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Uh, what are you doing?
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I work here now.
I need a new job
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and I need a break
from the tech world.
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This is my sister,
Mariana.
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She's our new receptionist.
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This is so cool.
It's like Serial.
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I'm back.
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We thought Scott was gone.
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Apparently, they have
to give him a chance
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to change his behavior
before they fire him.
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How are things at the Coterie?
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There's nothing going on
between me and Dennis.
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I'm gonna prove that
I'm ready to be with you.
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Isabella is back.
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She's pregnant.
The baby's mine.
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And she's going to stay here
as long as she needs to.
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I didn't hurt Zach.
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Tommy is the sweetest guy.
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I discovered
that Katie and Zach
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didn't follow each other
on any platform.
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She wasn't his biggest fan.
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Are we really
going to infer
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that Tommy's girlfriend
is the real killer?
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If she has motive
and opportunity,
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yes, we will,
if we have to.
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♪ I know I've been bad
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♪ Real bad
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♪ Still, I think
I'm gonna do it again ♪
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♪ I just can't help myself
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♪ When I get the call
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- Do you have the cash?
- Depends.
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You have the names?
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♪ I can't resist the urge
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♪ I gotta do wrong
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♪ They call me trouble
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Okay.
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I was never here.
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♪ I'm gonna live it up
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ They call me trouble
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♪ I really dig my name
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Hey, uh, Scott, can I, uh,
talk to you for a second?
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ I'm gonna live it up
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Do we have a deal?
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You bet.
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ Oo-ooh, they call me
trouble ♪
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♪ I really dig my name
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♪ I'm gonna live it up
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ Until the very end
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♪ Pa-pa-pa Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
*GOOD TROUBLE*
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♪ Pa-pa-pa Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
Season 03 Episode 14
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♪ Then we'll find
our peace of mind ♪
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♪ You and me, Bel Ami
Episode Title: "Picks and Strikes"
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-paaa
Aired on: August 04, 2021.
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I can't believe
that there are teachers
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who are campaigning
to keep the police on campus.
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And they're in the majority.
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If only they could see
how effective restorative justice
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has been in reducing
disciplinary issues.
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You know, maybe Solomon
would sign off
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on, like,
an RJ art showcase.
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You know, to prove
how committed the students are.
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That's a great idea.
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Dennis?
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Hmm.
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Uh, did you need something?
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Yeah, I was just gonna...
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get something from the fridge.
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Uh, you remember Matt?
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I'm not sure
I wear it as well as you.
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Yeah. Hey.
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Hey.
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We, uh... We just had
a school meeting.
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I should probably go.
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No, you don't have to go.
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It's... It's late and, uh...
I'll see you tomorrow.
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- Have a good night.
- Yeah.
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Well...
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Can't even remember
what I came up here to get.
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There's leftover snacks
from the meeting.
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That's okay. Thanks.
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Um... Oh, hey!
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I, uh, have
a gig tomorrow night.
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- Oh.
- At Smitty's, if you're free.
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If not...
um, no big deal.
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I'll see what I can do.
It's a school night.
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Yeah, of course.
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Putting it out there,
you know.
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No big deal.
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Hmm, okay.
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Jury selection is the
most important part of any trial.
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Your job is to watch
the potential jurors like hawks.
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I want to know
every smile, sigh,
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nervous tic,
and eye roll they make.
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If they like me,
if they hate me...
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"Summons number 7841-C."
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June Patrick.
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Wait...
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Wait, how did
you know that?
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I have
a photographic memory.
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Red blazer
with white top-stitching,
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navy tee,
tartan plaid mini kilt,
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tan ankle boots, pearl choker,
and charm necklace.
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What you were wearing
the first day we met.
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Wow. Very impressive.
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Oh, it's a fun party trick.
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We have a limited
number of strikes.
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If we don't
use them wisely,
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we could get stuck
with a few bad apples
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who will rot the barrel,
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and then
we will have lost the trial
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before we've even begun.
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Hello.
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Watch out
for those little doors.
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Funny.
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How did Kathleen get that guy
to sell us the jury pool list?
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With Kathleen, there are some
questions it's better not to ask.
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Oh.
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Here's June Patrick.
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That's amazing.
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When did you come up
with this program?
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It was a project
I did at MIT.
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It's just
a basic search algorithm.
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I made a few tweaks
to it this morning.
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So if you went to MIT,
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why are you
answering phones here?
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I just needed a break
from the tech world.
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Oh, yes.
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Uh, June Patrick.
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Uh, former high school teacher.
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Grew up in Pasadena.
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Married. Has two kids,
three grandchildren.
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Uh, political views not clear.
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Lots of
fun-with-family photos.
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So number 12
is a mother and grandmother.
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She's big on family.
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So will she empathize more
with Zack or Tommy?
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That's what we're
about to find out.
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What are your feelings
towards Asian people?
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I have lots of Asian friends,
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but I'm allergic to MSG.
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Hey, you sure you
don't mind me painting in here?
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The smell isn't making you
nauseous or anything?
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Hmm, no, no, no.
Not at all.
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I'm just happy
to have the company.
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You know, I really love
your art, by the way.
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It's kind of like
living in a gallery in here.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
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What are you working on?
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I'm looking at jobs...
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and cribs.
