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(foreboding music)
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Hey, ho, history buffs!
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The Hulks are jetting into Greece
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to meet up with oneof the biggest heroes of all time.
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I grew up reading mythsand legends about this guy.
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But it turns out, he's real!
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A-Bomb: The immortal Hercules!
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Super-strong, son of a deity,
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he's like a Greek Thor!
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Been a celebrityfor literally thousands of years.
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And he wants to party with us!
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Hercules' idea of a party
isn't the same as yours, Rick.
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Last time he invited me to one,
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we ended up battling some kind of giant
lion-goat-snake monster thing.
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You wouldn't know a party
if it backed over you in a clown car.
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Truth.
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And after being lost in space,
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forced on the run by the government,
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then hunting down the bad guys
who framed us,
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we deserve some chill time.
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Skaar chill hard!
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We're heroes. We don't take breaks.
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Only reason we took his invite
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is because I know it means trouble.
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(static)
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Now that we've cleared our names,
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we gotta work extra-hardto keep 'em clear.
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That means staying away from "heroes"
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who care more about having funthan saving people.
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(static)
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Check it out!
When Hercules was still a baby,
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he choked out two huge snakes!
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Sounds like a pretty cool guy.
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How come we've never met him before?
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He defends Mount Olympus
and the people of Greece.
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Doesn't get out much, but when he does,
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he stirs up more problems than he solves.
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The more you complain about him,
the more I like him!
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A-Bomb: Come on, dude. Get into it!
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So what if we have to slap around
some monsters?
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Afterward, we can chow
on souvlaki, tzatziki, and baklava!
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What "back lava"?
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I don't know, but it is fun to say.
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A-Bomb: And Greece hassome awesome ruins,
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amazing beaches,
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and tons of tasty nummy-nums. Mm-mm.
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But I thought the girls would be cuter!
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(screeching)
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Those are girls, right?
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I mean, if they are,
we can still salvage this party.
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Yeah, I don't think they're here to party.
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(gasps)
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(groaning)
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A-Bomb: They are tearing the jet apart!
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-We're going down!
-(alarm beeping)
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(theme music)
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(creatures screeching)
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-(glass shatters)
-(screeching)
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I'll give you something to scream about,
you tone-deaf, harpy freak!
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(gunfire)
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(screeching)
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Get the rocket boards!
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(engines whining)
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They're not human. Don't hold back!
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-Like you gotta tell me!
-(gunfire)
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Skaar slash green monster!
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(screeching)
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Date time, Rick.
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A-Bomb: Hilarious, Jen.
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(grunts)
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Hey, ugly. Pucker up!
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Uh, that's no way to get a girlfriend.
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(screeches)
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Hey, Jen, we finally found someone
who's worse at karaoke than you.
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(laughs) Nah, I just... I meant me!
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♪ Ple-ple-please Don't punch me ♪
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-(creatures screeching)
-Oh, no. Somebody's about to get got!
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(grunts) Back, you nether spawn!
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(laughs) I haven't had this much fun
battling bird-beasts
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since I saved Prometheus
from that liver-eating vulture!
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Ah, Hulk! Glad you could make it,
old friend.
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This is your party?
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Well, I had a feast planned in my honor,
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till the ill-tempered lord
of the underworld, Pluto,
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ruined my fun with an unprovoked attack
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on the good immortals of Olympus.
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(snarling)
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Go, my harpies!
While I hold open the portal.
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Lay waste to the home of gods
and any being in your way!
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Let's wrap this up quick!
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Hercules: I'll catch up with ya, Hulk.
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First, I must meet your friends.
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Greetings, newcomers!
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Come bask in the bronze glow of Hercules!
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(sniffs) Oily.
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A-Bomb, agent of S.M.A.S.H. here.
I'm a huge fan, Herc.
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Can I call you Herc?
I read all about your 12 labors.
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The way you wrestled down
that three-headed dog...
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Super cool.
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Ah, yes, Cerberus,
hound of the underworld.
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(chuckling) Hardly a challenge!
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A-Bomb: No, no, no!
Easy on the hardware, dude!
