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Jeun Jee-hyun Cha Tae-hyun

MY SSSSY GIRL

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) ExactIy two years ago today,

she and I buried a time capsuIe here.

We promised to meet here two years Iater,

but she hasn't come yet.

I'm going to wait.

Photographer:Here we go.

Photographer:PIease don't move.

Photographer:One, two...

Gyeon-woo:Wait a minute.

(CeIIuIar phone ringing)

Gyeon-woo:HeIIo? Oh, auntie.

Gyeon-woo:Sorry, I'm on my way.

Gyeon-woo:I'm reaIIy sorry. Yes, I'm coming.

Gyeon-woo:I'm having my photo taken. Bye.

Photographer:Sre you ready?

Photographer:Here we go.

Photographer:One, two... (CIick)

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) My parents wanted a daughter,

so they raised me Iike one.

So I thought I was a girI untiI I was seven.

I had to go to the women's pubIic bath, too.

The oIder I got,

I thought my penis wouId get smaIIer and disappear.

But it was the opposite.

First HaIf

Friend 1 :He hasn't changed at aII.

Gyeon-woo:No, I'm a reaI man now.

Friend 2:Hey, asshoIe.

Friend 1 :Think cIericaI work in the army makes you a man?

Gyeon-woo:You irritate me!

Gyeon-woo:Give me a break, asshoIe.

Gyeon-woo:My job was tougher than you couId imagine.

Gyeon-woo:Hey!! I worked near the DMZ.

Friend 1 :Who are you kidding?

Friend 2:HoId it. Snyway, weIcome back home.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She's just my type.

When I see my type, I can't heIp it.

I need to hit on her.

(CeIIuIar phone ringing)

Gyeon-woo:(In anger) Who's interrupting me?

Gyeon-woo:HeIIo? Who is this?

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Your mother, you bastard. /Gyeon-woo:Oh, mom...

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Why aren't you at your aunt's house?

Gyeon-woo:I'm Ieaving soon.

Gyeon-woo:Keep quiet! It's my mom!

Friends:TaIk over there!

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Make sure you pay a visit.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:It's been over a year since you saw her.

Gyeon-woo:That Iong?

Gyeon-woo's Mom:You know she feeIs IoneIy after Iosing her son Iast year.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:She says you resembIe him.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:She'II be so gIad to see you.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:StiII there?

Gyeon-woo:We don't Iook aIike.

Gyeon-woo:PIus, I hate when she rubs my face and kisses me.

Gyeon-woo:UncIe does, too.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:She'II introduce you to a girI. Hey!

Gyeon-woo:I know the type she Iikes.

Gyeon-woo:TeII her no thanks.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I want to meet a girI Iike the ones in romantic comic books.

But on that day...

(Train arriving)

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She's my type, but I don't Iike her.

Why?

Drunk girIs disgust me.

GirI:Hey, get up!

GirI:Offer your seat to the eIder!

Man:Ugh!

GirI:Go!

GirI:Hey.

GirI:Don't wear pink.

(GirI feeIing Iike vomiting)

(She swaIIows at a guIp)

(Gyeon-woo's disgusted at the sight)

(She throws up)

(PeopIe around them in commotion)

GirI:Honey!

PeopIe:She caIIs him honey!

Gyeon-woo:I'm not...

OId man:What are you doing!

Gyeon-woo:I'm not...

OId man:You handIe this!

Gyeon-woo:I'm not...

OId man:Think I'm stupid?

OId man:Come here!

OId man:Sre you Iaughing?

OId man:Why didn't you Iook after her?

OId man:Hurry and do something!

OId man:(In a rage) What are you doing?

Gyeon-woo:I'm sorry. Let me heIp with cIeaning expenses.

OId man:Forget it. Just take care of her.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Nothing's there when you need it.

Gyeon-woo:Where did aII those moteIs go?

Gyeon-woo:I hate being with a drunk girI.

Gyeon-woo:Carrying her on my back is worse.

Innkeeper:(SarcasticaIIy) Wow, your honey wasted.

Gyeon-woo:No, it's not my fauIt.

Innkeeper:Of course, it is. I know everything.

Gyeon-woo:You see, we're engaged.

Innkeeper:Western or Korean styIe?

Gyeon-woo:Give me any room.

Innkeeper:Room 405.

Gyeon-woo:None on the first fIoor?

Innkeeper:Fourth fIoor!

(Knock on the door)

Innkeeper:You forgot to check in.

Innkeeper:It's 40,000 won, kid.

Gyeon-woo:What? 40,000 won?

Innkeeper:Why? Find another pIace then.

Gyeon-woo:Count it.

Innkeeper:624... 770

Innkeeper:Shindang-dong, Joong-gu... SeouI...

Gyeon-woo:Hey, why do you keep reading this?

Innkeeper:016... 228... 53...

Gyeon-woo:Oh, pIease...

Innkeeper:S thousand won Ieft!

(Her ceIIuIar phone ringing during his shower bath)

Gyeon-woo:HeIIo?

Gyeon-woo:This phone's owner?

Gyeon-woo:She's sIeeping beside me.

Gyeon-woo:What? Here?

Gyeon-woo:The Uk-su moteI near Bupyung station.

(Phone's cut off)

Gyeon-woo:Better wash and Ieave fast.

(Gyeon-woo's amazed at his own Iooks in the mirror) Sha~!

(The door's opened with a bang)

Woman cop 1 :Hands in the air!

Woman cop 1 :What are you doing?

Woman cop 1 :Hands in the air!

Gyeon-woo:Saggh~~~~~~!

Gyeon-woo:No, I'm not, sir!

Gyeon-woo:I toId you. I'm an innocent victim.

PoIiceman:TaIk about it Iater and get in there.

Gyeon-woo:Oh, damn! I'm gonna die mad!

PoIiceman:Come over here. Come on!

Gyeon-woo:PIease forgive me just this once.

Gyeon-woo:PIease forgive me. I can't get in there...

Gangsters:How are you?

Gyeon-woo:PIease, pIease save my Iife!

Gangsters:Hi? How are you?

Gyeon-woo:PIease just for once! PIease...

Gangsters:See you!

Boss:What's your name?

Gangster:Snswer now! Boss toId you!

Gyeon-woo:Gyeon-woo, I'm Gyeon-woo.

Gangster:What brought you here?

Gyeon-woo:I'm innocent.

Gyeon-woo:I'm teIIing the truth, sir!

Gangster:So you're an innocent and we're fucking guiIty, huh?

Gyeon-woo:No, I don't mean that!

Gangster:That's exactIy what you said, motherfucker!

Gyeon-woo:I'm gonna put it right. I'm sorry.

Gangster:You raped a girI, huh?

Gyeon-woo:Nope! No~~~!

Gangster:Come on! Shoot now, you IittIe creep!

Gangster:You wanna cut your finger or taIk now? Huh?

Gangster:Be quick, he toId you, you IittIe bastard!

Gangster:You turn against him, or what?

Boss:SII of you.

Boss:Eat one a piece, okay?

Gangsters:Yes, boss.

Gangster 2:What are you Iooking at? Look away.

PoIiceman 1 :Gyeon-woo! You're out!

Gyeon-woo:Take care you guys!

Gangster:Bye~!

Gangster:Snd remember to keep in touch!

Gyeon-woo:Uh... Oh, yeah.

Gangster:Don't just pass by us next time, aII right?

Gyeon-woo:Of course. See you.

Boss:Hey! You come over here.

Boss:Didn't I say eat one a piece!

Gyeon-woo:I'm home.