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You're not making a Pinterest
board already, are you?
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Maybe a little.
Nesting urge is strong, okay?
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You know, I would love
to do a mural in the nursery.
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Like maybe
a solar system or something.
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Hmm, that'd be amazing.
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Or, like, the sky and clouds.
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What about, like,
an underwater scene?
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- Hmm.
- Like reefs and fish.
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Mermaids.
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What about...
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deep sea whales
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and stingrays?
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Okay, sounds like
someone wants a boy.
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No, no, no.
Not at all.
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I'm just...
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thinking something
that's not gendered.
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My sister, Jasmine,
is trans,
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and she kind of had
a tough time growing up.
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Oh.
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Hmm, I never thought
about it like that.
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Yeah, no one does.
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We're socialized
to think pink for girls
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and blue for boys.
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But what if we
let our kid pick?
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Hmm.
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You know, once they're
old enough,
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let them decide if...
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they want mermaids
or monster trucks.
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Or both.
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I think that sounds perfect.
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All right,
my beautiful individuals.
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We must weed out
the problematic sketches.
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So, uh, Magda,
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"Don't Make Me
Take Out My Hoops."
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It's hurtful
to the Latinx community.
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Sanjana, "The Masala
Monologues, a One Yoni Show."
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Uh, it's one woman.
It's not inclusive.
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- It includes me.
- Well, okay.
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Uh, "Conspiracy Theories."
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That's pretty...
We're good? We good?
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Yep. I think, yeah,
we can keep that.
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Uh, Derek,
"Great Al Qaeda Baking Show."
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No? Good. Just wanted
to hear you say it.
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Okay, uh, Alice,
"The Dumb Asian."
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No, that is out.
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"Alice the Nail Lady," out.
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"Alice's Mom Wants a Divorce."
Out.
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Oh, by the way,
I am just banning all accents.
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Anybody ever...
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All our work
is being thrown out. Bullshit.
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And "Asian TSA Agent."
What were we all thinking?
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All right.
We need new material stat.
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So pair yourself with a writer,
and let's get to work.
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All right?
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Brings me back to the
middle school dodgeball days.
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Always picked last.
I get it.
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This isn't triggering
at all.
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Hmm.
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Anyway, you want
to work together?
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Maybe write
a new sketch? I have...
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Sorry, I already said
I'd work with Derek.
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Have you ever been
the victim of a violent crime?
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Yes.
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Did they find
the person who did it?
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No.
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She may be subconsciously
looking for justice in her own case.
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Yeah. Too risky.
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Have you ever received
a speeding ticket?
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No.
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He's, uh, too squeaky clean.
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And definitely
a rule follower.
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Prosecution's dream juror.
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Are you an animal lover?
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No, I hate animals.
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All animals?
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Yes, every one
of 'em.
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Who hates all animals?
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What a creep.
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We move to strike
juror number one, Your Honor.
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We'll strike number ten.
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Two.
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Seven.
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Eleven.
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Twelve.
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All right, jury selection
has concluded for today.
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All jurors shall report back to this
courtroom promptly at 10:00 a.m.
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Court is hereby adjourned.
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Six jurors seated.
Six to go.
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Yeah, we have some good ones
in the mix but, you know...
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so do they.
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We have to bring
our A-game tomorrow.
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Okay? And we have got
to get Tommy to lighten up.
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He's shutting down,
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and it's not gonna help us
if he looks guilty.
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Hey, starfish.
How you doing?
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Great.
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00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:52,686
Why? What...
What have you heard?
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Nothing, but some major emo
streaming out of your loft.
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00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,999
Also, Lindsay told me Scott
cut a bunch of your sketches.
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00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,792
I think coming back to the
program was a huge mistake.
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00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,014
Not only did
all my sketches get cut,
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but nobody wants
to write for me.
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00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,953
Why don't you write for
yourself? Write your own sketch.
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I can't.
I mean, we were gonna,
259
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,501
but then Scott
came back with his rules
260
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,287
and Ruby caved.
261
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,808
So I stood up, and now
I'm the comedy pariah.
262
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,465
Well, I think you're a hero.
263
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,249
You've grown so much.
264
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:34,294
Standing up
for yourself and others,
265
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,337
that takes courage,
266
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:37,817
and...
267
00:13:38,644 --> 00:13:40,038
it's very attractive.
268
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,043
Okay.
269
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,783
Thanks for saying that, uh,
270
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:49,091
but I don't know,
feels like a lost cause.
271
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:52,442
Okay, we need something
a little spicier than this tea.
272
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,402
- Chai?
- No, silly.
273
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,056
We're going out
for a real drink.
274
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,796
- No.
- Yes.
275
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,668
- No!
- Yes!
276
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:00,972
- No. No.
- Yes!
277
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,019
♪ Give me some release
278
00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:07,197
♪ Before I'm too far down
279
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,807
♪ I'm begging you, Greyhound
280
00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:13,404
♪ Save me from this
281
00:14:13,490 --> 00:14:16,716
♪ I've been down to the river
282
00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:19,817
♪ Where I tried to drown
283
00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:22,472
♪ Tales of a long-lost sinner
284
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,649
♪ Lost like the chains
that sunk to the ground ♪
285
00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:33,743
This is it.
286
00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:39,750
Woo! Okay, wow, that was...
