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RuPaul: Previously
on All Stars...

We have five people

who have won a challenge.

But I also see two people
who haven't yet.

Thank you for reminding us.

You need to write and perform

a new uplifting drag anthem.

[cheering]

♪ Everybody jokes
I'm so nice, nice, nice ♪

♪ But I love me,
so I don't think twice ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
ha, bitch ♪

♪ If you blink, I'm gonna
end up with the crown ♪

I love that you love yourself.

I love that
you're known to be nice.

But you need to go
a little deeper

and tell a little bit more.

You did kind of fade
into the backdrop a little bit.

Trinity K. Bonet.

Con-drag-ulations. You're
the top All Star of the week.

Good Lord, maybe we should have
voted your ass out first.

I'm sure you all feel that way.

I don't think
that anybody saw me

being a frontrunner.

Ru-veal yourself now!

[cheering]

Ooh, Miss Trinity
threw his wig off.

RuPaul: For the first time
in Drag Race herstory,

we have a group vote tie.

The power of elimination

returns to the top All Star
of the week.

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

My sister and my faith...

Jan.

Jan, sashay away.

Ooh, girl.

- Ooh.
- Miss Thing.

Aroo!

Does anybody have any glue?

Because my face is cracked.

This is some bullshit.

I lost two lip syncs,

so I guess I lost
my assassin card.

I don't know
how in the hell that happened.

This some bullshit here.

This win was so deserving,

and you did
what needed to be done.

Except for put a bobbypin in.

[all laugh]

Gotta glue that wig,
motherfucker.

Now, Miss Trinity,

let's talk about
how you wrote a song

about being in the lead,

and actually you are
in the lead now.

Okay? Open your eyes.

Get that knee, Eureka.

- Get that knee, bitch.
- Boom!

[all laugh]

Two wins,

but you haven't won
a lip sync yet.

-Ooh!
-Ooh!

Ginger, I came in here
an assassin.

I ain't got to win
no lip sync.

[all laugh]
Oh, okay.

Can we talk about the twist?

So is this the first time
that that has happened?

I don't think
there's ever been a tie.

-Yeah
-Wow.

Eureka and I were, like,
so what does this mean now?

Do both of them go home?

That's the first
thing I thought.

In my head,
I was, like, oh, fuck.

Yeah, because then it became
your decision again.

Yeah.

Can I tell you
how it feels on stage?

♪ Oh, my God ♪

Every emotion at once.
All of them.

The reason why I went with you
and sent Jan home

was because you have been safe.

But even in your safes,

they've always
really praised you.

You have put in a lot of work.

-And you haven't done bad.
-And you haven't done bad.

So that's why
I made that decision.

Now let me tell you something.

Okay.

Bitch, you better
be louder than Eureka

from here on out, okay?

I wanna hear you,
I wanna see you,

I want you to talk.

Don't let none of us
talk over you.

Well, thank you, Trinity,
for saving me!

You're welcome!
[all laugh]

Yes, Panda.

Do we wanna, like, find out,

like, who did what?

I chose Pandora.

I chose Jan.

I chose Jan.

I chose Pandora.

Here's the thing.
I've been friends with Pandora

a lot longer
than I've even known Jan.

I love Pandora.
We are friends outside of this.

My entire decision
came down to

this one particular challenge.

I felt like Pandora
got the worst critiques.

I chose Pandora

because I didn't know how
to add up the track record

with Jan's two bottoms
and then also having a win,

and then Pandora
being consistent and safe.

Those were the things
that I got wrapped up in.

That was the decision I made.

I stand beside it,

but I'm still glad you're here,

because I enjoy you.

I just think
it's a load of crap.

It was Jan's third time
in the bottom.

My first.

Can everybody feel that?

That's my major eye roll.

Ugh.

I hope that you
don't take it personally,

and we can move past it
obviously.

I mean, yeah, I might be a
little, like, well, fuck you.

But this is part
of the competition.

We'll have a new day
and it won't matter.

Well, I appreciate that.

Just don't be in the bottom.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God.
Did I say that out loud?

-Ooh.
-Bitch.

Mama told me if I didn't
have nothin' nice to say,

don't say nothin' at all.
So...

Let's go ahead
and do this, ladies.

I'm just gonna say this.

But I gotta get my ass
to a win,

because I have been safe
this entire time.

I'm just tired
of that narrative for me.

I feel like
I'm always the bridesmaid

and never the bride.

Like, I wanna get married.

[laughs]

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge
Ms. Tina Knowles-Lawson.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Oh, my God.

Come on, top six!

It's like the first day
of school all over again.

It's a new day in the werkroom,

and I'm ready to go.

I'm officially the frontrunner.

Darling Jan,
what did you have to say?

"I love you all so much.

"Thank you for loving,
supporting, and caring for me.

"You're all so special.
I'm so proud of you.

"Keep slaying.
I bow to you all.

Not this. Jan."

We gonna miss you, girl.

There she goes.

Don't be a hater.

I'm not.
I was trying to figure out

which Beyoncé song
you was bouncing to.

[all laugh]

-Just like that.
-Wow.

Girl, now look at this.

Remember when
there was so many of us,

we couldn't fit
around two tables?

Pretty soon, it's gonna be

just a couple people
on one side.

There's gonna be
a couple people on one side,

and then there's gonna be me.

-At the house.
-At the house.

-No, bitch, uh-uh.
-With Gizmo.

[all laugh]

Y'all are so messy.

Hello, hello, hello.

-Hi.
-Hi.

And then there were six.

Yes.

My queens.

Now, you have been
sequestered here

for eight long weeks.

You're probably dying

for a little bit of loving.

We're dying.
We're dying. Ooh.

Well, you're in luck,

because for this week's
maxi-challenge,

it's time to play...

Snatch Game of Love.

[laughs]

Brought to you
by Barefoot Wine.

#AllStars6.

Now, you need to do
a celebrity impersonation

that will make us laugh
happily ever after.

[laughs]

And tomorrow on the main stage,

We'll be joined
by the queen mother herself,

Ms. Tina Knowles-Lawson.

