
your time as a Leighman

because you know what they say.

"Hair" today, gone tomorrow.

After this, who knows
where you'll "beheaded."

[Keith] I'm sorry, do you have

all those menacing
puns, like, preloaded,

'cause I feel like everyone's
coming to the table

with a lot of stuff, and I
don't ever, like, go home

- and think about...
- Yeah, Keith,

I have been dreaming
about this moment

ever since, if I had to say,
probably back around the time

when I watched a wolf
gnaw off my penis!

Which I had nothing to do with,

just for the record.

So let me guess,
you want revenge.

I feel like I've been
super upfront about that.

So that's why you
killed all those people.

Right?

[laughing] What...
what people, Keith?

I have already gotten my revenge

by showing up here

and looking like a
million freaking dollars.

'Cause as we all know,

the best revenge
is looking good.

So you didn't kill
all those people?

No.

You're not the killer?

Keith, the only killer
here is my killer bod.

- [chuckles, grunts]
- [suppressed gunfire]

Fuck! Punani!

Punani! Punani!

Ha-ha, nice try, Keith,

but I am an immortal,

unkillable fucking god!

[suppressed gunshot]

Punani!

Punani! Punani?

- Punani.
- Punani?

- Punani!
- Punani!

Holy shit.

It's over. Keith, you did it.

Guys, I didn't do it.

- Who did?
- I did.

[all gasping, shrieking]

[Blair] And you are

dramatic music.

I still

[gasps]
- [all] Corkie!

- I knew it was a girl!
- That's right.

No one ever pays attention
to the videographer.

Now let's see if you can
guess who gets to die next.

[Mo] I'm pretty sure
it's gonna be Blair.

[all speaking at once]

It's not me.

It was a rhetorical question.

All of you. God bless it.

You people never shush!

Uh, Corkie, don't you
wanna take us through

the how and why of all
of this just for funsies?

I thought you'd never ask.

After Blair so
casually destroyed

my perfect life with Roger,

I became somewhat obsessed

with taking from him
what he took from me.

All those summers spent
at daddy's NRA-sponsored.

Big Guns, Little Nuns
Camp really paid off.

Sadly, what didn't kill
Blair made him stronger.

So then I tried to rig Blair's

electroshock therapy equipment

to send him to hell,

but it ended up taking that
devil Dr. Egon instead.

Well, what about your
father, Pastor Newell?

As the other person
who is responsible

for my Roger's death,
Daddy had to go.

When Blair shot him on TV,

I mean, I couldn't resist
life imitating art.

I don't think it
works like that.

[Corkie] Then at my
father's funeral,

when you lied to my face

and defended my
father's cruel legacy,

yes, I had to do something.

But that poor,
innocent bystander...

- [Corkie] Hey.
- Hey!

- Hey!
- [all] Hey!

No one here said

that this all went
down perfectly, okay?

I mean, there were definitely
some whoopsie-daisies

along the way-sies.

[Blair] No, whoopsie-daisies.
I have them all the time.

I killed my dad.

- Wait, what?
- Oh, Blair.

- Wasn't it liberating?
- And poor Wayne?

[Corkie] That car bomb was meant

for all of you.

But it only killed Wayne.

[lock chirps]

[all shouting]

Oh, now, I didn't
kill Mrs. Blackmore,

but I have to admit,
it killed me to read

that yet another person had
died in Blair's tragic orbit.

[laughter]

And unfortunately, her death
did kill my Pfaffashions IPO

and HGTV's chance of revival,

which is why I killed
Larry Leighman.

But why'd you cut his head off?

- And his dick?
- [Corkie] Happy accident.

I walked in on him masturbating

while choking himself with
piano wire, as men do.

- Ugh.
- Yeah, autoerotic asphyxiation.

And after I shot him,

that last sweet death rattle

caused him to pop
and lop his own

heads off.

- [all groan]
- Oh, God.

Tore his dick right off, did he?

That's right.

He was, like, jerking
off in the elevator,

or he was jerking
off and then you...

No, I put him in the
elevator to scare you.

- Oh.
- [both] It worked.

- [all speaking at once]
- That was very effective.

And then there's Tiff.

Suddenly she's living the
life that I was promised.

Smokin' hot, successful,
married to a handsome,

- loving yet sexually...
- Undemanding?

Yes, undemanding congressmen,

but she took it all for granted.

And so, yes, I put
her in her place.

- Mm-hmm.
- The ground.

Okay, a little misdirect,
but I like that.

- [crowd screaming]
- [Blair] So, in the end,

it really wasn't
any of their faults.

It was truly just mine.

You're forgetting all
the people who made you

who... you... are.

[Yassir] Come on, y'all,

help me count down the New Year.

Let's ring in the
'90s together, huh?

And now...

[all] Ten

the grand finale.

[all] ...nine...

- Okay.
- I have a question.

We were all together last night.

Why didn't you
just kill us then?

- I had a thing.
- Really?

- [Corkie] That's right.
- Ah, schedules are schedules.

[all] ...four... three...

[Yassir] Now y'all know I
had to celebrate this shitty

new decade with
my shitty friends.

No! Whatever I did, I'm sorry!

[all cheering]

[screaming]

[grunting]

Oh, my God, oh, my
God. Oh, my God.

Dramatic music

[gunfire]

[Yassir] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

This fine-ass lady's the one
who's been doin' all this?

Yes, told you it'd be a girl.

What's your name?

Corkie.

What's the motive, Corkie?

