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[birds chirping]
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[soft music playing]
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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-Morning, Coach. -Morning, Coach.
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You wanna grab some breakfast?
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Nah, I just had one piece of cereal and I'm pretty stuffed.
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Could go for coffee though.
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Yeah.
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[sighs] You know what today feels like?
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-First day of school. -First day of school. That's right. Whoo!
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That's close.
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-What about you, Coach? How you feeling? -A little nervous.
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Well, heck, yeah. No such thing as "last-day jitters."
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-[horn honks] -Whoa.
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Gotta look right, Coach.
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Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday.
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[busker] ♪ So blues ♪
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-♪ I can tell you ♪ -Check out my man here.
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-♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪ -[children shouting, laughing]
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[boy] A girl's not gettin' by me.
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[children shouting, laughing]
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Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs, huh?
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-We gotta go, Coach. -Yeah.
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-[knocks] -Knock-a-doodle-do.
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-Ah. Good morning, Coach Lasso. -Hey, look at us.
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Couple of worm-addicted early birds, am I right?
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Well, I'm glad I caught ya. I brought you a little something.
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-Oh. -Yeah. Cookies. [chuckles]
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Or as y'all call 'em here, biscuits, right?
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Though, I do not recommend you smother these in gravy.
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Oh. Ted, I don't-- I don't really--
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Oh, come on now. Take a lookie there.
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-Oh, those do look good. -Right?
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Go ahead, take a nibble.
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That's it. Away you go.
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-Fuck me. -Hmm.
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Where did you get these?
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I'm glad you like 'em.
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You know what? I'll start bringing these to ya every morning.
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Call it "Biscuits with the Boss."
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That really isn't necessary.
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Okay, well, mark this down as the first time we disagree then.
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Actually, no, second time. Uh, tea is horrible.
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Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that.
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Anyhoo, you know, we can't really be, uh, good partners
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-unless we get to know each other, right? -Ted--
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We're gonna start simple. Real easy, real easy one.
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We're gonna do, uh, first concert, best concert.
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You go ahead and go first. Go. Right off the bat. Come on.
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Uh, the Spice Girls. And, uh, the Spice Girls.
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Same answer for both? I love that. My turn. First concert.
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[stammers] I mean, come on. It was "The Gambler" himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers.
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-Okay, I'm sorry-- -[sings "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers]
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Ted--
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Coach Lasso.
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[continues singing]
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Stop. Ted, I'm sorry.
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"Biscuits with the Boss" is not something that I have time for this morning.
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Or ever.
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-I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear. -There we go.
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Okay.
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You're gonna show up tomorrow with biscuits, aren't you?
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[chuckling] Oh, come on now. I would not bet on that.
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I mean, unless you wanna win a buttload of money. [chuckles]
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High five, tree. Whoo!
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[theme music plays]
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[players chattering]
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[sniffs]
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Remember what you said to me our first day coaching at Wichita State?
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Lose the ponytail?
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Relax. They're just kids.
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[Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids.
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Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats.
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-Boots. -Hm?
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They call cleats "boots."
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I thought you said that the trunk of a car was a boot.
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Also a boot.
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Hold on now. If I were to get fired from my job
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where I'm puttin' cleats in the trunk of my car--
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You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot.
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[chuckles] I love that.
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[whistle blows]
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All right, gentlemen. Let's go ahead and do a little seven on seven.
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We're gonna call this drill "The Exorcist"
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'cause it's all about controlling possession.
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[Coach Beard] All right, let's go!
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[Sam grunts]
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Ah... Fuck!
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[Jamie] Whoo!
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Someone get some flowers, 'cause this spot here is where Sam died.
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[players laughing]
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It's very sad.
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Oi. Walk away, you little prick.
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All right, granddad. Keep your wig on. [laughs]
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-Thanks, Roy. -Yeah, you're good.
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[Ted] Hey, Sam, come here a sec.