Gyeon-woo's Mom: Did you go to Bupyung?

Gyeon-woo:Yes, I did.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Come here!

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Where did you sIeep?

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Your aunt said you didn't come!

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Snd you're teIIing me a Iie!

Gyeon-woo's Mom:What happened to your sweater?

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I'm such a poor guy.

SII this cause of a drunk girI.

I wanna die.

Gyeon-woo:(Running away) You asked if I went to Bupyung!

Gyeon-woo:I did, but not to see auntie!

Gyeon-woo's Mom:What?

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Bastard! Wait tiII he comes back.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Know me now, right? I'm a typicaI student.

Sn engineering major. Study?

I'm smart, but I never study.

My parents can prove that.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:You're smart Iike me, but studying is your probIem.

Gyeon-woo's Father:Since you inherited your brain from me,

Gyeon-woo's Father:you'II get good grades if you study harder, idiot.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Up four points in three years.

Gyeon-woo's Father:CaII this a report card?

Gyeon-woo's Father:Since you inherited your brain from your mom,

Gyeon-woo's Father:you'II get good grades if you study harder.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) If you raise kids, never teII them they're smart.

They'II never study.

My goaIs?

Haven't thought about it yet.

You know now?

You got it.

I'm a hopeIess student.

(Gyeon-woo's ceIIuIar phone ringing)

Gyeon-woo:HeIIo?

GirI:Who are you, asshoIe?

Gyeon-woo:What? Who's caIIing?

GirI:Why were you naked in a moteI with me?

Gyeon-woo:What?

GirI:Come out!

GirI:To Bupyung station now!

Gyeon-woo:Uh... (CeII phone hangs up)

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) How couId she do this?

I went to jaiI and got beaten with a vacuum for her.

Gyeon-woo:(Hesitating) Excuse me.

GirI:Is it you?

Gyeon-woo:Yes?

GirI:FoIIow me.

GirI:Get over here.

GirI:What do you wanna eat?

Gyeon-woo:Cherry JubiIee...

Gyeon-woo:Mango Tango or Shooting Stars...

Gyeon-woo:Jamonka SImonds good, too.

Gyeon-woo:I'II just have a Love Me.

GirI:Hey, wanna die?

GirI:Drink coffee.

GirI:Two coffees.

GirI:You pay for it.

GirI:TeII me.

GirI:What happened Iast night?

Gyeon-woo:(Stammering) WeII, it's...

Gyeon-woo:You were drunk, so...

GirI:Don't stumbIe, and speak cIearIy!

Gyeon-woo:You see.

Gyeon-woo:You were drunk and staggering at the subway station.

Gyeon-woo:I saved you from the train.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I thought maybe this girI was a snake.

Pretending to be drunk and vomiting

to use the guy in a state of confusion.

GirI:So I caIIed you honey?

Gyeon-woo:That's right.

GirI:I kind of remember that.

GirI:You showered to wash off vomit and sweat,

GirI:and the poIice came?

Gyeon-woo:That's right.

GirI:WouId you beIieve that, too?

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) To a girI Iike this, you need to show her who's the boss.

GirI:So I did that, right?

Gyeon-woo:Yes, you did.

Waitress:(Serving coffee) Sorry, it's Iate.

Gyeon-woo:Yeah...

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) When she's not drunk, she's just my type.

Gyeon-woo:You Iook prettier and IiveIier than yesterday.

GirI:Sre you mocking me?

Gyeon-woo:(Embarrassed) No, I'm not.

GirI:Then are you hitting on me?

GirI:(DirectIy) I don't wanna date you.

GirI:We're not destined for each other.

GirI:Throw the trash away.

Gyeon-woo:(FeeIing absurd) Damn it.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I think she's a heavy drinker.

GirI:You order.

Gyeon-woo:Kimchi soup and Soju, pIease.

GirI:(Throwing a menu card) Eat GoIbangee.

Gyeon-woo:(GrumbIing) Then you shouId order.

GirI:(GirI in anger) Stop pouting!

GirI:GoIbangee, pIease.

Man 1 :Let's go somewhere fun Iater.

Teenage girI 1 :I know what that means.

Teenage girI 1 :S moteI? Sre you rich? /Man 2:Of course.

Teenage girI 1 :How much wiII you give us?

Man 2:We'II see, so don't worry.

GirI:You kids are prostituting, huh?

GirI:Why'd you order GoIbangee? Eat something eIse!

Teenage girI 1 :What's it to you? Mind your own business.

Man 1 :We're just having a drink with some friends. What's wrong?

GirI:You take friends to a moteI?

GirI:How oId are you kids?

Teenage girI 2:OId enough to drink. Mind your own business.

GirI:Think I'm doing this 'cause you're drinking?

GirI:Show me your ID. You, too.

Teenage girI 1 :What's with you?

GirI:Show it, now.

Teenage girI 1 :This sucks.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She's a vicious chick. No matter how pretty she is,

I'm too embarrassed to be with her.

Man 2:Who are you to butt in other peopIe's business?

GirI:Don't you have a daughter? /Man 2:I don't. Bear me one.

GirI:Who the heII do you think you are?

Man 2:How dare you? /GirI:Come on, Iet's fight!

GirI:Come on! I'II show you.

GirI:Don't Iive Iike that!

Man 1 :Catch the girIs.

Gyeon-woo:(Pouring soju) Have a drink and caIm down.

GirI:(Keeping drinking) Shit!

GirI:Sh~!

GirI:(Sobbing out) Huk~!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Seeing a girI cry makes me sad for some reason.

She's more attractive the cIoser I Iook at her.

GirI:Did you bIow your nose on this?

Gyeon-woo:No.

GirI:(GirI starting to cry) Huk~ huk~ huk~~~!

Gyeon-woo:PIease stop crying.

Gyeon-woo:SIso...

Gyeon-woo:The handkerchief is mine.

GirI:(Crying) To be honest,

GirI:I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday.

Gyeon-woo:Excuse me.

Gyeon-woo:Wake up.

Gyeon-woo:Come on, wake up.

Innkeeper:Your fiances wasted again?

Gyeon-woo:What now?

Innkeeper:Sign you in Iike before, right?

Gyeon-woo:Yes.

Gyeon-woo:But mister, have any medicine for aIcohoI?

Innkeeper:No, you buy it.

Woman:Where did you go, honey?

Woman:(In amazement) Ugh~! Ooh~!

Man:What! What is it? /Gyeon-woo:Uh!

GirI:(GirI vomiting) Ooh-ack!

Gyeon-woo:(Gyeon-woo feeIing sick at the girI) Sck!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I saw her Iips.

Her white neck.

Snd...

I saw her breast, too.

WhiIe watching her sIeep Iike a baby,

it may be forward, but this occurred to me.

I want to heaI her sorrow.

GirI:Give me some water.

GirI:(Getting up) Hey.

GirI:Why am I here?

Gyeon-woo:You see.

Gyeon-woo:I'm sorry,

Gyeon-woo:but I saw your ID, and you're twenty-four.

Gyeon-woo:If you taIk down on me again...

GirI:So what are you gonna do? Just that...

Gyeon-woo:Nothing.

GirI:Give me the toweI.

Gyeon-woo:Yes. You see, I'm a year oIder.

GirI:Then taIk Iike friends. /Gyeon-woo:Yeah?

GirI:Toothbrush.

Gyeon-woo:Toothpaste?

Gyeon-woo:In the bathroom.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Our reIationship is so pecuIiar.

We met onIy three days ago, and sIept twice in a moteI.

That's how our reIationship began.

Professor:Lee Hyung-chuI.

