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* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* ALL THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR YOU *

* AND THE WONDERS THAT YOU DO *

* IN YOUR SATIN TIGHTS, FIGHTING FOR OUR RIGHTS *

* AND THE OLD RED, WHITE AND BLUE... *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* ALL OF US ARE COUNTING ON YOU *

* AND THE POWER YOU POSSESS *

* PUTTING ALL YOUR MIGHT ON THE SIDE OF RIGHT *

* AND OUR COURAGE TO THE TEST *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* GET US OUT FROM UNDER, WONDER WOMAN *

* HERE TO FIGHT THE FORCE OF EVIL *

* AND YOUR CHANCE WON'T BE DENIED *

* WOMAN OF THE HOUR WITH YOUR SUPER POWER *

* WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE ON OUR SIDE! *

* WONDER WOMAN! *

* YOU'RE A WONDER, WONDER WOMAN! *

HAVE YOU GOT THE RING?

OF COURSE I'VE GOT THE RING.

HEY, GOOD LUCK.

THANK YOU.

LET'S GO.

CHIEF JUSTICE, MAY I PRESENT

DESPITE HIS OUTWARD APPEARANCE

THE HAPPY GROOM.

I'VE KNOWN CHRISTIAN HARRISON

SINCE HE WAS THE EMBASSY BRAT AT THE COURT OF SAINT JAMES.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THEN

THAT I WOULD HAVE TO ASK HIS PERMISSION

THE ENTER THE OVAL OFFICE.

STEVE, ARE YOU SURE THAT...?

I'VE GOT THE RING.

I'VE ALREADY ASKED THAT, HAVEN'T I.

JUST SIX OR EIGHT TIMES.

ALRIGHT, DANNY.

( organ playing ("Wedding March" )

MY FRIENDS, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY

TO JOIN THIS COUPLE

IN THE BLESSED BONDS OF MATRIMONY.

THE MARRIAGE CEREMONY HAS LONG BEEN

ONE OF MY FAVORITE FUNCTIONS.

I OFFICIATE AT THIS ONE TODAY WITH GREAT PLEASURE.

DONE?

YEAH. THE HOMING DEVICE WILL START TO TRANSMIT

JUST AS SOON AS THEY START THE CAR.

WE SHALL BE THERE, RIGHT BEHIND THEM.

Minister: WHO GIVES THIS WOMAN IN MARRIAGE?

I DO.

AND WHAT IS THE TOKEN OF THEIR LOVE?

PLACE THE RING ON THE THIRD FINGER

OF HER LEFT HAND, PLEASE.

DO YOU, CHRISTIAN HARRISON, TAKE THIS WOMAN

TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH

FOR RICHER OR POORER

AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?

I DO.

AND DO YOU, DIANA PRINCE

TAKE THIS MAN, CHRISTIAN HARRISON

TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, FOR RICHER OR FOR POORER

AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?

I DO.

THEN, WITH THE POWERS VESTED IN ME

I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

( camera clicks )

( crowd murmuring )

( camera clicks )

( playing "Wedding March" )

( service bell rings )

YOU ALRIGHT? MMM.

FILL IT UP AND CHECK IT OUT.

YES, SIR.

( service bell rings )

NOW, LISTEN.

YOU TAKE THIS GUY ON A SNIPE HUNT

AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN FIND.

GOTCHA.

SAY, LISTEN, MAN

YOU GOT A ROAD MAP?

I THINK MY FRIEND HERE TOOK A WRONG TURN.

WHERE YOU HEADED? SCOTTSDALE.

YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT ROAD.

COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU.

I THINK I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER.

OH, THEY'RE VERY GOOD.

THANK YOU.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

FROM I DO TO I DON'T?

OH, NO.

FROM A CHEESEBURGER TO A CHOCOLATE SODA.

AH. WELL, CHEESEBURGERS CAN STAND REJECTION BETTER THAN I.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE?

( both laughing )

HOW'S YOUR CHEESEBURGER?

VERY STRANGE.

( laughs )

UH... CHRIS, I'D LIKE TO FRESHEN UP A LITTLE BIT.

OH. DON'T BE TOO LONG.

WE WANT TO GET TO THE HACIENDA BEFORE DARK.

RIGHT.

( thunderclap )

SHOPPING FOR A HONEYMOON NEGLIGEE?

WHAT ARE YOU AFTER?

JOHNNY!

JOHNNY!

( cans banging )

( groaning )

( hissing )

( hydraulic lift hissing )

SMITTY!

