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Can you think of any better way to spend our lives?

Dude, I can't even think.

Has my heart stopped beating?

Keep flicking.

LISTEN, GUM, BALL, THE WORLD,

WILL END IN 24 HOURS, SO LOOK FOR THE SIGNS

That was strange.

Yeah.

Keep flicking.

THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR!

For our discount sale, so hurry up.

That's weird. Where do you think all those birds are going?

What?

You want my sandwich?

Here, you can have it.

Please let me go!

Okay, there's something going on here.

Yeah, first there was this weird message from the TV.

Then, the weird guy with the sign.

And now the animals are acting weird.

What's going on?

Greetings organic units,

would you be interested in signing up for the science club excursion

to watch the solar eclipse in exactly 24 hours?

24 hours?

Uh, what exactly happens in a solar eclipse?

The Sun will be engulfed by the Moon and the world

will be thrust into complete and unnatural darkness.

Whoa, uh, and uh, is this gonna be like... like a bad thing?

Well, the Mayans believed that it would signify the end of the world,

but, of course, that was before the advent of science.

THE END OF THE WORLD!!

Yes, but obviously, it's just primitive nonsense...

IN 24 HOURS!!

Please let me finish...

WE'RE DOOMED!!

I'll take that as a "yes".

24 HOURS?! Oh, this is horrible!

All the things I wanted to do in my life, all my plans...

Ruined! RUINED!!!

You know, I've been thinking...

24 hours is actually quite a lot of time.

Hey, you're right!

I mean, how many minutes are there in an hour?

Like 60?

So, that's like 60 times 24, which is...

Three billion seconds!

That's like ages!

We've got to make every second count!

You know, Darwin, I've never asked you, what do you wanna do with your life?

What are your hopes and dreams? Who is Darwin Watterson?

Well, I guess, that makes me happy is helping other people

who are less fortunate than ourselves due the circumstances beyond their control.

So I'd like to start a charity for...

Where are you going?

Dude, I don't think the end of the world is time to get charitable.

And besides, you're getting a kind of boring.

I think we're better off doing some of the things I wanna do.

Darwin, what are we doing here?

Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home and feed our children in the future.

Darwin! There is no future!

We need to make the most of it right now!

No listening some baboon drone on about algebra!

Gumball, this is biology.

Oh, who cares?! It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny!

I’ve got a surprise for you today, children.

A surprise test!

Well, I’ve got a surprise for you!

I’m not gonna do the test because...

It’s the end of the world, and nothing matters anymore!

Not even this!

How's that for a surprise?

So, come on, everybody, let’s turn our last day on Earth

into the biggest... party... EVER!

OK, on second thoughts, spending three hours

on detention wasn't the best use of our time.

I'm gonna be late for my wedding now.

Wedding?

Yes Darwin, my wedding.

By the power of the banana, it is my duty to ask

if there's anyone here that has any reason why

Gumball and Penny should not be joined in marriage.

Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Actually, I've got more than one reason.

Firstly, I'm 12 and so are you.

Secondly, you didn't even propose to me,

you're just trying to marry me in the school corridor.

Hey, guys!

Happy wedding!

And finally, this is not a wedding ring.

It's a bagel.

But you know what?

That shouldn't stop you for asking me again in 20 years.

Oh, but you don't have 20 years.

Shhh... I love her too much to let her know the truth.

Hey, wanna get married?

Gumball, why do you have a perm?

It's just something I've always wanted to do.

So, mom, under normal circumstances, how long do you reckon I'm going to live for?

Well, your grandfather lived to be 102, so I wouldn't worry sweetie.

Hmm. That's at least 90 more birthday presents.

Mom, I'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse:

I wanna combine all of my birthday presents in one manageable lump present.

So, can I have a pony after dinner?

What are you laughing at?

Nothing.

Do you want a tutu with that?

If I get you a pony, you'll get bored of it in a day.

Not an issue.

Okay... I'll get you a pony.

Thank you, finally!

As soon as your father starts laying golden eggs.

I haven't given up yet!

All right. I was going to spare you, guys, but...

Okay...

This morning, the TV spoke to me, and here's what it said,

"Dark times are upon us...

burns everything it touches to ash".

So, basically, there's gonna be the solar eclipse, and...

it's gonna be the end of the world.

No one believes us.

Have you tried to do something about it?!

Well, Gumball got a perm and tried to get married.

I mostly ate ice-cream on a roller-coaster.

That's not what I'm talking about!

We need to plan our survival!

Apocaly-dips or not,

the Wattersons will LIVE ON!!!

Come on, come on! We need to go faster!!

Dad, I think you need to take the handbrake off.

GOOD IDEA!

Dad, you're in reverse.

CORRECT!

LET'S WALK!

First thing to do in an emergency is to panic and buy everything you can.

Hey! No running in the supermarket.

Ok! Let's race walk.

This is pretty effective.

Well, it's an Olympic event, you know?

Now, you grab as much food as possible!

AH! Queue! We don't have time for that!

Look dad! The self-service aisle!

Unexpected items in the bagging area.

Please try scanning it more slowly.

Insufficient scanning speed. Please try scanning faster.

A little bit faster.

A little bit faster.

A little bit faster.

Scan successful.

YES!

Item unrecognized.

Unexpected item in cranium area. Please rescan.

Insufficient scanning speed.

Hey! Come back here! You didn't pay for that!

Dad, is this really necessary?

Absolutely. In every disaster movie I've ever

seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.

Richard, that's not a bunker. It's a toilet.

C'mon, guys. Think outside the box.

This's got everything we need: a toilet, a...

I don't think we're all going to fit in there.

We have to.

Dad, for the last time, there won't be any apocalypse.

It's just an eclipse.

Apocaly-gyps, apocaly-clips...

It's all the same smarty-pants.

I think this might be easier if you left the TV outside.

Nicole, you're describing a world I do not wish to live in.

I'll sacrifice myself.

Look, honey, why don't you and the boys stay in here