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[panting] Coach, I'm-- I'm sorry.
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You know what the happiest animal on earth is?
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It's a goldfish.
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You know why?
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-No. -Got a ten-second memory.
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Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah?
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Yeah, you got it. Go ahead.
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[whistle blows]
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-Hey, Nate. -Who, me?
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Yeah. Until we get another Nate here,
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I just need you to assume you're my default Nate, okay?
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Come on, question for ya. What's the buzz on Sam here?
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Seems a little down in the dumps.
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Yeah, he's been, uh, underachieving since he got here from Nigeria, so...
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, first time away from home is never easy.
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We're gonna have to do something to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man.
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[both laugh]
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You still laughing at stuff you don't think is funny, huh?
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I'm not always sure what's a joke and what isn't.
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Yeah, it's tough to tell these days, isn't it?
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[players on laptop] Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
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Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
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[Rebecca] Higgins.
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-Ted Lasso was in my office. -Hm.
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Blah, blah, blah. "What's the first concert you ever saw?"
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-Boy George. -[sighs] Not you, you garden gnome.
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He wants us to get together every morning
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to get to know me and hear what I've got to say.
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The nerve!
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[sighs] I mean, the man's just relentless and nice.
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Everywhere he's been, his players seem to love him.
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It's the one thing that could just muck this up.
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Hello, boys.
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Up top. [chuckles, groans]
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-[Sam] Hello, Miss Welton. -[Roy] Hello, Miss Welton.
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Higgins, do you know which of the players has the most sway in the locker room?
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Uh, no.
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So helpful. Then solve me this different mystery.
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Find out where Lasso got those biscuits.
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Watch out, biscuits! Higgins is on the case. [chuckles]
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[players chattering]
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All right, fellas. Excuse me.
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Listen up!
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[chattering stops]
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Whoa. Thank you, Coach.
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Now, we got Crystal Palace coming here on Saturday.
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Anything we need to know, Coach?
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-Lot of speed on the outside. -Okay. Anything else?
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Lot of speed.
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Okay, you heard the man.
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Uh, y'all whipped 'em up pretty good earlier this year,
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so me and Coach ain't gonna mess with the game plan.
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But-- but-- but-- but-- but-- but--
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we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room.
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And if the Internet has taught us anything,
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it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously.
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Right? So I asked Nate here to make us a good old-fashioned suggestion box.
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The-- Hey, look at that.
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Yeah, did it with my niece. She loves crafts, so--
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Uh-huh. Yeah. I love glimpses into your personal life.
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This is lovely.
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So, if anything's got y'all hot and bothered,
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just go ahead and drop us a note.
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You could have issue with, uh, the color of the towels
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or, heck, the food in the vending machine.
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Sound good?
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Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow.
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Oi. We're middle of the table, we've lost three of four,
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and you wanna know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough?
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Are they?
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Jesus Christ.
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Uh, they are not.
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Oh. [clears throat]
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[footsteps approaching]
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[sighs] That's a long time to wait, Ted.
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Well, I respect you didn't hurry.
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So, how was your first official day?
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I'm not entirely sure
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what y'all's smallest unit of measurement is over here,
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but that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles]
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-And yet, you seem undeterred. -Mm.
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[car engine revs]
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[tires screeching]
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Solid entrance.
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[upbeat music playing on car radio]
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What would you rather be, a lion or a panda?
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-[car door closes] -I don't have time for this.
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Okay.
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-Ted? -Gotta go panda.
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Are you mad? Pandas are fat and lazy and have piss-stained fur.
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Lions are powerful and majestic and rule the jungle.
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Try telling that to an elephant. Ooh, can I be an elephant?
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Mm-mmm. Lion or panda.
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-Panda. -[Rebecca] Lion!
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-What's black and white and red all over? -I don't know. What?
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A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion.
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All right.
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That Rebecca is an intimidating, very tall woman.
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I mean, the minute she locked eyes with me, I, like, started sweating.