( engine starting )

( tires squealing )

YOU OKAY?

YES.

THANK YOU, WONDER WOMAN.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THANK YOU, WONDER WOMAN?

AH, DON'T YOU HAVE A BRIDE SOMEWHERE?

YES, BUT...

SHOULDN'T YOU BE LOOKING AFTER HER?

CERTAINLY, BUT...

THIS ISN'T THE WAY TO SPEND HONEYMOON.

NO.

NO.

NO, I-I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

ALRIGHT. WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR ALL OF THIS?

I GOT A BOSS WHO'S GOING TO BE

PRETTY MAD WHEN HE GETS BACK.

AND I HAVE A CREDIT CARD HERE.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE THIS UP?

OH, YOU'VE GOT ME, PAL.

IF, IF YOU'D JUST...

DIANA.

CHRIS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

LISTEN, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

TRY ME.

WELL, THERE WAS THIS GIRL...

ON MY HONEYMOON.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

HONEST.

UH...

DIANA, DID YOU PACK A BATHING SUIT?

( laughing ): WELL, I THINK THIS HEALTH SPA

THAT YOU'VE CHOSEN FOR OUR HONEYMOON

IS GOING TO DO YOU A LOT OF GOOD.

YES, I PACKED A BATHING SUIT.

WELL, THIS GIRL WAS WEARING A BATHING SUIT

THAT LOOKED LIKE, UH...

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY.

I HAVE SEEN WONDER WOMAN.

( chuckles softly )

WONDER WOMAN?

MISS, COULD I HAVE ANOTHER AMERICAN FLA...?

CHEESEBURGER, PLEASE.

ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALRIGHT?

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M NOT REALLY SURE.

YOU BETTER GET READY TO GET BACK TO SWITZERLAND.

HOW MUCH IS THERE?

WITH THE LAUNDERED PESOS

I GUESS WE'VE GOT 200,000.

OOH-WHEE! NOT BAD.

LOOK, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS

I'LL GIVE YOU THE BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER LATER FOR THE DEPOSIT.

( intercom buzzes )

YES.

OKAY, THANK YOU.

DO ME A FAVOR, WOULD YOU?

SEND JOHNNY AND SMITTY IN.

I WILL, MR. ALLEN.

OKAY.

BOSS WANTS TO SEE YOU.

LET ME EXPLAIN, MR. ALLEN.

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANY EXCUSES.

THE FACT REMAINS THAT YOU CAN PROVIDE

EXACTLY NO ADDITIONAL INFORMATION THAN I GAVE YOU

WHEN I ASKED YOU TO FOLLOW THOSE PEOPLE

AND SEARCH THEIR BELONGINGS.

HEY, COME ON.

THERE WAS THIS WEIRD GIRL.

SHE'S INCREDIBLY STRONG.

I'VE NEVER SEEN...

DON'T YOU READ THE PAPERS?

READ THE PAPERS?

THE GIRL HE DESCRIBED IS WONDER WOMAN.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

SHE FREQUENTLY HELPS THE I.A.D.C.

AND CHRISTIAN HARRISON HAS JUST MARRIED

ONE OF THE AGENCY'S TOP OPERATIVES.

NOW, WHAT I'M GOING TO DO

IS USE THAT LOVE PLAY

AS AN INTELLIGENCE PLOY.

YEAH.

HI. WE HAVE A RESERVATION.

MR. AND MRS. CHRISTIAN HARRISON.

YES, MR. AND MRS. HARRISON.

THE HONEYMOON SUITE HAS BEEN MADE READY FOR YOU.

THANK YOU.

MAY I OFFER THE HACIENDA'S WISHES

FOR A PLEASANT STAY WITH US

AS WELL AS A LONG AND HAPPY MARRIAGE?

OF COURSE YOU MAY. THAT'S VERY SWEET. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SUITE 100.

SHALL WE?

OH, THIS IS, UH... PRETTY.

GREAT.

THANK YOU.

I WONDER IF ALL BRIDES FEEL AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS I DO

WHEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY FIND THEMSELVES ALONE

WITH THIS VERY STRANGE PERSON THAT THEY HAVE JUST MARRIED?

THAT'S WHY I TOOK THE LAST THREE TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK.

RIGHT. WHEN I GOT EMBARRASSED

I COULD ALWAYS GO ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.

"ALWAYS."

A SENTIMENT DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED.

YEAH.

WINE?

WELL...

( knocking )

SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.

SAVED BY THE KNOCK.

THIS TIME.

