All language subtitles for The Pickup Artist 2020.1080p.AMZN.WeB.DL.AVC.DDP.2.0.Dus-IcTv_track1_eng

( The One Above Watches It All )

But my lord, why both sides?

You and I have only one difference.

What?

The answer to your why is in your what.

Hahahahaha!

Excuse me!

Hi. May I speak with you for a minute?

My name is Rohit Arora and I’m a fashion
photographer. What’s your name?

Akansha.

So, I have a quick question for you Akansha.

Would you be interested in working in
Fashion and Advertising? As a model.

But why me?

Because you are really really photogenic.

I saw you passing by and
I thought I had to talk to you.

We are desperately hunting for a new
model for a famous clothing brand.

Clothing brand! What kind of
clothes will I have to wear?

Just normal clothes, nothing
fishy about them.

Has anyone ever told you that you have
the looks of an International model?

Hahaha! Are you serious? I’m just 5’2.

Who cares in a picture, I can make
you look much much taller.

Trust me a little now.

We never approach anyone like
this, we get agency Models.

But you are an exception and I think
you should feel lucky about it.

Yeah. Aa.., thank you so much.

Ahh! But can we just discuss
this later...

...because I have this class and
I can't really miss it.

Actually. The shoot for this particular
campaign is tomorrow.

And we are obviously in a hurry.

Hmm!
Tomorrow.

Ok, I think I’m free tomorrow.

Aa.., if you give me your card,
I can call you...

...in the evening and we can discuss
this later.

Because this class is really important
and I can't really miss it.

If we are finalizing you for the shoot...

…we will have to click some pictures and
send it to the client today.

Unless if you have some professional
pictures. Do you?

No.

Then we will have to shoot them.

Ok. See I am really interested,
but I can't really miss this class.

And this is very sudden for me,
and I have other plans for the day.

See, Akansha, most life changing
events are sudden and unplanned.

And success comes to those who are
ready for the opportunities.

I’m sure missing one class won't
change anything in your life.

But losing out on an opportunity like
this...

...do you even know what is the
pay for this shoot?

It's 25000 rupees per day,
and it's a 2 day shoot.

Are you serious?

That's how much models get paid.

Really!

It's not coming out of my pocket…

…you will get the cheque from
the company directly.

Ok, Ah, so how sure are you
that I will get this shoot?

Because I don't wanna miss
my class for nothing.

See there are no guarantees
in life Akansha.

But if I have spent
so much time with you...

...and I’m ready to shoot pictures for you
for free...

I must have seen some serious potential.

Do you know how much it costs to
hire me to shoot the pictures?

No idea.

A lot!

But that's an investment an aspiring
models has to make...

...to get this kind of pay.

Which now comes to you for free!

I mean think about it,
what is there to lose.

In case this shoot doesn't workout…

…you will get some great
pictures for free…

…and I will guide you how to bag other
modeling assignments. Sounds good?

Yeah, so where do we shoot the pictures?

At my studio, it's 10 minutes from
here. How are you traveling?

Aa.., Public transport. Auto.

Great, same here. Let's go.

Can you please take off your shoes?

Yeah sure. Aa.. you live here?

Yeah. This is my studio,
office and residence.

It's a really nice apartment.

So you live here alone?

Yes. Let me get you some costumes.

Yeah.

I’m not sure whether my tummy
is in a good shape.

You just wear this and let me decide
what’s right what’s wrong ok.

Yeah. Ok.

Wow! You look great! I’m sure the client
is going to love the pictures.

Hmm... Ok.

Do you know some basic make-up?

I don't know how to apply it.

So tomorrow we are going to have a
professional make-up artist…

-…for today let me help you with it.
-Hmm.

May I touch your face?

Ok so I want you to think only one thing.

Seduction. Just seduce the camera. Ok.

I don't think I am good at that.

Don't! Don't let that thought
cross your mind.

I’m sure you will be great at it.

Ok I'll try.

OK. This is not working out.

You look nervous and mechanical.

You need to loosen up.
The Question is: how?

I don't know.

I don't know, you are the pro.

Hmm...

Would you like some beer?
Or vodka?

Maybe this will help you relax.

Aa.. what’s the time?

Aa.. I don't want to reach
home intoxicated.

I live with my parents.

Don't worry you can chill
here once we are done.

Ok!

Ok.. then beer would do.

Ok you are not tipsy yet!

I have a dozen more,
anything to make you perform.

Thanks.

At least Do it for the money.
Think about 50 grand.

Let's call this last resort.

Give me some good shots, and
maybe I will think about it.

Such a bastard!

On your mark please. So that was
your first lesson in seduction.

Of course.
And the very last one trust me.

We'll see. Work comes first.

Ok. Yeah right!
work comes first.

Do you have a girlfriend?

I used to.

Then? Breakup?

No, murder.

Very very bad boy,
what did she do?

She cheated on me.

Faithfulness is over-rated. Cheating
seems to have become a norm.

Don't cheat on me.
I will kill you too.

Hahaha… We aren't even going out.

This is nothing serious. Is it?

It is whatever you want it to be,
I’m flexible.

But I just can't stand cheating.

You know, if you can't keep a commitment,
Don't commit.

Hahaha… Why so serious!
Get me another drink?

Technically, I cheated on my
boyfriend today.

Do you mind?

( The One Above Watches It All )

Doorbell Rings!

Doorbell Rings!

Doorbell Rings!

Doorbell Rings!

Doorbell Rings!

Just a minute.

Don't keep ringing the
doorbell a dozen times.

So you should open quickly.

Should I not even wear my clothes?

You show up so early in the morning,
I am unable to sleep properly.

Early or Late everything
is a problem with you!

Don't argue with me or else I will
get a robot who could clean.

It's such a headache working
at a bachelor's house!

You did not water the plants yesterday.

Please also clean Cutie-Pie's house today.

Why don't you just get married!

To you?

There is no point talking to this man!

I’m really sorry for today sir.

