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Previously ON This Is Us

Nick, Franny...

- KEVIN: Yeah.
- This is your cousin Hailey.

KEVIN: Oh, beautiful.

MADISON: Aw, look at her.

The new Big Three.

RANDALL: We are so
happy you are here.

I think we have to
remember how much pressure

she's under, you know, and
to take great care not to

exacerbate said pressure.

You're trying to tell me
how to speak to my daughter?

No, ma'am. No. I-I... Mm-mm.

TOBY: Earlier today, when I
was on the phone with work.

I got laid off.

And I've been torturing myself

for the last few hours 'cause
I knew I had to tell you,

but I didn't want to ruin

today.

KATE: You are never
gonna ruin anything.

Okay? Let's just
be a family today.

["How Lucky" by Kurt Vile
and John Prine playing]

♪ ♪

JACK: You ready

to bathe three brand-new babies

back-to-back-to-back?

We're about to find
out, aren't we?

[chuckling]

[sighs] I got it
all set up here.

JACK: Yeah?

Let's go grab them.

[water splashing softly]

♪ Today I walked
down the street ♪

Hey, I'm just using
the Palmolive.

That's okay, right?

I'm kidding.

Okay. How 'bout a little
massage after your bath, milady?

- Hmm?
- [coos]

- TOBY: How's she doing?
- She's good.

Let me get in on this here.

♪ How lucky ♪

Ready?

Wax on,

wax off.

♪ ♪

Time to get up. You're up.

- Already? I just fed them.
- Yeah.

I know. Come on.

- [sighs] -Come on.
- ♪ I bronzed my shoes ♪

♪ And I hung 'em from
the rearview mirror ♪

[groans, exhales]

♪ Bronzed admiration ♪

- I feel like all I do is breastfeed.
- Aw.

And, oh, my God, I am
wearing cow pajamas.

I am literally a dairy farm.

- [babies crying]
- Okay!

All right.

Hang on, guys.

[grunts]

[crying continues]

♪ ♪

You think we have
enough for two babies?

Uh, making his
first, uh, appearance

on network television
tonight. A short appearance...

THE MANDALORIAN: Grogu,
give me the ball.

Come on.

[grunts]

Looking at you in
the face, Monique,

- you're not remorseful.
- Not right now.

- [overlapping arguing]
- ♪ Yeah, scratched my head ♪

♪ And lit my cigarette ♪

[whispers]: Don't
you be a Monique.

♪ There was all these things ♪

♪ That I don't
think I remember ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ How lucky ♪

♪ Can one man get? ♪

♪ Today I walked
down the street ♪

♪ I used to wander, yeah ♪

They really are beautiful.

♪ And made myself a bet ♪

♪ There was all these things ♪

I can't stop staring at 'em.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ How lucky ♪

KATE: She's perfect.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ How lucky can one man get? ♪

♪ ♪

[mutters]: Okay.

- Hey.
- Hi.

[inhales, exhales] -You know
you can't hide out here forever.

I'm not hiding. I'm
just enjoying the view.

- The view is a fence.
- [chuckles softly]

And you brought out a heater.

And a-a coffee maker?

All right, look,

I'm grateful that your mom
came to watch the girls

while we were in New Orleans.

But we've been home for a while,

and she's still here.

And even though I love family,

it is not easy being
around you two.

The tension is thick,

and the porch is

not inside.

She follows me around
with a Swiffer.

I mean, I know how
to keep a home,

- Randall.
- I know you do.

Anytime the girls
don't use a plate,

she looks at me like I
raised a pack of wolves.

I hear you.

Thank God she's
leaving tomorrow.

She wants to have a big
family dinner before she goes,

and I am gonna pull
out all the stops.

I'm telling you, her
favorite curry chicken.

- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.

- Linen napkins.
- Carol's Last Supper.

Oh, no, no. It's
much more than that.

It's the "make a
perfect dinner to prove"

"that I'm a capable mother

"so she can stop
judging me" supper.

Oh, good.

I love a dinner with
something to prove.

Come in from the porch.

Coming in from the porch.

[sighs] Do we have
to watch this?

BETH: Hey!

You're supposed
to be making lunch

before your afternoon classes.