-Oh!
-What?

Oh, my God.

I'm gagging.

Like, one step closer
to Beyoncé.

That's like meeting God...

if Beyoncé's Jesus.

Snatchelorettes,
start your engines...

Vrum-vrum-vrum-vrum!

and may the best drag queen win.

Oh, the Snatch Game.

This is the most
legendary challenge

of Drag Race. you know.

-It really is.
-And it really separates

the actors from the amateurs.

This is the motherfucking
Snatch Game, bitch.

Whoo!

This is the most
iconic challenge

in Drag Race herstory.

A celebrity impersonation,
a lot of improv,

and killing it
with the comedy.

Baby, let's do it.

I can't say
that I'm not worried

because this is...
Ginger's high point.

Could I get a match, please?

It's a fake cigarette.

[all laugh]

You tried your best, darling.

-I tried.
-[laughs]

Who you doing
for the Snatch Game?

Me? I'm doing Phyllis Diller.

She was a legendary
comedienne, right?

Yes. She was, like, the first
famous female comedienne.

-Okay.
-I'm really excited about it

because she's all punchlines,
one-liners.

And she's an insult comedienne
without being mean.

I can't wait to see it.

I was at
the beauty parlor today

for 7 1/2 hours,

and that was for the estimate.

[all laugh]

The thing about Ginger,

she is a Rolodex
of one-liner jokes,

and that's what Snatch Game
is all about

is getting that punchline in.

She's definitely gonna be
tough competition for me.

-Who you doing?
-Divine.

She was the original
drag superstar.

Yeah, really.

Before RuPaul, there was Divine.

Obviously she's known famously

for eating dog shit
in Pink Flamingos.

The last time
I did Snatch Game,

I did Honey Boo Boo,

and my go-go juice
helped me almost win.

I'm Honey Boo Boo, y'all.

I was a close
first or second alternate,

and I was okay with that.

Now, I'm not okay with that
this time.

I'm gonna have to chop up
and get this on, girl.

I gotta win a challenge,
Miss Thing.

Y'all, I kind of need to win.

Are you looking at me
and you're saying that?

Because I need to win, too.

The pressure is on.

This week's maxi-challenge

is the Snatch Game of Love,

but I'm not looking for love.

I am looking to get a win.

Grr-rr!

So since your original
Snatch Game character--

let's talk about it--
is so legendary,

do you feel, like, pressure?

Yes. [laughs] Like,
that's a lot of live up to.

Scurvy. [laughs]

[imitating Carol Channing]
I'm the national spokesperson

for Broadway actresses
against scurvy.

Going into
this new Snatch Game,

I am haunted by

the ghost
of Snatch Game past.

I don't want
to carry that in with me

and keep thinking, oh,
is it as funny as last time?

I cannot even think about it
because it's--

Like, I'm going a completely
different type of character.

-You're doing...
-Kim Cattrall.

Okay.

I wanna, like, play up

that sexiness of Kim Cattrall

and that cougar vibe
that she gets.

And I'm gonna have fun
with it and own it.

[imitating Kim Cattrall]
I'm dating a guy

with the funkiest taste
in spunk.

Hey, All Stars.

-Hey.
-Hey.

I have a question.

Why do fools fall in love?

'Cause even fools
need love, too.

Yeah, well, there you go.

Who you calling a fool?

[laughs]

All right, TKB.

Come on over.

-Yes.
-Hello, honey.

Oh, I know who it is.

The necklace and the dress
that is off the shoulder

with the little pussycat wig.

-Whitney Houston.
-Yes.

Yes. And have you
done it before?

I do Whitney quite often.

Actually I toured Canada,

and on that tour
I did Whitney 22 times.

Wow.

I had mastered
the body language

and the mannerisms,
and the gestures.

How do you make
Whitney Houston funny?

That's gonna be the--
That's gonna be--

Therein lies the challenge.

Whitney, what did you have
for breakfast?

Ooh.

Oh! Oh! See? Right there.

Right there.
You gotta be faster.

I am not the quickest queen.
That I am not.

I am better with preparation.

But hopefully
I don't let you down.

I hope you don't
let me down, either,

because I want you to succeed.

I want all you bitches
to succeed.

I know I'm gonna look sickening
as Whitney Houston.

Now, will I be Whitney Houston?

-It's not right...
-But it's okay.

All right, Kylie.
Come on over.

How you doing?

I...I mean, as you know,

I was the first girl
to go home

from Snatch Game.

That's right. Ooh.

Season 2 was the first season
to have a Snatch Game,

and I was its first victim.

-Let's go to Lady Gaga.
-Yes.

Last time I took a ride
on her disco stick,

I got...

Money, honey.

Sonique, sashay away.

So what have you learned?

After having done it

and having watched the show,

what have you learned
about Snatch Game

that will help you this time?

I think what I learned
was to, like,

go with what I know and what
feels the closest to me.

Yeah.

I'm country as a biscuit.

Like, why not tap into that?

So I'm doing Dolly Parton.

Dolly! This should be
a home run for you

if you can perform it.

Have you ever performed
as Dolly before?

I have not.

You know, Dolly has this
gregarious, outward personality.

How are you going to find

that sort of boisterous
Dolly in you?

I have that in me,

and I do want you guys
to see that.

Good, 'cause
I love Dolly Parton.

Snatch Game
freaks me out a little bit,

and Dolly Parton is some
really big shoes to fill.

But you know what?

I'm ready to try this,

give it a second try.

All right.
Ra'Jah, come on over.

-Hello.
-Hey.

-I love the suit.
-Oh, thank you so much.

I see that you're sporting
a white suit there.

Who are you doing?

I am actually doing
La Toya Jackson.

Oh, my goodness.

I know. One of your
favorite people, right?

-I love La Toya.
-I absolutely love her.

I've known her for 25 years.

Okay. I knew that
they had a relationship.

I didn't know that they
had been cool for 25 years.

