All language subtitles for Wonder.Woman.S03E03.WEBRip.x264-ION10

( crowd buzzing )

Man:
15, 24...

HUT, HUT!

( crowd cheering )

( grunting )

( whistle blows )

P.A. announcer:
Gain of 11 yards. First down.

( phone rings )

EVE?

( rings again )

COLONEL TREVOR'S OFFICE.
Diana?

STEVE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.

I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET YOU, TOO.

OH, WELL, I, I JUST GOT BACK.
WHERE ARE YOU?

AT A FOOTBALL GAME.

( sighs )
I GET IN FROM

A TWO-HOUR MEETING WITH
SECRET SECURITY AND YOU'RE
AT A FOOTBALL GAME.

( laughs )
NOW, TAKE IT EASY.
I'M ON BUSINESS.

IN FACT, I WANT YOU
TO WATCH IT. IT'S BEING
TELEVISED ON CHANNEL FIVE.

I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, OKAY?

YEAH, RIGHT, I'LL BE WAITING.

BUSINESS.

THIS I'VE GOT TO SEE.

TV announcer:
He's fading back.
He's going to pass.

Looking for a receiver...

( grunting )

( crowd cheering )

( whistle blows )

P.A. announcer:
Complete down to
the 35 yard line.

ANOTHER GAIN LIKE THAT
THEY'LL BE IN
FIELD GOAL RANGE.

THINK THEY'LL SETTLE
FOR A FIELD GOAL?

NO, THEY'LL PROBABLY PASS
FOR THE TOUCHDOWN.

AND IF THEY DON'T MAKE IT
THEY'LL STILL HAVE TIME
FOR THE FIELD GOAL.

( fans whooping )

HAVE YOU NOTICED
ANY OF THE PROBLEMS

YOU TOLD ME
TO LOOK OUT FOR?

NO. BUT REMEMBER

THE KNIGHTS ARE
THREE POINTS DOWN.

THEY CAME INTO THIS GAME
A 16-POINT FAVORITE.

IT'S ALREADY AN UPSET.

Fans ( chanting ):
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO...

GO!

GO! GO!

GO, GO, GO!

SET... 21, 28, 30.

( whistle blows )

...carries for a gain
of six yards on the play.

Third down and one yard to go.

THEY GOT A YARD TO GO
FOR A FIRST DOWN.

EVERYBODY FIGURES
IT'S A SHORT YARDAGE PLAY

BUT I BET THEY PASS.
HE'LL CALL IN
HIS WIDE RECEIVER.

WIN, WIN, SCORE...

HEY, GLEN.

THERE HE IS NOW, NUMBER 83.

HE'S TALKING TO THE COACH.

THEY CALL HIM
"GLUE FINGERS."

( chuckles )

( crowd cheering )

( horn sounds "Charge" )

( crowd noise building )

Quarterback:
DOWN... HUT, HUT, HUT.

Defender:
PASS, PASS, PASS!

( thud )

( whistle blows )

The pass in the end zone
is incomplete.

SEE? HE COULD'VE
CAUGHT THAT BALL
WITH HIS EYES SHUT.

I THINK MAYBE HE DID
HAVE HIS EYES SHUT.

( crowd cheering )

Coach:
COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO.

NOW, REMEMBER, STEVE
THIS PLACE-KICKER
HAS A 98% SUCCESS RATIO

INSIDE THE 25-YARD LINE.

AND THEY'RE ON THE 22.

BUT IF YOU'RE RIGHT
ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON...
HE'LL MISS.

TWENTY-FOUR...

HUT, HUT, HUT!

( grunting )

( whistle blows )

The field goal attempt
was missed by Kamenga.

( gunfire off )

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

Man:
NOTHING!

( thunderclap )

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

*WONDER WOMAN **

Diana:
BILL, WHEN DID YOU
FIRST BEGIN TO SUSPECT

THAT THESE GAMES
WERE BEING FIXED?

ABOUT FIVE
OR SIX WEEKS AGO.

EVERY WEEKEND SINCE,
THE TEAM THAT'S BEEN
FAVORED TO WIN

HAS LOST, AND ALWAYS
FOR THE SAME REASON.

WELL, THAT SEEMS TO BE A BIT
MUCH TO CHALK UP TO COINCIDENCE.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID ONLY I
COULDN'T GET ANYONE

AT THE PHYSICAL FITNESS COUNCIL
TO LISTEN TO ME.

FINALLY, I MADE SUCH
A NUISANCE OF MYSELF THEY
PASSED ME OFF TO YOU PEOPLE.

WELL, AS OF NOW

I AM PASSING YOU OFF...

TO DIANA.

FOR WHICH, NEEDLESS TO SAY

I SHALL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.

WELL, I WOULDN'T
SPEAK TOO SOON, BILL.

ANYWAY, IF THIS THING CONTINUES

IT COULD SERIOUSLY AFFECT
NATIONAL MORALE.

WELL, AS YOU KNOW FOOTBALL IS
THE CLOSEST THING TO RELIGION

FOR A LOTTA PEOPLE
IN THIS COUNTRY.