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Oh, no. She got some fences, all right, but you just gotta hop over 'em.
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-Hi, babe. -[Jamie] Mm.
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Here. Keys.
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Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be? A lion or a panda?
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-Coach, I'm me. -Mm-hmm.
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Why would I wanna be anything else?
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I'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.
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Hm. Cheers. [clicks tongue]
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Night Court.
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Wow.
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-He's a lion. -Definitely lion.
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You know pandas eat their weight in bamboo? My little boy told me that.
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-No! -What are you talking about?
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Pandas are capable of it.
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I don't know how often they actually do that.
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[Coach Beard] Sam's down in every stat since Nigeria.
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Maybe the Premiership's too much for him.
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No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all.
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-He turns 20 on Saturday. -There we go. A birthday.
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We'll do something special for him.
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Nudge that ship in the right direction, yeah?
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Hey.
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[rattles]
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-Mm. -[laughs]
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Let's see what we got here.
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-"Wanker." -Hmm.
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Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker."
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"I hope you choke on a Big Mac."
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-Good thing these are anonymous. -No, Roy signed that one.
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-Roy. -Oh, here's a good one.
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"Shower pressure is rubbish." Make a note of that.
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Uh, "Wanker." Yep.
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Oh, I'm not gonna say that word out loud.
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Um, another "wanker."
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You don't wanna let them call you a wanker, Ted. It's bad.
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[stammers] What's a wanker?
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I'm a visual learner, so that's very helpful. Thank you.
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Mm. My pleasure.
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[Ted] Okay, I got one.
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Uh, what if I joined forces with a swashbuckling cat...
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Uh-huh.
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...to play tiny guitars for women of the night
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as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work?
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You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots,
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playing lutes for prostitutes, reading Roots.
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No, The Autobiography of Malcolm X. I gotcha.
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[Coach Beard] All right.
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Here we go. Hey, hold my beer.
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All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa!
246
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-[girl laughing] -Are you kidding me?
247
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You see that?
248
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,029
She spun you around like the Tasmanian Devil.
249
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,239
Yeah, she did. Except without all that annoying...
250
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,779
[imitates Tasmanian Devil babble]
251
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,115
Wrong again.
252
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,706
[spits] Why is this so hard for you, Higgins?
253
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[Ted] What time is it?
254
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,170
It's "Biscuits with the Boss" time! [grunts]
255
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,883
-Wha-- And Higgins! Hey. [chuckles] -[Higgins chuckles]
256
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,054
Three's a crowd.
257
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,682
Hey, that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of, buddy.
258
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[gags]
259
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,009
Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow.
260
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Let's tie up some loose ends from yesterday.
261
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,516
First concert, Kenny Rogers, right?
262
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,730
Best concert, we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995.
263
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,101
You're gonna love this story.
264
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:11,018
Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial over here?
265
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:14,436
Ted, please. I can't just have you waltzing in here whenever you wish.
266
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,986
What if I soft-shoe in, huh? Little something like that.
267
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,530
Or-- or I can moonwalk in.
268
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,284
Huh? Despite recent headlines, it's still a fun dance move to do.
269
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,076
-Ted, Ted. -You gotta see the way I see it, okay?
270
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,711
Everybody in this building, part of the team. Part of AFC Richmond.
271
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,248
Team's gotta bond. All right?
272
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,132
I mean, heck, Higgins and I are having lunch today.
273
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,379
Oh, yes. We're having salads in my office.
274
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,801
[Ted] All right, catch you later, boss.
275
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,629
Higgins, see you at lunch, huh?
276
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Caesar you later.
277
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[Higgins grunts]
278
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Yes. Yes.
279
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,143
[Higgins sighs]
280
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He's intolerable.
281
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[water sputters]
282
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,020
[Ted] Boy. That is bad.
283
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,404
Somebody ought to check this thing's prostate.
284
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:54,896
Jeez.