So, you know, when somebody
doing your homegirl,

you like, bitch, you gonna
do my girl some justice

or...or no?

I would say that
I've studied her enough

to know the voice down

and, of course,
her signature laugh.

You know, you can't do La Toya
without the laugh,

the signature laugh.

I heard her once.

They asked her
what her favorite food was.

She says, well,
my favorite food is sushi.

But at the same time,

I don't like fish
and I don't like rice.

-Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
-[laughs]

[laughs]

It's great.

[laughs]

So anyway, yes.

Finally on this program

we're gonna get
a La Toya Jackson.

You better be good.
You better be funny.

I hope I can impress you.

I hope I can do that.

All right.
Thank you so much.

Thank you. Girl, you better
step your pussy up.

Is this pressure?
Is this pressure?

I'm not putting
that pressure on myself.

Girl, get out of here.
Get out of here.

How you feeling
after your walk-through?

I thought that it went fine.

She asked fair questions,

like how are you
gonna make her funny

and, you know.

It's really hard, to, like,
try to mimic somebody

and be funny.

-Like, that's an art.
-It really is.

I can be funny
when it's scripted.

What I am not is quick.

And at the Snatch Game of Love,

you got to say it
off the top of your head

and you have to be very witty

and you have to be aware

of the character
that you're doing.

So it's a lot of pressure,

and I can't be in the bottom
in front of Tina.

I'm not giving up.

No.

I have, humbly saying,

the top track record
right now,

and if I happen
to land in the bottom,

you know, I think
that I will be okay

this go-around.

I'm just gonna go
and have a good time.

-Just commit to it.
-Yeah, just commit to it.

And stick to it.

And if I can't
come up with something,

just read the shit
out of the person next to me.

[laughs]

Michelle:
From the heart of Hollywood,

it's time to play...

brought to you
by Barefoot Wine.

And here's
the Snatch-maker himself,

RuPaul.

It's time to play
the Snatch Game of Love.

Let's meet our celebrity
snatchelorettes.

First up, the legendary
comedienne, Phyllis Diller.

-Hi, Phyllis.
-Hi. [laughs]

Phyllis, what's the secret
to a happy relationship?

Not knowing each other.

Soon as you learn
about the other person,

it's time for the old axe.

All right.

Up next, let's hear it
for the voice.

The one and only
Whitney Houston is here.

Hey! How are you?

Hey, Whitney,
you look gorgeous.

Thank you. I'm back.

Your voice is like butter.

Oh, thank you, baby.
Thank you so much.

I'm back.
I'm so happy to be back.

-Well, it's not right...
-But it's okay.

And I'm not sure
where I'm coming from,

but I'm back.

Okay. [laughs]

And next, we have
a national treasure.

Dolly Parton is here.

Well, hey there, sugar.

Why'd you come in here
looking like that?

Well, honey,
I might be married,

but I can look at the map.

Don't mean
I'm going on a trip.

[all laugh]

Oh. Miss Kylie.

I see you. I see you.

All right.

Now let's play
the Snatch Game of Love.

-Come on.
-Come on.

First, we've gotta close
that sugar wall.

All right.
Our first snatchelor

hails from Old Town, Idaho.

Please welcome
Cheyenne Jackson.

[cheers and applause]

-Hello.
-Hello.

-Well, you look fantastic.
-Thank you.

What's a nice guy like you
doing in a place like this?

I guess I'm looking for love
in all the wrong places, Ru.

Well, this might be
the end of the road for you,

in many ways, actually.

[laughs]

Here's how our game works.

You ask our celebrities
personal questions,

and they try to win you over
with their answers.

When the buzzer goes off,

you choose your dream snatch.

Simple as that, Cheyenne.

Snatchelorette number one,

if we get into
a committed relationship,

my hall pass
is Fortune Feimster.

Who is your hall pass and why?

Probably
the next-door neighbor.

My last boyfriend
lived 100 miles away.

Talk about
a tremendous sex drive.

[all laugh]

It was long.

I mean, it wasn't long,
but the drive was.

Got it. Yes.

Snatchelorette number two.

♪ Cheyenne, Cheyenne ♪

RuPaul: Ooh, all right.

Well, she's come back,
but the voice hasn't.

[all laugh]

Same question. If we get into
a committed relationship,

who's your hall pass and why?

My hall pass, sweetie,
would probably be

somebody in a cell
at the L.A. county jail.

Because Whitney
don't do no sharing.

Okay.
[crickets]

[applause]
Okay.

Snatchelorette number three,

If we were going
on a two-week vacation

at a nudist colony,
what would you pack?

Well, I imagine I would need
to bring my waxing kit.

We don't need
the whole airport.

Just the landing strip.

[all laugh]

Pblblblbl.

I'm that kind of girl.

We can all see
what kind of a girl you are.

-Oh!
-Well, honey, I don't know

when the last time
you were able to see

what kind of girl you are.

[all laugh]

The only thing I haven't
been able to see in years

are my feet.

-[laughs]
-Me, too.

[all laugh]

Snatchelorette number one,
same question.

A blindfold probably.

[all laugh]

I will have to agree
with her on that one.

[laughs]

I've been trying
to close my legs since 1972.

[all laugh]

I thought I had a lump
behind my breast.

Turned out to be a trick knee.

[all laugh]

Okay, nothing wrong with that.

Snatchelorette number two,

if we were sharing a bed,

what would you do
to stop me from snoring?

Well, honey... [chuckles]

Can you repeat the question?

-Yes, I can.
-[laughs]

She's saying she has nothing.

Yes.

[all laugh]

-Snatchelorette number two.
-Yes.

How would you stop me
from snoring

if we were sharing a bed?

I'll slap the hell out of you
if you call that sleep.

Used to do it to Bobby
all the time.

Okay.

You're gonna need a Bodyguard.

[all laugh]

You know what?
Mm. Uh. I'm done.

Out. Don't worry about it.

Snatchelorette number three,

would you make up
a show tune

and sing it for me now?

And would you call it
I Love Cheyenne?

-I got you, honey.
-All right.