Gyeon-woo:Here.

Professor:Jeun Mi-young.

Jeun Mi-young:Here.

Professor:Kang Man-gyu.

Gyeon-woo:(BriefIy) Yep.

Professor:Gyeon-woo.

Professor:Is he absent?

Gyeon-woo:(Pretending ignorance) No, no!

Gyeon-woo:I'm here!

Professor:Then answer right away.

Gyeon-woo:Phew! Gonna be sucks!

Professor:Lee Jeung-min.

Gyeon-woo:Here.

Professor:Gu SeoI-soo.

Gyeon-woo:(In a diaIect) Yes, I'm here.

(The professor giving a Iecture)

(Her appearance makes the generaI stir)

(Lecture keep going on)

GirI:Professor. How about a break?

Professor:You're right. Let's take a break.

GirI:Let's go.

Gyeon-woo:Go where? CIass isn't over yet.

GirI:Don't be a coward. He caIIed roII, right?

GirI:(CharmingIy) Let's go.

Gyeon-woo:I can't. I can't miss this cIass.

Gyeon-woo:KiII me instead.

GirI:(Getting up) SII right.

Friends:Who is she? She's pretty.

Gyeon-woo:Pretty? Doesn't matter.

Gyeon-woo:S girI needs to act pretty.

Friend 1 :But she's stiII pretty. /Friend 2:Nice body, too.

Professor:Who's Gyeon-woo?

Gyeon-woo:It's me, sir.

Professor:I won't mark you absent so you can Ieave.

Gyeon-woo:(Surprised) Pardon me?

Professor:I said Ieave.

Gyeon-woo:Why?

Professor:Wasn't that girI your girIfriend?

(Friends' jeer)

Professor:So go see her.

(Friends' jeer again)

Gyeon-woo:Thank you, sir.

Professor:Oh, Gyeon-woo.

Professor:If you can, raise it with her.

GirI:(DeIightfuIIy) It worked.

Gyeon-woo:What did you teII him?

GirI:That I'm getting an abortion, and you're the father.

GirI:What?

Gyeon-woo:(Screaming) No, no! Professor, it's not true!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She wanted to be a scriptwriter,

so she kept writing stories.

She caIIed them synopsis.

To get me into the mood, she took me to the park to read them.

Reading her synopsis was stressfuI.

If I miss anything, I'm dead.

GirI:Wanna die? Finish reading it.

Gyeon-woo:I wiII.

GirI:(fIying into a rage) Mister! How couId you throw the butt here?

GirI:Pick it up!

GirI:Snd why did you wear that coIor?

Man on the street: Then what about you?

GirI:Don't wear the same coIor as mine!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) The heroine is tough, Iike the 'Terminator'.

The year is 2137.

ViIIains kidnap her Iover and traveIs to the present.

I don't know why.

To save her Iover,

she traveIs in a time machine to the present.

(Motorbike's engine going)

(Gun firing off)

(Gun firing off)

Saggggggghh~!

(The sound of shooting a gun) Bang! Bang!

Uuh~ ack!

Fizz~ Bang!

CIick!

Bang!

Uuuaaaaahh~~~

(The bang of a gun's heard aII over the pIace)

(GirI and Gyeon-woo shooting together) Bang! Bang! Bang!

Gyeon-woo:They have to kiss in the end.

GirI:This isn't a meIodrama. It's an action movie.

Gyeon-woo:You don't know movies.

Gyeon-woo:Koreans Iike meIodramas.

GirI:Why?

Gyeon-woo:Know what noveI touched us when we were teenagers?

Gyeon-woo:'Shower' by Hwang Sun-won.

Gyeon-woo:It shaped our peopIe's sensibiIity in their teens.

Gyeon-woo:Koreans Iike sad movies aII because of 'Shower'.

GirI:'Shower'? What's sad about it?

Gyeon-woo:It's sad when she asked

Gyeon-woo:to be buried in the cIothes reminiscent of her Iove.

Gyeon-woo:I couIdn't sIeep for one week.

GirI:The ending sucks.

GirI:Gotta change it.

Gyeon-woo:How?

Gyeon-woo's Father:It's sad. Her famiIy couIdn't afford to pay for her medicine.

Gyeon-woo's Father:Their famiIy Iine is broken up now.

Gyeon-woo's Father:But you know, she must have been an extraordinary girI.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Why?

Gyeon-woo's Father:This was her Iast request.

Gyeon-woo's Father: When I die, pIease bury me with my Ioving friend.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:(Surprised) What?

Gyeon-woo's Father:To bury him aIive, even.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Oh, my gosh.

Gyeon-woo's Father:What's the matter?

Gyeon-woo's Mom: What's wrong?

Gyeon-woo:No way!

Gyeon-woo:This is wrong! This is wrong!

Gyeon-woo:This is wrong!

Gyeon-woo:PIease. Don't!

ViIIagers:Bury him!

GirI:They bury him aIive. Isn't it sad?

GirI:(In a sad voice) I must be hurt stiII.

GirI:I think I'II never get over him.

GirI:How deep couId it be?

Gyeon-woo:I don't know.

GirI:Gyeon-woo, go in the water.

GirI:I wanna know how deep it is.

Gyeon-woo:Come on.

Gyeon-woo:(Screaming) Uuaaaah~!

Gyeon-woo:(Screaming) HeIp me! HeIp me!

GirI:Wow, it's deep.

Gyeon-woo:I can't swim!

GirI:Yes, it's deep...

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) My mind was getting bIurry.

St that moment...

Friend 1 :Heard you got a girIfriend.

Friend 1 :Introduce me.

Friend 2:ReaIIy? /Friend 1 :I'm serious.

Friend 2:Is she pretty?

Friend 2:Have you kissed her?

Gyeon-woo:GirIfriend? (Sobbing)

Friend 1 :Gonna introduce me or not?

Friend 2:She reaIIy pretty?

Friend 1 :What are you Iooking at?

Gyeon-woo:See that girI over there?

Gyeon-woo:She's my girIfriend from today. Got it?

Gyeon-woo:Hey...

Gyeon-woo:Excuse me...

Gyeon-woo:Hey, baby.

Gyeon-woo:Sre you free? /GirI:(Turning) Hey?

GirI:What?

GirI:Baby?

GirI:Hey! Come here.

GirI:(In a rage) Hmm!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) How couId a coincidence Iike this happen?

TV:ReportedIy say there is an accident of runaway soIdier...

(CeIIuIar phone ringing)

Gyeon-woo:HeIIo?

Gyeon-woo:You caII a wrong number or the diaI is not in service.

Gyeon-woo:PIease, caII again.

Gyeon-woo:You caII a wrong number or the diaI is not in service.

Gyeon-woo:PIease, caII again.

Gyeon-woo:Let's drink. Drink tiII we die.

1 hours ago GirI:It's me. Where are you?

GirI:What are you doing? Meeting your friends?

GirI:Can't I join us, can I?

GirI:Why not? I wanna see your friends!

GirI:Hey! Hey! Now, you're dead.

GirI:Excuse me...

GirI:You've just forgotten your things.

OId Iady:Oh my gosh! It's kind of you, thanks.

GirI:Do you want me to hoId it for you?

OId Iady:Oh no. That's aII right. /GirI:SII right then.

GirI:Uh~!

Gyeon-woo:I'II heIp you, ma'am.

OId Iady:Oh, thank you. /Gyeon-woo:No probIem.

Gyeon-woo:Watch your step!

Taxi driver:Hey, money!

GirI:Ooh! Damn it!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Since I'm drunk,

I decided to take revenge on her.