SAM.

HELLO, CHRIS.

SAM TUCKER.

COME ON IN.

MAY I PRESENT MY BRIDE, DIANA HARRISON.

HOW DO YOU DO?

NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR.

WHEN DID YOU GET MARRIED?

WE JUST WENT THROUGH

A VERY WELL-PUBLICIZED WEDDING CEREMONY.

DON'T YOU READ THE PAPERS?

WELL, I'M AFRAID WE MISSED THE PUBLICITY

OUT HERE IN THE FRONTIER.

SOME FRONTIER. I SHOULD BE HONEST WITH YOU, SAM.

HOLD ON. UH...

LET ME GO TURN ON THE RADIO.

( music starts )

OKAY, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO TALK NOW.

WE'RE NOT REALLY MARRIED.

THIS IS DIANA PRINCE OF THE I.A.D.C.

AND THIS IS ALL PART OF A PLAN.

AND YOU SET ALL THIS UP

BECAUSE OF WHAT I TOLD JOE ATKINSON.

EXACTLY.

HAVE SURROUNDED THIS PLACE TO ARREST THE EMPLOYEES.

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY THE WAY IT'S GOING TO COME DOWN, SAM.

PERHAPS YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO THE LITTLE WOMAN.

CHRIS, I REALLY THINK THAT, UH...

WE OUGHT TO START WITH SOME DETAILS

THAT SAM HAS TOLD JOE ATKINSON.

SAM.

WELL, UM... 'COURSE I MADE SEVERAL PHONE CALLS.

THE FIRST ONE WAS AFTER I OPENED NEGOTIATIONS

FOR A SOUTH AMERICAN TRADE AGREEMENT.

COFFEE TIME. THAT'S RIGHT.

THE LOBBYISTS APPEARED TO KNOW

MORE ABOUT WHAT OUR POSTURE WAS GOING TO BE.

THE I.A.D.C. STARTED CHECKING

INTO POSSIBLE LEAKS RIGHT THEN

AND WE CAME UP EMPTY.

YES. MY SECOND CALL WAS MADE

AFTER THE DEBACLE WITH THE MIDDLE EASTERN OIL CARTEL.

THEIR ENTIRE DELEGATION WALKED

AFTER I MADE MY OPENING SPEECH.

AND THAT'S WHEN I PUT OUT THE DIRECTIVE

ON LOOSE TALK AT COCKTAIL PARTIES.

THEN DOLLY AND I HAD A VERY INTIMATE LITTLE SUPPER

WITH THE CANAL COUNTRIES

IN WHICH WE REACHED WHAT WAS CONSIDERED

AN UNOFFICIAL SOLUTION-- A BLUEPRINT--

FOR OUR FORTHCOMING AGREEMENT.

THE NEXT MORNING, I COULDN'T TO ANSWER A PHONE CALL.

I'M SORRY, SAM.

WE REALLY HAD NO IDEA THIS WOULD TRACE BACK TO YOUR WIFE.

DOLLY WAS SIMPLY ONE OF MANY IMPORTANT WIVES

WHO HAD LEAKED-- WERE CURRENTLY LEAKING-- VITAL TRADE INFORMATION.

NOW, WE FIGURED THAT THE WIFE OF SOMEONE

IN AN IMPORTANT WHITE HOUSE POSITION

WOULD BE A PRIME TARGET, SO WE GOT MARRIED.

WE'RE DEALING WITH A VERY CLEVER FELLOW HERE, SAM.

HE'S BEEN BLEEDING INFORMATION

OUT OF IMPORTANT FEMAL GUESTS--

SELLING IT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

AND ACQUIRING QUITE A TIDY FORTUNE IN THE PROCESS.

WHO? WHO IS HE?

WHO'S BEHIND THIS?

IT'S DAVID ALLEN, SIR.

ALL OF OUR LEADS END UP RIGHT HERE

AT THE HACIENDA.

DOLLY IS HERE WITH YOU?

YES. SHE INSISTED I COME.

SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO PUT OUR MARRIAGE TOGETHER.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT HAD FALLEN APART.

WELL, MAYBE WE CAN HELP BOTH OF YOU.

WILL I HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING HER?

WELL, I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE AS MUCH DIFFICULTY AS I DO.

SHE SEEMS TO TAKE MORE MASSAGES THAN MUHAMMAD ALI.

OH, DAVID, HOW GOOD OF YOU TO COME.

WELL, RECOGNIZE MY TOUCH, HUH?

OF COURSE. AFTER ALL

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE I BEEN COMING HERE?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.

