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♪ But that train Keeps a rollin' ♪

♪ When I hear That whistle blowin' ♪

You know the deal.

You fail to follow my orders in any way

[hums teasingly] Oh!

Whoa.

[Emilia] It's Brian Durlin.

He's an expert in weapons and hand-to-hand combat.

Yeah, well, I'm putting 20 on him that he's gonna bite it.

Me too. And Weasel,

-Boomer and Mongal. -[John] Yeah, I think...

[Flo] Is Mongal an alien or some type of god?

-What are you doing? -Oh. Hey.

Just making sure everything was ready to go.

[John] Good meeting, everybody.

Just our normal, casual morning meeting.

Yeah, I just gotta, uh, do this thing.

[John] Nothing weird about it.

-[Flo] Okay. -[John] Oh, yeah.

[phone rings]

Flag.

to that beach, Colonel.

You will receive further orders once there.

[smacking lips]

-[sighs] -[Boomerang laughs]

We're in a butcher's freezer, Harls,

What?

Your name is T.D.K., correct?

Yeah.

And it stands for what?

It stands for me.

It's what a name is.

Your name is letters?

All names are letters, dickhead.

I love your accent.

American women all love accents.

We do. 'Cause we don't got none.

[retching]

-A... A dog? -Yes.

What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?

I don't know, I'm not familiar with all the breeds.

I'm gonna go with Afghan Hound.

Since when does an Afghan Hound have bloody thumbs?

Oh, my God, is it a werewolf?

I've wanted to meet a werewolf forever.

Yo, they sat me next to a werewolf?

[T.D.K.] That's not right.

Yo, let me out. I do not fuck with werewolves.

Hey, hey, he's not a werewolf, okay!

He's a weasel. He's harmless.

I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children,

but, you know, we got him to...

I think he's agreed to do this.

Whatever the case,

just everyone get into position to drop.

[Weasel chitters]

[gurgling and coughing]

[Savant grunting]

[John sighs]

[continues grunting]

The Weasel is dead! I repeat,

Roger that.

[menacing music playing]

Amateurs.

Waller, we're on the beach and dry.

[Harley laughs]

-Blackguard. Get down, you... -Hey, guys! Hey.

Whoa. Hey.

Whoo-hoo!

[soldiers screaming]

[soldiers groaning]

What the fuck?

[instrumental rock music playing]

[explosions]

[distant gunfire]

How's Team Two holding up?

[Flo] Team Two, check. Set point bravo.

All troops on the south beach are engaged.

♪ G-berg and Georgie Let their gimmicks go rotten ♪

♪ Mary took a dry dive From a hotel room ♪

[Blackguard] Oh, jeez.

They said you got in trouble.

I stole.

[smacks lips]

Because my court date is coming up,

Your daughter is 16, DuBois.

[guard] Whoa, hey, hey, hey!

[Waller] Each member of the team is chosen

You just said each member of the team is chosen

for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do.

But better.

I always hit my targets dead center.

I hit them more in the center.

Well, you can't hit something more in a center.

-I use smaller bullets. -What?

They go inside your bullet holes

without even touching the side.

Next up is King Shark.

[Peacemaker] Holy shit.

What the fuck?

[Waller] Some people claim

that Nanaue is a descendant of an ancient shark god.

Whatever the case, he's strong and deadly.

Does it talk?

-[King Shark] Book read. -[Bloodsport] Wow. [chuckles]

So smart, me. Enjoy book so much.

Be a mite careful,

as he's developed a taste for human meat.

Huh?

Next, we have Cleo Cazo,

-Ratcatcher 2. -[inmate whistles]

-[inmates cheering] -Settle down!

Ooh.

What, we couldn't afford Ratcatcher 1?

He's dead. This is his daughter.

[knocks]

I don't function well early in the morning.

My deepest apologies for disturbing you.

Hmm, it's all right.

-Get your ass out here! -[gasps]

[sighs, moaning]

Millennials.

[continues moaning]

Oh, no way.

They call him the Polka Dot Man.

[scoffs] Polka Dot Man.

What's he do, throw polka dots at people?

He does.

He throws polka dots at people.

