Original subtitles

[Huckleberry] Welcome to Jellystone,

the greatest town in the whole wide world.

We got the best trees.

We got the best grass.

-We got the best buildings. -[slurping]

[Huckleberry] We got tables with, and without shade.

Ain't that just the best?

The best sidewalks.

More grass.

Can we get another glamor shot of that?

Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Come to Jellystone.

It's the best...

that we can do.

And I want this promotional video

-to be as good as possible. -[Snagglepuss snoring]

So, Snagglepuss, you're the media master.

Give me your honest feedback.

[snoring]

What? What? I'm awake! Who said the video was boring?

You did. In your sleep.

Like, six times.

Oh, well, I guess the cat's out of the bag.

Huck, that's the most boring promo I've ever seen.

Oh, no!

Well, if I can't make a video that tells a compelling story,

how will people know

that Jellystone is the most wonderful,

charming, and happy place in the whole dang world?

[kisses]

Hey, boss, did you see this video?

It's got over a million views!

[beeps]

[funky music playing]

[sneezes]

[sneezes]

Whoa! I'm so fired up, and I don't know why!

This is the kind of attention-grabbing style we need!

Well, I don't know about that.

I counted like... zero shots of grass.

Trust me on this, Huck. I think we found our director.

[sharpening scalpel]

Careful, Doctor.

If you're off by even a millimeter,

he'll be speaking French for the rest of his life!

Don't pressure him, Cindy.

Yogi, just be yourself and have fun.

We've been operating for seven hours!

Can't we take a break?

No, Boo Boo. We swore an oath to heal.

As long as I'm a doctor,

there's nothing that will get in the way of that.

-[cell phone ringing] -Hello?

So long, suckers! [laughs]

Yogi Bear's gonna make a movie! Whoo!

[machine beeping]

Au revoir, Yogi.

Where is that bear?

Why, it's already been 15 seconds.

Imagine this.

A story. Characters. Moments.

I love moments.

Adventures! Wonder!

[all exclaiming] Ooh!

Defeat...

[all] Aw!

...and success!

[Mr. Jinx and Snagglepuss] Yay!

[Huckleberry] Bravo. Bravo, sir.

Yogi Bear, this is exactly what we need

to show how great Jellystone is.

Let's make ourselves a movie.

[intense music playing]

[narrator] When his home is destroyed

by an army from another world...

[roaring]

A lone warrior hero named Yoh-Gee

travels through time to claim his revenge.

Armed with nothing but a shredded bod

and a degree from Hons Jopkins University,

When the aliens come knocking for more...

[taunting] Nya Nya Nya.

Boo-Bot! Attack!

Boo-Bot! Attack!

[Boo Boo] Yogi, I can't see anything!

-[robot alien powering down] -[intense music stops]

-Cut! Cut! Let's reset. -[bell ringing]

Back to one, people.

What is this?

That's lunch.

And remember people, that's a hard three hours.

Yogi, can I talk to you for a sec?

What happened to the simple story about Jellystone's charm?

The landmarks, the happy people, the grass?

Now how much is this costing us?

A huge volcanic crater in the middle of town?

A giant robot?

-A full symphony! -[instrumental music playing]

This has all got to go!

[plays sad tune]

I hear your concern, and I promise you now,

you have nothing to worry about.

Okay, that's a relief.

-[earpiece beeps] -Sorry, I was talking to my agent.

Oh, by the way,

I'm gonna blow up that old pickle factory in act three.

Hope that's cool. Thanks.

[gasps] Not the beloved pickle factory!

Pickles are my favorite!

And explosions are my least favorite.

Oh, lookie here. I'm having a meltdown.

Ah, boss, it's not that bad.

I think you should try to relax and trust Yogi's vision.

Why don't you take a leisurely stroll through town?

That always helps you relax.

Well, maybe I am overthinking all this--

-[machines whirring] -[hammering]

I need two walruses to head to casting, stat!

Oh, look at her go! My little girl is the star!

Oh, no. Is the whole town working on this?

Why are so many people getting involved?

And how are we paying for all this?

Nice job on those black movie bars, fellas.

Thank you.

This is out of control!

[panting] Huck! I need to talk to ya!

My earlier relaxed tone was very misleading.

Yogi's blown the entire town budget!

We're gonna have to cut funding for everything!

Schools! Libraries! The Cryo-yard!

We'll even have to cut funding for the trees!

[gasps] What about... the grass?

We'll have to cut that, too!

[angrily] Oh, no!

Yogi, please, you've gotta stop this.

This is supposed to be about Jellystone's greatness.

Its charm, its natural beauty.

Oh.

Aw, Mr. Mayor, are you okay?

I don't understand it, Mr. Jinx.

He just won't listen to me.

Oh, I was afraid this would happen.

He's too into his character.

This movie is all that's real to him anymore.

Well, then, I know what needs to be done.

Mr. Jinx, set up a meeting with me and wardrobe.

It's time I... get into character.

Dang, you guys keep nailing that timing!

[Yoh-Gee panting]

Evil Lord Huckleberry.

I should have known you would have come.

It is, after all, the final act.

Yoh-Gee, I'm here to shut you down.

Hey, wait! Here's an idea.

Let's throw that anime filter on this scene!

Oh, yeah! Love that!

Let's keep on rolling!

[in Japanese]

[laughing]

[in Japanese]

[Huckleberry speaking Japanese]

[Yogi speaking Japanese]

[screaming]

[both screaming]

Why this taking so long?

It's the anime buildup.

[swords clashing]

[intense music playing]

[in Japanese]

[Huckleberry screaming]

[Yogi chuckling]

[Huckleberry] Hmm.

[in Japanese]

[in Japanese]

[Yogi laughing]

Oh, that was a perfect fight!

You really got into character, Huck.

Uh, Yogi, what are you doing with that?

It's act three, baby. Time for the big kaboom!

-[Huckleberry] No! -[Yogi laughs maliciously]

Oh, my gosh, it's happening! Pickle-geddon!

[chuckles softly] I really love that this isn't wet right now.

Oh, come on, man! Really? Like, why?

-[people screaming] -[fisherman] Gross.

Huh? What? What the...

[shivering]

[laughing] That was perfect!

Caveman, we get all that on camera?

We got it all! Ha-ha!

Wait, should red light be on?

Oh. Me got none of it.

Let's reset back to one, every--

[Huckleberry] No, Yogi, stop!

That's enough.

Everyone, please, you have to listen to me.

This crazy movie stuff ain't what Jellystone is about.

It is so much more than that.

It's a town that gets blown up week after week.

That gets rebuilt by the efforts

of our tireless citizens.

And we have grass!

C'est magnifique.

-[all cheering] -Whoo-hoo! Jellystone! Yeah!

Mr. Jinx, I think we have our video.

[people cheering]

Well, that went pretty--

Uh, should I stop recording?

[funky music playing]

Jellystone...

...will always...

...be...

home.

What? You said you wanted a video.

[Huckleberry farting in video]

[theme music playing]