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RuPaul: Previously on All Stars...

We have five people

who have won a challenge.

But I also see two people who haven't yet.

Thank you for reminding us.

You need to write and perform

a new uplifting drag anthem.

[cheering]

♪ Everybody jokes I'm so nice, nice, nice ♪

♪ But I love me, so I don't think twice ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, bitch ♪

♪ If you blink, I'm gonna end up with the crown ♪

I love that you love yourself.

I love that you're known to be nice.

But you need to go a little deeper

and tell a little bit more.

You did kind of fade into the backdrop a little bit.

Trinity K. Bonet.

Con-drag-ulations. You're the top All Star of the week.

Good Lord, maybe we should have voted your ass out first.

I'm sure you all feel that way.

I don't think that anybody saw me

being a frontrunner.

Ru-veal yourself now!

[cheering]

Ooh, Miss Trinity threw his wig off.

RuPaul: For the first time in Drag Race herstory,

we have a group vote tie.

The power of elimination

returns to the top All Star of the week.

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

My sister and my faith...

Jan.

Jan, sashay away.

Ooh, girl.

- Ooh. - Miss Thing.

Aroo!

Does anybody have any glue?

Because my face is cracked.

This is some bullshit.

I lost two lip syncs,

so I guess I lost my assassin card.

I don't know how in the hell that happened.

This some bullshit here.

This win was so deserving,

and you did what needed to be done.

Except for put a bobbypin in.

[all laugh]

Gotta glue that wig, motherfucker.

Now, Miss Trinity,

let's talk about how you wrote a song

about being in the lead,

and actually you are in the lead now.

Okay? Open your eyes.

Get that knee, Eureka.

- Get that knee, bitch. - Boom!

[all laugh]

Two wins,

but you haven't won a lip sync yet.

-Ooh! -Ooh!

Ginger, I came in here an assassin.

I ain't got to win no lip sync.

[all laugh] Oh, okay.

Can we talk about the twist?

So is this the first time that that has happened?

I don't think there's ever been a tie.

-Yeah -Wow.

Eureka and I were, like, so what does this mean now?

Do both of them go home?

That's the first thing I thought.

In my head, I was, like, oh, fuck.

Yeah, because then it became your decision again.

Yeah.

Can I tell you how it feels on stage?

♪ Oh, my God ♪

Every emotion at once. All of them.

The reason why I went with you and sent Jan home

was because you have been safe.

But even in your safes,

they've always really praised you.

You have put in a lot of work.

-And you haven't done bad. -And you haven't done bad.

So that's why I made that decision.

Now let me tell you something.

Okay.

Bitch, you better be louder than Eureka

from here on out, okay?

I wanna hear you, I wanna see you,

I want you to talk.

Don't let none of us talk over you.

Well, thank you, Trinity, for saving me!

You're welcome! [all laugh]

Yes, Panda.

Do we wanna, like, find out,

like, who did what?

I chose Pandora.

I chose Jan.

I chose Jan.

I chose Pandora.

Here's the thing. I've been friends with Pandora

a lot longer than I've even known Jan.

I love Pandora. We are friends outside of this.

My entire decision came down to

this one particular challenge.

I felt like Pandora got the worst critiques.

I chose Pandora

because I didn't know how to add up the track record

with Jan's two bottoms and then also having a win,

and then Pandora being consistent and safe.

Those were the things that I got wrapped up in.

That was the decision I made.

I stand beside it,

but I'm still glad you're here,

because I enjoy you.

I just think it's a load of crap.

It was Jan's third time in the bottom.

My first.

Can everybody feel that?

That's my major eye roll.

Ugh.

I hope that you don't take it personally,

and we can move past it obviously.

I mean, yeah, I might be a little, like, well, fuck you.

But this is part of the competition.

We'll have a new day and it won't matter.

Well, I appreciate that.

Just don't be in the bottom.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God. Did I say that out loud?

-Ooh. -Bitch.

Mama told me if I didn't have nothin' nice to say,

don't say nothin' at all. So...

Let's go ahead and do this, ladies.

I'm just gonna say this.

But I gotta get my ass to a win,

because I have been safe this entire time.

I'm just tired of that narrative for me.

I feel like I'm always the bridesmaid

and never the bride.

Like, I wanna get married.

[laughs]

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge Ms. Tina Knowles-Lawson.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Oh, my God.

Come on, top six!

It's like the first day of school all over again.

It's a new day in the werkroom,

and I'm ready to go.

I'm officially the frontrunner.

Darling Jan, what did you have to say?

"I love you all so much.

"Thank you for loving, supporting, and caring for me.

"You're all so special. I'm so proud of you.

"Keep slaying. I bow to you all.

Not this. Jan."

We gonna miss you, girl.

There she goes.

Don't be a hater.

I'm not. I was trying to figure out

which Beyoncé song you was bouncing to.

[all laugh]

-Just like that. -Wow.

Girl, now look at this.

Remember when there was so many of us,

we couldn't fit around two tables?

Pretty soon, it's gonna be

just a couple people on one side.

There's gonna be a couple people on one side,

and then there's gonna be me.

-At the house. -At the house.

-No, bitch, uh-uh. -With Gizmo.

[all laugh]

Y'all are so messy.

Hello, hello, hello.

-Hi. -Hi.

And then there were six.

Yes.

My queens.

Now, you have been sequestered here

for eight long weeks.

You're probably dying

for a little bit of loving.

We're dying. We're dying. Ooh.

Well, you're in luck,

because for this week's maxi-challenge,

it's time to play...

Snatch Game of Love.

[laughs]

Brought to you by Barefoot Wine.

#AllStars6.

Now, you need to do a celebrity impersonation

that will make us laugh happily ever after.