287
00:14:40,619 --> 00:14:43,044
That's gonna be a tough
act to follow.
288
00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:46,018
Um... Anyway, hi.
289
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:47,498
My name
is Dennis Cooper,
290
00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:51,587
and I'm gonna be playing
an acoustic set for you tonight.
291
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:56,982
Cheers.
292
00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:59,072
If I do say so myself,
293
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,380
we killed it today.
294
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:01,686
I hope Kathleen
doesn't notice
295
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:03,210
that some of her scotch
is missing.
296
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,601
That is a tomorrow problem.
297
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,865
So...
298
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,522
why are you taking a break
from the tech world?
299
00:15:11,605 --> 00:15:12,913
Really, why?
300
00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:18,528
I was working
with my friends on an app.
301
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:23,183
We wanted to do our own
all-female Fight Club startup.
302
00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:28,017
But I was secretly
dating our old boss
303
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,496
who was responsible
304
00:15:29,581 --> 00:15:32,105
for the toxic work environment
that we walked out on.
305
00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:35,503
And when I finally
told them,
306
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,807
they felt betrayed,
307
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,985
and there was nothing
I could do or say to fix it.
308
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,254
So now you know
the secret underbelly
309
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,125
of Mariana Adams Foster.
310
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,472
We all have
our secret underbellies.
311
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,562
What's yours?
312
00:15:55,346 --> 00:15:58,003
I secretly wish Tony
would walk into an open manhole
313
00:15:58,086 --> 00:15:59,482
so I didn't get overlooked
314
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,572
in his overbearing,
privileged, white male shadow.
315
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,099
You can laugh.
316
00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:08,317
But I do love him.
317
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,624
I just... wanted
to go to court today.
318
00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:13,715
Not that I didn't have
way too much fun with you.
319
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,195
It's just...
320
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,283
sometimes I...
321
00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,413
I feel invisible
around here.
322
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:22,113
Well, you are
very visible to me.
323
00:16:22,721 --> 00:16:24,203
I think you're brilliant
324
00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:25,943
and definitely
the best dresser here.
325
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,596
Uh, next to you.
326
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:39,609
♪ I'm coming down like
pouring rain, Novocaine... ♪
327
00:16:40,739 --> 00:16:44,832
♪ And I feel it all over
328
00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:46,302
You're putting me to sleep.
329
00:16:47,398 --> 00:16:49,443
Thank you for that feedback.
330
00:16:49,616 --> 00:16:51,621
Well, we do have
a special guest with us tonight
331
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,624
who most certainly
will not put you to sleep.
332
00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:56,496
Davia, will you come on up here
and give me a hand?
333
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,635
What are we doing?
334
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:25,307
♪ Now this might be a mistake
335
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,832
♪ That I'm calling you
this late ♪
336
00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:33,750
♪ But these dreams I have
of you ain't real enough ♪
337
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,230
♪ Started...
338
00:17:37,011 --> 00:17:39,452
♪ ...past, how the things...
339
00:17:39,537 --> 00:17:41,280
Woah!
340
00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:42,325
You're trash, man.
341
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:43,892
Get off the stage!
342
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,502
Pay for
some singing lessons.
343
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,288
Hey, listen up,
a-hole.
344
00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:50,289
I don't think you're
very nice either. Okay?
345
00:17:50,374 --> 00:17:52,596
It doesn't even look like you're
old enough to have those tattoos.
346
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,118
You should check his ID.
347
00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:56,034
He looks like he's not even
old enough to be in here.
348
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,741
Why don't you go home...
349
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,061
♪ ...leave them all
breathless ♪
350
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,345
♪ 'Cause we feel so blessed
351
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,305
♪ Try to stay humble
but we're too magnificent ♪
352
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,654
♪ It's a beautiful thing
353
00:18:07,739 --> 00:18:10,983
♪ Got this world on a string
354
00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:15,402
♪ When you love the one
that's leaving you breathless ♪
355
00:18:15,486 --> 00:18:20,560
♪ Showing you things
that you never seen ♪
356
00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:24,539
♪ When you love the one
that's leaving you breathless ♪
357
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,976
We should go.
358
00:18:26,452 --> 00:18:28,196
Okay, but how was
I supposed to know
359
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,286
it was a class
for senior citizens?
360
00:18:30,369 --> 00:18:32,114
It was listed
as "water ballet."
361
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,855
But nothing excuses you
362
00:18:33,939 --> 00:18:36,117
from showing up
wearing a floral swim cap.
363
00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:37,858
I thought it was going
to be cute and retro,
364
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,599
like '50s
synchronized swimming,
365
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:43,515
not aquatic Zumba
for people born in the '50s.
366
00:18:43,904 --> 00:18:45,432
What was your excuse?
367
00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:47,126
Stiff joints.
368
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,914
Well, I don't regret it.
369
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,307
It was our first real date.
370
00:18:56,614 --> 00:18:59,313
Ugh! Asian-fetish
frat guys incoming.
371
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:04,101
Ladies, uh, could you,
uh, settle a bet for us?
372
00:19:04,796 --> 00:19:06,539
So my compadre here
has five bucks
373
00:19:06,624 --> 00:19:08,628
on you two being twins.
374
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,977
And I'm like,
"No, they're just friends."
