Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

[tires screeching]

[Doggie Daddy] One twenty-six.

Mwah. One twenty-seven. Mwah.

-Higher, please! -Anything for you, sweetie.

Whoo-whee!

How about you, Yakky? You need a push?

-Aah... -Yeah, terrific.

-[Reddy] I can swing higher. -No, I can!

[both grunting]

Butt rocket? That's cheating!

Swinging isn't a competition, guys.

It's supposed to be relaxing...

Well, I can relax harder!

-[Reddy exclaims] -[Ruff laughing]

Okay, kids, let's take it easy.

Fun is fun, but fun is done when one of our friends gets hurt.

Well, I would never hurt Reddy because I cherish him as a brother.

Well, I cherish you more!

No, I do!

Because I treasure our relationship!

Well, I treasure it more!

We should probably help them.

[Doggie Daddy] Eh, don't worry, girls.

Yeah, I'll have your friends up and running in a jiffy.

You know, your old dad, he's no stranger to technology.

I taught a computer to play tic-tac-toe back in the '70s.

[Augie] Whoa! Reddy has a computer in his butt?

He never even mentioned it.

Aw, so humble.

Hmm. That's funny.

Looks like there's, er, one o' them vidja games in here.

-A video game? -Ooh! Can we play?

All right. That should do it.

[automated male voice] Loading, loading, loading,

loading, loading,

loading, loading...

[coughs]

...loading, loading,

loading, loading.

[chimes]

Yay!

Now loading screen two.

Loading, loading,

loading, loading,

loading, loading...

Loading... complete!

A long time ago, in the kingdom of Buddonia, a peaceful race of--

Isn't there a way to skip these?

Yeah, but don't you wanna know about the kingdom of--

Nope.

Only you can restore it to greatness.

Welcome to Buddy Blasterz! Press Start!

I will. Thanks.

Great job, sweetie.

Hi there! I'm Gazoo, the avatar of this game.

I'm here to make you the best buddy you can be.

The buddy world is a magical place

where everyone is your buddy.

Whoa!

Making friends is easy.

Just use your Smoocher to blast your buddy with kisses,

and they'll follow you everywhere.

More buddies means more Huggabits.

Use those to buy new equipment for you and your friends.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to play?

[together] Yes!

And done.

Oh, you girls look so cute.

Thanks, Dad.

But is it okay for us to go play when Ruff and Reddy are still broken?

Oh, don't worry about that, sweetie.

Yeah, I'll fix up your decapitated friends while you play.

That's what daddies do.

Now, you two just worry about having fun.

-Yeah, awesome! -Yeah, whoo-hoo!

Oh, this is so awesome!

And juice!

Okay, I guess we're gamer girls now.

Let's pwn some noobs.

[flower] Hi, hello, hi.

You have my favorite smile.

Happy birthday!

[both giggle]

You're the best at being you.

I love you more than my parents.

[laughter]

[Gazoo] Hey, best friends.

Since you're new here,

why not try to make a few friends with your Smoochers?

Go on, don't be shy.

Wonderful, ho-ho! Great job!

Level up!

♪ Everybody loves To have a buddy ♪

♪ Everybody loves you ♪

♪ Anybody loves to have a buddy Nothing crummy 'bout that ♪

♪ Snap-snap, twist-twist Everybody is the best Including you ♪

♪ And you, and you, and you ♪

♪ Everybody loves To have a buddy ♪

♪ Everybody loves you ♪

♪ Cinnamon bun Now we're having fun ♪

♪ Kiss-kiss, snap-snap Hug, snap, clap-clap ♪

♪ Can you be my bud so blue? ♪

♪ Everybody's buddies With me and you ♪

-Phew. I'm parched. -Whoo-hoo!

Juice, please.

Huh. I guess I'm out.

No! No need for that.

We've got everything you need here in buddy world.

Don't worry, green friend. I'll be right back--

-Aah! -[people yelling]

What the heck happened?

Hey, pal, welcome back.

No, no, no, no, no--

[crowd screaming]

Nothing but good, clean fun over here.

No, no, what are you doing? Stop it!

-Why is this happening? -[Augie laughing]

Well, now, it's come to my attention

that one of these newfangled computers

is causin' some inconveniences around our fair town.

I'm sorry!

Don't send me to jail!

[chuckles] We'll see.

Now, citizens, I can tell that you're upset.

So, what all are we gonna do about this here predicament?

Heh. I... I don't know.