[laughs]

And tomorrow on the main stage,

We'll be joined by the queen mother herself,

Ms. Tina Knowles-Lawson.

-Oh! -What?

Oh, my God.

I'm gagging.

Like, one step closer to Beyoncé.

That's like meeting God...

if Beyoncé's Jesus.

Snatchelorettes, start your engines...

Vrum-vrum-vrum-vrum!

and may the best drag queen win.

Oh, the Snatch Game.

This is the most legendary challenge

of Drag Race. you know.

-It really is. -And it really separates

the actors from the amateurs.

This is the motherfucking Snatch Game, bitch.

Whoo!

This is the most iconic challenge

in Drag Race herstory.

A celebrity impersonation, a lot of improv,

and killing it with the comedy.

Baby, let's do it.

I can't say that I'm not worried

because this is... Ginger's high point.

Could I get a match, please?

It's a fake cigarette.

[all laugh]

You tried your best, darling.

-I tried. -[laughs]

Who you doing for the Snatch Game?

Me? I'm doing Phyllis Diller.

She was a legendary comedienne, right?

Yes. She was, like, the first famous female comedienne.

-Okay. -I'm really excited about it

because she's all punchlines, one-liners.

And she's an insult comedienne without being mean.

I can't wait to see it.

I was at the beauty parlor today

for 7 1/2 hours,

and that was for the estimate.

[all laugh]

The thing about Ginger,

she is a Rolodex of one-liner jokes,

and that's what Snatch Game is all about

is getting that punchline in.

She's definitely gonna be tough competition for me.

-Who you doing? -Divine.

She was the original drag superstar.

Yeah, really.

Before RuPaul, there was Divine.

Obviously she's known famously

for eating dog shit in Pink Flamingos.

The last time I did Snatch Game,

I did Honey Boo Boo,

and my go-go juice helped me almost win.

I'm Honey Boo Boo, y'all.

I was a close first or second alternate,

and I was okay with that.

Now, I'm not okay with that this time.

I'm gonna have to chop up and get this on, girl.

I gotta win a challenge, Miss Thing.

Y'all, I kind of need to win.

Are you looking at me and you're saying that?

Because I need to win, too.

The pressure is on.

This week's maxi-challenge

is the Snatch Game of Love,

but I'm not looking for love.

I am looking to get a win.

Grr-rr!

So since your original Snatch Game character--

let's talk about it-- is so legendary,

do you feel, like, pressure?

Yes. [laughs] Like, that's a lot of live up to.

Scurvy. [laughs]

[imitating Carol Channing] I'm the national spokesperson

for Broadway actresses against scurvy.

Going into this new Snatch Game,

I am haunted by

the ghost of Snatch Game past.

I don't want to carry that in with me

and keep thinking, oh, is it as funny as last time?

I cannot even think about it because it's--

Like, I'm going a completely different type of character.

-You're doing... -Kim Cattrall.

Okay.

I wanna, like, play up

that sexiness of Kim Cattrall

and that cougar vibe that she gets.

And I'm gonna have fun with it and own it.

[imitating Kim Cattrall] I'm dating a guy

with the funkiest taste in spunk.

Hey, All Stars.

-Hey. -Hey.

I have a question.

Why do fools fall in love?

'Cause even fools need love, too.

Yeah, well, there you go.

Who you calling a fool?

[laughs]

All right, TKB.

Come on over.

-Yes. -Hello, honey.

Oh, I know who it is.

The necklace and the dress that is off the shoulder

with the little pussycat wig.

-Whitney Houston. -Yes.

Yes. And have you done it before?

I do Whitney quite often.

Actually I toured Canada,

and on that tour I did Whitney 22 times.

Wow.

I had mastered the body language

and the mannerisms, and the gestures.

How do you make Whitney Houston funny?

That's gonna be the-- That's gonna be--

Therein lies the challenge.

Whitney, what did you have for breakfast?

Ooh.

Oh! Oh! See? Right there.

Right there. You gotta be faster.

I am not the quickest queen. That I am not.

I am better with preparation.

But hopefully I don't let you down.

I hope you don't let me down, either,

because I want you to succeed.

I want all you bitches to succeed.

I know I'm gonna look sickening as Whitney Houston.

Now, will I be Whitney Houston?

-It's not right... -But it's okay.

All right, Kylie. Come on over.

How you doing?

I...I mean, as you know,

I was the first girl to go home

from Snatch Game.

That's right. Ooh.

Season 2 was the first season to have a Snatch Game,

and I was its first victim.

-Let's go to Lady Gaga. -Yes.

Last time I took a ride on her disco stick,

I got...

Money, honey.

Sonique, sashay away.

So what have you learned?

After having done it

and having watched the show,

what have you learned about Snatch Game

that will help you this time?

I think what I learned was to, like,

go with what I know and what feels the closest to me.

Yeah.

I'm country as a biscuit.

Like, why not tap into that?

So I'm doing Dolly Parton.

Dolly! This should be a home run for you

if you can perform it.

Have you ever performed as Dolly before?

I have not.

You know, Dolly has this gregarious, outward personality.

How are you going to find

that sort of boisterous Dolly in you?

I have that in me,

and I do want you guys to see that.

Good, 'cause I love Dolly Parton.

Snatch Game freaks me out a little bit,

and Dolly Parton is some really big shoes to fill.

But you know what?

I'm ready to try this,

give it a second try.

All right. Ra'Jah, come on over.

-Hello. -Hey.

-I love the suit. -Oh, thank you so much.

I see that you're sporting a white suit there.

Who are you doing?

I am actually doing La Toya Jackson.

Oh, my goodness.

I know. One of your favorite people, right?

-I love La Toya. -I absolutely love her.

I've known her for 25 years.

Okay. I knew that they had a relationship.

I didn't know that they had been cool for 25 years.

