Original subtitles

All right, look left.

Look right. Look up.

Look left.

Look behind you. Look southeast at a 38 degree angle.

Look, both ways. Look left again.

Okay, grab my hand and...

Okay, I love you! Let's go!

[panting]

Ooh! We made it.

Oh, that's a close call.

Oh, boy. The grocery store is action packed.

No, Augie. Dangers lurk around every corner.

Just waiting for the opportunity

to crush your soaring, effervescent little spirit.

You are all I have,

so always be on your guard.

On guard!

Now, stay in, on or near the cart at all times

because we are on a mission to make our all-time favorite

father-daughter family meal...

[both] Fruit salad!

[vocalizing]

[both] ♪ Fruit salad, It's our favorite Thing to eat ♪

♪ Enjoy it in the tub ♪

♪ Enjoy it in the street ♪

-♪ It's fun for a dad ♪ -♪ And fun for a girl ♪

[both] ♪ It's the most Delicious salad in The whole wide world ♪

♪ Mangoes! Nectarines! Pears! Hurray! ♪

♪ Shopping with you Really makes my day ♪

♪ Limes! Peaches! Lychees, huzzah! ♪

♪ Gotta grab every fruit I can fit in my paws! ♪

[both] ♪ But let's not forget The most special Ingredient of all ♪

-It's bananas! -Golden emperor of fruits!

♪ And it tops in flavor And nutritious to boot ♪

♪ The cream of the crop The best in the land ♪

♪ Nature designed them To fit in our hand! ♪

♪ Full of vitamins For a growing girl ♪

♪ The most specialest fruit In the whole wide world ♪

♪ Now it's time To get in line ♪

♪ And check off a list With my daughter Oh, my! ♪

-Pineapples? -Yeah!

-Tangerines? -Whoo!

-Rambutans! -Ah!

-Bananas? -Uh...

-Bananas? -Uh, it's a no-no on the 'nanas, Dad.

What do you mean, there's no bananas?

We gave him a whole verse in the song!

I mean, we danced with them, but we didn't put them in the cart.

Oh, no! Ugh!

We're just gonna have to go back and get 'em, then.

No, Dad! If we go back now, we'll lose our spot in line.

[gasps]

Oh, you're right.

Excellent point, my beautiful girl-son.

Ah, what do we do? What do we do?

-We can't leave. -[cash register dings]

Everyone knows you can't make a proper fruit salad without bananas.

Might as well be a bowl of hot garbage.

No, no! I don't eat garbage!

I've just got to think. Mmm.

Uh, Dad, I think we're going to have to split up.

[gasps] No!

We have no choice, Dad.

I'll head back to grab the bananas

while you hold our place in line.

But you've never been to the grocery store by yourself.

It's a risk I'm gonna have to take.

[shuddering]

Dad! Pull it together.

[shudders]

Okay. Okay.

-Yeah, now. Now remember, you don't take candy from... -Strangers.

-And, and you don't buy insurance from... -A duck!

-And remember to, to always be... -On guard!

And if there's emergency and you need my help,

you use our special secret bird call.

[imitates bird]

Uh-huh! Got it! [imitates bird]

All right. Here I come, bananas.

[chanting] On guard, on guard on guard.

-[chanting continues] -I'll be right here, waiting for you,

until you get back!

Hyperspeed, Augie!

[chanting] On guard, on guard, On guard, on guard.

Okay, on guard, on guard.

On guard, on guard.

[echoing] The world is a dark and dangerous place.

Dangers lurk around every corner.

On guard, on guard, on guard!

[thunderclap]

[yells] On guard, on guard!

[laughing maniacally]

[screams] On guard! On guard! On guard! On guard!

Hey, kid! Can I interest you in some insurance?

[shrieks]

You're gonna die in here.

[screaming]

Ah! Okay, bananas. Finally!

Now I can go back to Dad.

-[man] Free sample? -[shrieks]

It's free.

Oh, a plain cracker.

Well, I guess that can't hurt me.

But, uh, what's the mystery stuff on top?

It's called... cheese!

Mmm.

Well, Dad never said anything about not taking cheese

from a handsome genie, so...

[electronic music playing]

[cheese shrieking] Oh, my!

Mmm. Transcendent.

Hey, if this place has stuff as wonderful as cheese,

what other earthly delights does it have for me to experience?

-[electronic music playing] -Ooh!

Ooh!

Wow!

[gasps]

Want another sample?

Keep 'em coming, gorgeous.

