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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,532 --> 00:00:04,460 www.subtitulamos.tv 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:07,024 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 3 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,116 Sophie Suarez, will you marry me? 4 00:00:09,141 --> 00:00:11,123 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - Why are you hanging out 5 00:00:11,223 --> 00:00:12,805 - at a sports bar? - I bought it. 6 00:00:12,905 --> 00:00:14,326 And I'm gonna make it a gay bar again. 7 00:00:14,426 --> 00:00:15,688 Can I trust you to run this place? 8 00:00:15,788 --> 00:00:17,409 You fucked my girlfriend, 9 00:00:17,509 --> 00:00:18,781 and you want to know if you can trust me? 10 00:00:18,806 --> 00:00:20,989 I hope I can make it up to you one day. 11 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,390 You jeopardized the campaign. 12 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,952 I'm painfully aware of that fact. 13 00:00:24,052 --> 00:00:25,393 Angie called me. 14 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,296 Is there a part of you 15 00:00:27,366 --> 00:00:29,671 that still wants her? You can tell me. 16 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,358 I want you and her. 17 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:32,999 So, you're a throuple now? 18 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:34,361 She's, like, a super cold hot lady. 19 00:00:34,461 --> 00:00:35,882 You know who else is hot? 20 00:00:35,982 --> 00:00:37,604 - Bette Porter. - You can't deny 21 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,366 that she's special. 22 00:00:39,466 --> 00:00:41,648 - I want you to talk to me. - I don't have anything to say! 23 00:00:41,748 --> 00:00:42,809 Carrie asked me to marry her, 24 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:45,212 - and I said yes. - Congratulations. 25 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:47,014 Have you told that sweet boy 26 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,416 that you love him yet? 'Cause he loves you, too. 27 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:51,298 You should've been there for her today. 28 00:00:51,398 --> 00:00:52,619 - She really needed you. - She knows 29 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:53,701 I'm fucking tapped out right now. 30 00:00:53,801 --> 00:00:55,422 I-I'm giving her all I've got. 31 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:56,529 Are you sad about her getting married? 32 00:00:56,554 --> 00:00:58,560 Yeah. A part of me always hoped that you two 33 00:00:58,585 --> 00:00:59,547 would get back together. 34 00:00:59,647 --> 00:01:00,435 Please, don't go. 35 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:01,870 You have a really wonderful daughter, 36 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,237 and I love spending time with her. 37 00:01:03,284 --> 00:01:05,066 Jeff Milner will be the next mayor. 38 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,533 - What are those? - Divorce papers. 39 00:01:08,999 --> 00:01:10,701 You're incapable of loving anyone but your fucking self. 40 00:01:10,801 --> 00:01:13,544 You tried to make it work with my ex-wife 41 00:01:13,644 --> 00:01:15,266 because you thought it would make me happy. 42 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:16,667 - I love you. - Just me? 43 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:20,031 - You must be a new fan. - Yeah. I'm Micah. 44 00:01:20,131 --> 00:01:22,513 - I'm Jos�'s husband. - I'm afraid 45 00:01:22,613 --> 00:01:24,355 when things get hard, she's gonna leave you 46 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:26,010 because, uh, that's what she knows. 47 00:01:26,035 --> 00:01:27,393 Dad, we love each other. 48 00:01:27,418 --> 00:01:28,800 And we're good together. 49 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,521 - Are you gonna tell Dani? - No. 50 00:01:30,621 --> 00:01:31,863 - It's never gonna happen again. - Let's get married. 51 00:01:31,943 --> 00:01:33,044 You've always wanted to go to Hawaii. 52 00:01:33,144 --> 00:01:34,325 We can go tomorrow. 53 00:01:34,425 --> 00:01:36,047 I'm going home. To Missouri. 54 00:01:36,147 --> 00:01:37,208 My flight's tonight. 55 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:41,212 You're, like, the best part of my day. 56 00:01:41,312 --> 00:01:42,894 I love the shit out of you. 57 00:01:42,994 --> 00:01:44,336 I love you, too, man. 58 00:01:44,436 --> 00:01:46,458 I just want to be your wife. 59 00:01:46,558 --> 00:01:48,300 But I'll always be here for you. 60 00:01:50,562 --> 00:01:54,026 Welcome you to board our nonstop flight to Kansas City. 61 00:01:54,126 --> 00:01:56,668 Final boarding call for flight 1256 to Honolulu. 62 00:01:59,979 --> 00:02:02,261 And I love you. I love you so much. 63 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,955 There you are. 64 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,562 Hi. 65 00:02:48,662 --> 00:02:50,568 Oh, my God. Wow. 66 00:02:50,593 --> 00:02:53,086 You look so beautiful. 67 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:57,520 Um, so do you. You look amazing. 68 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:58,492 Come on. 69 00:02:58,592 --> 00:03:00,254 Well, first of all, I know I speak 70 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:03,056 for everyone in this room when I say that we are so happy 71 00:03:03,156 --> 00:03:05,826 you didn't get married in Hawaii. 72 00:03:06,334 --> 00:03:09,663 Because we would hate to have missed this magic moment. 73 00:03:09,763 --> 00:03:11,701 The more I know Sophie, 74 00:03:13,162 --> 00:03:15,060 the more impressed I am... 75 00:03:15,569 --> 00:03:18,420 ...by her generosity, her integrity. 76 00:03:19,813 --> 00:03:21,916 You all know how much I love mi hija. 77 00:03:22,016 --> 00:03:25,479 The most important thing to me is Dani's happiness. 78 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:27,802 And I have to say... 79 00:03:27,902 --> 00:03:30,310 I've never seen her happier than she is today. 80 00:03:32,026 --> 00:03:33,568 Sophie... 81 00:03:33,668 --> 00:03:35,730 welcome into our family. 82 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,932 - Brindemos. - Yay! 83 00:03:38,032 --> 00:03:39,454 To my daughter, Dani, 84 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:42,177 and my new daughter, Sophie. 85 00:03:42,277 --> 00:03:45,700 May you find joy and happiness in one another forever. 86 00:03:47,282 --> 00:03:49,624 - Salud. - Salud. 87 00:03:49,724 --> 00:03:51,506 Cheers, baby. 88 00:04:01,001 --> 00:04:04,204 _ 89 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:18,093 This it? 90 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,142 Hello. 91 00:04:26,242 --> 00:04:27,583 What's up? 92 00:04:27,683 --> 00:04:29,425 - How are you? - I'm good. 93 00:04:29,525 --> 00:04:31,467 Eddie. 94 00:04:31,567 --> 00:04:33,029 Aw, shit. 95 00:04:33,129 --> 00:04:34,110 Shane, right? 96 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:35,431 - Eddie. - Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:35,531 --> 00:04:36,953 - How you doing? - I'm good. 98 00:04:37,053 --> 00:04:38,394 We call you Wannabe Eddie around here. 99 00:04:38,494 --> 00:04:39,956 Oh, yeah? All right, I'll take it. 100 00:04:40,056 --> 00:04:41,798 - Yo, is Cujo hypoallergenic? - Oh, yeah. 101 00:04:41,898 --> 00:04:43,479 - He's good. He's good. - All right, he better be. 102 00:04:43,579 --> 00:04:44,901 If I start sneezing, both of y'all can get the fuck out. 103 00:04:44,981 --> 00:04:47,243 - Come on. - Come on, Mack. 104 00:04:47,343 --> 00:04:49,646 Man, I been waiting a long time to meet you. 105 00:04:49,746 --> 00:04:51,287 - Is that so? - Yeah. 106 00:04:51,387 --> 00:04:52,889 I been hearing a lot about you. People keep saying 107 00:04:52,989 --> 00:04:54,270 we're the white and Black versions of each other. 108 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:55,692 Oh, okay. So it's like looking in a mirror. 109 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:57,013 Yeah, we'll see. 110 00:04:58,159 --> 00:04:59,489 Since Tess works for both of us, 111 00:04:59,514 --> 00:05:00,880 I figured it'd be a good opportunity 112 00:05:00,905 --> 00:05:02,018 to finally meet your ass. 113 00:05:02,118 --> 00:05:04,461 - All right. Yeah. - Grab a seat. 114 00:05:04,561 --> 00:05:05,982 Well, I hope I don't disappoint. Thank you. 115 00:05:06,082 --> 00:05:07,985 - Yeah, we'll see. - How you doing? 116 00:05:08,085 --> 00:05:10,267 How you doing? How you doing? What's up? 117 00:05:10,367 --> 00:05:13,070 - It's ten racks. - Yeah, yeah. 118 00:05:15,223 --> 00:05:16,484 We definitely gon' count it. 119 00:05:16,509 --> 00:05:17,594 Well, I'll be insulted if you don't. 120 00:05:19,176 --> 00:05:20,517 Do me a favor and, uh, 121 00:05:20,617 --> 00:05:22,479 - just behave yourself. - I'll try. 122 00:05:22,579 --> 00:05:24,581 A'ight, we good. 123 00:05:26,338 --> 00:05:27,560 Okay. 124 00:05:27,585 --> 00:05:30,127 Everyone knows why we're here. 125 00:05:30,227 --> 00:05:32,129 It's no-limit Texas Hold'em. 126 00:05:34,071 --> 00:05:35,973 - How you doing? - I'm good. How are you? 127 00:05:36,073 --> 00:05:38,115 Good, thank you. 128 00:05:39,277 --> 00:05:40,378 What's your name? 129 00:05:40,478 --> 00:05:41,579 - Chloe. - Chloe. 130 00:05:41,679 --> 00:05:44,182 - Chloe, huh? - Chloe. 131 00:05:44,282 --> 00:05:45,823 Chloe, Chloe. Hi, I'm Shane. 132 00:05:45,923 --> 00:05:47,665 - Nice to meet you, Shane. - Nice to meet you. 133 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:49,667 You let me know if you need anything else. 134 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,349 - All right, I will. - Thank you. 135 00:05:51,449 --> 00:05:53,151 You're welcome. 136 00:05:58,576 --> 00:05:59,798 Okay, bye, guys! 137 00:05:59,898 --> 00:06:00,839 - Love you! - Bye! 138 00:06:00,939 --> 00:06:02,120 Sorry about the waffles. 139 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:04,002 Have a good day at school! 140 00:06:06,544 --> 00:06:08,807 What is this person doing? 141 00:06:08,907 --> 00:06:10,489 What are you doing? Move up. 142 00:06:10,589 --> 00:06:14,252 Move up, you motherfucker! 143 00:06:14,352 --> 00:06:16,855 Well, I'm glad you think I'm funny. 144 00:06:16,955 --> 00:06:19,017 Huh? N... Oh, no, no. I was just rereading 145 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:20,459 the draft I sent to the publisher. 146 00:06:20,559 --> 00:06:23,142 Oh, okay, yes. Laughing at your own joke. 147 00:06:23,242 --> 00:06:26,905 - Yes. That makes more sense. - Do we still like the title 148 00:06:27,005 --> 00:06:28,427 "Lube, Boobs and Tubes" for the chapter 149 00:06:28,527 --> 00:06:30,669 - on my ovarian cyst? Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 150 00:06:30,769 --> 00:06:32,952 - For sure. For sure. - Okay. 151 00:06:33,052 --> 00:06:34,233 And then when you're a best-selling author, 152 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:36,075 you can have your own lube line. 153 00:06:36,175 --> 00:06:37,316 Wow. 154 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:38,758 - I think we're... - Let's go! 155 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:40,039 ...kind of getting ahead of ourselves 156 00:06:40,139 --> 00:06:41,480 with the lube, but yeah. 157 00:06:43,623 --> 00:06:45,045 Why isn't this line moving? 158 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:46,766 'Cause that would just be too easy. 159 00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:49,549 Fucking hetero soccer mom. Go! 160 00:06:52,031 --> 00:06:53,973 You know what would be fun? 161 00:06:54,073 --> 00:06:54,992 What? 162 00:06:56,235 --> 00:06:57,697 A real quickie. 