285
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,743
[players chattering]
286
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,068
[Ted] Yeah.
287
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,073
Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick.
288
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,985
Higgins wants to talk to you.
289
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,494
Let's go. Move it, move it.
290
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,873
Yep, yep. He's gone, he's gone.
291
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,535
Shut the door, shut the door. Hey. Yo, hey, guys. Listen up, listen up.
292
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,424
Okay, Sam's birthday is on Saturday.
293
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,921
So I was thinking we'd all chip in and get him something nice.
294
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,343
Nice gift or something. Right?
295
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,511
So, Nate's gonna be coming around with yet another impressive box.
296
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,431
Look at this, wow! It's got a face!
297
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,970
-Uh, he has a face. -Sorry, it-- Uh, he. He.
298
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,144
-You put the money in his mouth. -Okay, you hear that, y'all?
299
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,563
You put the money in his mouth. Got it? Okay, good.
300
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,813
Go get 'em, Nate.
301
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,562
Okay? Help him out.
302
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,936
All right. Lovely. Thanks, Colin.
303
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,739
Uh...
304
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,776
You put the, uh, the money in his mouth.
305
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,327
[Jamie] Yummy for you. Mm.
306
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,287
It's spearmint. Make the money smell nice.
307
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,633
Thank you, Jamie. That's incredibly thoughtful.
308
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,589
[Colin chuckles]
309
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,963
Hey, Jamie-- Jamie-- Jamie. Real quick.
310
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,376
Uh, just wanna have a chat. Did you put gum in the box there?
311
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,386
-Uh, yeah. Yeah. -Now, why'd you go and do that?
312
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,548
-Uh, sorry, Coach. -Nate's just trying to help us out here.
313
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,137
-He's part of the team, right? -Yeah, right, Coach. Yeah, yeah.
314
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,893
And I see this team like a band.
315
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:10,975
I love that.
316
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,309
-And if we were the Rolling Stones... -Mm-hmm.
317
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,855
...I'd be Mick Jagger, 'cause I'm the front man.
318
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,149
-Sure. -I got the moves.
319
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,232
Got a tiny waist, yeah. The whole bit. I get it.
320
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,698
And Roy would be Keith Richards,
321
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,068
'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet.
322
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,566
What the fuck are you saying?
323
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,327
Roy, mate, if you're gonna go to the shower,
324
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,539
you should take your sweater off first, pal.
325
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,155
[Jamie laughing]
326
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,046
I'm just taking the piss, mate. Yeah.
327
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,878
I'll be better. Promise.
328
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,883
Glad to hear it. Yeah.
329
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,392
[players laughing]
330
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:48,848
[reporters clamoring]
331
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,141
Marcus, what you got?
332
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,644
How are you feeling about taking on Crystal Palace this weekend?
333
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,936
A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile if you ask me.
334
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,105
-[reporter] Coach. -[reporter 2] Coach!
335
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,396
-[Ted] Yeah, right there. -Trent Crimm, The Independent.
336
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,025
Oh, I remember, Trent.
337
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,281
I'm just curious. Could you explain the offside rule?
338
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,084
Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did
339
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,250
back in 1964 when they defined pornography.
340
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,500
It ain't easy to explain, but you know it when you see it.
341
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,172
-[reporters laugh] -[reporter 3] Coach. Coach.
342
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,841
-Yeah, this gentleman right here. -Ernie Lounds, The Sun.
343
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,920
-[reporters groan] -Thank you.
344
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,915
Uh, this question's for Miss Mannion.
345
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,217
-It's "Welton." -Of course. My apologies.
346
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,722
Any thoughts on the newest Rupert girl?
347
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,639
Uh, well, Rupert and I are no longer together, so, uh...
348
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:37,478
He may consort with whatever model-actress, actress-model he pleases.
349
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,563
[reporters chuckling]
350
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:42,027
No, the girl who came forward today is another one who was with Rupert
351
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,109
while you were married.
