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[theme music playing]

[tires screeching]

Oh, the boredom! It has struck me like lightning.

Bleh!

Fancy Fancy, we just started playing.

Oh, no! Now the boredom is killing me. Double bleh!

Dibs on his cheese board.

Hey, cuties, what's up?

We're playing soccer.

I can see that. Dibs on his cheese board.

[tires screeching]

Well, well, well. What did our lucky pothole bring us today?

Looks like we now have fresh...

...fish sticks to sell to the people of Jellystone.

I don't know, TC.

Says here they all expired in 2015.

[chuckles] Expired? No, no, no, no, no.

My dear Benny, that just means they're vintage.

[whooshes]

[chuckles] Oh, yeah. Look here.

Looks totally fine.

Do you actually think we could sell loose fish sticks to people?

Of course, Brain.

We have the best group of scammers a cat could ask for.

Oh, gosh. I'm gonna blush.

Not like now, but at some point.

Aaaaah!

No, Spooky, no! Those are for the customers.

This is the perfect solution to my boredom.

How much are we selling for? Three dollars? Four dollars each?

Are you kidding me?

I keep telling you guys, these are vintage.

[grunts] We are gonna sell these bad boys at $11 apiece.

[gasps]

And we'll say whatever we need to get them sold.

We will lie. We will befuddle.

We will bamboozle and we will make cash. [cash register dings]

Who's with me?

[all exclaiming]

I love being excited.

[thuds] Oh, woe!

Woe is me. My favorite leg. It is ruined beyond repair.

[gasps] But wait, I forgot I had my magic cure-all fish stick.

Magic cure-all fish sticks?

[chomping] [exclaiming in delight]

Look at that, my leg is cured!

-[all applauding] -Wow, that is amazing.

[Fancy Fancy] All right. Well, who wants one?

Well, I don't think I need one of those.

No, my legs are fine.

Oh, sure. You might be all right now,

but you should be prepared for absolutely everything.

[all clamoring]

You smell bad.

Eat one of these and you'll smell like a daffodil.

Daffodils? Err, I'd rather smell like lavender.

Uh, no.

[scribbling] Did you see the papers?

Everyone hates lavender.

The papers? That must be true.

-I'll take a dozen. -Oh, no.

The papers say buying only a dozen is unlucky.

Uh, okay. Two dozen.

[exclaims nervously] Three dozen.

[Benny giggling]

[continues giggling]

Hey, what do you got there?

Oh, I was just talking to my best friend.

Oh, wow. Can I meet them?

Gotcha! What you got in your hand?

-[whimpering] Me? -[squeaking]

[static buzzing]

I'll take seven.

These will make your hair grow back.

You'll find your missing sock.

Oh, I don't know. Girls will like you, I suppose.

I'll take 'em all!

Well, look at that.

I think it's safe to say that our work here is done.

-[chomping] -[chewing noisily]

[groans]

[retches] [moaning]

Meep!

[gasps] Everyone, listen to me.

Don't eat the... the...

Oh! Hey, a fish stick. [chomps]

Meep!

[all meeping]

Meep!

I'm gonna need me a little girl sized fish tank.

Meep!

Yippie! Yahoo, hooray! [sniffs]

[sighs] Oh, that's... that smells awful.

-Why did I do that? -Ho, ho, ho!

[hisses]

Benny, I don't know if a beard suits you.

Why I never.

Choo Choo, check out these sneakers I'm totally buying.

See? They look like macaroni.

And look, it's only $8.

But the immediate shipping option is $8,000.

-[clicks] -[whooshes]

I love having money.

Can you guys please keep it down?

Me and the cash just need some alone time together.

Meep!

Hey, now. Come on now. What did I just say?

Meep.

Dang, TC. Who's that?

Probably just wants more fish sticks.

Yo, go home. We're sold out.

Oh, looks like there's uh...

[softly] One, two... Two of them now.

Oh, wow! Looks like there's more.

[softly] One, two, three...

All right, I'll go handle this.

Listen, my fishy friends.

-Can... -[meeping]

Oh no! Help! They're so slippery.

[sighs in exasperation] Oh no. They're really dumb too.

And they'll eat anything.

Spit that out. This is my framed caterpillar portrait.

Everyone back up.

I got this.