Tess,

phone can wait until
after school, okay?

I'm texting with Alex
who's in my math class.

Technically, it's
school-related, so I'm good.

ANNIE: I want to watch NCIS.

Annie, that's for
old people. No.

- Grandma got me into it.
- I don't care.

ANNIE: Mark Harmon's
a dreamboat.

- DEJA: A dreamboat?
- BETH: Hey, girls, come on.

DEJA: What are you, like, 65?

ANNIE: You've been
watching TV all day.

That's not fair.

Ladies. Ladies.

Turn off the television.
Let's clean up this mess.

Tess?

Let's see if we can find

something healthy
in the kitchen.

Mama C, what time does
your train leave tomorrow?

You trying to get
rid of me, Randall?

I... No, ma'am.

- I was just...
- Well, that's good.

Because Amtrak has a
"no change fee" policy,

so I delayed a week.

Seems you could use an extra
set of hands around here.

Darling, throw these
in the garbage, please.

And this.

- [TV playing]
- [lock clicking]

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Look at you, person who showered.
- Yeah.

And I brought you
something special.

You are not a cow. You
are a beautiful woman.

So I bought you

a beautiful dress.

And I was thinking
maybe tomorrow night

we invite Kate and
Toby over for dinner.

I already checked with Natasha.
She's fine to stay and help out.

So, you know, we sit down,
we have a meal at a table.

What do you say?

Can I pump and have
a half glass of wine?

Yeah.

- Gimme that dress.
- There you go.

- [grunts, chuckles]
- [laughs]

KATE: Wait, like, a real dinner?

Like, with dinner plates?

[chuckles] Yeah, we're in.

I haven't even left the house

but to take Jack
to his music class,

which he loves. But

wow, dinner would
give me a reason

to actually shower this week.

Hi.

KATE: Hey, Kev, can
I call you back?

Okay. Bye-bye.

I do shower more
than once a week.

- [laughs]
- I do.

Jack, it's Dr. Salzman.

Hi, Jack. [Chuckles]

- How are you?
- Good.

We have missed you volunteering

- in the classroom.
- Oh, I miss it, too.

Yeah, it's just, um,

with the new baby, you know,
it's been a little hectic, so...

By the way, Jack and I
have been singing her

all the songs that
we're learning here.

Aren't we, Jack?

Well, with you as her mother,
she's bound to be musical.

Well, I don't know if she has
a choice. [Laughs][chuckles]

[cooing]

TOBY: Yeah. So... [exhales]

What else? Um

I told you about my time
with my last company.

- Yes. You did.
- [Hailey babbling]

Sounds like a great experience.

Uh, yeah.

It was. It was...

It was great.

Um...

[sniffles]

So, that happened.

Look, Terrence, I know that
this isn't going great.

Okay. This is, like, my 30th
interview with no nibbles,

and it's getting
kind of difficult

to give my all to
a computer screen,

especially when I'm
rocking my newborn daughter

with a nine iron in the garage.

So, uh, can we just
cut to the chase?

Uh, do I have a shot at this
or should we just call this one

and put some pants on?

Cutting to the chase?

You're our top candidate, Toby.

Let me talk to my partners
and we'll get back to you.

Wow. Okay. Great.

Thank you so much.

[exhales]

[chuckles]

Did Daddy possibly just
get a new job? Huh?

I think he did. I think he did.

[insects trilling outside]

[gasps] Wow. You look handsome.

Yeah, Miguel said I should
probably wear a tie to dinner.

You don't think I look
too much like a suck-up?

No.

You're not sucking up.

You are angling for a promotion,

which would be nice,

because diapers are expensive.

Way to put a little
pressure on it.

No, no. I'm-I'm not
putting pressure on you.

I think you should
just go be yourself

and show those Lundy suits that
you are more than a foreman.

"More than a foreman."

- You're a five-man.
- Ha-ha!

- [chuckles]: That was very cute.
- [chuckling]

I know. I might
be sleep-deprived,

but Mama's still got it.

Are you sure you're
gonna be okay here alone

with the kids tonight?

You don't want to
splurge and get a sitter?

No. No, I don't want to splurge.

[crying over monitor]

Seriously, leave while you can.