AND IF ORGANIZED
GAMBLING INTERESTS

HAVE FOUND A WAY TO CONTROL
WHO WINS AND LOSES...

THAT'S WHO YOU THINK
IS BEHIND ALL THIS?
BIG-TIME GAMBLING?

SOMEBODY'S CLEANING UP
EVERY TIME A FAVORED
TEAM GETS CREAMED.

( music playing on jukebox )

OH, IT'S YOU AGAIN.

HOW MUCH YOU INTO ME FOR
THIS TIME?

WELL, I, UH, BELIEVE
I WAGERED $1,000

ON THE UNDERDOG
AT FIVE-TO-ONE ODDS.

YEAH, YEAH.

YOU GOT FIVE BIG ONES COMING.

( drawer clanks )

HERE'S YOUR BET.

THERE'S ONE...

TWO, THREE...

FOUR...

FIVE-A-RENO.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

I DO HOPE I HAVEN'T DEPLETED
YOUR RESOURCES.

( chuckles )

TELL THAT TO ALL THEM
POOR BOOBIES

WHO KEEP BETTING
THE FAVORITES.

I'LL TELL YOU, THOUGH...

THE BOYS UPSTAIRS,
THE REALLY BIG ONES

LAYING THE ODDS
AND KEEPING THE BOOKS

THEY'RE GOING TO FIGURE
WHOEVER KEEPS WINNING

OFF WHAT OUGHT TO BE THE LOSERS
KNOWS SOMETHING THEY DON'T.

OH. LET'S JUST SAY
THAT I HAVE A SYSTEM.

HOW COME FOR SIX WEEKS NOW
YOU'VE NEVER LAID
A REAL BET ON ME?

I MEAN, WITH
THE STREAK YOU'RE RIDING
FIVE THOU IS PEANUTS.

BUT 5,000 WAS ALL
I NEEDED THIS WEEK.

WELL, I'LL SEE YOU
NEXT MONDAY.

YEAH, YEAH.

SAME TIME, SAME WAGER.

HEY!

YOU'RE WEIRD, YOU KNOW THAT?

I MEAN REALLY WEIRD.

( giggles )

WHEW.

HEY, ANGIE,
YOU SEE THIS?

FIRE BOMBINGS AT TWO

OF TERWILLIGER'S WAREHOUSES
LAST NIGHT.

I THOUGHT WE WERE
LAYING OFF TERWILLIGER?

LAST I HEARD, HE WAS COMING
AROUND TO OUR POINT OF VIEW.

THE UGLY TRUTH IS, HE WAS.

IT WASN'T US
PLAYING WITH THE
MATCHES LAST NIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

THEN WHO'S PUTTING THE HEAT
ON TERWILLIGER?

TEN TO ONE IT WAS O'HANLON.
WE GOTTA STOP
THAT PUNK FROM PHILLY.

Man 2:
HEY, ARE WE GOING TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT?

I MEAN, HE'S BEEN POKING
AROUND OUR BOOKIES

AND NOW HE'S TRYING
TO MUZZLE IN
ON THE RETAIL OPERATION.

YOU KNOW...

MAYBE A PHONE CALL IS IN ORDER.

GET MR. LAWRENCE.

( doorbell rings )

AH, THERE HE IS
MY FAVORITE
COLLEGE GRADUATE.

MR. BEAMER,
WHAT A SURPRISE.

YEAH. KIND OF LIKE
THE ONE I JUST GOT

WHEN SOMETHING
WAS CALLED TO MY ATTENTION

SOMETHING HIGHLY UNUSUAL

SOMETHING I DIDN'T LIKE.

WHAT WAS THAT?

SOMEBODY'S BEEN BETTING
ON LONG SHOTS.

SOMEBODY'S BEEN WINNING
ON LONG SHOTS, CONSISTENTLY.

SOMEBODY IN YOUR TERRITORY
MR. CAPPUCCI.

IF THE ORGANIZATION
WERE GETTING HURT
I'D CHECK INTO IT.

WELL, OF COURSE
WE'RE NOT GETTING HURT.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT,
MR. CAPPUCCI.

YOU, WITH YOUR
FANCY COLLEGE DEGREE
MISSED THE POINT.

YOU THINK SOMEBODY'S
FIXING THE GAMES?

I THINK
THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON

WHY THE BEST JOCKS
IN THE COUNTRY

DO EVERYTHING BUT HAND A BALL
TO THE OTHER TEAM

WHEN THE ODDS
ARE HEAVILY IN THEIR FAVOR.

YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE I THINK?

THAT O'HANLON'S RESPONSIBLE.

I THINK A RIVAL ORGANIZATION
IS FIXING THE GAMES

LAYING MONEY WITH OUR BOOKIES
AND CLEANING UP.

AND I THINK I DON'T LIKE THAT.

THERE'S NOTHING
WE COULD DO ABOUT THA...

THE POINT,
MR. CAPPUCCI--

YOU WERE ABOUT
TO MISS IT AGAIN--

O'HANLON'S GOT A SECRET.

AND THE ONLY SECRETS I LIKE
ARE THE ONES I GOT.