I mean, doesn't doing something sound a little extreme?

You know, it's just-- It's just kids having fun.

[laughing]

-Oh, boy. -Ban video games!

Ban children!

I, for one, welcome the singularity.

All hail our simulated overlords!

Please remain calm.

This is clearly a job for the Cyber Crimes Unit.

Me hack into mainframe.

Me find small girl and me do this.

And this! Then it ends like this!

Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Okay, that is no way to discipline a watermelon.

When I joined the Fraternal Order of Dads,

I took an oath to never allow my child to ravage the town

from inside a computer simulation,

and to always bring extra tissues,

'cause they get really snotty.

And this little melon, this is my responsibility.

And I'm gonna bring her back.

Yakky, you give me that helmet.

I'm goin' in.

Ooh! Oh, this is cool.

Okay, yeah, I can see why the kids like this.

You're my best friend.

Ha-ha! Yeah, isn't that fun.

-I'd like to give you a kidney. -Oh, a kidney.

[crowd member] Go find your daughter!

Oh, right, Augie! Yeah! I'm comin', honey bun!

Yeah, I just gotta get my bearings here, uh... Okay--

What? No, not there. Gotta go-- Oh!

Okay, gotta wanna--

-Pivot! Pivot! -[Doggie Daddy] Okay, okay.

Yeah, these controls, they're a little tricky.

Almost got it, uh...

Ah, there we go. Easy peasy.

-There's my girl. Hey, Augie! -[laughing]

Ahem, uh, hello. I don't think we've met.

I'm Gazoo, your guide to the world of Buddy Blasterz.

Oh, hey, Gazoo. Yeah, I'm Augie's dad.

I'm here to take her home.

Ooh, I can't let you do that. I'm so sorry.

Your daughter has become a valuable asset to me.

Oh, yeah, she's great.

I require points to sustain Buddy World.

Your daughter, [chuckles]

she has accrued quite a lot of those, let me tell you.

Did you know she's about to hit 100,000 Huggabits?

Oh, yeah. I knew she was good with the vidja games.

And the last thing we want to do is interrupt her fun, right?

Right. Right, right, right, right.

Augie! I am so proud of you!

We just talked about this.

[gasps] Dad!

Did you come to play with me?

Oh, honey, you know I'm supportive of everything you do.

I... I never tell you not to do things,

but you gotta stop this.

You're... you're kind of blasting everything in town.

It's... it's really bad and... and everything's on fire

and they, you know, there's body parts and...

Oh, yeah, it's bad.

Aw!

Well, I was about to level up!

[Gazoo as Doggie Daddy] Yeah, you are!

-And I am so proud of you. -Huh?

Boopty-boopty-boo! It's me, your boring dad!

I love doing my taxes.

Hmm. That does sound like him.

Augie, No. No, no, no! I'm your real dad.

And, please, you have to stop playing.

Look, Augie! I'm a dad-a-corn!

Ooh!

Uh... okay. [straining]

Look, Augie! Yeah, see, I'm your dad with a... with a...

Oh, with a gross tail? What?

Hmm.

Hey, Augie, look, it's your favorite flavor, unconditional love.

Only your real dad would know that.

Ha-ha! But only her real dad would know about the--

[straining]

Look, Augie, it's that thing you like from the--

[retching]

Oh, come on.

Hmm.

Keep playing.

Stop playing.

Stay here with your real dad.

Come back with your real dad.

Oh, I can't tell. Maybe I always had two dads?

Wouldn't your real dad wanna hug you three times tighter?

Honey, please. You gotta stop playin'.

I don't see why you would ever stop.

I mean, look at all the funs you're having, right?

[Doggie Daddy grunts]

As your father, all I want is for you to have fun,

no matter how many lives you've destroyed.

Augie, honey, listen to me.

I know it's a lot of fun in here,

but there's people in town,

they're getting all thrown around by your smooches.

And, well, fun is fun, but fun is done--

When one of our friends gets hurt.

Dad!

Oh, barf!

[bunnies exclaiming]

[crowd cheering]

Oh, my golly gosh, gee-whiz jeepers willikers.

Ah, sure is nice havin' everything back to normal.

I can clean up better!

Civic pride!

No, I can!

Yup, everything is the way it should be.

Gazoo?

Ugh, it's you.

Wait, what are you doing here?

Community service.

But I thought you lived inside the video game.

This is the real world.

Oh, is it? [laughing]

[all laughing]

What?