Let me hunt for a new model and get back
to you with new shoot dates.

Why is the rooftop door locked?

There is a girl's dead body there,

I will take care of it by tonight.
Clean it tomorrow.

What nonsense he speaks.

I won’t be coming tomorrow.

No, no I am expecting guests tonight,
there would be a lot of utensils.

Please come tomorrow,
take a leave day after instead.

I have my own priorities in life.

Shores will be found!
Shores will be found!

Shores will be found!
Shores will be found!

Shores will be found!
Shores will be found!

Shores will be found!
Shores will be found!

Shores will be found!
Shores will be found!

Shores will be found!
Shores will be found!

Shores will be found!

You are already drowned.

Shores are for those
who know how to swim!

5 mins more.

Why don’t you continue with your theory?

Ya so, where was I?

Same, Government is a scam.

Yeah It’s nothing but organized crime.

Not just our government,
but all governments.

How can you prove it?

Isn’t it obvious? We are all
slaves of the banking system.

Where is your tax money going?

Who is funding the government
and saving them in crisis?

Who is funding wars?

See I think, you are just blinded
by all these weird theories.

Seriously I mean we are living in the
best time in the history of Earth.

Look at me, I earn more salary than
my ancestors ever earned.

And you know what I am living
a dream life style too.

And soon I’ll be buying
a house of my own.

So just, just keep us away from this
negativity, seriously!

Yeah bro I’m also very happy with my life.

See, even he is happy.

Now that’s the secret, isn’t it?

You are creating the universe around
you with your own thoughts.

It’s the silence, before the death.

How one preps up the lamb before
slaughtering...

...the same way we are being served all
the luxuries of the world...

...before they create the new world order
by chipping us all!

Chipping?

Don’t be so naive!
Rohit educate them bro!

He is saying a microchip will
be inserted in our bodies…

…which will track everything we do.

And we will be enslaved forever.

He supports his theory with biometrics
information obtained…

…while creating social security profiles.
Or Aadhar Card in India.

That’s why we all bribed the officer and
used unregistered...

...village people for fingerprints and
retina scans, remember?

Hey! But who wants us chipped?

World Rulers. Same handful of families...

...that are even excluded from Forbes
Richest List.

Media is as much a puppet as governments.

Is it ready yet?
I’m dying of hunger here.

Oh yeah yeah. It must be,
why don’t you go and get it?

You know what, in Democracy
the Government gets…

…it’s power from us and
not the other way round.

I mean, we still have the
right to vote! Don’t we?

Those who vote decide nothing, those who
count the votes decide everything!

Why do you think paper
ballots were replaced?

Without paper ballots, honesty of any
election cannot be verified!

Oh man! You are the most amazing cook.

Believe it or not, we are in the
middle of third world war.

Anything!

-Power cut?
-As you can see Pankaj.

Globalization is here,
but electricity isn’t.

Promises of Internet in every village,
can’t even get electricity to the cities!

Go destroy another Tesla Tower!

Last signal of each girl’s phone
was received...

...by the tower in our police station’s
vicinity.

Kidnapper is very sharp and
is from our area itself.

Sir, please give me some more time,
this is a very impulsive decision.

Order is from the senior authority Astha,
this is the third girl in 4 months.

Hey, it’s just a transfer,
you are not getting fired!

Don’t get personal over one case.

You just name him for once.
Special Transfer my foot!

Tiger.

Tiger Tiwari?

He sure is a goon disguised
in cop’s uniform...

...but wherever he gets posted,
crime rate drops significantly.

Chaanv chaanv chaanv chaanv chaanv,
Chaanv!

Chaanv, chaanv, chaanv, chaanv, chaanv!

There came an eagle,
snatched the eye and flew away.

Ha ha ha flew away.

Ha ha ha ha!

I myself don’t want to deal with him.

Because there’s one major problem
with him...

…until he gets hold of the criminal...

...he doesn’t share any information
with the department.

This eye is vigilant on whole Delhi.

And right beneath this eye, You dare pick
up a girl and fly away.

Fly away?

Fly away?

Fly away? Ha ha ha ha…

Fly away! Fly away!

He does play against the rules.

But whichever case he lays
his hands upon...

...he makes sure it gets solved!

Hahahaha!

Ha!

Now go drown in this,
flying isn’t your cup of tea.

Shinde!

Pass on the girl’s number,
let’s provide her police protection.

Protection.. Hahaha!

I’m not creating new stories for myself.

Mankind’s fascination with
stories is fascinating; Isn’t it?

I’m not creating new stories for myself.

I always look for completion and
not new engagements.

Completion is what we all seek.

But rarely find.

But if we keep inviting new stories,
then escaping the…

… vicious circle of incomplete stories
becomes impossible.

What if the story you are
into isn’t good enough?

Would you still try to finish
it for the sake of completion?

This is getting too deep for
strangers who have just met.

Deep is good. No?
Surface is blurred.

Who are you?

Wonder-er. I am wondering.

What?

If I ask you out, would
you invite a new story?

Why would I do that?

For completion.

Trust me.

What happened Sapna?

Are you about to cry?

It’s ok, one should cry,
it clears the mind.

Then we can focus on the real
activity again, you know.

You are really crying!
it was just a joke.

See, please don’t cry like this,
or else I will also start crying.

What are you thinking?

Some incident , that
will make me cry too.

You know, my dog died!

But that was like 10 years back.

I had a really bad breakup,
it’s been 7 years.

Aaah.. Grandpa Expired!

But he was like 90,
so it wasn’t that sad.

Oh yes!
I lost 50 rupees last month.

Had I lost 500 rupees, I would
have felt much more pain.

Listen our children
will be so cute.

So, what was it?
What made you cry?

I don’t want to
talk about my past.

Ya, I’m not even interested.

My ex.
We were together for 2 years.

Then?

There was no future.

Why?

You know.

He was married!

Shyam! It was such a beautiful
dream (“Sapna”, girl’s name).

Sorry sir, I had no idea
that you were sleeping.