352
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,696
I mean, she says it started five years ago.
353
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,330
And they kept it going until, well, still.
354
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,448
[camera shutter clicking]
355
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,115
Oh. [chuckles]
356
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,249
And all this time I thought men couldn't multitask.
357
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,625
[reporters laugh]
358
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,012
-[reporters clamoring] -I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
359
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,469
Thank you so much.
360
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,299
[reporters] Coach! Coach!
361
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,773
-[knocks] -Hey. How are you?
362
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,901
-[Rebecca sighs] -Just wanna make sure you're doing okay.
363
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,558
You know, that was pretty rough back there.
364
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,816
I expect nothing less from the press.
365
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:22,899
Yeah.
366
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:27,355
Sorry, did you need somebody to post that? Because that person's not me.
367
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,486
[chuckles] No, come on. This is a care package from my little boy.
368
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:32,485
Oh.
369
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:35,326
Maybe something in here can help cheer you up, yeah?
370
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,372
-Got a, uh, small battalion of army men. -[sighs]
371
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:39,747
Says here on the card that
372
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,543
I'm supposed to set 'em up in my apartment to help keep me safe.
373
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:43,878
-[chuckles] -Uh, oh!
374
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,222
[trumpets]
375
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,878
-Homemade kazoo. -Excellent.
376
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,466
Only got one of those though, so you can't have that.
377
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,972
Oh! Oh, hey now.
378
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,814
Look at that right there.
379
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,769
You know, this right here is some of the best barbecue sauce in Kansas City,
380
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,691
which makes it some of the best barbecue sauce in the world.
381
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,767
Ooh, yes!
382
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,607
You got some kind of food or something that can teleport you back home,
383
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,823
make you feel warm and fuzzy?
384
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,656
-No. -Mm-hmm.
385
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,332
-Will that be all, Ted? -No.
386
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:19,040
No, actually, the whole reason I'm here is 'cause I'm having a little trouble
387
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,292
figuring out Jamie Tartt's operating instructions,
388
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,955
and I, you know-- I was just seeing if you happened to have any advice.
389
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,674
Oh, sorry, I'm afraid--
390
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,296
[Ted] Ooh.
391
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,721
Your eyes just lit up. You got an idea. What is it? Go on.
392
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,930
I was just gonna say you should go and talk to Keeley.
393
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,350
I mean, you two have an obvious rapport. If anyone knows Jamie, it's her.
394
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,140
-See, that's why you're the boss, right? -Mm.
395
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,894
[chuckles] That's good. Hey, tell you what I'm gonna do though.
396
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:43,057
I'm gonna give you one of these stinkers. Let's see. Let's get you a good one.
397
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,066
Okay, this right here is gonna be your first line of defense,
398
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,859
in case that little turkey Ernie Lounds comes back around, huh?
399
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,614
How about that? We'll aim him right at the door there for you.
400
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,204
All right, thanks, boss. I appreciate you.
401
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,871
[upbeat music playing]
402
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:01,003
[photographer] Yes! You look beautiful. Just-- just pet the lion.
403
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,418
Exactly!
404
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,630
I love it. Give me a growl, yeah.
405
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,251
[roars]
406
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,797
Sexy, yeah.
407
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:12,341
Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, all right.
408
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,886
Let's set up for the next shot.
409
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,639
-Hi. -Hey, how you doing?
410
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,261
Yeah, I'm all right. How are you?
411
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,847
Yeah, not bad. So, you went with the lion, huh?
412
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,443
-Yeah. -I'm a little hurt, but it looks cool.
413
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,189
[laughing] I look insane.
414
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,147
But I do think it's a better look than the panda.
415
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:30,491
Oh, yeah.
416
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,779
[both chuckle]
417
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,162
-Fuck, I'm famished. -Yeah?
418
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,738
Most lions are.
419
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,333
-Oh, look. Let's get some food. -Okay.