- All right, wish me luck.
- I would, but you don't need it.

- [crying continues]
- Mm.

[exhales]

No new e-mails?

Nope.

How long does it take to
talk to your partners?

[fussing] -Maybe the guy was
just giving me lip service.

No. Babe, you're amazing.

They loved you. You're
gonna get the job.

And I think you should let
yourself feel excited about it.

Yeah, I-I would be excited

not to have to dip
into our savings,

I'll tell you that much.

[exhales] But you know what
Terrence was telling me?

He was saying that not only
do they offer stock options

but they also... they
have an entire room

dedicated to cereal.

- That's perfect for you.
- I know.

But, look,

c-can we just... can
we just not tell Kevin

about any of this stuff until
we see how this all plays out?

- Okay.
- 'Kay. [Exhales]

But, babe, he's family.
We can tell him anything.

Yeah, I know. I just...

If I have to tell him
that I lost my job,

I'd rather have a new
job lined up already.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

I wanted to make
something special

for what I thought
was gonna be your, uh,

last dinner.

But just so I can plan,

how many more dinners
we thinking, Mom?

Oh, I'm not sure.

Uh, don't put

too many Scotch bonnet
peppers in that curry.

Not everyone can
handle the heat.

I can handle the heat.

Hey, Tess, help
me set the table.

I'm gonna go over
Alex's for dinner.

Oh, not tonight. We're
gonna have a family dinner.

But you can go over her
house another night.

Oh, my God. I told you.

It's not "her." It's "their."

Sorry, sorry. Their house.

I just got to get used
to using a plural pronoun

in a singular way, you know?

It's actually not
that difficult.

We've used "they" singularly
throughout history really.

"Somebody left their
umbrella at the office."

- [doorbell rings]
- See? Simple.

Yup. Right. Simple.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Hey, Mrs. Pearson.
- BETH: Hey.

Hey, Mrs. Clarke.

Uh, is Randall here?

I got to talk to him
about a work thing.

Yeah, he's outside on his porch.

Okay. I'll just
wait here, I guess.

[door opens]

Wow.

This your little hideout, huh?

Not hiding, youngster.

Just, uh, carving out a
little space for myself.

There's a lot of strong,
opinionated women inside.

But now that you're here,

we are evening out
the gender scales.

You, me and my new basil plant.

Your basil's a guy?

Actually, basil plants
don't have a gender.

They're pollinated by
small flying insects.

But also, yes, he's a dude.

Uh... [chuckles]

You all right?

Something on your mind?

Um...

Oh, okay, I'll-I'll just say it.

Um, I-I... I kind
of need some advice.

You're coming to me for advice?

You see, that's what
I'm talking about.

My daughters never
come to me for advice,

and I'm so full of
wonderful advice to share.

Pull up a chair, young brother.

[Randall groans]

[sighs] What is it?

School, career, book
recommendation, women?

You're dating my daughter,
so it better not be women.

- It's not women.
- [chuckles softly]

No, it's, uh... it's
actually about Janelle,

my-my kid.

Her mom wants to come
back into her life.

Mm.

Mm. Okay.

How you feel about that?

[Malik sighs]

Well, when I had
her, Jennifer's...

Uh, J-Jennifer's Janelle's mom...

Her parents wanted to put
the baby up for adoption.

It got real ugly
there for a minute.

You know, me and my parents
had to fight like hell

for full custody.

But a couple of days ago,

Jennifer reached out, and

now she wants to be involved.

I-I mean, I don't...
I don't know. I

I don't have a problem with it,

but I know my parents
wouldn't have it.

I don't know. I-I guess

I guess I just thought with
everything you've been through,

you'd have some thoughts on it?

It's a tough thing
to give advice about.

You know, no two situations
are exactly the same, so

- [quietly]: Right.
- [sighs]

It was a big hole for me,
not knowing my birth mother.

And I finally just got
some answers at 40.

[Randall sighs]

So I guess,

if you're asking
about my experience,

I would say

if I had a chance
to know my mom,

it would have saved me a
lot of time in therapy.

Okay.

I know what I'm gonna do.

And if this does not work out,

I will be spending a lot of time
here with you and your basil.

