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Hey.

I'm sorry, am I bothering you?

No, Count Mildrew. I'm just...

Mourning the loss of your mother?

I understand.

It's been a hard week, but I'm--

There's no need to be strong.

Deal with your feelings.

We will handle everything else.

Uh, Princess? Uh, I mean, Queen Moon?

There's a... a situation...

in the... in the situation room.

I swear it wasn't my orders!

You shut up during your confession!

Mina.

What is going on?

What is going on?

According to this dingus here,

one of his mooks lammed-off with half an army,

and they're the ones who put your mama in a wooden nightgown.

Ya know, they, uh...

They put her on ice.

Uh, drapes down in funtown.

Thank you, Mina.

Sorry about your mama.

The queen and I were about to sign a peace treaty

when one of my generals went rogue.

Rogue wha

He's known as... The Lizard.

Sorry. "The Lizard"

-Dude, don't laugh. -Shut it, both of you!

Put this guy in the caboose and let's croak those toads!

I think we should go to war!

Now is not the time.

And her magic isn't strong enough for war yet.

Especially against the lizards.

They're indestructible.

We need to go to war!

We need to sign the peace treaty!

Yelling feels really good right now!

Maybe we should let Moon decide?

She is the Queen.

She just lost her mother, River.

She needs time with her feelings.

I am the queen now, so I will make the decision.

My decision...

is that I will make a decision at dawn.

Ugh. Why did I say "decision" so many times?

Queen Moon! I'm sorry I spoke out of place.

I got you something.

Uh... what is this?

It's an apology meat.

It's how we Johanssons apologize.

It was a relief to know someone believed in me.

Thank you.

Hey! Anytime, pal!

Did I just call the queen "pal"?

Ugh! Oh, apology meat, what am I going to do?

Oh, Glossy, are you okay?

No!

Your mama's gone!

I know.

And she's never coming back!

No, she isn't.

And I really liked her, too.

I know you're upset-- so am I--

but, right now, I really need your help.

Things are bad.

I-- I have to decide between signing a peace treaty

or waging a war.

Oh, yeah...

that.

I don't know, just pick one.

Sure it'll work out.

That's not helpful at all.

Yeah, you're probably right.

I'm in no condition to give advice.

If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go cry in your mama's chapter.

Eclypsa's been crystalized for hundreds of years.

I've got no idea what's gonna happen when we open this up.

I can handle it.

Hoo. Okay, I'm out.

Call if you need me.

Oh, my gosh, I killed her!

B... 4.

What?

B... 4

"Before"?

Before what?

B...

4.

Oh, wait. You want the candy?

B4, B4, B4, B4!

O...kay.

Aah!

Mmm mmm mmm!

How long have I been here?

Uh, like, 300 years.

300 years?

So, you're the new queen?

Yes, what of it?

Well, it's just you're far too young to be queen, unless...

Oh, no.

Unless, your mother, is she...?

I see.

I lost my mother, too, when I was not much older than you.

Ever since Mom... um, since I became queen,

everybody's been looking to me to end the war

and make all these big decisions,

but I'm just a kid!

I can't decide the fate of Mewni!

I can't even decide which boy I like!

I know how you feel.

But that's not why I'm here.

I need you to teach me one of the spells from your Forbidden Chapter.

Forbidden? Is that what they're calling my chapter?

Yeah, sorry, I didn't name it.

But the point is I need a spell

that can destroy something that's immortal.

Are you sure that's what you want?

It's my only hope.

Well, the spell you seek requires a magical contract.

I can give it to you,

but once your enemy is killed,

you must give me something in return.

Okay, what do you want?

My freedom.

What?

Oh, I know it's a lot to ask.

But I've just been here so long.

All by myself.

I want to buy my own chocolate.

Or those little shrink-wrapped muffins at the bottom. Mm!

But these are Rhombulus' crystals.

I can't free you.

A contract between two queens is stronger than any crystal.

Now, do you want to learn the spell?

Come close. Now...

And aim it directly at his heart.

What was that for?

I'm just doing my job, Your Majesty.

Evil queen, gotta freeze it.

She didn't seem so evil.

The queen is late.

Look!

She's gone mad with grief!

She was so young!

She's not dead yet, you fool!

Uh, can we help you?

I wish to speak to the general.

Silence!

Hello, Princess.

I presume you're the one they call "The Lizard"?

Yes, but you may call me...

Toffee.

Toffee? How is that any better?

What do you want?

I want you and your army to leave immediately,

or face the consequences.

Your mom couldn't defeat us, and neither can you!

I was hoping you'd say that.

We're not afraid of your little girl magic!

We're invincible! Just watch!

No, wait! I already know about the--

-Ugh!

I call the darkness unto me.

From deepest depths of earth and sea.

From ancient evils unawoken,

break the one that can't be broken.

To blackest night, I pledge my soul

and crush my heart to burning coal.

To summon forth a deathly power,

to see my hated foe devoured.

Aah!

Enough of this.

Have you learned nothing?

It's not growing back!

Queen Moon! You did it!

Oh, my gosh! River!

Thank you.

What did you just do?

I did my job!

And as your queen, I will continue to do my job

of protecting this kingdom.

I will hunt down the remains of the monster army

and scatter them without country or leadership.

Now, are there any questions?

I didn't think so.

♪ She's a princess Winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep The lights on ♪

♪ Oh, there goes a shining star ♪

♪ Evil won't deter her ♪

♪ 'Cause magic Flows through her ♪

♪ She is a shining star ♪