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[dramatic orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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[choir vocalizing]
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♪ ♪
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[car door closes]
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[silverware clinking]
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- Pleasant weather.
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- Stop jabbering, you two.
We're not Italians.
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- Gan Gan,
you look so beautiful today.
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I don't know why
they didn't cast Angelina Jolie
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to play you in "The Crown"
or Gisele.
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- [grunting and babbling]
- Settle. Settle.
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- Get the defibrillator paddles
ready.
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No, no.
We're good.
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Charlotte, can you move over,
like, half an inch, please?
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- Sorry, George.
[cell phone rings]
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- And who the hell
is calling you?
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- No one.
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- Camilla, whatever it is
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you're dying to say,
just spit it out.
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- Oh, no, Mummy,
she's fine.
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That's just how she swallows.
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I could put the curtain
around her if you'd prefer.
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No?
It's all good, darling.
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She loves you.
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- [grunting and babbling]
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- He looks good.
Fit.
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- Oh, shut up.
- You shut up.
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- [grunting and babbling]
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- Yeah, you look amazing today,
Ganpa.
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This is a sexy family.
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You know, for British people.
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- Hey, Owen?
- Yes, Your Royal Highness?
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- When you're
clipping my nails,
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can you at least try to act
like you're enjoying it?
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My toes are absorbing
a lot of your resentment.
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- I would never want you
to think that I didn't--
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- Eh, eh.
Less talk-y, more clip-y.
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Ooh, Kelly Ripa just posted
a Throwback Thursday photo
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of her eating a bagel on
the set of "All My Children."
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"OMG. Coffin emoji."
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I love Kelly Ripa.
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I feel like
we could be friends.
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- Of course you could, sir.
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- I know.
That's why I said it.
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Let's see if she liked
my comment yet.
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Uh, hold on.
Is she--
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is she even following me?
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[gasps] Oh, my God.
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Kelly Ripa doesn't follow me.
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- Perhaps she unfollowed you
by accident, sir.
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I've done that.
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- Wait, you're on Instagram?
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- It's mostly just pictures
of me in my garden
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or of my deceased wife.
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- Ugh, not the dead wife again.
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Babe, move on.
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Anyway, you're right.
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Kelly obviously unfollowed me
by accident.
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- Yes, of course.
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That's probably
what happened, sir.
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- Probably?
What do you mean probably?
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- I don't think
I said "probably."
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I believe I said "definitely."
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- Did you?
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- I did...sir.
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- Oh, okay.
Thank you.
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Just for that, I'm going
to go on your Instagram--
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there you are, @OwenPalace,
aw, cute--
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and like this picture of you.
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Like.
- That's my wife, sir.
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- Jesus.
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I'm unliking it.
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[dramatic musical sting]
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- I love you.
- I love you, too, Douglas.
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- Tomorrow
is that thing, right?
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You know, that thing.
What's it called?
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- Your investiture ceremony,
Your Royal Highness.
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Yes, it's tomorrow.
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- And that is when
I do what exactly?
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- It's when you select
certain men and women
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to knight and make dames,
ma'am.
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- I know what it is,
you tosser!
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- What the fuck?
- No idea.
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- And will there be the little
thing that I like to eat?
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You know, that little tart.
That thing.
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- Yes, ma'am,
the flummery tart.
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Of course.
As always.
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- Good, I fucking love
that thing.
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- She's got a lot of--
- Don't.
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[choir vocalizing]
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♪ ♪
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- Unbelievable.
[sighs]
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Unbelievable.
[sighs melodramatically]
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Don't make me sigh again,
Dinesh.
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- Sorry, sorry.
What's unbelievable?
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- Kelly Ripa still
isn't following me.
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I've got to do something
to get her attention.
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- I love Kelly Ripa.
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I feel like
we could be friends.
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- What a stupid fucking thing
to say.
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- Oh, look, your grandmother
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is making Greta Thunberg
a dame.
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- Ugh, Greta Dumbberg
is more like it.
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I said Greta Dumbberg
is more like it.
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[forced laughter]
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Don't laugh
if you don't think it's funny.
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Wait, Greta Thunberg
is going to be a dame?
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You know what that means.
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- Maggie Smith is dead?
- What? No.
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What does that have to do
with anything, Sebastian?
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- Doesn't a dame have to die
before there can be a new one?
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- That's what I thought, too.
- That doesn't even make any--
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All right, both of you
just shut up.
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[bell rings]
Well, that's the bell.
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Really fun day, guys.
Text me later.
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Free Britney!
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- I never know
where we stand with him.
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[light orchestral music]
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- [snoring]
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[grunting]
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- Hey, Gan Gan?
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- Who's there?
Who's there?
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- It's me.
It's me, Gan Gan.
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- Oh, hello, sweetheart.
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- Oh, Jesus.
My fucking heart.
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Anyway, I wanted
to ask you something.
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- Would you rub my feet
while you do?
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- Um...okay.
