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[theme music playing]

[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

All right now, what's next on my schedule?

Oof, looking a little packed.

Hey, Cindy. Magilla Gorilla just ran in with a case

of the baby fingers.

Hey, Cindy. Could you do my 4:30 surgery for me?

I gotta go and see a man about some roast beef.

Cindy, the hospital's run out of money.

Can you organize a car wash/bake sale?

Yes, yes and yes.

Because I am Cindy Bear.

The woman who can do it all and have it all.

[gasps]

[roars]

Ah, man. That was a beast of a day.

But I got it all done 'cause I am Cindy... [groans]

I forgot about the door.

Now I can have a nice responsibility free eve-ning.

Book club!

I know. Chapter five made me scream too.

Oh yes!

We're finally getting to the good stuff.

That chapter was spicy.

I just couldn't put it down.

What did you think, Cindy?

Uh...

You did read the book, didn't you?

[nervously] Uh...

Well, you know the first rule about book club.

Folks who don't read the book are shunned forever.

[cries] I just wanted to be a part of something.

[gulps nervously] Yeah, of course I read it.

It's not like I was super busy at work

and didn't have a moment to myself.

[forced laughter]

I'll go grab us some frosty beverages and

then we will talk about the book I totally read.

I can't get kicked out of book club.

This and cage fighting are my only outlets for relaxing.

I gotta stall them. [head banging] Think of a plan.

Think of a plan... Think of a plan!

Wait. That's it. Gelatin!

Some of this... Oh, some of these!

[electricity crackling]

[laughing maliciously] Yes.

-[electricity crackling] -[Cindy cackling]

[laughing maniacally]

Oh, she might be putting something good

in those beverages.

[Cindy excitedly] Yeah!

Okay everybody. Drinks hot off the Bunsen burner.

I mean stove... I mean fridge.

Bon Appetit!

Ooh... Could you put ice in mine?

[screams] Cindy, what's going on?

It's okay. She's just frozen in a gelatinous stasis.

Now hold still.

[screams]

Mr. Jinks. No!

You ruined the one normal club this town had.

I can't go back to Loofah Lovers Anonymous.

Prepare to eat wand.

Ibbity-Bibbity--

Dang, good job, Cindy.

I'd call this experiment a success.

With this, I'll have plenty of time to read the book.

[snoring]

[gasps]

Oh no. I must have dozed off.

Shoot, it's already this late? I gotta get to work.

Oh... Yeah... You guys.

Don't worry everybody.

I'll fix you right after I finish reading the book. I promise.

-Don't go anywhere. -[door slams]

[Huckleberry Hound] Doc, you gotta help me.

Every day during my morning routine, I count Augie's eyelashes.

Yesterday I counted 75 eyelashes on the left eye.

Now, there's only 73.

Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

Oh, I gotta finish that book.

But how? I have so much to do today too.

[groans sadly]

So, okay, where do we start?

I'm thinking maybe an x-ray. Maybe an ultrasound.

Or maybe some needles you got over there, maybe?

Maybe a stethoscope or something, maybe a blood transfusion?

I'll take care of you guys as soon as I finish the book.

All right. Here we go. Chapter one.

It was a hot, steamy day in Bedrock.

Oh, I like this.

Well, howdy there, Dr. Cindy.

And how is my 48th favorite citizen doing today?

Oh. Hi Mayor.

Do you have a medical emergency?

Oh, I don't really have a reason to be here.

I just like taking up your time is all.

Well, I am sure you wanna hear all about my day.

My morning started like every other morning.

Got some of my favorite orange juice.

Psst. Are you never gonna read me?

[grunting] Yes I am.

How are you gonna read me

when your attention is always needed by these clowns?

Well, that's my take on orange juice.

Now, grape juice is a whole...

You're gonna get kicked out of book club.

Then you'll never be able to relax.

And you'll have to take up knitting.

We know what happens to people who take up knitting.

No! I'll never take up knitting!

Sorry Mayor, I'll fix you later.

Okay, now, book.

Wilma watched as Fred drove off to work.

Hello, Doctor Cindy...

Okay, so I woke up this morning

with this weird pimple on my neck.

But I am starting to kind of like it though.

[giggles]

Ugh.

Okay. Now I can--

Excuse me, doctor.

Is there a way we can be surgically combined to be taller?

Where do you all keep coming from?

Me not know how me get in this room.

[yelling] Gotta... read... book!

Wow, Cindy, you really got through lot of patients.

Heya, Cindy. Oh my gosh, what did you do?

Uh, I can explain.

You made a really cool Boo-Boo sculpture.

I didn't know you were so artsy-fartsy.

Anyway, you promised to help me write my will today.

Uh, sure, Yogi.

Come in.

All right. Good. Now, we got a lot of ground to cover.

First I want to leave my hat collection to some orphans.

But not just any orphans,

just the ones who grow up to be vigilante superheroes.

Uh, what do you think, Cindy? [screaming]

[whimpers]

Listen Yogi, it's all okay.

I'm just freezing everyone in a gelatin stasis,

until I get the time to read this stupid book.

That just seems like a time management thing.

Uh, maybe if you--

Hush, roast beef boy.

[Yogi screaming]

I'll come back for you, Boo-Boo little buddy.

Actually, let me come back for you right now.

[Yogi screaming]

Get back here!

Yogi, stop! I have to at least get to chapter five.

I hear that's the spiciest one.

[Yogi grunting and screaming]

Cindy, stop!

I don't want to become my 29th favorite food!

[laughing maniacally]

So, my idea is candles, but you wear them on your feet.

I call them sandal candles.

[Yogi screaming]

[Yogi yelling] You'll never catch me now!

Oh no! I am jiggling out of control!

Whoa...

Cindy, please. I don't even have a will yet.

It's okay, Yogi.

I will change you back right after book club.

Huh? Book club? Why didn't you invite me?

You know I love to--

Well, that takes care of that.

You thought I couldn't do it.

Silent treatment, eh?

Actually, everything is pretty quiet right now.

Oh, yeesh.

Well, at least now I can finally read the book.

And even though the dinosaurs went extinct,

Their love, like a mosquito preserved in amber, never would.

The end.

Oof. Wow.

I guess I should find a way to fix the town.

Eh, that shouldn't be too hard for Cindy bear.

[explosion]

I did it.

I cracked the code.

Just had to go and add a little reverse switch.

Oh, I hope this works.

A kiss for luck. And another 'cause I am so lonely.

Hey, where's my ice at?

Ibbity-bibbity-scoopity- boobity...

[stammers] Wait, what was I doing again?

[screaming]

Hey, nice butt.

Cindy, what happened to you?

And where's the frosty beverages?

[nervously] Oh, yeah, the frosty beverages...

I did bring those for you guys to drink.

But you guys got like crazy brain freeze.

But then I treated you. You're all better now.

So, if you think about it, I am kind of a hero

and not at all at fault.

Well, that makes sense to me.

Oh, thanks, Cindy.

Now that that's all settled, can we please talk about chapter five

where Fred takes off his shirt?

Don't you mean my favorite chapter?

[everyone laughing]

[Mr. Jinks] Wait, why does my phone say three years have passed?