Hey, man, Isaac and I will
appreciate the company.

Oh, God, you named him.

- Who's here?
- KATE: Kevin!

- Hey! Come on in.
- Hey.

What's up? How you
doing, handsome?

KATE: How are you?
Hi. Thank you.

[indistinct chatter]

Let me get my first selfie
with my new niece here.

There we go.

Wow. Your house looks so nice.

Uh, it is not me. It's
our magical nanny.

I just do whatever she tells me.

Here, let's get
you guys settled.

- Thank you.
- And take her. I have the babies in the back.

Hi, pretty.

Geez, what, are you
opening a store?

Yeah, I know, right?

Every single person I ever
worked with got us something.

These right here... these
are called "WubbaNubs."

- Glenn Close sent those over.
- Yeah.

I got a cabinet full of
diapers from Jessica Alba.

But the best, the best, my
friend, I saved for you.

These are Cohibas from
Leonardo DiCaprio's

manager.

- If we must. -I think we must.
- [phone buzzes]

And I'm looking forward to
catching up with you, you know?

I want to hear everything
that's going on in your life.

I want to hear how many
ounces the baby is eating,

if you guys are planning
on sleep training,

and if you are, when are
you planning on doing that.

What are the words that
are coming out of my mouth?

What the hell has
happened to me?

Anyway, are you, uh...?

Tobe, you coming?

Yup. Yeah.

BRAD: Well, I got to put
a little pressure on him.

See if we can get some
things moving down there.

Town's driving him
a little nutty.

I swear if I don't get
Waterstone's B.O.Q.

by the end of the
week, we're moving on.

That's a bill of quantity.

MICHAEL: You've been complaining
about that guy for months.

The only reason I still
do business with him is

he's got seats behind the
Pirates dugout at Three Rivers.

Now, that's a good reason.

You know, Jack is a
huge fan of the Pirates.

You should tell them your
Willie Stargell story.

- Hmm.
- Yeah, come on, tell 'em. It's a great story.

Okay, um... Willie Stargell.

- Mm.
- [clears throat]

So, I was at Rudy's,

uh, the night he hit
his 400th home run.

And all of a sudden,
in walks Willie.

And the whole place
just lights up.

And so, I tried to make my way
over to say congratulations,

and the guy's just...
He's getting mobbed.

I didn't want to hound
him, so I just let it go.

End of the night, I'm
walking out to my car.

There in the parking
lot is Willie.

Hmm.

So I figured, this is my chance.

Walk up to him, and say,
uh, "Congratulations."

"You know, I'm-I'm a
huge fan." All that.

And as we're there talking,

he tells me he can't find
his car, so I say to him,

"You know, Willie, it's
getting a little late.

How about I just give
you a ride home?"

You gave Willie
Stargell a ride home?

No.

No, just then, a
stretch limo pulls up,

he jumps in, takes off.

- [soft chuckles]
- He never had his car.

That's why he
couldn't find his car.

- He never had his car.
- [laughter]

But I did get to stand
in the parking lot

and talk to Pops for a
good ten minutes while

- we looked for that car.
- That's great. -Yeah.

- Mm. -To Pops.
- Pops.

- Pops. -Pops.
- [chuckles]

[piano plays soft music]

Wonder if I'll get dad bod.

What is dad bod anyway?

Is that skinny fat,
or is that, like, uh,

pear shape, or...
who knows anymore?

Anyway, it doesn't matter.
I'm down with dad bod.

Man, I've been thinking a lot

about this whole
fatherhood thing, you know?

You know, like, things I
want for my kids... our kids...

And, uh, I really want 'em
to all grow up together,

like one big crew, you know?

Camp together, go on
vacations together.

This may be a total fantasy,

but, um, there's this
property in Malibu

that I've-I've sort of
been Internet stalking.

I was thinking about
buying it now, and then,

later on down the
road... I don't know...

Build a... a compound
for us or something.

Yeah, I don't think
Malibu is my scene.

- No?
- No.

Yeah, you're probably right.

You know, the kids'll
end up surfing

and probably become
stoners and then...

Anyway, that's all for later.

You know, I just...
I like thinking

about that kind of stuff.