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Until you busted it,
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that was trained to follow us around
for my web show.
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Yes, well, I suppose
if there are no songs sung
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to celebrate your glorious feats,
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you must chronicle
your adventures somehow.
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Anytime you want to jump in, guys!
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You're fighting Pluto?
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Named after the puniest non-planet
in the solar system?
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What's that hooded creepo want, anyway?
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Every few hundred years,
he comes banging on our gates.
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The sounds of our revelry
on Olympus upset him.
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So he's a big party-pooper, huh?
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We got one of those, too.
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By Jupiter!
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This jade vixen would turn Venus herself
green with envy!
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(groans)
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Quit flirtin' and get fightin'!
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Love and war go hand in hand!
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After all, who doesn't love to fight?
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(grunts)
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Hercules: Perhaps you, Pluto,
who loves nothing at all.
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Take heart,
and the gift of battle, from me!
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(shouts)
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(clattering)
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You've been bested by the best!
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Victory belongs to Hercules.
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I'm talking to you.
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-Oh, snap!
-Nice one!
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-Beard man punch hard!
-Way to go, Herc!
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See what I'm talking about?
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He cares more about himself
than saving people.
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This fight wears my soul thin.
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To me, my harpies!
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Pluto: Let us leave this hero
to his spoils.
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No wonder he's in a bad mood.
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Dude lives under a tree.
And not even a nice one.
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It's a portal to his dank, dismal
underworld realm below Olympus.
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After such a sound beating,
he won't soon return.
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Come, friends!
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Let us celebrate my victory with a feast!
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I could use a kebab.
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-Or 50!
-Opa!
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Somethin' ain't right.
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(crackling)
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(foreboding music)
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(lively music playing)
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Hercules: Pluto's been defeated.
Ambrosia for everyone!
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(all laughing)
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(munching)
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Mmm. Skaar like... Uh...
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Whatever Skaar eating. (laughs)
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(munching)
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Look at this spread!
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Herc lives like he's in Vegas
every day of his life!
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Vegas?
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Dude, this is Mount Olympus,home of the gods!
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You hear that, Hulkies?
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Herc's even got a vault of treasure herefrom all his adventures!
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It's not necessary. Really.
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Hercules: Ah, it's okay. Touch it.
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No, really. I insist. Come on!
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Um, no, thank you. (slurps)
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A-Bomb: Hulk! There you are!
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Mmm. Mmm!
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Will you quit sulking
and come party, dude?
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That battle was too easy.
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Well, yeah, 'cause Herc
is sweet at his job.
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(growls)
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Okay, he's got a bigger ego
than Red could even hope for.
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But if people were praising me
for a few thousand years,
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I probably would, too.
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(rumbles)
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Pluto: Oh, Hercules.
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Your arrogance will be
the downfall of Olympus
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and the world of men!
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Another of man's whirling,
buzzing annoyances!
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-Leave me be!
-(whirs)
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Oh, no! That's Herc's vault!
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So, you were just playing dead. (grunts)
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The lord of the underworld
does not play dead!
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-(shouts)
-(explosion)
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(Hulk grunting)
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To battle!
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You got a good bowling arm, Herc?
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Naturally. I excel at all games.
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And knocking out Pluto
is one of my favorites.
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A-Bomb: One smash-ball special comin' up!
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(laughing) A-Bomb: Yahoo!
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-(clanging)
-(A-Bomb groaning)
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(thudding)
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(all groaning)
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Pluto: Its strength as defense remains.
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Now, let us test its magic!
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(groans)
And I thought the harpies were ugly.
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(zapping)
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(screaming)
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-No!
-Stop, Hulk!
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(grunting)
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Are you nuts?
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What'd you do to him?
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I showed him the last face he'll ever see.
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Hercules: Avert your gaze, Hulk!
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Are you stoppin' me
so you can hog the glory again?
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No, friend. I was saving you
from a terrible fate.
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Hercules: Do not look!
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Pluto stole the shield of Minerva.
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It turns whoever looks at it...
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To stone!
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(foreboding music)
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(laughing)
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He changed the Smashers into statues!
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You made it sound like
Pluto wasn't even a threat.
