Original subtitles

IT'S HERE.

THEY'RE UNLOADING THE ROLLS.

MISS PRINCE?

YES.

YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.

ONE CUSTOM 1935 ROLLS LANDAULET

WITH PLATINUM HOOD ORNAMENT COMING RIGHT UP.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.

OH, IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO ACCOMMODATE THE I.A.D.C.

ALRIGHT, FELLOWS

LET'S GET THE DOORS OPEN, HUH?

SO, UH... WHAT DO WE GOT GOING ON HERE--

SOME KIND OF A SPY CAPER OR SOMETHING?

( coughs )

THAT'S A ROLLS, ALRIGHT

BUT AIN'T IT KIND OF SMALL?

( laughing )

( still laughing )

HEY, STOP THAT CAR!

( thunderclap )

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

( tires screeching )

( thunderclap )

RAISE IT HIGHER!

MOVE IT TO THE LEFT.

HEY, WONDER WOMAN!

WHAT IS HAPPENING, SISTER?

WHAT'S IN THE BACK?

I DON'T KNOW, MA'AM.

I GUESS THERE WAS A MIX-UP.

SOMEONE MUST HAVE GOOFED

AND SENT DOWN TWO TRUCKS TO THE SAME PLACE.

I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT A STOLEN CAR.

DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK AT THE OTHER DRIVER?

NO, MA'AM.

HE WAS SO TEED OFF ABOUT THE MIX-UP

HE REFUSED TO GET OUT OF THE CAB.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

( tires screeching )

Man: NOBODY TOLD ME THAT THE I.A.D.C.

AND TWO FEMALES WERE GOING TO INTERFERE.

INTERFERE?

WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR MEDDLE?

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, INSPECTOR BOLT

WONDER WOMAN AND I WERE TRYING TO RETRIEVE AN INVALUABLE DOCUMENT...

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, AGENT PRINCE

I WAS THERE ON A TIP THAT COULD HAVE BUSTED

THE BIGGEST CAR-THEFT RING SINCE ORIGINAL SIN.

I WAS GOING TO TAIL THAT ROLLS- ROYCE TO ITS ORIGINAL SOURCE.

AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK

YOUR CAR THIEVES ARE MORE IMPORTANT

THAN NATIONAL SECURITY.

MY CAR THIEVES?

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

ENOUGH SQUABBLING, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

NOW, BOLT, YOU WANT THE MAN

BEHIND THE CAR THEFT RING, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

DIANA, YOU AND I WANT THE HOOD ORNAMENT OFF THE ANTIQUE ROLLS.

NOW, IT'S BEEN DECIDED AND AGREED UPON THAT THE TWO OF YOU

WILL BE WORKING TOGETHER.

OKAY... OKAY.

MAYBE I WAS OFF BASE.

I TAKE IT ALL BACK--

EXCEPT THE FEMALE PART.

YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY FEMALE.

SINCE BIRTH.

GOOD.

NOW THAT WE HAVE OUR GENDERS STRAIGHT

WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS CAR THEFT ORGANIZATION?

HELLO?

OH. UH... SORRY.

WELL, I'VE BEEN AFTER THESE GUYS

FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW

I'VE YET TO GET A SPECIFIC LINE ON THEIR OPERATIONS.

NOW, I KNOW, THEN, THEY GOT TO HAVE

A HEADQUARTERS SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?

SOME KIND OF DROP FOR ALL THESE HOT CARS.

SOMEPLACE WHERE THEY CAN

REMOVE THE SERIAL NUMBERS, CHANGE THE PAINT JOBS.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS DROP IS?

NO. THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO JUST SLIP AWAY FROM ME.

LIKE TODAY.

BUT THIS TIME I KNOW THE BUYER--

AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST-- DR. SAMSON.

THEY SEEM TO CONCENTRATE PRIMARILY ON CLASSIC CARS?

CLASSICS, ANTIQUES, REFURBISHED OLD SPORTS JOBS.

DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS A BILLION-DOLLAR BUSINESS

JUST ON STOLEN PARTS ALONE?

SAMSON WILL PAY OVER $100,000 FOR THAT ROLLS

AND EVEN MORE IF THEY COULD GET HIM A DUESENBERG INSTEAD.