So, you know, when somebody doing your homegirl,

you like, bitch, you gonna do my girl some justice

or...or no?

I would say that I've studied her enough

to know the voice down

and, of course, her signature laugh.

You know, you can't do La Toya without the laugh,

the signature laugh.

I heard her once.

They asked her what her favorite food was.

She says, well, my favorite food is sushi.

But at the same time,

I don't like fish and I don't like rice.

-Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. -[laughs]

[laughs]

It's great.

[laughs]

So anyway, yes.

Finally on this program

we're gonna get a La Toya Jackson.

You better be good. You better be funny.

I hope I can impress you.

I hope I can do that.

All right. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Girl, you better step your pussy up.

Is this pressure? Is this pressure?

I'm not putting that pressure on myself.

Girl, get out of here. Get out of here.

How you feeling after your walk-through?

I thought that it went fine.

She asked fair questions,

like how are you gonna make her funny

and, you know.

It's really hard, to, like, try to mimic somebody

and be funny.

-Like, that's an art. -It really is.

I can be funny when it's scripted.

What I am not is quick.

And at the Snatch Game of Love,

you got to say it off the top of your head

and you have to be very witty

and you have to be aware

of the character that you're doing.

So it's a lot of pressure,

and I can't be in the bottom in front of Tina.

I'm not giving up.

No.

I have, humbly saying,

the top track record right now,

and if I happen to land in the bottom,

you know, I think that I will be okay

this go-around.

I'm just gonna go and have a good time.

-Just commit to it. -Yeah, just commit to it.

And stick to it.

And if I can't come up with something,

just read the shit out of the person next to me.

[laughs]

Michelle: From the heart of Hollywood,

it's time to play...

brought to you by Barefoot Wine.

And here's the Snatch-maker himself,

RuPaul.

It's time to play the Snatch Game of Love.

Let's meet our celebrity snatchelorettes.

First up, the legendary comedienne, Phyllis Diller.

-Hi, Phyllis. -Hi. [laughs]

Phyllis, what's the secret to a happy relationship?

Not knowing each other.

Soon as you learn about the other person,

it's time for the old axe.

All right.

Up next, let's hear it for the voice.

The one and only Whitney Houston is here.

Hey! How are you?

Hey, Whitney, you look gorgeous.

Thank you. I'm back.

Your voice is like butter.

Oh, thank you, baby. Thank you so much.

I'm back. I'm so happy to be back.

-Well, it's not right... -But it's okay.

And I'm not sure where I'm coming from,

but I'm back.

Okay. [laughs]

And next, we have a national treasure.

Dolly Parton is here.

Well, hey there, sugar.

Why'd you come in here looking like that?

Well, honey, I might be married,

but I can look at the map.

Don't mean I'm going on a trip.

[all laugh]

Oh. Miss Kylie.

I see you. I see you.

All right.

Now let's play the Snatch Game of Love.

-Come on. -Come on.

First, we've gotta close that sugar wall.

All right. Our first snatchelor

hails from Old Town, Idaho.

Please welcome Cheyenne Jackson.

[cheers and applause]

-Hello. -Hello.

-Well, you look fantastic. -Thank you.

What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?

I guess I'm looking for love in all the wrong places, Ru.

Well, this might be the end of the road for you,

in many ways, actually.

[laughs]

Here's how our game works.

You ask our celebrities personal questions,

and they try to win you over with their answers.

When the buzzer goes off,

you choose your dream snatch.

Simple as that, Cheyenne.

Snatchelorette number one,

if we get into a committed relationship,

my hall pass is Fortune Feimster.

Who is your hall pass and why?

Probably the next-door neighbor.

My last boyfriend lived 100 miles away.

Talk about a tremendous sex drive.

[all laugh]

It was long.

I mean, it wasn't long, but the drive was.

Got it. Yes.

Snatchelorette number two.

♪ Cheyenne, Cheyenne ♪

RuPaul: Ooh, all right.

Well, she's come back, but the voice hasn't.

[all laugh]

Same question. If we get into a committed relationship,

who's your hall pass and why?

My hall pass, sweetie, would probably be

somebody in a cell at the L.A. county jail.

Because Whitney don't do no sharing.

Okay. [crickets]

[applause] Okay.

Snatchelorette number three,

If we were going on a two-week vacation

at a nudist colony, what would you pack?

Well, I imagine I would need to bring my waxing kit.

We don't need the whole airport.

Just the landing strip.

[all laugh]

Pblblblbl.

I'm that kind of girl.

We can all see what kind of a girl you are.

-Oh! -Well, honey, I don't know

when the last time you were able to see

what kind of girl you are.

[all laugh]

The only thing I haven't been able to see in years

are my feet.

-[laughs] -Me, too.

[all laugh]

Snatchelorette number one, same question.

A blindfold probably.

[all laugh]

I will have to agree with her on that one.

[laughs]

I've been trying to close my legs since 1972.

[all laugh]

I thought I had a lump behind my breast.

Turned out to be a trick knee.

[all laugh]

Okay, nothing wrong with that.

Snatchelorette number two,

if we were sharing a bed,

what would you do to stop me from snoring?

Well, honey... [chuckles]

Can you repeat the question?

-Yes, I can. -[laughs]

She's saying she has nothing.

Yes.

[all laugh]

-Snatchelorette number two. -Yes.

How would you stop me from snoring

if we were sharing a bed?

I'll slap the hell out of you if you call that sleep.

Used to do it to Bobby all the time.

Okay.

You're gonna need a Bodyguard.

[all laugh]

You know what? Mm. Uh. I'm done.

Out. Don't worry about it.

Snatchelorette number three,

would you make up a show tune

and sing it for me now?

And would you call it I Love Cheyenne?

-I got you, honey. -All right.