♪ We did it on the bed
and we did it on the floor ♪

♪ We did it in the kitchen
and we did it some more ♪

♪ I love you, Cheyenne,
you're my man ♪

♪ Jolene, if you are out there ♪

♪ Your ass is grass ♪

[all laugh]

Available on iTunes
at some point.

[laughter and applause]

Snatchelorette number one.

If a genie
granted you three wishes,

what would you wish
for yourself,

and then what would you wish

for snatchelorettes
number two and three?

Well, I wish that I

hadn't gotten that navy ship
tattooed on my chest.

I figured it was the only way

I'd ever get SEAMEN
across my tits.

Oh, my goodness, honey.

You are a dirty girl.

For snatchelorettes
number two and three,

I wish you would
shut the fuck up.

[all laugh]

Very, very vicious women.

Don't listen to them, honey.

This place is Jurassic Park.

Because they look extinct,

and they are dead.

[all laugh]

[hiss]

Lordy.

[all laugh]

[buzzer]

Oh, that's our buzzer.

-Aw.
-Aw.

Cheyenne,
who snatched your heart?

Is it snatchelorette
number one,

number two,

or snatchelorette
number three?

I'm gonna go with my gut

and say snatchelorette
number one.

Oh, you picked the beauty.

I always get my man.

Look at that.
That's Tiffany's.

Now, Cheyenne,
before you meet

snatchelorette number one,

let's meet the two celebrities
you didn't choose.

Miss Whitney Houston.

Hello. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

-So nice to meet you.
-You, too.

You made a horrible decision.

Thank you, Whitney.

Thank you.
Thank you for having me.

All right, Cheyenne,
let me introduce you

to Dolly Parton.

Here she comes again.

Goodness. Look, there's
a big old grown boy over here.

[all laugh]

It's always a business
doing pleasure with you.

Thank you, Dolly.

All right, Cheyenne,
this is it.

Only a thin pink sugar wall

stands between you
and the future Ms. Jackson.

Move that sugar wall!

And say hello
to Phyllis Diller.

Oh, hi.

Cheyenne,
how do you feel right now?

I feel, uh...

Like chicken tonight?

[all laugh]

I feel
my two favorite emotions:

excited and scared.

Another snatch made in heaven.

Now, don't touch that dial,

because there's more
Snatch Game of Love

right after this.

-Mwah!
-Mwah!

Welcome back
to Snatch Game of Love.

Let's meet
our celebrity snatchelorettes.

First up, the filthy and
fabulous
Divine is here.

I am Divine.

Yes, you are. So, Divine,

have you had any
female trouble lately?

Oh, I have nothing but
female trouble.

Taffy's little stupid ass
always getting on my nerves

and condoning cannibalism.

Murder everyone!
Fuck it.

[laughs]
All right, up next,

she put the sex
in Sex And The City.

Kim Cattrall is here.

Hello, RuPaul.

I am simply
titillated to be here.

Are you now?

Now, Kim, what do you
look for in a man?

-Available.
-Oh.

There you go.

All right, up next,

Grammy Award-winning
singer/songwriter

La Toya Jackson.

Ru!

Hi, La Toya.

Do you do any dating, La Toya?

Well, nowadays, I just
sit at home with mother.

Oh, you do?

But if anybody can find me
exactly what I'm looking for,

-it's you, my gal pal.
-That's right.

All right.
Y'all ready to play?

-Aha!
-Yes!

Well, you had me
at two words.

That was "snatch" and "game."

[laughs]

All right, let's close
those sugar walls.

Our next hopeful romantic

is originally from
Belmont, North Carolina.

Let's welcome Fortune Feimster.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

I'm ready to find some love.

Doesn't everybody want love?

Yeah.

Now, do you prefer
being called a snatchelor

or a snatchelorette?

A snatch-catcher.

That's perfect.
[all laugh]

All right, Fortune,
your romantic journey

begins with
your first question.

All right.
Snatchelorette number one.

I'm a total fitness freak.

Can't you tell?
[all laugh]

What kind of exercises
could we do together?

You know, to burn calories?

Why, that is an attack
against my divinity.

I'm not gonna
exercise with you.

We'll go to
the drive-in theater

and watch
Walk On The Wild Side.

And when the love scene
comes on,

we'll start to pet

and I'll run my hot sweaty hand
up your leg.

[all laugh]

Mm. Smells like...candy.

[all laugh]

Snatchelorette number two.

Well, I think we would start

with a horizontal mambo,

and then move to
the upside-down spread eagle.

I am a tri-sexual,

so I'll try anything once.

And she smells like it, too.

[all laugh]

I can smell the snatch
from here.

-[laughs]
-Okay.

-Snatch 'em here,
snatch 'em there.

Kill, kill, kill!
[laughs]

I don't know
what you're talking about.

[all laugh]

Snatchelorette number three.

Well, I am a fitness expert,

although I don't like
to work out.

[all laugh]

So I'd have to say

this new thing
that my trainer showed me.

You stick it around
and you shake.

Well, I wish that's what
your dad would have done

with your mom.

Ooh.

You scared?
Yeah, okay.

We're a little afraid
over here, too.

I feel like I need security.

All right, next question,
snatchelorette number three.

You and I are popping
a bottle of Barefoot bubbly.

-Ooh.
-Oh.

What are we celebrating,

and what are you wearing?

We are celebrating
our first date, silly.

[giggles]

Cheers to you and me.
And what am I wearing?

A nice pantsuit.

[all laugh]

Okay.

[giggles]

That's a sensible outfit.

Snatchelorette number two.

If you were writing

the online dating profile
for snatchelorette number one,

what would it be?

Watch it!

I would write,
"error, error, error!"

-Yeah.
-That's all you got?

Or maybe I would say

a sasquatch sighting
has been found.

That was a little better.

[all laugh]

Yours is an angry snatch.

Bad snatch! Bad snatch!

Hit it.
Make it feel better.

-[laughs]
-I'd rather not.

Next question.

Snatchelorette number three.

I have 12 cats.