163 00:06:57,797 --> 00:06:58,898 - Really? - Yeah. 164 00:06:58,998 --> 00:07:00,980 - In the back? - Get back there. 165 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,082 - But the kids. - Who cares? 166 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,145 Go, go, go. 167 00:07:05,245 --> 00:07:07,307 Morning. 168 00:07:07,407 --> 00:07:09,189 Hey, Gigi. Hi. 169 00:07:09,289 --> 00:07:13,659 Wow. Happy to see you're still super into public sex. 170 00:07:14,814 --> 00:07:17,037 Wait, is she kidding? Have you always liked...? 171 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,358 What do you want? 172 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:21,722 To get back together. 173 00:07:23,664 --> 00:07:24,845 - Oh. - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 174 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,086 I'm joking. 175 00:07:26,186 --> 00:07:27,367 Wow. 176 00:07:27,467 --> 00:07:29,009 I'm dropping off Eli's class cupcakes. 177 00:07:29,109 --> 00:07:30,611 Do you want me to bring yours in, too? 178 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:32,092 Oh, fuck me. 179 00:07:32,192 --> 00:07:33,974 - You forgot. - Yeah. 180 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:35,175 - I did. - Okay. 181 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:36,697 - Oh. I... - Well, I'll just... 182 00:07:36,797 --> 00:07:38,379 I'll have his teacher cut these in half. 183 00:07:38,479 --> 00:07:40,141 You know what? I have gum. 184 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:41,542 - Oh, nice. - I have almonds. 185 00:07:41,642 --> 00:07:44,085 - I... - Uh, I'm good. Thank you. 186 00:07:45,086 --> 00:07:46,978 I will let you guys... 187 00:07:47,256 --> 00:07:48,184 Just trying to help. 188 00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:51,672 ...get back to your car sex. 189 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,314 You know... 190 00:07:53,414 --> 00:07:56,477 there's plenty of room back here. 191 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:59,440 It can easily fit... 192 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:00,682 three. 193 00:08:00,782 --> 00:08:02,243 - Okay. - Wow. 194 00:08:02,343 --> 00:08:03,444 - Not funny. - Yeah. 195 00:08:03,544 --> 00:08:04,365 - Okay, well... - Have a good day. 196 00:08:04,465 --> 00:08:06,508 Have a good day. 197 00:08:08,429 --> 00:08:11,693 - She took two pieces. Two! - She winked at me. 198 00:08:11,793 --> 00:08:14,296 - She's a real menace. - What are we gonna do about her? 199 00:08:14,396 --> 00:08:16,538 Put a chip in her ear so we know when she's close? 200 00:08:16,638 --> 00:08:19,221 No, she needs a project. You know, something to focus on. 201 00:08:19,321 --> 00:08:21,463 Or someone. 202 00:08:21,563 --> 00:08:23,385 - Yes. - She needs a girlfriend. 203 00:08:23,485 --> 00:08:24,706 Yes. 204 00:08:24,806 --> 00:08:26,468 Someone else's problem. 205 00:08:26,568 --> 00:08:29,031 - Yes! Okay, see? - Oh, my God. 206 00:08:29,131 --> 00:08:31,673 This is why I love you. Because you have the best ideas. 207 00:08:31,773 --> 00:08:33,716 - I do. Thank you. - You really do. 208 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,760 Of course I'm aware of what a huge platform it is 209 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,481 and what a life-changing opportunity it could be. 210 00:08:39,581 --> 00:08:42,084 I'm just still weighing my options. 211 00:08:42,184 --> 00:08:43,445 - Hello. - Where's Carrie? 212 00:08:43,545 --> 00:08:44,927 - She's coming. - Okay. 213 00:08:45,027 --> 00:08:46,729 She's just parking. 214 00:08:46,829 --> 00:08:49,091 Well, as I... as I said, 215 00:08:49,191 --> 00:08:51,734 I haven't made my final decision yet. 216 00:08:52,588 --> 00:08:55,171 Well, there are other things that we would need to discuss. 217 00:08:55,196 --> 00:08:56,419 This afternoon? 218 00:08:56,519 --> 00:08:59,124 Uh, yes, I think I could come in this afternoon. 219 00:08:59,149 --> 00:09:01,344 You know, why don't I send you a text 220 00:09:01,444 --> 00:09:02,865 with some possible times. 221 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:06,309 All right. Yeah. And you can just get back to me. 222 00:09:06,409 --> 00:09:08,551 All right, terrific. Till then. Bye-bye. 223 00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:10,193 - I'm so sorry about that. - Please, 224 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:11,755 don't apologize. 225 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,516 - Oh, Bette. - Hi, honey. 226 00:09:13,616 --> 00:09:15,278 - Carrie, hi. - I'm so sorry. 227 00:09:15,378 --> 00:09:18,540 I nicked your mailbox on the way up the driveway. 228 00:09:18,565 --> 00:09:19,751 Honey, it's not that bad. 229 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:20,924 Listen, if you got some paint, 230 00:09:21,024 --> 00:09:22,285 I could touch it up for you, no problem. 231 00:09:22,385 --> 00:09:23,727 - Oh, no. That's okay. - I'm so sorry. 232 00:09:23,827 --> 00:09:24,728 - See? It's fine. - I really am. 233 00:09:24,828 --> 00:09:26,726 Man, that hill is a bitch. 234 00:09:26,751 --> 00:09:27,691 Yeah. 235 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:29,252 It can be. You didn't need to bring anything. 236 00:09:29,352 --> 00:09:31,615 - I made a frittata. - Oh, how nice. 237 00:09:31,715 --> 00:09:34,658 I had a Groupon for this little Vietnamese bakery 238 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:37,020 - down the street. Yeah. - Oh. Groupon. 239 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,502 - Yeah. - Got a lot of stuff. 240 00:09:38,602 --> 00:09:40,224 I have no idea what any of it is. 241 00:09:40,324 --> 00:09:42,106 - Okay. - Do you have a cutting board? 242 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:45,029 - Uh, yes, sure. - Great. 243 00:09:45,129 --> 00:09:47,791 Whoever was on the phone sounded pretty aggressive. 244 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:50,034 Ugh. Isaac Zakarian. 245 00:09:50,134 --> 00:09:53,397 Wants me to join his gallery as managing director. 246 00:09:53,497 --> 00:09:55,399 - You're kidding. - Who's that? 247 00:09:55,506 --> 00:09:58,249 He's an international megadealer. 248 00:09:58,342 --> 00:10:00,906 I mean, pretty much the biggest in the world, right? 249 00:10:00,931 --> 00:10:01,766 That he is. 250 00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:03,007 - Wow. - Bette used to refer 251 00:10:03,032 --> 00:10:05,239 to him as the Armenian devil. 252 00:10:05,264 --> 00:10:07,202 Oh, isn't that a little bit racist? 253 00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:09,213 Uh, I don't think I ever said that. 254 00:10:09,313 --> 00:10:10,775 Yeah, well, that's the kind of thing 255 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,036 that could've cost you the election, you know? 256 00:10:12,116 --> 00:10:13,858 Yeah, but I never said it, so... 257 00:10:13,949 --> 00:10:16,341 I mean, that must've been horrible for you, losing like that. 258 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,623 I mean, what that must've been like for you, 259 00:10:18,723 --> 00:10:20,545 I can't even imagine. Right? 260 00:10:20,645 --> 00:10:21,866 What, honey? 261 00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:23,668 No, I just... Since Hillary lost, 262 00:10:23,768 --> 00:10:25,390 you know, it's all I think about. 263 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:27,192 These women losing elections. It's not right. 264 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,034 Well, nobody likes losing. 265 00:10:29,134 --> 00:10:31,156 Actually, I'm a pretty good loser. 266 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,799 You know, public defender and all. 267 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:36,682 I give it my best, and then I move on. 268 00:10:36,782 --> 00:10:39,084 Do you have a better knife? This one's kind of dull. 269 00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:40,926 - Sure. - Um, does Angie know we're here? 270 00:10:41,026 --> 00:10:42,688 Uh, I told her. 271 00:10:42,788 --> 00:10:44,249 Hey, Angie? 272 00:10:44,349 --> 00:10:46,211 I think, you know, you guys should start, so... 273 00:10:46,311 --> 00:10:47,773 Be easier for Angie. 274 00:10:47,873 --> 00:10:49,975 Yeah, easier for Angie or easier for you? 275 00:10:50,075 --> 00:10:51,857 - Hey. - Hey, honey. 276 00:10:51,957 --> 00:10:53,138 - Hi. - There you are. 277 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:54,820 - Hi. - Good to see you. 278 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,382 - It's good to see you, too. Hi. - Hi, sweetie. 279 00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:58,484 Good to see you. 280 00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:02,984 Did someone die? 281 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:04,230 No. 282 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,312 I told you she was gonna think that. 283 00:11:06,412 --> 00:11:08,074 - I know. She said it. - I said it word for word. 284 00:11:08,174 --> 00:11:09,715 - You said it. - No, everything is fine. 285 00:11:09,815 --> 00:11:11,277 Yeah. 286 00:11:11,377 --> 00:11:12,759 We just want to talk to you about our wedding. 287 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:15,842 Yeah. We're thinking of doing it kind of soon. 288 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,724 Okay. 289 00:11:17,824 --> 00:11:20,086 Is that a doughnut or...? 290 00:11:20,186 --> 00:11:21,608 Kind of. But there's meat in the middle. 291 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:23,329 I made your favorite frittata 292 00:11:23,429 --> 00:11:24,931 - if you want it. - Great. Awesome. 293 00:11:25,031 --> 00:11:26,653 I'll have both. 294 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,496 So, we're... We're thinking about doing it this summer 295 00:11:29,596 --> 00:11:31,338 in Palm Springs. 296 00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:32,899 - Yep. - Mm. 297 00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:34,581 And we're gonna have a chicken and waffle truck 298 00:11:34,681 --> 00:11:36,503 at the end of the night, so all your friends can come. 299 00:11:36,603 --> 00:11:38,425 Anyone you want. 300 00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:40,527 Mm-hmm. 301 00:11:41,488 --> 00:11:43,590 - You okay? - Yeah. 302 00:11:43,690 --> 00:11:45,472 Yeah, I'm... 303 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,234 - Okay. - Good. 304 00:11:47,334 --> 00:11:48,796 - Look. I knew she'd be excited. - Okay. 305 00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:49,917 Right? 306 00:11:50,017 --> 00:11:51,679 It's a lot, I know. It's just... 307 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,201 It's not too soon, just, 308 00:11:54,301 --> 00:11:56,243 um, that you're the first to know. 309 00:11:56,343 --> 00:11:57,725 - Yeah. - Yeah. 310 00:11:57,825 --> 00:11:59,567 They wanted to tell you all together. 311 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:01,669 Right. Your moms and me, like the Three Amigos. 312 00:12:03,711 --> 00:12:05,453 You don't have to take it all in at once. 313 00:12:05,553 --> 00:12:07,094 No. No, no, no. No, that's not it. 314 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,337 Um, you know... 315 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,499 it's just weird that I'm gonna... 316 00:12:11,599 --> 00:12:14,021 meet Carrie's family before I know anything 317 00:12:14,121 --> 00:12:16,184 about this other, like... 318 00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:18,103 big part of me. 319 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,208 - What part of you? - What do you mean, sweetie? 