♪ We did it on the bed and we did it on the floor ♪

♪ We did it in the kitchen and we did it some more ♪

♪ I love you, Cheyenne, you're my man ♪

♪ Jolene, if you are out there ♪

♪ Your ass is grass ♪

[all laugh]

Available on iTunes at some point.

[laughter and applause]

Snatchelorette number one.

If a genie granted you three wishes,

what would you wish for yourself,

and then what would you wish

for snatchelorettes number two and three?

Well, I wish that I

hadn't gotten that navy ship tattooed on my chest.

I figured it was the only way

I'd ever get SEAMEN across my tits.

Oh, my goodness, honey.

You are a dirty girl.

For snatchelorettes number two and three,

I wish you would shut the fuck up.

[all laugh]

Very, very vicious women.

Don't listen to them, honey.

This place is Jurassic Park.

Because they look extinct,

and they are dead.

[all laugh]

[hiss]

Lordy.

[all laugh]

[buzzer]

Oh, that's our buzzer.

-Aw. -Aw.

Cheyenne, who snatched your heart?

Is it snatchelorette number one,

number two,

or snatchelorette number three?

I'm gonna go with my gut

and say snatchelorette number one.

Oh, you picked the beauty.

I always get my man.

Look at that. That's Tiffany's.

Now, Cheyenne, before you meet

snatchelorette number one,

let's meet the two celebrities you didn't choose.

Miss Whitney Houston.

Hello. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

-So nice to meet you. -You, too.

You made a horrible decision.

Thank you, Whitney.

Thank you. Thank you for having me.

All right, Cheyenne, let me introduce you

to Dolly Parton.

Here she comes again.

Goodness. Look, there's a big old grown boy over here.

[all laugh]

It's always a business doing pleasure with you.

Thank you, Dolly.

All right, Cheyenne, this is it.

Only a thin pink sugar wall

stands between you and the future Ms. Jackson.

Move that sugar wall!

And say hello to Phyllis Diller.

Oh, hi.

Cheyenne, how do you feel right now?

I feel, uh...

Like chicken tonight?

[all laugh]

I feel my two favorite emotions:

excited and scared.

Another snatch made in heaven.

Now, don't touch that dial,

because there's more Snatch Game of Love

right after this.

-Mwah! -Mwah!

Welcome back to Snatch Game of Love.

Let's meet our celebrity snatchelorettes.

First up, the filthy and fabulous Divine is here.

I am Divine.

Yes, you are. So, Divine,

have you had any female trouble lately?

Oh, I have nothing but female trouble.

Taffy's little stupid ass always getting on my nerves

and condoning cannibalism.

Murder everyone! Fuck it.

[laughs] All right, up next,

she put the sex in Sex And The City.

Kim Cattrall is here.

Hello, RuPaul.

I am simply titillated to be here.

Are you now?

Now, Kim, what do you look for in a man?

-Available. -Oh.

There you go.

All right, up next,

Grammy Award-winning singer/songwriter

La Toya Jackson.

Ru!

Hi, La Toya.

Do you do any dating, La Toya?

Well, nowadays, I just sit at home with mother.

Oh, you do?

But if anybody can find me exactly what I'm looking for,

-it's you, my gal pal. -That's right.

All right. Y'all ready to play?

-Aha! -Yes!

Well, you had me at two words.

That was "snatch" and "game."

[laughs]

All right, let's close those sugar walls.

Our next hopeful romantic

is originally from Belmont, North Carolina.

Let's welcome Fortune Feimster.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

I'm ready to find some love.

Doesn't everybody want love?

Yeah.

Now, do you prefer being called a snatchelor

or a snatchelorette?

A snatch-catcher.

That's perfect. [all laugh]

All right, Fortune, your romantic journey

begins with your first question.

All right. Snatchelorette number one.

I'm a total fitness freak.

Can't you tell? [all laugh]

What kind of exercises could we do together?

You know, to burn calories?

Why, that is an attack against my divinity.

I'm not gonna exercise with you.

We'll go to the drive-in theater

and watch Walk On The Wild Side.

And when the love scene comes on,

we'll start to pet

and I'll run my hot sweaty hand up your leg.

[all laugh]

Mm. Smells like...candy.

[all laugh]

Snatchelorette number two.

Well, I think we would start

with a horizontal mambo,

and then move to the upside-down spread eagle.

I am a tri-sexual,

so I'll try anything once.

And she smells like it, too.

[all laugh]

I can smell the snatch from here.

-[laughs] -Okay.

-Snatch 'em here, snatch 'em there.

Kill, kill, kill! [laughs]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[all laugh]

Snatchelorette number three.

Well, I am a fitness expert,

although I don't like to work out.

[all laugh]

So I'd have to say

this new thing that my trainer showed me.

You stick it around and you shake.

Well, I wish that's what your dad would have done

with your mom.

Ooh.

You scared? Yeah, okay.

We're a little afraid over here, too.

I feel like I need security.

All right, next question, snatchelorette number three.

You and I are popping a bottle of Barefoot bubbly.

-Ooh. -Oh.

What are we celebrating,

and what are you wearing?

We are celebrating our first date, silly.

[giggles]

Cheers to you and me. And what am I wearing?

A nice pantsuit.

[all laugh]

Okay.

[giggles]

That's a sensible outfit.

Snatchelorette number two.

If you were writing

the online dating profile for snatchelorette number one,

what would it be?

Watch it!

I would write, "error, error, error!"

-Yeah. -That's all you got?

Or maybe I would say

a sasquatch sighting has been found.

That was a little better.

[all laugh]

Yours is an angry snatch.

Bad snatch! Bad snatch!

Hit it. Make it feel better.

-[laughs] -I'd rather not.

Next question.

Snatchelorette number three.

I have 12 cats.

It's really important to me

that they like the person that I'm dating.