But enough about me.

Enough-enough rambling.
What about you?

How are things with you?
How's, uh... how's work?

- [door opens]
- MADISON: Sushi's here!

Great. Let's eat.

Okay.

There you go.

- Mm-hmm.
- There you go.

Oh, Miss Bethany,
you have certainly

- outdone yourself this evening.
- Oh, it's nothing.

It didn't take too long to
grind the spices by hand.

And then after that, I
just ironed the napkins

and broke out the wedding
china, so it was no biggie.

So, how was everybody's day?

Tess?

Same as yesterday and
the day before that

because we're here all the time.

What about you, Malik?

You're not here all the time.

Um, you know, same ol' same ol'.

Life and stuff.

I have something to share.

My new basil plant seems to
be thriving on the porch.

Must be keeping those pH
levels nice and steady.

Or maybe it's the
new soil I picked up.

You know, the key is
granular aggregates.

Hey, little mamas, there's no
phones at the dinner table.

At my school, the children
had to leave their phones

in their lockers during class
and other important events.

Yup, that's why I have
a new phone policy.

Um.

Phones in.

- But, Mom...
- In.

You, too, Mr. Same Ol' Same Ol'.

Okay.

But I'm a councilman.

What if there's an emergency?

I'll just let the city burn.

KATE: You like cigars?

MADISON: Well, Natasha has
all four kids down back there.

Nick spit up in my ear.

- Ooh.
- I have swimmer's ear, but with baby vomit.

- Wow, spoken like a true mom.
- [gasps]

I can't believe we're both moms.

I know. This is
gonna sound awkward,

but thank you for
sleeping with my brother.

- MADISON: Ah, anytime.
- [Kate laughs]

And thank you for inviting us.

- Yes. -This is awesome.
- Mm-hmm.

- Kev, oh, my goodness.
- Yeah. -Mm.

But I think that you bought
enough for, like, an army.

Yeah, I figured we
all deserve a treat.

Well, really, thank
you. It's so nice.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Oh, come on.

Anything for you guys, always.

Let's have a toast?

Yes.

MADISON: To the first

get-together of
a new generation.

May they one day
care about each other

the way that I do
for each of you.

Aw.

Crap. I'm leaking.

- Uh, don't judge me.
- [Kate laughing]

Wow, so, the twins have
been really quiet all night.

KEVIN: Yeah, it's the SNOO.

It's a miracle machine.
But you guys know.

- You have one.
- KATE: Uh, no. We rented the one

for Jack, but, uh, we're
not gonna do it this time.

- TOBY: Yeah, we're just gonna go old-fashioned.
- KEVIN: Really?

You know, I-I rock
Hailey with my foot.

What? You don't have a SNOO?

You got to get a SNOO. I'll
get you a SNOO right now.

- TOBY: Kev, it's all right.
- No, no, no.

It's easy. It's two seconds.

It's two seconds. Besides,
I didn't get Hailey

- a baby gift yet.
- KATE: We don't need one.

And your lives are
stressful enough as it is.

Okay, it's the least I can do.

Just get this real quick.

Did you tell him?

[scoffs] Yeah,

of course you did, 'cause you
guys tell each other everything.

- Tell me what?
- And that's what this is all about.

- KATE: Toby.
- That's why the big sushi spread

and the free SNOO and
the compound in Malibu.

Don't worry, Kev.
I'll find another job.

You lost your job?

Yeah, but it's okay,
'cause he's about to get

a really great job offer.

He had an interview that we feel

really good about.

- Okay.
- Actually, we don't.

I di... I didn't get it. I
found out I didn't get it.

Um, and the job market is
really terrible right now.

There doesn't seem to be much
light at the end of this tunnel,

so I think I'm just
gonna fill myself

with as much of this
expensive sushi as possible

until it's army rations
for us from here on out.

MADISON: Screw the dress.

The entire country's
in sweatpants.

What'd I miss?

- Last shrimp?
- Mm-mm.

If I have one more bite, I'm
gonna have to undo my belt,

- and I don't know you two well enough.
- [laughter]

Who knew Pearson
had a personality?

Until tonight, we
thought you were all

facial hair and flannels.

- Credit card roulette?
- What's that?

