Original subtitles

No hands!

Look, Gumball. What’s really going on here?

Oh, Arthur. Who am I kidding?

I’m not having as much fun as I’ve been making out.

All I can think of is Darwin!

Go to him!

Your best buddy is about to play computer games

with someone who’s rich, athletic, multi-colored and a good listener!

He’ll never play Dodge or Dare with you again!

They will be best friends forever and I’ll just be a memory!

I have to get my best buddy back!

But it’s too late!

Dude, it’s never too late for friendship!

Yes! I’ll never forget you, Adam!...

Andrew?...

Alice?

Hey, kid, please lend me your bike! I’m about to lose my best friend!

Okay! 50 bucks!

20 bucks!

70!

Get out of the way!

I can’t!

Get out of the way!

I’m a brick wall!

Hey, Max, what’s all the commotion?

Hey, kid, you can’t go that way!

No time!

I wish... I'd listened... back then.

Feel like I’m missing something...

Missing something? What?

Ah, never mind. I already forgot.

By the power of friendship!

Oh, man....

Gosh darn it!

All because of those stupid ants and their stupid cookie!

This is all their fault!

"Uoo! Look at me! I’m a third ant!"

Those stupid, stupid ants!

Woo! Made it to the top!

I’m coming for you, buddy! Hold on...

Where’s Darwin?!

What did you do with my friend?!

Uh... He’s in the garden... I think...

Gumball!

Dude, I’m outside.

I can’t believe you were gonna play computer game with Tobias.

But you played Dodge or Dare with someone else.

It didn’t mean anything. I don’t even like Adam.

Alan.

No, whatever.

Best friends?

Forever!

Hey guys, shall I plug in a third controller, or what?

No!

What do you wanna do today Gumball?

I'm waiting right here for mom to drive me to "Elmore Senior Talent Show".

Mr. Robinson's headlining.

But it doesn't start for another ten hours.

And you're not invited.

I don't care!

Tonight's the biggest night of Mr. Robinson's life and I have to be there!

Tonight's the night, Margaret.

This town is finally going to see the real Gaylord Robinson.

Why can't you ever be happy for me?...

There he is now!

Save yourselves! It's too late for me!

Just get over on the sidewalk, dude.

Please remember me, guys, so I'll always be alive in your heart.

Oh, for crying out loud...!

My whole life is flashing before my eyes!

And it's boring!

Darn kids.

You saved my life, Mr. Robinson!

I didn't save your life.

I just didn't run you over!

NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!!

No way. I am not leaving your side until I've saved your life in return.

Get off my car!

I'll never...ever...leave...your...side!

Don't make me shout at you.

I gotta save my voice for tonight.

Oh, dear Universe above me, thank you for the gift of Mr. Robinson.

I swear on my life, I will repay this debt.

What did he say?

I don't know. Whose turn is it, anyway?

Hmm, mine. I spy with my lil' eye...

Well, Margaret, since you won't take care of my precious instrument,

I'll get the cough drops myself...

What are you doing here?

I'm here to save your life!

Not today of all days.

Just get away from me kid. I mean it!

Here they are.

Antiseptic action...

What's this hazardous object doing in the middle of the floor?

Mr. Robinson can trip over it.

There. Safely out of the way.

What?! No!

Mr. Robinson!

He's out cold!

Now's my chance to save him!

Step aside. I know CPR.

No, no!

I sure hope that hasn't affected my vocal cords.

Mr. Robinson, you're choking!

Gumball! What the...?

That's my heart...

So, I saved your life, right?

NO, you darn nearly ended it! Now leave me alone!

A healthy glow will make me look my best for tonight.

Mr. Robinson! Oh, no! I'm too late!

Why wasn't I here to save you? Why?!

No! NO! I refuse to let you go!

He looks so peaceful...

CLEAR!

What do you think you're doing?!

I'm bringing you back to life!

But I was alive!

Better safe than sorry!

Welcome home, Mr. Robinson! I booby trapped your front door!