ANY OTHERS ARE UNHEALTHY.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
MR. CAPPUCCI,
UNHEALTHY?

I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

GOOD.

IT'D BE A REAL SHAME
FOR ALL THAT EDUCATION

TO GO TO WASTE.

GO GET LOUIS AND
BRING HIM HERE FAST.

IRA, DIANA NEEDS THE NAME
OF A BOOKIE

SOMEONE WHO MIGHT
KNOW OF ANYBODY WHO'S
BEEN BETTING CONSISTENTLY

AGAINST THE FAVORED TEAMS
IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

The term "bookie" is imprecise.

HMM? OH.

UH... OKAY, UH...

BOOKMAKER-- WE NEED THE NAME
OF A BOOKMAKER.

Of what significance

is a binder of books
for publication

to gamblers?

UH, NO, NO.
UH... UM...

ODDS-MAKER. HOW'S THAT?

Why didn't you say so?

YEAH, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
TO BE HERE ALL DAY.

No such luck.

The name of an individual
known as Lou "the Lithuanian"

has relevance to your request.

WHERE CAN I FIND HIM?

On most Saturday afternoons

he can be found
at the Sip and Bite Deli.

He is partial
to their egg creams.

VERY GOOD.I'LL HAVE
DIANA BRING YOU BACK
A PASTRAMI ON RYE.

Make it corned beef,
hold the mayo.

Ha... ha... ha... ha.

OKAY, LOUIS,
LET'S GO.

COME ON, LOUIS,
LET'S MOVE IT.

WHAT? DON'T

HEY, WAIT.

HELP ME!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!

YOU WAIT HERE.

( dishes clanking )

( thunderclap )

WHAT? HEY!

HEY, YOU GUYS
LET HIM GO!

( fires twice )

( clanking )

( tires squealing )

( groans )
WHAT HAPPENED?

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

YEAH, THOSE GUYS...

DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!

I'M AFRAID THEY ALREADY HAVE.

WISH WONDER WOMAN HAD
STAYED AROUND A WHILE.

WHY IS THAT?

I WANTED TO THANK HER
FOR HELPING ME OUT.

OH, WELL, I'M SURE
THAT SHE KNOWS
THAT YOU'RE GRATEFUL.

HOW'S YOUR HEAD?

AH, NOT MUCH BETTER.

YOU KNOW, SEEING DOUBLE
ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.

YOU MAKE A PRETTY
GOOD-LOOKING SET
OF TWINS.

( groans )

WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

BLEW THE ONLY LEAD WE HAD.

WELL, I WAS THINKING
OF TALKING

TO SOME OF THOSE,
UH, BALLPLAYERS

WHO'VE BEEN RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE UPSET
IN THOSE GAMES.

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

WE CAN DO THAT TONIGHT.

WHAT'S TONIGHT?

THE OLD TIMERS' CLUB
IS GIVING

AN AWARDS BANQUET
RIGHT HERE IN WASHINGTON.

ALL THE TOP COLLEGE PLAYERS
WILL BE THERE-- AS WILL WE.

WE WILL BE DOING NO SUCH THING

BECAUSE YOU MIGHT
HAVE A MILD
CONCUSSION.

I'LL GO ALONE.

AW, I HATE SENDING YOU OFF
ALL BY YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW, SOME OF THOSE JOCKS
CAN BE REAL LADY-KILLERS.

WELL, DON'T WORRY, BILL.

IF ANY OF THEM GET
OUTTA LINE I'LL

PENALIZE THEM 15 YARDS.

OH, HIYA, HARRY.

LOUIS HERE.

UH, LOOK, I GOT TO
ASK YOU A QUESTION.

ANGIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU KNOW ANYBODY
BEEN PLACING BETS

SHOULD WE LEAN
ON HIM A LITTLE?

NAH. HE'S SCARED WITLESS.

WE START LEANING ON HIM,
HE MIGHT SELF-DESTRUCT.

OH. WELL, UH,

IF, IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING
LEAVE ME KNOW, HUH?

OKAY.
THANKS, BUDDY. THANKS.

LOOKS LIKE I AIN'T
DOING SO HOT.

I MEAN, I CALLED
ABOUT EVERYBODY
I COULD THINK OF.

THEN YOU'LL HAVE
TO TRY SOME MORE
WON'T YOU, LOUIS?

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE GOOD
FOR THE ORGANIZATION
TO FIND OUT WHO THIS GUY IS.

AND WHAT'S GOOD
FOR THE ORGANIZATION

IS GOOD FOR YOU.

ON THE OTHER HAND...

OOH, OOH! I JUST THOUGHT
OF SOMEBODY ELSE!

OH, FINE, LOUIS, FINE.

WHY DON'T YOU PHONE
THAT SOMEBODY ELSE?

( phone rings )

( rings again )

YEAH?

HEY. HOW ARE YOU, LOUIS?

WHAT CAN I DO YOU OUT OF?

YEAH, IT'S FUNNY
YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.

I GOT A GUY
WHO'S BEEN DOING JUST THAT.

BETTING THE UNDERDOGS
THE PAST FIVE, SIX WEEKS NOW.