320 00:12:21,249 --> 00:12:22,270 Um... 321 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,973 you know, uh, my donor. 322 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,198 I thought you said it was a friend of yours. 323 00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:31,359 He wasn't a friend. 324 00:12:31,865 --> 00:12:33,407 He was just someone that I knew, 325 00:12:33,432 --> 00:12:35,290 and we had an agreement that he would remain anonymous 326 00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:36,259 - until Angie turned 18. - He was an artist 327 00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:37,486 that Bette knew and... Yeah. 328 00:12:37,586 --> 00:12:39,327 - You knew that. - Yeah, I know, I know. 329 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:42,050 Um... but I still want to know more about who I am. 330 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,852 Of course, of course. 331 00:12:43,952 --> 00:12:45,894 But, you know, if you still feel that way... 332 00:12:45,994 --> 00:12:47,896 - When you're 18. - ...when you turn 18, right, 333 00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:49,137 then we wouldn't stop you. 334 00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:51,548 But, um, you're not 18 yet. 335 00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:55,124 It's just one more year. 336 00:12:57,452 --> 00:12:59,909 You know, Angie, I did one of those DNA tests 337 00:13:00,009 --> 00:13:01,710 where they swab your mouth and you send it away 338 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,953 and they tell you all about your ancestry, you know? 339 00:13:04,053 --> 00:13:05,634 - Yeah. - Turns out 340 00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:07,917 I'm a hundred percent Irish, which was not a shock. 341 00:13:08,017 --> 00:13:11,681 But I, uh, I found a whole lot of cousins down in Florida. 342 00:13:11,781 --> 00:13:13,282 All of them were so kind to me. 343 00:13:13,382 --> 00:13:15,084 One of them owns a Jet Ski store. 344 00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:16,566 - Yeah. - Right? 345 00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:18,407 And he had every famous person in Florida there 346 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,249 in the store... even had Obama. 347 00:13:20,349 --> 00:13:21,411 He has a picture like this 348 00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:22,572 with his arm around Obama. 349 00:13:22,672 --> 00:13:24,253 - Yeah? - Who I heard 350 00:13:24,353 --> 00:13:27,020 is ten percent Irish, which means we could be cousins. 351 00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:27,958 Think about that. 352 00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:30,300 That's... that's cool. Can I do that? 353 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,861 - Um... - Um... 354 00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:33,183 well... 355 00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,780 No. 356 00:13:35,405 --> 00:13:37,827 You know what, sweetie? Why don't you let 357 00:13:37,927 --> 00:13:40,390 me and your mom... we'll talk about it after we eat. 358 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:41,832 - Yeah, sure. - Let's just talk about it. 359 00:13:41,932 --> 00:13:43,433 Sure. It's not a big deal either way. 360 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:46,376 Just, you know, um... 361 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,795 - Look at this. - Yeah. 362 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:51,642 Look, it's cut so nicely. 363 00:13:51,742 --> 00:13:53,443 - It's so doughy. - So doughy. 364 00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:54,725 Did she make them? 365 00:13:54,825 --> 00:13:56,727 - It's impressive. - Well, no, actually. 366 00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:59,530 She had a Groupon. 367 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,892 - Mm. Who knew? - Yeah. 368 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,136 All right. 369 00:14:25,376 --> 00:14:27,518 Hey, babe, what do you want for break... 370 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:30,201 Oh, no, no, no, no. Where's Micah? 371 00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:32,243 He's supposed to be helping you with all this. 372 00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:34,806 He went to the gym. He said he'd be right back, 373 00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:36,327 - but it's been a minute. - Mm. 374 00:14:36,427 --> 00:14:37,889 Do you think my dad can just sit at a table 375 00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:39,931 - in the corner by himself? - Whatever, N��ez. 376 00:14:40,031 --> 00:14:41,813 It's gonna be perfect. 377 00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:44,936 'Cause after, we're gonna go to your family's house in Ojai... 378 00:14:46,077 --> 00:14:48,660 ...oh, and be naked all day. 379 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,262 Maybe we should just run away now. 380 00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:52,023 No, no, no, no, no. 381 00:14:52,123 --> 00:14:54,026 No, I want to make these people cry. 382 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,068 So don't fuck it up. 383 00:14:56,168 --> 00:14:57,429 Oh. 384 00:15:05,246 --> 00:15:06,636 _ 385 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,882 Oh, shit. Uh, I got to... I got to run. 386 00:15:09,982 --> 00:15:11,604 Uh, Dani needs me. 387 00:15:11,704 --> 00:15:13,766 She thinks I'm at the gym. 388 00:15:13,866 --> 00:15:17,009 Did you hear me? I got to go. 389 00:15:17,109 --> 00:15:19,792 - What'd you say? - I said I got to run. 390 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,656 When am I gonna see you again? 391 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,698 I don't know. 392 00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:27,018 Okay. 393 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,023 I wish I could come to the wedding with you. 394 00:15:31,123 --> 00:15:33,386 You're gonna look so fine in that suit, too. 395 00:15:33,486 --> 00:15:36,189 Oh, I wish... I wish you could, too. 396 00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:38,671 I mean... I mean, you can. 397 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,474 - But you can't, so... - I know. 398 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,717 I'm gonna leave him soon. It's just, it takes time 399 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,720 to get out of a marriage, you know? It's complicated. 400 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,082 Yeah. Yeah, it just, uh, 401 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,084 it just feels like it's gotten more complicated 402 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,646 since you moved back in with him. 403 00:15:52,746 --> 00:15:56,189 He's my husband. I had to give him a real chance. 404 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,932 I got to go. 405 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,345 Great show, everybody! 406 00:16:11,445 --> 00:16:13,307 Good night! Thank you so much! 407 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,330 Thank you! Thank you! 408 00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:20,875 - What a fantastic audience. - Good job, good job. 409 00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:22,476 Oh, my God, what a good show. 410 00:16:22,576 --> 00:16:24,283 Oh, Margaret Cho's agents keep calling. 411 00:16:24,308 --> 00:16:25,595 - Okay. - She wants to be on the show. 412 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:26,600 I'm working on it. 413 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:27,602 - Great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 414 00:16:27,702 --> 00:16:29,003 - Oh, my God! - What? 415 00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:30,965 - You're getting married. - Oh, God, 416 00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:33,648 - you've got to stop doing that. - I... I like fucking with you. 417 00:16:33,748 --> 00:16:35,930 - Here you go. - Thanks. 418 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:39,013 Oh, your hair. You look amazing. I love the color. 419 00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,415 Thanks. Well, this focus group couldn't tell the difference 420 00:16:40,515 --> 00:16:42,344 between me and Betty White, so... 421 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,735 I thought I should make a change. 422 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,654 - Right. - And I did. 423 00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:46,421 Did you need to see me, or...? 424 00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:48,303 Yes. So, between the book and the show, 425 00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:49,584 - I'm swamped. - Right. 426 00:16:49,684 --> 00:16:50,905 And the network wants me to do 427 00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:52,547 a new segment on the show this season. 428 00:16:52,647 --> 00:16:54,469 - Okay, how can I help? - So they want kind of a... 429 00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:57,512 Oh. Like a Carpool Karaoke but with more gravitas. 430 00:16:57,612 --> 00:16:59,034 So, like, Carpool Karaoke meets... 431 00:16:59,134 --> 00:17:01,036 - Intervention? - No. Like... 432 00:17:01,136 --> 00:17:03,638 uh, like, Ellen's teacher giveaways meets, 433 00:17:03,738 --> 00:17:07,322 like, Oprah 2.0 meets the viral nature of Carpool Karaoke? 434 00:17:07,422 --> 00:17:11,126 Hi. Can we get two coffees but the way we like them? 435 00:17:11,226 --> 00:17:12,928 - Sure. - Thanks. 436 00:17:13,028 --> 00:17:15,931 So uplifting but not silly, and interesting enough 437 00:17:16,031 --> 00:17:17,693 for people to watch and share, right? 438 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,775 Right. But through the "Alice" lens. 439 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,177 Okay. I didn't think I had to say "queer." 440 00:17:22,277 --> 00:17:24,457 Well, I don't think we can explicitly, but... 441 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,621 Right. I won't tell if you won't. 442 00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:28,864 So, I was gonna hire a new senior-level producer to do this. 443 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:33,029 But, before I do that, I would like to offer you the job. 444 00:17:33,129 --> 00:17:34,871 What? For real? 445 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,552 Well, between your documentary background 446 00:17:36,652 --> 00:17:38,034 and everything you've learned since you came 447 00:17:38,134 --> 00:17:40,076 to work on the show, I think you could do it. 448 00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:41,477 I mean, it would be a fuck-ton of work, 449 00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,680 - but... - I mean, I- I'm just... 450 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,321 I'm so flattered. 451 00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:48,965 Well, think it over. You know, it's a big decision. 452 00:17:49,065 --> 00:17:51,127 - Long hours, shitty pay. - All right. 453 00:17:51,227 --> 00:17:53,049 - Yeah. Think about it. - Don't oversell it. 454 00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:54,891 Okay? Let me know. 455 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,093 And until then... 456 00:17:57,193 --> 00:17:58,815 your suit. 457 00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:00,537 Tailored by the best in the biz. 458 00:18:00,637 --> 00:18:04,020 Oh, wow! Thank you so much again. 