It's really important to me

that they like the person
that I'm dating.

What would you do
to win them over?

Well, I am a cat lover,

although I'm allergic.

[all laugh]

So I would have to say catnip.

I tried it once
back in the day.

You remember that, Ru?

No, I don't actually.

I don't either. Ha!

[all laugh]

Meow. Me-- [coughs]

Oh, sorry. A hairball.

[scattered applause]

All right, ladies.

I want Cheyenne Jackson

to be the father
of my babies.

-Aw.
-Aw.

Do you... [laughs]

like children?

I think I may be
a little too old to have them.

[all laugh]

I love children,

as long as they're
other people's children.

I love children.

Sweet little scrumptious
balls of joy.

[evil laugh]

Okay.

[buzzer]
Oh, darn it.

That buzzer
means time is up.

-Oh.
-Oh.

Who do you choose?

Is it snatchelorette number one,

number two, or number three?

No one.

Wait. What?

My heart
is with somebody else.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I thought
I could get past it,

but I can't.

What? What you mean?

Well, Fortune, let's meet
the three snatchelorettes...

-Okay.
-That you did not choose.

All right.

First, say hello to Divine.

Ha! Well, I know your address,

and later I might just
be ready for a barbecue.

-Whoa.
-Rah!

-Aah!
-Oh!

I left my fucking dress.

Wow. I don't have any regrets.

The one that got away.

All right.
Now meet Kim Cattrall.

A pleasure to meet you.

Love your TV show.

And last but not least,
La Toya Jackson is here.

Next time, Ru.

[laughs]

All right, Fortune,
at Snatch Game of Love,

we always have a happy ending.

What?

Move that sugar wall!

[both gasp]

Cheyenne Jackson.

Wow!

-Fortune...
-Cheyenne...

-Will you make me...
-Will you make me...

-the happiest man alive?
-the happiest man alive?

-Aw.
-Aw.

-Yes!
-Yes, I will!

[gasps] Oh!

The Snatch Game of Love
did it again!

Join us next time
on the Snatch Game of Love.

Let's blow 'em a kiss.

-Mwah!
-Mwah!

[cheering]

[snap]

[laughs]

[snap, snap]

Oh, my goodness,
we are back.

And we're ready for action.

Thank you.

[laughs]

I am Divine.

And you are... [laughs]

Darrell.

[both laugh]

After yesterday's
Snatch Game of Love,

I'm feeling okay.

I had mother kiki-ing
on the sideline,

but I don't know, because
not all of my jokes landed,

so, ooh, I'm a little nervous.

I ain't gonna lie.

Yesterday was everything.

Well, and we didn't
really get together.

-I'm really happy.
-Yeah, bitch.

My Snatch Game,
I'm even gagging.

It was fun.

I was right there
with fucking Ginger Minj,

the Snatch Game queen.

Poof.

[laughs]

It felt like there was
such a good back and forth.

Everything happened so fast,

it was, like, there wasn't
even time to be nervous

or even think about it.

-It was just, like, pshew.
-It was really fun.

How you feel?

Feel okay.

[laughs]

How do you feel?

I'm good.

I already knew
in the back of my head

that this was going to be
my toughest challenge.

But I got through it,
so it was what it was.

I mean, you still
looked like Whitney,

and you held your own.

I think some people
just shined bright and did well.

Oh, 100%.

I definitely see Kylie
and Ginger being in the top.

I mean,
that's without question.

Yeah, that's without question.

I'm not sure about

how they really did
take to Divine.

If they were more offended
or if they understood

that that's who
the character was or...

It was a weird energy
when we were up there.

I was like,
I don't know how to respond

to "murder, kill, kill,"
and all that.

Like, what do you say?

Yeah.

I mean, I tried--I went far,

but Divine is really
meant to be, like,

over the top and, like,
kind of crazy and shocking.

And I definitely tried
to cross some lines.

You know what I mean?
I don't know.

I felt good about it.

I feel bad for Pandora

because I assumed
that this would be something

that she would prosper in,
because, you know,

she is one
of the funny queens.

And I think that Pandora
could have really did well

with the character
that she chose,

but her head wasn't in it
the way that it needed to be.

Who know how
it's gonna go, right?

Take it with a grain of salt
and hope for the best.

[chuckles]

I just thought it was weird

that Fortune
didn't choose anybody.

I was, like, well, girl,
you could have chose somebody.

I was upset about it, bitch.

I'd have scared the bitch
to death

if she didn't
choose me, bitch.

She did.
She chose love.

She did.
She got married to, oh, boy.

I know. Does that mean I don't
even get my date with him?

Oh, my God,
he cheated on you already.

-Already.
-Damn.

Oh, classic.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

My main squeeze,
Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle,
have you ever hooked up

with a celebrity?

Hmm. Sounds like Milli,
tastes like Vanilli.

[laughs]

Girl, you know it's true.

So you went out
with Millie Jackson.

-Yes, that's the one!
-[laughs]

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Carson, what's
the weirdest place

you've made whoopie?

Ru, once I made whoopie
in a bed.

It was so weird.

-What?
-Yeah.

-That's outrageous!
-I know.

And superstar designer
Ms. Tina Knowles-Lawson.

We are so honored
to have you here.

Oh, God, I'm so excited
to be here

and to meet you.

Well, I feel like
I'm in a TKO:

Tina Knowles original.

[all laugh]

This week
we challenged our queens

to steal our hearts

with their best
celebrity impersonations.

And tonight on the runway,

category is Pop Art.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ You wear it well ♪

Category is Pop Art.

First up, Ginger Minj.

Carson:
She's been framed!

Ginger: Every face
on this dress

was printed out
and hand ironed on by me.

This is art!

Don't censor my art!

RuPaul: There are 15 things
I don't like about you.

Your face!
[all laugh]

Kylie Sonique Love.

Um, my eyes are down here.

[all laugh]

Kylie: I am Jessica Rabbit

meets Andy Warhol, and boom.

I got cleavage in the front
and the back.

Ms. Tina: She gives me
Angie Dickinson. Sexy!