What would you do to win them over?

Well, I am a cat lover,

although I'm allergic.

[all laugh]

So I would have to say catnip.

I tried it once back in the day.

You remember that, Ru?

No, I don't actually.

I don't either. Ha!

[all laugh]

Meow. Me-- [coughs]

Oh, sorry. A hairball.

[scattered applause]

All right, ladies.

I want Cheyenne Jackson

to be the father of my babies.

-Aw. -Aw.

Do you... [laughs]

like children?

I think I may be a little too old to have them.

[all laugh]

I love children,

as long as they're other people's children.

I love children.

Sweet little scrumptious balls of joy.

[evil laugh]

Okay.

[buzzer] Oh, darn it.

That buzzer means time is up.

-Oh. -Oh.

Who do you choose?

Is it snatchelorette number one,

number two, or number three?

No one.

Wait. What?

My heart is with somebody else.

-Really? -Yeah.

I thought I could get past it,

but I can't.

What? What you mean?

Well, Fortune, let's meet the three snatchelorettes...

-Okay. -That you did not choose.

All right.

First, say hello to Divine.

Ha! Well, I know your address,

and later I might just be ready for a barbecue.

-Whoa. -Rah!

-Aah! -Oh!

I left my fucking dress.

Wow. I don't have any regrets.

The one that got away.

All right. Now meet Kim Cattrall.

A pleasure to meet you.

Love your TV show.

And last but not least, La Toya Jackson is here.

Next time, Ru.

[laughs]

All right, Fortune, at Snatch Game of Love,

we always have a happy ending.

What?

Move that sugar wall!

[both gasp]

Cheyenne Jackson.

Wow!

-Fortune... -Cheyenne...

-Will you make me... -Will you make me...

-the happiest man alive? -the happiest man alive?

-Aw. -Aw.

-Yes! -Yes, I will!

[gasps] Oh!

The Snatch Game of Love did it again!

Join us next time on the Snatch Game of Love.

Let's blow 'em a kiss.

-Mwah! -Mwah!

[cheering]

[snap]

[laughs]

[snap, snap]

Oh, my goodness, we are back.

And we're ready for action.

Thank you.

[laughs]

I am Divine.

And you are... [laughs]

Darrell.

[both laugh]

After yesterday's Snatch Game of Love,

I'm feeling okay.

I had mother kiki-ing on the sideline,

but I don't know, because not all of my jokes landed,

so, ooh, I'm a little nervous.

I ain't gonna lie.

Yesterday was everything.

Well, and we didn't really get together.

-I'm really happy. -Yeah, bitch.

My Snatch Game, I'm even gagging.

It was fun.

I was right there with fucking Ginger Minj,

the Snatch Game queen.

Poof.

[laughs]

It felt like there was such a good back and forth.

Everything happened so fast,

it was, like, there wasn't even time to be nervous

or even think about it.

-It was just, like, pshew. -It was really fun.

How you feel?

Feel okay.

[laughs]

How do you feel?

I'm good.

I already knew in the back of my head

that this was going to be my toughest challenge.

But I got through it, so it was what it was.

I mean, you still looked like Whitney,

and you held your own.

I think some people just shined bright and did well.

Oh, 100%.

I definitely see Kylie and Ginger being in the top.

I mean, that's without question.

Yeah, that's without question.

I'm not sure about

how they really did take to Divine.

If they were more offended or if they understood

that that's who the character was or...

It was a weird energy when we were up there.

I was like, I don't know how to respond

to "murder, kill, kill," and all that.

Like, what do you say?

Yeah.

I mean, I tried--I went far,

but Divine is really meant to be, like,

over the top and, like, kind of crazy and shocking.

And I definitely tried to cross some lines.

You know what I mean? I don't know.

I felt good about it.

I feel bad for Pandora

because I assumed that this would be something

that she would prosper in, because, you know,

she is one of the funny queens.

And I think that Pandora could have really did well

with the character that she chose,

but her head wasn't in it the way that it needed to be.

Who know how it's gonna go, right?

Take it with a grain of salt and hope for the best.

[chuckles]

I just thought it was weird

that Fortune didn't choose anybody.

I was, like, well, girl, you could have chose somebody.

I was upset about it, bitch.

I'd have scared the bitch to death

if she didn't choose me, bitch.

She did. She chose love.

She did. She got married to, oh, boy.

I know. Does that mean I don't even get my date with him?

Oh, my God, he cheated on you already.

-Already. -Damn.

Oh, classic.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

My main squeeze, Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, have you ever hooked up

with a celebrity?

Hmm. Sounds like Milli, tastes like Vanilli.

[laughs]

Girl, you know it's true.

So you went out with Millie Jackson.

-Yes, that's the one! -[laughs]

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Carson, what's the weirdest place

you've made whoopie?

Ru, once I made whoopie in a bed.

It was so weird.

-What? -Yeah.

-That's outrageous! -I know.

And superstar designer Ms. Tina Knowles-Lawson.

We are so honored to have you here.

Oh, God, I'm so excited to be here

and to meet you.

Well, I feel like I'm in a TKO:

Tina Knowles original.

[all laugh]

This week we challenged our queens

to steal our hearts

with their best celebrity impersonations.

And tonight on the runway,

category is Pop Art.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ You wear it well ♪

Category is Pop Art.

First up, Ginger Minj.

Carson: She's been framed!

Ginger: Every face on this dress

was printed out and hand ironed on by me.

This is art!

Don't censor my art!

RuPaul: There are 15 things I don't like about you.

Your face! [all laugh]

Kylie Sonique Love.

Um, my eyes are down here.

[all laugh]

Kylie: I am Jessica Rabbit

meets Andy Warhol, and boom.

I got cleavage in the front and the back.

Ms. Tina: She gives me Angie Dickinson. Sexy!