Not all dreams are seen with
closed eyes, dear Shyam!

Means?

The day you understand what it means,
you will quit this watchman’s job.

Did you have some work, or you
just came to interrupt my dreams?

Arora sir, once again Mr Sharma
has complained against you.

Society has summoned you.

Is it a society or a court!

Why is Mr Sharma so
hell bent after me?

No idea sir! The night he
comes back from cinema,...

...very next morning he lodges
a complaint against you.

Last time Mr Sharma had complained that
too many girls visit Mr Arora’s house...

...and this has an adverse
affect on his kids.

And to which initially
Mr. Arora had replied jokingly...

...that he is an orgie priest and conducts
satan’s honeymoon at his house.

Ha ha ha ha...

Then later on a serious
note he had clarified that...

...he is a photographer and clicking
pictures of girls is his profession.

If girls don’t turn up then his shop
will shut and he will starve to death.

Upon agreement of all the
members of the society,...

...the objection was over ruled.

My presentation was little
more sophisticated.

Anyway, so what is
Mr. Sharma’s latest objection?

He says, girls who enter
your house never leave.

Ha ha ha ha...

Oh, really, they come
but never leave?

Mr Sharma, this indeed
is a serious problem.

I can only imagine how
would it impact your kids.

Your kids must be
totally confused, isn’t it,...

...must be having
sleepless nights.

Must be unable to
concentrate on the studies.

If indeed they are coming
then where are they going?

Don’t you try to act smart,
just answer whatever is asked!

Do you really want
to hear the truth?

Someone who’s entire life is a lie, for
him truth could be too much to bear.

Think over it, will you be
able to hear the truth?

Ha ha ha ha...

Hey don’t take him lightly, he is as much
below the ground as he is above it!

Tell us, what happens with those girls?

Murder.

After killing them, I dump
the bodies on the roof.

Ha ha ha ha...

Even right now there is a
dead body in my bedroom,...

...killed just 15 minutes back.

I was about to drag it to the roof,
and Shyam turned up with your summon.

I am telling you all,
there is something fishy,...

he is as much below the ground…

Or above the roof?
Give it a thought!

Mr Sharma, I am very glad to have
a free extra watchman in you,...

…but don’t bitch every now and then,
else you might also get murdered.

Ha ha ha ha...

Ha ha ha ha...

Answer me.

Answer me.
Answer me.

Answer me.
Answer me.

Answer me.
Answer me.

Answer me.

Answer me.

Answer me.

You get the answers eventually,
finding questions is difficult.

Rules are created by
weak and Incapable men.

Capable men are not
driven by rules.

Example?

Take marriage for instance.

Those who aren’t short of girls, won’t
bother thinking about getting married.

Only those who can’t
get girls, will think,...

...“let's make a system through
which even we can get girls.”

Hmm! And I always thought that
marriages are meant for girls.

Marriages are created
for men, not women.

Simply to clear out the confusion
of whom to give the inheritance.

And from a man’s perspective, the
more rich and powerful he gets,...

...the more difficult it is
for him to get married.

So, it should be a piece of
cake for you, to remarry!

Ha ha ha ha...

That’s the reason why you don’t
get acting roles as well,...

...you have nothing
to attract women.

Rohit might get aunties who eat
(context: have sex with) younger men,

...but who would like to eat
(context: have sex with) you.

Ha ha ha ha....

Guys guys guys let’s not distract
him from the topic,

I think he has a point here.
Continue..

In primitive age, man was
a hunter and provider...

...but today the role of the alpha
male has been diminished...

...because property has become
more important than protection.

So basically, you are trying
to say that being rich...

...is more attractive to women
than being physically fit?

For a long term thing
like marriage, yeah!

Women are physically weaker and so
have been manipulated by men for ages.

Only until marriage.
After that women take over.

Ha ha ha ha...

But today as the society is evolving,
roles are being questioned.

Role of a man is not as
strong as woman anyway.

Think Biologically, a man can
be satisfied by just one woman...

...but a woman needs or may need
multiple men at the same time and...

...that too one after
another to satisfy herself.

And Genetically, also males
need XY chromosomes...

...while Females need only XX
chromosomes for formation.

Anything you say man!

This way you are questioning the
formation of the whole society.

Your own marriage
itself was platonic,...

I don’t want to spoil
mine by arguing with you.

He has a point here.

Who are you?
A Politician!

I have a point and
he has a point too.

Ha ha ha ha!

It’s better than just being
an observer like Bull, no?

Reality is dependent
upon observer.

Don’t get me started on
that dimension thing again.

What dimension thing?

What is the 5th dimension?

What is 4th?

4th is Time! Einstein.
Relativity..

So the argument was, I was saying
5th dimension is vertical time...

...while duration being
4th dimension.

And I was questioning his assumption of
matter being only three dimensional.

I mean Just because we are
three dimensional beings,...

we can’t ignore the possibility
of 4th dimension of matter.

-Can I say something.
-Yeah sure.

Everything bounced over my head.

Ha ha ha ha...

Lalaram. Lalaram is my name.
Understood?

Sir!

Sir, he is not speaking up.

Boom!

Ha ha ha ha...

Just Like this! Got shot
point blank in the eye.

It took 4 doctors and 18 hours
to take the bullet out.

Bullet took my eye but couldn’t
pierce through the brain.

Since that day I became a nutcase!

Nutcase.

Ha ha ha...

Nut case.

Ha ha ha...
Nut case.

I became a nutcase since then.

What? Became what?

N…n…

Became what? Became what.
Became what.

-Nut case.
-Became what.

Nut case.

-Ha ha ha ha...
-Nutcase!

Nutcase!

Ha ha ha ha...

Shinde..

This is nothing
but exploitation.

In last 8 years of
my professional life...

...none of the inspectors has made
me do such embarrassing work.

Right since dawn he doesn’t let
anyone go to the washroom.

In such a situation, even if a
dog barks one would leak away.

