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Rachel, it's yummylicious today, too!

Enough already.

But where are you learning all those weird words?

Bigbird, no!

Jeez... Leo, you be careful, too.

He'll eat anything you drop.

I am ashamed.

And you, Bigbird! You're a bird, aren't you?

If you eat people food, you'll get a stomachache!

I'm back...

Yeah! Oh, Dad, you have bedhead.

"The Gymnastics Samurai"

Do each move carefully, one by one, with no errors.

I think you're on the right track.

Yeah.

Next it the NHK Cup.

Yes.

As you saw, the young gymnasts have amazing momentum right now.

Are you talking about Minamino?

Not just him.

The new generation of young gymnasts that are carrying the gymnastics world.

But don't forget.

What we need to do doesn't change.

Polish everything you've done up until now.

Furthermore, for all events,

you must maintain precision for the moves in your performance, or there's no point.

You'll need to focus like you never have before.

Yes, sir!

Tackey, what's Joe talking about?

Prolly the NHK Cup.

NHK...?

What does that stand for?

Hm... N... Ninja fugitive... Has a... Kangaroo in his pocket!

What are you saying?

The NHK Cup. It's seriously a big competition.

Big?

Yeah.

All-Japan NHK Cup

In gymnastics, there are two huge competitions.

All-Japan November Top 70 or so chosen

April And then you narrow it down, you know?

May NHK Cup And then you've got these crazy people left!

Like, from a group already crazy good, you narrow it down more?

So it's a big event, and it's crazy!

I see, indeed.

You scared? It's crazy, right?

It is war.

A crazy and big Sekigahara is waiting for Joe, right?

Huh...?

Sekigahara?

Your next thing isn't a duel, right?

I can watch your gymnastics in a big place again!

Why do you want to see my gymnastics so badly?

Huh?

You said it when you started staying with us, right? And the other day--

Ninja Art: Dogeza!

Please don't take away gymnastics from Joe!

Why would you go so far for my sake?

Did you know about me from before?

Uh...

Hm?

I-It's because you're famous, indeed!

At Edo Wonderland?

Besides, there's only one reason I help you, indeed!

Hm?

I am the ninja of the Aragaki family!

Episode 4 Samurai Daughter

♪ Indeed, indeed ♪

♪ I am a ninja, indeed ♪

Samurai! Yeah! Samurai! Yay!

I will retire...

...not!

Wait up...!

I will do homework...

...not!

I will also play baseball...

...not!

Chop.

Huh?

What was that just now?

The "chop"?

Why did you do that?

Because you were making a face like you weren't having fun, Rachel.

No, I wasn't.

Is it always--

No!

Don't tell Dad or anyone about what you just saw!

No more chopping, either.

Don't go near anyone from my school!

If you don't listen to me, then I'm done with you!

"Done"...?

Jotaro, it's about time to finish up.

Yes, sir...

How's Rei doing?

Yes... She's been doing a good job. Really.

Let's see, she's in elementary school...?

She just started 4th grade.

I see. She's really mature...

Good thing she took after Tomoyo.

Seriously. The fact that I can practice like this is also thanks to Rei.

That's why I'll do my best.

Yeah.

All right!

Oh, this?

I heard about it from my daughter.

She said all the kids in her class have them these days.

Seriously...?

You can also take pictures on your phone.

I've been taking pictures every day and sending them to my daughter.

She never replies, though!

Ayu, I'm going home now.

Thanks for helping me with my homework today, too!

No prob. You're like, super smart, anyway.

See you tomorrow!

'Kay!

Huh? What happened?

Rachel said she's done with me.

Lady Ayu, what does that mean?

Hm... You can't see her ever again?

Huh?! Whyever not?!

Well? What happened?

That is what happened, indeed.

That's like seriously the Battle of Chibi...

Huh? Like, before you knew it, there was a sea of fire.

Red... Cliffs...?

That's it!

There are times when you can't tell which way the wind is blowing, you know?

Makes you super nervous, you know?

I'm off!

Dad, hope you have a good day, too!

Have a nice day!

That boy's not coming today?

He said something about "red" and "cliffs"...

Okay, hurry up now!

The bell's about to ring!

See? Ding-dong, ding-don--hm?!

W-Wait...

Wait a minute, you!

I am here on an investigation, indeed.

Wait, who are you investigating?

There aren't any thieves here.

You're the one who needs to be investigated!

First, take off that head covering!

Insolent man!

That'd be you!

Oh, yeah, in the game yesterday, I got a hat trick.

Man, you're like Ronaldo!

Wow, you're Henry!

Don't you wanna see my Bergkamp trap?

Okay, pass around the handouts.

Round and round, I'm going round and round, too.

Parents' Day Notice

Hey, Aragaki. Is the Samurai coming to Parents' Day?

He probably won't come, as usual.

Which means...

The Samurai will come to Parents' Day...

...not!

Stop it, boys!

The Samurai at Rei's place is busy!

If he loses again, he might actually retire!

"Aragaki Family Grave"

Leo, you're here, right?

To see through me...

As expected, indeed.

This is my mom's grave.

Your mother's...?

Mom, this is Leo. He's a ninja who followed us home from Edo Wonderland,

and he lives with us right now.

I am Leo, indeed.

Your mother was a famous actress, right?

Yeah!

But that's not all! She was perfect in her normal life, too!