459 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,942 Wardrobe department did not need to do this. 460 00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,544 - But I'm so glad you did. - Well... 461 00:18:07,644 --> 00:18:09,386 Yeah, you're getting married. It's a big deal. 462 00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:10,747 - Here you go. - Thank you. 463 00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:12,849 Thanks. 464 00:18:16,173 --> 00:18:18,195 Oh, my God. That's awful. 465 00:18:19,736 --> 00:18:21,358 I miss Finley. 466 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,400 - Don't you miss Finley? - Mm. 467 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,482 I just feel a little lost without her. 468 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,606 Like, she always anticipated my needs, you know? 469 00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:31,008 She used to do this thing. 470 00:18:31,108 --> 00:18:33,250 Before I went onstage, she'd be like, "Eye of the tiger, baby," 471 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,613 with finger guns and stuff. I loved it. 472 00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:37,775 She'd sing it if I was having a really bad day. 473 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,777 - Yeah, that sounds like Finley. - Yeah, she'd be like... 474 00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:41,819 Well, you know how it goes. 475 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,100 You don't think she's coming back? 476 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,422 There's not a chance or anything? 477 00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:46,584 Yeah, no. She's not coming back. 478 00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,546 She's staying in Kansas City, forever. 479 00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:51,109 Well, I'm gonna have to switch to tea if that's the case. 480 00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:52,510 Uh, I'm-a get back to work. 481 00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:54,612 Okay. 482 00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,636 Would you like another coffee? 483 00:18:58,736 --> 00:19:00,398 Oh, gosh. You know, I just finished 484 00:19:00,498 --> 00:19:02,000 that delicious one you made me last. 485 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,562 Um, but can you get me Sarah Finley on the phone? 486 00:19:04,662 --> 00:19:06,004 Yeah. For sure. 487 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,926 Thanks. 488 00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:11,009 Yesterday. 489 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,891 You've got to do it. I'll do it, too. 490 00:19:12,991 --> 00:19:14,312 I mean, maybe I have a famous cousin out there or something. 491 00:19:14,392 --> 00:19:17,376 - There's no way B will let me. - Why not? 492 00:19:17,476 --> 00:19:20,138 - 'Cause it was Carrie's idea. - Mm, just don't tell her. 493 00:19:20,238 --> 00:19:22,341 I'll take you to Target and get you a kit, like, right now. 494 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,704 Sorry. 495 00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:27,826 If she found out that I went behind her back, 496 00:19:27,926 --> 00:19:29,989 she would just be so upset. 497 00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:33,873 Well, maybe just ask her again, give her some time. 498 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,274 No, she doesn't need time. 499 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,476 - She needs a mood stabilizer. - Jesus. 500 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,158 Carrie was just being Carrie, 501 00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:40,720 and my mom was so annoyed. 502 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,481 Do you think she's, like, jealous? 503 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,443 I don't think she's jealous. 504 00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:48,087 I think the idea of adding Carrie into the family is scary. 505 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,088 Hmm. 506 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,930 But... whatever. 507 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:52,412 B was not happy. 508 00:19:52,512 --> 00:19:54,013 That sucks, Angie. 509 00:19:54,113 --> 00:19:55,254 Yeah. 510 00:19:55,354 --> 00:19:57,297 Carrie's, like, kind of the best. 511 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,978 She kind of is. 512 00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:01,376 No one agrees with me on this! 513 00:20:07,127 --> 00:20:08,308 - So they came over... - Mm-hmm. 514 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,831 They came over, and, um, she ran into my mailbox. 515 00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:12,873 - No. - Why? Okay. 516 00:20:12,973 --> 00:20:14,514 Carrie is the fucking worst. 517 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,596 Just, like, just everything is a fucking joke to her. 518 00:20:16,696 --> 00:20:18,038 - Ugh, I'm sorry, Bette. - Mm. You know 519 00:20:18,138 --> 00:20:19,159 - what she needs to realize? - Thank you. 520 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,802 That she's at the bottom row of the parenting pyramid, 521 00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:22,923 - like I am. It's just... - Exactly. 522 00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:24,765 - You know? - Exactly. Ooh. 523 00:20:24,865 --> 00:20:27,327 I'm sorry. I'm getting bombarded with job offers. Thank you. 524 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,089 Well, that's because you're the best and everybody knows it. 525 00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:32,453 Thank you. I just don't know why it annoys me so much. 526 00:20:32,553 --> 00:20:33,854 Oh. I do. 527 00:20:33,954 --> 00:20:35,656 I think it's because their togetherness 528 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,578 just highlights the fact that I'm alone. 529 00:20:37,678 --> 00:20:39,620 I mean, Tina has Carrie, and she makes her laugh. 530 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,622 She's all jokey. And I have... Oh, yeah, 531 00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:43,224 that's right. I have no one. I'm gonna die alone. 532 00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:45,226 - Mm, come on. Come on. - No, you're not. No, no. 533 00:20:45,326 --> 00:20:46,988 You know why I know that's not gonna happen? 534 00:20:47,088 --> 00:20:48,910 Because you always have Angie. 535 00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:50,431 Yeah. You two could be like 536 00:20:50,531 --> 00:20:51,412 - the Grey Gardens... - What's wrong with that? 537 00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:52,753 ...of this generation. 538 00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:53,714 - That's so messed up. - But, I mean, 539 00:20:53,814 --> 00:20:55,276 in a much better house. 540 00:20:55,376 --> 00:20:56,457 - Less raccoons, obviously. - Cleaner, for sure. 541 00:20:56,537 --> 00:20:57,959 - Yeah. - But, really, 542 00:20:58,059 --> 00:20:59,480 what is the likelihood that I'm gonna be able 543 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,723 to find someone who meets all of my criteria 544 00:21:01,823 --> 00:21:02,964 and fits into my life with Angie? 545 00:21:03,064 --> 00:21:04,926 Criteria? Jesus. 546 00:21:05,026 --> 00:21:06,087 Yeah, criteria. 547 00:21:06,187 --> 00:21:07,368 Actually, I am kind of curious. 548 00:21:07,468 --> 00:21:08,490 - What's your criteria? - Mm-hmm. 549 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:11,773 Um, well, she'd have to have kids of her own. 550 00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:13,455 - Mm-hmm. - Ideally. 551 00:21:13,555 --> 00:21:16,177 And, um, not be married or straight. 552 00:21:16,277 --> 00:21:17,739 And have a job. 553 00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:18,700 Obviously. 554 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,142 No, not a job. 555 00:21:20,242 --> 00:21:22,224 A career. She'd have to have a career. 556 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,985 Needs to be as passionate about her work 557 00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:25,787 as I am about mine. 558 00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:27,069 - No way. - Are you sure about that? 559 00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:28,670 - Yeah. - No. 560 00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:30,913 No, you've always kind of wanted more of, like, 561 00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:32,514 a wifey wife-wife kind of type. 562 00:21:32,614 --> 00:21:34,636 - Mm-mm! No. - Uh-huh. 563 00:21:34,736 --> 00:21:36,158 - Yeah. - It's okay. 564 00:21:36,258 --> 00:21:37,339 You just want somebody to deal with the stuff 565 00:21:37,419 --> 00:21:38,801 you can't be bothered with. 566 00:21:38,901 --> 00:21:40,218 Who cares? 567 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,966 - Oh, my God. - You all right? 568 00:21:44,066 --> 00:21:45,768 - What? Are you okay? - What's wrong? Are you choking? 569 00:21:45,868 --> 00:21:47,610 I have the perfect person for you. 570 00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:49,091 - Really? - Oh, God. Please, don't let her 571 00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:50,893 set you up. That's how I spent my 30th birthday 572 00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:53,736 with eight hippies in a fucking yurt. 573 00:21:53,836 --> 00:21:55,057 Okay. You loved it. 574 00:21:55,157 --> 00:21:56,699 - Listen to me. - No, I didn't. What? 575 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,541 Shane, if she finds someone by tomorrow, 576 00:21:58,641 --> 00:22:01,003 you don't have to be her date at Dani and Sophie's wedding. 577 00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:05,108 I mean, you could give it a chance, right? 578 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:07,070 I mean, you never know where love's gonna turn up. 579 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:09,152 - It's all around you. - It's everywhere. 580 00:22:15,058 --> 00:22:16,960 Back in the day, whenever somebody left 581 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,962 a museum job to become an art dealer, 582 00:22:19,062 --> 00:22:21,845 we used to say, "They've gone over to the dark side." 583 00:22:21,945 --> 00:22:25,328 That's a little overly simplistic, don't you think? 584 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,531 Maybe. A little. 585 00:22:27,631 --> 00:22:29,212 So, Bette... 586 00:22:29,312 --> 00:22:31,895 what you were doing at CAC almost 20 years ago, 587 00:22:31,995 --> 00:22:34,658 combining art and social activism, 588 00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:37,381 nobody was doing that back then. 589 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,904 I assume you still care about those issues you championed? 590 00:22:41,004 --> 00:22:43,667 I don't know if you were paying attention, but I ran for mayor. 591 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:46,270 - And I voted for you. - Bullshit, Zakarian. 592 00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:49,333 All right, look, you can go back to being a museum director. 593 00:22:50,294 --> 00:22:52,276 I know you've had a lot of offers. 594 00:22:52,376 --> 00:22:55,519 And you could mount a show every couple of years 595 00:22:55,619 --> 00:23:00,004 that moves the needle incrementally for artists of color. 