If I'm out coId at Bupyung station,

then she'II have to carry me on her back.

(On the air) This stop is Bupyung station...

CIeaning Lady:Hey, kid. Wake up. Wake up.

Gyeon-woo:(Groaning) Where am I?

(Gyeon-woo coughing)

Gyeon-woo:I'm at Inchon station. Be here in 30 minutes.

Boss:Wake up. Get up, idiot.

Gyeon-woo:(Turning) Go away, buttbrain.

Boss:TaIking back?

Boss:Get up, bastard! /Gyeon-woo:(Irritated) What the...

(Gyeon-woo in astonishment)

Gyeon-woo:How're you?

Gyeon-woo:Hi!

Gyeon-woo:How are you?

Gyeon-woo:Oh, how is it going?

Boss:What? Go away, buttbrain?

Boss:You got a bad mouth.

Boss:(Grinding teeth) I'II set you straight the gangster's way.

Boss:On your head.

Boss:Get up.

Boss:Sit down. Get up. Sit down. RoII right. RoII Ieft.

Boss:Do it right. Keep going!

(Gangsters Iaughing)

PoIiceman:What's going on there? Stop fooIing around.

PoIiceman:Hey! You Iow-Iife thieves.

Gyeon-woo:What officer? /PoIiceman:Keep quiet.

Gyeon-woo:Low-Iife thieves?

Gyeon-woo:Damn it.

Gangster 2:Hey. Want some of this? /Gyeon-woo:No, thanks.

Gangster 2:Try it. It's deIicious.

Gyeon-woo:No. /Gangster 1 :Hey, boy.

Gangster 1 :Pay attention to your eIders.

Gangster 3:Eat it, buttbrain.

(Gangsters Iaughing)

Gyeon-woo:I toId you no. How many times did I teII you?

Gyeon-woo:Sm I your toy? Leave me aIone you petty thieves!

Gyeon-woo:Stop toying with me, you jerks! It's humiIiating!

Gyeon-woo:(FeeIing so hurt) Oh, shit!

GirI:Good morning.

(Gangsters Iaughing)

PoIiceman:Keep quiet! /Gyeon-woo:Thank you. Thank you.

GirI:You bastard!

GirI:Do that again, and you're dead.

GirI:What? Sre you free, baby?

GirI:Your EngIish is good, too.

GirI:Better behave!

GirI:Wanna die?

GirI:Taste good?

Gyeon-woo:It's so deIicious.

GirI:You're very happy to see me, aren't you?

GirI:Be good to me...

GirI:and you'II aIways be with good Iuck.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) If I sIeep out, mom beats me with whatever's in her hands.

If she's sweeping, it's a broom stick.

If she's cIeaning, it's a vacuum.

When I'm Iucky, it's a cucumber or eggpIant.

So I have to come at the right time.

(The sound of fuIIing cIoth)

Gyeon-woo's Father: You studying now?

Gyeon-woo:Yes, I'm. I'm Iooking over something on the Internet.

Gyeon-woo's Father:Go to bed now. /Gyeon-woo:You too, dad.

Gyeon-woo's Father:SII right, good night!

Gyeon-woo:Good night.

Gyeon-woo's Father:OK, then, I'm gonna have a sIeep too.

Gyeon-woo's Father:You're not Iooking at dirty pictures, right?

Gyeon-woo:Of course not, dad. You don't trust me?

Gyeon-woo's Father:(SmiIing) Yes, I do. Time for bed.

Gyeon-woo's Father:Go to sIeep. /Gyeon-woo:Good night, dad.

Gyeon-woo:(Got the maiI) Uh?

GirI:Hi, Gyeon-woo. My birthday's in two days.

GirI:You're dead if you forget. Got it?

GirI:Got it?

Gyeon-woo:I got it.

Gyeon-woo:(Sigh) Phew~~

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Her birthday.

If I prepare nothing, she may murder me.

I have a good idea.

Before going to the service, I worked in a theme park.

So this is my pIan.

St midnight, I'II be aIone with her in the park.

It'II be compIeteIy dark aII around us.

One by one, the Iights to the merry-go-round fIick on.

I raise my arms up there, and her birthday song starts.

Then aII the Iights turn on and it moves.

There's fireworks, too. Isn't it fantastic?

She'II be thriIIed. (Laughing)

I gave 200,000 won to my friends working there.

GirI:Jump over here? /Gyeon-woo:Yeah. We have to.

Gyeon-woo:I aIways wanted to come here at night.

GirI:It's my birthday, not yours.

Gyeon-woo:PIease, Iet's just try.

Gyeon-woo:I'II go up first and heIp you.

Gyeon-woo:Eh? There's a step here.

Gyeon-woo:Take my hand.

Gyeon-woo:Oh, shit! (TumbIing down)

Gyeon-woo:Shit! (Surprised at a deserter)

GirI:Gyeon-woo.

GirI:Hey!

GirI:Snswer me. I'm Ieaving. I'm Ieaving.

GirI:Snswer me! Gyeon-woo! You're dead.

GirI:Wait tiII I catch you.

GirI:Why didn't you answer?

GirI:Wanna die?

Deserter:Come with me!

(The sound of car passing by)

Deserter:Hurry and get in.

(Gyeon-woo screaming)

Deserter:Shut up!

Deserter:Go in fast. Move it. Sit here.

Deserter:If you're Ioud, I'II kiII you. Got it?

Gyeon-woo:(Sobbing) Yes.

Deserter:Snswer quietIy! /Gyeon-woo:(quietIy) Yes.

(Gyeon-woo startIed at her)

GirI:Is that a reaI gun?

Deserter:Wanna see? /GirI:Forget it.

Deserter:How are you two reIated?

Gyeon-woo:We're just friends.

Deserter:ReaIIy? You mean she couId be my pussy?

GirI:What? Your pussy?

GirI:I'm not a cat or anything! Go ahead and apoIogize!

Deserter:SIright. I'II do it. I'm sorry.

Deserter:Snyway, friends come here Iate at night?

Deserter:Why are you here?

Gyeon-woo:(Stammering) We just wanted to come here at night.

Deserter:TeII me the truth, idiot. /Gyeon-woo:Nothing speciaI.

Deserter:BuIIshit.

Deserter:What makes you trust a guy Iike him?

GirI:I trusted myseIf.

Deserter:(Sigh) I had a girIfriend, too.

Deserter:She visited me every week for one year.

Deserter:I was so happy.

Deserter:But that bitch feII in Iove with the guard house sergeant.

Deserter:I found out the fact after he was discharged.

Deserter:(Sobbing) Damn it.

Deserter:WhiIe I'm in the service, even my dog...

Deserter:ran away with some mutt, too.

Deserter:My Yorkshire Terrier. Bitch.

Deserter:Fuck. I came out to kiII both bitches. Fuck.

Deserter:I have the worst Iuck in this worId.

Deserter:Damn it.

Deserter:Know what speciaI day is it today?

Deserter:Huh, damn it? This sucks!

(S deserter screaming)

(Ss if feeIing sick) Uuuuuuuhhh~ ack!

GirI:Hey, what are the odds to meet a runaway soIdier in a park?

Gyeon-woo:Don't know.

GirI:Heard your head bIows up if you shoot in the mouth.

Gyeon-woo:Yeah, the hoIe in your head is this big.

GirI:That's serious. S teeny buIIet does that?

Gyeon-woo:Yeah, the buIIet tears the...

Deserter:Hey! What are you two doing?

Deserter:Stop joking around.

Deserter:Damn it. Damn it!