NOTHING BIG,
BUT CONSISTENT, YOU KNOW?

WELL, WELL, LISTEN,
WHO IS THIS GUY?

I MEAN, WHERE COULD SOMEBODY,
LIKE, LAY HANDS ON HIM?

( mice squeaking )

( knocking persists )

PROFESSOR BRUBAKER,
I PRESUME?

YES, I'M BRUBAKER,
WHOEVER YOU ARE.

I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF A VERY IMPORTANT EXPER...

HEY, YOU JUST CAN'T COME
WALKING IN HERE LIKE THIS.

YOU LEAVE RIGHT THIS MINUTE
OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING DRASTIC... OH!

YOU SHOULDN'T TALK LIKE THAT
TO MR. CAPPUCCI.

THANK YOU, SAM.

WHA... WH-WHAT DO YOU
WANT WITH ME?

WHAT I WANT, PROFESSOR,
PUTTING IT BLUNTLY

IS IN ON YOUR LITTLE SCAM.

MY LITTLE SCAM?

NOW, YOU SEE, PROFESSOR

SINCE YOUR NAME CAME UP
IN SOME RESEARCH
I WAS DOING A FEW HOURS AGO...

I, UH, HAD YOU CHECKED OUT
RATHER THOROUGHLY.

YOU WORK IN
A HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL
FIELD OF ENDEAVOR--

SO CONTROVERSIAL,
IN FACT

THAT YOU'RE UNABLE
TO SECURE GRANTS

TO FINANCE YOUR...
EXPERIMENTS.

BECAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH
OF NARROW-MINDED PEA-BRAINS.

OH, BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY
BLAME THEM, CAN YOU?

I MEAN, REMOTE CONTROL
OF KINETIC FUNCTION

IS RATHER OBSCURE,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY, PROFESSOR?

( laughing )

AS IF A MOBSTER
LIKE YOU HAS EVEN

AN INKLING OF WHAT
KINETIC FUNCTION IS.

I HAVE AN INKLING
THAT YOU CAN MAKE
FOOTBALL PLAYERS DROP PASSES

MISS FIELD GOALS,
AND GENERALLY MESS UP

WHEN YOU'RE CONTROLLING THEM.

AND I ALSO HAVE AN INKLING THAT
YOU'RE DOING SO AT THE BEHEST

OF SOME OTHER
ORGANIZATION.

ORGANIZATION?

I DO IT FOR MYSELF.

YOU'VE HAD NO DEALINGS
WITH A MR. O'HANLON?

I JUST DO IT TO GET MONEY
FOR MY RESEARCH.

AS YOU SAID,
I CANNOT GET A GRANT.

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?

WELL, PROFESSOR,
YOUR WORRIES ARE OVER!

FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL GET
ALL THE MONEY YOU NEED.

UH, NO. THANKS, BUT, UH

I, I'VE BEEN DOING
JUST FINE.

DON'T FOOL YOURSELF
INTO THINKING YOU HAVE
A CHOICE, PROFESSOR--

BECAUSE
YOU DON'T.

I WANT A DEMONSTRATION.

I WANT TO SEE YOU
MAKE PEOPLE'S MUSCLES
DO WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO DO.

WELL, I, I WAS DOING
AN EXPERIMENT

HERE WITH REX...

NO, NO. NOT REX.

NOT RATS.

PEOPLE.

ATHLETES.

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T
HAVE ANY PLANS
FOR TONIGHT, PROFESSOR.

( drilling faintly audible )

OH, PERFECT.

YOU CAN SEE
THE WHOLE ROOM.

COME ON, DIANA. I'M TELLING YOU
WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

FLY BACK TO THE COAST
WITH ME AFTER DINNER.

WELL, I WOULD,
EXCEPT THAT, UM

I'VE TO TALK TO
THE COLLEGE PLAYERS HERE.

YEAH, AND I THOUGHT QUARTERBACKS
AREN'T SUPPOSED TO THROW PASSES.

YOU'VE BEEN MAKING PASSES
AT THIS POOR KID
SINCE SHE WALKED IN.

WHAT ARE YOU, HER HOUSEMOTHER?

THEY'RE ALL SO UNCOUTH.

LET ME TAKE YOU AWAY
FROM ALL OF THIS.

SORRY, BUT I'M ON BUSINESS.

ISN'T THAT, UH...

ONE OF THE QUARTERBACKS

FROM THE OHIO CHESTNUTS
OVER THERE?

HIM, YEAH, THAT'S
TEDDY DAVIS.

BUT I WOULDN'T GO ASK HIM
ABOUT LAST WEEK'S GAME.

NOT AFTER HE THREW
FIVE INTERCEPTIONS

THREE OF WHICH
GOT RUN BACK FOR T.D.s.

BESIDES, YOUR SALAD IS HERE.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
SAVED BY THE SALAD.

OKAY, SAM,
YOU AND NICK GET BUSY.

Only remember, do it discreetly.

AND THEN POOR DAVIS
JUST SEEMED
TO FALL APART.

HE EVEN THREW ONE PASS
CLEAR INTO THE STANDS.

