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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:10,455 A-Bomb busy, so Skaar tell floaty things what happened. 2 00:00:11,083 --> 00:00:13,003 Skaar smash smart dinos. 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,420 Skaar smash green ice giants. 4 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,996 Skaar smash bite-y men. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,710 Skaar smash Hydra. 6 00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:21,748 Skaar not know why. Skaar not care why. 7 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:24,580 Skaar just smash. (LAUGHING) 8 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:26,383 SHE-HULK: Seriously? 9 00:00:26,375 --> 00:00:29,455 You have no idea we had to fight all those things 10 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:31,248 because Leader stole Dr. Doom's time belt, 11 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,210 went back in time and changed the past, 12 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:36,578 and now Hulk's lost in time, chasing after him. 13 00:00:36,583 --> 00:00:38,463 Whose idea was it to let Shaggy 14 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:39,998 do all the splainin'? 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,580 I was just raiding Doom's fridge for a snack. 16 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:44,713 Trust me, you do not want to try 17 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:46,878 the Latverian head cheese. 18 00:00:46,875 --> 00:00:47,875 (SHUDDERING) 19 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:54,828 All right, how'd Greenie mess up the past this time? 20 00:00:56,583 --> 00:00:58,463 A-BOMB: This future doesn't look so bad. 21 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,420 (LAUGHING) 22 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:05,326 And it just got worse. 23 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:09,285 HULK: Gotcha. (LEADER YELLING) 24 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:12,251 Finally. Hey, smashers. 25 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,880 Skaar find Hulk. 26 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:17,245 About time you got your green butt back here, J-Jaws. 27 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:19,290 Why? Everything in our time okay? 28 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:21,631 Yeah, but you wouldn't believe the crazy stuff 29 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:23,455 we had to smash while you and the Leader 30 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,998 were off messing with the past. 31 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,580 Good thing you changed it all back to normal. 32 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,293 THE LEADER: He changed nothing, you imbeciles. 33 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,131 Those alternate timelines still exist, 34 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,705 and can be accessed. 35 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:36,628 Now imagine the primordial past, 36 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:40,415 folded into my possible futures. 37 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:43,956 I will unleash upon the world my army 38 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:46,248 of paradox monsters. 39 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,250 (DINOSAUR ROARING) 40 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:57,378 Devil Boy is vampire? 41 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,293 SHE-HULK: Oh, no, 42 00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:04,131 not a frosty Sauron! 43 00:02:06,416 --> 00:02:08,706 RED HULK: And a Red Skull dinosaur? 44 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:10,578 You gotta be kidding me. 45 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:16,418 A-BOMB: Oh, check out little gamma dino. 46 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:18,076 Cool. 47 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,423 No wait, not cool. 48 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:23,828 (LAUGHING) 49 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:28,003 No, not cool at all. 50 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,630 HULK: Get ready, smashers. 51 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:46,705 Skaar slash dinosaurs. 52 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,463 (ROARING) 53 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,250 (LEADER WHIMPERING) 54 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,420 No, no, no, oh. 55 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:55,496 HULK: Better sit this one out, big brain. 56 00:02:57,208 --> 00:02:58,248 (GRUNTING) 57 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,130 (GRUNTING) 58 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,580 While you oafs remain focused on the past, 59 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:09,083 I believe I'll... That's enough. 60 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:10,293 Give me that. 61 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,581 No, you ain't goin' nowhere. 62 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:15,003 -(GRUNTING) -(MUMBLING) 63 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,420 Now watch how a real leader leads his team 64 00:03:17,416 --> 00:03:20,416 to smash your blast from the past. 65 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:22,416 And that's right where we're going to send him back to. 66 00:03:22,416 --> 00:03:24,576 My time belt is still synced to Leader's. 67 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,083 On my mark... Hulk! 68 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:27,633 (YELLING) 69 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,423 SKAAR: Hulk go poof again. 70 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:32,496 What'd you do with Greenie, big brow? 71 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:35,080 How could I have possibly done anything to him 72 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:38,583 since you behemoths saw fit to destroy my time belt. 73 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:41,083 So if you didn't, who did? 74 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,003 More importantly, how are we going to stop 75 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,580 all these retro reptiles? 76 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:53,463 Whoa, where am I? 77 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:55,878 And who grabbed me? Show yourself. 78 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,075 RJ3: Hey. 79 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:59,713 (SCOFFS) A-Bomb? 80 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:03,078 I'm no A-Bomb. You can call me RJ3. 81 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:09,376 Well, you can call me M-A-D, and you're going to be D-O-A 82 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:12,455 if you don't get me back to my own time A-S-A-P. 83 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:14,878 I-I can't. I don't have enough power left. 84 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,825 Besides, you have to save us. 85 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:19,083 Save you? I don't even know you. 86 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:22,633 But you're him, you even have the cameras following you, 87 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,285 just like he said you would. 