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[phone dialing]

-[line ringing] -Rise and shine, Yogi.

It's time to get up.

-[Yogi yawns] -Have a blessed day now.

That's everyone.

Huckleberry, sir, I got some good news.

The lab results are in and, uh, your cholesterol levels are looking great.

Oh, well, that's just lovely.

And to celebrate, I got you a little surprise.

Come on in.

Did anyone order a consumable avocado arrangement?

Oh, my stars!

Jellystone's most famous wrestler, The Funky Phantom!

[bell dinging on TV]

[commentator] Who's gonna win the championship belt?

Will it be Mighty Mightor?

I am Mightor.

[commentator] Or will it be The Funky Phantom?

I'm ready to get funky!

Yeah! Go, Funky.

[commentator] Mightor is tossing the Phantom to the ropes.

This doesn't look good. Where'd he go?

-[Mighty Mightor grunting] -[bell dinging]

Looks like officials are taking Funky Phantom out of the ring.

The Phantom's dream of winning that belt ended tonight, folks.

Well, I guess I'm sad.

[gasps]

Let's hurry this up, buddy.

We've got ten minutes before these avocados turn brown.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry

for my manners,

Mr. Funky Phantom.

I'm your biggest fan.

It's always nice to meet a fan of avocado arrangements.

No, I meant your wrestling career.

Hey, can I show you something?

Sure.

Oops, wrong one.

After you.

Now, this is where I keep my prized wrestling collectibles.

Jinks says it's a man cave, but I like to think of it as a man museum.

Wow! A mint condition poster.

Delicious. [gasps]

What's this?

Oh, I made that belt myself for your last title match.

The one I lost.

As you know, I never wrestled again.

Well, hey.

How about I set up a little wrestling tournament?

You can do all your old classic moves.

Have some fun.

Think of it as a chance to redeem yourself

in front of a crowd of cheering fans.

Hmm. Do you know what? It could be fun.

As long as I get to advertise my avocado arrangements, too.

Av-of course-so.

Heh-heh.

[bell dinging]

[Snagglepuss] Welcome to the Jellystone Wrestle Rumble.

We've got a special night for everyone

featuring some incredible wrestlers.

I am the one and only Snagglepuss.

And I am the expendable Mildew Wolf.

Very excited to be working with you, Snag.

And to be working at all, in fact.

It's been a tough couple of decades.

Spare me.

This tournament marks The Funky Phantom's long-awaited come back.

Tonight The Phantom of Funk will face off

against one of Jellystone's most available wrestlers.

Who will win the title belt?

The Fabric Maverick, Lady Danger,

or perhaps the very heavyweight newcomer,

Dr. Pain?

Prognosis: you're going down.

Oh, hey, that's me on the big screen.

It sure is, Yogi. Now, focus.

You know this night is important to Funky, right?

Oh, right.

Because he lost his big match back in the olden days.

So no matter what,

we all have to let him win tonight.

Okay, yeah. Sure, sure, sure.

I'm just glad to be out of the hospital.

Everyone there's always so sick.

Great. Great. Keep it up.

-Hey, are you famous? -Can I have an autograph?

Who are you?

Uh, are you lost?

-Hey, go on now, scram. -[all giggling]

Now, isn't this great?

The perfect setting for you to fix the past.

I'm a bundle of nerves.

Just look at my pecs.

Oh, you and your pecs are gonna do just fine.

Oh, shoot. I gotta start the show.

Hiya, folks.

Tonight's a very special wrestling night.

My best friend and current father figure,

The Funky Phantom, is here!

Are you guys prepared to start the rumbling portion of the event?

[crowd cheering]

[Snagglepuss] Entering the stage are Cutie and Patootie,

ready to fight with their power of love.

-Facing off against Dr. Pain. -[sizzling]

And it begins.

[bell dinging]

I'm here to show my daughter that kindness is stronger than any wrestling move.

Hi-yah.

[crowd chanting] Dr. Pain! Dr. Pain!

-Dr. Pain! -Oh!

[Snagglepuss] And, with that, Dr. Pain advances to the next round.

[Mildew Wolf] It's time for round two.

Next up, we have the Fabric Maverick up against... a kid?

Um...

Come on, fight me!

I don't want to do this.

What's wrong? Scared to fight a kid?

Come on. Fight that kid.

No, I don't want to.

That's right. Now go down.

One, two, three.

