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[El Kabong] The guitar.
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She's a mystery,
but she is a lover.
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She cries at night
when she has bad dreams
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about scuba diving
and mayonnaise.
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But most of all,
she longs for justice.
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[strumming guitar]
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Hey, Teach,
is this gonna be on the test?
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Life, she is the true test.
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Never forget.
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Also state capitals,
they will be on the test.
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[ears ringing]
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My finely tuned ears
detect evil doings-ons.
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Justice waits for no one. Away!
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So, is class over or...
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Let's stay calm.
There's no need for violence.
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Enough talk.
The bow tie gets it.
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You monsters!
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Those stains
will never come out.
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That's what you get
when you mess
with the Banana Splits.
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-Hand me another tie, boys.
-[doorbell dings]
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The only thing you'll be handed
is an epic beating of down.
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-El Kabong!
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Not El Kabong.
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Yes, it is I.
But have you met my guitar?
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Her name is Susan.
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She craves justice.
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[kisses]
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Oh, I so wish that were me.
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Come, Susan.
Time for the Splits
to peel out.
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Kabong!
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Oops! Sorry.
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[applause]
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I'm sick of that El Kabong
always pooping our scoops.
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Yeah, but what are we gonna do?
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He can't be stopped
with that guitar.
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Well, then,
I guess we just gotta
do something about it.
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What if we replace the strings
with wet spaghetti?
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Just get in the escape hole.
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This is Snagglepuss
reporting live from
the streets of Jellystone
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where the Banana Splits
have broken out of jail
and are once more at large.
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Mayor, tell us,
how did this happen?
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-They dug a hole.
-There you have it.
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Our town is truly the worst.
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[grunting]
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And, whoo!
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Susan, can I
tell you something?
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Patrolling the city
under the stars,
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you have never looked
more beautiful.
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-[woman] Help!
-[ears ringing]
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I hear the cry for help.
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Come, Susan. We must go.
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Give us your purse, old lady.
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Please, no. It has
all my heart candy in it.
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Not so fast,
breakers of the law.
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It is time for you to taste
the spicy punishment
of El Kabong!
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[exclaims] Wow!
Did you see that?
It almost hit me.
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But you know what they say.
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After the lightning,
comes the Kabong!
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[shouting]
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No! Susan!
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[crying] How did this happen?
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What did they do to you?
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I guess you could say
the Banana Splits
finally used their heads.
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[all laughing]
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You people are monsters!
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And now with that
annoying guitar out of the way,
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we're free to do as much crime
as we want,
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which is a lot.
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[all laughing]
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[sobbing]
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Susan!
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Jellystone, a town under siege.
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Those rascals,
the Banana Splits,
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have been up to
some serious no-good.
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From defacing
government property
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to painting all the fruit
the wrong color.
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I just want an apple.
Which one is an apple?
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No one has been left unscathed.
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They write "wash me"
on back of me van.
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[crying] Now me gotta wash
me van!
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They stole Yogi's tie
and replaced it with a fish.
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It's still alive, Boo Boo.
Get it off me!
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Well, I keep waiting
for one of them to text me.
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"Jabberjaw, you're so fine."
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"Jabberjaw, all I do
is think of you."
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"Jabberjaw, let's go
smoochy-smoochy."
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But nothing. No texts.
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[softly] Text me.
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In these trying times,
the question
everyone's asking is...
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Can I pull off this scarf?
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And also, where is our hero,
El Kabong, even?
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[El Kabong] Adjectives.
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[tearfully] They are words
that describe the things.
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Things like "empty,"
"hollow."
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"Sad."
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"Really sad."
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"Pointless," "useless,"
"alone."
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What about "fluffy"?
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[sobbing]
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Susan!
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Oh, Susan!
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[sniffling] Okay, okay, okay.
I get myself together.
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It's... [wailing]
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It's not good.
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[sniffling] Okay.
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Sorry you have to
see this, kids.
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I promise...
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I promise you don't have to
see this anymore. [sobbing]
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It's coming back.
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It's going to be really bad.
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It's coming. It's coming...
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Why does this happen to me?
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How am I supposed
to be El Kabong
without my guitar Susan?
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What even am I?
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I made joke.
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Knock, knock. Who's there?
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El Kabong. El Kabong who?
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El Kabong's guitar
is dead, that's who!
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You got that fat
teacher's salary.
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Why don't you just
go buy a new guitar?
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Huh? A new guitar?
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Perhaps you are right.
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To the music store! Away!
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I need to see your guitar.
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Oh, my gosh.
You were almost hit
by lightning.
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I know,
it's been happening
a lot today.
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Well, we're all out
until a new shipment comes in.
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Why don't you see
if something else,
like, speaks to you?
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So many choices.
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Which one of you shall be
my new instrument of justice?
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Oh, ghost of Susan,
guide my hand.
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Oh... [mumbles]
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[gasps] This.
Is this the one?
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Good balance,
solid craftsmanship.
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From this day forward,
you shall be known as Barbara.
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All the hotdogs in the bag.
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Please, I have a family...
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of action figures.
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Just give me the wieners.
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[playing flute]
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[all laughing]
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Looks like the flute
ain't your strong suit.
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[all laughing]
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[all laughing]
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Give me everything you've got.
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So, y'all are, like,
transfer students or what?
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We got a note from El Kabong
saying to meet him here.
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I guess he wanted you brats
to see us beat him again.
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[laughing]
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Also, I never graduated.
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[El Kabong]
Then it looks like it's time
to teach you a lesson.
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Well, well, well,
Kabong, back again.
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-Something's different
about you.
-[snickering]
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Did you change your hair?
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My hair is perfect.
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But as you can see,
I now have
all the instruments.
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And what you're about to hear
is the melodious sound
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of your defeat... Whoa!
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[grunts]
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[shouts]
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[crashing]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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El Kabong!
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El Kabong!
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-El Kabong!
-Susan?
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-I thought you were dead.
-Uh, I am.
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-Oh.
-No, no, it's great.
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I'm in guitar heaven now.
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Every night is
Taco Tuesday here.
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-Oh.
-Yeah, I know.
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Oh, Susan,
what am I gonna do?
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You saw they all
laughed at me in there.
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Without you, I am no hero.
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I am a joke.
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I may as well just
hang up my cape.
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And those jazzy socks
I like to wear while I teach.
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You better pull up
those socks, mister,
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'cause you are a hero.
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And inexplicably
a teacher, somehow.
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But maybe
you don't need a guitar.
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No. No, I definitely do.
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What if... What if...
What if youare the guitar?
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I don't understand.
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What if youare the guitar?
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You just keep saying
the same thing
with a different inflection.
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-Think about it.
-Think about what?
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Just think about it.
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You keep saying it
like it's a thing.
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Is that a thing,
"think about it"?
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Okay, bye!
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Susan, wait,
what are you talking about?
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I am the guitar?
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I am the guitar.
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I amthe guitar!
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[grunts]
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-[gags]
-I amthe guitar!
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Oh, that is wrong.
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Time for your
just desserts, Splits.
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Kabong!
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He's back! El Kabong is back!
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Kabong.
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What... what are you?
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I am the guitar!
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Kabong!
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-Yeah!
-Yeah! You got them!
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Yes, yes. Thank you.
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Now, how am I
gonna... [grunts]
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put these organs back?
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[exhales] What does
the pancreas do, anyway?
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Okay. Somebody
call the hospital.
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Tell them to get a bed ready.
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