- [Mo] Are you fuck...
- [Blair] Mostly me.

She's out of her fucking
gourd. Are you serious?

I just went over
everything already inside.

I wasn't in there for that.

Do you wanna run
it from the top?

- [Keith] Just shut up!
- I'd rather not.

[all speaking at once]

You guys got to hear the story!

Look, crazy, you were
right about one thing.

No one pays attention
to the videographer

or his camera.

That's right.

We got your whole
confession on tape, lady.

- Don't tell her.
- Don't tell her that.

Just like we planned.
The plan boys!

[gunshot]

- Oh!
- Aww.

You're a good shot.

Okay. I think this is it, gang.

No. No, no, no.

It's me you wanna punish, right?

- So... so just let them go.
- Yeah.

I... I keep saying I wanna do
something good with my life,

and this would be
something good.

And without Tiff and Roger,
what's the point of anything?

So

Just have at it, Corks.

I kinda feel like I share
some of the blame, you know?

Oh, you're fine.

Since I... The
whole Georgina play

and everything just
took a hard left.

I'm really sorry.

I guess I'm not
a great plan boy.

It's okay. I love you guys.

Love you too.

You know what?

I'm not gonna kill you, Blair.

Oh.

- What?
- Not first.

You're the least
sympathetic member

of this cast of characters.

- Now, Dawn, on the other hand...
- [gasps]

- [slow-motion] No!
- [gunshot]

[slow-motion] Mo!

[Dawn] Oh, my God! No! No!

What are you doing, Mo?

I told you, I don't
need you to save me.

You're gonna bring
that shit up now?

No, Mo, I'll never take it back.

I promise. I love you, Mo-Mo.

We love you!

I would tell you to say your
prayers, but with this...

[Dawn] Shut the fuck up, bitch!

I am talking to my husband!

Wow, for a group of idiots

who have no respect
for anything,

not common sense,
decency, or each other,

I mean, I'm honestly shocked
that you all made it this far.

[blade squelching]

[all] Oh!

- Oh!
- [Dawn] Tiff?

[Yassir] Shit, is that Tiff?

I feel like I should
say something cool,

but I just executed
my former colleague.

Wait.

Put a Cork in it.

[laughter]

Tiff, you're alive!

Totally. Corkie
shot the wrong Tiff.

What?

[people screaming]

[Tiff] Yes, a brave
man named Boy Georgina.

He was a chameleon,
but karma got him

'cause he looked
nothing like me.

- He was incredible husky.
- Oh, no.

And after that, police put
me in protective custody.

They worried if anyone
knew I was alive,

even you, I wouldn't
be for long.

But I couldn't
miss Mo's wedding.

I mourned you, you know.

- How hard?
- So fucking hard.

[both growling]

Someone, call an "ambuh-lance"!

Did you said "ambuh-lance"

in front of all
these white people?

The important thing here is

you said you love me.

Oh, God you're such an asshole.

You said it.

- Damn.
- Ugh.

Man, when we get together...

Shit goes down.

- [Mo] Okay?
- [Dawn] Okay.

I mean, for real, you're ready?

- For real. Ready.
- Okay. No take backs.

No take backs.

Don't fuck with me
on this, Dawn, okay?

We got one shot
to get this right.

One chance here.

Otherwise, we risk upsetting
the balance of power.

Oh, do you think that
I don't know that?

- Okay.
- Huh? I mean, come on.

The window could be
closing as we speak.

Exactly, it took a
fucking serial killer

and 20 years for the stars to...

- And our egos.
- And our egos to align,

and it could be another
20 years until we're...

Look, fuck! I'm with you.

Okay.

All right. Let's do this.

- Same time.
- Same time.

- Okay.
- You ready?

- Are you ready? Okay.
- Yeah. Okay.

[both] One, two, three.

What happened right there?

- I fucking knew it.
- You pump faked.

- No I didn't.
- You made it look like

you were going to
commit and then you...

I didn't. You did.
Your mouth was open.

I watched your
lips, you didn't...

I'm looking dead at your tongue.

It is not forming
the proper shape

to say the words that
you needed to say.

Because I'm looking at your eyes

and your eyes weren't thinking.

Okay. I pump faked.

That was on me.

- Thank you.
- [Mo] Let's go.

Ready?

[both] One, two, three.

- I love you, Dawn Darcy.
- I love you, Mo-Mo Monroe.

Oh, my God.

We said it.

[Mo] we said it.

[both chuckling]

Uh...

- I knew it.
- I knew it too.

You guys enjoy that?
Fucking assholes.

- Close the door.
- [Dawn] Jesus.

You know what? All
right, I'll get in.

- I'll go with you.
- [Mo] That's not what I meant.

No. No, no, no.

[Keith] You know what?
She's right, I need a ride.

My Rolls is busted.

And I'm afraid to be alone.

So why don't we all
just come together?

- Shotgun!
- [laughter]

Monday, Monday.

Bah-da, bah-da-da-da.

- Let's do it.
- So good to me.

Bah-da, bah-da-da-da.

Monday mornin'

It was all I hoped it would be.

Oh, Monday mornin'

Monday mornin'
couldn't guarantee.

Bah-da, bah-da-da-da.

That Monday evenin'

You would still be here with me.

Monday, Monday.

Can't trust that day.

Monday, Monday.

Sometimes it just
turns out that way.

Oh, Monday mornin'

You gave me no warnin'
of what was to be.

Oh, Monday, Monday.

How could you leave

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