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- Not nice, not nice. - Damn, it's him!

Have a nice show :)

Why are you never happy? at my sight?

Uh, kitten, you're very close.

Wreszczie!

Whoa ... carefully.

I am Black Cat.

People tend to be unlucky when they are next to me.

- What do you want? - You do not guess?

- See you later, kitty? - Yes.

It's not just the only reason which you are amazing.

Well ... thanks.

I hope next time renting thieves for dirty work ...

... you will leave them alone. - Wait a minute.

- Those idiots worked for you? - See you later, Spidey.

This is hell crazy.

Great. Like I still need it today.

Nice Castle of Doctor.

- No, not now! - Come on! I like "Twisters"

- You never give up. - Do not understand!

If the process is not completed, the liquid adamantium inside the vault will be destroyed, it is priceless.

- Really Doc. Does it make any difference? - No!

No! Doctor Octopus cannot be defeated, when it's so close!

It's time to launch two rockets at once even Superman can't stop them.

One aimed at Los Angeles, and the other in Hoboken, New Jersey.

Lex, my mother lives in Hoboken.

Are you obsessed with Luther missiles? Are you trying to settle bills or what?

Who the fuck are you

You should ask Superman about it, were there more like him on his planet.

- Who are you, his super sister? - I'm his cousin.

Are you cousin

Suppose I am just sending one of my missiles to your cousin.

"You are late, the Kryptonian Savior, I can fire my missiles at any time thanks to my detonator." - Where is he Luther?

Tell me where he is!

You sick psychopath! Did you think that wrapping them in lead would hide them from me?

It doesn't hurt. It's a small souvenir from home.

It was meant for your cousin but I'm a fanatic who wants to level the playing field.

Wait a second.

Damn it! All coordinates are wrong!

I can save you but you have to do something for me first.

Please, if you get rid of this Kryptonian necklace, I will save your mother.

Damn not you have to come up with something better.

I will do whatever you want.

I swear.

So I improved the algorithm considering Superman's speed in it.

I'm a genius, Miss Tessmacher.

Miss Tessmacher?

Miss Tessmacher!

Miss Tessmacher.

Tessmacher.

Miss Tessmacher !!!

Luther, you fight Superman while you sleep.

Sorry, Dr. Octavius.

- I see that you also avoid sleep. - My dream is not about you.

Yes, our nightmares are in shades of red and blue.

One day I will take my revenge on this pathetic little insect!

Maybe faster than you think.

They were not very thorough in searching prisoners.

We'll be fired soon, Doctor.

Great.

- Get back better than the bars in your cell. - Oh yes.

Hey you know what his daughter is my rival.

J.J Jameson.

- Who does he think he is? "I don't think that is his real name, Lois."

Lois, Kent, stop it! Focus the hell!

- Sorry, boss. - And don't call me boss.

Listen everyone ...

Dr. Octopus and Lex Luther escape prison and start working together. It's the biggest thing we've found on this island since ...

It must be something big. What a loftiness.

- Both of these geeks want to rule the world. - The story will definitely apply to both Superman and Spider Man.

As if these two were not dangerous enough.

I invited our friends from the Daily Planet to help us deal with this matter a little.

- I didn't know we had a twin newspaper. - And who could know.

Lois! You have the best access to Superman than anyone, I want you to find out what his plans are.

- It's getting boss. - I bet I can give Superman better "access."

Clark, go to jail and find out what could have gone wrong in the name of Great Caesar.

Betty, I need you to get us some underground informants.

See what you can get out of them.

"I don't mind getting Jonah's hands." - You need both.

You stupid, smart bitch!

Lois!

I am tired of this waiting Luther.

We should plot the fall of your high-flying boy and my Nemesis crawling up the walls.

Otto's patience.

Patience!

All I have to do now then make some modifications to your awesome tentacles.

And then Superman will deliver Spider Man to us.

Hi, did you call me with information about Lex Luther?

Yes.

We would like to see you now !!!

This is Lex Luther, there is only one thing now which I would like to tell the people of New York

... and you Superman.