We each put in a credit card.

Whichever one the waitress
picks, that guy pays the bill.

Yeah, but Jack shouldn't
have to put in for that.

He can't expense booze as an
office supply, like you morons.

[laughter]

No, I-I'm in.

Yeah, I'm in.

Look, I just got a Mastercard.

- You sure?
- Attaboy.

All right.

There you go.

Pick one.

[chuckling]: Oh, new guy buys.

- Great. -Thanks.
- Thanks, Jack.

Yeah, thanks, Jack.

Well, they're fools, Toby.

Obviously, you know, any company
would be lucky to have you.

It's just, it's a weird
time right now, you know.

The economy's all
over the place,

and these things have a way
of working themselves out.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- [baby fussing]
- Don't mean to interrupt.

Franny's fussy. I think
she's still hungry.

- Oh, I'll just feed her here.
- Okay.

I'm just gonna reach
for the soy sauce, FYI.

- It's kind of close to your left feeder.
- [Kevin laughs]

I don't care. We're all family.

Exactly. We're all family.

And if you guys need
anything to tide you over

until, Toby, you're back on
your feet, you let me know.

We're good, thanks.

Maybe I could go back to work.

I wanted to eventually anyway.

Yeah, I-I don't think
that's the best solution.

Why not? I finally
got my degree.

Kate, just
realistically speaking,

salary-wise, I would
still have to work,

and then we would
need childcare, so...

Well, I mean, you could
bring the kids over here.

You know? We could get
another nanny or a teacher.

- Bring 'em over here. -Yeah.
- Could be like our own

- private little day care.
- There you go.

- Exactly.
- They'd be like siblings.

Yeah, they'd all be
together, you know.

- I don't know.
- Oh, why not? Come on.

Listen, they'll learn
how to share, right?

They'll learn how to fight,
they'll eat paste together.

We could get a special
aid for Jack...

Damn it, Kevin, just
stop. Just stop.

All right, I don't need you
paying for my kids' lives. Okay?

Toby, man, I wasn't trying
to be disrespectful.

I'm just saying, you know, I...

This job that I have, I make
a ridiculous amount of money,

it's stupid money and, you
know, if I could help you out

with it then-then it
wouldn't be so stupid.

Do you realize how
condescending that sounds?

To make it seem like
I'm doing you a favor

taking your handout?

Kevin, I have a
career, all right.

20 years' experience; I can
take care of my own family.

That's the whole point.

We're all family.

To me, it's all ourmoney.

No, see-see, you are a family,

and we are a family.

We-We're a normal
family, all right,

with hand-me-down baby
gear and not enough money.

And you are a family from
some alternate universe,

with platters of sushi
and too much money,

and some nanny who does all
the hard work and magically

brings the babies to
Madison when they're hungry.

Okay, hold on a second,
you can come after me,

but not-not Madison. She's
doing an amazing job.

I know she is, I
know that. Sorry.

[baby crying]

That's Hailey.
I'll be right back.

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Mmm.

Pretty good.

Could have used a little bit
more Scotch bonnet pepper,

but pretty good.

Well, I think it's delicious.

[phone chimes]

Oh, I'm sorry. Can I get that?

I think that's my phone.
It might be about Janelle.

Yeah, of course. Go
ahead. Thank you.

Oh, so he can go on
his phone, but I can't?

No. If you want to have a baby,
you can use your phone, too.

Did you just tell our
13-year-old daughter

- to have a baby?
- Well, I'm expecting a text from Alex,

so I should be able
to look at my phone.

Honey, I know Alex
is your best friend,

but you can text
her after dinner.

- It's not that serious.
- Oh, my God, how many times

do I have to tell you?

Alex is a "they."

And they're not just

my best friend, we're together.

Wha-what do you
mean, like a couple?

TESS: Yeah, Mom, like a couple.

I didn't know that.

Did you know that?

- Uh-uh.
- [phone chimes]

Why are you getting so
many texts from Jennifer?

Uh...

Okay, what's going on?

Why do you two keep
looking at each other?

MALIK: Okay, look,
here's the deal.

Jennifer wants to be
back in Janelle's life.