AND THE MAN BEHIND THIS RING?

ANOTHER BIG QUESTION MARK.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU SUBSCRIBE TO THE THEORY THAT ALL CRIMES

FIT THE PERSONALITY OF THE PERPETRATOR

IN WHICH CASE OUR MAN

NUMBER ONE, IS A GAMBLER, A BUSINESSMAN...

EFFICIENT, WELL ORGANIZED...

AND SOMEONE IN TOUCH WITH BIG MONEY.

SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

SELL SHORT. YES, SHORT.

( phone ringing )

YEAH? HOLD ON.

AND BUY THE JUNE BELLIES TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE BELL.

GO AHEAD. I'M LISTENING.

FOR 40 ACRES? BUY.

( phone ringing )

ALRIGHT. BRAZIL? UH-UH.

( phone ringing )

ARBITRATE AND CALL BACK.

I'M WONDERING.

MAYBE WE COULD GET AHOLD OF A DUESENBERG?

WE CAN GIVE IT A TRY.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A PLAN, INSPECTOR.

BEST PLAN SINCE HANNIBAL CROSSED THE ALPS.

BRILLIANT?

BUT RISKY.

NOW, JUST ONE SECOND...

THERE YOU GO, DOC. OVER THIS WAY.

THIS IS THE MAN.

I'M SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING, DR. SAMSON.

BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE ME

AT A DISADVANTAGE, MR., UH...

AS INTENDED, SIR, MY IDENTITY REMAINS A MYSTERY

TO MY CLIENTS AND ALL BUT A FEW

OF MY CLOSEST ASSOCIATES--

AS INTENDED.

YOU ARE PREPARED TO FILL MY ORDER-- THE 1935 LANDAULET?

FOR $100,000 IN SWISS FRANCS

DRAWABLE ON A SWISS ACCOUNT, YES.

MAKE IT $75,000.

SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE AND ALLOW ME TO KEEP THIS.

A SENTIMENTAL ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION.

DONE.

WHY QUIBBLE?

THERE MUST BE HUNDREDS OF LADIES LIKE HER.

Trevor: IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE

BUT THE LADY WE'RE AFTER IS VERY MUCH ONE OF A KIND

AND MORE IMPORTANT TO UNCLE SAM THAN THE CARS ARE TO THE POLICE.

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT, INSPECTOR

IN CASE YOUR PLAN WORKS.

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR LADY, COLONEL.

ALL I WANT IS THE MAN.

YOU READY, PARTNER?

YES.

NOW, JUST A MINUTE.

NEITHER OF YOU ARE QUITE READY YET.

DIANA, I HAVE A LOVELY BROOCH FOR YOU.

IT'S A TINY MICROPHONE-- PICK UP EVERY WORD YOU SAY.

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WATCH MY LANGUAGE.

I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

THIS IS FOR YOU, INSPECTOR:

A BALLPOINT TAPE RECORDER.

CLEVER. AND THAT?

AND DON'T FORGET YOUR CAMERA.

AND REMEMBER, INSPECTOR, YOU'RE ARNIE LIPPINCOTT

SMALLTIME THIEF WITH BIG IDEAS.

EXCELLENT.

HOW ARE YOUR EYES?

WELL, IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION IT.

THEY'VE BEEN BOTHERING ME LATELY.

L-P-E-D.

NOW WHAT DO YOU SEE?

I SEE A 1935 ROLLS-ROYCE LANDAULET.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

NO, WAIT. IT'S AN S.J. TYPE DUESENBERG.

A DUESENBERG THAT A CERTAIN OPHTHALMOLOGIST

HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

DR. SAMSON, I KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING OUT FEELERS

FOR A 1934 S.J. TYPE DUESEY

WITH DUAL WINDSHIELDS, FRONT AND REAR

DUAL SIDE MOUNTS

BODY BY ROLLSTON

POWERED BY THE ORIGINAL, SUPERCHARGED STRAIGHT EIGHT.

YOU, UH... CAN GET ONE FOR ME?

MM-HMM.

YOU NEVER REALLY WANTED THAT ROLLS-ROYCE, DID YOU?

NOT IF I CAN GET A '34 S.J. TYPE DUESEY.

MAN: Yes?

