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[Huckleberry] The town of Jellystone.

Or as I like to call it, the greatest town there ever was.

I'm proud to be here today

to celebrate the accomplishments

of the great Hubert Bartholomewbert,

Who, 100 years ago, to the day, founded this city.

-Happy birthday, Jellystone! -[all cheering]

Without further ado, the greatest story ever told.

The story of Hubert Bartholomewbert.

Dang, yo. It's frontier times!

I'm a poor farmer and my plants will not grow.

This dirt, it's wack, y'all.

Oh honey, our son... his sickness, it's worsening!

-[coughing] -Oh, woe is me.

Won't someone come and save us?

-Not so fast. -Who are you?

Well, I'm Hubert Bartholomewbert.

Whoo-Hoo! That's my daughter up there!

The one that is the man.

As I said, I'm Hubert Bartholomewbert.

I'm just your average plain old simple, larger than life millionaire

adventurer/role model.

And I've taken a likening to this blossoming dirt town.

I've come to save it with this Jellystone.

A magical gemstone that grants superpowers

to whoever has the most town pride.

Allow me to demonstrate.

There! Soil is fixed.

Your son is now cured.

Well ain't that just wonderful?

Well thank you, Mr. Bartholomewbert.

Whatever shall you do next?

First, I'm going to found this town by burying

this magical stone in an undisclosed location.

Then I'm going to fly to my crystal palace on the Moon.

[giggles] Okay bye!

[mimicking whooshing]

-Wah! -[crashing]

[all cheering]

[laughing] Are you kidding me? That's not how it happened.

That Hubie, what a joker!

Uh, wait now. What was that?

The Hubert. The Jellystone. It's all baloney.

Woah, woah, woah, hold up.

Lippy the Lion, you're the oldest citizen in Jellystone.

I am?

You knew Hubert Bartholomewbert?

Of course! Hubie was my old college roommate.

His nickname was Hubert, the big fat liar, Bartholomewbert.

Wanna know why?

Was it because he was a big fat--

It was because he was a big fat liar.

All the time, he would make these mashugana stories.

My ancestor was Alexander the Great.

I have a magical stone that grants me super powers.

I've got a telephone in my bathroom.

Psh, please.

So that means, the legend of the Jellystone.

-Hubert Bartholomewbert. -Is all a lie?

Yeah, old Hubie made it all up for fame and money.

What a putz. Nothing was real about him.

Even this statue isn't real. It's made out of white chocolate.

[stammering] What?

Well everybody, we just learned that Jellystone is built on lies,

happens to the best of us.

But I'll tell ya what, we're better than that.

And here's what we're gonna do.

I'm gonna host a contest to find the new face of Jellystone.

And whoever wins is gonna get a statue of themselves

right here in the center of town.

One not made of chocolate.

You mean I could be the most famous person in town?

Well as I am smarter than the average Jellystonian,

There's no way Boo Boo and I are losing.

If I compete in contests by myself, I get hives.

Well I'll win with science, technology, and my massive intellect.

Oh no, did I forget to put on deodorant today?

Are you even seeing this kid?

There's no way she's losin' this contest.

[crowd chanting] Contest! Contest! Contest!

This is gonna save the town.

Alright, we're gonna find the new face of the town with a talent show!

First up... Cindy!

Using technology, I'm going to make this lemon

grow twice its size.

Wow! It shrunk! I do love a plot twist.

Anyone wanna see how loud I can scream?

I don't know about y'all I'm very excited to see

how loud she can--

-[screaming] -[wind whooshing]

-How about we see how far I can throw Boo Boo? -What?

-Wow! What an arm. -[crashes]

Uh, Peter here.

I brought this welcome mat and now I'm going to review it.

Firm, and says "welcome".

Gosh, this is so engaging.

Well, we did not think this through.

But I'm gonna try jumping rope anyway.

Stupendous!

Magnifique!

Radical!

Oh, Mr. Snagglepuss, I just can't decide.

I mean, everyone here is just so gosh-darn talented!