BETH: Um

may I ask how long you and Alex

have-have been together?

- Three weeks.
- Three weeks?

- I didn't know that.
- Yeah, you keep saying that.

- And you weren't gonna tell me?
- No, no, I was. I was, after dinner.

- I knew you'd react like this.
- React like what?

I'm not reacting like anything.

I just don't understand why you
didn't think you could tell me.

- But you already told Randall.
- He did, and I told him

- about my experience not knowing my mother.
- Oh, did you?

- Is that a part of your mentor program?
- Deja.

She always does this. I told you

if she knew about me and Alex,

she'd figure out a way
to make it about her.

What? Wait, she told you?

Hey, sweetie, can
you give us a minute?

- Can I use your iPad?
- You may.

Take all the time you need.

Ah, so my daughter doesn't
think she can talk to me.

Well, you can add
that to your list.

What list?

The running list you
keep in your head

- of all the things I can't do right.
- I'm not doing that.

Oh, sure you are.

The curry isn't spicy enough,

and we use our
phones at the table,

and I can't control my kids.

Well, you know what,
this is how we are, Mom.

We are loud, and our
house is chaotic,

and the only time-the
only time I ever feel

self-conscious about
it is when you are

sitting there judging it.

And, like, we can't just
get back to being us

until you go home and take all
the damn judgment with you.

I see.

I'll pack my things.

Did I just...

Yep.

$200?!

$230, actually.

The waitress was
good. I had to tip.

Oh, really, well, maybe
I should get a job there

so I could help pay
off your dinner.

Bec, I couldn't have
been the only one

who didn't put my card in.

I was-I was so out of place.

I mean, I was
sweating in my jacket.

I thought I was gonna puke.

But if these guys only
see me as a foreman,

then I'm never gonna be
anything else to 'em.

Jack, we really
needed that money.

I know. I am sorry.

But hey, that's the good thing
about a credit card, right?

I can just pay it down
over a couple months.

It's fine, babe. I got this.

He's just been
going through a lot.

Losing his job was
a real body blow.

No, I-I get it.
It's complicated.

It's just, money...
it's the worst.

I mean, growing up, I never
even thought about money.

You know, and looking
back I realize

we didn't have a lot of it.

And three kids.

It wasn't like Dad was a
CEO or anything, you know.

Yet he managed to make
sure we had everything.

Yeah.

Kate, I need you to
promise me something.

- What?
- And I know this is just a blip,

but...

Listen, if you're ever
strapped for cash,

or if my niece or my
nephew ever need anything,

you got to promise
me you'll come to me.

Okay? What's mine is ours.

- Kev.
- Kate.

What's mine is ours.

Promise me.

I promise you.

[footsteps approaching]

Uh, they're both in
a pretty good spot

to transfer to the
car, so I think

we should seize the opportunity.

- Okay. I'm gonna go get Jack.
- KEVIN: Yep.

Okay. Uh.

I'm sorry about earlier.

That, uh... it wasn't about you.

It's... I'm sorry, too. It's...

Are we okay? 'Cause I just got
done not talking to one brother.

I don't think I can handle
not talking to another one.

Oh, yeah, no, this isn't,
uh, an epic Pearson battle.

It's more of an
awkward sushi skirmish.

[chuckles] Okay.

[quietly]: So...

- Thanks for dinner.
- Yeah.

Let's get them loaded up.

[door opens]

[door closes]

You found my spot.

You think you're the only
one that comes out here

when people are bugging them?

Who do you think brought
the candles out here?

So you're the one responsible
for my fire feature.

I'm really sorry you got upset
about my talk with Malik.

Of course I'm upset.

My boyfriend's ex-girlfriend
is coming back into his life.

At one point they
liked each other,

enough to have a baby together.

What if they like
each other again?

What?

You know, you are so
mature and grown-up,

that sometimes I forget
that at the end of the day,

you're just a 15-year-old girl
in love for the first time.

Which is why I'm mad at
him, not why I'm mad at you.

[sighs]

Before I came into this family.

I never had anyone who
was completely in my corner,

but then you came along

and

you're my day one.

I'm happy you have
a thing with Malik,

but you're supposed
to think of me first.

Deja, I am your day one.