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- [moaning]
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- So my good friend
Kelly Ripa--
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- "Kelly and Ryan" Kelly Ripa?
- Yes, that's her.
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So I thought maybe you could
make her a dame for me.
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- Has she done anything else?
- I don't think so.
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But Helen Mirren's a dame,
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and she hasn't
done anything either.
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- That's true.
Okay, stop rubbing now.
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Sure.
- Thanks, Gan Gan.
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- Excuse me, Your--
- [grunts]
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[gunshot]
- [shrieks]
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[groaning]
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- Everyone stop
fucking startling me!
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- All...right.
Well, thanks again.
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- ♪ Stupid love, love ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh-oh ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I wantyour stupid love, love ♪
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- Excuse me,
Your Royal Highness.
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- Oh, hey, O.
No, it's cool.
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Come on in.
Okay, Google, turn off.
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[music stops]
Guess what.
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Gan Gan just agreed
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to make Kelly Ripa a dame.
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- Splendid, and she's also
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honoring Greta Thunberg,
I hear.
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- Well, Kelly's someone
who actually deserves it.
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Do you know how early she has
to get up for that show?
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Anyway, she's obviously going
to follow me after that.
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- Happy ending, indeed.
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Ooh, I almost forgot, sir.
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You received a postcard today
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from your Uncle Harry
and Aunt Meghan in LA.
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- A postcard?
Let me see that.
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What the hell are they doing
in LA anyway?
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[dramatic musical sting]
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- Uh...hey.
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- Did you know
it's cold in there?
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- Yeah.
It's the refrigerator, Harry.
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- Must be an American thing.
- Um, it's not.
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So I was thinking maybe later,
I could show you around LA.
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We can go
to Hollywood Boulevard.
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Actually,
it's kind of disgusting.
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Or maybe the Santa Monica Pier.
[gasps]
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Never mind.
That's kind of gross, too.
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And whatever.
We'll figure it out.
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I am just so happy to be back!
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- For sure!
But wait.
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Watch this.
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Amazing, right?
- Okay.
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- I have to tell you,
this might be
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the smallest palace
I've ever been in.
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- Well, it's an apartment, so--
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- Yes, an apartment palace.
I know that.
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Lots of tiny palaces
inside one big palace.
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- You really need to stop
thinking in terms of palaces.
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We have to get jobs.
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I have to start
auditioning again.
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- Oh, yes, you were on
the very famous show "Suits."
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More popular in the States than
even "Friends," you told us.
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- Yeah, I might have oversold
that a little bit at the time.
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- Look, I love you,
and I'm willing to do
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whatever I need to do in order
to be with you, Meghan.
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- Aw, and I love you, too.
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I think it's important
we do this ourselves, Harry,
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and not live off your family.
- I agree.
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We'll just have to find a way
to make £50 billion on our own.
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- Fuck.
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- The queen's
investiture ceremony
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starts in ten minutes.
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Keep it moving.
Keep it moving!
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- Oh, my God.
I have to shit so bad.
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- You there, go get the trays
of flummery tarts.
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- Yeah, I'm new.
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I don't--uh, I-I don't know
what that is.
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- I'll show him.
Come with me.
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They're the queen's
favorite tarts.
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- Neat.
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I don't suppose
I could poo first?
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- It's down here.
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- This is where
you keep the tarts?
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- Just a little bit further.
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Down this corridor.
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The tarts are very complicated
little pastries.
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There's a whole process
to making them.
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It's a little weird.
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[eerie music]
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[creatures growl]
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- [hisses]
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- Jesus!
- Easy, easy!
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[creatures hissing]
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♪ ♪
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Back!
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♪ ♪
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- They--they didn't have eyes.
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- Centuries ago, several bakers
were brought down here
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until they perfected the
royal family's favorite treat,
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the flummery tart.
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They never saw
the light of day.
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Eventually
they started breeding.
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And then over the decades,
they kind of evolved into...
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Is it politically incorrect
to say monsters?
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- My God.
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- I told you
it was a little weird.
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- Are the tarts that good?
- I'm not a fan.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[grand orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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- It's so lovely to meet you.
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I'm Kate,
the duchess of Cambridge.
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- And I'm William,
the duke of Cambridge.
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And these are my teeth.
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- Hey, I'm Kelly Ripa,
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the...woman of New Jersey.
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- Of course, you're
being honored this evening.
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And may I ask
for what specifically?
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- I have no idea.
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- [munches loudly]
- Ugh, sickening.
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I can't watch you eat.
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- Finally,
she leaves.
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- You two are a fun pair.
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Hey, Greta.
- Hi, Kelly.
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- Hey, Kelly, Kelly!
Hey--hey, Kelly!
254
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It's me, George.
255
00:10:24,009 --> 00:10:26,009
Get out of here, Greta.
256
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- Oh, hey.
- Yeah, hey.
257
00:10:28,017 --> 00:10:31,007
So this is cool, right?
258
00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:33,015
- I know.