See I am telling you, after today I am
not going to change anyone’s clothes.

Even if it costs me my job!

Yes! Yes, I am keeping the phone down.
Disconnect!

Start from top,
keep it easy, easy.

Found it in Movies,
found it in the books,...

...searched for it exclusively in
humans but never found it there.

I did get few moments of peace, but
satisfaction never did I find anywhere.

Along with you, my hands are also
going to find satisfaction today.

Aah!. Hotness!

Wow!

I have no interest in her.

Can I get your number?

Where are you leaving?
Give me your number at least.

Ha ha ha ha...

-Excuse me.
-Yes.

-Aaa what’s the time?
-9.30.

Thanks.

Where are you lost today?

In your eyes as usual.

Really? Are you able to see what
they are trying to show you?

We shouldn’t focus on
illusions,...

...they have the power
to stagger our lives.

Oh my God!
You are all blue today!

Why don’t you show me some green...

...with the Jewelry Campaign
you told me about earlier?

Please.

As much as I would love to..

Aaahhhhhh

What was that?

Scream of Frustration.

You scream nice..

Cutie Pie Missed you,
wanna meet them?

Okay.
Dumbass!

O my cutie-pie what
are you guys doing?

Hello! Can you deliver 1kg mutton please?
The address is..

I am totally screwed.
Am not able to think straight.

You dropped in without invitation
for such a silly matter!

Relax. I will get
the bank loan done.

I have an ex- girlfriend
who is a banker.

Learn from him, at the end of the
day only girls prove to be useful.

Today the taste is different, it
is missing the usual flavor.

Will need a new girl for that.

He means new inspiration for cooking.
Truly girls are indeed so useful.

By the way we are clubbing
today, are you joining?

What will I get there?

Girls! What else?

I don’t like Club kind of girls.

They have different
philosophies in life.

You are not looking
for marrying are you?

Only eating (context: sex) right?

Yeah! You have a point.
I’ll get ready then.

I think my wife is waiting for me,
I will leave as well.

But club?

Won't be able to make it today.

You guys carry on.
And thanks a lot Rohit.

-No problem.
-See you.

So, today clubbing!

Guys. I will just be back.

Never lose it.

What? Beer?

No the grip.
Keep it tight!

I didn’t get you bro.

Some day you will.

Too late for me now.

But you must remember
what I said.

It's very suffocating here.

I am going outside to
get some fresh air.

Thanks.

Aah! I hate when my
phone battery dies.

-Would you like a cigarette?
-No thanks.

Or a joint.

I don’t do anything that
is injurious to health.

Is talking to me also
injurious to your health?

Not to mine, but definitely
to your health.

Really?

Trust me.
I’m a very dangerous man.

What will you do, Kill me?

You look sexy in this too.

Move!

I will release your man tomorrow.

Meet me here again Tuesday Night.

Otherwise!

Again Inside, hahaha!

Again Inside, hahaha!

Again Inside, hahaha!

So what next?

Are you gonna kill me now?

Maybe!

For that I need to know you more.

Hmmm...

So...

I’m Mukti 26.

Delhi-ite!

Fashion Designer!

Married!

Looks like you killed another girl last
night, there is a lock today as well!

You have started to understand me.

Will you please open the Terrace lock,
I want to check my dish antenna.

Why? Did it fly away?

It is not catching proper signals, please
open the lock!

Won’t open today, dead body will be removed by
tomorrow…

…then it will open. hahaha!

Hey didn’t you listen to her.

Move Aside.

I am well aware of the of the law.

You might own the terrace...

...but you can’t stop me from checking my
dish antenna! Open up!

If I kill you and put you on the
terrace, who will know about it?

Mr. Sharma, why do you scare innocent
people like me with Law?

Come, let me take you there.
Go on.

After you.

Yes, yes go ahead have a look, get some
sun-tan as well if you want.

Mister Sharma, I have just allowed
you to hold a finger...

...don’t try to sit on my head.

Your law only allows the
inspection of Antenna...

not trespassing of Private Property.
Leave!

Darkness
Light

Darkness
Light

Darkness
Light

Darkness
Light

Darkness is not Black. Ssshhh!

Light is also not white.

Darkness Light!

This is called greed!

What did you achieve without greed?

As far as I am concerned, greed is good!

And buddy, you have so much money,
why don’t you just buy a smartphone?

Who uses
a landline these days?

This! This my friend is not a phone,
it’s a tracking device!

And the day I get a smartphone,
you won’t get to eat all this!

Actually, you are right man, you will be
so immersed in a cellphone...

...you won’t get time for anything!

You are the reason I started
eating non-veg again...

...but why do you
call us every second month.

I think we should meet more often!

Yeah Absolutely!

Buddy the meat of your hand is out of
this world man!

It is not my hand’s,
I have just prepared it.

And at this moment you are not eating
hand but the brain.

You only call us to have the meat.

why are you so cut off with everyone?

When a man cuts too much (of life),
he cuts off with this world.

You won’t understand, you get everything
prepared in a platter!

Why don’t you get married?

If he gets married, how will he eat
(context: have sex with) the girls?

Find a wife who likes the girls too...

...then both of you can eat together!
Hahahahahaha!

Hello.

Mr. Arora, just have a look...

...Mr. Sharma is performing some sort of
comedy on your terrace.

My Terrace?

Yes he just went up there from my house!

Hello! Hello!

Mr. Sharma,
your world is absolutely round.

The girl has already been teleported to
Niburu. Hahahahaha!

Yes Sir.
Yes.

Sir Police!

Huh!

When you have a hand,
where do girls stand?

Hmmmmm...

Hahaha!

It’s gifted sir!

Sir, Washroom?

Listen, leave your hand here itself.
Hahahaha!

Excuse Me! Brother!

Yeah mate, why am I called here?

Saturday night a girl disappeared
from the club we went to.

And police tracked me from the guest list.

And you mentioned my name!

And Pankaj’s too.

Sorry bro, you know how
much cops scare me.