420
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,078
-You hungry? -Yeah, is it free?
421
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,080
Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah?
422
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,332
Yeah. I'm getting paid a shit ton
423
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,873
to get dressed up like an animal and sell caffeinated vodka.
424
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,577
But I do get to go home with the paws.
425
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,707
Well, there's the perks right there. Yeah.
426
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,964
-Can I have a bite? Mm. -Yeah. There you go.
427
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:52,927
-[muffled] Thank you. Mm. -[grunts] Careful. You're welcome.
428
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,838
I know that you didn't just pop down to feed me.
429
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,005
No, you're right. Uh, I wanted to ask you about Jamie.
430
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,847
-Mm. -Yeah.
431
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,729
What would you say motivates him?
432
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:05,940
Blow jobs.
433
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,438
Mm.
434
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,403
Is there a second option?
435
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,283
[both chuckle]
436
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,860
Go on, give us another bite.
437
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,070
Hey. There you are.
438
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,082
Now, look, I know the kid's gonna be a star.
439
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,084
I was kinda hoping he'd, you know, warm up
440
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,661
to the team building I'm trying to do here. That's all.
441
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,627
Actually, he responds well to positive reinforcement.
442
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,498
-That's my wheelhouse. -There you go, then.
443
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,125
Okay. Bite.
444
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,382
-[laughs] -Mm.
445
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,094
-Go on, give us one more bite. -Here you go.
446
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,134
Yeah.
447
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,296
-That was a big one. -Well, yep.
448
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,677
Oop, you got some ketchup there.
449
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,523
Looks like you devoured an antelope.
450
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,888
-Help me. -Just be careful. Hold on.
451
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,475
[Keeley] Yeah, I feel that. There's a lot of it.
452
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,440
[Ted] Yeah, it's a lot and I'm just--
453
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,479
[crowd] Richmond! Richmond!
454
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:52,324
[commentator] We are moments away from Crystal Palace facing AFC Richmond
455
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,571
and their new manager, Ted Lasso.
456
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:59,493
While on the pitch, all eyes will surely be on young phenom, Jamie Tartt.
457
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,785
All right, fellas, here we go. Here we go.
458
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,329
Uh, Coach, you got any last words?
459
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:06,422
-Speed on the outside. -Speed on the outside. You heard the man.
460
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,458
That's all we got for you, except for one thing.
461
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,092
And that's Happy Birthday, Sam!
462
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,670
[players cheering, whistling]
463
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,679
Eh, Babatunde's the best. [laughs]
464
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,890
-Hey. [laughs] -Hey, enjoy.
465
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,397
Hey, man, you guys got me Chin Chin.
466
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,859
Wow, this is all I used to eat growing up. [laughs]
467
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,941
We know you haven't been home in a while, so we thought we'd bring some home to you.
468
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,698
You guys, man.
469
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:38,859
[speaking Yoruba]
470
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,532
[speaking Yoruba]
471
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,292
-Hey. Happy Birthday, Sam. -Thank you, Coach.
472
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,166
We got a few things in there for you.
473
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,803
Coach, what's-- what's this?
474
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,384
[chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me a whole bunch of these.
475
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,177
You know, help keep me safe while I'm away.
476
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,890
I miss him, you know.
477
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,310
My dad used to-- always used to pinch my earlobes for good luck.
478
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,807
Give me a fucking break.
479
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:15,525
Sorry, Coach.
480
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,200
Um, Coach, is it-- is it okay if I don't keep this?
481
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,819
I don't really have the same fondness for the American military that you do.
482
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,908
Oh, sure. Right.
483
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,703
-Imperialism. Right. Yeah. -Imperialism.
484
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,407
Thank you, Coach. Thank you.
485
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:29,407
[Ted] All right, fellas.
486
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:32,708
Let's get out there and show Crystal Palace whose house this is, right?
487
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,673
[cheering]
488
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,712
[commentator] West meets South again.