I'm gonna be a dame.
259
00:10:33,017 --> 00:10:35,007
Did Maggie Smith die?
260
00:10:35,007 --> 00:10:36,017
- No, Maggie Smith didn't die.
261
00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:37,017
Why does everyone--
262
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,010
Anyway, it's so fun
263
00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:40,015
that we're Instagram friends
264
00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:42,021
and we're finally meeting
in person.
265
00:10:42,019 --> 00:10:44,019
- Oh, is that
how we know each other?
266
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- Yeah, that's how.
267
00:10:46,002 --> 00:10:48,002
Like, I follow you,
and you follow me.
268
00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:52,999
- Are those
those fucking tarts I like?
269
00:10:55,003 --> 00:10:57,013
[cell phone rings]
- I can't talk now.
270
00:10:57,016 --> 00:10:59,016
They're all watching me.
271
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And I'm watching them.
272
00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:03,022
Hi, Mummy!
273
00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:08,009
- Yep, here it is.
Kelly Ripa, following, see?
274
00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:10,022
I bet if you go
to @PrinceG2013,
275
00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:13,000
you'll see the same thing.
276
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:15,023
Do it.
- Um, okay.
277
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:19,013
Oh, I-I guess
I wasn't following you.
278
00:11:19,008 --> 00:11:20,018
Sorry.
Am now.
279
00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:23,001
- Oh, yeah, sure, whatever.
I don't care.
280
00:11:24,009 --> 00:11:27,009
- What the hell are you doing?
We're not in Japan, dear.
281
00:11:27,015 --> 00:11:29,015
Curtsy next time.
282
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:32,000
Someone tart me!
283
00:11:32,003 --> 00:11:34,023
- I thought she'd be nice.
- Yeah, she's not.
284
00:11:34,019 --> 00:11:37,019
- Hello, I'm Prince Charles,
and this is my wife, Camilla.
285
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,011
You know, a lot of people think
286
00:11:39,009 --> 00:11:41,009
Camilla should have
a chat show, too.
287
00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:43,020
She's got quite the gift
of gab.
288
00:11:43,021 --> 00:11:45,021
Breakfast show chat, darling?
289
00:11:45,017 --> 00:11:48,017
You're going to love it, Kelly.
She's so good.
290
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000
Go on, darling.
291
00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,015
- Yeah, I kind of preferred
your other wife.
292
00:11:53,017 --> 00:11:56,017
[dramatic orchestral music]
293
00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:59,011
- That was fun tonight, O.
Wasn't it?
294
00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:01,023
You've missed, like,
ten spots already, by the way.
295
00:12:01,023 --> 00:12:04,003
How hard is it
to apply face cream?
296
00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:05,005
Fuck.
297
00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:06,999
- Apologies,
Your Royal Highness.
298
00:12:07,005 --> 00:12:10,015
Yes, the evening
was a huge success.
299
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:12,011
- It was also freezing today,
300
00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:15,003
so you notice Greta
didn't have much to say.
301
00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:17,996
Oh, look at this!
Dame Kelly Ripa, following.
302
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,005
She changed that fast.
- See?
303
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,997
I told you, sir.
It was a simple mistake.
304
00:12:23,006 --> 00:12:25,016
- Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, now I can do this.
305
00:12:25,017 --> 00:12:28,007
Unfollow.
Bye!
306
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:31,003
Don't let me do that again,
by the way.
307
00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:32,012
Pull me back, O.
308
00:12:32,013 --> 00:12:35,003
Why do I care
if Kelly Ripa follows me?
309
00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:38,002
That was, like,
a lot of wasted energy.
310
00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:41,005
- I do see now
how it was my fault, sir.
311
00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:42,997
- Aw, don't feel bad, O.
312
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:44,023
Look!
Look what I'm doing.
313
00:12:44,023 --> 00:12:47,013
@OwenPalace, follow.
314
00:12:47,014 --> 00:12:49,014
- Oh, sir.
315
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:52,010
- Okay, Google.
Play Lady Gaga.
316
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- ♪ I wantyour stupid love, love ♪
317
00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:57,020
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
318
00:12:57,022 --> 00:13:00,012
♪ Oh, oh, oh,oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
319
00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:03,001
♪ I wantyour stupid love, love ♪
320
00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:05,023
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
321
00:13:05,023 --> 00:13:09,013
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
322
00:13:09,016 --> 00:13:14,016
♪ Now it's timeto free me from the shame ♪
323
00:13:14,023 --> 00:13:16,023
♪ I gotta find that peace ♪
324
00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:19,011
♪ Is it too late,or could this love ♪
325
00:13:19,012 --> 00:13:22,022
♪ Protect me from the pain? ♪
326
00:13:22,023 --> 00:13:24,023
♪ I would battle for you ♪
327
00:13:24,023 --> 00:13:26,013
♪ Even if I break in two ♪
328
00:13:26,009 --> 00:13:27,999
♪ Freak out, I freak out ♪
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