BUT IT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER SINCE YOUR LAST VISIT.

OH, DOLLY, YOU ARE TENSE.

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE LETTING

ALL THOSE WASHINGTON PRESSURES GET TO YOU.

OH, NO MORE THAN USUAL.

SAM IS HERE, YOU KNOW.

MM-MMM. I READ ABOUT THAT.

I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN ENTERTAINING A LOT.

YOU KNOW I'M THE HOSTESS FOR THE "A" LIST.

OF COURSE I'VE BEEN ENTERTAINING.

FEEL GOOD?

WONDERFUL.

THERE WE ARE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST...

RELAX, DOLLY.

I HAD NO IDEA, OUT HERE IN PEACEFUL SCOTTSDALE

SOMEONE WAS JUST WAITING FOR ME TO GET MARRIED.

IT HADN'T OCCURRED TO ME UNTIL I MET YOU.

WELL, LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY, CHRIS.

THEY KNOW THAT YOU HAVE THE PRESIDENT'S EAR

AND CHANCES ARE THEY KNOW HOW I MAKE A LIVING, TOO.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY CALL A SHOE-IN.

SO HOW DO WE CROSS THE WIRE?

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M GOING TO START WITH A SWIM.

JOIN ME?

OH, NO, I'M BEAT FROM THE DRIVE. YOU GO AHEAD.

YOU DON'T MIND?

OH, NO. AS LONG AS YOU WATCH ME. HOW COULD I NOT?

( humming )

NOW, DOLLY, DARLING

I WANT YOU TO TELL ME EVERYTHING

ABOUT THAT PARTY YOU GAVE FOR THOSE...

PIPELINE PEOPLE.

ANOTHER COCKTAIL, MR. SECRETARY?

OH, NO, THANK YOU, DOLLY DARLING.

I HAVE TO KEEP A CLEAR HEAD THIS EVENING.

I'M SO SORRY. I MADE THEM ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.

COME ON. YOU'VE STILL GOT A FEW MINUTES.

THANK YOU, DOLLY.

YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, DOLLY DARLING

WE'LL JUST LOSE THOSE FEW MINUTES.

YOU SHOULD BE SERVING YOUR PORT AND CIGARS BY NOW.

MAY I HEAR IT, PLEASE?

WE NEED MUCH MORE MONEY TO FINISH THE PIPELINE.

OF COURSE, IF THE UNIONS FIND OUT THE HOLE WE'RE IN

THE COSTS ARE GOING TO BE ASTRONOMICAL.

OH, THANK YOU, DOLLY DARLING.

THESE AREN'T FROM CUBA, ARE THEY?

THANK YOU, DOLLY BLABBERMOUTH.

OH, I'M SORRY, DAVID. FORGIVE ME.

I MUST HAVE DROPPED OFF.

I DIDN'T TALK IN MY SLEEP, DID I?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

AND IF YOU DID, I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT REPEAT IT.

OH, OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T.

IMAGINE THE POSITION YOU'D BE IN

IF YOU COULD REPEAT ALL OF THE THINGS

THE WASHINGTON WIVES PICK UP JUST BY OSMOSIS.

WELL, DOLLY, I DON'T LISTEN.

NO, OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

HI. I'M DANNY LAKE.

I'M CHRIS HARRISON.

MY WIFE, DIANA.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HOW DO YOU DO?

AS THE TENNIS PRO HERE

I'M SUPPOSED TO ENCOURAGE THE GUESTS.

DO YOU PLAY?

UH, NO, I NEVER HAVE THE TIME.

I PLAY A LITTLE.

I'M NOT EXACTLY A TRACY OR A CHRISSY, BUT I TRY.

ALRIGHT, TAKE THIS RACKET

MAYBE WE CAN MAKE ONE OUT OF YOU.

ALRIGHT WITH YOU, MR. HARRISON?

OH, WHY NOT?

I'LL GO TAKE A NAP MAYBE A ROUND OF GOLF OR SOMETHING.

OKAY.

BYE, DARLING. BYE, DARLING.

HEY, JOHNNY?

JOHNNY, THIS IS MRS. HARRISON.

MRS. HARRISON, JOHNNY. HI.

NICE TO MEET YOU. WOULD YOU TAKE MRS. HARRISON OUT

AND GIVE HER A FEW POINTERS ON CENTER COURT.

THAT'S GOOD. LEAN IN TO THE BALL AND KEEP YOUR RIGHT ARM STRAIGHT.