Dr. Octavius ​​and I, we have Miss Lane in our care.

If you do what I ask you to, promise you...

... I promise you that nothing bad will happen to her.

If not, he will die before you save her.

Bring me Spider Man to the place where we met for the first time in Metropolis.

You have two hours.

The mind is above muscles, Superman.

This time you'll be in big trouble, Lex you two will not pose a threat to Superman.

I'm counting on Miss Lane. I count on it exactly.

How long have they been gone?

Well, they are in France, Spain, Italy, Greece for about three weeks.

I have to think about how I could get Harr to to take me on a similar vacation.

You know, we had a three day trip to Vancouver.

You knew Harry was ...

... obsessive since he met you. Peter doesn't even have the money to take me anywhere.

You've got this wonderful apartment for a month.

Have you baptized every room in this apartment?

I don't think we do it in the kitchen ... don't wait ...

Yes we did.

- Superman? - Hello.

- Are you Mary Jane Watson? - No, but...

...she is. - Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.

Someone told me you could help me find Spider Man I really need his help.

I can help you.

- But first a small payment. - I really can't waste time.

So move your little red ass inside.

Okay Louie, look down! Pretty high, huh?

So start talking because somebody can push you off this roof.

I won't catch you with my network this time! So, spit it Louie.

Good good.

Some time ago, Dr. Octopus and Luther went to Metropolis.

I want you to come with me, spider mercenary.

You must be playing balls!

What have you turned off my spider sense now and now everyone can surprise me?

Die spider bitch!

Hey, I want you to come with me.

You look like a great guy but I'm working here.

- In my own words of that sense. - I know you.

You are the photographer from the Daily Bugle, Peter Parker.

Jeetem a little surprised.

- How do you know that? - I can see who's under the hood.

Come, I want you to come with me.

I won't go anywhere with you. God.

- I do not have time for it. - Oh my God!

Cute Luther toys.

Take care what you say, Doctor Octavius, I knocked Superman down with these toys.

Well, but now with my new improved mechanical tentacles ...

... he won't have a chance with us.

And time is running out.

Be careful Otto this stranger is quite resourceful.

Pretty resourceful.

Speak of the devil.

- What happened to this insect? - I sucked out his breath, but he'll wake up soon.

It is a pity, because the same cannot be said for you.

I have improved Doctor's wonderful tentacles ...

... in Kryptońskie "Szczęki".

Superman.

Oh miss lane

I forgot about you you know in fact ...

... you are the only person who can save Superman from dying.

How?

Well if you blow me I will let him live.

Don't do this, Lois!

Agreement. I'll blow you ..

Forgive, but I didn't hear.

Listen to Lex if I suck you then you better fuck me really good.

Well, you heard her Superman. I just wanted her to suck me but she needs a blowjob.

Just don't swallow Lois!

Okay miss lane Suck my cock.

I'm a man who keeps his word, Miss Lane, I promised that the Kryptonian would not lose his hair.

Doctor, break his spine.

Do you like my Kryptonian Gloves Superman? I've been stronger since we last saw!

Miss Lane, great pussy, but I have to break my promise and crush Supermen's windpipe.

- Kiss me hero. - Maybe later.

Who are you

Spider Woman and you're welcome.

- Are you kidding me, really? - Yes.

- Listen, lady, I don't want to sound like a jerk ... - Stop talking.

- Well, what was that "load"? - It was an eccentric shock I can generate.

- So you shoot the net too? - I don't have a net, I can soar.

That's good, everybody can fly here except me, that's great.

So, since you can fly and Spider Woman at all ...

... maybe you could drop me back to New York? - Sure.

This is not a place for us anyway.

Hi!

What?

So for the first time I was a hero, and you won't admit that I saved you and Superman ?!

Ok yes you saved me and Superman.

Then say: Thank you, jerk.

- Thank you, jerk. - Funny, now apologize.

Seriously? Okay sorry

Satisfied?

Well...

Excuse me.

Now will the hero receive a kiss?

Well I'm not ...

Oh yes.

You are so sliny.

Harry!

Can you hear me?

Harry!

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