No, say no more. It's obvious we need more

than just a talent show.

The true face of Jellystone must be cunning!

-[beeps] -What is sour cream?

The question was about the capitol of Denmark.

So... no.

The face of Jellystone must be quick.

We gotta hop in that race, Speed Buggy.

Speed Buggy?

No... Speed! No!

The face of Jellystone must be athletic!

I'm open.

-[dings] -[burps]

Compassion!

Patience!

The new face of Jellystone must have--

Oh, gee, look, it's already night time.

So Mr. Mayor, sir, who won?

Well, sir, let me just check my notes.

Oh golly, everyone is just too good!

Was it me?

-Or me? -Was it me?

Oh uh, well now this decision is important, so...

-My decision is... -[gasps]

I'm gonna need to see everyone do more stuff.

Let's say another two, three... ten days of contests.

-[crowd gasps] -Oh, what? Come on.

Even a face this cute needs a break.

And here I was, thinking I could trust big government decision making.

But no!

Wait, what? Everyone's leaving?

Oh, hey, now. Don't give up on Jellystone, everybody...

[restlessly] No, look, I can't choose.

Oh, well, this is a pleasant dream.

Everything is pretty and there's flowers and--

Oh, my gosh!

Hello? Yogi? Peter? Jabberjaw?

Yogi, you're being awfully quiet...

Well, that there was a tad bit strange.

Oh, alright. I get the symbolism/metaphor.

[screaming]

-[alarm beeping] -Huh? What?

Oh, I gotta take drastic measures.

We need a new face immediately.

Ya got that, Mr. Jinks?

Yes, you said [makes beeping noise]

[Snagglepuss] Settle down, everyone. Take to your desks.

Mayor Huckleberry's on video call.

Welcome everybody. I'm so glad you decided

to stay in the competition.

I'm sure you remaining six teams are curious

what the final challenge is.

Does it have to do with all the baking equipment?

-In this baking tent? -Yes actually.

But you forgot the part about the rocket.

[clicks]

-[explosion] -[all shouting]

Holy cow, we're flying!

It's Jellystone's birthday.

Y'all have three hours to bake a birthday cake

before the rocket crash lands back to Earth.

You see, in this high intensity life or death scenario,

your true selves will shine forth,

and I'll finally be able to choose the new face of the town!

Winner gets a parachute and everyone else...

Thank you for your service. Have fun, y'all.

Huckleberry, you are a genius.

[all panicking]

Hey, Peter, How would you say you're doing this far?

[screaming]

No, Yogi! Don't you dare. Yogi! We need that!

[yelling]

Please try my cake. Tell everyone it's delicious.

-[Yogi screaming] -Yogi! That was my ticket outta here!

This isn't face of the town behavior.

Where's the compassion? The patience? The selflessness?

-Oh heavens, have I gone too far? -[Snagglepuss] I'd say so.

I took the only parachute.

I'm coming' for you, precious citizens.

Oh!

Oh, sweet buttery biscuits. I ding-dang love this town.

I can't let it's citizen blow up in a rocket.

Huckleberry Hound. I am the great Jellystone.

Gasp. The mythical Jellystone.

I guess it's real after all.

I have chosen to bestow my powers onto you,

because of your love for the town.

Oh, okay.

[enchanting instrumental music playing]

Me have confession.

Me never really washed hands after me went to bathroom.

What?

Now I just gotta stop that there rocket.

[enchanting instrumental music playing]

As everyone knows, this decision has been super difficult.

And I realized, I haven't been able to pick a winner for a reason.

Does just one flower make a bouquet?

Does just one hair make a toupee?

Does just one noodle make a buffet?

Well what do you say?

I say... nay!

There's not just one face of the town.

You're all the face of the town.

Which is why I made this.

Yeah, I gathered everyone's DNA while you slept and

combined it with the magical Jellystone.

[growls angrily]

[all screaming]

Uh-oh.

Why would you not just like, take a group photo or something.

Oh, I did not think of that.

[theme music playing]