375
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:14,155
We're not twins
or sisters.
376
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,028
I can totally
tell you apart.
377
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,855
I mean, I did
a semester in Tokyo.
378
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:21,205
So ignorant to think that
you can't tell the difference
379
00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:24,426
between a Japanese person
and a Korean person.
380
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,165
We're Chinese.
381
00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:27,821
And, actually...
382
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,343
we're dating.
383
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,172
Oh, too bad.
What a waste.
384
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,006
They're totally
gonna do it, right?
385
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,570
Never fails.
386
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,311
Unless...
387
00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:43,355
Can we watch?
388
00:19:43,529 --> 00:19:45,055
No!
389
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,712
Gross!
It's always the same.
390
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,063
You know, those kind of guys
act like they can say anything to us.
391
00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:54,369
Because they don't
really see us
392
00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:57,501
as people deserving
of any kind of respect.
393
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,634
We're just...
fantasy objects.
394
00:20:03,942 --> 00:20:05,248
Hey, girl.
395
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:09,470
Does anyone ever tell you
you look just like Lucy Liu?
396
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,344
Do I?
397
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,952
And Gemma Chan,
398
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,217
Jamie Chung.
399
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,523
- Hmm.
- Kelly Marie Tran.
400
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,221
- Kimiko Glenn.
- Ah!
401
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,482
Aqua-fina.
402
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,049
You mean Awkwafina?
403
00:20:22,134 --> 00:20:24,661
No, baby. Aqua-fina.
404
00:20:24,744 --> 00:20:27,183
'Cause you are fine.
405
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,840
Okay, now that
is a sketch.
406
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,326
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
407
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,547
I haven't been bounced
from a bar in a while.
408
00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:41,852
I'm so sorry.
409
00:20:41,935 --> 00:20:43,070
No, I loved
every minute of it.
410
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,073
I'm sorry I dragged you
up on the stage.
411
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,857
Smitty's has changed.
It's gone downhill.
412
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,164
Uh, no, it hasn't.
It's always been downhill.
413
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,296
Really?
414
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,690
Yeah. I think
maybe you've changed.
415
00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:55,648
To be honest, I love music,
416
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,127
but I don't love
the music scene anymore.
417
00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:02,306
And, uh...
418
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:04,961
I didn't...
419
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,267
I didn't have a gig
when I asked you.
420
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,617
I had to pay
to get a spot tonight.
421
00:21:10,964 --> 00:21:14,317
I heard you and Matt talking
about school and kids.
422
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,712
You have that shared passion,
423
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,453
and I guess I just wanted
to share something
424
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,151
that we were
both passionate about,
425
00:21:20,234 --> 00:21:22,281
which turned into
a complete disaster.
426
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,806
No, not a complete disaster.
427
00:21:26,111 --> 00:21:28,506
We shared our passion
for making a scene.
428
00:21:29,156 --> 00:21:32,509
I just wish that I knew
what I loved doing.
429
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,599
Well, you love cooking.
430
00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:40,388
I love you.
431
00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:42,693
♪ If you want them maybe
432
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:46,263
♪ We can kick it like
Let's kick it like ♪
433
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,352
♪ Late night on the street
434
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,962
♪ Sipping on Bacardi
435
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,791
♪ Take me back to the '90s
436
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:57,101
♪ And let's kick it like
And let's kick it like ♪
437
00:21:59,012 --> 00:22:01,233
Well, you love cooking.
438
00:22:04,976 --> 00:22:06,935
Yeah, I do.
439
00:22:07,979 --> 00:22:10,155
We really miss you
cooking at the Coterie.
440
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:12,202
It used to smell so good,
441
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:14,728
and now it just smells
like $40 candles
442
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,424
to mask the scent
of week-old takeout.
443
00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:20,994
Well, cooking for people
is a passion, I guess.
444
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:23,998
Well, I wish you cooked
this because it kind of sucks.
445
00:22:24,082 --> 00:22:25,387
It really does.
446
00:22:35,222 --> 00:22:37,794
Oh, uh, you should
talk to Tommy.
447
00:22:37,877 --> 00:22:40,011
He likes you,
but do it alone.
448
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,665
Good morning.
449
00:22:44,318 --> 00:22:45,932
Hi, good morning.
450
00:22:46,017 --> 00:22:47,542
How do you think
it's going?
451
00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:49,109
Do you think
we have a good jury?
452
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,546
I don't like
juror three.
453
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,200
I feel like she has a crush
on the cute prosecutor.
454
00:22:52,284 --> 00:22:54,983
Uh, well, we have jurors
we think like us.
455
00:22:56,114 --> 00:22:58,815
By the way, um, tell
your friend Izzie I say hi.
456
00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:01,122
It was really nice of her
to come see us.
457
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:03,949
Oh. I didn't know
you spoke to Izzie.
458
00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,473
Yeah.
459
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,695
Tommy, um, could we
have a word in private?
460
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:21,358
So, um, I know
you're scared,
461
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:24,448
but it can't look like you're
shutting down in there.
462
00:23:24,924 --> 00:23:26,146
I'm trying not to.
463
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:28,018
I just... I don't really
know when I'm doing it.
464
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:30,280
Yeah, okay, um...
465
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:33,153
Well, how about when
I need you to lighten up,
466
00:23:33,238 --> 00:23:35,460
I'll, um,
touch my right ear.