REMEMBER SHOULDER ROTATION.

KEEP YOUR WEIGHT FORWARD.

SHOULDER ROTATION.

THAT'S IT. KEEP ON TOP OF THE BALL.

KEEP YOUR RIGHT ARM STRAIGHT.

LEAN FORWARD.

THAT'S IT.

PUT YOUR WEIGHT BEHIND YOU.

THAT'S IT.

NICE TRY.

WELL, THAT WAS... THANK YOU. THAT WAS FUN.

LISTEN, YOU COULD REALLY BE GOOD.

OH, RIGHT.

ANY TIME YOU WANT TO PRACTICE JUST COME ON BY.

YOU CAN USE THE BALL MACHINE.

THANK YOU.

IT'LL REALLY KEEP YOU IN SHAPE.

WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH AGAIN, UH, JOHNNY.

UH, MRS. HARRISON?

YES?

LISTEN, I THINK YOU'D BETTER TAKE A STEAM.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORE.

WELL... YOU'RE RIGHT THERE, I COULD SURE USE ONE.

MY ARM IS A LITTLE SORE.

IT'S RIGHT UP THERE.

OKAY. THANKS AGAIN.

HER HUSBAND WENT ON TO THEIR SUITE

AND WE PLAYED FOR A WHILE.

SHE'S NOT BAD.

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HER TENNIS PROWESS, YOU IDIOT.

WHERE IS SHE RIGHT NOW?

TAKING A STEAM, I GUESS

SHE'S MARRIED TO THE PRESIDENT'S RIGHT ARM

AND YOU GUESS THAT SHE'S TAKING A STEAM BATH?

WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY SUCH INCOMPETENCE?

HELLO. THIS IS DAVID.

YES.

WOULD YOU PLEASE SEE THAT MRS. HARRISON

GETS THE HACIENDA SPECIAL STEAM?

( steam hissing )

( hissing gets louder )

( coughing )

TELL ME, DAVID

EXACTLY HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN COMING HERE?

WHY, DOLLY, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I

THAT YOU WERE AMONG THE FIRST PATRONS

OF THE HACIENDA.

WERE IT NOT FOR YOU...

OH, PLEASE, DAVID, SPARE ME THAT.

BUT IT'S TRUE, DOLLY.

YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I THAT

EVERYONE WHO IS ANYONE KNOWS THAT DOLLY TUCKER

IS THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHAT IS IN

WHERE TO DINE, WHAT TO WEAR

WHERE TO GO TO SHOP.

YOU ARE A TRENDSETTER, LADY.

LET'S FACE IT.

WITHOUT YOU. I'D BE RUNNING A DESERT.

ALL OF THIS WOULD BE NOTHING BUT A MIRAGE.

DAVID, YOU ARE RUNNING A MIRAGE.

( laughs )

BUT, OF COURSE, BUT THIS MIRAGE

THANKS TO YOU, HAS BECOME REAL.

THESE LADIES-- DO YOU KNOW

THAT MANY OF THEM WHO VISIT US

COME BECAUSE OF YOU?

OH, YEAH, IT CERTAINLY BENEFITS THEM--

THEY'RE TRIMMER, MORE VIVACIOUS

BETTER HOSTESSES

AND I'VE EVEN BEEN TOLD THEY ARE BETTER WIVES.

( geese honking )

BETTER LISTENERS.

( chuckles )

YES, I SUPPOSE.

BUT TAKE YOU, FOR INSTANCE LOOK AT YOU.

I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING THAT VERY SOON, ON THE MARKET

THERE IS GOING TO BE A DOLLY DOLL.

THERE ALREADY IS ONE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

EVERY WIFE OF EVERY IMPORTANT

WASHINGTON OFFICIAL HERE IS A DOLL.

WE WALK, WE TALK, WE ENTERTAIN

WE SERVE, WE LISTEN-- MOSTLY, WE LISTEN.

BUT WHEN WE TALK

IT IS TO THE WONDERFULLY RECEPTIVE DAVID ALLEN.

DOLLY, DARLING...

DON'T YOU "DOLLY DARLING" ME.

YOU HAVE BEEN MAKING HUMAN TAPE RECORDERS

OF EVERY IMPORTANT WIFE HERE--

EVERY SINGLE ONE WHO'S HAD ONE OF YOUR MASSAGES.

IF I HADN'T FALLEN FROM A HORSE LAST WEEK

I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN IT.

LAST WEEK?

EARLY LAST WEEK...