596 00:23:00,104 --> 00:23:03,768 Or you could join the biggest art house in the world 597 00:23:03,868 --> 00:23:06,971 and represent dozens of marginalized artists 598 00:23:07,071 --> 00:23:10,274 and pay off your campaign debt the first year of your contract. 599 00:23:11,275 --> 00:23:13,298 Hmm. 600 00:23:13,398 --> 00:23:15,460 You know, I could be a little irritated that, 601 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,224 in your myopic vision, you've somehow associated me solely 602 00:23:19,324 --> 00:23:21,226 with BIPOC artists, when, in fact, 603 00:23:21,326 --> 00:23:23,668 I've worked with pretty much every major artist 604 00:23:23,768 --> 00:23:25,150 of the last two decades. 605 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,312 But, instead, I will simply point out 606 00:23:27,412 --> 00:23:30,796 that you represent exactly three artists of color. 607 00:23:30,896 --> 00:23:32,998 Which is another reason I need you. 608 00:23:33,098 --> 00:23:35,761 I mean, those marginalized artists are suddenly 609 00:23:35,861 --> 00:23:38,163 the hottest commodity in the art world. 610 00:23:38,263 --> 00:23:42,207 And I find, for the first time in my career, that, uh, 611 00:23:42,307 --> 00:23:44,369 I'm behind the curve. 612 00:23:44,469 --> 00:23:46,972 So I will meet your salary demands. 613 00:23:47,072 --> 00:23:49,335 Wait. You're not gonna... 614 00:23:49,435 --> 00:23:52,017 You're not gonna insult me with a lowball offer? 615 00:23:53,919 --> 00:23:59,425 Plus, a signing bonus for all your BIPOC artists. 616 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:00,727 No. 617 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:04,618 Signing bonuses for all artists I add to the roster. 618 00:24:05,931 --> 00:24:07,934 Of course. 619 00:24:09,459 --> 00:24:11,461 Plus ten percent of sales. 620 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,443 All right. We have a deal. 621 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:19,365 - Ah. Wonderful. - All right. 622 00:24:19,465 --> 00:24:23,186 Mr. Zakarian, I've got Daniel Katz from the CAC on the line. 623 00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:24,130 Excellent. 624 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,092 - Well, tell him I said hello. - Yes, I will. 625 00:24:26,192 --> 00:24:29,516 Oh, uh, your office is straight ahead. 626 00:24:30,757 --> 00:24:32,339 Make yourself comfortable. 627 00:24:47,374 --> 00:24:49,376 Asshole. 628 00:24:56,383 --> 00:24:57,845 No, you're too much. 629 00:24:57,945 --> 00:24:59,286 It was... 630 00:24:59,386 --> 00:25:01,368 No, I put it in the second, uh, chapter 631 00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:03,370 'cause I did pee my pants, really. 632 00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:04,372 I-I know. 633 00:25:04,472 --> 00:25:05,973 And my parents... I know. 634 00:25:06,073 --> 00:25:08,255 Yeah, I've been working on it for months. 635 00:25:08,355 --> 00:25:10,218 Oh. Hilarious? 636 00:25:10,318 --> 00:25:11,979 It's the book publisher. They love the book. 637 00:25:13,761 --> 00:25:16,704 Really? Oh, you want to move up the publishing date? 638 00:25:16,804 --> 00:25:18,066 Okay. 639 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:19,587 That sounds fantastic. 640 00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:20,668 Yeah. 641 00:25:20,768 --> 00:25:22,710 All right. Okay. 642 00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:24,552 Okay. Love to the wife. 643 00:25:24,652 --> 00:25:26,154 - Bye-bye. - Ah. 644 00:25:26,254 --> 00:25:28,036 Oh, my God. Holy shit! Alice! 645 00:25:28,136 --> 00:25:29,798 - Yes. They love the book. - They love the book. 646 00:25:29,898 --> 00:25:30,999 They love the book. 647 00:25:31,099 --> 00:25:32,280 They love my book. 648 00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:33,802 They love my... Sorry. 649 00:25:33,902 --> 00:25:35,924 Um, yeah, they're gonna send their best editor 650 00:25:36,024 --> 00:25:37,806 - to help me get it done in time. - Wow. 651 00:25:37,906 --> 00:25:39,488 Well, do they want a lot of changes or something? 652 00:25:39,588 --> 00:25:41,369 No, no, no, no. They just want to make, 653 00:25:41,469 --> 00:25:42,971 like, a last pass before it goes to print, you know? 654 00:25:43,071 --> 00:25:44,613 I can't wait to buy my copy. 655 00:25:44,713 --> 00:25:46,415 Oh, more good news. I spoke to Finley. 656 00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:48,096 She said if I needed her, she'd come back. 657 00:25:48,196 --> 00:25:50,459 What? No, she's supposed to stay in Kansas City. 658 00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:52,381 No, I know, but I said we both missed her, and she'd... 659 00:25:52,481 --> 00:25:54,280 Wait, you did what?! 660 00:25:55,204 --> 00:25:56,745 I just, uh, well, I... 661 00:25:56,845 --> 00:25:58,947 Um, no, no, no. 662 00:25:59,047 --> 00:26:00,709 You just... you got to tell her that she can't come back. 663 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,311 She cannot come back here. 664 00:26:02,411 --> 00:26:03,913 Okay, what's going on? 665 00:26:04,013 --> 00:26:06,075 - Everyone's looking at us. - Um... 666 00:26:06,175 --> 00:26:08,297 Um, all right, just come on. 667 00:26:16,746 --> 00:26:18,768 Um... 668 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:21,611 - So, um... - Yeah. So... 669 00:26:21,711 --> 00:26:24,293 Finley, uh, and I... 670 00:26:24,393 --> 00:26:27,657 we, um... you know. 671 00:26:27,757 --> 00:26:29,098 We, um, uh... 672 00:26:29,198 --> 00:26:30,460 Oh. Did it? 673 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,090 Yeah. 674 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:35,585 When did you... when did you guys...? 675 00:26:35,685 --> 00:26:39,479 Just, uh, when we wrapped last season. 676 00:26:39,504 --> 00:26:41,807 Oh. Fuck. 677 00:26:41,832 --> 00:26:42,752 Yeah, in the green room. 678 00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:45,595 Oh. I nap on that couch. 679 00:26:45,695 --> 00:26:47,197 I mean, it was... 680 00:26:47,297 --> 00:26:49,840 Look, it was a... it was a one-time thing. 681 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:52,923 - Mm-hmm. - And it didn't mean anything. 682 00:26:53,023 --> 00:26:55,365 And, I mean, it was... 683 00:26:55,465 --> 00:26:56,847 it was fucking amazing. 684 00:26:56,947 --> 00:26:58,288 Well, I don't need the... 685 00:26:58,388 --> 00:26:59,730 - details. - But she's gone and it's done. 686 00:26:59,830 --> 00:27:01,291 - Okay. - And Dani doesn't know. 687 00:27:01,391 --> 00:27:03,374 And now I think that I should've told her. 688 00:27:03,474 --> 00:27:05,175 Well, do you think that I should tell her? 689 00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:08,138 Um... 690 00:27:08,238 --> 00:27:12,183 I... uh, I would leave it in the past, 691 00:27:12,283 --> 00:27:14,265 and I would just focus on the future. 692 00:27:14,365 --> 00:27:16,267 - Right. Right, right, right. - Yeah. 693 00:27:16,367 --> 00:27:17,588 Yeah. 694 00:27:17,688 --> 00:27:19,510 No. No, I can't do that. 695 00:27:19,610 --> 00:27:22,793 I can't marry her and not tell her. 696 00:27:22,893 --> 00:27:24,395 - Oh. - Well, I'm just gonna go 697 00:27:24,495 --> 00:27:26,357 to our wedding rehearsal dinner, I'm just gonna tell her. 698 00:27:26,457 --> 00:27:28,760 Okay, so opposite of what I just said. 699 00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:30,521 Yeah. 700 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:33,685 Hi. Oh, thank you. 701 00:27:49,641 --> 00:27:51,543 There you are. 702 00:27:51,643 --> 00:27:52,744 Hey. I'm sorry that 703 00:27:52,844 --> 00:27:54,146 - I'm late. - Hey. 704 00:27:54,246 --> 00:27:57,509 Wow. You look so beautiful. 705 00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:59,791 Um, so do you. 706 00:27:59,891 --> 00:28:01,893 You look amazing. 707 00:28:04,456 --> 00:28:06,238 - Shall we? - Yeah. 708 00:28:06,338 --> 00:28:08,120 Come on. 709 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,162 Can you believe we're getting married tomorrow? 710 00:28:10,262 --> 00:28:12,004 Oh, here comes the bride. 711 00:28:12,104 --> 00:28:13,846 Need to talk to you. 712 00:28:13,946 --> 00:28:16,048 Uh, yeah, just give me a minute. 713 00:28:24,116 --> 00:28:25,097 Ay, mi cari�o. 714 00:28:25,197 --> 00:28:27,089 Come here. Come here. 715 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,182 Please. 716 00:28:29,282 --> 00:28:31,784 Well, first of all, I know I speak 717 00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,506 for everyone in this room when I say 718 00:28:33,606 --> 00:28:36,269 that we are so happy you didn't get married in Hawaii. 719 00:28:40,013 --> 00:28:42,675 Getting married. 720 00:28:42,775 --> 00:28:44,437 You're getting married. 721 00:28:44,537 --> 00:28:46,159 Sophie, I want to welcome you 722 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:47,560 into our family. 723 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:50,363 - Salud. - Salud. 724 00:28:55,028 --> 00:28:56,690 This feels too good. 725 00:28:59,032 --> 00:29:01,254 I'll be right back. 726 00:29:12,326 --> 00:29:14,268 - You told him? - I'm sorry. 727 00:29:14,368 --> 00:29:15,669 Cheating is a deal-breaker for Dani. 728 00:29:15,769 --> 00:29:17,151 You know this. I know this. 729 00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:18,512 You have to tell her. 730 00:29:18,612 --> 00:29:20,274 I want to, but... 731 00:29:20,374 --> 00:29:21,876 But what? If you love her, then I think you have to... 732 00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:23,357 You know I love her. You know that. 733 00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:24,518 You have to tell her. 734 00:29:24,618 --> 00:29:25,680 - I will. - When? 735 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:27,321 Uh, I-I don't know. 736 00:29:27,421 --> 00:29:29,724 I... I think you got to do it before the wedding. 737 00:29:29,824 --> 00:29:32,406 Yes, okay? Yes, I promise. 738 00:29:32,506 --> 00:29:34,969 I promise you that I will tell her. 739 00:29:35,069 --> 00:29:36,891 - All right? - Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. 740 00:29:36,991 --> 00:29:38,132 Tell me what? 741 00:29:46,761 --> 00:29:48,843 Tell me what? 742 00:29:54,097 --> 00:29:55,433 Um... 743 00:29:57,676 --> 00:29:59,274 Is it the place? 744 00:29:59,374 --> 00:30:01,356 Is it the place? Is it too formal? 745 00:30:01,456 --> 00:30:02,758 No. No, it's fine. 746 00:30:02,858 --> 00:30:05,200 No, no, no, it's not. It's not. 747 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:06,962 Really, it's fine. 748 00:30:07,062 --> 00:30:09,204 - Let me make it up to you. - What? You don't have to do... 749 00:30:09,304 --> 00:30:11,206 You don't have to make up anything. It's fine. 750 00:30:11,306 --> 00:30:12,407 Do you want to go out tonight? 751 00:30:12,507 --> 00:30:15,691 - What do you mean? - Like... 752 00:30:15,791 --> 00:30:18,934 Like, we could throw our own bachelorette party or something. 753 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:20,856 Just you and me? 754 00:30:20,956 --> 00:30:22,091 Yeah. 755 00:30:22,638 --> 00:30:25,381 Yeah, we can... we can, uh... we can get shit-faced, 756 00:30:25,481 --> 00:30:28,304 and we can dance a little bit. 757 00:30:28,771 --> 00:30:30,506 We can fuck in a bathroom stall 758 00:30:30,606 --> 00:30:31,988 - like we did when we first met. - No. 759 00:30:32,088 --> 00:30:34,430 - Shh. Wow. - No one's listening. 