♪ You wear it well ♪

RuPaul: Eureka. Lucky Girl.

Now she can sit on her own face.

Eureka: I am serving you sixties mod fish fantasy.

Mama, this ain't purse first.

This is purse fiiiirst.

Carson: I love when your bag matches your face.

RuPaul: Yes. Pandora Boxx.

Michelle: Oh, look. Wet-ass Pandora.

[laughs]

Pandora: Drag queens love themselves,

so it's my face all over my cape.

And I've got a little Boxx purse

in the shape of a box.

Oh, my God, she's so clever.

Michelle: I don't know. For me it's kind of boxy.

[all laugh]

♪ Girl, work that high and tight ♪

RuPaul: Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Carson: This belongs in the Gag-genheim.

RuPaul: Yes.

Ra'Jah: She is dripping in candy-coated sparkle.

I know it says I'm not gagging,

but, bitch, you gagging.

RuPaul: I'm not gagging, you're gagging.

[all laugh]

Trinity K. Bonet.

Serving Justice.

Trinity: Say it loud. I'm Black and I'm proud.

I am representing all of the fallen angels

by the hands of police brutality,

and the trans community that we have lost as well.

You can be political and sickening

at the same damn time.

RuPaul: It's more than a garment. It's a movement.

Yes.

Welcome, All Stars.

Say hello to our very special guest,

Ms. Tina Knowles-Lawson.

-Hi. -Hi.

♪ What's the tea? ♪

I know they're all very excited you're here.

Oh, I'm excited to be here.

I mean, Ginger's so excited,

she can't put her arms down.

[all laugh] No.

All right, first up, Ginger Minj.

Oh, Ginger, when I saw that you were doing Phyllis Diller,

my heart got so excited.

And what was so magical about her

is she was always biting,

but always funny and always in on the joke.

I saw how committed you were to the clapbacks,

and I thought you nailed it

and just frigging swung it out of the park.

You were so present with the group.

You were able to get in so many more jokes

because you were listening to the other answers.

And that is so smart.

I want to talk about your ensemble.

I love the two boots, the different color gloves.

You would do Warhol proud.

Ginger, well done. Thank you.

Thank you.

Up next, Trinity K, Bonet.

-Hi. -TKB from the ATL.

BLM.

-Hi, Trinity. -Just say my name one more time.

[laughs] Trinity.

Aah!

Your outfit is stunning.

Just the fact that you came out

with that Black Lives Matter sign,

which is so important right now.

I loved how you incorporated that

into this pop art,

because that's not an easy thing to do.

I commend you not only

working that into a pop art look,

but also making quite a few statements.

Black trans lives, and with names on there.

I think it's so very important.

-So thank you for doing that. -Thank you.

It was a heartbreak hotel for me,

because you looked so great,

I wanted you to do so well.

You know, you were sandwiched

between two really great natural banterers,

and I think probably what happened was

you're trying so hard to keep up,

that you're not in the moment.

No jokes landed, really.

When you choose characters,

choose ones that you can go so over the top with

that there's no way you could lose it,

and I think we lost it a little bit.

-That's fair. -So Trinity,

when I spoke with you in the werkroom,

we talked about jokes and how to set it up.

Whitney, what'd you have for breakfast?

I had nothing.

No, bitch, it's "I have nothing."

[all laugh]

Well, see, look at you laughing.

I'm laughing at how crazy it is.

That I can't catch it? Yeah.

It's not right, but it's okay.

Yeah, that's right.

-Thank you, Trinity. -Thank you.

Up next, Kylie Sonique Love.

This is just glamorous,

and the back with the crack cutout

keeps it on-brand for Miss Kylie,

and it's just beautiful.

So let's talk about your Dolly.

First of all, you came in there looking like that.

Dolly is always beautifully presented and big personality,

and I didn't know you had that.

You got that Southern thing down.

You nailed Dolly.

You were quick and funny.

I laughed my ass off.

You were pushing yourself further

than I've ever seen you push yourself before.

I love to see moments like that.

I have to say that I was a little worried,

because we all know and love Dolly,

but, boy, did you surprise me.

Thank you so much.

You redeemed yourself from your first Snatch Game

10 or 11 years ago. [laughs]

Look out, world, here I come!

[all laugh]

Up next, Eureka.

This elegant Mama Smurf in latex,

Twiggy mid-century pop art piece I think is fantastic.

Give it just a little bit of a sense of humor.

If your hair matched the hair on the dress.

But you're at 99% here, so literally.

As far as the performance,

you know, I love a good dirty joke,

so that was the best.

Your makeup was on point.

It was true art in itself.

You looked ridiculously amazing.

Your body shape, what you were wearing,

your hair, your makeup,

it was all fully on point, quintessential Divine.

I think you swung big,

and I think that's what this is about.

Not all of them landed, but a huge portion of them did.

-Thank you. -Thanks, Eureka.

Up next, Pandora Boxx, the Boxx that rocks!

I think it's a really, really fun look.

I love the pop of neon, I love the pleating detail.

I love that your images and all of it is in the actual print.

I think it's a really, really gorgeous runway look.

Let's talk about your Kim Cattrall.

So I think what happened was she's one of those people

that you can't just keep doing the same thing,

and she kind of does the same thing.

So I think you put yourself in a box,

-and not a Boxx that rocks. -[laughs]

And you got stuck there.

It just wasn't funny.

I feel like Kim Cattrall is a really challenging one,

but you did deliver some really cool lines that she would say,

'cause, you know, she was dirty.

So, Pandora, did you have fun doing the Snatch Game?

I did have fun, but I guess I got too caught up

in how the character would respond

to all the things that Divine was saying.

All right. Well, thank you, Pandora.

Thank you.

Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara,

advertising her lack of a gag reflex.