88 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:25,751 Like who said? 89 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:28,130 What is this, the future or something? 90 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,575 He'll explain everything. 91 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:32,423 Come on. Wait, kid. 92 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:35,496 (GROANS) So I come all the way to the future 93 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,000 just to play tag with a pint-size A-Bomb? 94 00:04:38,708 --> 00:04:40,498 I hate time travel. 95 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:43,995 HULK: The Latverian Embassy again, huh? 96 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:48,083 At least it's one familiar place here in Tomorrowland. 97 00:04:58,583 --> 00:05:01,633 Hey, kid, this better not be a... 98 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:04,075 Trap. 99 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:05,503 (GIRL SCREAMING) 100 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,210 Guys, wait, no, it's... 101 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:08,578 It's one of his hunter constructs. 102 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:12,003 In the vault, RJ. We got this. 103 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,580 -(YELLING) -(GRUNTING) 104 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,420 Look, kid, I don't want to fight you. 105 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:24,583 Too bad, green giant, 'cause you're gonna fight us. 106 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:26,463 Nobody messes with the Gamma twins. 107 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:31,995 JUNIOR: Watch it, clumsies. 108 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,580 BETTS: Who you calling clumsy? (SIGHS) 109 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:36,583 The more things change, the more they stay the same. 110 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,333 (OVERLAPPING ARGUING) Hey, can we talk here? 111 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,583 Hello? BETTS: Get off of me. 112 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:43,423 Oh, yeah? THAD: I'm gonna make you see red. 113 00:05:43,416 --> 00:05:44,996 (BOTH GROANING) Knock it off! 114 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,330 Get off, you smell worse than Thad. 115 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,293 You know, you're no rose garden either, Betts. 116 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:52,461 And you, you'll never take me alive, you green golem. 117 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:54,378 Guys, I-I don't think 118 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:56,705 this is one of the Leader's artificial constructs. 119 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:58,328 Why isn't he finishing us off? 120 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,830 Because he's the real deal. 121 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,633 Thad, Betts, Junior, 122 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,995 meet the Hulk. 123 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 All right, who are you guys? 124 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,500 Where am I? When am I? 125 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,420 (YELLING) Nice dinosaur. 126 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,576 Coming through. 127 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:22,456 Split up! Divide and conquer! 128 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:24,498 I don't think that was Hulk's plan. 129 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,960 Well, Greenie ain't here, 130 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:28,458 so this big red meanie is all mine. 131 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:31,173 Whoa. 132 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,633 (GROWLING) 133 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:40,285 Vampire Devil, come down and fight Skaar like... 134 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:42,501 Like... Skaar! 135 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,170 (ROARING) 136 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:45,996 Not what Skaar meant. 137 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:51,498 RED SKULL-ASAURUS: You are free once more, Mein Kommandant. 138 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:55,080 I'm beginning to see the value in this team concept. 139 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:58,208 You can't be serious. 140 00:06:58,208 --> 00:06:59,998 Yup, this is the real Hulk. 141 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,500 I borrowed Junior's time belt 142 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,290 and brought him back from the past. 143 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:07,211 You stole my prototype? It hasn't even been tested. 144 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:09,418 Has now, and it works great. 145 00:07:09,416 --> 00:07:10,496 What? 146 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,750 Ease up on the kid, Junior. 147 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:14,380 HULK: Knock it off. 148 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:16,455 Now I'm going to ask you one last time, 149 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:19,288 who are you and why did you bring me here? 150 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:22,581 Haven't you figured it out? We're your kids. 151 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:29,285 HULK: RJ3, Rick Jones III? 152 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:36,205 (CHUCKLING) No question whose kids the tomato-faced twins are. 153 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:40,208 So Junior must belong to...me. 154 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:44,288 So, your parents? 155 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:47,461 We're all that's left since Leader took over. 156 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:49,998 But we're carrying on the underground resistance, 157 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,380 started by our parents. 158 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,423 How do you stay hidden? 159 00:07:57,416 --> 00:07:59,246 Junior made these wrist bands that mask 160 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,580 all of our gamma signatures. 161 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,753 Um... I'm not wearing a wrist band. 162 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,880 (BEEPING) Uh... 163 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:08,745 (ALARM BLARING) THAD: Leader-bots! 164 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:14,206 Surrender, or be destroyed. 165 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,250 (FAINTLY GROWLING) 166 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:20,423 (GROWLING) 167 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,746 All right, kids, on my mark, we... 168 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,580 I got this. RJ3, fall back. 169 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:27,753 Thad, flank right. Betts, left. 170 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,880 Nobody tells me what to do. 171 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:32,998 (GROANING) 172 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,460 Get this through your thick, red head, Thad, 173 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:38,418 I have the strategy, so I give the orders. 