SAMSON DIDN'T SHOW TO PICK UP THE ROLLS.

COULD BE COLD FEET.

COULD BE COMPETITION.

YES, COULD BE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THAT EVENTUALITY?

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SURE DO.

HI.

DR. SAMSON, ARNIE LIPPINCOTT.

SHALL WE?

Samson: LET ME DRIVE HER.

Bolt: NO DRIVING.

NOT UNTIL THE TRADE IS MADE.

TOMORROW. I'LL HAVE IT FOR YOU TOMORROW.

THEN IT'S SETTLED?

WE TRADE, STRAIGHT ACROSS, THIS DUESEY FOR THE ROLLS.

ANY DAY.

THEN THE LADY WILL BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU FOR A DRIVE.

( men chuckle )

THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ANY TRADE.

BRILLIANT.

BUT RISKY.

YOU HAD AN APPOINTMENT WITH A ROLLS.

REMEMBER, DOCTOR?

BUT I GAVE HIM BETTER MERCHANDISE AT A BETTER PRICE.

UH-HUH. WELL, THE TRADE'S OFF.

AND I'M TAKING THE DUESEY TO BOOT

JUST FOR WASTING MY TIME.

OH, NO.

( tires squealing )

GO FOR 'EM, BABY!

( men grunting )

( grunts )

IT'S OKAY, ALF.

YOU'RE A THINKER, NOT A FIGHTER.

A THINKER? HA!

IF BRAINS WERE RAIN

HE COULDN'T MAKE A DROP.

( grunts )

LET'S GO, WISE GUY.

YOU'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET.

STEVE, I TAKE IT YOU, UH... HEARD

WHAT JUST WENT ON

back there?

We didn't get the Rolls

but they did take Bolt with them

just like you figured.

SO, I'M GOING TO TAKE DR. SAMSON

DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION FOR A LITTLE CHAT

WITH OUR FRIEND LIEUTENANT KLEIN

AND THEN I'LL BE IN.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PUTTING ON WEIGHT, ALFIE.

YOU KNOW, LIPPINCOTT

YOU'D LOOK LIKE WHAT'S ON MY PLATE

IF I HAD MY WAY.

AW, DON'T TELL ME

YOU'VE GONE AND LOST YOUR WAY NOW.

FIRST, A DUESENBERG, THEN A FIGHT

AND NOW YOUR WAY.

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, ALFIE.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE YOUR JOB.

( hammer clicks )

YOU KNOW THAT SOUND?

YEAH, I KNOW THAT SOUND.

IF YOU DON'T WANT THE HEAR THE ONE THAT FOLLOWS

LAY OFF OF ME.

( buzzing )

YOUR CREDENTIALS HAVE BEEN CHECKED, MR. LIPPINCOTT.

YOU PASSED INSPECTION.

NATURALLY.

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW?

NOT MUCH, ACTUALLY.

SIMPLY INSTRUCT YOUR FEMALE ASSOCIATE

TO DELIVER THAT DUESENBERG INTO MY HANDS.

YOUR HANDS? MY FOOT! THAT'S MY DUESENBERG.

YOU KEEP YOUR GREASY MEAT HOOKS OFF IT

WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

MY IMPETUOUS FRIEND

THAT DUESENBERG IS WORTH $200,000.

I KNOW.

WELL, DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT

YOU WON'T DIE IF I DON'T GET IT.

YOU CAN'T MESS WITH ARNIE LIPPINCOTT.

MY BOYS WOULD BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE GREEN ON GRASS.

HOW COLORFUL.

BUT WE BOTH KNOW

YOUR LITTLE MIDNIGHT AUTO SUPPLY

IS A ONE-MAN OPERATION.

NO. WITH THIS CHICK, IT MAKES TWO.

AND SHE'S NOT GOING TO MISS YOU.

OKAY. OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU A DEAL.

YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME A DEAL?

RIGHT.

EXCUSE ME. THIS HAPPENS

ALL THE TIME.

I GOT IT.

IS THIS, BY ANY CHANCE, PART OF YOUR DEAL?

A PACKARD INSIGNIA. SO WHAT?

SO, I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE A LINE

ON A '37 PACKARD 12-CYLINDER ROADSTER COUPE.

AND?

AND IT'S YOURS IF YOU, UH...