[Snagglepuss] The kid takes the win.

Now entering the stage is Lady Danger.

Hey, boys.

Oh, hey, a boy.

She'll be facing off against The Hand.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

Hey, ref, check this out.

[exclaims]

[crashing]

[Mildew Wolf] And The Hand advances.

Any last words, Comrade Coconut?

Please go easy on me. I can barely move in his suit.

Hi-yah! You burned down my family village!

Oh, great. He came up with lore.

Let's take this time to thank our sponsors,

Funky brand avocado arrangements.

For when you want an avocado,

but beautiful.

Ninja star, ninja star, ninja-- Ow, my samur-eyes!

[Snagglepuss] Oh, good. They both fell down.

[Mildew Wolf] And so, both wrestlers are eliminated.

A doctor would never hurt a kid.

I'm off duty.

[squelching]

I'm okay.

[Mildew Wolf] You hear that, SP? She's okay.

And so, we have our two finalists for the title match.

So, tell me, how do you feel coming into this fight?

Well, I'm excited to wrestle

in front of all my adoring fans.

I'm unbeatable.

Dr. Pain seems confident he'll come out on top.

Funky, you heard Dr. Pain. What's your response?

This is my first match since...

[echoing] that one time.

But, hey, I'm optimistic. It's a new me.

It is time for the final match, folks.

Whoever comes out on top's gonna win

the highly sought-after championship belt.

Let me introduce you to our first contender,

Dr. Pain!

[Snagglepuss] Dr. Pain making his way in.

And it looks like he's caring for a patient.

[Mildew Wolf] This guy has it all, fans,

access to affordable healthcare,

and now all he needs is that championship belt.

And our second wrestler, the infallible child of my heart,

The Funky Phantom!

[Snagglepuss] And here comes The Phantom of Funk himself,

with some free avocado arrangements for the crowd.

[Mildew Wolf] They don't seem to like it.

[crowd booing]

Now, remember, Yogi. Be nice and let him win.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it, Mr. Mayor.

This is the moment we've all been waiting for.

The Phantom is having trouble body slamming Dr. Pain.

-[spine cracking] -Ah! My old man back.

[crowd booing]

This match stinks.

[crowd chanting] Dr. Pain.

Do something, Dr. Pain!

Ah, listen to that.

The crowd needs Dr. Pain.

[crowd cheering]

Yogi, I told you to be nice. Let him win.

This is for you, fans.

-One... two... -[The Funky Phantom straining]

[grunting]

-[laughing maniacally] -Whoa!

You ready to get funky?

[yelling]

[screams]

Oh, no. What's happening?

[music on TV]

[commentator] Golly gee, The Funky Phantom has possessed Mightor!

[screaming]

[grunting] Ooh! Ow, ow! Ow!

[commentator] Looks like officials are taking Funky Phantom out of the ring.

The Phantom's dream of winning that belt ended tonight, folks.

Oh, no. What have I done?

I was so gung-ho about restoring Funky's former glory,

I forgot why he lost it in the first place.

I gotta help Yogi. Hmm.

[The Funky Phantom laughing maniacally]

[retching]

Oh, spiders!

[gasps]

Hello, police? We got a five-alarm spookification going on here!

-Boo! -[both exclaim]

[laughing maniacally]

Stop right there.

I am Avocadog.

And I challenge you to a big ol' fight.

[as The Funky Phantom] You'll never defeat me!

Yeah, I can't do that.

At least not on my own.

Wrestlers, rumble this chump.

Try this on for size.

Argh!

Saucy girl hip slam!

Bah!

Move like a shadow.

Where are these flower petals coming from?

Ah!

Cutie, Patootie, show him some love.

Let's hug it out!

[struggling]

[yelling]

Time to end this Avocadog style.

Ready!

Hey, Funky.

You're avocado toast!

[exclaiming]

[crowd cheering]

And the winner of the Wrestle Rumble Tournament

is Avocadog!

Ooh. Sorry for losing it there, little Mayor.

Wrestling really brings out the worst in me.

Thanks for setting me straight.

Oh, think nothing of it, Mr. Phantom.

All things considered, it was very excitin' gettin' to wrestle my hero.

I promise you I'll never use my ghost powers for evil ever again.

Funky Phantom,

you're under arrest for unlawful use of ghost power.

No! You'll never take me alive!

[Touche Turtle yelling]

[theme music playing]