467
00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:38,548
It can be, like,
our little secret signal.
468
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,248
Okay. Thanks.
469
00:23:42,637 --> 00:23:44,468
Yeah, of course.
470
00:23:54,085 --> 00:23:56,089
Okay, the last couple
of rounds of jurors
471
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,439
have been
complete duds,
472
00:23:57,522 --> 00:23:59,656
so both sides have
two strikes.
473
00:24:00,265 --> 00:24:01,616
With five jurors
to go,
474
00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:02,836
we can't afford
to waste any.
475
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,098
- So what have you got?
- So juror number 11
476
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:07,449
has almost no social
media profile to speak of,
477
00:24:07,532 --> 00:24:10,365
but seems to have
an antagonistic view
478
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,278
on romantic relationships.
479
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,150
Yeah, he's an incel.
480
00:24:14,234 --> 00:24:16,107
I know an angry virgin
when I see one.
481
00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:18,154
There goes one strike.
482
00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,635
Okay, so what about
483
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,420
juror number one
and number two?
484
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:25,423
I mean, it's a bit
of a conundrum on both sides.
485
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,424
Asian jurors generally
486
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:30,993
have a reputation for being
more pro-prosecution, but...
487
00:24:31,077 --> 00:24:32,560
Rothman will almost
certainly strike him
488
00:24:32,644 --> 00:24:34,563
since he and Tommy
are of the same race.
489
00:24:34,646 --> 00:24:36,042
Black jurors,
on the other hand,
490
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,306
are historically more likely
to question police testimony
491
00:24:38,390 --> 00:24:39,611
and favor the defense.
492
00:24:39,694 --> 00:24:42,135
But he's a Marine,
and military tend to give
493
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:44,615
tremendous weight
to authority figures.
494
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,574
I mean, I just can't risk
having that on the jury.
495
00:24:48,313 --> 00:24:50,010
That's our last strike.
496
00:24:50,141 --> 00:24:51,927
Okay, what if I told you...
497
00:24:52,011 --> 00:24:55,061
He helps build houses
for Habitat for Humanity.
498
00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,151
He voted for Obama
and Hillary Clinton.
499
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:58,586
Aww, and he rescues...
500
00:24:58,671 --> 00:24:59,977
Cats.
501
00:25:00,804 --> 00:25:02,199
He has high empathy.
502
00:25:02,282 --> 00:25:05,986
Not your typical jarhead.
This could be good for us.
503
00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:07,420
I agree.
504
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:12,209
So what we need to do
is make Rothman think
505
00:25:12,292 --> 00:25:15,125
we're gonna strike the
Marine, so he doesn't.
506
00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:16,559
Okay, how do
we do that?
507
00:25:17,732 --> 00:25:20,260
Ask him a question that goes
to his military service?
508
00:25:20,345 --> 00:25:21,827
Something about
chain of command.
509
00:25:21,912 --> 00:25:23,567
He will answer
like a good soldier,
510
00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:25,656
which'll make Rothman think
that we won't want him.
511
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:27,875
Great.
Callie, you'll do it.
512
00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:30,836
But it was my idea.
513
00:25:30,921 --> 00:25:33,230
You tend to come off
a little arrogant, Tony.
514
00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:35,578
The jurors don't respond
to that. No offense.
515
00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:37,580
None taken?
516
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:39,625
It's in your hands.
517
00:25:39,798 --> 00:25:41,976
Bait Rothman
into our little trap.
518
00:25:57,163 --> 00:25:59,778
Uh, unicorn fetish
pig incoming.
519
00:25:59,863 --> 00:26:01,692
God, I hate
those porkers.
520
00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:03,652
What's up, unis?
Looking good.
521
00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:04,958
Care to settle
a bet for me?
522
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,481
Are you two twins
or just friends?
523
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,656
We're not related.
524
00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,397
We look
nothing alike.
525
00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:12,008
I mean,
I totally knew that.
526
00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:16,143
I did a semester abroad at
North Pegasus State. So...
527
00:26:16,227 --> 00:26:19,363
We're unicorns.
Not winged horses.
528
00:26:19,446 --> 00:26:21,974
Yeah. Not all equine-sapiens
look alike.
529
00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:24,932
Okay, whatever.
Hmm, care to dance?
530
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:28,807
Actually,
we're dating.
531
00:26:28,892 --> 00:26:33,028
Yeah. We're about to trot home
and canter up a little foreplay.
532
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:36,682
Gallop into the sheets
and ride to the finish!
533
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,250
Oh, sweet.
Can I watch?
534
00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:39,730
Neigh!
535
00:26:46,299 --> 00:26:51,265
Uh, I haven't seen
this sketch before.
536
00:26:51,348 --> 00:26:53,743
Which... Uh, which writer
wrote it?
537
00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:57,705
Did you, uh...
Hello?
538
00:26:57,789 --> 00:26:59,142
Which writer wrote it?
539
00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:01,230
Actually, I wrote it.
540
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,022
Juror one,
541
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,503
what do you do
for a living?
542
00:27:13,587 --> 00:27:16,289
I'm retired,
was a life-long Marine.
543
00:27:16,374 --> 00:27:19,073
Oh! Well, thank you
for your service.