(coughs )

DARN MOSQUITOES.

( coughs )

THINK THEY'D BE ABLE
TO KEEP BUGS

OUT OF A FANCY PLACE
LIKE THIS.

THE DARTS ARE ABSORBED
IN THE BODY WITHIN 20 MINUTES.

BUT BEFORE THEY DISSOLVE
THEY ACT AS RECEIVERS FOR
THE SIGNALS I SEND OUT ON THIS.

AND THE SIGNALS
TRANSMIT SCRAMBLED MESSAGES

TO THE BRAIN, WHICH
FOUL UP MUSCLE CONTROL?

YES. I CAN EVEN TRANSMIT
TO A HIGHER BRAIN CENTER

THE ONE THAT
CONTROLS EMOTIONS.

( continuing to cough )

( chatting )

( beeps )

WHAT, WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO SEE FIRST?

Cappucci:
ROMAN GABRIEL.

GET A CRAMP
IN HIS LEFT FOOT.

( giggling )

( beeping )

OH... OOH.

LAURENCE McCUTCHEON--
CAN YOU GET HIM
TO SPILL HIS WINE

AND START AN ARGUMENT
WITH THE WAITER?

( clatter )

HEY, DUMMY, LOOK
WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

SAM, YOU AND NICK START
SPREADING THOSE DARTS
AROUND FAST.

( feigned coughing )

GET THEM ALL ON
THEIR FEET, CONFUSION.

That's what we want,
a whole lot of confusion.

( woman screaming )

( both laughing )

( yelling, clattering )

( men grunting )

( yelling )

THAT'S ONE PARTY CRASHER
WE CAN DO WITHOUT.

( groans )

WHY? WHY DID I DO THAT?

AND WHY AREN'T
YOU QUEEN?

OKAY... GET READY
TO PULL OUT.

( yells )

( chuckling )

( yells )

( grunting )

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO MAD
IN MY LIFE.

I NEVER HIT A WOMAN BEFORE
BUT THERE'S A FIRST TIME
FOR EVERYTHING.

( grunting )

I'M GOING TO GET
ALL OF YOU!
NOW HOLD IT!

YOU GUYS ARE GOING
TO HURT YOURSELVES.

( drops bottle )

( catching breath )

Cappucci:
HER NAME'S DIANA PRINCE.

SHE'S A GOVERNMENT AGENT.

SHE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS
AT THAT DINNER LAST NIGHT.

YEAH. SHE THREATENS
TO BECOME A THORN IN OUR SIDE

BECAUSE OF THIS MAN, WHO'S
CURRENTLY WORKING WITH HER.

HIS NAME IS BILL MICHAELS.

HE'S CURRENTLY ON LEAVE
FROM THE PHYSICAL
FITNESS COUNCIL.

APPARENTLY, HE'S AS CONCERNED
ABOUT THOSE FOOTBALL UPSETS

AS WE WERE.

SO NOW WE HAVE BOTH
OF THEM IN OUR HAIR.

NEED I SAY MORE?

( doorbell rings )

I HEAR YOU.

COMING!

( ringing persistently )

( coughing )

YEAH?
I'M SORRY, SIR.

PACKAGE FOR MISS ABERGAS.

MISS WHO?
ABERGAS.

NATALIE ROSE ABERGAS.
WANT TO SIGN HERE?

I NEVER HEARD OF THE LADY.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG APARTMENT.

I'M SORRY, DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHERE I MAY
BE ABLE TO FIND HER?

WELL,YOU SEE, I DON'T KNOW IF
SHE'S IN THIS
APARTMENT BUILDING OR NOT.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THE MANAGER, FIRST FLOOR?

I'LL DO THAT.

RIGHT.

OH.

I JUST SAW OUR GIRL HEADING
FOR BILL MICHAELS'S PLACE

AND MICHAELS
JUST TOOK ONE IN THE NECK.

ALRIGHT, NICK,
YOU DID FINE.

UH... GIVE THEM
A FEW MINUTES.

I WANT HER
COMPLETELY OFF-GUARD

WHEN WE PULL
MICHAELS'S CHAIN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO TRANSMIT?

WHAT ELSE?

INSANE, MURDEROUS RAGE.

HE, HE COULD REALLY
KILL HER, YOU KNOW?

OH. SQUEAMISH?

JUST SHOW ME
WHAT BUTTONS TO PUSH.

BILL, WHAT'D THE DOCTOR
SAY ABOUT YOUR HEAD?

HE SAYS IT IS STILL CONNECTED
BUT I DID TAKE
A PRETTY GOOD LICK.

WELL, THAT'S NOT
ANYTHING, THOUGH.

YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
SOME OF THE THINGS

THAT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS
PLAYING BASKETBALL FOR A LIVING.

NO OFFENSE,
BUT I'M GLAD I DIDN'T.

SAY, I UNDERSTAND THINGS
WENT PRETTY WILD LAST NIGHT.

TELL ME ABOUT THAT.

WILD ISN'T THE WORD.