Why are you scared,
you aren’t a criminal!

We will decide
who is a criminal and who is not.

Really!? Then what will a judge do?

Who is your Dad?

How does that matter?

What is your name?

First you tell me what is the
purpose of calling me here?

I can tell you that only if
I know your name first.

Rohit Arora

Shinde, get that list. Shinde!

Sit!

Sir, please don’t call me Shinde.

If you call me Shinde again,
I will take a transfer!

Delhi Police has no Shinde.

I am from
Kanpur and my name is Lalaram.

Lalaram Kanpuriya.

Where were you on Saturday night?

I was taking (Context: Ass)!

Whose?

What do you mean whose, I was taking
drink from the Bartender!

Or are you taking (context: ass)
Police’s now?

You people take (context: ass)
public’s all the time…

…sometimes your's should
also be taken right.

Hahahaha...

Listen you bloody Son of Batman!

Neither do I have the brains to waste
nor time.

Don’t turn this 5 minutes Investigation
into the biggest mistake of your life!

You look like an Innocent Man.

Innocent! And me!

Hahaha!

Rohit! What are you doing my friend?

This is Police! Be atleast
a little afraid!

Ok let’s get to the point.

Where?

Ate her.

Is he crazy or something?

Where did you catch hold of him?

What do you do?

I eat girls.

Hahahaha!

We all have hobbies sir.

Ah sorry sir.

I always wanted to say this in a police
station once...

...but never got a chance.

Truth is very boring right.

Ask me whatever you want
I am really serious now.

Sir please don’t mind what I said…

…you don’t really have to
get up for this.

Sir, you seem to have taken it seriously.

You think this is all a joke!?

No No

Wasn’t it enough that criminals
made fun of us…

…now public will do that too!

Sisterfucker!

Sir I just said sorry,
I respect cops a lot…

…you guys have so much pressure
I understand it clearly.

Especially on Indian Police.

Sir, I have some ideas for department's
image makeover too.

But let us solve this case first,
full cooperation sir.

This girl.. I think I saw her in the club
but I am not sure sir it was too dark.

What will you do, kill me?

Eat you.

Will you eat me here or somewhere else?

You disappeared without telling
your friends too right?

Sir actually I was not feeling
well so I left early…

I don’t have a cellphone
so I could not inform.

Why? Why don’t you have a cellphone?

So that my privacy is not compromised.

It also gives me an opportunity
to be in the moment.

Trust me, sir.

Here, Aadhaar Card (Social Security Card)
for ID and Verification.

Phone Rings. (Spiderman Spiderman, you
stole the peace of my heart)

Hello! Oh Aaah.. Shutup.
Listen to me.

Just hold on.

Tukaram!

Aah Balaram..

Lalaram!

Ya ya whatever Ram, get this
photostat and let them leave.

Ya tell me now.

So my dear Shyam, how are
your dreams working out?

When the problems of life neither let
me sleep not let me stay awake…

…how do I focus on my dreams sir?

You and Philosophy? Wonderful!

What problems could you possibly have?

You get paid to sit here all
day what else do you want?

I work 2 shifts every day and send
all the money to my village…

…but it is still not enough!

Who is in the village?

My wife who else?

She lives there alone?

There is a boy too.

You are here and wife is
with some other boy?

I am screwed here and you
are making fun of me!

I have a 7 year old Son.

You have a 7 year old son!
Was it a child-marriage?

Does he go to school?

I don’t even have enough money
to buy vegetables here…

…how can I send him to school?

So do you want him to
become a watchman too?

How much is the School’s fee?

Must be some 500-400 per month.

Ok, hold on.

Here take it.

Here take it.

Take every month.

But I am not Robinhood, I will make you
do something for me in exchange.

Anything Sir!

Will tell you when the time comes.

Goodnight for Now!

Thank you very much sir!

When the gods were naked,
when the masks were off!

When the books came over the pen,
when the madman went to zen.

When puppet starts playing the master...

Hey all, come here!

Last Day!

Just like this drama, one day
the drama of life also over.

The End.

Till the time you are alive,
at least be good at acting.

What?

Sir he is saying...

...if Ravana would have won, he would
have become the hero of Ramayana.

He lost so everyone calls
him the villain now.

Hahahaha...

Tara ta rara tara!

Don’t make me say out loud,
what’s on my mind!

Don’t make me say out loud,
what’s on my mind!

Don’t make me say out loud,
what’s on my mind!

Don’t make me say out loud,
what’s on my mind!

Everyone is crazy!

Everyone is crazy!

Everyone is crazy!

Everyone is crazy!

Everyone is crazy!

Everyone is crazy!

Everyone is crazy!

This world thinks you are crazy and you
think the same about the world.

Had you guys been in majority…

…your words would have been
considered as the truth.

Hahahaha!

Hey madman! Hey Madman!

Give me, give me, give
it to me you crazy.

It is not a toy.. Come give me...

Come give me.

Hahahaha!

Hahahaha!

Hahahaha!

Hahahaha!

-Hahahaha...
-What nonsense!

It’s simple. How deals with
the practical aspect and...

…why deals with the Spiritual
aspect of life.

-But I have a strong Question here.
-What?

What exactly are we gaining by
thinking about spirituality?

Spirituality is nothing but delving
into the immeasurable universe.

Consciousness, Intelligence, Emotions do
affect our lives. Don’t they?

Reflect on the question again.

How things are done...

...is a worm’s eye view of life.

The bird’s eye view says Why did
I get into that situation.

Life is nothing but continuity and that
continuity is labeled as soul.

Now you are just throwing words at me.

Soul is a perspective of consciousness,
it’s energy.

And energy can neither be
created nor be destroyed.

Hey! Listen, listen to me
it all sounds...

...like some weird fantasy
that is just irrelevant.

Right?

Absolutely! Now just tell me this, how
can you prove the existence of souls?

Proof is subject to 5 senses beyond
that is just experiencing.

There is no way of knowing.

