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[rock music playing]

[groans]

What happened?

Me must try to remember.

[grunting]

[all] Five cent milkshakes.

Suck it down! Suck it down!

Suck it...

Oh. Yeah. We partied.

-Captain Caveman -[yelps]

What you want?

We wanted to invite you to come with us

to come see the great Jellystone ice caps.

It is going to be, as you say... wet.

Maybe bring a swimsuit.

Ha! Have me ever said no to party time with gang?

Get in van.

[tires screeching]

Woo-hoo!

Me love being able to party with good friends.

Me also love wind chimes.

[Captain Caveman] Whoa!

This like ice where me came from.

Bet you couldn't break it.

Unga. What we bet?

If you can't break it,

you have to let me give you another perm.

Me already tell you, it was 70's.

That was style.

Captain Caveman.

[groans]

[cracking]

I caught him.

Guys, I think there's something frozen in here.

Me get it out.

Mon capitaine, it kinda looks like you have two noses.

Me make them clap.

[all laughing]

I will squeeze it to see what happens.

Hand is getting closer...

Dada.

Did that adorable creature just call you dada?

Ah, no, no, no. There's no way.

Dada. Papa.

Daddy. Male parental figure.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Who is that? I got to hold him.

Someone take my photo.

This is gonna be my new profile pic.

Ah, don't you worry, Captain.

I am a doctor.

I can figure out if he's your son.

Please hold up the number three.

Okay, Captain Caveman,

now, you hold up number three.

-He's yours. -What?

Me? A dad?

How? When? Me?

Why? Why? When? How?

Don't you worry, buddy.

I know another way to get to the bottom of this.

Welcome back to Snagg.

The show hosted by me, Snagglepuss.

On today's episode,

we're going to answer the question,

"What do you get when you cross a caveman with a glacier?"

[all cheering]

Okay, Time to start the complex process

of DNA testing.

Can you please hold up

the number three with your hand?

[Yogi Bear] We already tried that.

Well, ain't that just the way.

Well, I guess we're going to the old Snag lab.

Thank you for the gift of hair.

Oh, don't be weird.

He is caveman junior.

There you have it, folks.

The miracle of technology.

Unga my cabunga!

Me not ready to be daddy.

What if me not do good job?

Oh, you're going to be a great dad. It's easy.

You just need to give up any goals you may have had.

Uh, all your hobbies, your free time,

your worldly possessions,

social life, money, partying, friends.

And of course, no more milkshakes,

And then you're all set to be the bestest dad ever.

I'm a handful.

Me understand none of that.

But me got this.

Me going to be daddest dad that ever dadded before.

Your son is upside down.

Okay, uh, Junior.

Unga, we miss out on father-son bonding time

for, like, four million years.

So, we have lot to catch up on.

Me wanna wander in the woods unsupervised.

Okay, sure. No, no, wait, wait.

We must do unga father-son things.

Here, put on diaper.

Okay. Now, take off diaper.

Okay, I change diaper.

Yes, that easy.

Uh, what else father-son do? What else?

Oh, oh, oh. Father-son build things.

Build, build, build, build, build.

Caveman Junior.

Ugh, form all wrong.

Need more posture and swing.

You do too much stooping.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Stupid, stupid.

Oh. Hello, my hairy friend.

Might I offer you an organic lolly?

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Ugh. Weak. What are you, my mom?

No, no, wait.

Me want lolly. Me no say that.

But stupid is a no-no word.

Butt. butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt.

Oh, thank you for noticing.

Yeah, I've been doing squats. Like three a day.

You know, It's like they say you got to follow your dreams.

Why so many people outside van today?

Here, take this phone, that distract you.

[exclaims]

Junior, put that down.

Which way down?

No, no, no, wait.

...Find myself a nice lady...

It took a while, but I finally overcame

my crippling fear of meteorites.

I can now look in the mirror and say

"Glump, from the valley of the dinosaurs,

you are worthy of love."

Gosh, this is exhausting.

How long has it been?

Only three minutes, huh? [groans]

Captain Daddy.

Whoa. Captain Caveman, you look exhausted.

Oh, no, no, no.

Everything under control.

Me daddest dad ever.

Do you mean that? Or was that a cry for help?

Help.

Well, we were hoping to invite you out for indoor badminton.

We're one short because Loopy doesn't want to play.

I refuse to move my body for sport, only pleasure.

Oh, that sounds rad.

Oh, but me must look after Junior.

Are you sure? It's tieless Saturday.

How about if I give you a sneak peek. Boom-boom.

Shoot, me love tieless Saturdays.

But... me should still watch Junior.

Well, we'll get out of your hairs.

Wait. Uh, will it be fun?

Uh, I mean, yeah, probably.

Okay, you twist-me-arm. Me coming.

Just give me second.

I distract Junior. What do I have?

Ah, ice, cold water, ice cream, popsicles.

Have fun. Unga.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Look out.

Ha ha. We got 'em.

For tieless Saturdays!

Oh, no! Buff Yogi.

I got it, Boo Boo.

But Jabberjaw, your racket!

I must keep fighting for my friends,

for my family, and for them.

Impossible. Save us, Captain.

Hi, Daddy.

First round goes to Jabberjaw and Boo Boo.

Yay.

What happened to you back there, Captain?

You choked like me eating a whole chicken without chewing.

Oh, me not sure.

Never let him out of your sight.

Because if you do, you may never see them again.

Did me abandon son?

Oh, no.

Junior, Junior.

Junior. Junior, Junior, Junior.

Junior. Junior... Junior!

Big ice cube.

Something in it.

Me love playing with ice, cold water, ice cream, and popsicles.

[gasps]

Junior.

Oh, wait. Everything okay. He right there.

Oh. Me coming, Junior.

[straining]

Almost... [gasps]

Oh, finally. My dream of stacking ice cubes

in the middle of the street is complete.

Unga, bunga, which one is Junior?

[grunts]

I'll just wait for this to cool.

I have a regret.

Chunga bunga.

You know, I never did like how this pier was slightly elevated.

Gotcha.

Junior.

[grunts]

[inhales deeply, blows]

Hi, Daddy.

Oh, Junior, you alive.

Wait. If you okay, then who in ice block?

[snarls]

[roaring]

Saber-tooth tiger.

Me must get you out of here.

Me learn valuable lesson to be more like doggy daddy

and never let you out of me sight ever again.

[growls, screams]

[snarls]

Uh...

-What? -Oh, my gosh.

Your son kicks butt.

You did a great job raising him.

Oh, no. Me no do that.

Junior don't need me.

Junior indestructible.

Can actually take care of himself.

But me his daddest dad.

So, I still got to be there for him.

[gasps] That actual valuable-est lesson.

Me coming, Junior.

[snarls]

Papa!

Junior.

Unga, you know, you really handled own back there.

You don't need me around all time.

Like annoying doggie-daddy, do you?

[grunts]

Well, me sorry it took so long to realize.

So, with that out of way,

how's about you play in woods unsupervised.

[gasps] Oh!

Me see him whenever.

[howling]

[theme music playing]