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A-Bomb busy, so Skaar tell
floaty things what happened.
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Skaar smash smart dinos.
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Skaar smash green ice giants.
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Skaar smash bite-y men.
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Skaar smash Hydra.
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Skaar not know why.
Skaar not care why.
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Skaar just smash.
(LAUGHING)
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SHE-HULK: Seriously?
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You have no idea we had
to fight all those things
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because Leaderstole Dr. Doom's time belt,
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went back in timeand changed the past,
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and now Hulk's lost in time,chasing after him.
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Whose idea was it
to let Shaggy
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do all the splainin'?
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I was just raiding
Doom's fridge for a snack.
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Trust me,
you do not want to try
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the Latverian head cheese.
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(SHUDDERING)
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All right, how'd Greenie
mess up the past this time?
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A-BOMB: This future
doesn't look so bad.
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(LAUGHING)
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And it just got worse.
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HULK: Gotcha.
(LEADER YELLING)
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Finally.
Hey, smashers.
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Skaar find Hulk.
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About time you got your
green butt back here, J-Jaws.
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Why?
Everything in our time okay?
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Yeah, but you wouldn't
believe the crazy stuff
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we had to smash
while you and the Leader
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were off messing
with the past.
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Good thing you changed it
all back to normal.
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THE LEADER:
He changed nothing,
you imbeciles.
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Those alternate timelines
still exist,
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and can be accessed.
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Now imagine
the primordial past,
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folded into
my possible futures.
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I will unleash
upon the world my army
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of paradox monsters.
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(DINOSAUR ROARING)
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Devil Boy is vampire?
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SHE-HULK: Oh, no,
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not a frosty Sauron!
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RED HULK:
And a Red Skull dinosaur?
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You gotta be kidding me.
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A-BOMB: Oh, check out
little gamma dino.
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Cool.
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No wait, not cool.
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(LAUGHING)
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No, not cool at all.
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HULK: Get ready, smashers.
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Skaar slash dinosaurs.
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(ROARING)
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(LEADER WHIMPERING)
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No, no, no, oh.
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HULK: Better sit
this one out, big brain.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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While you oafs
remain focused on the past,
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I believe I'll...
That's enough.
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Give me that.
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No, you ain't
goin' nowhere.
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-(GRUNTING)
-(MUMBLING)
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Now watch how a real leader
leads his team
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to smash your blast
from the past.
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And that's right where
we're going to
send him back to.
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My time belt
is still synced to Leader's.
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On my mark...
Hulk!
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(YELLING)
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SKAAR: Hulk go poof again.
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What'd you do
with Greenie, big brow?
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How could I have possibly done
anything to him
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since you behemoths saw fit
to destroy my time belt.
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So if you didn't,
who did?
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More importantly,
how are we going to stop
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all these retro reptiles?
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Whoa, where am I?
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And who grabbed me?
Show yourself.
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RJ3: Hey.
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(SCOFFS)
A-Bomb?
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I'm no A-Bomb.
You can call me RJ3.
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Well, you can call me M-A-D,
and you're going to be D-O-A
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if you don't get me back
to my own time A-S-A-P.
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I-I can't. I don't have
enough power left.
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Besides,
you have to save us.
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Save you?
I don't even know you.
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But you're him,
you even have
the cameras following you,
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just like
he said you would.
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Like who said?
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What is this,
the future or something?
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He'll explain everything.
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Come on.
Wait, kid.
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(GROANS)
So I come all the way
to the future
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just to play tag
with a pint-size A-Bomb?
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I hate time travel.
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HULK:
The Latverian Embassy
again, huh?
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At least it's one familiar
place here in Tomorrowland.
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Hey, kid,
this better not be a...
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Trap.
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(GIRL SCREAMING)
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00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,210
Guys, wait, no, it's...
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It's one
of his hunter constructs.
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In the vault, RJ.
We got this.
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-(YELLING)
-(GRUNTING)
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Look, kid,
I don't want to fight you.
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Too bad, green giant,
'cause you're gonna fight us.
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Nobody messes
with the Gamma twins.
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JUNIOR:
Watch it, clumsies.
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BETTS:
Who you calling clumsy?
(SIGHS)
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The more things change,
the more they stay the same.
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(OVERLAPPING ARGUING)
Hey, can we talk here?
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Hello?
BETTS: Get off of me.
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Oh, yeah?
THAD: I'm gonna
make you see red.
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(BOTH GROANING)
Knock it off!
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Get off,
you smell worse than Thad.
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You know, you're no
rose garden either, Betts.
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And you, you'll never
take me alive,
you green golem.
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Guys,
I-I don't think
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this is one of the Leader's
artificial constructs.
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Why isn't
he finishing us off?
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Because he's the real deal.
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Thad, Betts, Junior,
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meet the Hulk.
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All right,
who are you guys?
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Where am I?
When am I?
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(YELLING)
Nice dinosaur.
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Coming through.
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Split up!
Divide and conquer!
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I don't think
that was Hulk's plan.