Hey, Polka Dot Man,

I was hoping you'd entertain my kid's birthday party.

You fucking pussy! [laughing hysterically]

-[chuckles] -These are soldiers?

We need to debrief.

[glass squeaking]

[groans] Fuck.

Over the past 100 years,

the country has been ruled with an iron fist

by the Herrera family.

But, a week ago, this guy,

General Silvio Luna, along with his right-hand man,

Mayor General Mateo Suarez,

took control of the Corto Maltese government

in a violent military coup.

The entire Herrera family were hanged in a public execution.

Although the United States did not condone

the excesses of the Herrera regime,

they were non-antagonistic toward the U.S.

Luna, however, is virulently anti-American.

So, you want us to kill Luna?

No.

This is Jotunheim.

A scientific experimentation facility

containing something known only as Project Starfish.

Our intelligence sources tell us

that Starfish is extraterrestrial in origin.

In the hands of the Luna regime,

it is potentially cataclysmic for Americans and the world.

Your mission is to infiltrate Jotunheim

and destroy every trace of Project Starfish.

How are we supposed to get in?

Gaius Grieves, the Thinker,

is a geneticist in charge of Project Starfish.

After hours, he hangs out at a gentlemen's club

known as La Gatita Amable.

Get Grieves to help you by whatever means necessary

and he can get you into Jotunheim.

Any questions?

What is that?

[Waller] That is an overhead projector.

Do you ever use it anymore?

No, not really.

So, why don't you just throw it away?

[Waller] Peacemaker?

Starfish is a slang term for a butthole.

Think there's any connection?

No.

No...

Nanaue.

[Peacemaker] ...connection.

Hand.

Yes, that is your hand, Nanaue, very good.

We're all gonna die.

I hope so.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[dramatic music playing]

[explosion]

Control, we have a disturbance south of here.

How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here.

How the hell am I supposed to know?

You're the leader.

You're supposed to be decisive.

And I've decided that you should eat

a big bag of dicks, how's that?

You're being facetious, but if this whole beach

was completely covered in dicks

and somebody said I had to eat

every dick until the beach was clean for liberty,

I would say no problemo.

Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

Who knows why madmen do what they do?

Well, you know what I think?

I think liberty is just your excuse

to do whatever you want.

Whether that's to eat a beach full of dicks or killin' folk.

Oh, yeah?

At least I don't kill men for money like you.

Oh, here we go.

There's something wrong with your skin.

It's just a rash.

That's a rash?

[explosions]

[screams]

[whispers] Oh, no.

[whispering] You...

are the only one...

fit to carry my javelin.

Carry it for...

[exhaling slowly]

[soft music playing]

Carry it for who?

Waller? Waller. Waller!

[weapons cocking]

All right, we'll camp here,

[squeaks]

[chitters]

[animals croaking nearby]

[grunting softly]

-[twigs snapping] -[groans]

[Polka Dot Man pants]

[squeaking]

[grunting]

[grunts]

All right, calm down with the rats!

[laughs]

Hey, we gonna kill Megalodouche now, or what?

[sighs]

No?

If I die 'cause I gambled on love,

it will be a worthy death.

Friends.

[chuckles]

You are a little idiot.

[footsteps departing]

-[alarm beeps] -[coughs]

[Bloodsport] You had other operatives in Corto Maltese

and didn't tell us?

There was no tactical advantage, now there is.

I've uploaded the location on your MTS.

Terminate his captors with extreme prejudice.

Kill anyone you see. These are dangerous people.

Recover Flag before moving on to the city.

-[tense music playing] -[device beeping]

That's where they're holding Flag.

I cherish peace with all my heart.

I don't care how many men, women,

and children I need to kill to get it.

[whispers] I thought you were the crazy one.

I am.

[Bloodsport] All right.

Let's get it.

Boss.

Gracias.

-[tense music playing] -[soft footsteps pattering]

No, no, no! [screaming]

-[squeaking] -[grunting]

[instrumental rock music playing]

-[Peacemaker blowing] -[grunts]

[blowing]

[man whimpering]

[grunts]

[dramatic music playing]

[exclaims in Spanish]

[grunts, groans]

No one likes a show-off.