489
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:40,177
It's Derby Day in London, and the atmosphere is electric.
490
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:43,349
With a new owner in the boardroom and a new manager in the dugout,
491
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:47,268
will it be a new dawn for the perennial underdog, AFC Richmond?
492
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,731
Welcome to what the home fans call the "Dogtrack."
493
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:55,361
It's Nelson Road Stadium, for AFC Richmond against Crystal Palace.
494
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,280
I'm Arlo White and this is Chris Powell.
495
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,030
[Chris] And it's great to be here, Arlo.
496
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,244
-You ready? -Your fly is down.
497
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,618
Oh. Thank you.
498
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,700
All right, shall we?
499
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,750
[Arlo] Chris, did you ever play under an American manager?
500
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:12,329
Never did, Arlo. Wouldn't have minded it. I do speak the language.
501
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,344
[crowd chanting] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
502
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:20,550
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
503
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,512
Wanker! Wanker!
504
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,310
[Arlo] To the fans at home, we do apologize for the fruity language.
505
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,139
Wanker! Wanker!
506
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,305
[Arlo] It was a risky hire by new owner, Rebecca Welton.
507
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,654
Does she know something we don't?
508
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,060
Wanker! Wanker!
509
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,278
Oi! Give him a chance.
510
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,688
[fans groan]
511
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,067
Wanker!
512
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,074
We got 90 minutes to prove 'em wrong, yeah?
513
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:45,781
Let's give it a shot.
514
00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,446
[Arlo] Here we go.
515
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,374
[whistle blows]
516
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,206
[Arlo] And there you go.
517
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:54,288
It's an inauspicious start to the Ted Lasso era.
518
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,964
[fans shouting]
519
00:22:56,668 --> 00:23:01,758
Richmond looked disjointed, uninspired, and, you have to say, joyless.
520
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,430
Palace win and Richmond lose 4-1.
521
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,890
The only bright spot being the defensive play of Sam Obisanya.
522
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,221
Only bright spot?
523
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,811
Without me, it would've been 4-0, you miserable old pricks.
524
00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:15,853
And a meaningless consolation goal for Jamie Tartt in injury time.
525
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,228
Thank you!
526
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,977
Jamie. Real quick.
527
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,527
[Arlo] Regarding Jamie Tartt,
528
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,610
it was an insignificant goal by the Manchester City loanee,
529
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,066
but he celebrated like he'd just won the World Cup.
530
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,290
I haven't known you that long, but...
531
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:36,213
I can honestly say you are the best athlete I have ever coached.
532
00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:40,047
Wow. Um...
533
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,796
Yeah. I mean, I-- I work hard, yeah.
534
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:43,881
I see it.
535
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,968
You are truly great at everything you do out there.
536
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,183
[clicks tongue] Except for one thing.
537
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:50,353
My left foot cross?
538
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:54,640
No. Jamie, I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million,
539
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,107
that sometimes you forget that out there, you're just one of eleven.
540
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:04,237
And if you just figure out some way to turn that "me" into "us"...
541
00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:05,319
[whistles]
542
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,198
...the sky's the limit for you.
543
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:12,491
Was a heck of a goal out there, by the way.
544
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:14,542
-Thanks. -Mm-hmm.
545
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:22,128
[Arlo] Richmond fall to 13th place.
546
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,962
[Chris] I'm sure they won't be there very long.
547
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,467
[Arlo] Is that optimism, Chris?
548
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,969
[Chris] No. Actually, I'm wearing Obsession by Calvin Klein.
549
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,141
That was fucking embarrassing!
550
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,810
Oh, I-- I am equally livid.
551
00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:35,061
-[player] Blimey, mate. -[player 2] Jesus Christ.
552
00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:36,602
Oh, my God.
553
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:38,435
-[player 3] Didn't know he had it in him. -Good lad.
554
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,520
[upbeat music playing]
555
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,322
Oh, my God.