760 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:35,849 Um... 761 00:30:37,013 --> 00:30:39,035 - Yeah. - Yeah? 762 00:30:39,135 --> 00:30:40,516 Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that. 763 00:30:40,616 --> 00:30:44,200 - Yes. Okay. - Okay. Mwah. 764 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:45,676 Come on. 765 00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:15,192 - Whoa. - Hey. Oh. 766 00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:18,135 - Hi. You look amazing. - Thank you. 767 00:31:19,416 --> 00:31:21,318 I-I'm just going out for a little while. 768 00:31:21,418 --> 00:31:24,962 Um, well, I-I... Um, Alice has a friend, 769 00:31:25,062 --> 00:31:26,924 and I-I'm gonna just... 770 00:31:27,024 --> 00:31:29,446 Well, I'm just gonna spend, um... 771 00:31:29,546 --> 00:31:31,529 - You mean like a blind date? - Yeah. 772 00:31:31,629 --> 00:31:34,251 - Yeah. - I mean, it might be a disaster. 773 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:36,554 I don't know, but... 774 00:31:44,041 --> 00:31:46,424 Ange, your mom and I discussed it, 775 00:31:46,524 --> 00:31:48,066 - and we were... - Oh, can I say something first? 776 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,387 - Oh, of course. - Sorry. 777 00:31:49,487 --> 00:31:51,789 - No, go ahead. - Um... 778 00:31:51,889 --> 00:31:53,401 so... 779 00:31:54,452 --> 00:31:56,594 just because I am curious 780 00:31:56,694 --> 00:32:00,318 about my donor doesn't mean 781 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,921 that I think he is my dad or anything. 782 00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:06,605 Like, that word doesn't even sound right. 783 00:32:06,705 --> 00:32:09,808 - You're my mom, and... - I know. I know that. I know. 784 00:32:09,908 --> 00:32:11,650 And I get that it might be hard for you... 785 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:13,091 - No, no, no, no. - I just want you to know... 786 00:32:13,191 --> 00:32:14,813 It's not.... No, no, no. It's not that. 787 00:32:14,913 --> 00:32:17,736 It's not that at all. It's not hard for me at all. 788 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,249 It's just, um... 789 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,583 we promised him that he could remain anonymous. 790 00:32:25,217 --> 00:32:26,705 We promised him. 791 00:32:27,194 --> 00:32:29,028 And he gave us you. 792 00:32:29,128 --> 00:32:30,749 At a time when it was difficult for us, 793 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:32,311 as lesbians, to have children. 794 00:32:32,411 --> 00:32:33,512 - I know. - Yeah, and I think 795 00:32:33,612 --> 00:32:35,077 we need to honor that. 796 00:32:37,336 --> 00:32:38,838 Okay. 797 00:32:39,013 --> 00:32:40,074 I get it. 798 00:32:40,099 --> 00:32:41,388 All right. 799 00:32:44,984 --> 00:32:46,245 - Oh. - What? 800 00:32:46,345 --> 00:32:48,407 - Uh... - Do you... 801 00:32:48,507 --> 00:32:50,129 I hate to sandwich a no with a no, 802 00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:52,532 but T and I don't think it's a good idea 803 00:32:52,632 --> 00:32:54,534 for you to do that genealogy test. 804 00:32:54,634 --> 00:32:56,055 - Oh. - Yeah, just those... 805 00:32:56,155 --> 00:32:57,497 those companies, they collect all your data. 806 00:32:57,597 --> 00:32:58,858 - Mm-hmm. - And, I mean, I know 807 00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:00,260 - you're a young adult. - Right. 808 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,142 - But you're not 18 yet. - Mm-hmm. 809 00:33:02,242 --> 00:33:05,225 And we would just feel more comfortable 810 00:33:05,325 --> 00:33:06,626 if you waited, okay? 811 00:33:06,726 --> 00:33:08,428 - Yeah. Sure. Of course. - Good. 812 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,430 All right. Well, God knows I won't be out late. 813 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:11,871 - Mm-hmm. - So just call me 814 00:33:11,971 --> 00:33:13,553 if you need anything. 815 00:33:13,653 --> 00:33:15,555 - Love you. - I love you, too. 816 00:33:15,655 --> 00:33:18,018 Can you see my underwear in this? 817 00:33:19,339 --> 00:33:21,387 - No. - Okay. All right. 818 00:33:22,262 --> 00:33:24,264 Good. 819 00:33:43,924 --> 00:33:46,246 Yeah, yeah. Just give me 20 minutes. 820 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:48,709 Tess, there was a line. What do you want me to do? 821 00:33:48,809 --> 00:33:50,277 You want to eat? 822 00:33:50,971 --> 00:33:54,235 Yeah. No, and I got you the vegetarian one. 823 00:33:54,335 --> 00:33:56,077 Okay. All right. Yeah. 824 00:33:56,177 --> 00:33:58,279 Just, yeah, give me 20, 25 at most. 825 00:33:58,379 --> 00:34:00,344 Okay. All right. 826 00:34:10,126 --> 00:34:11,648 _ 827 00:34:11,673 --> 00:34:13,675 Hi, Chloe. 828 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,883 _ 829 00:34:21,953 --> 00:34:23,181 _ 830 00:34:23,205 --> 00:34:24,826 All right. 831 00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:43,016 Hi. 832 00:34:43,814 --> 00:34:45,916 Um... God. 833 00:34:51,474 --> 00:34:53,896 Hey. I-I... I- I'm sorry. 834 00:34:53,996 --> 00:34:56,379 - Actually, I have a, um... - This is too good. 835 00:34:56,479 --> 00:34:59,382 Nat and Alice are legitimately hilarious. 836 00:34:59,482 --> 00:35:02,425 - Are they? - Uh, yeah, they are. They are. 837 00:35:02,525 --> 00:35:04,347 I mean, I think so. You look amazing. 838 00:35:04,447 --> 00:35:05,989 - Oh. - Is this Tom Ford? 839 00:35:06,089 --> 00:35:07,951 - Thank you. Yes. Yeah. - It's hot. 840 00:35:08,051 --> 00:35:09,792 I heard the scallops are amazing. 841 00:35:09,892 --> 00:35:11,754 You down to share? 842 00:35:11,854 --> 00:35:13,676 Sure. Yeah. 843 00:35:13,776 --> 00:35:15,158 Here you go. 844 00:35:15,258 --> 00:35:16,519 I hope you don't mind. 845 00:35:16,619 --> 00:35:18,321 Don't fall for it, Amanda. 846 00:35:18,421 --> 00:35:19,683 It's 10 p.m. Why do you have sunglasses on? 847 00:35:19,783 --> 00:35:21,044 Oh, please, it's the husband. 848 00:35:21,144 --> 00:35:22,886 It's always the husband. 849 00:35:25,188 --> 00:35:26,930 - Hi. - Hi. 850 00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:29,092 No, I was not watching 851 00:35:29,192 --> 00:35:30,454 three hours of SVU. 852 00:35:30,554 --> 00:35:31,975 That would be a crazy thing to do. 853 00:35:32,075 --> 00:35:34,698 Well, I had a truly insane day full of sex, 854 00:35:34,798 --> 00:35:36,179 scandal and regret. 855 00:35:36,279 --> 00:35:37,381 Oh, who was your guest? 856 00:35:37,481 --> 00:35:39,543 Oh, no, that was just my staff. 857 00:35:39,643 --> 00:35:41,665 Do you want some wine? 858 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:43,027 Oh, yeah. Love some. 859 00:35:43,127 --> 00:35:44,788 Did you hear from Bette? 860 00:35:44,888 --> 00:35:47,591 Oh, my God, I totally forgot. 861 00:35:47,691 --> 00:35:49,513 - Oh, well, I didn't. - Did you? 862 00:35:49,613 --> 00:35:51,235 - I heard from Gigi. - And? 863 00:35:51,335 --> 00:35:54,879 Okay. She texted me some emojis, which are unclear, 864 00:35:54,979 --> 00:35:57,081 but I think that means it's going well. 865 00:35:57,181 --> 00:35:58,763 Oh, my God, do you think this means we're not gonna 866 00:35:58,863 --> 00:36:00,765 have to see Gigi tomorrow? 867 00:36:00,865 --> 00:36:03,728 - One can only hope. - That would be amazing. 868 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,830 All right, let's see this show. 869 00:36:07,191 --> 00:36:09,374 Let me see what all the hype is about. 870 00:36:09,474 --> 00:36:11,005 It's so good. 871 00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:16,981 Does she always wear a leather jacket? 872 00:36:17,081 --> 00:36:18,703 - Of course. - She's serious. 873 00:36:18,803 --> 00:36:20,024 - Mm-hmm. - Who's that? 874 00:36:20,124 --> 00:36:21,386 I don't know. 875 00:36:21,486 --> 00:36:22,527 You don't know, and you've been watching 876 00:36:22,607 --> 00:36:23,628 this whole time? 877 00:36:23,728 --> 00:36:25,910 Just some bitch on this episode. 878 00:36:30,575 --> 00:36:32,758 - I missed you today. - I missed you. 879 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,679 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 880 00:36:34,779 --> 00:36:36,241 - How was your day? - Great. 881 00:36:36,341 --> 00:36:38,563 - Great now. - Yeah? 882 00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:03,269 Nat? 883 00:37:05,071 --> 00:37:06,175 Nat. 884 00:37:07,974 --> 00:37:09,237 Nat. 885 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,518 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 886 00:37:12,618 --> 00:37:14,160 - What? I wasn't... - No. 887 00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:16,082 Look... 888 00:37:16,182 --> 00:37:17,724 No. Don't follow me. 889 00:37:17,824 --> 00:37:19,886 I wasn't asleep. I was just resting my eyes. 890 00:37:19,986 --> 00:37:22,489 - Uh-uh! No! - I have heavy lids. 891 00:37:22,589 --> 00:37:24,651 Wow. 892 00:37:24,751 --> 00:37:28,815 So, I finally get on the paddleboard. 893 00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:31,298 - Mm-hmm. - I'm up maybe 30 seconds, 894 00:37:31,398 --> 00:37:34,741 and then, bam, I go down hard. 895 00:37:34,841 --> 00:37:37,624 Like feet over head, board over me. 896 00:37:37,724 --> 00:37:40,487 They send someone over to save me. 897 00:37:41,528 --> 00:37:44,031 The woman never called me again. 898 00:37:49,576 --> 00:37:53,160 So how 'bout you? What's your worst date? 899 00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:54,441 Oh, gosh. 900 00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:55,963 I don't even remember. 901 00:37:56,063 --> 00:37:57,645 Oh, come on. 902 00:37:57,745 --> 00:37:59,927 Bette Porter doesn't go on bad dates? 903 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:02,590 Takes the pressure off this one, I guess. 904 00:38:03,591 --> 00:38:07,855 Uh, well, in all honesty, I just... I haven't been 905 00:38:07,955 --> 00:38:11,098 - on a date in a long time. - Hmm. 906 00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:13,901 I think... I guess I find the whole concept 907 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:17,105 just a... a little sad. 908 00:38:17,205 --> 00:38:19,987 Wow. Okay. 909 00:38:20,087 --> 00:38:22,350 I personally find it to be 910 00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:26,314 a useful step in the process of... 911 00:38:26,414 --> 00:38:27,996 I don't know, getting to know someone 912 00:38:28,096 --> 00:38:29,517 you might like to spend more time with, or... 913 00:38:29,617 --> 00:38:31,119 No, that's not what I meant. 914 00:38:31,219 --> 00:38:32,300 Look, I completely get it. L.A. is filled with... 915 00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:35,844 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 916 00:38:35,944 --> 00:38:38,286 Okay, here's the deal, all right? 917 00:38:38,386 --> 00:38:40,448 That's Tina, my ex, Carrie, her fianc�e. 918 00:38:40,548 --> 00:38:42,130 Not a fan. They're getting married this summer. 919 00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:43,371 - Okay. - Look who it is. 920 00:38:43,471 --> 00:38:44,733 - Imagine this. - Hi. 921 00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:45,734 - Hi. - Hello. 922 00:38:45,834 --> 00:38:48,497 Hey. Hi. This is, um... 923 00:38:48,597 --> 00:38:50,178 You know, Alice had this... 924 00:38:50,278 --> 00:38:51,780 Hi. I'm Gigi. 925 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,302 Oh. Oh. 926 00:38:53,402 --> 00:38:54,783 Wow. Nice to finally meet you. 927 00:38:54,883 --> 00:38:56,785 Nice to meet you. And you must be Carrie. 928 00:38:56,885 --> 00:38:58,507 - Yes. - I've heard so much about you. 929 00:38:58,607 --> 00:39:00,549 Oh, really? Anything Bette's told you about me is 930 00:39:00,649 --> 00:39:03,672 subject to cross-examination. 931 00:39:03,772 --> 00:39:05,955 I'm kidding. I know we're all part of the same team. 932 00:39:06,055 --> 00:39:08,317 - What team is that? - Yankees. 933 00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:10,486 All the way. Yankees or die. 934 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,083 Well, I hear this place is great. 