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by:.: Świerszczyk69 :.
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Especially for users
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Errors are probably there
so correction is welcome;)
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- Not nice, not nice.
- Damn, it's him!
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Have a nice show :)
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Why are you never happy?
at my sight?
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Uh, kitten, you're very close.
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Wreszczie!
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Whoa ... carefully.
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I am Black Cat.
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People tend to be unlucky when they are next to me.
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- What do you want?
- You do not guess?
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- See you later, kitty?
- Yes.
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It's not just the only reason
which you are amazing.
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Well ... thanks.
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I hope next time
renting thieves for dirty work ...
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... you will leave them alone.
- Wait a minute.
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- Those idiots worked for you?
- See you later, Spidey.
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This is hell crazy.
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Great.
Like I still need it today.
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Nice Castle of Doctor.
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- No, not now!
- Come on! I like "Twisters"
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- You never give up.
- Do not understand!
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If the process is not completed,
the liquid adamantium inside the vault will be destroyed,
it is priceless.
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- Really Doc. Does it make any difference?
- No!
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No!
Doctor Octopus cannot be defeated,
when it's so close!
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It's time to launch two rockets at once
even Superman can't stop them.
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One aimed at Los Angeles,
and the other in Hoboken, New Jersey.
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Lex, my mother lives in Hoboken.
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Are you obsessed with Luther missiles?
Are you trying to settle bills or what?
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Who the fuck are you
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You should ask Superman about it,
were there more like him on his planet.
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- Who are you, his super sister?
- I'm his cousin.
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Are you cousin
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Suppose I am just sending one of my missiles to your cousin.
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"You are late, the Kryptonian Savior, I can fire my missiles at any time thanks to my detonator."
- Where is he Luther?
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Tell me where he is!
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You sick psychopath!
Did you think that wrapping them in lead would hide them from me?
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It doesn't hurt.
It's a small souvenir from home.
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It was meant for your cousin
but I'm a fanatic who wants to level the playing field.
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Wait a second.
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Damn it!
All coordinates are wrong!
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I can save you
but you have to do something for me first.
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Please, if you get rid of this Kryptonian necklace,
I will save your mother.
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Damn not
you have to come up with something better.
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I will do whatever you want.
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I swear.
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So I improved the algorithm
considering Superman's speed in it.
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I'm a genius, Miss Tessmacher.
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Miss Tessmacher?
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Miss Tessmacher!
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Miss Tessmacher.
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Tessmacher.
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Miss Tessmacher !!!
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Luther, you fight Superman while you sleep.
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Sorry, Dr. Octavius.
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- I see that you also avoid sleep.
- My dream is not about you.
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Yes,
our nightmares are in shades of red and blue.
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One day I will take my revenge on this pathetic little insect!
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Maybe faster than you think.
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They were not very thorough in searching prisoners.
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We'll be fired soon, Doctor.
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Great.
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- Get back better than the bars in your cell.
- Oh yes.
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Hey you know what
his daughter is my rival.
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J.J Jameson.
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- Who does he think he is?
"I don't think that is his real name, Lois."
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Lois, Kent, stop it!
Focus the hell!
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- Sorry, boss.
- And don't call me boss.
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Listen everyone ...
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Dr. Octopus and Lex Luther escape prison and start working together. It's the biggest thing we've found on this island since ...
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It must be something big.
What a loftiness.
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- Both of these geeks want to rule the world.
- The story will definitely apply to both Superman and Spider Man.
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As if these two were not dangerous enough.
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I invited our friends from the Daily Planet
to help us deal with this matter a little.
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- I didn't know we had a twin newspaper.
- And who could know.
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Lois! You have the best access to Superman than anyone,
I want you to find out what his plans are.
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- It's getting boss.
- I bet I can give Superman better "access."
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Clark, go to jail and find out what could have gone wrong in the name of Great Caesar.
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Betty, I need you to get us some underground informants.
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See what you can get out of them.
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"I don't mind getting Jonah's hands."
- You need both.
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You stupid, smart bitch!
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Lois!
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I am tired of this waiting Luther.
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We should plot the fall of your high-flying boy and my Nemesis crawling up the walls.
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Otto's patience.
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Patience!
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All I have to do now
then make some modifications to your awesome tentacles.
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And then Superman
will deliver Spider Man to us.
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Hi, did you call me with information about Lex Luther?
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Yes.
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We would like to see you now !!!
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This is Lex Luther, there is only one thing now
which I would like to tell the people of New York
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... and you Superman.