-[thudding] -[continues meeping]

Oh hey, TC. Did you see what Choo Choo did?

I hacked the floor.

[groaning] Oh, thank you, Choo Choo.

Can someone please tell me who they were?

Yeah, I think it's the townsfolks.

But they have fish heads now.

Well, as long as those freaky fishes

are behind that wall, that ain't our problem.

Spooky, can you please pass me a soda?

Meep! [thudding]

Oh no!

Spooky? How could this have happened?

Oh, is it like, uh, zombie logic?

Maybe a fish bit her like this. [gnawing]

[spitting]

Spooky ate a fish stick.

The fish sticks we sold must have turned everyone's heads into fish heads.

Oh, wait, wait.

This was our fault!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

This was not our fault.

No way.

Who would have known those fish sticks were bad?

Well, actually, the expiration date on the box of fish sticks was years...

[chuckles nervously] Don't even worry.

I have a great idea of what we should do next.

We will whip up a cure for Spooky ourselves.

Then we'll sell the cure to the fish-headed townsfolk,

and score a few extra bones for us cats.

Do you know what I'm saying?

-Everybody like it? -[all cheering]

[Fancy Fancy] Hooray!

Here, Spooky. I bet the cure is lip balm.

-Meep! -Okay, no difference.

Here's your lip balm back, Benny.

Oh, thanks, Brain. [smacks lips]

Maybe the cure is love.

Spooky, I will never let you go.

-Meep! -No. [screaming]

I bet the cure is, uh, lip balm.

-[Brain] We already tried that. -Dang it!

Here's your lip balm back, Benny.

[Benny] Oh, wow. You know, everybody's got such dry lips today.

[meeping]

Nothing works as a dang cure. Nothing!

All we have left is this... [exclaims]

...tomato bisque.

Tomato bisque?

Yeah, tomato bisque.

-Well, down the hatch. -[gurgling]

[gasps] Spooky! You're cured.

I wonder why tomato bisque worked?

It's like they say, "Tomato bisque cures the soul."

Well, as the alley's finest chef,

we are gonna need you to make the largest pot

of tomato bisque you've ever seen!

We are about to make the score of a lifetime. [cash register dings]

Eleven dollars.

Got yourself a piping hot cup of tomato bisque.

It'll even cure you of that fish headiness you got there...

[yelping]

Okay. New plan. [chuckles nervously]

So we gotta get them the heck out of here.

So we will cure them for f... [straining]

[stuttering]

-[continues stuttering] -Free?

Wow, that is a hard word to say.

A lot of syllables.

[tires screeching]

All right, let's bisque those fish.

[triumphant music playing]

[whizzing]

[pops]

[triumphant music continues]

This area is clear! Spooky, move us around.

[engine revving]

-[popping] -[thudding]

[engine accelerating]

Everyone, keep at it.

Hey, uh, should we slow down for the speed bump?

For the what?

[all screaming]

[meeping]

Oh, no! They must still be hungry.

My squirters are toast and we're like, out of bisque.

-Meep. -[chuckles nervously]

They're not actually going to eat us, right?

-Meep! -[exclaiming in horror]

I would taste delicious in a sandwich

Oh, TC! Oh, what are we going to do?

You gotta save us.

All right, everyone, don't panic.

We just need some more bisque.

[meeping]

Hey, good news. It's only $8.

[Brain] Oh, make sure you select [beeps] the immediate shipping.

[exclaims] $80,000!

But that's all our dollars.

No, no, no, no.

Come on, TC. You can do it. Do it for your friends.

Oh, no. Like help.

[straining]

[whimpering]

Did someone order a tomato bisque?

[gasps] TC! You got more bisque!

I think we have some... unfinished bisque-ness. [splashing]

[popping]

-[screaming] -[spits]

[indistinct chatter]

You know, gang, I learned a valuable lesson today.

Is it that you can't put a price on friendship?

Nope. It's that I love money.

Look what I found behind the dumpster.

[bottles clinking] Pure vintage milk.

Only $11 a bottle.

Everybody loves milk, right?

[Top Cat] Step right up. Hey, no pushing. No pushing, guys.

-[popping] -[mooing]

[Benny] Oh, no, no no! TC, these expired in 2006.

-[popping continues] -[mooing]