ABOUT THE TIME I GAVE YOU

THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE COFFEE CARTEL.

DOLLY, PLEASE, LISTEN. I...

HOWEVER... DON'T INTERRUPT. IT'S VERY RUDE.

AFTER MY ACCIDENT, I WENT TO A CHIROPRACTOR.

HE REALIGNED THE NERVES IN MY SPINE.

AFTER THAT, WHEN YOU TOUCHED MY BUTTON

IT HAD NO EFFECT.

SO THE INFORMATION I GAVE YOU THIS AFTERNOON

IS AS PHONY AS DAVID ALLEN.

WELL, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, DOLLY.

I THOUGHT SO, TOO.

YOU'VE BEEN MAKING TRAITORS OF US ALL FOR SOME TIME.

THE ONLY WAY I COULD

FEIGN THAT RECORDER BIT WAS

BECAUSE YOU'D HAD ME DOING IT FOR SO LONG.

WELL, DOLLY...

I SUPPOSE OUR RELATIONSHIP IS ENDED

WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

UNLESS, OF COURSE, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU WANT

FOR THE INFORMATION YOU NOW POSSESS.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER, I'VE HATED HORSES.

ALRIGHT, DOLLY...

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WANT MY HUSBAND BACK.

I AM TIRED OF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.

I'M WILLING TO TAKE A CHANCE

ON SAM BEING DISCREDITED IN THE GOVERNMENT.

I WANT HIM TO RESIGN

AND I WANT NO OPPOSITION TO HIS RESIGNATION.

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME TO NEW JERSEY

AND RAISE OUR KIDS.

I AM... SICK OF THE WASHINGTON RAT RACE

ON EMBASSY ROW.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DOLLY?

YOU ARE A VERY FOOLISH LADY.

WHY?

YES.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SIMPLY FEED ME

ANYTHING YOU WANTED?

I HAD NO IDEA AT ALL

THAT YOU WERE NO LONGER UNDER MY "SPELL"

AS IT WERE.

BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO CEASE AND DESIST...

FOREVER.

( pager beeps )

EXCUSE ME.

YES. DAVID ALLEN HERE.

IT SEEMS AS IF MRS. HARRISON

WILL BE COMING TO ANY MINUTE.

EXCELLENT. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

LISTEN, WE COULD TAKE CARE OF HER RIGHT NOW.

( hushed ): NO, YOU FOOL!

WELL, DOLLY...

IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN

A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT TO THIS MATTER.

I HAVE.

I, UH, HOPE THAT

YOU EXTEND THE SAME PRIVILEGE TO ME.

NOW, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU MERELY WANT TO DISCREDIT SAM--

FOR THE CHILDREN'S SAKE--

NOT DISGRACED.

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

ALRIGHT.

WE CAN TALK AGAIN?

YES...

BUT SOON.

WELL, OF COURSE.

YOU KNOW, DOLLY...

IF ONLY YOU WOULD LET ME

WORK THIS OUT...

MY WAY, WE...

WE BOTH CAN GET WHAT WE WANT.

YOU KNOW, I'M...

PROBABLY AS FOND OF THE HACIENDA

AS YOU ARE OF SAM.

( chuckles )

I LOVE MY HUSBAND A GREAT DEAL

BUT I WANT HIM HOME.

HMM... HAVE YOU, UH

TOLD THIS TO ANYONE?

NO, DAVID.

THIS IS JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

OH, WOW.

( laughs )

YOU ARE ONE GRACIOUS LADY.

( chuckles )

HELLO.

YEAH, THIS IS DAVID ALLEN.

LISTEN, MRS. TUCKER SHOULD BE ARRIVING THERE ANY MINUTE

FOR HER USUAL MORNING RIDE.

MM-HMM.

I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE MOUNTS SATAN.

YOU HEARD ME.

I'LL BE AT THE MASSAGE PARLOR.

SATAN...

YOU BE A GOOD BOY.

LOVELY MRS. TUCKER

IS GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME EXERCISE.

JUST LET ME FIX YOUR SADDLE.

( jarring static )

( neighing wildly )

( click )

Allen: MRS. HARRISON?

ARE YOU AWAKE, MRS. HARRISON?

WHA..., WHERE?

I HOPE YOU'VE HAD A NICE NAP, MRS. HARRISON.

OH, WHO ARE YOU?

WHERE AM I?

SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARTLE YOU.

I'M YOUR VERY CONCERNED HOST.

MY NAME IS DAVID ALLEN, AND YOU ARE SAFELY

IN ONE OF OUR MASSAGE PARLORS.