And I promise you that I
will always be Team Deja.

First and always.

Hey, look at me.

First and always.

[exhales]

You want to go through
Jennifer's Instagram

- and trash-talk her?
- What do you think I was just doing?

Come on.

Mm. Mm-mm.

Girl, by what... duck
face with a filter?

I don't think so, Jennifer.

You should tag it. Let
me see the next one.

I shouldn't have
raised my voice.

It was disrespectful,
and I'm sorry.

You really think
I'm judging you?

At every turn, Mom.

Well, you're right, I am
judgmental about some things.

Napkins on laps,
hanging jackets up.

That's small.

The big things in your life,
the mess, as you call it?

I'm envious of that.

Do you know what it's like
in my house these days?

It's quiet. So very quiet.

I've learned to tell the
time not by the clock

but by the sound of traffic.

The sound of other
people going about

their full, loud, busy lives.

There are no
surprises in my house.

No arguments, no loud men
bellowing about his basil.

That's why I like being here.

[phone line ringing]

[phone buzzing]

Hi.

I just, I just wanted to
call and say thank you.

Okay.

Can I ask what for?

You know, Dad didn't
make a lot of money,

and somehow we
never even noticed.

And I think that
was because of you.

You know, all of the amazing
homemade Halloween costumes,

the backyard birthday
parties that were better

than Chuck E. Cheese.

How did you make it work?

Well, I did have my tricks.

- [refrigerator opens]
- Hey.

Is now a good time
to talk about money?

[sighs] Babe, I'm
exhausted. I...

- Okay. Great.
- [sets bottle on counter]

I am gonna take
over the finances.

I know how much we spend, I
know how much we need to save.

And at the beginning
of every month,

I'm gonna take ten
percent of your paycheck

and put it in savings.

Okay.

Okay.

KATE: Well, you pulled
it off so effortlessly.

Even after Dad died.

I don't think I could handle
that kind of curveball.

It was a different
time back then.

And, you know,

you were thrown
quite a curveball

when Jack was born, and you
really rose to the occasion.

And then you-you doubled down

and brought Hailey
into your family.

So if you ever feel like
you can't handle something,

maybe just think about
what you've already done.

[footsteps approaching]

Hey.

What's up?

I just wanted to tell you that

you're the greatest father
and provider in the world,

and no matter what happens,

I will always one million
percent be on your side.

That's not statistically
possible, but thank you.

[laughs softly]

There's a job at Jack's school.

- A teaching assistant position.
- Kate, I don't, I don't think

I already talked to Dr. Salzman.

She said that I would be great
for it and she offered it to me.

I'm gonna take it.

Okay.

We're gonna be okay.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Hey.
- What's this?

Eh, it's just a cooler.

For your porch.

- Myporch?
- Mm-hmm.

What's going on here?

All your favorite
IPA's in there.

[laughs]

Talk to me, woman.

My mom is staying.

Indefinitely.

Your entire family treats
our house like a Ramada Inn.

It's my turn.

Hmm.

Mwah.

- Enjoy those IPAs, babe.
- Yeah.

BETH: It's all you.

Ah, see? I told you no one
was gonna eat the octopus,

because the suction
cups freak people out.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Yeah, no, I'm-I'm
okay, I j... I just,

I can't stop thinking
about what Toby said.

You know, "his
family," "my family."

Yeah, he was just upset.

I know, but he wasn't wrong.

♪ ♪

It's crazy, you know,
when you're young,

you-you just picture
living in a house

with your mom and your dad

and your brother and your
sister kind of forever.

You know? Those are...

It's your family.

Those are the people that
you spend so many years

sharing walls with, and then
you wake up and you're 40,

and my mom is sick

and, uh, I'm still barely
talking to Randall.

And Toby and Kate are...

We're not all gonna live
in a compound together,

- are we?
- Probably not.

Probably not. [Clicks tongue]

Well, that's okay.

That is okay.

It's okay because
I'm very excited

to spend the next bunch of years
sharing walls with this family.

My family.

I'm very okay with
it just being us.

At least for a while.

- Me, too.
- Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

[doorbell rings]

Okay.

Let me get this straight.

You only named one baby
after your favorite uncle?

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