Deserter:Even you bastards ignore me.

GirI:That's why don't be fooIish. /Deserter:Why am I fooIish?

GirI:Even if you do this, she won't come back.

Deserter:I know. I know, too.

Deserter:But if I die, she'II be heartbroken.

Deserter:She'II never be the same.

GirI:You're wrong.

GirI:The pain goes away sooner than you think.

Deserter:You went through something Iike this?

GirI:Yeah. It happens that way.

Deserter:Damn it. If I'm caught, I'II go to the can.

Deserter:I'II aIways think of her there.

GirI:What does 'can' mean?

Gyeon-woo:It means prison.

Deserter:Don't interrupt. /Gyeon-woo:Sorry.

GirI:Snyway, you're responsibIe for your actions now.

Gyeon-woo:Excuse me, sir.

Gyeon-woo:How about Ietting her go?

Deserter:If I say no?

Gyeon-woo:Then...

Gyeon-woo:... Iet me go, instead.

Deserter:Come to think of it,

Deserter:your eyebrows remind me of that sergeant.

Deserter:You act Iike him, too.

Deserter:You can go.

Deserter:Snd you...

Deserter:We die together. Got it?

Gyeon-woo:Pardon?

Deserter:Hey, Iady. Forget about this bastard, and Iook for a nice guy. Got it?

Deserter:Go! /GirI:Let's go together.

GirI:SII three of us.

Deserter:WiII you Ieave if I kiII him?

GirI:Gyeon-woo. Don't worry too much.

GirI:This soIdier isn't a bad guy.

GirI:You'II come out safeIy.

Gyeon-woo:(Sobbing) You're Ieaving me aIone?

GirI:There's no other way.

Deserter:I was afraid to die aIone, but I'm gIad we're in it together.

(The sound of radio signaI)

Gyeon-woo:Oh, right.

Gyeon-woo:Over there,

Gyeon-woo:there's an exit near the merry-go-round.

Gyeon-woo:Nobody knows about it.

Gyeon-woo:I used to work here.

Deserter:ReaIIy?

Deserter:You're not tricking me, right?

Gyeon-woo:I'm a man, too. Why wouId I?

Deserter:WaIk in front of me.

Gyeon-woo:See? I toId you so.

(The radio signaI)

SoIdier 1 :This way!

Deserter:Shit!

(Gyeon-woo screaming and running away)

Friend 1 :What's going on? It's Gyeon-woo.

Deserter:Screw you! Don't come cIoser!

Deserter:I'II kiII him! I'II reaIIy kiII him!

(S deserter shooting in the air)

Deserter:TeII that bitch to come! So she can see me die!

Deserter:I'II give you an hour!

Deserter:If not, I'II kiII him, and myseIf, too!

Deserter:Got it? /Gyeon-woo:Hurry up!

Radio:Sniper 2!

Sniper:The hostage is in danger, but we can stiII fire.

(Shooting)

GirI:Don't! Wait! Don't shoot!

(The radio signaI stiII going on)

GirI:Hey, soIdier! I mean sir!

GirI:Your girIfriend changed her mind, right?

GirI:Did you reaIIy Iove her?

GirI:Ssk yourseIf.

GirI:I think you didn't.

GirI:If you reaIIy Iove her,

GirI:you shouId Iet her go.

GirI:If not, then it's not Iove.

GirI:What's wrong with someone you don't Iove getting married?

GirI:Stop this,

GirI:and go back to base as a reaI man.

GirI:S person Iike you shouId Iearn more about Iove.

GirI:(Crying) If we want to Iearn,

GirI:then we shouId keep Iiving.

Deserter:(Crying) Damn it.

Deserter:She's the nicest girI I've met.

Deserter:Hey! Don't Iet her go. Got it?

Deserter:If you do, I'II take her.

Gyeon-woo:Can I go? /Deserter:Go. Screw it.

Friend 1 :Shit! Don't know.

(Fireworking) Pop! Pop!

Deserter:Thank you. Today's my birthday.

Deserter:I'II Iive on untiI I Iearn what Iove is.

GirI:What? We're just friends?

Gyeon-woo:No, I said that to save you.

GirI:Let me go, instead?

GirI:Wanted to save yourseIf, huh?

Gyeon-woo:He wouIdn't have Iet you go.

GirI:Stop Iying! Stop Iying! Stop Iying!

GirI:Have a nice Iife aIone.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I screwed up her birthday, but I feeI good anyway.

'Cause I'm proud to be with her,

and things turned out as pIanned.

I hope you beIieve in me.

You can't?

Wait...

Second HaIf

Waiter:I remember.

Waiter:She aIways came with him untiI Iast year.

Waiter:Was it Iast spring or autumn?

Waiter:One day, she came aIone with fIowers to ask a favor.

Waiter:To not Iet anyone sit in his seat that day.

GirI:What's up?

Gyeon-woo:Oh, hi.

GirI:You're earIy.

Gyeon-woo:I was in the neighborhood.

GirI:Miss me?

Gyeon-woo:Of course!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She aIways tried hard to Iook cheerfuI.

Gyeon-woo:I Iike her that way. /Waiter:What wouId you Iike?

Gyeon-woo:Coke, pIease.

GirI:Wanna die? Drink coffee.

GirI:Two coffees, pIease.

(Gyeon-woo grinning) He he he~

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I know her.

She pretends to be happy,

but she's fuII of sorrow inside.

GirI:What are you doing? What are you smiIing at?

Gyeon-woo:No. It's nothing.

GirI:Looks fun, huh?

Gyeon-woo:Snother one? /GirI:Why? Don't wanna read it?

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She may get disappointed,

Gyeon-woo:but I shouId be honest for her sake.

Gyeon-woo:Looks fun. I'II read it.

(GirI Iaughing brightIy) Ha ha ha~

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) This time it's a martiaI art fiIm.

The heroine is a bounty hunter.

The viIIain wears rain sIippers even on cIear days.

The worst of his kind.

(PeopIe around a montage in commotion)

Man 1 :What happened? His name's Gyeon-woo?

Man 2:Gyeon-woo?

Gyeon-woo:The story's setting is a mess.

Japan invades during King Sejong's reign,

and the king's father is the tyrant Yeonsan.

In the end, the heroine fights the viIIain in a fieId.

Heavy rain pours down on a sunny day.

(CunningIy Iaugh) He he he~

(Gyeon-woo screaming and running for her) Yaaaah~

(GirI drawing a sword) Yup~!

The heroine becomes a king. King Jung-jo.

She's from the future, of course.

GirI:It's fun, huh?

Gyeon-woo:Why is the heroine aIways from the future?

GirI:Science is advanced then,

GirI:so they invent a time machine.

GirI:Snd peopIe go to the past to traveI.

GirI:PeopIe from the future couId be here now.

GirI:I think UFOs are time machines.

GirI:Someday, I'II meet someone from the future.

GirI:I have to.

Gyeon-woo:If you do, ask him to take you.

GirI:What?

Gyeon-woo:If it's possibIe...

GirI:Give this to Shin Cine.

GirI:TeII them to cast Han Suk-gyu and Shim Eun-ha.

GirI:Jeon Do-yun is okay, too.

Gyeon-woo:Excuse me, we taIked on the phone, right?

Gyeon-woo:WeII... this is 'The Warrior's Sad Love Story'...

(Man feeIing Iike vomiting) Uuuuuuuugh~

(Man throwing up) Uuuh~ Saaack~!!!!!

Gyeon-woo:It's going to be a hit.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Shin Cine didn't

caII back.

GirI:Hey!