If there is no way of knowing,
all is left to belief isn’t it?

Exactly.

So coming back to the question…

…what is the gain again?

Divorce without alimony…

…supported by periodic but fairly
regular unemployment!

Laugh all you want but I know that I’m
going to have the last laugh.

Not in this life.

Let's see!

Hey Shayam dear...

...you also booze?

Sir, just sometimes..

Oh Your son?

-Yes sir.
.Ok he must be here during vacations.

What is you name son?

Tell me don’t be shy..

Billu!

Shayam didn’t you find any other name…

…do you want him to become a barber?
You are too much!

Son which school do you go to?

You do go to the school, don’t you?

Hehehe, you are also trapped in this?

Keep spinning, you won’t find anything.

I have been fooled, you will also be fooled.

He should not get to know
I have asked you anything.

Understood? Understood?

Yes sir, no one will get to know anything.

(The one above watches it all)

It will cost you 800.

Kanhaiya my dear we decided on 500 right?

How can you increase the price
in the middle of the job?

My associate must have said it by mistake…

…now the price is going to be 800
tell me if you want me to finish the job.

Do it now, I have no other option.
But this is not the way.

Sir, if you look at it, your
industry is very dirty.

Why?

Too much of sex scattered everywhere.

What do you mean?

I mean, people here have a lot of sex.

You don’t?

I do, but only with my wife.

Hmmm ok, so do you have a working wife?

Yes, the one who works at Sarmaji’s house.

Reshma is your wife?

Yes.

Oh I though she is watchman’s wife?

What?

I have always seen her with Shyam.

Anyway it is your personal
issue, what can I say.

Aaaaaahhhhhh!

How did it happen?

Kanhaiya threw a huge stone
on his head and escaped.

Doctor said now his brain
might never work again.

You must have been out of your mind!

Do you believe in
love at first sight?

Neither do I, but I find
you very attractive.

Buzz off!

Ouch! That hurts!
Especially my pocket!

Pocket? How?

My wallet got picked
while stalking you!

I can’t even buy
you a coffee now!

Would you like to buy me coffee?

Will you have tea?

Will you make it?

Brother 2 cups of tea please.

What’s your name?

Chahat

Nice Name

Madam Tea

Delhi’s famous semi-cooked tea.

If you happen to taste the tea that I
prepare, you will forget the whole world.

It's addictive.

Are you implying that you want
me to come to your house?

No..no I will replace him
and make it right here.

By the way, the idea of going to
my house isn’t bad either.

Would you like to come over?

What have you mixed in the tea?

Love!

-Are you a photographer.
-Hmmm..!

You must have no
scarcity of models.

What did you see in me?

Simplicity!

I look simple but
I am actually not.

Really?

Will you shoot my portfolio?

Like free of cost?

Would you charge a fee from
your would-be girlfriend?

You are very fast!

One has to be, times are tough!

Baby let’s do your waxing!
It will be so much fun!

-Am I the only one you found for this?
-Please make me do it.

Ok leave that, tell me what
do you think about polygamy?

I love it!

I mean, monogamy is so
out of fashion dude!

What? Why are you looking
at me with hungry eyes?

Already killed or about to kill?

What do you mean?

Open the gate, today all
puzzles will be solved.

Sir, today I have guest over,
please come tomorrow.

Do you think I am here
to sell a toothpaste?

Open up!

Sir.. aah search warrant?

Are you opening or..

Okay.. okay...

Sir, see you can’t forcefully enter
an innocent man’s house like this!

Innocent and you?

Move aside.

Sir.. sir... see sir

Sir, where are you going...

Sir at least please
take off your shoes.

Not my shoes, today is the day
to take off your clothes.

No sir...

Sir how can you enter
someone’s bedroom like this?

Sir, see there is nothing.

Sir, what are you doing sir.

Looks like I am late.

Where is the girl?

Sir obviously there is
some misunderstanding...

Ssshhhh!

Sir Sir Sir...
Sir, where are you going?

Sir there is nothing there!

-Aaaahhhh..!
-Ah, sorry!

Sir not this bathroom,
the other one!

Sweety you can continue showering
and don’t waste water okay.

Hmm! So, I arrived early.

Whole underworld was removed
from Mumbai, who are you?

The day I find evidence,
I will put a bullet inside you!

Sir, see obviously your
doubt is incorrect,...

...at least tell me what is the
problem maybe I can help.

Help!

Bloody you. 6 girls
disappeared in last one year...

...and all their phones caught
signal from this area’s tower.

I don’t doubt you,
I am sure it is you.

Sir, what are you saying...
Suspecting me!

It’s okay sweety, Relax! It’s all good.
Take a shower now will you!

Sir looks like you took me
seriously when I said I eat girls.

Sir, I knew one day this jolly nature
of mine could get me in trouble...

...but I can’t control
this urge sir!

Would you like some coffee, sir?
You have come here alone sir?

Son, these unarmed hands caught 4
armed gangsters alone,...

...who the hell are you?

By the way, you have
a nice house here.

Sir, you reminded me of eating by
saying cheese again and again!

Is he gone?
Who was he?

Aaa..Someone I knew.
Who happens to be a cop.

He wanted me to shoot some
pictures, I said come later.

Okay. This is weird!

What? Am I looking fat?

No no…

No.. no.. no..

No.. no.. no..

Aren’t you interested
in me anymore?

See, it’s just that my
tastes are different.

You won’t understand.

Enlighten me then. With your..
tastes.

Freezer has no more space.

What does that mean?

Freezer as in your cold heart?

Aa yeah let’s go with that!

Do you have someone
else in your life?

No no, I’m strictly
a one-woman man.

And am I that woman?

See, I really don’t
want to hurt you.

Because seriously, freezer
has no more space.

I mean there won’t be any space by
tomorrow, it can accommodate only one.

It’s a small fridge.

-What are you saying?
-I don’t know!

Ok tell me something
about yourself.

No. Some other day. I have
some business to take care of.