[rustling]

[all scream]

He does throw polka dots at people.

I'm sorry it's so... flamboyant.

DuBois?

Hey, Flag.

What the hell are you doing here?

They're fucking idiots,

That's why we need your help

Luna and Suarez murdered my entire family.

I'd make a deal with the Devil to stop them.

Your people will have our help getting to Valle Del Mar

[projector whirring]

[door buzzes]

Hey.

[in English] Here. What... What is it doing here?

[Suarez] Oh!

extensions of itself.

They take hosts,

Senorita Quinn,

I have admired you from afar

Would you be so kind as to join me?

I'm so kind, sure.

Might I be frank, Harley?

You might be.

Good, listen.

Because, you know,

[Harley panting]

Well, it must be a big relief

"I'm not deaf. I'm standing right here."

And then I'd say,

"When your taste in men is as bad as mine,

they don't just go away quietly.

"They slash your tires and they kill your dogs and

tell you that the music you like

ain't real music at all."

And all the cruelty...

[melancholy music playing]

[sighs]

I can't believe this thing had a bullet.

[guards shouting in Spanish]

[in English] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.

[eerie music plays]

[wings fluttering]

It's happening to his face again.

It's an interdimensional virus.

Fuck is that?

My mother was a scientist at S.T.A.R. Labs,

She infected me.

[Polka Dot Man] Some lived.

Some...

died.

And your mom, where is she now?

[foreboding music playing]

Everywhere.

[Flag] Okay. Let's move out.

[progressive rock music playing]

[progressive rock music continues on speaker]

[soldier speaking Spanish]

[clears throat]

[pounding on window]

-[silenced gunshots] -[soldiers groaning]

-Nom, nom! -[soldier screaming]

Milton will drive you through town

There's gonna be a lot of soldiers watching Jotunheim.

If they discover us there...

You're a good man, Colonel Flag.

You still look exactly like yourself.

shark-shaped bloke with a moustache

creeping up on us like that.

Fuck! [grunts]

-You, you. -[snickering]

[King Shark grumbling]

Yeah, there's no good in me.

Damn.

Supposed to play golf with Senator Cray this weekend.

-I'm gonna look a fool. -[indistinct radio chatter]

[Bloodsport on radio] Waller, come in.

[radio static crackling]

We're losing connection.

[Spanish song playing on speaker]

You there?

The military must have put

signal jammers around the city.

Your comms are down,

but we can still activate the bombs,

not to mention what will happen to your daughter.

So, no funny business.

Do you copy, DuBois?

Copy.

[mouthing] Fuck you!

Hey, uh, all that stuff about his daughter,

you wouldn't really do that, right?

You don't know half of what I would do, John.

[Spanish song continues playing on speaker]

What?

You know what I think?

Although he was a genius...

we lived homeless in the streets of Portugal 'cause of his...

burdens.

He built the machines I employ today...

[giggling]

And they kept us warm at night,

[tearfully] became too heavy to carry.

[young Cleo] No.

No, Papa.

-And he was gone. -Papa, wake up.

I took his machinery and came to America.

That is the dream, right?

But I was arrested

for armed bank robbery, do you believe it?

The state considered the rats a weapon.

What?

You remind me of my daughter,

the reason I'm here.

Why are you so afraid of rats?

My old man.

When I was a lad,

if I didn't finish a task right,

he would dole out the punishment.

And one day, he just locked me in a crate for 24 hours.

And it was full of starvin' rats.

As imperfect my father was...

he loved me.

I wish I could give that to you.

Don't you worry, yeah?

I'm gonna get you out of here alive.

I'm going to get you out of here alive.

[people laughing and chattering]

♪ Maybe I've been Slipping back ♪

A little drink never hurt nobody.

Except for the thousands of people

killed in drunk driving accidents every year.

Come on, DuBois, this could be our last drink.

Gracias.

Just one.

-You're gonna be that guy? -I'm gonna be that guy.

Hey, chica.

Forgot the rat.

[chuckles]

[music continues]

Don't give any more to Polka!