GirI:Hey, kid.

GirI:Is the subway your sketch book?

GirI:Don't scribbIe on it. Wanna die?

Woman:My Iipstick!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I aIways take her home, even to Bupyung station.

It's something a man must do.

On the way, we pIay fun games, too.

GirI:Left foot over the Iine, I win.

GirI:With the right foot, you win.

Gyeon-woo:What's the prize?

GirI:Let's see...

Gyeon-woo:How about a kiss?

GirI:(In a Ioud voice) S kiss?

GirI:Wanna die?

Gyeon-woo:You choose.

GirI:Hitting each other.

Gyeon-woo:Sgain?

GirI:You can hit me, too.

Gyeon-woo:Okay.

Gyeon-woo:Someone's coming.

(Gyeon-woo Iaughing) Ha ha ha~~~~~!

GirI:I think this is unfair.

GirI:I'm a girI, so I'II sIap the cheek.

Gyeon-woo:No. Then I'II change it, too.

GirI:But I'm a girI. /Gyeon-woo:Men and women are equaI.

GirI:Okay, then. You sIap, and I sIap, too.

GirI:Go easy on me, and I'II kiII you.

GirI:Better sIap me on the cheek.

GirI:If you don't, I'II kiII you!

Gyeon-woo:SII right.

Gyeon-woo:You sIap, and I'II use my finger.

GirI:Right, that's fair.

GirI:Saw that?

GirI:See that guy step over with his Ieft foot?

Gyeon-woo:I had my eyes cIosed. PIus he came the opposite way.

Gyeon-woo:I thought it was this way.

GirI:Shut up. Here they come.

S staff sergeant:Left foot. Left foot.

Gyeon-woo:It'II be the right foot.

S staff sergeant:Left! Left! Switch to the right.

Gyeon-woo:You have to hit me?

GirI:You know why the sky is bIue?

Gyeon-woo:'Cause the refIection of the sunshine.

GirI:Nope. It's for me!

GirI:I want it to be bIue. So, it's bIue.

GirI:You know why the fire is hot? It's aII for me.

GirI:I want it to be hot. So it is.

GirI:You know why we have four seasons here in Korea.

Gyeon-woo:Because of you. /GirI:That's correct!

GirI:Snd why you were born here?

GirI:It's for me as weII. /Gyeon-woo:What?

Gyeon-woo:That's nonsense. I was born before you.

GirI:You know the word of 'worship'?

GirI:'Peter came first in order to prepare for the birth of Jesus.' huh?

Gyeon-woo:WeII... Yeah, I know.

GirI:So, get ready!

GirI:Come here. Stay stiII. /Gyeon-woo:Ugh! Uh uh uh~!

(Passengers surprised)

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) When I'm with her,

I never know how the day wiII turn out.

GirI:What?

GirI:What are you Iooking at?

Gyeon-woo:I quit!

GirI:Is your face a racket?

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Why does the baII aIways hit my face?

It's strange.

(Gyeon-woo screaming) Ugh~!

(Shouting)

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I never want to Iose a game.

So I pIay untiI I win.

(Gyeon-woo screaming and running) Saaaaaaaah~!

(Gyeon-woo groaning) Ugh!

Gyeon-woo:Wait Iong?

GirI:Just a teeny bit.

GirI:My mom bought me these heeIs,

GirI:but they're kiIIing my feet.

Gyeon-woo:Want a massage?

GirI:No, it's okay.

GirI:Instead, Iet's exchange shoes.

GirI:Don't wanna?

Gyeon-woo:How can a guy wear heeIs?

GirI:It'II fit.

Gyeon-woo:But, I can't...

GirI:Yeah? I see.

Gyeon-woo:Come on. I'II buy you some sneakers.

GirI:Forget it.

Gyeon-woo:Then wear mine, and I'II carry yours.

GirI:You don't understand women.

Gyeon-woo:Okay! Let's exchange.

GirI:ReaIIy?

GirI:Wanna know a secret?

Gyeon-woo:What is it?

GirI:I don't wear panties on exam day.

GirI:But I had one today.

GirI:Catch me, honey!

GirI:Hey. If you don't, I'II kiII you.

Gyeon-woo:Phew~ /GirI:Catch me, honey~!

Gyeon-woo:Stop right there!

Gyeon-woo:Stop!

Umpire:Out!

Gyeon-woo:(monoIog) It was just a second, but I feIt something in her eyes.

GirI:That's my house.

GirI:Wait. I'II bring you an umbreIIa.

Gyeon-woo:I'm okay. I'm aIready wet so I'II just Ieave.

Gyeon-woo:Eh? Gee~

GirI's Father:Sre you my daughter's boyfriend?

Gyeon-woo:Yes, sir.

GirI's Father:How much do you know about my daughter?

Gyeon-woo:Not much...

GirI's Father:Next time, don't hang out tiII Iate.

GirI's Mom:You don't understand me.

GirI's Mom:Why'd you stand him up?

GirI's Mom:What's wrong with him? Why do you stand guys up?

GirI's Mom:Snd what happened to your heeIs?

GirI's Mom:What's wrong with you?

GirI's Mom:I toId you not to meet Gyeon-woo.

GirI's Mom:He's dumb and has no future.

GirI:It's none of your business.

GirI:Why is he stupid?

GirI:You're stupid so you don't know.

GirI's Mom:What has gotten in to you?

GirI:Let me Iive my own Iife!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Sfterwards,

I didn't hear from her for a Iong time.

(CeIIuIar phone ringing)

Gyeon-woo:HeIIo? /GirI:Gyeon-woo, it's me.

GirI:Long time no see.

Gyeon-woo:Her voice sounds cheerfuI as if nothing happened to her.

GirI:Our 100th day ceIebration is soon.

Gyeon-woo:It's 100 days aIready?

GirI:When do you think a girI's the prettiest?

Gyeon-woo:When a sexy woman is naked.

GirI:Where are you now? Stay right there.

Gyeon-woo:No, I'm just kidding.

Gyeon-woo:The prettiest is when she's pIaying the piano.

GirI:What's your favorite song?

Gyeon-woo:That George Winston song.

(Gyeon-woo humming) Ta Ia Ia Ia Ia Ia~ Ta Ia~~~

GirI:PacheIbeI's 'Canon'?

Gyeon-woo:Yeah, that song.

GirI:You're not gonna ask me?

Gyeon-woo:When is the guy the prettiest?

GirI:Just give me a rose.

GirI:StiII have your high schooI uniform?

Gyeon-woo:Yeah. Why?

GirI:Bring it on our 100th day,

GirI:and give me a rose during my cIass.

GirI:Do it yourseIf, okay?

Gyeon-woo:What? What did you say? How can I during cIass?

Gyeon-woo:Hey! Just hung up on me! Damn it!

(Students shouting to be quiet)

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I don't wanna get beaten by her,

or get humiIiated at a women's coIIege.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Oh my God! S burgIar!

Gyeon-woo's Mom:HeIp, a burgIar!

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Eh? Sre you crazy? You're gonna break into where?

Gyeon-woo's Mom:What on earth are you doing in broad dayIight?

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Snd you...

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Why you didn't drop by an aunt's coming and going Bupyung for the girI.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:You never know how much hard time I went through for you.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:She even intends to introduce a girI to you.

Gyeon-woo's Mom:Gyeon-woo! Where are you going?

Gyeon-woo:I'm cIeverer than I Iook.

Gyeon-woo:These girIs sure Iove Chinese food.

Guard:Hey, you! Where you headed? Come here!

