Original subtitles

A-Bomb busy, so Skaar tell floaty things what happened.

Skaar smash smart dinos.

Skaar smash green ice giants.

Skaar smash bite-y men.

Skaar smash Hydra.

Skaar not know why. Skaar not care why.

Skaar just smash. (LAUGHING)

SHE-HULK: Seriously?

You have no idea we had to fight all those things

because Leader stole Dr. Doom's time belt,

went back in time and changed the past,

and now Hulk's lost in time, chasing after him.

Whose idea was it to let Shaggy

do all the splainin'?

I was just raiding Doom's fridge for a snack.

Trust me, you do not want to try

the Latverian head cheese.

(SHUDDERING)

All right, how'd Greenie mess up the past this time?

A-BOMB: This future doesn't look so bad.

(LAUGHING)

And it just got worse.

HULK: Gotcha. (LEADER YELLING)

Finally. Hey, smashers.

Skaar find Hulk.

About time you got your green butt back here, J-Jaws.

Why? Everything in our time okay?

Yeah, but you wouldn't believe the crazy stuff

we had to smash while you and the Leader

were off messing with the past.

Good thing you changed it all back to normal.

THE LEADER: He changed nothing, you imbeciles.

Those alternate timelines still exist,

and can be accessed.

Now imagine the primordial past,

folded into my possible futures.

I will unleash upon the world my army

of paradox monsters.

(DINOSAUR ROARING)

Devil Boy is vampire?

SHE-HULK: Oh, no,

not a frosty Sauron!

RED HULK: And a Red Skull dinosaur?

You gotta be kidding me.

A-BOMB: Oh, check out little gamma dino.

Cool.

No wait, not cool.

(LAUGHING)

No, not cool at all.

HULK: Get ready, smashers.

Skaar slash dinosaurs.

(ROARING)

(LEADER WHIMPERING)

No, no, no, oh.

HULK: Better sit this one out, big brain.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

While you oafs remain focused on the past,

I believe I'll... That's enough.

Give me that.

No, you ain't goin' nowhere.

-(GRUNTING) -(MUMBLING)

Now watch how a real leader leads his team

to smash your blast from the past.

And that's right where we're going to send him back to.

My time belt is still synced to Leader's.

On my mark... Hulk!

(YELLING)

SKAAR: Hulk go poof again.

What'd you do with Greenie, big brow?

How could I have possibly done anything to him

since you behemoths saw fit to destroy my time belt.

So if you didn't, who did?

More importantly, how are we going to stop

all these retro reptiles?

Whoa, where am I?

And who grabbed me? Show yourself.

RJ3: Hey.

(SCOFFS) A-Bomb?

I'm no A-Bomb. You can call me RJ3.

Well, you can call me M-A-D, and you're going to be D-O-A

if you don't get me back to my own time A-S-A-P.

I-I can't. I don't have enough power left.

Besides, you have to save us.

Save you? I don't even know you.

But you're him, you even have the cameras following you,

just like he said you would.

Like who said?

What is this, the future or something?

He'll explain everything.

Come on. Wait, kid.

(GROANS) So I come all the way to the future

just to play tag with a pint-size A-Bomb?

I hate time travel.

HULK: The Latverian Embassy again, huh?

At least it's one familiar place here in Tomorrowland.

Hey, kid, this better not be a...

Trap.

(GIRL SCREAMING)

Guys, wait, no, it's...

It's one of his hunter constructs.

In the vault, RJ. We got this.

-(YELLING) -(GRUNTING)

Look, kid, I don't want to fight you.

Too bad, green giant, 'cause you're gonna fight us.

Nobody messes with the Gamma twins.

JUNIOR: Watch it, clumsies.

BETTS: Who you calling clumsy? (SIGHS)

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

(OVERLAPPING ARGUING) Hey, can we talk here?

Hello? BETTS: Get off of me.

Oh, yeah? THAD: I'm gonna make you see red.

(BOTH GROANING) Knock it off!

Get off, you smell worse than Thad.

You know, you're no rose garden either, Betts.

And you, you'll never take me alive, you green golem.

Guys, I-I don't think

this is one of the Leader's artificial constructs.

Why isn't he finishing us off?

Because he's the real deal.

Thad, Betts, Junior,

meet the Hulk.

All right, who are you guys?

Where am I? When am I?

(YELLING) Nice dinosaur.

Coming through.

Split up! Divide and conquer!

I don't think that was Hulk's plan.

Well, Greenie ain't here,

so this big red meanie is all mine.

Whoa.

(GROWLING)

Vampire Devil, come down and fight Skaar like...

Like... Skaar!