556
00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:55,002
Hey, come on now. [claps]
557
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,658
Hey, let's shake this one off, all right?
558
00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:59,077
Start getting better on Monday. Until then--
559
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:03,496
Hey, DJ Beard-o, why don't you, uh, help pick up the mood in here, all right?
560
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:04,877
-[hip-hop music playing on speakers] -Uh-oh.
561
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,383
Little Phife Dawg and Q-Tip comin' at you.
562
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:10,257
Come on now. Everybody get some cake.
563
00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:13,184
You know, it's Sam's birthday. Go ahead, get some sugar in your system.
564
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,263
Go on now.
565
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,023
-[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps]
566
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:29,027
I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat. [chuckles]
567
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,622
-Yeah. -Oh, thank you.
568
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:35,448
And hey, just so you know, we can play a lot better than we showed today.
569
00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:41,496
I know it would mean a lot to the guys if y'all just came down, joined in.
570
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,423
Let 'em know you're still in their corner.
571
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,008
That's all the arm twisting I'm gonna do though, okay?
572
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:48,548
[Rebecca chuckles]
573
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,507
Ted, you know what might convince me?
574
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,717
If you told me where you got these delicious biscuits.
575
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:59,805
Well, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to bring you more on Monday, would I?
576
00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:00,893
[chuckles]
577
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,610
All right. Hope to see y'all downstairs.
578
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,729
Mm! Oh, it's good cake.
579
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,398
Jamie! Trent Crimm, The Independent.
580
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:14,527
That was, uh, quite a beating today. How you taking the loss?
581
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:18,954
Look, it's not just me though, is it? We're a team. I'm just one of eleven.
582
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,750
-[man] Candy from a baby. -[Trent] Okay.
583
00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:22,832
[man 2] They were rubbish.
584
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:30,424
Fuck it. Yeah, I am taking it pretty hard, you know?
585
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,887
The rest of them, they're all in there eating cake.
586
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,138
-Seriously? -Yeah, seriously, mate.
587
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,640
The new gaffer's got music on in there. It's like a party. It's a joke.
588
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:42,733
[players cheering]
589
00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:46,152
[camera shutter clicks]
590
00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:59,788
[grunting]
591
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:03,500
Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure.
592
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,593
[Coach Beard] I hate losing.
593
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,128
[Ted] Bird by bird, Coach.
594
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,052
-Good night, Coach. -Night, Coach.
595
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,053
Uh-oh, here's trouble.
596
00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:17,005
-I saw the match. -Oh, yeah? What'd you think?
597
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:19,005
-You were rubbish. -[chuckles]
598
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,967
-Yeah, maybe so. -Yeah.
599
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,978
I did wanna get your advice on one thing.
600
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:26,475
Uh, what do you think-- Oh! Look at that! Got ya!
601
00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:28,573
-Yeah? All right, I underestimated you. -Yeah.
602
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,189
See, no one sees me coming. Come on, what you got? What you got?
603
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:33,606
That was quick. Okay, I'm gonna take my backpack off now.
604
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,775
We're gonna really do this.
605
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:37,033
-Let me stretch here a little bit. -[chuckling] All right. Yeah.
606
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,365
Here we go. Okay. All right, now you're in trouble.
607
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,791
[girl] Get your breath back.
608
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,116
[rock music playing]
609
00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:51,844
[phone buzzes]
610
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,342
[clears throat]
611
00:27:56,969 --> 00:27:58,139
What?
612
00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,390
I just sent you the pictures.
613
00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:00,681
[phone chimes]
614
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:05,559
That's exactly what I wanted.
615
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:10,815
The star player's girlfriend and the new manager.
616
00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,074
Are you sure you want to do this?
617
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,492
The press will eat them alive.
618
00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,502
Miss Welton?
619
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:35,169
Do it.
620
00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:41,053
[clatters]
621
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:44,805
[rock and roll music playing]
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