♪ You wear it well ♪

RuPaul: Eureka.
Lucky Girl.

Now she can sit
on her own face.

Eureka: I am serving you
sixties mod fish fantasy.

Mama, this ain't purse first.

This is purse fiiiirst.

Carson: I love when
your bag matches your face.

RuPaul: Yes.
Pandora Boxx.

Michelle: Oh, look.
Wet-ass Pandora.

[laughs]

Pandora: Drag queens
love themselves,

so it's my face
all over my cape.

And I've got
a little Boxx purse

in the shape of a box.

Oh, my God,
she's so clever.

Michelle: I don't know.
For me it's kind of boxy.

[all laugh]

♪ Girl, work that
high and tight ♪

RuPaul: Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Carson: This belongs
in the Gag-genheim.

RuPaul: Yes.

Ra'Jah: She is dripping
in candy-coated sparkle.

I know it says
I'm not gagging,

but, bitch, you gagging.

RuPaul: I'm not gagging,
you're gagging.

[all laugh]

Trinity K. Bonet.

Serving Justice.

Trinity: Say it loud.
I'm Black and I'm proud.

I am representing
all of the fallen angels

by the hands
of police brutality,

and the trans community
that we have lost as well.

You can be political
and sickening

at the same damn time.

RuPaul: It's more than a
garment.
It's a movement.

Yes.

Welcome, All Stars.

Say hello to our
very special guest,

Ms. Tina Knowles-Lawson.

-Hi.
-Hi.

♪ What's the tea? ♪

I know they're all
very excited you're here.

Oh, I'm excited to be here.

I mean, Ginger's so excited,

she can't put her arms down.

[all laugh]
No.

All right, first up,
Ginger Minj.

Oh, Ginger, when I saw that
you were doing Phyllis Diller,

my heart got so excited.

And what was
so magical about her

is she was always biting,

but always funny
and always in on the joke.

I saw how committed you were
to the clapbacks,

and I thought
you nailed it

and just frigging
swung it out of the park.

You were so present
with the group.

You were able to get in
so many more jokes

because you were listening
to the other answers.

And that is so smart.

I want to talk about
your ensemble.

I love the two boots,
the different color gloves.

You would do Warhol proud.

Ginger, well done.
Thank you.

Thank you.

Up next, Trinity K, Bonet.

-Hi.
-TKB from the ATL.

BLM.

-Hi, Trinity.
-Just say my name one more time.

[laughs] Trinity.

Aah!

Your outfit is stunning.

Just the fact
that you came out

with that Black Lives Matter
sign,

which is so important
right now.

I loved how you
incorporated that

into this pop art,

because that's not
an easy thing to do.

I commend you not only

working that
into a pop art look,

but also making
quite a few statements.

Black trans lives,
and with names on there.

I think
it's so very important.

-So thank you for doing that.
-Thank you.

It was a heartbreak hotel
for me,

because you looked so great,

I wanted you to do so well.

You know, you were sandwiched

between two really great
natural banterers,

and I think
probably what happened was

you're trying so hard
to keep up,

that you're not in the moment.

No jokes landed, really.

When you choose characters,

choose ones that you can go
so over the top with

that there's no way
you could lose it,

and I think we lost it
a little bit.

-That's fair.
-So Trinity,

when I spoke with you
in the werkroom,

we talked about jokes
and how to set it up.

Whitney, what'd you have
for breakfast?

I had nothing.

No, bitch,
it's "I have nothing."

[all laugh]

Well, see,
look at you laughing.

I'm laughing
at how crazy it is.

That I can't catch it? Yeah.

It's not right,
but it's okay.

Yeah, that's right.

-Thank you, Trinity.
-Thank you.

Up next, Kylie Sonique Love.

This is just glamorous,

and the back
with the crack cutout

keeps it on-brand
for Miss Kylie,

and it's just beautiful.

So let's talk about your Dolly.

First of all, you came in there
looking like that.

Dolly is always beautifully
presented and big personality,

and I didn't know you had that.

You got that
Southern thing down.

You nailed Dolly.

You were quick and funny.

I laughed my ass off.

You were pushing
yourself further

than I've ever seen you
push yourself before.

I love to see
moments like that.

I have to say that
I was a little worried,

because we all know
and love Dolly,

but, boy, did you surprise me.

Thank you so much.

You redeemed yourself
from your first Snatch Game

10 or 11 years ago.
[laughs]

Look out, world, here I come!

[all laugh]

Up next, Eureka.

This elegant Mama Smurf
in latex,

Twiggy mid-century pop art piece
I think is fantastic.

Give it just a little bit
of a sense of humor.

If your hair matched
the hair on the dress.

But you're at 99% here,
so literally.

As far as the performance,

you know,
I love a good dirty joke,

so that was the best.

Your makeup was on point.

It was true art in itself.

You looked ridiculously amazing.

Your body shape,
what you were wearing,

your hair, your makeup,

it was all fully on point,
quintessential Divine.

I think you swung big,

and I think that's
what this is about.

Not all of them landed,
but a huge portion of them did.

-Thank you.
-Thanks, Eureka.

Up next, Pandora Boxx,
the Boxx that rocks!

I think it's
a really, really fun look.

I love the pop of neon,
I love the pleating detail.

I love that your images and all
of it is in the actual print.

I think it's a really,
really gorgeous runway look.

Let's talk about
your Kim Cattrall.

So I think what happened was
she's one of those people

that you can't just
keep doing the same thing,

and she kind of
does the same thing.

So I think you put yourself
in a box,

-and not a Boxx that rocks.
-[laughs]

And you got stuck there.

It just wasn't funny.

I feel like Kim Cattrall
is a really challenging one,

but you did deliver some really
cool lines that she would say,

'cause, you know,
she was dirty.

So, Pandora, did you have fun
doing the Snatch Game?

I did have fun, but I guess
I got too caught up

in how the character
would respond

to all the things
that Divine was saying.

All right.
Well, thank you, Pandora.

Thank you.

Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara,

advertising her lack
of a gag reflex.

Something you're proud of?

I am.
[all laugh]

So, yeah, let's talk
about this runway look.

I like this, you know,

kind of purple people-eater,
"I'm not gagging" look.

I get that this little message

is supposed to look like
a pop art moment,

but I need
a little more pop art.

-Okay.
-But I'm not gagging, either.

Haven't since the eighties.

[all laugh]

I agree that it's not as pop art
as the other ladies,

but your runway walk
is killing it.

I just have to tell you
that it was right on point.

In the Snatch Game, however,

I thought you had
some really fun moments.

You could have gone way further,

starting with a sailor hat.

Or just a simple headband.

-Come on!
-Yes, a headband!

[RuPaul laughs]

You were funny in a way that
you didn't really have jokes,

but you said some funny things
that weren't that funny,

but came out funny,
and you made Ru laugh.

So to me, you're slaying
the challenge, which you did.

Ra'Jah, you know, I really
enjoyed your La Toya Jackson.

Did you have fun doing La Toya?

I had a great time
doing La Toya.

Remember that, Ru?
[giggles]

[all laugh]
Thank you, Ra'Jah.

Thank you, ladies,
I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.

Ginger Minj, con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star
of the week.

[laughs]

You've won a cash prize
of $5.000

courtesy of Barefoot Wine,
a proud ally

celebrating the bold
and beautiful

for more than 30 years.

Now, when I call your name,
please step forward.

Trinity K. Bonet.

Pandora Boxx.

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom two
All Stars of the week.

Not in front of Ms. Tina.

Kylie, Eureka, Ra'Jah,

you are safe.

Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.

Ooh, child.

-Okay? Ehh!
-Bitch!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
One more time?

What I get?
What'd you say?

I won the Snatch Game?

I have two wins now,

so my track record
has gone voo-voo-voo-voo-voop.

I am right at the top
right now.

-Con-drag-ulations.
-To Ginger!

Aah!

It was a good day
to be Ginger Minj!

Trinity is giving us nipple.

[all laugh]

Release the nipple, bitch.

She need a breast reduction.

Girl, I had to take this thing
from around my neck.

It was choking me.

Speak of choking...

[all laugh]

They didn't really love...

-Oh!
-Wow.

We tried to set that whole joke
up for you again, Miss Thing,

and you missed it again.

No, I got it.
I just thought I--

it just made more sense
to say I had nothing

instead of I have nothing, but--

Oh, you were trying to give 'em
proper English.

Yeah, you know,
I don't fucking know.

Shit. I don't--

You didn't get
the best critiques

for your Snatch Game.

Expected.

I guess I should feel,
like, bad, but I don't,

because I enjoyed myself
and I had a good time.

You know,
and I don't want anybody

to feel like I gave up on it
or I didn't try,

because I really did.

But being quick and witty
like that is a talent,

and I haven't built
that confidence

to be that type of funny yet.

So I took that "L"
and I was okay with it,

and I am okay with it.

Trinity has two wins
in her belt,

but when she falls, she falls.

Trinity, you wanna come over

and chitchat with me
for a minute?

Let's chatchit.

Make it good, girl.

We knew more Whitney Houston
references than she did.

And for Snatch Game, bitch,
you have to be on your shit.

So, Pandora,
how you feeling, girl?

Well, not great.

I felt like
I could have done more.

You know, maybe it wasn't
the best one out of everybody,

but you should be proud
of what you did.

Pandora, can I
say something to you

about the Snatch Game
situation?

I feel like there's been
a few comments made by you

referencing, like, you felt
like Divine was too much,

and how it might have affected
you in your Snatch Game.

I hate that you feel that way.

I felt like there were
a lot of times

where, like, me and Ra'Jah
both would just kind of be quiet

to try to let you have time,

and I just don't want it
to be, like,

a reason that
you didn't do well

was like let's blame Eureka
kind of vibe.

And I'm getting that
a little bit.

I'm sorry, it's not
that I was blaming you.

Divine was so big,

and I really was caught up
in the character.

-It threw me.
-Yeah.

I guess that's what I should
have said, that it threw me.

There was a lot
going on inside my head.

That is not a good thing when
you are doing improv and comedy.

Right.

I appreciate her saying that,

because it puts me
a little bit at ease.

Like, I deserve
to stand up for myself,

and if you feel some type
of way, say it to me

and let's talk about it
so I can defend myself.

And if I did something wrong,
I don't mind apologizing,

but I didn't do anything wrong.

I did my job,
and I did it well.

I really, really wanna be here.

Like, I've wanted
to be here this entire time.

I felt like I've done well
this entire time.

I think maybe
I was too caught up

in "I have to win a challenge,
I have to win a challenge,"

and that definitely
has plagued me.

I'm really trying--
I'm listening to you.

I just want you to know

when I keep leaning
my head back, y'all,

it's because this ponytail
is so heavy.

How you feeling?

I'm really good.

I knew that Snatch Game
would be a problem for me.

Other things haven't been,
and that's been a blessing

which has allowed me
to get to this point.

For all of you kids at home,
let's do the math.

This is Pandora's second time
in the bottom.

She has not had a win,

and I have two wins.

Add the shit up.

If the girls vote
off of track record,

I should be good.

I enjoyed our dynamic.

Like, every good comedy act
has a straight man,

one that just kind of sits there
and is the punching bag,

and that's the joke.

But I felt
a little disappointed,

because I wanted to see
a little more fight from you.

Okay.

And that's just me
being an observer

and wanting to, like--

I could totally see that,

but I can't help that
I'm not as fast as you.

I can't help that I'm not
as witty or as funny.

I don't--I don't--I definitely
don't wanna go home.

Like, I don't wanna go.

I don't wanna go home,
not so close.

Yeah. Trinity
is clearly a frontrunner

because she has won two times.

But I don't know
that it would be fair

to put her forward
in the competition

if she's not going to put the
same effort into every challenge

that she does to the challenges
that she's comfortable with.

-Hello.
-How are you?