ALL OF A SUDDEN
EIGHT OR TEN
OF THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS

JUST WENT BERSERK.
I MEAN, IT WAS
THE CRAZIEST--

OKAY, BILL, KNOCK IT OFF.

BILL!

HEY, BILL.

( grunts )

( grunts )

( grunts )

( grunts )

BILL?

WHAT HIT THIS PLACE?

YOU DID.

IT'S REALLY NOT YOUR FAULT,
BILL.

UM, SEE, I THINK THAT
THIS IS WHAT MADE YOU DO IT.

COME HERE,
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

USE THIS, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
YOU CAN GET A CLOSE LOOK AT IT.

WHAT THE HECK
IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS
EMBEDDED IN THE SKIN
ON YOUR NECK.

IT RAISED
A SLIGHT WELT.

I GUESS I'M JUST
ALLERGIC TO CIRCUITRY.

LOOK AT THAT, DIANA.

SEE WHAT IT'S DOING?

Michaels:
IT SELF-DESTRUCTED.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

I'D HAVE LIKED A CHANCE
TO REALLY STUDY IT.

WELL, AT LEAST NOW
WE'VE GOT AN IDEA
WHAT'S GOING ON.

WE DO?

WELL, IF WE DON'T,
I KNOW A CERTAIN
COMPUTER THAT WILL.

THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED,
MR. BEAMER.

THE KNIGHTS ARE
A 35-POINT FAVORITE.

THE ODDS ARE TEN TO ONE
IN THEIR FAVOR.

AND YOU THINK ONE MILLION
WILL DO THE TRICK?

IT'S A SMALL AMOUNT
THAT IF WE SPREAD IT
TO ALL O'HANLON'S BOOKIES

IT WON'T UPSET THE ODDS.

IT WILL GROSS US A TIDY TEN
MILLION WHEN THE DUSTERS WIN.

ONLY $1 MILLION
WILL DO THE TRICK.

WE'LL BE ABLE TO DO
TO O'HANLON

WHAT YOU THOUGHT
HE WAS DOING TO US.

$1 MILLION
OF ORGANIZATION MONEY.

IT'S A SURE BET, MR. BEAMER.

BRUBAKER CAME UP WITH IMPLANTS
THAT LAST TWO HOURS

INSTEAD OF JUST 20 MINUTES.

I MEAN, WE JUST CAN'T FAIL.

I'M GOING TO TRUST YOU,
MR. CAPPUCCI.

YOU KNOW WHY?

NOT BECAUSE OF YOUR IMPRESSIVE
EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND

or your youthful eagerness

but because I'm going
to entrust you with $1 million.

BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW

THAT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS
TO THOSE FUNDS

YOU'LL BE ONE SORRY MAN.

LISTEN, THERE'S NO PROBLEM,
MR. BEAMER.

LOOK, I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

Sam:
DID HE PROMISE YOU A PROMOTION

AFTER WE DO A JOB
ON O'HANLON'S BOOKIE?

OH, YEAH,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WHERE'S BRUBAKER?

IN THE KITCHEN,
I'LL GET HIM.

HE'S PROBABLY
FIXING HIMSELF A BICARB.

HE'S BEEN LOOKING
A LITTLE GREEN

EVER SINCE WE COME BACK
FROM BILL MICHAELS'S PLACE.

Cappucci:
YEAH, THE PROFESSOR HAS LED
A SHELTERED LIFE, HASN'T HE?

THE PROFESSOR'S NOT IN HIS ROOM
AND THE DOOR'S OPEN.

I THINK HE SPLIT.

WHAT?

LOOK, DON'T WORRY,
ANGIE.

WE'LL FIND HIM
AND BRING HIM BACK.

HOLD ON,
JUST HOLD ON.

IT HAS JUST
OCCURRED TO ME

I CAN OPERATE THE
PROFESSOR'S DEVICE

JUST AS WELL AS HE.

AND PERHAPS HE'S OUTLIVED
HIS USEFULNESS TO US ANYWAY.

BUT HE KNOWS
TOO MUCH.

WE'LL PUT
A CONTRACT OUT

ON HIM
IN DUE TIME.

I'M SURE HE'S
TOO FRIGHTENED NOW

TO DO ANYTHING
BUT RUN.

( all chuckle )

Michaels:
WELL, WELL.

LOOKS LIKE
PROFESSOR BRUBAKER

IS READY TO HEAD
FOR THE HILLS.

IT'S AS IF HE KNOWS

HIS NAME CAME OUT
OF YOUR COMPUTER.

LOOK, BILL,
WHY DON'T YOU

GO IN THROUGH
THE BUILDING

AND SEE IF YOU CAN'T TALK HIM
INTO COMING WITH US PEACEFULLY?

RIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?

WELL, I THINK
SOMEONE SHOULD STAY HERE

IN CASE HE COMES THROUGH
ONE OF THESE WINDOWS.

UH-UH, SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE TAKING

THE HEAVY PART
OF THE JOB.

BELIEVE ME, BILL,
I WON'T GET HURT.

YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
SHOULD KNOW

THAT I CAN TAKE
CARE OF MYSELF.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

( thunderclap )

PLEASE... PLEASE!