[cash register dings]

My daughter went off to get bananas.

It's the first time getting groceries without me.

Oh, congratulations.

[gasping]

Ah, hey, it's your turn.

Uh, oh, no!

[thinking] If I move up in line, Augie won't be able to find me.

I gotta stall!

Stay back, crane style.

This line ain't going anywhere until she returns.

Hey, uh, what's going on up there?

I'll fight to keep our spot.

Just as I know you're fighting your way back to me.

[fighting grunts]

[electronic music playing]

[cell phone ringing]

[reading] "Help, I've fallen for you and I can't get up."

Hmm.

Ugh! Watch this sample booth for me.

I'll be back in, like, 20.

Oh, my dad's up at the front waiting for me, though.

Uh, I should probably go get back to him.

You can have more crackers.

-I'll do it! -Ah, thanks, little miss.

Yibble-bibble, you have to stop trying to get attention like this.

[chomping]

Hmm? Is that mysterious figure

in the distance, Mr. Kabong?

What is my teacher doing outside of school?

The grocery store never ceases to amaze.

I've got to know more.

Ah, sheesh.

He's up on the belt.

Now we're never going to get out of here.

Where is my daughter?

[vocalizing] Where is my daughter?

Augie! Where did she go?

I'm freaking out!

Please let us buy our groceries.

Please. My microwave meals for one are getting not cold!

[vocalizing and screaming]

Hmm... Rash cream.

How embarrassing for him.

Ooh, I wonder what other items you've got in your mystery basket,

Mr. Teacher Man.

Oh, no, no.

I should probably get back to my dad.

[gasps] Wait. But if I don't find out now, I may never get another chance.

All righty.

Let's see what treasures await.

Guitar Enthusiast? Mask Afficianado?

Pens and Pencils International?

Ooh, intriguing.

[clanging]

Cannelonely Pasta For Bachelors?

Dad eats this, too.

Uh-oh!

Wait! Where are we going?

Please, sir. Just climb down so we can all leave.

No, not without my baby!

Here, I'll just astral project myself to her and everything will be okay.

[straining]

Stop! Sir, you're gonna blow out your colon!

No, hold on! I could do it. I just have to get into position.

No, stop!

[screaming] Hold on! Here we go!

[screaming]

[groans]

Oh! I got to get back to Dad.

I'll just pop out and... [gasps] Oh, my stars!

A whole department just for cakes?

Cakes are just for birthdays and weddings and sometimes Arbor Day.

But this? It's unprecedented.

Whoa!

That's the most glamorous cake I've ever seen.

Well, one little lick won't hurt.

I'll just lean over this comically large industrial mixer and...

Oh! Oh, no! I fell in!

[grunting]

How long is this going to go on?

You can't live up there forever.

-Huh? -Come on, buddy.

How about we get you down from there?

And then we'll just all forget about this meltdown you're currently having.

Uh, speak for yourself.

No! Don't come any closer.

Ah! Stay back! Mints!

-[grunts] -Easy, easy.

Let me help you down.

[shrieking]

[imitating bird calls]

Huh? The bird signal.

I'm coming, Dad!

[grunts]

[whooping]

-[shrieking] -His finger strength is amazing!

[Augie imitates bird call]

I'm here to save you, Dad.

I've learned the ways of the grocery store,

and I am now more powerful than you could ever imagine.

Oh, good Your kid is back.

-Now you can... -Baking soda,

[grunts]

What the... where did they all go?

-Toilet paper! -[screams]

I can't see!

Take her away, sisters!

Oh, please! Don't hurt me!

-You! -What?

[grunting] Bucket! Grocery flip!

[shuddering] What's going on out there?

Hands off my dad, knave!

-Huh? -Handsome stranger!

-[Augie] More cracker! -[gasps]

Whoa! Yubble double!

-[panting] -What?

Slip on this, piso mojado!

[grunts]

Augie! My courageous little grocery warrior!

You've saved me.

And I brought the bananas!

Oh, I missed you so much.

Aw! Thanks for holding it together while I went out by myself.

Yeah, that's, uh, certainly what I did.

Now, let's go make some fruit salad.

[chuckling] Yeah!

See? What did I tell you?

The grocery store, is an incredibly dangerous place.

Yeah, it sure is, dad of mine!

Whatever would I do without you?

[chuckles nervously] Oh, you don't need to worry about that, honey.

You're never gonna get rid of me.

[both laughing]

[Augie] You're so funny, Dad.

[theme music playing]