I'm good.
Well, okay.

[both laugh]

But I'm disappointed in myself
and in the Snatch Game.

I just felt the pressure.

I felt the pressure
of Carol Channing,

that ghost that haunts me,

and that I haven't won
a challenge.

It was a lot.

But I feel like
I still stayed in character,

they loved my runway look,

and I would love
to continue to be here

and do more challenges,
whatever they throw at us,

and being the Pandora
that I am, and--

-The Boxx that rocks.
-The Boxx that rocks.

I have not made up my mind.

I'm not counting either one
of you out at this point.

So I just want you to know that.

-Well, thank you.
-And thank you, honestly,

because, you know,
the very first Snatch Game,

I was in love
with your Carol Channing.

It's what, like, inspired me
to wanna do stuff like this.

-So thank you for that.
-Well, you're welcome.

I have been such a huge fan
of Pandora Boxx for years.

Season 2 was the first time
I watched Drag Race

and saw somebody
who did what I do,

who made me feel like
I could be a superstar

and I could be a part of this.

That was Pandora Boxx.

So I would love to continue
to compete with her.

All right, Miss Thing,
I love you,

but I gotta go get ready
for this lip sync.

Do you need me to give you
the $2.500 back?

Like, would that
help sway the vote?

PayPal before taxes?

Yes.

We'll see.

I love you, I'm proud of you,

I'm happy about
our journey here together.

Good luck, baby.
Take care of yourself.

I love you.

Today's decision is not easy
because I love them both.

I respect them both,
so it's not personal.

I love you.

[sighs]

Voting is so weird,
because just when you think

you've got it down
to, like, a science,

the equation changes.

So I don't know.

Like, I ain't no mathematician.

All I know is it sucks,

and it's gonna suck until
the competition is over.

Ooh, I'm gonna need an Advil.

I'm gonna need
some ibuprofen for my head.

Welcome back.

Ginger Minj, are you ready
to meet your opponent?

I would love to.

It's time to present
this week's lip sync assassin.

[thunder]

Ooh.

Is it Alaska?

Somebody's feelin' it today,
honey.

Okay?

Ru-veal yourself!

Mother, who have you invited
to this play date?

Who could it be?

Girl, I don't know who--

Oh, who is it?

Oh, my God!

[cheers and applause]

I love that dress.

Not Heidi
in the gap-toothed Closet!

The costume's right,
the hair's too much.

Miss Thing, Ginger is about to
have a little run for her money,

'cause Heidi loves to twirl.

Heidi N Closet,
welcome home, darling.

I'm back again!
[laughs]

Sorry. I'm excited.

I never thought I'd ever
say that name again.

[all laugh]

Are you ready
to lip sync the house down?

Well, you know, I came here
prepared to do what I got to do

and handle business.

-Okay.
-So let's get to it.

Ladies, Heidi holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group
has voted to send home.

If Heidi wins the lip sync,

that queen gets el choppo.

Ladies, are you ready to slay?

I'm feeling soft and supple.

Oh, bitch!
[all laugh]

Two queens stand before me.

Ginger, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $20.000,

and earn the power

to give one of
the bottom queens

ze chop.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy!

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Blood races
to your private spots ♪

♪ Lets me know there's a fire ♪

♪ You can't fight passion
when passion is hot ♪

♪ Temperatures rise
inside my sugar walls ♪

Take advantage.

It's all right. [laughs]

♪ I feel so alive
when I'm with you ♪

♪ Come and feel my presence ♪

♪ It's raining tonight ♪

[laughs]
Miss Ginger Minj.

♪ I can show you things
you've never seen ♪

She is giving you
all of the quirkiness,

making it campy.

And we know Miss Heidi
got all the tricks,

the kicks, the splits. Whoo.

♪ I can make you never want
to fall in love again ♪

♪ Come spend the night
inside my sugar walls ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ My sugar walls ♪

♪ Come spend the night
inside my sugar walls ♪

[laughs]

♪ My sugar walls ♪

[cheers and applause]

Brava, darling.

That was marvelous.

Ooh, child.
I've made my decision.

Ginger Minj,
you're a winner, baby!

[cheers and applause]

Con-drag-ulations.

You've earned a cash tip
of $20.000.

-Whoo!
-Whoo!

Heidi, thank you
for your sensational service.

[whistling] Thank you
so much for having me.

[whistling] Signing out.

[all laugh]

-Bye!
-Thank you, darling.

It's so nice to meet you.

Bye, Miss Heidi!

Will the bottom queens
please step forward?

Ginger, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen...

to get the chop?

I actually thought about this
for a very long time,

and it's a decision
that I didn't wanna make,

but I understand that I have to.

The girl I've chosen
to get the chop...

is Pandora.

As it is written,
so it shall be done.

My dear Pandora Boxx,

you are and will
always be an All Star.

Thank you for bringing me back
for a third time,

and thank you for every
opportunity you've given me.

I appreciate it.

Now sashay away.

I love you.

This isn't really
the full fantasy

I had envisioned
for the third time around.

I'm sorry.

I love you, sis.

I am proud of what I brought
to this competition.

Being here and doing all this,
I had fun.

Great work, honestly.

And I just can't imagine my life
without drag, though.

I mean, there would be
a lot less glitter in my anus.

I forgot to do a catchphrase.

Is the exit here?

No, it's here. Bye-ee!

[laughs]

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you cannot love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

[music plays]

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

♪ You're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you
for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

RuPaul:
Paging the Boxx that rocks!

Do not leave.
It's not over.

This season, there's
a game within a game.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You wanna play?

I was ready to just get home
and have sex,

but now I'm,
like, am I staying?

RuPaul: Next time
on All Stars...

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to transform yourself

into a live action character

that pays a visit to
the very animated Drag Tots.

[cheering]
So cool.

We're down to five girls,
and you're all superstars.

At the end of this challenge,

only the top four
is going to be left standing.

Ugh.

These girls seem to be
feeling the pressure.

These ho's want you
to doubt yourself, period.

Pblblblblbl.

Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