544
00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:22,904
Uh, when you retired,
what rank were you?
545
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:25,165
Master Gunnery Sergeant.
546
00:27:25,338 --> 00:27:27,039
Wow, that's impressive.
547
00:27:27,124 --> 00:27:29,868
Um, during your time
in the Marines,
548
00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:33,523
did you ever question
a superior officer's order?
549
00:27:33,607 --> 00:27:35,175
No, ma'am.
550
00:27:35,348 --> 00:27:37,095
- Not once?
- Never.
551
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,529
Even if you thought
they were wrong?
552
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:41,965
You don't question
your commanding officer.
553
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,374
Thank you, sir.
554
00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:00,247
No further questions,
Your Honor.
555
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:03,728
The court will
take a 20-minute recess,
556
00:28:03,811 --> 00:28:07,296
and then counsel will make
their next round of strikes.
557
00:28:10,905 --> 00:28:12,519
They're clearly
going to strike the ex-Marine.
558
00:28:12,604 --> 00:28:13,781
That saves us a strike.
559
00:28:13,865 --> 00:28:16,653
I'm not so sure
about that.
560
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,436
Why not?
561
00:28:18,913 --> 00:28:20,352
Just a hunch.
562
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:26,270
You wrote it yourself,
Kwan?
563
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:31,278
Well, uh, comics may
collaborate with the writers,
564
00:28:31,362 --> 00:28:34,278
but they are not permitted
to write on their own.
565
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:37,022
So you can't just come in here
and change the rules.
566
00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:39,197
So I'm sorry,
the sketch is out.
567
00:28:40,935 --> 00:28:43,593
Actually, Alice
didn't change the rules.
568
00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:46,902
When you were at sensitivity
training for that one day,
569
00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:50,338
we decided to give the
comedians more creative agency.
570
00:28:50,945 --> 00:28:53,603
By "we," uh, do
you mean you and Alice?
571
00:28:54,037 --> 00:28:55,954
'Cause we certainly know who's
calling the shots around here.
572
00:28:56,038 --> 00:29:00,872
"We" as in me, who is now
co-directing this program.
573
00:29:00,955 --> 00:29:03,048
Assistant director, I
believe is the official title.
574
00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:05,442
Yeah, well, the point is
Alice's sketch killed
575
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:07,964
and deserves
to go to the next round.
576
00:29:10,965 --> 00:29:14,973
Agreed. Hey.
Very, very funny, Kwan.
577
00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:17,411
Let's have you collaborate
with Jeremy, please,
578
00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:20,280
and I will send you notes,
uh, by tomorrow.
579
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:24,069
- How's everything going?
- Great! Great.
580
00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:25,332
We are working hard
581
00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:27,767
and making a sensitive
and inclusive showcase.
582
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,117
I'm glad to hear that.
583
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,250
Yes. Yeah.
Great. Great job, everyone.
584
00:29:31,335 --> 00:29:33,424
- Uh, have a great night.
- Great job.
585
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,213
♪ I work so hard
586
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:40,086
♪ Take the world
And that's just the start ♪
587
00:29:40,170 --> 00:29:42,305
♪ 24/7 all the time...
588
00:29:42,388 --> 00:29:44,393
Triple macchiato, please.
589
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,483
Hmm. Why don't you
just inject it
590
00:29:47,567 --> 00:29:49,790
- into your veins?
- Oh, I would if I could.
591
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,792
Jury selection
is tedious work.
592
00:29:51,876 --> 00:29:53,182
Yep.
593
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:56,186
How are
you feeling so far?
594
00:29:56,663 --> 00:29:58,886
Pretty good. You?
595
00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:00,670
We're pretty confident.
596
00:30:02,192 --> 00:30:05,413
Why do I get the feeling you're
gaming us with the ex-Marine?
597
00:30:06,586 --> 00:30:09,026
I have no idea.
Why do you?
598
00:30:09,502 --> 00:30:11,375
You have certain tells.
599
00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:13,596
Especially when you're trying
to pull one over on someone.
600
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:14,858
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
601
00:30:14,942 --> 00:30:16,816
Yeah. You bite
your lower lip.
602
00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:25,085
- Okay, you think you know me so well?
- Yeah.
603
00:30:27,433 --> 00:30:28,873
Yeah.
604
00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,919
- Oh, you have your own tells.
- Ha!
605
00:30:31,002 --> 00:30:33,964
Like, uh, whenever you're
unsure about something,
606
00:30:34,048 --> 00:30:37,663
like right now, you, uh, kind
of squint and lift up your chin.
607
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:43,713
What other tells
do I have?
608
00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:45,802
Oh, if I reveal those,
609
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,326
then you'll try
to hide them from me.
610
00:30:47,411 --> 00:30:48,892
Where's the fun in that?
611
00:30:56,723 --> 00:30:58,337
Coffee break
with the opposition?
612
00:30:58,422 --> 00:31:00,163
Order for Callie.
613
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,863
I was just leaving.
614
00:31:05,384 --> 00:31:07,084
- Hey.
- Hi.
615
00:31:07,212 --> 00:31:08,519
What was that all about?
616
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,000
It's nothing.
617
00:31:17,657 --> 00:31:19,051
Isabella?
618
00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:34,371
Hey!
619
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:36,549
I didn't see you there.