OH... UM...

UH, THE LAST THING I REMEMBER, I...

I WAS TAKING A SAUNA.

RIGHT.

I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE MRS. HARRISON.

SEE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS

YOU PLAYED TENNIS STRENUOUSLY

AND THEN YOU TOOK THE SAUNA

AND YOU PASSED OUT FROM THE EXERTION.

OH, I'M SORRY...

NO, NO, NO, IT'S OKAY

YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT IN A FEW MINUTES.

I'M SO SLEEPY, I, I...

MY HUSBAND, MY HU..., MY...

PLEASE, IT'S ALRIGHT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT

YOUR HUSBAND ISN'T AWARE OF THIS INCIDENT.

YOU KNOW, HE'S ACTUALLY PLAYING GOLF

WITH MR. TUCKER AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST... LIE BACK?

SORRY, I'M JUST SO SLEEPY...

IT'S OKAY. I CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP MY EYES OPEN.

THERE YOU GO. JUST TAKE IT EASY.

I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MILLION IN A JIFFY.

OH...

JUST TAKE THE REGULAR BRIDAL PATH

AND HAVE A NICE RIDE.

I'M SURE I WILL. IS THIS A NEW HORSE?

YES. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

ANGEL.

THANK YOU.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME...

YOUR REAL NAME?

DIANA PRINCE.

AND, OF COURSE

YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, ARE YOU?

OH... OH, BUT I AM.

DIANA PRINCE IS MY MAIDEN NAME.

MY MARRIED NAME IS MRS. CHRISTIAN HARRISON.

MRS. HARRISON, WHAT IS YOUR JOB, HMM?

I'M AN AGENT WITH THE I.A.D.C.

EXACTLY WHAT IS YOUR ASSIGNMENT?

MY ASSIGNMENT...?

MM-HMM.

IT'S WRITTEN IN THE MARRIAGE CONTRACT.

WHAT?

TO LOVE, AND TO HONOR...

NO, NO, NO, I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M ON MY HONEYMOON.

FOR NO OTHER PURPOSE?

UH-UH.

( murmuring )

GO AHEAD.

I, I WANTED TO...

YES?

...BRUSH UP ON MY TENNIS.

JUST REST, DIANA.

MMM.

YOU'LL AWAKE IN A FEW MOMENTS

AND YOU'LL REMEMBER ABSOLUTELY... NOTHING.

( door closes )

I'VE GOT A VERY BUSY DAY PLANNED FOR YOU TWO.

YEAH?

MRS. TUCKER HAS CAUSED ME

TO TAKE DRASTIC PLANS AGAINST MR. TUCKER.

Smitty: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT HARRISON?

I DON'T KNOW, I'VE GOT A HUNCH

THAT MR. HARRISON IS GOING TO BE HARD TO HANDLE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET US GET OUT THE GOLF COURSE?

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE ARRANGEMENTS

I'VE MADE FOR DOLLY TUCKER'S CANTER.

I'VE HAD THIS HORSE TRAINED

TO BUCK AND REAR UPON SIGNAL

AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO

UNLESS OTHERWISE SIGNALED.

IN OTHER WORDS, IT SEEMS

HIGHLY UNLIKELY

THAT EVEN AN EXPERIENCED RIDER WILL ESCAPE.

( laughs )

I GUESS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS THAT, UH

DOLLY TUCKER WILL ATTEND HER VERY OWN GOING AWAY PARTY.

OH, MRS. HARRISON

ARE YOU LEAVING SO SOON?

TAKE MY WORD FOR IT

SUNBATHING WILL MAKE A NEW WOMAN OUT OF YOU.

OH, WELL, YOU SEE, I REALLY SHOULD BE

JOINING MY HUSBAND, MR. ALLEN.

OH, BUT TENNIS IS YOUR GAME, LOVE.

MR. HARRISON IS ON THE GOLF COURSE. COME ON.

WHY DON'T YOU REST A TINY MOMENT MORE?

PLEASE?

COME ON.

( birds singing )

I HOPE YOU DON'T PLAY THAT WAY AT CAMP DAVID.

THEY MAY NOT INVITE YOU BACK.

CONSIDERING THE NEW LADY IN MY LIFE

I THINK I'D LIKE TO TAKE A FEW WEEKENDS OFF FROM GOLF

TO PURSUE DIANA.

( chuckles )

THEY SHOULD PLAY THROUGH RATHER QUICKLY

WHEN I PRESS THIS.