I'LL GIVE THE MONEY BACK.

I JUST NEEDED NEW EQUIPMENT
FOR MY EXPERIMENTS.

SO YOU USED YOUR INVENTION

TO CHANGE THE OUTCOME
OF FOOTBALL GAMES

AND YOU BET AGAINST
THE TEAMS YOU TAMPERED WITH?

ALRIGHT, I ADMIT IT.

YOU ALSO USED ONE OF THOSE DARTS
ON BILL MICHAELS

ALMOST KILLED
DIANA PRINCE.

I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT.

MR. CAPPUCCI MADE ME DO IT.

HE'S TAKEN OVER
MY INVENTION.

BUT I DIDN'T WANT
ANY PART OF MURDER.

THAT'S WHY I RAN AWAY
FROM HIM.

ANGELO CAPPUCCI?

THE MOBSTER, YES.

HE'S GOING TO DO
SOMETHING REALLY BIG.

HE SAYS HE'LL WIN $10 MILLION
ON ONE FOOTBALL GAME.

WHICH GAME, WHAT TEAM?

I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T HEAR.
I WAS BUSY RUNNING AWAY.

( door closes )

THAT'S THEM.
THEY'VE COME TO GET ME

FOR RUNNING OUT ON THEM.

NO, THAT'S BILL MICHAELS.

LISTEN, I WANT YOU
TO FORGET I WAS HERE.

SURRENDER TO HIM
AND DIANA PRINCE.

THEY'LL PROTECT YOU
AND GIVE YOU A CHANCE

TO MAKE UP
FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE

IF YOU COOPERATE.

OH, PLEASE.

PLEASE.

I'LL COOPERATE.

I WANT TO COOPERATE.

JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.

BILL, YOU NEED
SOME HELP?

NO, I'VE PRETTY MUCH
GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL HERE.

WELL, UH, WHAT HAPPENED?

Steve:
NOW, THIS IS THE FOOTBALL GAME
CAPUCCI'LL HIT--

THE ONE BETWEEN
THE COLORADO KNIGHTS

AND THE CALIFORNIA DUSTERS,
RIGHT?

Affirmative. It is
the only upcoming game

in which the organization
could win the amount of money

Brubaker specified.

BUT THE KNIGHTS ARE 35-POINT
FAVORITES IN THAT GAME.

You did indicate
that Angelo Capucci has a way

of controlling the outcome
of the game, did you not?

WELL, YEAH, BUT I JUST DIDN'T
WANT TO SEND BILL AND DIANA

OFF TO CALIFORNIA
TO WATCH THAT GAME

WHEN THE GAME THEY REALLY SHOULD
BE COVERING IS IN KANSAS.

Trust me, Steve Trevor.

AS IF I HAD ANY CHOICE.

TALK ABOUT YOUR NEEDLES
IN YOUR HAYSTACKS.

WE KNOW IT'LL TAKE
CAPPUCCI A WHILE

TO THROW THE GAME
AND MAKE SURE IT STAYS THROWN.

THAT GIVES US
ABOUT TWO HOURS TO FIND HIM.

SAY, DO YOU HAVE
THOSE PICTURES?

SURE, SO DOES
EVERY OTHER AGENT

THAT THE I.A.D.C. FIELD
OFFICE COULD SPARE.

PRETTY SOON THERE WILL BE
ABOUT 50 PAIRS OF EYES

LOOKING FOR THESE GUYS.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE
THEY'RE GOING TO BE HERE.

THESE ARE MY COUSINS
FROM AMES, NICK.

PHYLLIS AND GILDA.

WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA, GIRLS.

Both:
THANK YOU, NICK.

WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS
GET ON THE BUS?

NICK WILL EXPLAIN
THE ASSIGNMENT TO YOU--

AND GIVE YOU
THE SPECIAL EQUIPMENT
WE PREPARED FOR YOU.

EVERYTHING'S MOVING RIGHT
ON SCHEDULE, MR. BEAMER.

YEAH, ALL THE BETS HAVE BEEN
PLACED, ALL IS IN ORDER.

YES, I AM WELL AWARE
OF HOW MUCH YOU TRUST ME.

( all talking )

WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA, BOYS.

HOPE YOU FELLAS LEAVE
OUR HOME TEAM

THE WAY YOU FIND IT.

( all talking )

NOT TOO MANY BROKEN BONES, OKAY?

( all talking )

( hooting and hollering )

WE SHOULD BE AT THE STADIUM
IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES.

ENJOY THE RIDE.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED

DON'T FORGET TO ASK
ONE OF OUR LOVELY HOSTESSES.

Man 1:
WE ALREADY ASKED HER
SOME QUESTIONS.

Man 2:
THERE YOU GO, BUS DRIVER.

FIRST AND FIVE

AND WE GOT TO GO FOR THE,
WE GOT TO GO FOR THE...

THE TRAINER ASKED US
TO GIVE YOU

YOUR VITAMIN DRINKS
ON THE BUS.

( jocular chatter )

PHYLLIS, COME HERE.

Man 3:
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

( squeals )
ALRIGHT.

ALRIGHT.