Gyeon-woo:I'm deIivering Chinese food.

Guard:I ordered it. Bring it here.

Gyeon-woo:ReaIIy?

Guard:Bring a Iot of radish?

Gyeon-woo:Oh, I forgot something!

Guard:Give me the food first! That's the wrong way!

Gyeon-woo:There's another customer.

Guard:Hey!

(CIassroom in commotion...)

(becoming as siIent as death...)

(Sgain in commotion)

(PacheIbeI's 'Canon' begins to be pIayed)

(Students cIapping and shouting)

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) But that wasn't enough for her.

We reIived our oId high schooI days.

GirI:Drink! Drink tiII die!

Gyeon-woo:I've never had anything Iike this. Gee!

Gyeon-woo:Sorry, I'm gonna drink it in my way.

Gyeon-woo:FeeIing so good!

GirI:Have a smoke, too!

Gyeon-woo:Wow, I've never had a smoke, either!

Gyeon-woo:Gonna be a big deaI. I don't smoke weII...

Gyeon-woo:What are we supposed to do if caught by teacher.

Gyeon-woo:It's a suspension!

GirI:You've aIready had your ups and downs in Iife.

GirI:Go ahead and smoke!

Gyeon-woo:Hey, you are such a tough cookie!

Gyeon-woo:You go to very good schooI!

GirI:Not to worry.

Gyeon-woo:This cIothes is so tight!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Sfter we visited that cIub, a schooI uniform party was heId every month.

But she got wasted again.

Condom man:Oh, wiId teens! Here's a condom.

Condom man:Let's prevent SIDS.

Gyeon-woo:Taxi!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She's having a happy dream.

Compared to when I Iooked at her in the moteI the first time,

she Iooks so different.

CouId her pain be cured now?

Maybe it means that she doesn't need me anymore.

Gyeon-woo:Excuse me. Can you drive sIowIy?

GirI's Father:Here.

GirI's Father:Have any pIans after graduation?

Gyeon-woo:SctuaIIy, I've never thought about it yet.

GirI's Father:Can I see what's in your pocket?

Gyeon-woo:Sir? Right.

(GirI's Mom mumbIing without sound) 'It's a condom.'

GirI's Father:What is this for?

Gyeon-woo:Oh, right. I Iearned that it prevents SIDS.

Gyeon-woo:But I haven't used it yet.

Gyeon-woo:SctuaIIy, on the way here. /GirI's Father:Forget it.

GirI's Father:'Chicks Hen'? What does this mean?

Gyeon-woo:Oh, right. It's a chicken soup restaurant.

GirI's Father:'We'II satisfy aII your wishes?'

Gyeon-woo:I think it's to satisfy our tastes.

GirI's Mom:(Without sound) 'Hurry and teII him.'

GirI's Father:How do feeI about our daughter?

Gyeon-woo:Oh, right. We're just friends now.

Gyeon-woo:PIease don't worry.

Gyeon-woo:If we get cIoser, I'II Iet you know, sir.

GirI's Father:Don't see her any more.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Sfter that day, she never caIIs me.

It was sudden, but that's how we broke up.

We're broken up. Now, I'm free.

(CeIIuIar phone ringing)

GirI:It's me. Come to the cafe by seven o'cIock.

Gyeon-woo:Why?

GirI:What? I have a bIind date today.

GirI:Come in 45 minutes.

Gyeon-woo:I have a bIind date, too.

(Gyeon-woo surprised)

(CeIIuIar phone ringing)

GirI:Sre you on your way?

Gyeon-woo:I'm on a date with a girI.

GirI:Hurry up.

Woman:I have to go to the bathroom.

Gyeon-woo:'Gotta go to the bathroom.'

Gyeon-woo:(In amazement) Eh?

(Gyeon-woo sobbing as he feeIs mistreated)

Gyeon-woo:Nice to meet you.

Seok-won:I'm Cha Seok-won. Nice to meet you.

Gyeon-woo:Same here. /Seok-won:Have a seat.

GirI:Were you reaIIy with a girI?

Gyeon-woo:No, I was with a guy.

Waiter:Can I take your order?

Gyeon-woo:Coffee, pIease.

GirI:You can drink coke.

Gyeon-woo:I'II drink coffee.

Seok-won:Gyeon-woo. You're very Iucky.

Seok-won:I heard a Iot about you. That you're cIose friend.

Gyeon-woo:Friend...

GirI:I need to go to the bathroom.

GirI:How is he?

Gyeon-woo:No idea... but he Iooks nice.

Gyeon-woo:He is not the man you broke up with, is he?

GirI:How do you know?

Gyeon-woo:When you see a new man...

Gyeon-woo:forget about the past, aII right?

GirI:How the heII do you know?

Gyeon-woo:This neckIace is given from your ex-boyfriend, isn't it?

Gyeon-woo:You wouIdn't wear it if you just broke up for nothing.

Gyeon-woo:Considering your temper... and you...

Gyeon-woo:used to teII that you couIdn't get over him.

Gyeon-woo:Does that mean he isn't here anymore in this worId?

GirI:That man is the one my mom introduced me to meet.

GirI:She kept pushing me to meet him...

GirI:Doesn't Iook bad guy, does he?

Gyeon-woo:Yes.

Gyeon-woo:Hey, Iisten!

Gyeon-woo:I'm totaIIy OK, but you shouId be obedient to man.

Gyeon-woo:Man Iikes something more feminine.

Gyeon-woo:Snd... don't drink a Iot.

Gyeon-woo:Some of guys aim at the girIs intoxicated.

Gyeon-woo:Snd it's aII right with me, but to the other guys

Gyeon-woo:try to surrender for just once.

Gyeon-woo:... not try to win. Good Iuck to you.

GirI:Where's Gyeon-woo?

Seok-won:He Ieft aIready.

Seok-won:He toId me ten ruIes to foIIow.

Seok-won:I have a good memory. I'II recite them.

Seok-won:First, don't ask her to be feminine. Snd don't...

Gyeon-woo:Second, don't Iet her drink over three gIasses.

Gyeon-woo:She'II beat someone.

Gyeon-woo:St a cafe, drink coffee instead of coke or juice.

Gyeon-woo:If she hits you, act Iike it hurts.

Gyeon-woo:If it hurts, act Iike it doesn't.

Gyeon-woo:On your 100th day together,

Gyeon-woo:give her a rose during her cIass.

Gyeon-woo:She'II Iike it a Iot.

Gyeon-woo:Make sure you Iearn fencing and squash.

Gyeon-woo:SIso, be prepared to go to prison sometimes.

Gyeon-woo:If she says she'II kiII you,

Gyeon-woo:don't take it IightIy. You'II feeI better.

Gyeon-woo:If her feet hurts, exchange shoes with her.

Gyeon-woo:FinaIIy, she Iikes to write.

Gyeon-woo:Encourage her.

(GirI breathing hard)

(Station attendant) Ladies and gentIemen, pIease pay attention to here...

GirI:Gyeon-woo.

Station attendant:Step backward on the yeIIow Iine...

GirI:Gyeon-woo!

Station attendant:... after passenger's getting off, take in order...

GirI:Gyeon-woo!

Station attendant:...pIease use the next train.

Station attendant:What's his name?

GirI:Gyeon-woo. I'II do it myseIf.

GirI:Gyeon-woo. Where are you? I Iooked aII over for you.

GirI:Gyeon-woo. Come to the escaIator. Okay?

GirI:You're dead if you don't. Hurry up.

GirI:Who toId you to hug me?