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He wasn't, until now.
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Knowing him, he'll want to turn
everyone on Earth into stone
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using Minerva's shield.
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-Hercules: But at least we're okay, right?
-Give me that!
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The king of the underworld
is gonna turn the human race into rocks
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and you're admiring your stupid mug?
(grunts)
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Oh, so this must be one
of your famous Hulk tantrums.
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No, I'm getting ready
to smash my way into the underworld
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to stop Pluto,
and find a way to save my friends.
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It's called being a hero.
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Look, friend, perhaps it is my fault
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your companions have been turned
into statues,
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albeit less attractive ones
than I would make.
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So, let me make it up to you.
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Come! I know another way in.
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I've had many grand adventures
in the underworld
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that I can regale you with on our journey.
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Hulk: Or, you could just be quiet.
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(foreboding music)
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Hercules: Yeah, and the immortals
mourned me,
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so they were compelled
to make me one of them!
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Hulk: Yeah, great story.
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-Is this it?
-Huh?
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Oh, yes! See the lanky fellow
with the pole?
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That's Sharon,
the ferry man on the river Styx.
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Hercules: He takes souls
into the underworld.
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He's a bit of a stickler for rules
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about who he takes into the underworld,
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so you better let me do the talking.
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Sharon, my good fellow!
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My name is Charon.
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For the thousandth time.
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Now be gone, Hercules.
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I'll have no trouble from you.
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You'll have none,
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so long as you give Olympus's favorite son
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and his companion a lift.
252
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It is against the rules of the underworld
253
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,415
to take a living soul down this river.
254
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:17,673
And your ego would surely sink my raft.
255
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:21,043
(laughs) Oh, Sharon, you cut-up.
256
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,285
(Charon gasps)
257
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,043
Hulk: You just punched
a defenseless old man!
258
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,995
Nah, he's tougher than he looks.
259
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,293
Stubborn, too.
260
00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,415
Say, how are you with a push-pole?
261
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:33,919
(groans)
262
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,130
Yow! (groans)
263
00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:36,788
You dare assault the ferry man?
264
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,375
Listen, I'm sorry that... (groans)
265
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,958
You keep poor company, beast.
266
00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:42,961
(static)
267
00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:45,041
Not a defenseless old man.
268
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:47,459
Guy hits like a freight train.
269
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:52,542
Not looking for a fight!
Came here to save people!
270
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,245
Pluto is trying to turn
every person on Earth to stone.
271
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,923
And we're here to make sure he doesn't.
272
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,670
It is not like Hercules to be so selfless.
273
00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:05,831
Come aboard, and I'll show you the way.
274
00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,127
Tiring him out was my plan, too.
275
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:09,748
-(groans)
-Oh, stuff it.
276
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,290
Hercules: You mustn't take life
so seriously, Hulk.
277
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,745
It's just a ride!
278
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,174
Oh sure, it gets bumpy
and frightening at times,
279
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:20,960
but as long as you're on it,
why not enjoy it?
280
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:24,211
Because my friends
have all been turned into statues.
281
00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:26,169
Not to worry.
282
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:29,290
With my strength,
and your as-needed backup,
283
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,665
Pluto will soon taste defeat.
284
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,750
Charon: We're here.
285
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,325
Good luck to you, noble one.
286
00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:42,329
Pluto: Soon, the surface world
will be a silent cemetery.
287
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,460
Humans will become their own tombstones!
288
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,042
Hulk: We need a plan.
289
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,793
The shield can't hurt us
unless we look at it, right?
290
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:53,415
Knowing Pluto, he expanded
its power with dark magics.
291
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,170
Because unless you're me,
292
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,540
it's hard to get the whole world
to look at you.
293
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,041
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
294
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,455
(growls)
295
00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:04,499
Now, tell me more about this plan!
296
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,540
You just blew our shot at making one!
297
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,245
Eh, life is too short for plans!
298
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,577
(roaring)
299
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,672
Oh, so you want to live
the rest of it as a statue?
300
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,630
You might want to start
taking this seriously!