[music continues playing in club]

[sirens whooping]

[soldiers speaking Spanish]

[Coronel speaking Spanish]

[woman shrieks]

[bouncer, in English] Go. Go.

[chuckles]

All right, nice and easy.

[man speaks Spanish]

Oh, fuck.

[woman, in English] No, no, no!

Come on!

Hey!

[Polka Dot Man] Go, go!

[indie rock music playing]

Dim mak.

[speaks Spanish]

Of course it's possible

-That's what they say. -They?

[chuckles]

[groaning]

♪ I'm so sad and lonely ♪

-[device crackling] -[grunts]

[pants]

[Peacemaker] You gotta be kiddin' me.

[speaking Spanish]

[soft music playing]

[dramatic rock music playing]

[grunting and choking]

[bones snap]

[Harley humming]

[peppy jazz music playing]

♪ I'm just a gigolo... ♪

-[exclaims] -[neck cracks]

[all grunt]

[soldiers grunting and shouting]

♪ Nobody cares for me ♪

♪ Been lonesome All of the time ♪

[all shout in panic]

[sighs]

Hola.

[speaks Spanish]

Bird.

Nanaue, stay off the comm.

Colonel, I got a clean shot on the only one in the office.

I... You. We're here to save you.

You were gonna... save me?

[Flag] All right, who ate all the fucking empanadas?

[Flag] All right,

We'll neutralize the soldiers there and enter.

Yeah.

-[thunder rumbling] -[indistinct chatter]

[breathing heavily]

[alternative rock music continues]

[soldiers clamoring]

[Bloodsport] Input the emergency code. Now!

[beeping]

[dispatcher speaking Spanish]

[in English] God damn it, Nanaue.

No!

It looks nothin' like me.

[door thuds]

[General Vera speaking indistinctly]

Si.

Good God.

[Flag] What the hell is this?

Sorry, old chum.

Who are they?

Oh, please,

for scientific advancement.

don't make me do this.

[all gasp]

[Sebastian squeaking]

[grunts weakly]

[groaning]

[breathing laboriously]

[groans]

What have you people done?

[screaming]

Sebastian, come!

[crashing nearby]

-[gasping] -[sinister music playing]

[Sebastian squeaking]

Okay, we gotta calm down.

[both grunt]

[both grunting]

[groaning]

[dramatic music playing]

[grunts]

[grunts heavily]

[both grunting]

[both groaning and panting]

You motherfucker.

-[groans weakly] -[heartbeat slowing]

Peacemaker.

What a joke.

[melancholy music continues]

Cleo.

Give me back the drive.

[dramatic music playing]

[breathing heavily]

[both grunt]

I told you that information can't get out. Fuck!

[breathing heavily]

Because I'm thorough.

-[squeaking] -Oh, my...

[Suarez shouting orders in Spanish]

All right, troops are coming.

[gentle music playing]

[gentle music continues]

[gentle music continues]

New dumb friends.

Milton was still with us?

-Who's Milton? -What?

[gasping]

[yelling]

[both grunting]

[commands in Spanish]

[groans]

[Bloodsport] Harley! Give us a hand!

[pants]

[soldier] Vamos. Vamos.

[breathing heavily]

[grunting]

[all yell]

[grunting]

[pants]

[grunting]

Sorry, kid.

[grunts]

[gags]

How? [coughs]

[tearfully] He killed Colonel Flag.

He wanted to share this with the press.

[Ratcatcher 2 sobbing softly]

-[tense music playing] -[distant chattering]

[soldiers shout in Spanish]

[Polka Dot Man] Whoa. Whoa.

[muffled thudding]

I think it's trying to get out.

[dramatic music playing]

[grunts]

Whoa.

[roaring]

[man speaks Spanish]

[shouts in Spanish]

[high-pitched roaring]

[creatures chittering]

[chittering]

[grunts]

[soldiers grunting]

[Ratcatcher 2] Cover your faces!

[all grunting]

[roaring]

-[melancholy music playing] -[soldiers continue grunting]

[grunts]

Si.

[person grunts]

This city is mine.

[growling]

[man screams]

[Waller over radio] Task force X, come in.

Just to save the fucking world, that's all.