(ROARING)

Not what Skaar meant.

RED SKULL-ASAURUS: You are free once more, Mein Kommandant.

I'm beginning to see the value in this team concept.

You can't be serious.

Yup, this is the real Hulk.

I borrowed Junior's time belt

and brought him back from the past.

You stole my prototype? It hasn't even been tested.

Has now, and it works great.

What?

Ease up on the kid, Junior.

HULK: Knock it off.

Now I'm going to ask you one last time,

who are you and why did you bring me here?

Haven't you figured it out? We're your kids.

HULK: RJ3, Rick Jones III?

(CHUCKLING) No question whose kids the tomato-faced twins are.

So Junior must belong to...me.

So, your parents?

We're all that's left since Leader took over.

But we're carrying on the underground resistance,

started by our parents.

How do you stay hidden?

Junior made these wrist bands that mask

all of our gamma signatures.

Um... I'm not wearing a wrist band.

(BEEPING) Uh...

(ALARM BLARING) THAD: Leader-bots!

Surrender, or be destroyed.

(FAINTLY GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

All right, kids, on my mark, we...

I got this. RJ3, fall back.

Thad, flank right. Betts, left.

Nobody tells me what to do.

(GROANING)

Get this through your thick, red head, Thad,

I have the strategy, so I give the orders.

(GRUNTING) Next time, lead by example.

You wanna talk the talk, first you gotta smash the smash.

And you need to start following orders.

Hey, watch out!

(BOTH GROANING) Quit tripping me up, you little bowling ball.

Try a little teamwork for a change.

(GRUNTING) RJ away!

Betts, draw their fire like me.

Are you nuts?

Gotta learn to trust your teammates.

See, my plan worked.

I knew if I brought in the big green,

he could help us take down Leader.

All he did was draw Leader's forces to our base.

Now we have to run.

No, now's the time to take the fight straight to Leader.

How are we going to stand up to Leader's entire army?

HULK: By working together.

One finger can't do much on its own,

but put them all together, and you can smash.

(LEADER LAUGHING)

All my attempts to change the past were defeated,

but mashed monstrously together, they will crush you.

My future begins now.

You are not my equal, Red Hulk.

Red Skull-asaurus will always be superior.

RED HULK: You'd be ugly in any color, Skull,

but I'm going to make you black and blue.

Devil not fly away with Skaar.

Skaar strong.

Skaar not-not fly!

(BOTH GROANING)

Ha, nice timing, Shaggy.

SHE-HULK: What's the matter, snow cones, can't take the heat?

(GROANING) Cold!

Not liking the cold.

(SCREECHING)

Hey, watch where you're retreating.

Retreat? What are you talking about?

Thunderbolt Ross doesn't know the meaning of the word retreat.

You know the meaning of buy us some time?

No, but I do know the meaning of weapons,

and Doc Doom's gotta have plenty.

That's right, run and hide.

You'll only delay the inevitable.

(CLICKING)

Whoa-o-o, what Doc Doom don't got in food,

he makes up for in hot guns.

We need more than those noise makers.

We need a plan.

Yes, Skaar have plan. Skaar slash.

We need a better plan,

every hulk for himself isn't working.

We have to team up, just like Hulk taught us.

HULK: Oh, no.

A world of Leaders?

Wow, that's just wrong.

And that's even wronger.

BETTS: That's Leader Tower.

JUNIOR: The transmitter scans for humans

and teleports them into his lab...

And replaces them with his clones.

So Leader finally realized he can't lead

anybody but himself.

He must be a shriveled up old man by now.

Not exactly, Greenie.

What are you doing?

Leading by example. This is how we bust into Leader's lair.

(GRUNTS)

JUNIOR: I think this is an example of a really bad idea.

Whatever, let's go.

(BETTS SCREAMING)

Is that... The Leader?

JUNIOR: It's his consciousness,

downloaded into a super computer

through a process called Life Extending Artificial Digitized Reality.

(RJ3 READING)

"L.E.A.D.R," get it?

Your Leader has deemed you inferior and unworthy of his planet.

Prepare to be replaced.

HULK: The Negative Zone.

So that's where he's stashing all the people he's replaced.

Not if I can help it.

Wait, what are you doing?

Leading by example.

Intruders, destroy them.

Thad, Betts, clear the civilians from the portal.

RJ3, you're on smash detail with me.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Gamma express, coming through. All aboard.

Wouldn't it be simpler to smash that thing?

Simpler, yes, but it would shut down the portal

and leave billions stranded in the Negative Zone.

I need to re-program... (SCREAMING)

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, my son.

Wait, Junior is Leader's son?

But I thought... You thought what?