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Dr. Octavius and I,
we have Miss Lane in our care.
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If you do what I ask you to,
promise you...
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... I promise you that nothing bad will happen to her.
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If not, he will die
before you save her.
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Bring me Spider Man to the place where
we met for the first time in Metropolis.
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You have two hours.
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The mind is above muscles, Superman.
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This time you'll be in big trouble, Lex
you two will not pose a threat to Superman.
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I'm counting on Miss Lane.
I count on it exactly.
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How long have they been gone?
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Well, they are in France, Spain, Italy, Greece
for about three weeks.
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I have to think about how I could get Harr to
to take me on a similar vacation.
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You know, we had a three day trip to Vancouver.
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You knew Harry was ...
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... obsessive since he met you.
Peter doesn't even have the money to take me anywhere.
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You've got this wonderful apartment for a month.
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Have you baptized every room in this apartment?
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I don't think we do it in the kitchen ...
don't wait ...
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Yes we did.
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- Superman?
- Hello.
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- Are you Mary Jane Watson?
- No, but...
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...she is.
- Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.
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Someone told me you could help me find Spider Man
I really need his help.
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I can help you.
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- But first a small payment.
- I really can't waste time.
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So move your little red ass inside.
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Okay Louie, look down!
Pretty high, huh?
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So start talking
because somebody can push you off this roof.
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I won't catch you with my network this time!
So, spit it Louie.
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Good good.
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Some time ago, Dr. Octopus and Luther went to Metropolis.
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I want you to come with me, spider mercenary.
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You must be playing balls!
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What have you turned off my spider sense now
and now everyone can surprise me?
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Die spider bitch!
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Hey, I want you to come with me.
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You look like a great guy
but I'm working here.
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- In my own words of that sense.
- I know you.
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You are the photographer from the Daily Bugle,
Peter Parker.
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Jeetem a little surprised.
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- How do you know that?
- I can see who's under the hood.
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Come, I want you to come with me.
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I won't go anywhere with you.
God.
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- I do not have time for it.
- Oh my God!
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Cute Luther toys.
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Take care what you say, Doctor Octavius,
I knocked Superman down with these toys.
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Well, but now with my new improved mechanical tentacles ...
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... he won't have a chance with us.
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And time is running out.
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Be careful Otto
this stranger is quite resourceful.
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Pretty resourceful.
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Speak of the devil.
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- What happened to this insect?
- I sucked out his breath, but he'll wake up soon.
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It is a pity, because the same cannot be said for you.
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I have improved Doctor's wonderful tentacles ...
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... in Kryptońskie "Szczęki".
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Superman.
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Oh miss lane
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I forgot about you
you know in fact ...
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... you are the only person
who can save Superman from dying.
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How?
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Well if you blow me
I will let him live.
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Don't do this, Lois!
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Agreement.
I'll blow you ..
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Forgive,
but I didn't hear.
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Listen to Lex if I suck you
then you better fuck me really good.
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Well, you heard her Superman.
I just wanted her to suck me but she needs a blowjob.
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Just don't swallow Lois!
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Okay miss lane
Suck my cock.
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I'm a man who keeps his word, Miss Lane,
I promised that the Kryptonian would not lose his hair.
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Doctor, break his spine.
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Do you like my Kryptonian Gloves Superman? I've been stronger since we last saw!
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Miss Lane, great pussy, but I have to break my promise and crush Supermen's windpipe.
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- Kiss me hero.
- Maybe later.
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Who are you
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Spider Woman and you're welcome.
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- Are you kidding me, really?
- Yes.
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- Listen, lady, I don't want to sound like a jerk ...
- Stop talking.
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- Well, what was that "load"?
- It was an eccentric shock I can generate.
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- So you shoot the net too?
- I don't have a net, I can soar.
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That's good, everybody can fly here except me, that's great.
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So, since you can fly and Spider Woman at all ...
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... maybe you could drop me back to New York?
- Sure.
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This is not a place for us
anyway.
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Hi!
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What?
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So for the first time I was a hero, and you won't admit that I saved you and Superman ?!
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Ok yes
you saved me and Superman.
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Then say:
Thank you, jerk.
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- Thank you, jerk.
- Funny, now apologize.
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Seriously?
Okay sorry
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Satisfied?
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Well...
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Excuse me.
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Now will the hero receive a kiss?
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Well I'm not ...
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Oh yes.
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You are so sliny.
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Harry!
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Can you hear me?
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Harry!
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