174 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:44,955 (GRUNTING) Next time, lead by example. 175 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:48,458 You wanna talk the talk, first you gotta smash the smash. 176 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:50,708 And you need to start following orders. 177 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,578 Hey, watch out! 178 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:57,293 (BOTH GROANING) Quit tripping me up, you little bowling ball. 179 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,578 Try a little teamwork for a change. 180 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,463 (GRUNTING) RJ away! 181 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,583 Betts, draw their fire like me. 182 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:08,883 Are you nuts? 183 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,003 Gotta learn to trust your teammates. 184 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,420 See, my plan worked. 185 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:24,076 I knew if I brought in the big green, 186 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,713 he could help us take down Leader. 187 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:29,078 All he did was draw Leader's forces to our base. 188 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:30,463 Now we have to run. 189 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:34,128 No, now's the time to take the fight straight to Leader. 190 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,705 How are we going to stand up to Leader's entire army? 191 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:38,578 HULK: By working together. 192 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:40,883 One finger can't do much on its own, 193 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:44,325 but put them all together, and you can smash. 194 00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:50,458 (LEADER LAUGHING) 195 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:54,208 All my attempts to change the past were defeated, 196 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:58,458 but mashed monstrously together, they will crush you. 197 00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:00,878 My future begins now. 198 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,170 You are not my equal, Red Hulk. 199 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:10,456 Red Skull-asaurus will always be superior. 200 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:13,168 RED HULK: You'd be ugly in any color, Skull, 201 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,326 but I'm going to make you black and blue. 202 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:19,955 Devil not fly away with Skaar. 203 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,748 Skaar strong. 204 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:24,710 Skaar not-not fly! 205 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,458 (BOTH GROANING) 206 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,745 Ha, nice timing, Shaggy. 207 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:38,418 SHE-HULK: What's the matter, snow cones, can't take the heat? 208 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:42,130 (GROANING) Cold! 209 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,575 Not liking the cold. 210 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:47,075 (SCREECHING) 211 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,423 Hey, watch where you're retreating. 212 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,456 Retreat? What are you talking about? 213 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,248 Thunderbolt Ross doesn't know the meaning of the word retreat. 214 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,880 You know the meaning of buy us some time? 215 00:10:56,875 --> 00:11:00,285 No, but I do know the meaning of weapons, 216 00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:02,331 and Doc Doom's gotta have plenty. 217 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:05,463 That's right, run and hide. 218 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,998 You'll only delay the inevitable. 219 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:12,245 (CLICKING) 220 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:15,750 Whoa-o-o, what Doc Doom don't got in food, 221 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,710 he makes up for in hot guns. 222 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,708 We need more than those noise makers. 223 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,208 We need a plan. 224 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:25,288 Yes, Skaar have plan. Skaar slash. 225 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:27,251 We need a better plan, 226 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,960 every hulk for himself isn't working. 227 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:33,498 We have to team up, just like Hulk taught us. 228 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:36,878 HULK: Oh, no. 229 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,125 A world of Leaders? 230 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:42,575 Wow, that's just wrong. 231 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,333 And that's even wronger. 232 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,003 BETTS: That's Leader Tower. 233 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,750 JUNIOR: The transmitter scans for humans 234 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,880 and teleports them into his lab... 235 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,165 And replaces them with his clones. 236 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,626 So Leader finally realized he can't lead 237 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,705 anybody but himself. 238 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:59,328 He must be a shriveled up old man by now. 239 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,253 Not exactly, Greenie. 240 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,500 What are you doing? 241 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,710 Leading by example. This is how we bust into Leader's lair. 242 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:08,708 (GRUNTS) 243 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:13,205 JUNIOR: I think this is an example of a really bad idea. 244 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,878 Whatever, let's go. 245 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:17,375 (BETTS SCREAMING) 246 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:24,003 Is that... The Leader? 247 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,330 JUNIOR: It's his consciousness, 248 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,253 downloaded into a super computer 249 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:30,630 through a process called Life Extending Artificial Digitized Reality. 250 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,126 (RJ3 READING) 251 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:35,325 "L.E.A.D.R," get it? 252 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:39,463 Your Leader has deemed you inferior and unworthy of his planet. 