620
00:31:36,634 --> 00:31:40,247
I was just picking
some mint from the garden.
621
00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:43,859
Do you know something
I don't?
622
00:31:57,523 --> 00:31:59,788
I found out
before we talked.
623
00:32:06,532 --> 00:32:08,144
So we're having a girl?
624
00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:12,280
I'm so sorry. I didn't
know about your sister yet,
625
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:13,630
and I... I feel
so embarrassed.
626
00:32:13,713 --> 00:32:15,240
But I was just going over
the Pinterest boards
627
00:32:15,325 --> 00:32:16,830
to make it
more gender neutral.
628
00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:20,242
It's okay.
629
00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:28,428
Um, I should have asked you
before I looked at the results.
630
00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:31,820
I'm... I'm just still not sure
how involved you want to be.
631
00:32:32,471 --> 00:32:34,955
Well, we should probably
start talking about that.
632
00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:37,349
And how we're gonna do
the co-parenting thing.
633
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:41,787
Yeah. I guess we should be as
prepared as we possibly can, huh?
634
00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:50,883
Mr. Rothman, your move.
635
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:54,279
Prosecution moves to strike
juror number two, Your Honor.
636
00:32:54,364 --> 00:32:55,628
Predictable.
637
00:32:55,712 --> 00:32:57,892
Of course, you would strike
the only Asian juror
638
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,240
that we've had so far.
639
00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:00,286
It's a little easy,
don't you think, Kathleen?
640
00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:01,461
Counselors, please.
641
00:33:01,545 --> 00:33:03,068
Of course, Your Honor.
642
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:05,855
The defense would like
to strike juror number 10.
643
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:06,988
So noted.
644
00:33:07,071 --> 00:33:09,031
You each have
one strike remaining.
645
00:33:13,557 --> 00:33:15,907
The prosecution moves
to strike juror number...
646
00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:37,669
Twelve.
647
00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:40,326
So noted.
648
00:33:40,410 --> 00:33:42,545
Mr. Rothman,
you are out of strikes.
649
00:33:42,628 --> 00:33:44,067
Ms. Gale?
650
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:49,507
We will use our final
strike on juror number 11.
651
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:54,163
And noted.
One second, please.
652
00:33:59,211 --> 00:34:01,477
Very good. Thank you
very much, everyone.
653
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,866
Court is adjourned.
654
00:34:08,438 --> 00:34:10,483
Well, I just got played
like a fiddle.
655
00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:12,588
Looks like
you were right, Hunter.
656
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,880
Good news is now
we know you can read her.
657
00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:18,666
That'll come in handy
at trial.
658
00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:26,936
And that's why I'm not legally
allowed to own fireworks anymore.
659
00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:29,418
Yeah, that makes sense.
660
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,463
Should never have been
allowed in the first place.
661
00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:34,422
What're we doing here?
We hated this food.
662
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:35,641
We did.
663
00:34:35,726 --> 00:34:37,818
But we're not going
to hate it anymore,
664
00:34:37,902 --> 00:34:39,599
because...
665
00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:41,907
I bought it.
666
00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:44,954
This is what I'm gonna do.
667
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:47,739
This is my new passion.
I'm gonna cook for people.
668
00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,396
Oh, wow.
669
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,398
It's a...
quick decision.
670
00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:55,878
I know
it seems impulsive, but...
671
00:35:01,838 --> 00:35:03,581
It's gonna be great.
672
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:10,764
Uh, hey, Rowan,
673
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:13,940
your photographic memory
gave us the edge over the DA.
674
00:35:14,025 --> 00:35:16,509
And your character analysis
was spot on.
675
00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:19,032
Thank you for being a team
player and staying behind.
676
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,599
You'll be going to court
with us from now on.
677
00:35:22,032 --> 00:35:23,951
Well, I couldn't have done it
without Mariana.
678
00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:25,820
She's a computer whiz.
679
00:35:26,516 --> 00:35:28,476
Well, thank you both.
I mean it.
680
00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,869
You make a great team.
Night.
681
00:35:33,436 --> 00:35:34,657
Oh, I'm going to miss you
682
00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:36,615
now that it's just going
to be me at the office.
683
00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:39,137
I guess it's back
to answering phones.
684
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,795
I know you don't need
my advice,
685
00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:44,969
but there's got to be another
tech job out there that's not horrible.
686
00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:47,626
Because you're wasting
your considerable talent
687
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,974
and killer shoe game
hiding out here.
688
00:35:54,673 --> 00:35:56,981
Oh, uh, I'd watch my back
if I were you.
689
00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:58,985
Oh, is someone out
to get me?
690
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:02,422
Prosecution,
second chair, Nicolette.
691
00:36:04,422 --> 00:36:05,688
Over the case?
692
00:36:05,771 --> 00:36:07,297
Don't be naive.
693
00:36:07,382 --> 00:36:09,561
If I'm reading things right,
which I usually do,
694
00:36:09,646 --> 00:36:10,952
she's into Jamie.
695
00:36:11,561 --> 00:36:12,867
Mm.
696
00:36:13,518 --> 00:36:15,175
Well, she has nothing
to worry about.
697
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,481
Yeah, I'm, uh...
I'm seeing someone.
698
00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:19,875
And it's serious.