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Well,
Greenie ain't here,
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so this big red meanie
is all mine.
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Whoa.
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(GROWLING)
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Vampire Devil, come down
and fight Skaar like...
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Like... Skaar!
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(ROARING)
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Not what Skaar meant.
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RED SKULL-ASAURUS:
You are free once more,
Mein Kommandant.
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I'm beginning to see the value
in this team concept.
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You can't be serious.
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Yup,
this is the real Hulk.
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I borrowed
Junior's time belt
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and brought him back
from the past.
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You stole my prototype?
It hasn't even been tested.
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Has now,
and it works great.
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What?
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Ease up
on the kid, Junior.
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HULK: Knock it off.
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Now I'm going to ask
you one last time,
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who are you and why
did you bring me here?
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Haven't you figured it out?
We're your kids.
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HULK: RJ3, Rick Jones III?
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(CHUCKLING)
No question whose kids
the tomato-faced twins are.
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So Junior
must belong to...me.
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So, your parents?
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We're all that's left
since Leader took over.
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But we're carrying on
the underground resistance,
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started by our parents.
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How do you stay hidden?
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Junior made
these wrist bands that mask
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all of our gamma signatures.
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Um... I'm not wearing
a wrist band.
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(BEEPING)
Uh...
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(ALARM BLARING)
THAD: Leader-bots!
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Surrender,or be destroyed.
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(FAINTLY GROWLING)
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(GROWLING)
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All right, kids,
on my mark, we...
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I got this.
RJ3, fall back.
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Thad, flank right.
Betts, left.
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Nobody tells me
what to do.
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(GROANING)
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Get this through
your thick, red head, Thad,
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I have the strategy,
so I give the orders.
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(GRUNTING)
Next time, lead by example.
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You wanna talk the talk,
first you gotta
smash the smash.
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And you need to start
following orders.
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Hey, watch out!
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(BOTH GROANING)
Quit tripping me up,
you little bowling ball.
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Try a little teamwork
for a change.
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(GRUNTING)
RJ away!
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Betts, draw their fire
like me.
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Are you nuts?
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Gotta learn to trust
your teammates.
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See,
my plan worked.
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I knew if I brought in
the big green,
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he could help us
take down Leader.
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All he did was draw
Leader's forces to our base.
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Now we have to run.
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No, now's the time to take
the fight straight to Leader.
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How are we going to stand up
to Leader's entire army?
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HULK: By working together.
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One finger can't do much
on its own,
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but put them all together,
and you can smash.
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(LEADER LAUGHING)
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All my attempts to change
the past were defeated,
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but mashed
monstrously together,
they will crush you.
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My future begins now.
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You are not my equal,
Red Hulk.
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Red Skull-asaurus
will always be superior.
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00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:13,168
RED HULK: You'd be ugly
in any color, Skull,
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but I'm going to make you
black and blue.
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Devil not
fly away with Skaar.
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Skaar strong.
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00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:24,710
Skaar not-not fly!
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(BOTH GROANING)
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Ha, nice timing, Shaggy.
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SHE-HULK: What's
the matter, snow cones,
can't take the heat?
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(GROANING)
Cold!
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Not liking the cold.
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(SCREECHING)
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Hey, watch
where you're retreating.
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00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,456
Retreat?
What are you talking about?
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Thunderbolt Ross
doesn't know the meaning
of the word retreat.
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00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,880
You know the meaning
of buy us some time?
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No, but I do know
the meaning of weapons,
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and Doc Doom's
gotta have plenty.
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00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:05,463
That's right,
run and hide.
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00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,998
You'll only delay
the inevitable.
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(CLICKING)
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00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:15,750
Whoa-o-o,
what Doc Doom
don't got in food,
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he makes up
for in hot guns.
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00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,708
We need more than
those noise makers.
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00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,208
We need a plan.
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Yes, Skaar have plan.
Skaar slash.
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We need a better plan,
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every hulk for himself
isn't working.
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00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:33,498
We have to team up,
just like Hulk taught us.
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HULK: Oh, no.
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A world of Leaders?
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Wow, that's just wrong.
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And that's even wronger.
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BETTS: That's Leader Tower.
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JUNIOR: The transmitterscans for humans
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and teleports theminto his lab...
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And replaces themwith his clones.
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So Leader finally realized
he can't lead
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anybody but himself.
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He must be a shriveled up
old man by now.
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Not exactly, Greenie.
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What are you doing?
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Leading by example.
This is how we bust
into Leader's lair.
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(GRUNTS)
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JUNIOR: I think this is
an example of
a really bad idea.
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Whatever, let's go.
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00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:17,375
(BETTS SCREAMING)
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Is that... The Leader?
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JUNIOR:
It's his consciousness,
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downloaded
into a super computer
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through a process called
Life Extending
Artificial Digitized Reality.
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(RJ3 READING)
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"L.E.A.D.R," get it?
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Your Leader has deemed you
inferior and unworthy
of his planet.
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Prepare to be replaced.
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