Trust me, usually I wouldn’t let you
leave, but I’m sorry for today.

Please leave the Shirt behind.

All men are dogs.

They taste you and
say their tastes are different.

But how does one know
without tasting?

In my defense, I did
not eat you for once!

What do you mean didn’t eat me!
What did you do there for 2 hours!

Eating is a problem, not
eating is a problem.

You girls are too much!

Impressive sir, you turned
out to be a superhero.

But this story is
about super-villain.

Sir I always used to wonder,...

...why are people caught after
murdering anyone.

First body is found,
then murder weapon,...

...and then mobile and internet’s
data proves the location!

The root of all troubles
is this dead-body.

So, sir I got this idea, why should
one be able to find the body?

Just eat it!

Hahahaha!

At first, I ate it involuntarily.

So that the body
could not be found.

But sir. It is very addictive.

Now I am an addict!

Sir you must be thinking, what kind
of a psychopath killer is this?

He must have some sort of
a parenting issue,...

...or some deep hidden psychotic reason,
or maybe personality disorder.

But sir, trust me I am a very
simple guy, a humanitarian.

Hahaha

All this automatically
kept happening in a flow.

Girl betrayed me, I killed her.

So as to hide the fact,
I ate her.

I liked the meat, so got more.

It remains fresh in the freezer,
I eat it for about 50 days.

It’s very easy sir, meat in freezer,
blood in toilet,...

...crushed paste of bones in plants...

...and remaining waste like clothes,
jewelry etc in the river!

Sir till date I have
only tried girl’s meat,...

I have a deep desire
to have guy’s too.

Sir, don’t get scared, I
am absolutely straight,...

...won’t do anything else with you.

Just kill you and eat you.

Tell me sir what do you like?

Halaal or Jhatka?
(2 different ways of killing a goat)

Finish it all!

Finish it all!

Finish it!

Finish it all!

Finish it!
Finish it all!

I don’t like incomplete
stories either,...

...but who knows if any
story has an end at all?

Sir!

Left Right Left!

Left Right Left!

Left Right Left!

It’s different today no?

I find it just the same.
Delicious as always.

Better or worse?

Better!

Worse!

I like men more than women.

I really wish they were
my sexual preference too.

Hahaha

So why do you put a
lock in every 2 months?

What will you get by knowing it?
Ignorance is Bliss!

As in?

As in nothing, sometimes some
shooting material is kept here,...

I put a lock so that
you don’t touch it.

Oh.. ok.. ok!

And that Police phone call?

I have friends in the department,...

...don’t stress your knees so much!

All right sir!

Sir I am in Punjab itself.

Sir, Inspector Tiwari’s phone caught last
signal from this Restaurant’s wifi itself.

Yes sir.

And sir, before leaving Delhi he went to
a shopping mall and a coffee shop too.

And also, he went to a photographer’s
house for half an hour,...

...he said he came to get
some pictures clicked.

Sure sir, let me call
him tomorrow itself.

But sir, I really don’t see a connection.
He seems innocent.

Hail India sir!

Did you see Inspector Tiwari?

Yes sir, he came to get his
pictures clicked...

...and by mistake entered the
bathroom where I was showering.

Then?

Then he left sir, I saw him
leaving with my own eyes.

Sir I hope you believe me now.

If I tell a lie, I have to remember
so, I mostly tell the truth.

You may check my track record sir. Here
Aadhar card, for ID and Verification.

I have a small request sir, I don’t
want to get into all this police mess,...

...please close my file,
I am an innocent man.

Dhaniram!

Sir, Lalaram.

Starting today, no one will disturb Mr.
Arora from our department.

Understood!?

Yes Sir.

Mr. Sharma, you did not complain
in a long time, it’s no fun.

You are a bachelor, you can
have all the fun in life!

What do you know about
problems of married life?

See that’s why I am a bachelor!

Have you ever thought
about acting?

I am making a Movie.

Just one minute!

See..
I always wanted to be an actor!

But my parents got me married and
made me take care of the shop.

Ok then we will call
you for an audition.

Sir, just once, just
give me one chance.

Sure, my assistant
will be in touch.

Excuse me.

Why?

Why should I excuse you?

Sorry!

You have nothing to be sorry about.
Do you?

I just wanted to
ask where is Mc. D.

What’s in for me?

If I tell you,
what’s in for me?

You are one weird person.

That’s how Film-Makers are.

Are you telling me or
should I ask someone else?

If I tell you would
you act in my Movie?

No!

I’m not kidding I think you
have some serious potential!

What do you do otherwise?

I am a student. And I really
don’t think I can act.

Never say never.

Who knows what’s waiting
for you out there..

What’s your name?

Aastha

So Aastha, how about I
audition you for my movie.

Now?

Ya, our office is
nearby, walk with me.

Ok..

Great!

Me walking with a stranger
for an acting role. Wow!

You won’t regret it.
Trust me.

They say never trust a stranger.

They haven’t met me yet!

So, is this like a short film?

Feature Film.

-Nice. What’s it about?
-Serial killer.

Oh wow! I love those kinds.
Tell me more.

So, it’s about a Film-Maker who picks
up girls from random locations.

Like you just did?

Right.

And then?

Then he takes them to his
house and seduces them.

But we are going to
your office, right?

Oh wait! Is it a
part of your house?

You are very smart.
It would be difficult to kill you.

So how does he seduce them?

Do you think it’s difficult
if the killer looks like me?

Ok, sounds like me?

Look I can’t be seduced ok.

We’ll see.

So how exactly does he approach
the process of seduction?

The world works on a
need based system.

He is sharp and understands
what the victim wants.

And what do I want?

A role in my film?

You really think so?

If you are still with me, you definitely
want something. Don’t you?

Maybe.

What will you do, kill me?

Who says that man?

Believe me they do, now
prepare your lines.

I’ll get you some costumes.

And please act well, protagonist
is already a very bad actor.

We can’t afford two bad
actors in one film.

Protagonist who?