ALRIGHT.

OH, I GOT...

Man:
HOT DOGS HERE.

( crowd cheering )

( whistle blows )

Announcer:
He drops it!

Get the ball! Get the ball!

( whistle blows )

( crowd cheering )

Announcer:
Retallick drops the kickoff.

Run in by Kramer
for a touchdown.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NO
DOUBT THAT ANGIE'S HERE.

YEAH, BUT WHERE?

WE'VE COVERED ALMOST HALF
THE STADIUM ALREADY.

WHICH MEANS WE ONLY
HAVE HALF TO GO.

Quarterback:
SET, 21, 28, 34, HUT, HUT, HUT!

Referee:
FUMBLE!

( cheering )

( whistle blows )

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IN ALL MY YEARS OF SPORTSCASTING

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE THE INCREDIBLE DEBACLE

THAT IS TAKING PLACE BEFORE
MY DISBELIEVING EYES TODAY.

THIS CHERRY BOWL
CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM

UNBEATEN IN ITS LAST 12 GAME,
AND A HEAVY FAVORITE

OVER ADMITTEDLY ONE OF THE
WEAKEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS

IN THE NATION TODAY,
IS MAKING ERROR AFTER ERROR

MISTAKE AFTER MISTAKE

IN THE MOST DISMAL DISPLAY
OF ATHLETIC ASININITY

THAT THIS REPORTER HAS EVER
WITNESSED.

AND THAT'S TELLING IT
LIKE IT IS.

( horn sounds "Charge" )

Quarterback:
13-24-HUT-HUT!

( whistle blows )

Announcer:
The tackle was made by McKeown

for a loss of three yards.

Third and 13.

DIANA, THAT'S IT.

WE'VE COVERED
THE ENTIRE STADIUM.

ONLY PEOPLE WE SAW
WERE OTHER I.A.D.C. AGENTS.

THEY HAVEN'T HAD
ANY BETTER LUCK
THAN WE HAVE.

WE KNOW CAPPUCCI'S HERE.

OH, YEAH.

WHAT DID PROFESSOR BRUBAKER

SAY THE MAXIMUM RANGE

OF HIS TRANSMITTER
WAS?

ABOUT A MILE, I THINK.

YEAH, A MILE.

A MILE.

( horn sounds "Charge" )

Fans:
CHARGE!

MAYBE MR. CAPPUCCI
JUST DOESN'T LIKE CROWDS.

WHAT?

UH... NOTHING.

I'LL BE BACK IN
A MINUTE, OKAY?

YEAH, SURE.

( whistle blows )

NOTHING LIKE A GOOD CLEAN
FOOTBALL GAME ON AN AFTERNOON.

Announcer:
The tackle was made by

Impassi and Knowdell
on the line of scrimmage.

Fourth down and one yard.

( thunderclap )

Announcer:
Attention, Dr. Lansbury.

Dr. Lansbury, please report
to the main ticket stand.

HERE SHE COMES AGAIN.

PUSH HER!

( grunts )

Referee:
FUMBLE!

( whistle blows )

( beeps remote )

Quarterback:
HUT-HUT!

Referee:
FUMBLE!

Announcer:
Dodd fumbled on the play.

Recovered by Wasluski,
first and ten.

ANGIE!

THE TRANSMITTER, DROP IT!

Announcer:
Tom Carey for a gain
of 15 yards on the play.

First down.

ANGIE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
ONCE YOU GET UP HERE?

Announcer:
Carter carries it in
for a touchdown.

Trevor:
THE AUTHORITIES HAVE DECIDED

NOT TO PROSECUTE YOU,
PROFESSOR.

THEY THINK A JURY
WOULD NOT BELIEVE
WHAT YOU DID.

THEN THAT'S IT?
I CAN LEAVE?

YOU'RE A FREE MAN.

OH...

BUT WHAT ABOUT CAPPUCCI?

I HEARD HIS LAWYERS
GOT HIM OUT ON BOND

TEN MINUTES AFTER
HE WAS ARRESTED.

HE'LL TRY TO KILL ME.

HE IS SO MEAN,
I KNOW HE WILL.

I THINK THAT MR. CAPPUCCI
HAS ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

ALL ON HIS OWN, PROFESSOR.

THE KNIGHTS-DUSTERS GAME
IS BEING REPLAYED

THIS WEEKEND,
FAIRLY AND SQUARELY.

AND DON'T FORGET,
ALL BETS STILL STAND.

I DON'T THINK
CAPPUCCI'S SUPERIORS

ARE ANY TOO HAPPY
WITH THAT MILLION-DOLLAR
INVESTMENT.

MY GUESS IS THAT ANGIE
WILL SOON BE FITTED

WITH A CEMENT-LINED
SWIMMING SUIT.

( chuckles )

THANK YOU.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME NOW.

GOOD-BYE.

GOOD-BYE.

BYE.

BRILLIANT MAN.

I WONDER IF WE'VE HEARD
THE LAST OF HIM.

OW!

DIANA?

OH, NOT TO WORRY.

IT'S A FOR-REAL MOSQUITO.

( chuckles )

( chuckles )

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