301
00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:22,419
Fair enough. (grunts)
302
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,670
But unless you want to turn out
like that basement-dwelling sad sack,
303
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,330
you might want to lighten up!
304
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,668
Is there no limit
to your hubris, Hercules?
305
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,503
You would face me in my own realm?
306
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:35,827
Hulk: Look out!
307
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,633
-(grunting)
-(roaring)
308
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,208
Just keep the bulls off my back, will ya?
309
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:43,381
I'm going after Pluto!
310
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,748
Oh, after a taste of glory, are you?
311
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,285
I'll rock, paper, scissors you for it!
312
00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,166
(grunting)
313
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,705
(laughing)
314
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,169
Here I come!
315
00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:00,631
(growling)
316
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,334
-Rock always wins.
-(zapping)
317
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:09,707
(groans)
318
00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:11,502
Hercules: Sweet Saturn's sickle!
319
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,213
That was my favorite leg!
320
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,001
(Hulk groaning)
321
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:19,079
(heavy footsteps approaching)
322
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,497
(roaring)
323
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,750
Hulk: Take cover!
324
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,963
(roaring)
325
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:35,751
I'll be sure to tell your admirers
exactly who failed them,
326
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,960
before I freeze them in granite.
327
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,998
Hercules: Now, hold on, Pluto.
328
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:43,213
You're only making things worse
for yourself.
329
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,127
(screaming)
330
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:53,039
(ominous music)
331
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,920
(groans, gasps)
332
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,211
(Hulk grunts)
333
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,581
Charon: I could not see
such a courageous warrior
334
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:13,917
fall by Pluto's hand, green man-beast.
335
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:18,248
Saving him, however,
was an unfortunate consequence.
336
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,710
Hercules: This is all my fault, Hulk.
337
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,960
I've doomed the world!
338
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:26,831
My continuous jesting
and carelessness in the face of danger
339
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:28,167
cost us victory.
340
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:33,169
For Jupiter's sake,
do you ever stop talking about yourself?
341
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,630
Snap out of it, Herc.
342
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:37,289
There's still time to stop Pluto
and save the Smashers.
343
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,671
(pigeons cooing)
344
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,325
Charon: You, I continue to despise.
345
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:49,375
But I admire your resolute manner
346
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,078
and dedication to others.
347
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,542
So I offer you insight.
348
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,665
If the shield is faced
with its own reflection,
349
00:15:56,750 --> 00:16:00,330
it can be destroyed, the spell broken.
350
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,210
Your friends will be restored.
351
00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:05,502
You still got that mirror?
352
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,043
If we can get close enough
to Pluto to use it,
353
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,325
we can bounce the shield's beams
right back at it.
354
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,538
A brilliant plan, Hulk!
355
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,791
Give me orders,
and I will follow them to the letter.
356
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,535
I vow to remain serious, and make amends
357
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,495
for the trouble I've caused you this day.
358
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:24,132
Actually, having some fun
might be the right idea.
359
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,127
(roaring)
360
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,458
(man 1) What is that?
361
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,213
Pluto: Your champions have fallen!
362
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,581
(zapping)
363
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,170
Hercules: Don't flatter yourself, Pluto.
364
00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:47,792
Nobody's soul is beating down the door
365
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,325
to get into your boring realm.
366
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,669
-Self-important braggart!
-(growling)
367
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,330
I regret not annihilating you
when I had the chance.
368
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,923
Hercules: But you don't regret moping
in a damp cave all these years?
369
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,790
While I captivated the world
with heroic deeds
370
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,245
and rugged good looks?
371
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:05,133
Perhaps I'll leave your head unfrozen
372
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:07,668
so you can watch your beloved world fall!
373
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,169
You mean, you wouldn't be doing it
374
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:13,290
so I could share my harrowing tales
of adventure with you for all eternity?
375
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:15,575
Come on! Deep down, you admire me.
376
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,957
-I know it.
-(dings)
377
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:21,331
Hercules: I had you when I slew
the Nemean lion, didn't I?
378
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:30,958
(grunts) You earned my spite
the day you first opened your mouth!
379
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,831
Hercules: Admit it, you're jealous!
380
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,328
It's your own fault you don't have friends
to party with, Plute!