Something you're proud of?

I am. [all laugh]

So, yeah, let's talk about this runway look.

I like this, you know,

kind of purple people-eater, "I'm not gagging" look.

I get that this little message

is supposed to look like a pop art moment,

but I need a little more pop art.

-Okay. -But I'm not gagging, either.

Haven't since the eighties.

[all laugh]

I agree that it's not as pop art as the other ladies,

but your runway walk is killing it.

I just have to tell you that it was right on point.

In the Snatch Game, however,

I thought you had some really fun moments.

You could have gone way further,

starting with a sailor hat.

Or just a simple headband.

-Come on! -Yes, a headband!

[RuPaul laughs]

You were funny in a way that you didn't really have jokes,

but you said some funny things that weren't that funny,

but came out funny, and you made Ru laugh.

So to me, you're slaying the challenge, which you did.

Ra'Jah, you know, I really enjoyed your La Toya Jackson.

Did you have fun doing La Toya?

I had a great time doing La Toya.

Remember that, Ru? [giggles]

[all laugh] Thank you, Ra'Jah.

Thank you, ladies, I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.

Ginger Minj, con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star of the week.

[laughs]

You've won a cash prize of $5.000

courtesy of Barefoot Wine, a proud ally

celebrating the bold and beautiful

for more than 30 years.

Now, when I call your name, please step forward.

Trinity K. Bonet.

Pandora Boxx.

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom two All Stars of the week.

Not in front of Ms. Tina.

Kylie, Eureka, Ra'Jah,

you are safe.

Thank you, ladies. You may leave the stage.

Ooh, child.

-Okay? Ehh! -Bitch!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One more time?

What I get? What'd you say?

I won the Snatch Game?

I have two wins now,

so my track record has gone voo-voo-voo-voo-voop.

I am right at the top right now.

-Con-drag-ulations. -To Ginger!

Aah!

It was a good day to be Ginger Minj!

Trinity is giving us nipple.

[all laugh]

Release the nipple, bitch.

She need a breast reduction.

Girl, I had to take this thing from around my neck.

It was choking me.

Speak of choking...

[all laugh]

They didn't really love...

-Oh! -Wow.

We tried to set that whole joke up for you again, Miss Thing,

and you missed it again.

No, I got it. I just thought I--

it just made more sense to say I had nothing

instead of I have nothing, but--

Oh, you were trying to give 'em proper English.

Yeah, you know, I don't fucking know.

Shit. I don't--

You didn't get the best critiques

for your Snatch Game.

Expected.

I guess I should feel, like, bad, but I don't,

because I enjoyed myself and I had a good time.

You know, and I don't want anybody

to feel like I gave up on it or I didn't try,

because I really did.

But being quick and witty like that is a talent,

and I haven't built that confidence

to be that type of funny yet.

So I took that "L" and I was okay with it,

and I am okay with it.

Trinity has two wins in her belt,

but when she falls, she falls.

Trinity, you wanna come over

and chitchat with me for a minute?

Let's chatchit.

Make it good, girl.

We knew more Whitney Houston references than she did.

And for Snatch Game, bitch, you have to be on your shit.

So, Pandora, how you feeling, girl?

Well, not great.

I felt like I could have done more.

You know, maybe it wasn't the best one out of everybody,

but you should be proud of what you did.

Pandora, can I say something to you

about the Snatch Game situation?

I feel like there's been a few comments made by you

referencing, like, you felt like Divine was too much,

and how it might have affected you in your Snatch Game.

I hate that you feel that way.

I felt like there were a lot of times

where, like, me and Ra'Jah both would just kind of be quiet

to try to let you have time,

and I just don't want it to be, like,

a reason that you didn't do well

was like let's blame Eureka kind of vibe.

And I'm getting that a little bit.

I'm sorry, it's not that I was blaming you.

Divine was so big,

and I really was caught up in the character.

-It threw me. -Yeah.

I guess that's what I should have said, that it threw me.

There was a lot going on inside my head.

That is not a good thing when you are doing improv and comedy.

Right.

I appreciate her saying that,

because it puts me a little bit at ease.

Like, I deserve to stand up for myself,

and if you feel some type of way, say it to me

and let's talk about it so I can defend myself.

And if I did something wrong, I don't mind apologizing,

but I didn't do anything wrong.

I did my job, and I did it well.

I really, really wanna be here.

Like, I've wanted to be here this entire time.

I felt like I've done well this entire time.

I think maybe I was too caught up

in "I have to win a challenge, I have to win a challenge,"

and that definitely has plagued me.

I'm really trying-- I'm listening to you.

I just want you to know

when I keep leaning my head back, y'all,

it's because this ponytail is so heavy.

How you feeling?

I'm really good.

I knew that Snatch Game would be a problem for me.

Other things haven't been, and that's been a blessing

which has allowed me to get to this point.

For all of you kids at home, let's do the math.

This is Pandora's second time in the bottom.

She has not had a win,

and I have two wins.

Add the shit up.

If the girls vote off of track record,

I should be good.

I enjoyed our dynamic.

Like, every good comedy act has a straight man,

one that just kind of sits there and is the punching bag,

and that's the joke.

But I felt a little disappointed,

because I wanted to see a little more fight from you.

Okay.

And that's just me being an observer

and wanting to, like--

I could totally see that,

but I can't help that I'm not as fast as you.

I can't help that I'm not as witty or as funny.

I don't--I don't--I definitely don't wanna go home.

Like, I don't wanna go.

I don't wanna go home, not so close.

Yeah. Trinity is clearly a frontrunner

because she has won two times.

But I don't know that it would be fair

to put her forward in the competition

if she's not going to put the same effort into every challenge

that she does to the challenges that she's comfortable with.

-Hello. -How are you?

I'm good. Well, okay.