253 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,708 Prepare to be replaced. 254 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,248 HULK: The Negative Zone. 255 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:46,830 So that's where he's stashing all the people he's replaced. 256 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,633 Not if I can help it. 257 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,455 Wait, what are you doing? 258 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,998 Leading by example. 259 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,625 Intruders, destroy them. 260 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:03,290 Thad, Betts, clear the civilians from the portal. 261 00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:06,001 RJ3, you're on smash detail with me. 262 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,330 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 263 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:14,003 Gamma express, coming through. All aboard. 264 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,958 Wouldn't it be simpler to smash that thing? 265 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:21,458 Simpler, yes, but it would shut down the portal 266 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,708 and leave billions stranded in the Negative Zone. 267 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:26,378 I need to re-program... (SCREAMING) 268 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:30,995 I'm afraid I can't let you do that, my son. 269 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,330 Wait, Junior is Leader's son? 270 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,173 But I thought... You thought what? 271 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,996 That your son could build a prototype time belt 272 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,710 and re-program a Negative Zone anti-matter generator? 273 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,628 Please. 274 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:44,575 So if Leader has a son, 275 00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:47,463 does that mean there's a Mrs. Leader? 276 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,498 Forget it, don't want to know. 277 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,583 So this whole thing was a set-up. 278 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,333 LEADER: If only. 279 00:13:55,333 --> 00:14:01,003 My own progeny rejected me, defied me, betrayed me. 280 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,380 Because your twisted, egotistical dream world 281 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,875 is nothing but a dystopian nightmare. 282 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:10,455 That's why my clones are far superior offspring. 283 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,248 They're compliant and bend to my will. 284 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,130 They're small-minded and weak, 285 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,125 just like you, Dad. 286 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:20,745 LEADER: Teenagers, they think they know everything. 287 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:27,075 Well, son, I don't think you saw this coming. 288 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,000 Ah, come on. 289 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:34,575 (LOUD CRASHING) 290 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,208 (ROARS) 291 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,708 RED SKULL-ASAURUS: Impossible, they cannot have escaped. 292 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,128 Search for another exit. 293 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,125 Now. 294 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:59,003 Uh... Where's the boom? These are EMP cannons. 295 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,170 They disable anything electronic. 296 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,996 Guns that stop things from going boom? 297 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,880 Where's the fun in that? 298 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:11,708 (GRUNTING) 299 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,883 Skaar have plenty fun. 300 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,328 (ROARING) 301 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:22,578 Hey Red, what happens when vamps meet gamma? 302 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,463 (LAUGHING) Let's find out. 303 00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:25,998 Fire away, Jones. 304 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,000 We'll handle Skull and the bloodsucker. 305 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,830 You two take out frosty. 306 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,173 Smashers, go. 307 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:36,576 (GRUNTING) 308 00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,423 Ah! Stupid weapon not work. Here, try this setting. 309 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,456 Okay, Skaar try. (BEEPING) 310 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,500 (GIGGLING) Sonic pulse, 311 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,170 totally messes up their equilibrium. 312 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,246 What? I read the manual. 313 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,460 (DINOSAUR ROARING) 314 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,415 (CHUCKLES) 315 00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:13,076 Skaar like when cold bird lizard crash. 316 00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,131 THE LEADER: You icicle brain! 317 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,165 Attack them, attack! 318 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,748 Skaar have plan now. 319 00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:27,998 Slash! 320 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,960 THE LEADER: Oh no. 321 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,998 Enough, cease fire. 322 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,130 Obey my orders. 323 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,245 (YELPING) 324 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,495 Try following this one... Stay. 325 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,998 Combined attack, now. 326 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,248 Isn't time travel wonderful? 327 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,750 It allows me to defeat past, present, and future 328 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,380 in one fell swoop. 329 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,075 Hey, what's with your pop's face? 330 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,963 The spider is using up all his processing power. 331 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:04,958 Keep him distracted, 332 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,418 and maybe I can teleport everyone back 333 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,876 from the Negative Zone. 334 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,875 You heard Junior, split up, we're the bait. 335 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,575 Future Hulk smash! 336 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,503 And what futile heroic gesture 337 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,130 are you attempting now, my prodigal? 