935 00:39:14,183 --> 00:39:15,685 It is. Get the scallops. 936 00:39:15,785 --> 00:39:17,366 They are perfectly seared. 937 00:39:17,466 --> 00:39:19,408 Ooh. No, I got a texture thing with scallops, honey. 938 00:39:19,508 --> 00:39:21,571 No can do. I can't, no. 939 00:39:21,671 --> 00:39:23,913 Well, save 'em for the grown-ups, right? 940 00:39:26,676 --> 00:39:29,419 - Well, enjoy your dinner. - You, too. 941 00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:31,521 - You, too. - Okay. 942 00:39:34,724 --> 00:39:38,108 - Okay, I would say I love you... - Mm. 943 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:40,030 ...but I don't really know you that well. 944 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:41,791 No, go ahead, say it. 945 00:39:41,891 --> 00:39:44,234 Nat and Alice would be thrilled. 946 00:39:44,334 --> 00:39:45,956 What the hell is she talking about? 947 00:39:46,056 --> 00:39:47,517 "Save 'em for the grown-ups." What does she think I am? 948 00:39:47,617 --> 00:39:48,678 Where are you, honey? 949 00:39:48,778 --> 00:39:50,080 - I'm coming. - Go ahead. 950 00:40:00,991 --> 00:40:03,033 Does it hurt to see them together? 951 00:40:05,636 --> 00:40:07,938 I'm sorry. You don't have to answer that. 952 00:40:11,922 --> 00:40:16,607 It was hard for me, at first, to see Nat with Alice. 953 00:40:20,691 --> 00:40:24,635 You make a life with someone, and when it's over, 954 00:40:24,735 --> 00:40:26,737 it's like you're spinning in the dark. 955 00:40:31,783 --> 00:40:35,106 I just really thought that, uh... 956 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,652 Well, at first, when she left, 957 00:40:40,752 --> 00:40:42,694 I thought, uh, I thought Tina just needs 958 00:40:42,794 --> 00:40:44,175 some space, you know? 959 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,537 I mean, she's spent practically her entire 960 00:40:45,637 --> 00:40:47,379 adult life in my orbit. 961 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:50,222 She probably just needs to be front and center for a while. 962 00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:51,543 But then, um... 963 00:40:51,643 --> 00:40:53,645 You thought she'd come back to you. 964 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:02,314 Carrie's looking over here and she looks pissed. 965 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:05,237 Now, I don't want to complain again, but here. 966 00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:06,999 They make the font so small, honey. Look. 967 00:41:07,099 --> 00:41:08,801 You're gonna have to read it to me, 968 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,402 'cause I can't even read it. 969 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:11,924 And if I don't know what's in the dish, sweetie, 970 00:41:12,024 --> 00:41:13,525 - you know what's gonna happen? - What? 971 00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:15,648 - I'm gonna get reflux. - You always say this. 972 00:41:15,748 --> 00:41:17,249 I know, but I'm gonna order something, 973 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:19,171 I'm gonna get reflux. Gonna ruin my whole night. 974 00:41:20,673 --> 00:41:21,974 Do you think Bette's okay? 975 00:41:22,074 --> 00:41:24,096 - Bette? - Yeah. 976 00:41:24,196 --> 00:41:25,858 No, I don't think she's okay. 977 00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:27,620 I think she's in love with you. 978 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,862 No, she is not. 979 00:41:29,962 --> 00:41:31,464 Yes, she is. 980 00:41:31,564 --> 00:41:34,107 I mean, she's sitting with that beautiful woman, 981 00:41:34,207 --> 00:41:36,549 and all she can do is look over here and stare at you. 982 00:41:36,649 --> 00:41:39,112 Do you think she's beautiful? 983 00:41:39,212 --> 00:41:42,795 Objectively, in, like, a common kind of way, I guess. 984 00:41:42,895 --> 00:41:44,717 Yes, I guess I could say so, 985 00:41:44,817 --> 00:41:46,599 but, honey, she's no you. 986 00:41:46,699 --> 00:41:48,537 Trust me on that one. 987 00:41:49,222 --> 00:41:51,805 And, listen, if you want to order the scallops, 988 00:41:51,905 --> 00:41:53,486 I'll totally try the scallops. 989 00:41:53,586 --> 00:41:55,208 Remember when we were in Mexico 990 00:41:55,308 --> 00:41:56,970 and you got me to eat that raw fish? 991 00:41:57,070 --> 00:41:59,413 You said, "It's ceviche. Who knew that was raw fish?" 992 00:41:59,513 --> 00:42:01,214 - Yeah, I did. - I loved that. 993 00:42:01,314 --> 00:42:03,297 I don't know why I'm so quick to just throw things away, 994 00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:04,778 you know what I mean? 995 00:42:04,878 --> 00:42:07,280 If you want the scallops, I'll do the scallops. 996 00:42:08,885 --> 00:42:10,887 I think you're beautiful. 997 00:42:13,807 --> 00:42:16,330 - Yeah? - Yeah. 998 00:42:18,172 --> 00:42:20,174 That's a nice thing to say. 999 00:42:22,736 --> 00:42:24,398 I love you. 1000 00:42:24,498 --> 00:42:26,700 I love you, too. 1001 00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:35,610 They're definitely talking about us again. 1002 00:42:35,710 --> 00:42:37,415 - Really? - Mm. 1003 00:42:44,278 --> 00:42:45,780 Come here. 1004 00:42:50,044 --> 00:42:52,187 Oh, we're... Wait, we're really doing this? 1005 00:42:52,287 --> 00:42:54,289 Yeah. We're doing this. 1006 00:43:21,396 --> 00:43:23,299 You're very naughty. 1007 00:43:24,610 --> 00:43:26,262 What are you laughing at? 1008 00:43:26,362 --> 00:43:29,105 Nothing. No. You're just, you're so excited, 1009 00:43:29,205 --> 00:43:30,466 I can barely keep up with you. 1010 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,068 Who knew poker would be so fun, huh? 1011 00:43:32,168 --> 00:43:33,949 - It is fun. - It is. 1012 00:43:34,049 --> 00:43:36,632 I love that. I love seeing you happy. 1013 00:43:36,732 --> 00:43:38,674 Thank you. 1014 00:43:38,774 --> 00:43:41,037 - Oh, ladies first, please. - Oh. 1015 00:43:41,137 --> 00:43:42,598 - Hi. - Hi. 1016 00:43:42,698 --> 00:43:44,563 - Buy in. - Yeah, it's ten, right? 1017 00:43:46,462 --> 00:43:48,464 Yup. 1018 00:43:50,341 --> 00:43:51,202 Hey. 1019 00:43:53,429 --> 00:43:55,171 Eddie, what's going on? 1020 00:43:55,271 --> 00:43:56,973 - Is there a game tonight? - Nah. 1021 00:43:57,073 --> 00:43:59,716 Not tonight. Shane, why don't you sit down. 1022 00:44:01,117 --> 00:44:02,979 No, I'm okay. I think I can, I can stand. 1023 00:44:03,079 --> 00:44:04,541 Man, sit your ass down. 1024 00:44:04,641 --> 00:44:06,263 You should, you should sit. 1025 00:44:06,363 --> 00:44:08,625 All right, all right, all right. I'm sitting, Tess. Jesus. 1026 00:44:08,725 --> 00:44:09,746 All right. 1027 00:44:09,846 --> 00:44:11,828 Yeah. 1028 00:44:11,928 --> 00:44:14,351 Shane, do you know why I started this poker game? 1029 00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:16,233 - No. - Because I wanted a place 1030 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:18,555 for Black lesbians to be able to come, 1031 00:44:18,655 --> 00:44:20,237 kick it and just vibe. 1032 00:44:20,337 --> 00:44:24,041 Mainly because y'all take up a lot of space in WeHo. 1033 00:44:24,141 --> 00:44:25,642 That Dinah Shore shit is not for us, 1034 00:44:25,742 --> 00:44:27,765 and I don't fuck with your music. 1035 00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:29,567 It's wack. 1036 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,730 What I wanted to do was sort of bring our worlds together. 1037 00:44:32,830 --> 00:44:36,654 So by allowing you to come into our space, 1038 00:44:36,754 --> 00:44:40,177 I assumed you'd be respectful of my house. 1039 00:44:40,277 --> 00:44:42,900 Uh, okay. I, um, I think you lost me. 1040 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,002 You tried to fuck my wife. 1041 00:44:45,443 --> 00:44:46,904 That was my reaction, too. 1042 00:44:48,406 --> 00:44:50,748 I had no idea she was your wife. 1043 00:44:50,848 --> 00:44:52,270 Truly, she said nothing. 1044 00:44:52,370 --> 00:44:54,993 She don't really have to say anything to you. 1045 00:44:55,093 --> 00:44:56,754 She can fuck whoever she wants. 1046 00:44:56,854 --> 00:44:58,676 I told you to behave yourself, 1047 00:44:58,776 --> 00:45:00,678 and now the bridge has been burned. 1048 00:45:00,778 --> 00:45:02,200 All right? I can't have you coming in here trying to 1049 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:03,561 colonize our game night. 1050 00:45:03,661 --> 00:45:04,883 You got to get the fuck out of here 1051 00:45:04,983 --> 00:45:06,484 - and never come back. - Okay, uh, 1052 00:45:06,584 --> 00:45:07,766 I'd just like the money that I just 1053 00:45:07,866 --> 00:45:08,847 passed off for the night. 1054 00:45:08,947 --> 00:45:10,168 10K is gone. 1055 00:45:10,268 --> 00:45:12,550 We just gonna call it reparations. 1056 00:45:14,513 --> 00:45:17,656 That's fair. Yeah. Okay. 1057 00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:19,418 - Let's go. - My apologies. 1058 00:45:19,518 --> 00:45:21,820 - I had no idea. - I'm sorry. 1059 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,262 - Yeah, I-I receive that. - Go. 1060 00:45:23,362 --> 00:45:24,543 All right, I'm going. 1061 00:45:24,643 --> 00:45:25,824 Sorry, Eddie. 1062 00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:27,386 God bless. 1063 00:45:27,486 --> 00:45:28,787 - You, too. - Mm-hmm. 1064 00:45:28,887 --> 00:45:31,910 - Shit. - Oh, my God. 1065 00:45:32,010 --> 00:45:34,353 Jesus Christ. Tess, I swear to God, 1066 00:45:34,453 --> 00:45:36,075 I had no idea that was her wife. 1067 00:45:36,175 --> 00:45:37,236 - I know. - I swear to you. 1068 00:45:37,336 --> 00:45:39,759 - Please trust me. - I know. I know. 1069 00:45:39,859 --> 00:45:42,441 Oh, my God, you should've seen your face though. 1070 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:43,723 What? Me? 1071 00:45:43,823 --> 00:45:45,204 - You should have seen your face! - No! 1072 00:45:45,304 --> 00:45:47,166 Don't put that on me. You're projecting. 1073 00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:04,984 Um... Hey, hey. 1074 00:46:05,084 --> 00:46:06,666 I-I have to tell you something. 1075 00:46:06,766 --> 00:46:08,908 Okay. 1076 00:46:11,291 --> 00:46:13,673 Um... 1077 00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:15,795 Alice offered me a promotion today. 1078 00:46:15,895 --> 00:46:18,318 That's great, baby! Congratulations! 1079 00:46:18,418 --> 00:46:20,761 I know. It's a lot of work though 1080 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:22,963 and a lot of responsibility, so... 1081 00:46:23,063 --> 00:46:25,525 I have... I have no doubt that you can handle it. 1082 00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:27,808 Yeah, but we want to start a family. 1083 00:46:27,908 --> 00:46:29,610 Yeah. 1084 00:46:29,710 --> 00:46:32,372 You're gonna look so cute pregnant. 1085 00:46:32,472 --> 00:46:34,655 Oh, God. Mm. 1086 00:46:36,276 --> 00:46:39,059 But I don't want to do both. 1087 00:46:39,159 --> 00:46:42,263 Okay. Well, then tell her, baby. 1088 00:46:42,363 --> 00:46:44,305 Thank her for believing in you, and tell her that right now 1089 00:46:44,405 --> 00:46:47,308 it just doesn't fit in with your plans. 1090 00:46:47,408 --> 00:46:49,410 With our plans. 1091 00:46:50,571 --> 00:46:52,626 I want to have babies with you. 1092 00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:56,117 You're gonna be the best mama ever. 1093 00:46:58,179 --> 00:46:59,801 Oh, my God. 1094 00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:01,482 I had the weirdest dream last night. 1095 00:47:01,582 --> 00:47:02,563 What? 1096 00:47:02,663 --> 00:47:04,285 - Say it. - I-I can't tell you. 1097 00:47:04,385 --> 00:47:06,127 - Stop it. What? Tell me. - Mm. 1098 00:47:06,227 --> 00:47:07,569 Wait, wait. 1099 00:47:07,669 --> 00:47:10,064 Was it a sex dream? 