You look nice, let me
give you a belly button.

I can do it myself.

Action.

Thank You.
I hate when my phone dies.

Would you like a cigarette?

-No thanks.
-Oh!

Or a joint?

Speaking with me
is also Harmful?

Injurious?
Oh really?

Oh shit!

Oh really?

Oh really?
Oh really?

What will you do, kill me?

What will you do, kill me?

And Cut!

Aah you can’t act!

I can teach you how to do
this scene in 10 mins. But...

What’s in for me?

This smile will
disappear in a minute!

You should have some vodka,
your life will have some fun!

My life has a lot of fun!

What makes you think
I don’t drink?

Wait, I’ll get it.

Hey! Hello!

Action.

Would you like a cigarette?

No thanks.

Or a joint?

I don’t do anything that
is injurious to health.

Speaking with me is also
injurious to health?

Not to my health,
but definitely to yours.

Oh really?

Trust me, I’m a
very dangerous man!

-What will you do, kill me?
-And Cut!

See I told you it was easy, there
is just this one more thing.

It’s just a Lip Balm.

It’s just a Lip Balm!

Will you act in my film?

-You are so persuasive!
-One has to be, times are tough!

Do you have a boyfriend?

No!

Husband?

Ofcourse not.

What do you think
about polygamy?

Where are you going with this?

Why would I be here with you if
I had someone else in my life.

Just asking, I’ve been told
that Faithfulness is overrated.

Not for me, I’m very
conservative that way.

What is life without principles?

Why are you smiling?

Nothing, you must be hungry,
let me cook something for you.

You eat Non-Veg right?

It has been a month;

He calls me everyday for the
rehearsals of his film.

What will you do kill me?

When will we start shooting?

Why, aren’t you liking
the preparation?

How much more do I
have to prepare?

What’s the hurry, let’s
form the bonding first.

Your bonding is not
formed in a week?

You ask me to come every day!

Till the time base is not
strong, nothing moves forward.

And relationships are like plants,...

...if you don’t water them for
a few days, they die!

Cactus is also a plant,
that doesn’t die!

That’s why it gives thorns!

And cooks for me everyday.

Will your food ever be ready?

Every day you make me read the same
scene, what do you really want to do?

I want to extract the film’s
last scene, from your mind.

You won’t be able to,
there is a problem.

I will be, give it some time.

I’m serious! There is
something in my mind.

-What?
-If I tell you, you will laugh.

No.. no tell me?

There is a worm in my brain!

Hahahaha

Shut up, it’s a
medical condition!

Ooo!!

The worm that you find in cabbage
has crawled to my brain.

What?
You are kidding, right!

See this, it is slowly
eating my brain.

It ate one piece from here.

I really think the
man is innocent!

You are crying because you
think my life was so good,...

...how did I get stuck with him,
how did I find this guy. Isn’t it?

You understand everything without
my uttering a word, isn’t it?

I know I know, now you will
say you love me and all,...

...what can I do
that’s the way I am.

Such a mad boy!

Sorry what?

How you really are, that’s what
exactly I am unable to understand.

No matter how I am, but you are really
a nice girl, I've clearly understood.

Hmm why don’t you
come back here..

What do you feel for me?

I feel connected.
Deeply!

Connection! It is such a
problematic thing, isn’t it?

Where all it happens! This film is
about a similar cross-connection!

You want to hear the story?

One by one girls disappeared,
no clue, no trace.

But just like it happens
with every crime story,...

...one clue is finally found.

Along with the girls, now
even a cop was missing.

A lady cop appears masquerading
as a honey-trap...

...for the man Inspector
meets for the last time.

She thinks she will catch
him in the act.

But that doesn’t happen!

For a month she acts as if
she is in love with him.

Thinking she might find
some evidence.

But that doesn’t happen either.

And one day, he himself
narrates her the story.

By the way, this costume
suits you a lot.

Had there been a gun with it,
it would have felt more real.

Now she is a little scared, she moves
towards her bag to take out her gun.

Aah too late!
Too Late!

Saying this he points
her own gun at her.

Like this!

He reveals that he recognised
her the very first day.

Because of the picture
in police station!

Why did I wait for this
for one whole month!

Think hard, use your brain.

Whatever the worm has left inside
hahaha...

Had I wanted, you’d
have never known!

But love doesn’t
happen out of choice.

Take it. It’s loaded!

It’s loaded!

By the way, your addiction
just doesn’t end at me.

Should I tell you a secret?

That will decide the destiny
of film’s last scene.

You won’t kill me without knowing
what happens to those girls right?

If I die, who will cook
such tasty food for you?

What will you do, Kill me?

You won’t be able to kill
me, give back the gun now.

I am thinking of
quitting non-veg again!

See this, Rohit clicked it.

I miss him a lot man!

They say never trust a stranger!

It’s very addictive,
now I am an addict!

Search for a wife who is also into
girls, then both can eat together!

Darkness is not Black!

Had Ravana won, he would have
been the hero of Ramayana!

I don't like incomplete
stories either,...

...but who knows if any story
has an end at all!?

"This game is beyond “Sam Dam Dand Bhed”
(“Peace, Wealth, Punishment, Secrets”)"

"What kind of a kurukshetra
(War-zone) is this?"

"What sort of mask has
death put on today?"

"This game is beyond “Sam Dam Dand Bhed”
(“Peace, Wealth, Punishment, Secrets”)"

"No matter Krishna or Arjuna, Everything
is in the frequency of the third eye!"

"Lion has no fear of Massacre, he
has the blessings of Lord Shiva!"

"Lion has no fear of Massacre, he
has the blessings of Lord Shiva!"

"Eyes, Features, Body, Attire; Mind
is the ultimate weapon of all."

"Eyes, Features, Body, Attire; Mind
is the ultimate weapon of all."

"Only upon carving a path from the
obstacle, warrior’s life is empowered."

"No confusion in Trust,
trust ends world ends!"

"No confusion in Trust,
trust ends world ends!"