Why?

To protect you from intruders.

All you have to do is ring the doorbell, like so...

Wait! Why would an intruder...

Are you okay?

Listen, kid. This is the most important night of my life.

I’m gonna shine... like a star!

And I don't want you around to ruin it!

But I've gotta be there! To save your life!

Just leave me alone, kid. Just leave me alone!

I'll never repay my debt to Mr. Robinson...

I failed you, Universe!

Poor Gumball...

What can we do to help him?

I got an idea!

I said throw near him, not at him!

Ow! Oh, it's so painful. Oh man, that hurts.

Ow, I'll try to walk it off! Ow! Bad idea!

There's a note tied to it!

Let's see... Mr. Robinson will be...

assenominated...

assisanattatted...

assasina-ta-ta...

Assassinated!

...assassinated at the talent show! This is terrible!

No, wait...

This is what I've been waiting for!

Mr. Robinson!

Well, Margaret, it's nice that you finally

decided to show your support for me tonight.

What do you mean you're only coming to see me fail?

Mr. Robinson! You can't go to the talent show tonight!

YOU'RE GONNA BE ASSASSINA...!

He's so brave.

Take it away Bert!

Wake up!

Ok, Darwin, here's the plan.

We drop heavy sand bags near Mr. Robinson.

Gumball will notice and push him out of the way,

just in time to save his life.

Got it?

Got it! We drop these heavy sand bags on to Mr. Robinson's head.

No! We don't actually hit Mr. Robinson.

Hit Mr. Robinson. Ok, I understand.

Maybe I should try reverse psychology.

Ok, Darwin: the plan is we drop all this stuff at Mr. Robinson's head.

That's what I've just said.

Just do what I do.

Oh, man...

And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you, please,

welcome to the stage our second and final act,

Mr. Gaylord Robinson!

Good luck, dad!

Up til' now, my life's been good. Treated me well, I can't complain.

Met a woman, raised the kid and every day just felt the same.

But there's something deep inside of me that always wanted to be free.

And now I think the time is right...

to show you what I mean!

♪ I wanna sing! ♪ ♪ I wanna dance! ♪

♪ I wanna touch the sky with my own two hands! ♪

♪ If I sing to the world, it'll set me free, and let me be who I wanna be! ♪

♪ Dance, dance and sing! ♪ ♪ I'm gonna give it my everything! ♪

What's he doing?

I don't know, but it's pretty good.

Now it's our chance to "assassinate" him!

♪ ...as I whisk you off to a wonderland! ♪

♪ I'll hip-hop and jive with my heart and my soul! ♪

Did Gumball see any of that?

♪ ...down to the bump, to the rock and the roll, I'll... ♪

Maybe, he'll notice the trapdoor.

♪ I'll fly like a bird if you set me free! ♪

♪ Like a skylark on the wing, or a rosebud in the spring, ♪

♪ like a gangster and his bling, like fish bait from a sling, ♪

♪ like a puppet with no string, like an English feudal king! ♪

♪ Like all those kinds of wonderful, wonderful, things! ♪

Show yourself, assassin, and fight like a man!

Let's try the special effects!

Under the seats?

Whoa, who is this guy?

That's my dad!

ROCK ON, DUDE!

♪ I wanna be free... ♪

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. Robinson!

Please, come with me now. It's not safe here!

No! Go away!

Oh my gosh!

You really did... save my life.

BUT THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE YOU FOR RUINING MY PERFORMANCE!

Hurray!

Awesome, Mr. Robinson!

Way to go, dad! Bravo!

Thank you, everybody! Thank you!

Thank you so much! I don't deserve all of this.

Thank you! Thank you! I love you!

And your love means so much to me...

Thank you, infinite Universe for sending us our very own star:

Mr. Robinson!

Thank you, everybody!

I love you! You put me where I'm today! Thank you so much...

Oh, no! I think we squished Mr. Robinson!

Nah, he's Ok. Let's go home.