1100 00:47:10,792 --> 00:47:12,614 Tell me everything. Oh, my God. 1101 00:47:12,714 --> 00:47:14,376 I want every detail. 1102 00:47:14,476 --> 00:47:15,657 - About Bette Porter? - Oh... 1103 00:47:15,757 --> 00:47:17,779 - I know. I know. - Whoa. 1104 00:47:17,879 --> 00:47:20,582 I know, I know, I know. It-it... it's weird, but I... 1105 00:47:20,682 --> 00:47:22,384 I feel like it happened for a reason. 1106 00:47:22,484 --> 00:47:23,945 - Okay. - I think it was, like, 1107 00:47:24,045 --> 00:47:26,748 my subconscious trying to tell me to tell you 1108 00:47:26,848 --> 00:47:30,953 that-that I had a crush on her when I worked for her. 1109 00:47:31,053 --> 00:47:34,877 And even though it doesn't mean anything, 1110 00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:37,399 I just thought you should know before we got married, you know? 1111 00:47:37,499 --> 00:47:40,162 Mm. Well... 1112 00:47:40,262 --> 00:47:41,924 Ooh. 1113 00:47:42,024 --> 00:47:44,326 I mean, is... 1114 00:47:44,426 --> 00:47:46,328 is that all? Just a crush? 1115 00:47:46,428 --> 00:47:48,250 Of course. Oh, God, no. 1116 00:47:48,350 --> 00:47:50,172 Nothing happened. 1117 00:47:50,272 --> 00:47:53,335 - I would never do that to you. - Yeah. 1118 00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:54,777 Cheating is, like, deal-breaker shit. 1119 00:47:54,877 --> 00:47:56,739 No, no. I would never. That'd be it. 1120 00:47:56,839 --> 00:47:58,261 - Right. - Like, we'd be done. 1121 00:47:58,361 --> 00:47:59,602 Like, there's no coming back from that. 1122 00:47:59,682 --> 00:48:01,984 No, I hear, I hear, hey, I hear you. 1123 00:48:02,084 --> 00:48:03,586 - Yeah? - Loud and clear. 1124 00:48:13,496 --> 00:48:16,359 I love you. You know that? 1125 00:48:22,145 --> 00:48:24,147 I love you. 1126 00:48:26,990 --> 00:48:28,992 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1127 00:48:33,957 --> 00:48:35,218 Yes, baby. 1128 00:48:35,318 --> 00:48:37,221 I'll let you unbutton. 1129 00:48:37,321 --> 00:48:39,223 It just doesn't work. Come here. 1130 00:49:02,346 --> 00:49:03,888 You're so beautiful. 1131 00:50:07,653 --> 00:50:09,275 It was a total disaster. 1132 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:11,798 Until Tina and Carrie showed up. 1133 00:50:11,898 --> 00:50:13,399 No. 1134 00:50:13,499 --> 00:50:15,201 Oh, God, what did Gigi do? 1135 00:50:15,301 --> 00:50:17,203 Um... 1136 00:50:17,303 --> 00:50:19,766 she was, she was great, actually. 1137 00:50:19,866 --> 00:50:21,608 Oh, I bet she was. Yeah, she's great in crisis. 1138 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:22,969 - Yeah. - Sure thing. 1139 00:50:23,069 --> 00:50:24,931 - Um, hey... - I'm just gonna... 1140 00:50:25,031 --> 00:50:27,934 No, wait, Bette, hol... Did you, did you guys hook up? 1141 00:50:28,034 --> 00:50:30,096 - Stop it. - Yeah, wait, what happened? 1142 00:50:30,196 --> 00:50:31,418 - Yeah, like, like, anything? - Nothing. 1143 00:50:31,518 --> 00:50:32,939 Kissing or... 1144 00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:35,782 - We want details. - ...fingering or anything? 1145 00:50:35,882 --> 00:50:37,864 Okay. We kissed. 1146 00:50:39,446 --> 00:50:41,788 - What? - Yes, it was... 1147 00:50:41,888 --> 00:50:44,311 Okay, awkward, right? Kind of awkward, you guys? 1148 00:50:44,411 --> 00:50:46,593 You were the one who introduced us. 1149 00:50:46,693 --> 00:50:48,235 I know, but you know. 1150 00:50:48,335 --> 00:50:49,997 Now we share something in common. 1151 00:50:50,097 --> 00:50:51,879 It's just... Yeah, um... 1152 00:50:51,979 --> 00:50:53,841 - Um, we really do. - Did you want to... 1153 00:50:53,941 --> 00:50:55,642 - I got to... I'll be right back. - Do you want to sign it? 1154 00:50:55,742 --> 00:50:57,284 Oh. 1155 00:50:57,384 --> 00:50:59,046 God, I never know what to write in these things. 1156 00:51:01,388 --> 00:51:02,650 - You okay? - Huh? 1157 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,812 Yeah, I got to take care of a thing. 1158 00:51:04,912 --> 00:51:07,294 So, have you heard from Eddie? 1159 00:51:07,394 --> 00:51:09,937 She is not exactly answering my calls. 1160 00:51:10,037 --> 00:51:11,699 Are you serious? 1161 00:51:11,799 --> 00:51:13,055 Yeah. 1162 00:51:13,641 --> 00:51:16,086 Oh, Tess, I'm sorry. I... 1163 00:51:16,404 --> 00:51:18,906 I know you loved working there. I really am sorry. 1164 00:51:19,006 --> 00:51:21,589 Something like that. Yeah. 1165 00:51:21,689 --> 00:51:23,086 Tell me. 1166 00:51:24,132 --> 00:51:27,475 I didn't love it, I needed it. There's a difference. 1167 00:51:27,650 --> 00:51:28,631 Hi. 1168 00:51:28,656 --> 00:51:31,399 Well, let me make it up to you. 1169 00:51:31,499 --> 00:51:34,102 It's okay. You don't owe me anything. 1170 00:51:36,905 --> 00:51:38,907 So what's going on with you two? 1171 00:51:41,189 --> 00:51:42,811 - Hi. How you doing? - Hey. 1172 00:51:42,911 --> 00:51:44,052 - Good. - Let's go. 1173 00:51:44,152 --> 00:51:45,414 All right. Okay. 1174 00:51:45,514 --> 00:51:46,775 You want to be quiet about it. I get it. 1175 00:51:46,875 --> 00:51:49,057 - Are you coming? - Mm-hmm. 1176 00:51:49,157 --> 00:51:51,319 Thank you for inviting me. 1177 00:51:54,202 --> 00:51:56,185 - Hey. - Hey. 1178 00:51:56,285 --> 00:51:58,627 Hi. I got your text message. Is everything okay? 1179 00:51:58,727 --> 00:52:01,470 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, everything's great. 1180 00:52:01,570 --> 00:52:03,632 Oh, you look incredible, by the way. 1181 00:52:03,732 --> 00:52:05,154 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1182 00:52:05,254 --> 00:52:07,636 - And, uh, I didn't tell her. - Oh, God. Okay. 1183 00:52:07,736 --> 00:52:09,558 - Thank God. Yeah. - And you'll never tell 1184 00:52:09,658 --> 00:52:11,560 - a soul, right? - No. Never. 1185 00:52:11,660 --> 00:52:13,642 Never. No. 1186 00:52:13,742 --> 00:52:17,206 And I think that I can't accept your job offer. 1187 00:52:17,306 --> 00:52:21,751 We just, we, um, we want to start a family. 1188 00:52:23,312 --> 00:52:24,414 Okay. 1189 00:52:24,514 --> 00:52:27,276 Yeah, I mean, I get it. Sure. 1190 00:52:28,878 --> 00:52:30,099 Yeah. 1191 00:52:30,199 --> 00:52:31,901 Are you okay? 1192 00:52:32,001 --> 00:52:32,902 Yeah. 1193 00:52:33,002 --> 00:52:34,944 Um, thank you. 1194 00:52:35,044 --> 00:52:36,986 - Yeah. - I'll, uh, 1195 00:52:37,086 --> 00:52:39,189 I'll see you down there. 1196 00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:40,390 Okay. 1197 00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:42,232 - Yeah. - All right. 1198 00:52:58,268 --> 00:52:59,329 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 1199 00:52:59,429 --> 00:53:00,811 So, where are we sitting? 1200 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:02,092 Uh, I saved you a seat right here. 1201 00:53:02,192 --> 00:53:03,734 - Oh, where's Nat? - Right behind you. 1202 00:53:05,315 --> 00:53:08,619 Oh. Who is she talking to? Who is that? 1203 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,101 - Uh, probably a caterer. - Oh. 1204 00:53:11,201 --> 00:53:13,784 She always zeros in on a freshly passed app, so... 1205 00:53:13,884 --> 00:53:16,607 Well, those must be some pretty good apps, then. 1206 00:53:17,608 --> 00:53:18,949 - Really? - Well, I mean, just seems 1207 00:53:19,049 --> 00:53:20,151 like they're hitting it off, that's all. 1208 00:53:20,251 --> 00:53:21,401 Oh. 1209 00:53:23,454 --> 00:53:24,835 Okay. Shane, will you hold these? 1210 00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:26,317 Yeah, can you grab me one of those snacks? 1211 00:53:26,417 --> 00:53:27,518 - On a plate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The snacks? 1212 00:53:27,618 --> 00:53:29,320 Okay. Excuse me. Sorry. 1213 00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:31,482 - Oh, my God... - Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse. 1214 00:53:31,582 --> 00:53:32,684 But we got through it. 1215 00:53:32,784 --> 00:53:33,885 - Hi. Hi. Hi. - Hi. 1216 00:53:33,985 --> 00:53:35,366 - Hi. - Hi. 1217 00:53:35,466 --> 00:53:37,729 Um, the wedding is about to start. So we should... 1218 00:53:37,829 --> 00:53:39,811 Okay, great. Um, Marissa, this is my girlfriend A... 1219 00:53:39,911 --> 00:53:41,973 - Do what? - Uh, I was just saying 1220 00:53:42,073 --> 00:53:44,335 that this is my girlfriend Alice, and this is Marissa. 1221 00:53:44,435 --> 00:53:45,937 - Love your show. - Oh. 1222 00:53:46,037 --> 00:53:47,459 Thank you so much. 1223 00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:49,701 Uh, Marissa was just telling me about her husband 1224 00:53:49,801 --> 00:53:52,304 and her girlfriend. 1225 00:53:52,404 --> 00:53:53,905 - Okay. - Yeah. 1226 00:53:54,005 --> 00:53:56,308 Yeah, we tried the whole throuple thing with her ex-wife. 1227 00:53:56,408 --> 00:53:57,829 - Nat was telling me. - Yeah, it was no good. 1228 00:53:57,929 --> 00:54:00,993 - There were moments. - It was, um... 1229 00:54:01,093 --> 00:54:03,075 - Yeah, highs and lows. - I would say 1230 00:54:03,175 --> 00:54:04,636 it wasn't that great. 1231 00:54:04,736 --> 00:54:06,398 It didn't end well. It ended poorly. 1232 00:54:06,498 --> 00:54:08,400 - It was nice meeting you. - Oh, yeah, nice meeting you. 1233 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,742 - Really nice meeting you. - So, oh, yeah. 1234 00:54:12,825 --> 00:54:14,246 - She's nice. - At this time... 1235 00:54:14,346 --> 00:54:16,168 - Yeah. - ...we'd like to ask all guests 1236 00:54:16,268 --> 00:54:18,270 to please be seated. 1237 00:54:21,433 --> 00:54:23,416 You know, she was actually 1238 00:54:23,516 --> 00:54:25,137 bringing up something kind of interesting. 1239 00:54:25,237 --> 00:54:26,979 Was she? 1240 00:54:27,079 --> 00:54:28,781 - We can talk about it later. - Yeah. 1241 00:54:28,881 --> 00:54:30,663 Okay. 1242 00:56:20,676 --> 00:56:22,678 Wow. 1243 00:56:23,198 --> 00:56:26,081 You look so beautiful. 1244 00:56:28,884 --> 00:56:32,027 Just breathe. 1245 00:56:32,127 --> 00:56:34,070 We're getting married. 1246 00:56:37,653 --> 00:56:39,956 Thank you all for joining us as we celebrate... 1247 00:56:40,056 --> 00:56:41,757 I love you so much. 1248 00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:44,560 - ...Dani and Sophie. - You know that, right? 1249 00:56:44,660 --> 00:56:47,163 When I look around at the love that... 1250 00:56:47,263 --> 00:56:49,085 Hello? 1251 00:56:53,589 --> 00:56:54,891 Uh... 1252 00:56:57,994 --> 00:56:59,736 - I might need a ride home. - Wait, what? 1253 00:56:59,836 --> 00:57:01,878 What do you think you're doing? 1254 00:57:07,964 --> 00:57:09,506 - Sorry. - What is she doing? 1255 00:57:09,606 --> 00:57:12,769 - Hi. - I think I might know. 1256 00:57:15,092 --> 00:57:17,094 I, uh... 1257 00:57:18,175 --> 00:57:21,038 Oh, boy. I... 1258 00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:22,745 I love you. 1259 00:57:24,982 --> 00:57:26,323 I think I've always loved you, 1260 00:57:26,423 --> 00:57:28,165 and I just didn't want you to get married 1261 00:57:28,265 --> 00:57:30,267 without all that information. 1262 00:57:31,428 --> 00:57:33,010 And if you don't feel the same way, 1263 00:57:33,110 --> 00:57:35,773 I'll leave right now and, you know... 1264 00:57:35,873 --> 00:57:38,796 this will be a great story to tell or something. But, um... 1265 00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:42,800 I do love you. So... 1266 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,964 I'm pretty sure you love me, too. 1267 00:57:48,074 --> 00:57:49,576 Sophie, what's going on? 1268 00:57:52,850 --> 00:57:54,632 Sophie, what is she talking about? 1269 00:57:56,894 --> 00:57:58,076 I... 1270 00:57:58,144 --> 00:58:03,144 www.subtitulamos.tv 90538