381
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,788
You need a positive mental attitude.
382
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,541
(grunts)
383
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,130
(growling)
384
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,125
(grunting)
385
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,998
(distorted groaning)
386
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,710
-(growling)
-(grunting)
387
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:58,625
(grunts)
388
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,127
(rumbling)
389
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:09,544
No!
390
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,325
(Pluto laughs)
391
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,498
Pluto: At last!
392
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,326
An end to your ceaseless chatter.
393
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,503
He's right, you know.
394
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,963
Did the alone thing plenty,
and it ain't fun.
395
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:24,211
That fool cost you your friends,
and now, your own life!
396
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,631
At least he knew how to have a good time!
397
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:30,001
(zapping)
398
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,460
Hulk: Hey, baldy!
399
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,038
(growling)
400
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,003
(muttering)
401
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:59,044
-Red Hulk: Huh?
-(Skaar groans)
402
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,785
Why am I so stiff?
403
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:03,745
And... what's an egg doing in my ear?
404
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:06,004
And where'd all the cow people come from?
405
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:07,998
(growling)
406
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:11,081
Pluto turned you to statues,
but Hulk saved you.
407
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:14,286
Come! Let us see the smashing
you're so famous for!
408
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,285
Ahh!
409
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:18,165
Skaar bite too! (growls)
410
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:19,920
I call the middle head!
411
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,460
(growling)
412
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:24,002
(grunts)
413
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,630
(grunts)
414
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,381
You fight well, jade vixen.
415
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,710
Perhaps you were an Amazon princess
in a past life.
416
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,919
No Amazon's got nothin' on me.
417
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:38,535
Seeing the surface world fall
was my one chance at happiness.
418
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,331
And you ruined it!
419
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,328
Herc can find you a unicorn to ride.
420
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:45,417
-Would that cheer you up?
-(roaring)
421
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,080
Skaar: Come back, bad dog!
Skaar not done biting!
422
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,293
You've won this day, mortal.
423
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,383
But when next I rise,
424
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,330
it will be to drag your soul
to the underworld!
425
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,630
(Pluto laughing)
426
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,665
Better bring a bigger dog.
427
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:06,001
Hercules: I owe you all a great debt,
428
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:08,003
not only for today's victory,
429
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,583
but for showing me the error of my ways.
430
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,035
Thank you, Hulk.
431
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,285
There's a time and place
for everything, Herc.
432
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,125
And now's the time to party.
433
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,330
(woman 1) Herc! Herc, flex for us!
Herc! Herc!
434
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:21,497
Hulk: Thanks, Doris.
435
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,956
Mmm! Mmm.
436
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,752
Yes, the contents of this meat pita
437
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:29,634
are both strange and delicious.
438
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:31,825
What is this I'm feasting on?
439
00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:34,747
Mmm. It's a veggie burger.
440
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,584
After fighting all those minotaurs,
441
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,247
kind of lost the appetite for beef.
442
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,963
(munching)
443
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,383
Skaar not care. Skaar eat anything.
444
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:48,040
I like your attitude, Skaar.
445
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,075
And I like your hometown.
446
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,286
(slurps)
447
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,077
So what's the deal?
448
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,626
I thought you couldn't leave Greece.
449
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,826
I can, but that's where my fans are.
450
00:20:57,917 --> 00:20:59,627
So I like to stay close.
451
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,921
Hercules: You know,
that's a collector's item.
452
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,790
I'll be right here if you want another.
453
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,075
Well, you got some new fans here
in Vista Verde.
454
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,996
-To Hercules!
-Hercules: No, no. You're kind.
455
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,538
But I do not deserve such a toast.
456
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,455
Today, we raise our cups to Hulk!
457
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,212
The hero of the day!
458
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,576
-Hoo-ah!
-Here, here!
459
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:20,787
Okra!
460
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:21,745
(static)
461
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:25,254
Herc's right. Everyone needsto have some fun when they can.
462
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,293
You gotta work hard.But don't forget to live.
463
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,791
Hulk out. (slurps)
464
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,001
(static)
465
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,875
(closing theme music)
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