That your son could build a prototype time belt

and re-program a Negative Zone anti-matter generator?

Please.

So if Leader has a son,

does that mean there's a Mrs. Leader?

Forget it, don't want to know.

So this whole thing was a set-up.

LEADER: If only.

My own progeny rejected me, defied me, betrayed me.

Because your twisted, egotistical dream world

is nothing but a dystopian nightmare.

That's why my clones are far superior offspring.

They're compliant and bend to my will.

They're small-minded and weak,

just like you, Dad.

LEADER: Teenagers, they think they know everything.

Well, son, I don't think you saw this coming.

Ah, come on.

(LOUD CRASHING)

(ROARS)

RED SKULL-ASAURUS: Impossible, they cannot have escaped.

Search for another exit.

Now.

Uh... Where's the boom? These are EMP cannons.

They disable anything electronic.

Guns that stop things from going boom?

Where's the fun in that?

(GRUNTING)

Skaar have plenty fun.

(ROARING)

Hey Red, what happens when vamps meet gamma?

(LAUGHING) Let's find out.

Fire away, Jones.

We'll handle Skull and the bloodsucker.

You two take out frosty.

Smashers, go.

(GRUNTING)

Ah! Stupid weapon not work. Here, try this setting.

Okay, Skaar try. (BEEPING)

(GIGGLING) Sonic pulse,

totally messes up their equilibrium.

What? I read the manual.

(DINOSAUR ROARING)

(CHUCKLES)

Skaar like when cold bird lizard crash.

THE LEADER: You icicle brain!

Attack them, attack!

Skaar have plan now.

Slash!

THE LEADER: Oh no.

Enough, cease fire.

Obey my orders.

(YELPING)

Try following this one... Stay.

Combined attack, now.

Isn't time travel wonderful?

It allows me to defeat past, present, and future

in one fell swoop.

Hey, what's with your pop's face?

The spider is using up all his processing power.

Keep him distracted,

and maybe I can teleport everyone back

from the Negative Zone.

You heard Junior, split up, we're the bait.

Future Hulk smash!

And what futile heroic gesture

are you attempting now, my prodigal?

It's pretty simple, actually, Dad.

Thanks to your meticulous attention to detail,

each one of your clones corresponds to a specific human.

And thanks to your obsessive need for control,

each clone has its own GPS tracker,

so all I have to do is sync the Negative Zone portal

with your clones, and poof,

every human goes back to where they belong.

And why would you be so foolish as to reveal your plan?

Because there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Watch me.

Not bad,

but can you override my programming

and control your giant spider-bot at the same time?

HULK: Go for the legs.

No!

Get up, attack.

Just what I was hoping you'd do.

Portal retrieval activated.

No, reverse teleportation.

Let's knock this giant down the beanstalk.

(SCREAMING)

Rise, my creation.

Block out current user, divert all power to spider-bot.

Reverse teleportation.

That's the thing about real leaders, Dad.

They know they can't control everything at once.

So they make the tough choices.

Or they learn to multi-task. Huh?

(GRUNTING)

Let's finish the job, future smashers.

You can't get away with this. No, no!

HULK: That's the other thing about real leaders.

They have friends who back them up.

See, I knew if I brought big green back to the future,

he'd defeat Leader for good.

No, Junior defeated his father long ago

when he chose the right path.

You're more of a leader than he could ever hope to be.

And you're more of a father than he could ever hope to be.

Thanks.

Fortunately, his gamma generator is still working.

The belt's recharged and ready to send

you back to your time.

So, good luck back there.

Thanks, and you know, you young punks

might shape up into a team in spite of yourselves.

I think the future's in good hands.

Let's hope the past is too.

See you.

Skaar find Hulk, again.

Took you long enough, Greenie.

How come you ditched us?

Yeah, and left us to fight

all these monster mash-ups on our own.

You guys handled it just fine,

even if I didn't teach you

how to clean up after yourselves.

Hopefully these things can still sync up.

Well, this is promising.

Leader's army is history.

No!

You didn't send dinosaurs back to fight Dracula, though, right?

Though, that would be kind of awesome.

(GROANING) Gloat now, ogres.

One day in the future I'll become too powerful

for even you to stop me, Hulk.

HULK: Not as long as I got my smashers.

Hey, by the way, I didn't know twins run in your family.

Yeah, so?

Wait a minute. How'd you know that?

Sure, it's tempting to do it all yourself,

but a hero should teach others,

especially the next generation,

to stand up and fight for what's right.

Hulk out. Wait, wait.

Seriously, Green, how'd you know

about the twins thing?

Come on, you better start talkin',

or I'll knock you into next week.