TWO GUYS WILL LET ME OUT OF HERE ALIVE

AND IN ONE PIECE.

NOT PARTICULARLY

INTERESTED, MR. LIPPINCOTT.

BUT, BY SOME STRANGE COINCIDENCE

I DO HAVE A BUYER

FOR A 1929 MERCEDES PHAETON--

TOTALLY RESTORED AND ORIGINAL.

WELL, IF ANYBODY IN THIS WORLD CAN FIND ONE

IT'S, UH... ARNIE LIPPINCOTT.

HE'S FULL OF IT.

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME WASTE HIM, HUH?

BY THIS WEEKEND, ARNIE LIPPINCOTT?

FOR 20%, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

A CAPITALIST AFTER MY OWN HEART.

20% IT IS.

DONE.

AND MY INSIGNIA.

OF COURSE.

THANK YOU.

Alfie: I WOULDN'T GIVE HIM 20% OF NOTHING.

I'D MAKE HIM 100% DEAD.

IF HE CAN DO AS HE SAYS

I CAN USE HIM IN THE ORGANIZATION, ALFIE.

AFTER ALL, YOU HAVEN'T COME ACROSS WITH MUCH RECENTLY.

HOWEVER...

UNTIL HE PASSES THIS LITTLE TEST

HE'S STILL ON THE EXPENDABLE LIST.

YOU BETTER GET 100% ON THIS TEST, KID.

ALFIE, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME

WE TOOK THIS BLINDFOLD OFF?

IT MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE LESS CONSPICUOUS.

YEAH, GO AHEAD, TAKE IT OFF.

ALRIGHT.

YOU LOOK BETTER WITH IT ON.

YOU'RE CUTE.

UH-OH.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU:

THIS CAR IS HOT.

TERRIFIC.

DON'T WORRY.

NOBODY CATCHES ALFIE.

( police siren wailing )

Alfie: PUT UP THE WINDOWS!

Bolt: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

Alfie: PUT 'EM UP!

Alfie: GET OUT!

Bolt: GET LOST!

Alfie: EITHER GET WET OR I'll PUT A BULLET

Bolt: SINCE YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...

( coughing )

COME ON!

WHAT ABOUT THE CAR?

LET 'EM HAVE IT!

YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND! LET THEM HAVE IT!

( grunts )

Bolt: COPS.

JUST ACT NATURAL.

THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

YOU'RE USED TO BEING ALL WET.

I'M GOING HOME AND GET SOME DRY CLOTHES.

HELLO.

WHAT HIT YOU-- A TIDAL WAVE?

WOULD YOU BELIEVE A CAR WASH?

WELL, OKAY, IT LOOKS LIKE

YOU WENT THROUGH WITHOUT A CAR.

I DID.

WHY?

BECAUSE IT WAS HOT.

THE CAR WASH?

NO. THE CAR.

RIGHT. RIGHT.

DID YOU GET THE PHOTOGRAPHS?

AH, YES, YES.

GOT SOME PICTURES.

JUST OPEN YOUR PALM.

THERE.

AND DO WE HAVE A TAPE RECORDING?

THAT'S IN THIS POCKET.

JUST LIFT THAT CYLINDER OFF.

THERE YOU ARE.

DID YOU, BY CHANCE, GET ANY FINGERPRINTS?

EVEN GOT THOSE.

NOW, THEY MAY BE A BIT DAMP

BUT WITH THE WATERPROOF PROTECTIVE COATING

THERE SHOULDN'T BE TOO MANY SMUDGES.

GREAT. PRETTY SOON, WE WILL KNOW WHO YOUR MAN IS.

AND, WITH ANY GOOD FORTUNE

WE WILL ALSO HAVE YOUR LADY FOR YOU.

WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?

JUST ONE THING.

WHAT?

THE CAR THAT IS DESCRIBED

ON THAT TAPE RECORDING.

YEAH?

Diana: WELL, WE'LL WORK ON IT.

I THINK MAYBE IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA

IF YOU WENT DOWN BY YOURSELF FIRST.

I GOT A SHADOW LURKING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE

AND IT WOULDN'T BE A GOOD IDEA FOR HIM TO SEE US TOGETHER.

YOUR SHADOW IS HERE, COP.