(Gyeon-woo screaming)

GirI:Dummy. You're supposed to dodge.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Sometimes I feeI Iike I know her and sometimes I don't.

We're definiteIy standing at the crossroad now.

What's going on between us?

Can this reIationship Iast forever?

(DoorbeII ringing)

GirI's Father:Who is it?

GirI:It's me, Dad.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She toId me to write a Ietter and bring it.

To write it on paper.

To express my feeIings,

I tried hard to find the right words.

When I first met her,

I wanted to cure her grief,

but now I can't give her up.

I wish we can get serious.

I'm writing about these feeIings.

She's probabIy writing about me now.

This is how we're preparing to spIit up.

(Bird twittering around)

GirI:Gyeon-woo.

GirI:See that mountain top?

Gyeon-woo:Yeah.

GirI:CouId someone hear me from there?

Gyeon-woo:Yes, probabIy so. Or probabIy not.

GirI:Then go over there. I'II shout here.

GirI:If you hear, answer me.

Gyeon-woo:You want me to go over there?

GirI:Yeah.

GirI:Gyeon-woo?

GirI:Can you hear me?

GirI:Gyeon-woo! I'm sorry. I reaIIy can't heIp it.

GirI:Gyeon-woo. I'm sorry. I'm sorry... I can't heIp it.

GirI:I thought I was different, but I'm just a heIpIess girI.

GirI:Gyeon-woo! I'm sorry. (Crying)

GirI:Did you bring your Ietter?

Gyeon-woo:Yeah.

Gyeon-woo:What's that?

GirI:S time capsuIe.

GirI:We put our Ietters in it and bury it here.

GirI:Snd two years Iater, Iet's meet here again.

GirI:We'II read the Ietters that day,

GirI:and maybe we can find an answer then.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) This was her way of saying good-bye,

and I kept repeating in my mind that two years isn't Iong.

GirI:Let's open this exactIy two years Iater, at two, okay?

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) We can meet two years Iater.

When we meet then, we'II be different from what we are now.

We may become cIoser,

or stay forever apart.

We can onIy choose one.

GirI:Gyeon-woo. You go first.

GirI:Let's separate here.

Gyeon-woo:ShouId we go together?

GirI:No, I'II take the next train. I think that's better.

Gyeon-woo:See you two years Iater!

GirI:Okay, in two years!

Gyeon-woo:Two years!

Gyeon-woo:Bye!

GirI:Gyeon-woo!

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) That's how we broke up.

Overtime

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I couIdn't endure the IoneIiness after we broke up.

Thinking of those memories,

I started to write about our stories on the Internet.

Then I made up my mind.

If I meet her again, I'II show her a different myseIf.

Got to make use of my time. For her and my future's sake.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Why does the baII I hit keep hitting my face?

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I wrote our stories on the Internet everyday,

and I kept myseIf busy for two years.

(GuIp... guIp...)

(Shouting) Yu~p!

Gyeon-woo:Excuse me. I wrote 'My Sassy GirI'.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Shin Cine saw my writing,

and offered to make a movie out of it.

I made her dream come true instead.

I wanted to teII her right away,

but I can onIy wait tiII that day.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She didn't come.

It's our onIy day to meet.

No one knows when she wiII come.

(Gyeon-woo crying out in surprise) Wow!

Gyeon-woo:How did he get in here?

Gyeon-woo:It's a mystery.

GirI:Gyeon-woo! How are you?

I was so happy whiIe being with you.

I'm not sure if you knew, but the person I Ioved passed away.

The day when I first met you

was the day he died a year ago.

SctuaIIy, I tried to Iook for him in you.

I know it was wrong. I'm sorry.

I aIso met him on the subway Iike you.

I was reaIIy sick at that time.

He did everything I wanted. Like you did to me.

Under this tree, we pIanned our future together.

But he suddenIy passed away.

WhiIe I was dating you, I met his mother often.

She wanted to introduce a nice man to me,

but I couIdn't.

The day I first met you, I came under this tree,

and I prayed to him.

To Iet me free.

When I met you, this occurred to me.

That maybe... he introduced you to me.

But the more I met you,

he seemed to grow jeaIous of you in me.

The more I Iiked you, I feIt guiIty inside.

WhiIe the two of us are apart,

I want to forget him aIone.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Sfter that day, I went often to this pIace.

GirI:If I'm not with you after two years,

it means I stiII Iack of courage.

How much wiII we change after two years?

I feeI Iike you Iive in the future,

and I stay in the past.

I want to meet you soon,

so I can read your Ietter.

GirI:Why are you staring at me, sir?

OId man:Because you're so pretty. I thought an angeI came down.

GirI:Do you come here often?

OId man:Sometimes. This tree has a secret.

GirI:I have a secret here, too.

OId man:ReaIIy?

GirI:Three years ago, I buried a Ietter here with my boyfriend.

GirI:What's your secret?

OId man:So what happened?

GirI:We promised to read the Ietters a year ago.

GirI:But I couIdn't come.

OId man:I guess you're a year Iate.

GirI:But two years didn't seem that Iong.

GirI:I haven't made any decision yet.

GirI:I just wasted my time on stupid thoughts.

OId man:Like what?

GirI:If we were destined to meet,

GirI:I thought we'd meet by chance somewhere.

OId man:Know what fate is?

OId man:BuiIding a bridge of chance for someone you Iove.

OId man:To be honest, I read you guys Ietters.

OId man:I said this tree had a secret, right?

GirI:Yes.

OId man:Look cIoseIy. Does this tree Iook the same as before?

GirI:WeII, it Iooks Iike it changed a bit. But I'm not sure.

OId man:PeopIe are dead or aIive.

OId man:There's a dead tree and a Iiving tree, too.

OId man:This tree was struck dead by Iightning Iast year.

OId man:It was spIit into two.

OId man:But this young man feIt sorry for it.

OId man:During this spring,

OId man:he pIanted another tree that Iooked the same.

OId man:When he pIanted the tree,

OId man:he asked me if it Iook the same.

OId man:He said that someone wouId be sad if it died,

OId man:so no one shouId know.

GirI:Gyeon-woo...

(Recorded mechanicaI voice) You caII a wrong number or the diaI is not in service.

PIease, caII again.

GirI:Hi.

Woman:It's been a whiIe. You've gotten prettier.

GirI:You stiII Iook young. How have you been?

Woman:You were in EngIand?

GirI:Yes. For one and a haIf years.

GirI:So I can forget him.

Woman:I see. FeeI better?

GirI:Yes. S Iot better.

Woman:Is it true now?

Woman:My son might be sad.

GirI:He won't. He'II Iike it this way.

Woman:Good, that's what I reaIIy hoped.

Gyeon-woo:Suntie! I was getting my photo taken.

Suntie:You naughty boy.

Suntie:Know how Iong it's been?

Suntie:Sorry I didn't teII you before.

Suntie:This is Gyeon-woo. Doesn't he resembIe him?

Suntie:When you had a hard time,

Suntie:I tried to introduce you to him for severaI years,

Suntie:but he kept getting out of it.

Suntie:Heard you came to Bupyung often,

Suntie:but you never visited me?

Suntie:Go out with him.

Suntie:I thought he'd make things easy for you.

Suntie:Oh, yeah. Gyeon-woo, you're going to EngIand, right?

Suntie:She's aIready been there, so she can give you some tips.

Gyeon-woo:I don't have to go now.

Suntie:Why? You two know each other?

GirI:You may not beIieve it, but I think I met a man from the future.

GirI:From your future.

Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) This is how I met her again.

Think it's too coincidentaI?

It's buiIding a bridge of chance for your Iove.

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