ANYBODY EVER CLOCK THAT GOLF CART?

WELL, ONCE IT GETS MOVING

WE COULD ENTER IT IN A STOCK CAR RACE.

AND THAT'S THE FINISH LINE OVER THERE.

"FINISH" IS THE EXACT WORD.

WELL, ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING...

( electronic pulse )

( thunderclap )

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN. *

( engine humming )

( squeals to halt )

( exhales deeply )

WELL, HOW'D YOU ENJOY YOUR GOLF GAME?

I'VE BEEN IN THE ROUGH BEFORE BUT THIS IS CRAZY.

MR. TUCKER, WHERE DOES YOUR WIFE USUALLY RIDE?

SHE USUALLY RIDES OVER ON THE BRIDLE PATH.

IS DOLLY IN DANGER?

DON'T WORRY, I'LL HANDLE IT.

CHRIS, CALL JOE ATKINSON.

HAVE HIM ORDER SOME MEN TO CLOSE IN ON THIS PLACE.

OKAY. WHERE'S DIANA?

RIGHT NOW, SHE SHOULD BE IN THE SWIM OF THINGS.

LISTEN, YOU ALL MAKE SURE YOU

SHOW UP TO THAT TENNIS TOURNAMENT, OKAY, LOVE?

I'LL BE THERE. SEE YOU LATER THEN.

( nickering )

( whinnying )

( whinnying wildly... )

WHOA, WHOA.

WHOA.

WHOA.

SEE, THERE IS NO NEED

TO BE FRIGHTENED ANYMORE, MRS. TUCKER.

I'VE BEEN RIDING HORSES ALL OF MY LIFE-- I LOVE HORSES--

BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME ONBOARD THAT ONE AGAIN.

DON'T BE SILLY.

THIS IS NOT A MEAN HORSE.

OH, NO?

LOOK.

AN EVIL MAN PLANNED TO KILL YOU WITH THAT.

YES...

I FOUND OUT ABOUT HIM.

I KNOW WHO IT IS.

I KNOW WHO HE IS, TOO.

TAKE IT NICE AND EASY.

PLANNING A TRIP, MR. ALLEN?

WELL, WONDER WOMAN

YOUR PICTURES DON'T DO YOU JUSTICE.

I CAN DO WITHOUT YOUR FLATTERY.

STOP RIGHT THERE.

OTHERWISE, I MIGHT GO BOOM

AND THIS MAN'S GOING TO GET HURT.

AND ULTIMATELY, I SUPPOSE

YOUR GOVERNMENT, SO, UH...

JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY, ALRIGHT?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON YOUR HONEYMOON.

I'VE HEARD OF THE ROCKY ROAD TO LOVE BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

I'D SAY YOU WERE A BORN BACHELOR.

I CALLED THE KIDS TODAY. THEY'RE GOING TO MEET US AT THE PLANE.

OH, THAT'LL BE GREAT. INCIDENTALLY, I MADE A CALL TODAY, TOO.

DID YOU?

MM-HMM. MY SECRETARY WILL BE CLEANING OUT MY DESK

AND I DICTATED A LETTER OF RESIGNATION.

ACCEPTED?

WELL, RELUCTANTLY.

WELL, OF COURSE.

WHO'D WANT TO LOSE YOU?

I KNOW I DON'T.

WELL, YOU COULDN'T IF YOU TRIED.

OH, SAM...

I LOVE YOU.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

AND I CERTAINLY

CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT YOU

WHICH I SUPPOSE IS

MY BUREAUCRATIC WAY OF SAYING...

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

( laughing )

YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE, LOVABLE CAUTION.

( both laughing )

YOU KNOW, WE SELDOM TAKE ON MARRIED AGENTS--

POLICY, YOU KNOW.

OUTSIDE OF THAT, HOW DOES CHRIS STACK UP FOR THE I.A.D.C.?

DIANA?

WELL, NOT BAD, CONSIDERING.

CONSIDERING WHAT?

WELL, CONSIDERING THAT YOU LEFT WITH ME ON A HONEYMOON

AND ENDED UP WITH WONDER WOMAN.

I'D SAY YOU'RE FICKLE.

( laughing )

* ...HERE TO FIGHT THE FORCE OF EVIL *

* AND YOUR CHANCE WON'T BE DENIED *

* WOMAN OF THE HOUR WITH YOUR SUPER POWER *

* WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE ON OUR SIDE! *

* WONDER WOMAN! *

* YOU'RE A WONDER, WONDER WOMAN! *