[both laugh]

But I'm disappointed in myself and in the Snatch Game.

I just felt the pressure.

I felt the pressure of Carol Channing,

that ghost that haunts me,

and that I haven't won a challenge.

It was a lot.

But I feel like I still stayed in character,

they loved my runway look,

and I would love to continue to be here

and do more challenges, whatever they throw at us,

and being the Pandora that I am, and--

-The Boxx that rocks. -The Boxx that rocks.

I have not made up my mind.

I'm not counting either one of you out at this point.

So I just want you to know that.

-Well, thank you. -And thank you, honestly,

because, you know, the very first Snatch Game,

I was in love with your Carol Channing.

It's what, like, inspired me to wanna do stuff like this.

-So thank you for that. -Well, you're welcome.

I have been such a huge fan of Pandora Boxx for years.

Season 2 was the first time I watched Drag Race

and saw somebody who did what I do,

who made me feel like I could be a superstar

and I could be a part of this.

That was Pandora Boxx.

So I would love to continue to compete with her.

All right, Miss Thing, I love you,

but I gotta go get ready for this lip sync.

Do you need me to give you the $2.500 back?

Like, would that help sway the vote?

PayPal before taxes?

Yes.

We'll see.

I love you, I'm proud of you,

I'm happy about our journey here together.

Good luck, baby. Take care of yourself.

I love you.

Today's decision is not easy because I love them both.

I respect them both, so it's not personal.

I love you.

[sighs]

Voting is so weird, because just when you think

you've got it down to, like, a science,

the equation changes.

So I don't know.

Like, I ain't no mathematician.

All I know is it sucks,

and it's gonna suck until the competition is over.

Ooh, I'm gonna need an Advil.

I'm gonna need some ibuprofen for my head.

Welcome back.

Ginger Minj, are you ready to meet your opponent?

I would love to.

It's time to present this week's lip sync assassin.

[thunder]

Ooh.

Is it Alaska?

Somebody's feelin' it today, honey.

Okay?

Ru-veal yourself!

Mother, who have you invited to this play date?

Who could it be?

Girl, I don't know who--

Oh, who is it?

Oh, my God!

[cheers and applause]

I love that dress.

Not Heidi in the gap-toothed Closet!

The costume's right, the hair's too much.

Miss Thing, Ginger is about to have a little run for her money,

'cause Heidi loves to twirl.

Heidi N Closet, welcome home, darling.

I'm back again! [laughs]

Sorry. I'm excited.

I never thought I'd ever say that name again.

[all laugh]

Are you ready to lip sync the house down?

Well, you know, I came here prepared to do what I got to do

and handle business.

-Okay. -So let's get to it.

Ladies, Heidi holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group has voted to send home.

If Heidi wins the lip sync,

that queen gets el choppo.

Ladies, are you ready to slay?

I'm feeling soft and supple.

Oh, bitch! [all laugh]

Two queens stand before me.

Ginger, this is your chance to impress me,

win $20.000,

and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens

ze chop.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Blood races to your private spots ♪

♪ Lets me know there's a fire ♪

♪ You can't fight passion when passion is hot ♪

♪ Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls ♪

Take advantage.

It's all right. [laughs]

♪ I feel so alive when I'm with you ♪

♪ Come and feel my presence ♪

♪ It's raining tonight ♪

[laughs] Miss Ginger Minj.

♪ I can show you things you've never seen ♪

She is giving you all of the quirkiness,

making it campy.

And we know Miss Heidi got all the tricks,

the kicks, the splits. Whoo.

♪ I can make you never want to fall in love again ♪

♪ Come spend the night inside my sugar walls ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ My sugar walls ♪

♪ Come spend the night inside my sugar walls ♪

[laughs]

♪ My sugar walls ♪

[cheers and applause]

Brava, darling.

That was marvelous.

Ooh, child. I've made my decision.

Ginger Minj, you're a winner, baby!

[cheers and applause]

Con-drag-ulations.

You've earned a cash tip of $20.000.

-Whoo! -Whoo!

Heidi, thank you for your sensational service.

[whistling] Thank you so much for having me.

[whistling] Signing out.

[all laugh]

-Bye! -Thank you, darling.

It's so nice to meet you.

Bye, Miss Heidi!

Will the bottom queens please step forward?

Ginger, with great power comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen...

to get the chop?

I actually thought about this for a very long time,

and it's a decision that I didn't wanna make,

but I understand that I have to.

The girl I've chosen to get the chop...

is Pandora.

As it is written, so it shall be done.

My dear Pandora Boxx,

you are and will always be an All Star.

Thank you for bringing me back for a third time,

and thank you for every opportunity you've given me.

I appreciate it.

Now sashay away.

I love you.

This isn't really the full fantasy

I had envisioned for the third time around.

I'm sorry.

I love you, sis.

I am proud of what I brought to this competition.

Being here and doing all this, I had fun.

Great work, honestly.

And I just can't imagine my life without drag, though.

I mean, there would be a lot less glitter in my anus.

I forgot to do a catchphrase.

Is the exit here?

No, it's here. Bye-ee!

[laughs]

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you cannot love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen! -Amen!

All right. Now let the music play!

[music plays]

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

♪ You're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

RuPaul: Paging the Boxx that rocks!

Do not leave. It's not over.

This season, there's a game within a game.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You wanna play?

I was ready to just get home and have sex,

but now I'm, like, am I staying?

RuPaul: Next time on All Stars...

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to transform yourself

into a live action character

that pays a visit to the very animated Drag Tots.

[cheering] So cool.

We're down to five girls, and you're all superstars.

At the end of this challenge,

only the top four is going to be left standing.

Ugh.

These girls seem to be feeling the pressure.

These ho's want you to doubt yourself, period.

Pblblblblbl.

Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