338 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,705 It's pretty simple, actually, Dad. 339 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,878 Thanks to your meticulous attention to detail, 340 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:30,875 each one of your clones corresponds to a specific human. 341 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,705 And thanks to your obsessive need for control, 342 00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:36,128 each clone has its own GPS tracker, 343 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,745 so all I have to do is sync the Negative Zone portal 344 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,710 with your clones, and poof, 345 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,828 every human goes back to where they belong. 346 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:46,833 And why would you be so foolish as to reveal your plan? 347 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,293 Because there's nothing you can do to stop it. 348 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:50,381 Watch me. 349 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,170 Not bad, 350 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,206 but can you override my programming 351 00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,748 and control your giant spider-bot at the same time? 352 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,000 HULK: Go for the legs. 353 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,578 No! 354 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,423 Get up, attack. 355 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,630 Just what I was hoping you'd do. 356 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,125 Portal retrieval activated. 357 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,130 No, reverse teleportation. 358 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,128 Let's knock this giant down the beanstalk. 359 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,963 (SCREAMING) 360 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,878 Rise, my creation. 361 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:46,745 Block out current user, divert all power to spider-bot. 362 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,330 Reverse teleportation. 363 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,963 That's the thing about real leaders, Dad. 364 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,878 They know they can't control everything at once. 365 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,375 So they make the tough choices. 366 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:58,575 Or they learn to multi-task. Huh? 367 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,328 (GRUNTING) 368 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,833 Let's finish the job, future smashers. 369 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:12,828 You can't get away with this. No, no! 370 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,286 HULK: That's the other thing about real leaders. 371 00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:18,381 They have friends who back them up. 372 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,285 See, I knew if I brought big green back to the future, 373 00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,831 he'd defeat Leader for good. 374 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,883 No, Junior defeated his father long ago 375 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,575 when he chose the right path. 376 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,003 You're more of a leader than he could ever hope to be. 377 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000 And you're more of a father than he could ever hope to be. 378 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Thanks. 379 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,075 Fortunately, his gamma generator is still working. 380 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,633 The belt's recharged and ready to send 381 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,245 you back to your time. 382 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,130 So, good luck back there. 383 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,628 Thanks, and you know, you young punks 384 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,995 might shape up into a team in spite of yourselves. 385 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,831 I think the future's in good hands. 386 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,713 Let's hope the past is too. 387 00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:57,878 See you. 388 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,996 Skaar find Hulk, again. 389 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,830 Took you long enough, Greenie. 390 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,333 How come you ditched us? 391 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,383 Yeah, and left us to fight 392 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,455 all these monster mash-ups on our own. 393 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,998 You guys handled it just fine, 394 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,290 even if I didn't teach you 395 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,001 how to clean up after yourselves. 396 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,210 Hopefully these things can still sync up. 397 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,500 Well, this is promising. 398 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,958 Leader's army is history. 399 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,710 No! 400 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,288 You didn't send dinosaurs back to fight Dracula, though, right? 401 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:49,081 Though, that would be kind of awesome. 402 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:52,253 (GROANING) Gloat now, ogres. 403 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,580 One day in the future I'll become too powerful 404 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:57,003 for even you to stop me, Hulk. 405 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,330 HULK: Not as long as I got my smashers. 406 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:03,633 Hey, by the way, I didn't know twins run in your family. 407 00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,415 Yeah, so? 408 00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:07,626 Wait a minute. How'd you know that? 409 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:12,205 Sure, it's tempting to do it all yourself, 410 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,998 but a hero should teach others, 411 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 especially the next generation, 412 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,290 to stand up and fight for what's right. 413 00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,711 Hulk out. Wait, wait. 414 00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,128 Seriously, Green, how'd you know 415 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,575 about the twins thing? 416 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,133 Come on, you better start talkin', 417 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,165 or I'll knock you into next week. 36386

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