ALFIE GOING TO WANT TO TALK TO YOU REAL BAD.

LET'S GO.

SLOW.

( yells )

( yells )

HELP!

WHERE YOU GOING?

SOMEBODY HELP!

HELP! HELP!

SOMEBODY HELP!

HELP!

SOMEBODY HELP!

Bolt: SOMEBODY HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

( screaming )

INTERFERING FEMALES?

LOOK AFTER HIM, WILL YOU?

YOU'RE THE WIZARD WHO GIVES FLYING LESSONS WITHOUT A PLANE.

UNDER THE SPELL OF MY LASSO, YOU HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH.

WHO ARE YOU?

WHO'S YOUR BOSS? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?

ALFIE'S MY BOSS.

HE OWNS THE CAR WASH.

WHAT DOES THIS ALFIE DO WITH STOLEN CARS?

I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT STOLEN CARS.

I'M JUST A CASHIER.

WHEN I RELEASE YOU, YOU WILL FORGET

EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED HERE.

Alfie: YOU BLEW IT!

HEY, I COULDN'T HELP IT. HE GAVE ME THE SLIP.

HEY, I'M JUST A CASHIER, MAN.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHERE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME?

I DON'T KNOW.

NEVER MIND. HIS CAR'S HERE.

HE'LL BE BACK.

SLIM, YOU GOT THAT THING READY FOR HIM?

YEAH, YEAH, IT'S GOING TO BE READY.

I DON'T THINK LIPPINCOTT'S GOING

TO CUT INTO MY TERRITORY ANYMORE.

MAN ( on tape ): But, by some strange coincidence

I do have a buyer for a 1929 Mercedes Phaeton--

totally restored and original.

The IRAC computer has analyzed the fingerprints.

HAVE YOU GOT AN I.D. YET, IRA?

Patience, Steve Trevor.

"PATIENCE, STEVE TREVOR."

( warbling )

( whirring )

HOW'S IT COMING?

WHEN DO YOU WANT IT TO GO OFF?

WHEN LIPPINCOTT'S IN THE CAR.

I KNOW THAT, ALFIE.

THIS IS A HEAT-ACTIVATING TIMER.

IT'S USED BY ALL THE BIG-TIME HIT MEN.

SAY THE TEMPERATURE IN THE ENGINE

RUNS AT 180 DEGREES FOR TEN MINUTES...

THEN, BLOOEY!

TEN MINUTES SOUNDS GOOD, AS LONG AS IT GOES BLOOEY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT BLOOEY.

Suspect is Fiskle, Otis B.

Businessman, investor, speculator, swindler.

He has amassed two separate fortunes with illegal schemes

and subsequently lost them in legitimate enterprises.

SOUNDS LIKE HE'S WORKING ON HIS THIRD FORTUNE IN STOLEN CARS.

WHERE CAN WE FIND HIM?

Also convicted of swindling pension money

from retired citizens in nursing homes.

REAL NICE GUY, BUT WHERE IS HE?

His record is increasingly despicable.

IRA, WHY DO I GET THE IMPRESSION YOU'RE STALLING?

Who, me?

YES, YOU.

NOW, WHERE IS OTIS FISKLE?

He always hides his operation in unexpected places.

LOOK, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT?

The IRAC computer is unaccustomed

to admitting failure.

OH... WELL, YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF.

HAVE YOU LOCATED THE 1929 PHAETON DESCRIBED ON THE TAPE?

Affirmative.

THERE. YOU SEE? YOU'RE STILL GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

ALRIGHT, LET ME HAVE IT.

THE SOONER INSPECTOR BOLT GETS THAT CAR FOR FISKLE

THE SOONER HE CAN GET THAT HOOD ORNAMENT FOR US.

( clears throat )

UH, JUST ADMIRING YOUR WHEELS.

UH-HUH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ALFIE? LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB?

BY THE WAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SHADOW OF YOURS?

YOU LOSE HIM, TOO?

YOU'RE REAL CUTE, LIPPINCOTT.

WHERE'S THE "M" SEDAN YOU PROMISED ME?

OH...

YOU MEAN YOU GOT IT?

OF COURSE.

WELL, WHERE IS IT?

I'M GOING TO TELL YOU?

YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO SWIPE THAT CAR

SO YOU CAN GET IN GOOD WITH THE MAN? DOING WHAT HE TELLS ME.

NO MATTER. THE CAR IS MINE.

SAYS WHO?

LOOK OVER THERE, TURKEY.

( laughs oddly )

OH.

SAYS HIM.

NOW, TELL ME ALL ABOUT MY NEW CAR.

TA-DUM!

YOU GOT THE KEYS.

YES.

WHAT A WAY TO SPEND A SUNDAY MORNING.

MR. CHATSWORTH WASN'T TOO KEEN ON THE IDEA

OF LETTING US PRETEND TO STEAL HIS CAR.

SO, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO IT

HE WILL HAVE MY HEAD, NECK, ARMS

AND POSSIBLY MY FIRSTBORN CHILD.

THOSE ARE GOING TO MAKE THIS

THE EASIEST CAR THEFT IN HISTORY.

WHAT DID INSPECTOR BOLT HAVE TO SAY?

I COULDN'T GET AHOLD OF HIM. I THOUGHT HE'D BE HERE.

UH-OH.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "UH-OH"?

WELL, HE MAY BE TAKING MATTERS INTO HIS OWN HANDS.

YOU MEAN HE'S HOT-WIRING MR. CHATSWORTH'S CAR?

WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID HE'D DO

IF WE DIDN'T GET THE KEYS TO HIM BY THE TIME HE NEEDED THEM.

I'D BETTER GET TO THAT ANTIQUE CAR WITH THESE

BEFORE HE DOES OR MR. CHATSWORTH

IS GOING TO BE VERY UNHAPPY.

TO SAY NOTHING OF ME.

HEY, BOLT.

I'VE GOT THE BEST IDEA SINCE WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE.

WHY NOT USE THE KEYS?

SURPRISE.

YOU EXPECTED SOMEONE ELSE?

THAT'S A GOOD GIRL.

( beeping )

WHAT HAPPENED TO LIPPINCOTT?

HE GOT ALL TIED UP.

DIANA: Why are you tying me up?

ALFIE: I don't want him to get lonely.

DIANA: Where are you taking me?

ALFIE: Out to lunch.

Now, get in.

LOU, YOU BETTER GET DOWN HERE RIGHT AWAY.

I MAY NEED YOUR HELP. DIANA'S IN TROUBLE.

( whispering ): WE'VE STOPPED SOMEWHERE.

I can't tell where.

We're in a car wash

but we seem to be going down in an elevator.

GET AHOLD OF INSPECTOR BOLT'S DETAIL COMMAND.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO REACH HIM.

BOSS? ALFIE.

I GOT THE CAR YOU WANTED.

ABOUT THIS GUY LIPPINCOTT-- HE'S USELESS.

I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF.

OKAY.

TREVOR CALLING LIPPINCOTT.

Trevor calling Arnie Lippincott.

I'M GETTING NUMB, SHADOW.

WHY DON'T YOU UNTIE ME?

NOT UNTIL ALFIE GETS BACK WITH THE SPECIAL FREIGHT.

( radio playing )

THEN KING ME.

SHUT UP!

TREVOR ( on car radio ): Arnie Lippincott, where are you?

Do you read me?

HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

Come in, Arnie.

Urgent message for Arnie Lippincott.

Lippincott, come in, please.

Over.

SHADOW.

NOW... I GUESS IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'D BETTER DO

EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO.

DIANA: Boy, you've got enough classics here

to start your own auto show.

THAT'S A FAMILIAR LOOKING ROLLS.

1935 LANDAULET?

YOU OUGHT TO BE A USED CAR SALESMAN.

CUTE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOOD ORNAMENT?

BOY, YOU'RE A NOSY BROAD.

BUT, IF YOU MUST KNOW

the boss took it for a souvenir.

OH, TERRIFIC.

DIANA: How nice.

Trevor, this is Lippincott calling.

Come in.

LIPPINCOTT?

Yes, Colonel. I'm still here.

THAT LAST IDEA OF YOURS-- HOW GOOD WAS IT?

BEST IDEA SINCE HANNIBAL CROSSED THE ALPS.

BRILLIANT?

BUT RISKY.

HEY, IT IS YOU.

Listen, they've got Diana.

WHERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE SAYS SHE'S SOMEWHERE IN A GARAGE

full of classic cars under a car wash.

Do you have any idea where that might be?

NO. NO, I DON'T, BUT...

Wait a minute.

It's a long shot, but I'd like to try Alfie's car wash.

I SUGGEST YOU GET A FEW MEN DOWN TO THE, UH...

THE GARAGE AND BODY SHOP ON GRAFTON AVENUE.

GRAFTON. I'LL BE THERE.

I'LL CHECK WITH YOU LATER. OUT.

( car starting )

DON'T GO AWAY, SHADOW.

TREVOR: Inspector?

Bolt?

YES, COLONEL. I'M STILL HERE.

DIANA INDICATED SHE'S BEEN TRANSFERRED

TO A GREEN FOUR-DOOR SEDAN.

A GREEN MACHINE. GOT IT.

( wheels squealing )

MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S ONE COMING IN RIGHT NOW.

I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.

LET'S HIT THE ROAD.

WE'LL MONITOR ON THE WAY.

( phone ringing )

HEY! HEY, HELP!

HELP, SOMEBODY!

( phone continues ringing )

NOBODY ANSWERS AT THE GARAGE.

I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THAT GUY LIPPINCOTT.

YEAH. LIKE COP FEVER.

I WONDER WHO HE REALLY IS.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

HE AIN'T GOING TO CAUSE US ANY TROUBLE.

YEAH? WHY?

BECAUSE IF HE'S RUNNING

IN THAT CAR OF HIS, BLOOEY, REMEMBER?

BLOOEY.

YOU'RE STRANGE.

( chuckles )

YOU HEAR THAT, LADY?

YOUR BOYFRIEND'S GOING BLOOEY.

( laughs )

BLOOEY?

A BOMB.

INSPECTOR BOLT, THIS IS TREVOR.

THERE MAY BE A BOMB IN YOUR CAR.

Repeat, a bomb.

GET OUT IMMEDIATELY. OVER.

INSPECTOR!

Bolt, bail out now.

SORRY, COLONEL. I HAVEN'T GOT A PARACHUTE.

THAT'S AN ORDER.

NOT UNTIL I FIND OUT

WHERE THEY'RE TAKING HER.

OUT.

( tires squeal )

FISKLE?

THAT'S CORRECT.

I FOUND THE HIDEOUT.

IT'S A FARM ON OAK CREEK

ABOUT FOUR MILES EAST OF COUNTY LINE ROAD.

Bolt, are you out of that car yet?

I'M GETTING OUT. I'LL FOLLOW THEM ON FOOT.

BLOOEY!

BRING HER OVER HERE. QUICKLY, QUICKLY.

TAKE THE TOP OFF THIS THING.

MAYBE YOU, UH, GOT RID OF MY PARTNER

BUT THAT WON'T STOP THE OTHERS.

( thunderclap )

WILL YOU TAKE IT EASY?

HOLD IT!

THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH HORSING AROUND.

LOU.

BLOOEY.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE TO ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION, COLONEL.

MEET THE MAN.

NICE WORK, BOLT. ALRIGHT, FISKLE

WHERE'S DIANA PRINCE?

SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

ALIVE AND WELL.

WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR SOME PEOPLE.

UH... FIND ANOTHER CAR WASH, INSPECTOR BOLT?

I WON'T HAVE TO TAKE A BATH FOR A MONTH.

BUT YOU, UH, GOT YOUR MAN.

YEP. YEP. I DID THAT.

NOW MAYBE WE CAN FIND YOUR LADY.

THERE'S A BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM EDGE OF THAT PICTURE FRAME.

THERE'S YOUR LADY.

YEP.

I'LL TAKE IT.

OKAY.

THE EAKOM PHASE MISSILE PLANS.

TOUTED BY MILITARY INTELLIGENCE

AS BEING THE MOST DEADLY SYSTEM YET CONCEIVED.

NOW WE CAN GO FORWARD WITH A DEFENSE SYSTEM TO NEUTRALIZE IT.

YEAH, THANKS TO YOU TWO.

THAT'S US.

THE BEST TEAM SINCE MICKEY...

AND MINNIE.

THAT GOOD?

THE BEST.

* WONDER WOMAN! *