699
00:36:21,961 --> 00:36:23,268
That was fast.
700
00:36:24,487 --> 00:36:28,186
Does he know that you are
still in love with your ex?
701
00:36:36,976 --> 00:36:39,242
To new and improved Alice.
702
00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:42,856
Well, thank you for encouraging
me to write my own sketch.
703
00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:45,030
Thank yourself for doing it.
704
00:36:47,378 --> 00:36:49,905
I think you're right.
I have changed.
705
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:53,213
I never would've been able
to stand up to Scott,
706
00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:55,782
or anyone,
before this program.
707
00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:58,653
So if that's all
that comes from this,
708
00:36:58,737 --> 00:37:00,699
maybe it'll all have been
worth it.
709
00:37:00,784 --> 00:37:03,528
That's not all that's
gonna come from it.
710
00:37:03,612 --> 00:37:04,572
You are gonna
get an agent
711
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:06,706
and that $70,000
talent deal.
712
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:09,143
Woah, slow your roll, sister.
713
00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:11,840
New Alice
does not think small.
714
00:37:14,188 --> 00:37:15,581
Why couldn't it be you?
715
00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:23,851
Hey, what are we
drinking to?
716
00:37:26,505 --> 00:37:27,900
Uh, just Alice's new sketch.
717
00:37:27,985 --> 00:37:29,902
Oh, then I gotta
get in on this.
718
00:37:29,987 --> 00:37:31,860
I played
a hilarious pig.
719
00:37:35,644 --> 00:37:38,824
Oh, well, I should go.
I have drinks with Ruby.
720
00:37:38,909 --> 00:37:41,130
Wait, I thought that
wasn't happening anymore.
721
00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:44,001
It's just casual.
Friends... I think.
722
00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:47,266
Anyway, enjoy
the rest of your night.
723
00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,235
What?
724
00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:01,757
Nothing.
725
00:38:25,476 --> 00:38:28,132
Well, now, I really wish
I didn't have to go to work.
726
00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:31,309
It's okay.
I just needed to do that.
727
00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:35,228
Hey, what if I take a break
from work on Saturday,
728
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,751
and we spend
the whole day together?
729
00:38:36,835 --> 00:38:40,277
I'd love to, but I have this
parenting class with Isabella
730
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,409
in the afternoon.
731
00:38:41,492 --> 00:38:43,193
She found out
the sex of the baby.
732
00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:47,545
And that got us into a whole
discussion of gender and gender roles.
733
00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:53,027
And we realized that we've so
much to talk about to make this work.
734
00:38:53,547 --> 00:38:57,119
Yeah. I mean,
that all sounds amazing.
735
00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:59,599
Maybe we could spend
the morning together?
736
00:38:59,858 --> 00:39:01,164
And hopefully the night?
737
00:39:01,686 --> 00:39:03,211
Yeah, sounds good.
738
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:05,911
- You should get to work.
- May I?
739
00:39:05,996 --> 00:39:07,476
- Mm.
- Thank you.
740
00:39:09,992 --> 00:39:15,195
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
741
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,576
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
742
00:39:20,851 --> 00:39:23,938
♪ Now this might be a mistake
743
00:39:24,023 --> 00:39:27,148
♪ That I'm calling you
this late ♪
744
00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:33,016
♪ But these dreams I have
of you ain't real enough ♪
745
00:39:33,101 --> 00:39:36,251
♪ Started bringing up
the past ♪
746
00:39:36,335 --> 00:39:39,501
♪ How the things you love
don't last ♪
747
00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:44,530
♪ Even though this isn't fair
for both of us ♪
748
00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:49,704
♪ Ooh-ooh, maybe
I'm just a fool ♪
749
00:39:49,789 --> 00:39:52,445
♪ I still belong with you
750
00:39:52,530 --> 00:39:54,039
♪ Anywhere you
751
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:57,282
♪ Anywhere you are ♪
752
00:39:57,367 --> 00:40:04,188
♪ Ooh-ooh, these minefields
that I walk through ♪
753
00:40:04,273 --> 00:40:09,931
♪ Ooh-ooh, what I risk
to be close to you ♪
754
00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:16,657
♪ Ooh-ooh, these minefields
keeping me from you ♪
755
00:40:16,742 --> 00:40:22,570
♪ Ooh-ooh, what I risk
to be close to you ♪
756
00:40:22,655 --> 00:40:24,273
♪ Close to you
757
00:40:24,358 --> 00:40:30,865
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
758
00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,523
You ready to go?
759
00:40:35,764 --> 00:40:37,461
Yeah.
760
00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:41,985
♪ Ooh-ooh, these minefields
that I walk through ♪
761
00:40:42,070 --> 00:40:47,938
♪ Ooh-ooh, what I risk
to be close to you ♪
762
00:40:48,023 --> 00:40:54,079
♪ Ooh-ooh, these minefields
keeping me from you ♪
763
00:40:54,164 --> 00:41:00,469
♪ Ooh-ooh, what I risk
to be close to you ♪
764
00:41:00,554 --> 00:41:02,985
♪ Close to you
765
00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:07,989
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
766
00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:13,469
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
767
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♪ Now this might be a mistake
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♪ That I'm calling you
this late ♪
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♪ But these dreams I have
of you ain't real enough ♪
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