She could do anything, and do it fast!

Her food was delicious, and she cheered on Dad a lot...

She was always smiling...

She sounds a lot like you, indeed.

What's the matter?

Not at all...

I need to do my best, like she did.

Rachel...

Ever since I met you, every day has been fun, indeed.

I'm very thankful and happy that you allow me to stay in your home

and spend time with me.

It is time for me to repay the favor.

What's with you all of a sudden?

Let's go to Grandma's place already!

I told you, customers should sit down.

Anyway, don't you have to practice?

I finished real fast. It was easy!

Anyway, anyone would do this, you know?

I'm back, indeed.

Hey, Leo-chi.

Oh? Where's Rachel?

She just went home.

She said she was done with her homework.

I see...

Oh, man, Leocchi!

Man, Parents' Day and stuff takes me back.

Wait. When was the last time I had it...?

I can't remember. Oh, man.

--Do I have amnesia? --Parents' Day?

What's that?

You know, when Mom gets super dressed up!

And so you say, "That'll just make you stand out more!"

And then she hits you...

Hey, Mari.

Hey!

Where did you get this?

I found it in the trash.

I see.

Rachel must've dropped it.

I'll bring it to her!

Leo, come here for a second.

Hm?

Oh, shoot! We don't have stuff for the fried udon set.

We're gonna go buy some!

Huh? What? Set? What set?

Like ready-made?

Wait, are we a set right now, Ayu-chi?

What's the matter?

Parents' Day, huh?

I've also gone before. Many times...

The Samurai's not here! It's your grandma!

Your grandma's not like a samurai at all.

Then, what about the Samurai? He's not coming today?

He's not!

Rei...

Grandma, everyone was really noisy talking about "the Samurai," huh?

They don't do that normally.

Oh, sorry to make you come even though you have work.

She's a kind child.

But she lets her imagination run wild and gets the wrong idea.

If something happens, she ends up thinking it's her fault...

With her father the way he is,

and me standing out even if I don't want to...

Since she threw it away,

it means that it'd only cause problems for her if I went.

I saw, indeed...

Then, I must act!

Lady Mari, I have a favor to ask, indeed!

Later, Dad. Make sure you lock up, okay?

I'm off!

Right. Have a nice day!

If you don't listen to me, then I'm done with you!

Leo, it's almost time to go.

I cannot go today.

Oh? You have something to do?

Joe, do your best at practice.

Fight with everything you have at your Sekigahara, indeed.

R-Right...

Next, next!

Yay, my mom's here!

Your family's really fired up!

Oh, Kazu's mom's here, too!

Who's not here yet?

Hey, someone kind of amazing came...

A foreigner?

Someone's older brother, maybe?

--No way! --Wow, he's so handsome! --Is that someone's big brother?

--So cool! --Did we have a foreigner in our class? --Who's family is he?

Huh?!

Rachel!

"Rachel"?

Aragaki?!

If you know the answer, raise your hand.

That guy's super cheering you on. It's crazy!

Rachel! Rachel!

"Rachel"? Oh, is he talking about you, Aragaki?

Okay then, Aragaki?

317 remainder 1.

Correct!

Woo! Rachel!

Splendid! A round of applause!

--Rachel! Splendid! --Rachel's amazing!

Okay, okay. Be quiet, everyone!

We're moving on to the next question!

Yes, Rachel!

She knows the next one, too! Try asking her!

Rachel, don't be shy! Come now!

Rachel, come now!

Rachel! Rachel! Rachel!

Leo, over here!

Rachel!

We've become friends, indeed!

Hey, why do you call her "Rachel"?

Leo, what's your relationship with Aragaki?

Are you her brother?

I am a ninja who protects Rachel.

--Ninja? --So cool!

--Seriously? --That's amazing!

Rachel! Rachel!

Rachel, everyone's nice, indeed!

You should be friends--

You stupid ninja!

Huh?

What are you doing?!

Why are you clapping your hands all friendly with them?!

And that "Rachel! Rachel!"

It sounded like a Hollywood star, so I thought it was fine,

but to be called that over and over by so many people! Who'd be happy about that?!

Anyway, why are you at my school in the first place?

I didn't say anything about Parents' Day, did I?

I don't get it! Why are you here?!

And what's with those clothes?!

You're not even a ninja anymore!

You guys, too!

You're always gathered together! What's so fun about that?!

Making fun of my dad, saying "Samurai! Samurai!"

You've never even talked to him before!

You don't know that he practices every day until nighttime!

There's nothing embarrassing about him at all!

I'm proud of him!

My dad really is the world's best samurai!

Compared to him, you guys are just common foot soldiers!

Ninja Art...

Dogeza.

Come, you all do it, too.

I'm sorry...

Why did you do that?

Because you weren't smiling.

Hm?

You didn't look like you were having fun at school.

I wanted you to smile.

I want to help you anytime, anywhere.

Aw, man! Thanks to you, everyone's gonna think I get mad easily.

I said everything I was thinking out loud, too.

This sucks.

Rachel, can you ever forgive me?

Aw, man. How should I look when I go to school tomorrow?

What should I do?

I'm sorry, indeed!

Do you really think that?

Oh, by the way, you're the only one allowed to call me "Rachel."

Rachel!

Oh, we need more milk.

I'll be off in a jiffy!

Morning.